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My name is Melissa but my Dad calls me Humphrey.

I'm 20 and live in Chicago.

I love Candlebox, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Matchbox Twenty and Billy Joel.

Pablo Neruda is my favorite poet.

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The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10708 - Favs: 9,358 - Follows: 7,033 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Married My Ex Boss by tinklove reviews
Bella is forced to go to Vegas with her sister-in-law to cheer up after a bad breakup. Edward, who is Bella’s ex-boss, has a meeting in Vegas. They meet, get drunk and end up married. She asks for divorce, he asks for 6 months. Canon-couples. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,271 - Reviews: 3664 - Favs: 4,220 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Devil's Angel by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
My Harley, freedom and the women I have waiting for me up and down the California coast are my distractions, that was until my Beauty turned my world upside down. ExB, AH, OOC, Mystery/Suspense/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 10898 - Favs: 2,674 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family of Perfection by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
In ninth grade I developed a crush on him. At sixteen he kissed me. Freshman year of college I fell in love with him. On my twenty first birthday we got drunk and I lost my virginity to him. Nine months later Mackenzie Carlie Cullen joined us." A/H, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,387 - Reviews: 3702 - Favs: 4,254 - Follows: 1,901 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Consequences by Brown-eyedCullenGirl reviews
A week before Bella's bithday party in New Moon Edward decided to throw his boundaries off the window and did something they didn't expect to have consequences. Now, five years later, Bella finds the Cullens again but she's not alone. Bella is a vampire
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,705 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by BruiserSkinGirl reviews
Bella is a homeless girl, Edward is a member of organized crime. She's discovered in a dumpster after a hit is carried out by Edward and two others. Will he kill her like he's killed other witnesses? Or will he take her under his wing?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 82,094 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nothing Else Matters by 22blue reviews
Entry for the Fun With Your Clothes On O/S Contest. "She warned me if things didn't change she'd leave. Things didn't change. She's leaving... today." AH Rated M Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If You Could Read My Mind by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,353 - Reviews: 7074 - Favs: 5,141 - Follows: 2,809 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Waiting Always Waiting by jennlynnfs reviews
Bella's home from college for the summer. Her step brother Seth and his friends hang out at their house. Bella is reluctant to take part in their high school antics, but discover it's not so bad especially with Edward Cullen around.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,379 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 201 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Moon Tavern by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
Formerly What Happens in Vegas..Edward and Bella have one wild night together. But is Edward ready to give up his playing ways? What happens when he's cut off from his family and forced to work at the bar owned by Bella's family? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,109 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood and Lust by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
Edward is having trouble balancing his urges for Bella's blood and Bella's body before the wedding. What started out as a simple "Practice Fic" has become a retelling of BD from EPOV that lets us see just how much he struggles for control at every turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,650 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Visiting Ms Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's son has a new teacher, one that he'd love to get to know better. Gift for Quietruby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,550 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 158 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gone and back Again by totallyaddicted reviews
Bella and Edward were high school sweethearts. Their relationship ends when Edwards parents decide to move away. Bella gets some shocking news but she can’t get hold of Edward. What has happened? Will they ever see each other again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 130,654 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
AoC Outtakes, Future Shots, and Random Stuff by littlesecret84 reviews
Outtakes, future shots, and fun I've had with Bella and Edward from Age of Consent.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,558 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Unfortunate Look Into Bella's Lovesick Psyche by petitebelette reviews
Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets-including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,108 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Choke On Self by sylv-vies reviews
Bella's an amnesiac with people problems, back from Phoenix after a five year vacation. Edward's her ex best friend, and shocked to see her back in town. She sucks at coping, and he's hot. "Whatever you bring to the table, whatever you got, I can meet.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,771 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hearts in Pain by Tess84 reviews
AH. Bella Swan moves to the tiny town of Forks where she meets Edward Cullen, and the two fall in love. Their relationship is cut short when Edward moves from town - but he is leaving behind more than he could ever imagine...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 162,899 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Will Come Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward moves in with Bella and Alice to help with expenses, but what will happen when Edward falls for Bella and she's unable to return those affections due to a past trauma? Canon Couples, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,461 - Reviews: 3199 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Angel Series 1: Broken Angel by drotuno reviews
The FIRST in the Angel series. This is my version of New Moon and beyond if Edward didn't return for 2 years. Jacob is NOT the sweet boy everyone thinks he is. What kind of Bella did Edward come back to? How does she react? AU/OOC-somewhat...Future LEMONS! Rated M for a reason. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 266,498 - Reviews: 2363 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty Dancing with the Devil Herself by JayJayHale reviews
COMPLETE Edward left Bella, forcing his family to stay away from her. Six years onwards, the Cullens are a mess and Emmett decides to get away from his angst ridden family and let loose. What he finds in the meanest biker bar in Seatle will shock everyoe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,168 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5777 - Favs: 3,876 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2198 - Favs: 3,214 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Color of Your Eyes by DivineInspiration reviews
AU. Isabella Swan is a vampire with golden eyes thinking she is alone in a world where her kind all have red eyes. When she meets Carlisle Cullen everything changes and soon they are on a path towards what they thought they would never have; a family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,538 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eternity Alone by FantasyFreak1987 reviews
What happens when Edward never comes back? When Bella jumps off of the cliff, but there is no Jacob there to save her? What happens to Bella, and will she ever reunite with her one true love? Twists you won’t see anywhere else!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,824 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas With the Cullens by BlueIsSoul reviews
Ever since she can remember, Bella Swan has spent her Christmas with the Cullens. This Christmas its time to sort out those Edward related "complications". But what happens when Edward has a new introduction to make? Rating: Mature Pairing: EB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,691 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fate Worse Than Death by nosleep3 reviews
New Moon AU, E/B. After Edward leaves her, Bella's haze and her danger magnet lead her down a path of abandonment, insanity, and the very edge of death. How do the pieces of her life fit back together again? Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,935 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 3,164 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her fate was to die by SummerRavyn reviews
After Edward leaves in NM Bella gets sick, and starts to think that fate wants to catch up with her. AU,E/B Sad in parts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,831 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My mistakes were made for you by Miss Baby reviews
Bella and Edward shared a passionate romance during spring break in Florida. Five years later Bella is a single mom living in New York. What happened? Will Bella and Edward ever find their way back to each other again? All human, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 269,343 - Reviews: 2271 - Favs: 3,504 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Defenses Hit the Ground by MissSingItAll reviews
When Edward left, it destroyed Bella's self-esteem. Now that he's back, will he be able to prove his love for her with the very real threat of Victoria in the distance?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,742 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 2,165 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete