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Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Funny Games U.S., Inuyasha, RH Plus/RHプラス, Dragon Ball Z, and Evil Genius.

You can call me Tobi!

DA account: tonyghtlyfe Blog: theweirdsenpai

ABOUT MYSELF: I'm 21, genderfluid and demisexual (and clearly on tumblr too much)I'd like to think I'm a writer except I can only seem to write fanfiction *cries deeply* Since I haven't been writing a lot, I've turned to drawing more recently. Aside from all that, I'm just some guy trying to get their life together.

ABOUT MY STORIES: Most of them are about real life problems (most of those that I have experienced)- things that are very likely to happen and what not. I like writing things from a more sophisticated POV but I like to be challenged and write casually as well. Usually, I don't write about things that don't interest or relate to me (that way I can do my best to capture a good perspective). The easiest thing for me to write is romance, but it's not my favorite genre. Out of the romance, 100% is yaoi- because straight love just doesn't feel the same

ANIME/MANGA OF PREFERENCE: Death Note, D-Gray Man, Host Club, Meru Puri, Sergant Frog, Naruto, Bleach, Inuyasha, FLCL, FMA, Descendants of Darkness, Gravitation, Anima, anything by Kano Miyatomo, Trigun, Dragon Ball/DBZ

FAVORITE AUTHORS/ARTIST: Takeshi Obata, Kano Miyatomo, Anne Rice, Tsugumi Ohba, Rick Yancey

FAVORITE MOVIES/SHOWS: Murder by Numbers, Otis, The Mentalist, Martian Child, The Little Vampire, Peter Pan, Resident Evil series, Beauty and the Beast, LOTR series, Aladdin, Dr. Phil, Secret Window, Prince of Egypt, Joseph King of Dreams, Deadly Women, Tarzan, Interview With the Vampire, Green Hornet, AI, Theif and the Cobbler, The Orphanage, Gravity Falls, Adventure Time, Amazing World of Gumball, Hey Arnold, Danny Phantom, Spongebob Sqaurepants, Rugrats & All Grown up y mas!

MUSIC: Pierce the Veil, Matenrou Opera, Big Bang,Settings, Escape the Fate, B.A.P.,Dead Mau5, Nightmare, SuG, ViVid, LMc, DRUGS, Blood on the Dancefloor, ISMFOF, A Day to Remember, The All American Rejects, Bad Rabbits, Black Eyed Peas,Nu'est, Eminem, Fall Out Boy, The Fray, Linkin Park, Maroon 5, Madina Lake, SU&D, Stance Punks, Asian Kung-Fu Generation

MISC. ABOUT ME: I have been called antisocial because I prefer to avoid uncomfortable situations with people I may or may not know. I don't really like to talk much, but I will never ignore someone and I like to help any and everyone as much as possible before my time's up. I can't handle pressure very well or confrontation, thus I keep to myself and handle things my way- whether it's considered right or wrong.

QUOTES: Many words to live by

"You are your problem, but you're also your solution."

"Every artist was first an amateur."

"They can because they think they can."

"What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger."

"No one can help everyone, but everyone can help someone."

"In the intellectual order, the virtue of humility is nothing more nor less than the power of attention."

"No one's perfect."

"It is not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up."

"What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say."

"Anything is possible."

"You are who you choose to be."

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

"Don't make excuses, make results."

"Nothing is true, everything is permitted."

"If someone pushes you down- get up, dust the dirt off yourself and knock 'em down harder!"

"When your enemy is strong, you must be stronger."

"I know nothing more than my power and the purpose it was intended for."

"As long as you try, you can never truly fail."

"Don't start what you can't finish."

"They can't break me as long as I know who I am."

"Don't bite the hand that feeds you."

Peace out and stay GOLDEN

PS if you like my stories, check out my account tony-thepony-johnson

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Prisoner of War by silentharleyfan reviews
Loki won, and due to a series of unfotunate events it seems Vera has found herself trapt inside his palace. She's a rebellion memember who's now being used to prove there case is unjust when it's anything but. When she's forced to behave due to the hostages he's been holding, how is she suppose to do the job she was sent there to do. Free the Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki
Enter the Sandman by Marshmallowknight reviews
The Sandman strikes fear into hearts with his lullaby of nightmares. But is it possible for someone of his ilk to have a fear of loose something as simple as a human life. NarutoxGaara(Later on)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Naruto U., Gaara
I Want Crazy by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
He didn't want something easy. He wanted some kind of crazy love that didn't make sense to anyone else. He didn't mind if that meant seeing a side to Sasuke that nobody else did. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Grey Area by silentharleyfan reviews
Vera was shocked at how many of the crowd knelled. She stayed where she was heart racing hoping that she wasn't the only one who had refused his command, but there was no one. No one who was willing to do what was right no one who was willing to say no to this magical bull shit maker of a bully. At first she was scared of him, now she was angry. Loki/OC later on Loki/Sigyn
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,958 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R.
The Hormone Accelerator by bxk-freakazoid reviews
Kevin has to cook up an aphrodisiac for that scumbag Argit. well, things go 'down' the 'hill' when someone else ends up using the chemical, without permission and knowledge! (hint: ben!) same old same old! :D Happy Valentines Day of 2013! :D rated M for language and content! dedicated to StuffedToyCuddler and fullmoonwolf950!
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
The Boy in the Closet by Resting-Madness reviews
It hurts to be hated, especially when its coming from your own family. Without friends at school, you may as well just find yourself talking to a wall... or maybe.. the voice in your closet. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,602 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - [Lee R., Gaara] - Complete
Blind Leading The Blind by deathskeith reviews
Blind since birth, Sasuke a piano prodigy, must discover that his past will be a challenge to his future. But in his heart all he wants to do is be himself and remind his family that he once had a brother. YAOI ITASASU GARASASU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,362 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
Cruelty Suceeding Compassion by Unique Little Freak reviews
"I looked up at him and cursed the stars that had to be in my eyes. Maybe I couldn't learn to love him, but I could learn to revere the simple way he never hurt me." -Master!Gaara and SexSlave!Lee. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,031 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Secret by EvilCannibalPanda reviews
Near should've kept his mouth shut. He shouldnt have told Matt his secret. And he may have just kept it to himself if he knew then just how far things would go. Rated M to be safe
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,062 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Stray by PixieDust291 reviews
Yami is a seriously overworked veterinarian. He nurses a cat back to health, not realizing the feline is the answer to all of his problems. What is a man to do when a very cute and naked cat boy says he has come to satisfy his every desire?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Fatherhood by Filthy Filthy Youth reviews
Immediately after the death of Cell, Vegeta goes home and starts down the road to becoming...a proper dad.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Vegeta, M. Trunks - Complete
I'm Not a Bad Father by cara9001 reviews
Vegeta is a great father, and he shows that he does care for baby Trunks by singing a old traditional saiyan lullaby to him. Oneshot
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Vegeta, Trunks - Complete
Pressing Desire by Rockleerox93 reviews
A mission in Mist County between the Kazekage and the loyal envoy of Konoha has not gone according to plan. After an unexpected night spent together, Gaara will stop at nothing to have Lee as his own, despite what Lee might want. WARNING: Mature GaaLee-NO EPILOGUE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Farewell, Content by Demented Inu reviews
John gives Bernard a lesson in self-appreciation the only way he knows how: through Shakespeare. John/Bernard.
Brave New World - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Dance by Sweetcutsofrelease reviews
GaaraxNaruto. AU. Highschool fic. Gaara wants Naruto, the outcast and the bad ass. How will this work out. read if you wanna.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,355 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
100 Things that Naruto Does That Pisses Off Sasuke by kiiyu-sama reviews
Ever wonder what exactly Naruto did to piss Sasuke off?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Now Look What You've Done by fingernailcoloredwalls reviews
Paul and Peter take new victims. Peter doesn't appreciate the attention being spent on one particular member of the family. COMPLETE but I would still like some reviews!
Funny Games U.S. - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
Bathtime oO by Loves-Chihuahuas reviews
How exactly do Light and L go about getting clean when they are chained together? A whole host of scenarios, multi-chapter. No slash, but very embarrassing and at times awkward! Not lewd, just funny. Everyone plays a part. Please R&R
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,554 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - L, Light Y.
One, Two, Three Gaaras! by sweet-and-simple reviews
"Due to an unfortunate jutsu cast upon the Kazekage, there are three of them." Lee has no idea what he just agreed to.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,820 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Alcohol Induced Madness by sweet-and-simple reviews
He never meant to hurt Lee. As a matter of fact, he's not even certain if he did hurt Lee. It comes to him in snippets and flashes of memory. That is exactly why he has to find Lee. He has to know what happened.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Spoiled Sanity by FragilePuzzle reviews
AU. Mihael is the man with three faces--the blonde was locked in an asylum at age 10, diagnosed with three separate personalities. Will he be able to get a grip on his sanity with the help of a doctor named Near? Mello/Near, Near/Mello, Matt/Mello.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,942 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
To Admire the Sinful by Yellow kiwi reviews
Sequel to 'To adore the Hellish'. Will getting back together with Gaara only cause the same problems Naruto had to deal with in high school? Oh no, these problems are on a much bigger and public scale! GaaraNaru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,318 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Man In the Iron Mask Sans Accents! by Ambiguous Umbra reviews
Annually, a friend and I watch the 1998 version of this movie and pick apart its bizarre storyline and the terrible acting. I felt it might be fun to share some of our past comments with you in the form of an adapted screenplay. Enjoy.
Man in the Iron Mask - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,366 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Pein falls for ItaDei by Zetai reviews
In the silence of the night some noises disturb Pein's poor ears. He wants to punish the culprits, but gets more than he bargained for. ItachixPeinxDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Cat Life by xXLostInWonderLandXx reviews
Yaoi / AU / Smut The trials and struggles of Naruto's kitty cat stalker problem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Come Pip by Charlie's Heroine reviews
Merry teaches Pip a lesson in honesty and hardwork. Contains: Slash, MM spanking.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
To adore the Hellish by Yellow kiwi reviews
Naruto can't stop thinking of the schools outcast. It'll be hard enough to get to know him, even harder to get him to love him, but none of it will be has hard as staying together in a school that is trying so hard to tear you apart. AU, yoai, GaaraNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,302 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/7/2006 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
The Ultimate Eerie Queerie Yaoi Collection by reviews
A collection of several different pairings from EQ. Hardcore yaoi and smut entails. You have been warned...
Eerie Queerie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,687 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007
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Live and Let Go reviews
*Sequel to The group* Naruto and Gaara's time in the group is coming to an end, along with their Jr year. With Sr year aproaching, they begin to run into problems, new and old, that they must resovle in order to finally live the lives theyve always wanted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,839 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Gaara, Naruto U.
A genius' mind reviews
Cadel is well adjusted to his new life and everything is going better than best. Until tonight, when an unexpected dream occurs. There is probably little point to this aside from a temporary cure from boredom. Rated M-ish...
Evil Genius - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Complete
Imaginary Friends reviews
Sasuke has had his imaginary friend, Naruto, since he was young, but, at 16, it may be time to confront his relationship with the so-called imaginary boy. However, Naruto may not be as imaginary as everyone thought...*disclaimer*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,990 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'll love you long time reviews
Matt was having a bad day until Mello came along. The blonde had only an hour to make that change. Neither of them thought that it would be permanent.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Seeking Approval reviews
A short story in which Trunks and Vegeta have a cute heart-to-heart. All the boy wanted was to talk to his father, to know that he made him proud.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Trunks, Vegeta - Complete
Bathtime Bonding reviews
It's Makoto's first day in The Eternal Moon Manor and Ageha decides that bathtime would be the best time for them to bond, but Makoto thinks otherwise. After the truamatizing experiences from his childhood, can Ageha manage to change Makoto's mind?
RH Plus/RHプラス - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Makoto, Ageha - Complete
The group reviews
Naruto and gaara are in a support group together for 'clinically depressed' teens. They're paired together for a project that could let them get a 'get out of jail free card' that involves breaking your bariers and letting someone else in.Yaoi later on...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,413 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Family reviews
What happened to Inuyasha and Sesshomaru after the Great Dog Demon's death? Why does it seem that, no matter the situation, they seem to share a mutual hate? Is everything as it seems? No incest, pervs! I own nothing but this story
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
The Chubby Chaser reviews
"if he keeps that up, he'll be big as a house- then no one'll want him!" This was what pushed lovable Choji to leave his home without warning only to return 2 months later,changed.Will everyone like the change? And how will his BFF react to 'new' Choji?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Little Brothers reviews
Gaara and Kankuro are home "sick" and Temari has to watch them, but she just wants to train outside. And if they would just stay in their rooms, she just might be able to. *disclaimer*
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Gaara's Plan reviews
Naruto and Lee are suddenly summoned to the Sand village by thier good friend Gaara to assist him with a task. However, after being ditched by Lee, the blonde sees something he didn't expect from the kazekage. But this is all according to the plan.*3sum*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Pandemonium reviews
Mello is gay, matt is straight;they are roommates. One day mello's bored and makes matt take him to a local gay bar and matt agrees but only if mello will be his pretend b/f Mello hopes that tonight will be his night-all the pieces seem to fit that way...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The fun never stopped
-A few years after Paul and Peter kill Anne and her family, they have another particularly fun round with a new family, the Curtises. POV of the oldest kid, Ethan.*story on hold*
Funny Games U.S. - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,405 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010
Thunderstorm reviews
How ironic is it that the day of one of the worse storms Konoha has ever seen, Naruto wishes for his number one rival's house to cave in and it does? How ironic is it when Naruto decides to get revenge, Sasuke is one step ahead of him? Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bad habits die hard reviews
L is in a popular band,The Bad Habits, with some of our favorite characters. Light is his biggest fan and will do anything for him. Even kill. Then one day,at one a Bad Habits concert, he gets the oppurtunity of a life time... Title is decieving-no deaths
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Eternal Sin reviews
A yaoi between Gaara and naruto- Gaara's a demon looking for a new soul to collect one nigth and happens to stumble across naruto... I do not own anything in this story...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
In Loving Memory of Itachi reviews
It's a little story I made a while ago for Itachi becasue he's the best brother anyone could ask for. It's not an incest story, so if that's what you wanted, I'm sorry. Just a look on how the Uchiha brothers could have been... i own nothing :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete