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Author has written 5 stories for Vampire Academy, Office, and Twilight.

Hey people! You can call me caro! Thanks for checking out my profile, and (hopefully) my stories!

My favorite books are vampire acadamy...I OWN NOTHING!

Here are some VA Quotes :)

"What's your name?" "What?" "Your name." "You know my name." "I want you to tell me." "Rose. Rose Hathaway." "Do you know your birthday?" "Of course I do. Why are you asking me such stupid things?" ..."I think she's fine." - Dr. Olendzki and Rose, Frostbite

"I guess there was "usually", and then there was being held in the grip of a really ripped, really tall, really pissed off Russian guy." -Rose, V.A

"And then suddenly he was there, charging down the hallway like death in a cowboy duster."- Rose, Vampire Academy

"The Battle cry sort of gave you away. Try not to yell next time." -Dimitri, Vampire Academy

"Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you're going to think about me naked, do it on your own time." -Rose, Vampire Academy

"I love pity parties. I wish I'd bought the hats." -Christian, Vampire Academy

"Don't worry, I won't bite. At least not in the way you're afraid of." -Christian, Vampire Academy

"Good God, Men everywhere". -Rose, Frostbite

"My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect." -Adrian, Shadow Kiss

"Great-Aunt. And I'm her favorite great nephew. Well I'm her only great nephew, but that's not important. I'd still be her favorite," Adrian, Shadow Kiss

"Oh my God. A kind word from Rose Hathaway, I can die a happy man." Adrian

"Then stop biching and try again." -Rose
"Hey no advice ghost girl." -Adrian, Shadow Kiss

"If you touch me, I'll provide you with the oppritunity to see if you can heal your self. Then we'd see how badas you really are." -Rose, Shadow Kiss

"And I thought the whole point of my education was that violence is the answer." -Rose, Shadow Kiss

"Aw you'd never hurt me. My face is too pretty." -Adrian, Shadow Kiss

"You did not just say that. I have the feeling were on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other." -Christian
"I already have a nickname for you, but I'll get in trouble if I say it in class." - Rose, Shadow Kiss

"Really good. I think you have a promising future as a house wife while Lissa works and makes millions of dollars."- Rose
"Funny that's exactly my dream." -Christian, Shadow Kiss

"Even I make mistakes. I know it's hard to believe-kind of surprises me myself-but I guess it has to happen. It's probably some kind of karmic way to balance out the universe. Otherwise it wouldn't be fair that one person is so full of awesomeness." -Rose, Shadow Kiss

"Oh man I didn't know you could kick into crazy mode even in dreams." -Rose, Shadow Kiss

"Are you insane?" Who was I kidding, of course he was. -Rose, Shadow Kiss

"I'm not jealous I'm just-" -Christian
"-feeling insecure over the fact that your girlfriend is spending a lot of time with a rich and reasonably cute guy. Or, as we like to call it, jealous." -Rose, Shadow Kiss

"No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco."- Rose, Blood Promise

"Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and" – oh. Okay. Maybe she had a point.- Rose, Blood Promise

"Oh God," I said. "I'm Zmey's daughter. Zmey Junior. Zmeyette, even." -Rose
"What on Earth are you talking about?" -Janine, Blood Promise

"I'd said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass." -Rose, Blood Promise

Just a heads up, i love good reviews. They make my day! (: Ideas are always welcome.

This is Rose's Dress from royal pain:

...And her shoes :

This is Bella's Lamborghini from Criminal Records

And this is Rosalie's Aero :

Thanks for reading!


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Win a Kiss by GuardianD reviews
When the VA gang decides to play some games like hide and seek,truth or dare and man hunt, what happens when winning gets you a kiss? Who wins and who gets kissed? I DO NOT OWN VAMPIRE ACADEMY! Dimitri isn't a strigoi!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,813 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5753 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4850 - Favs: 4,454 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Finds Fanfiction by PockyxPocky reviews
Edward, everyone's favorite innocent virgin vampire finds some not so innocent entries on a fan fiction sight! About him! *Le Gasp* Just when someone walks in... no description of what he reads! sorry but the reactions are all good R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Edward
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Trouble Is My Middle Name reviews
Suspension?Whatever.But youth correction sessions?Thats just cruel and unusual punishment.Then Bella meets a this hot guy there. The problem? His dads the principal.See what happens when responsible Edward gets pulled into an illegal situation.Literally.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010
Royal Pain reviews
Its time for what Lissas been waiting for-the queens royal ball, to Rose's dismay. But this trip to the royal court is about to take a turn for the worse. Can the skilled guardians manage to save this party? Well, you'll have to read it now, won't you?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,769 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Criminal Records reviews
When Bella Swan, daughter of the FBI's most wanted, is recruited to an FBI team of ex-criminals, her whole life changes. Disarming bombs, saving lives, and annoying the hell out of her team? All in a days work. The FBI just got a whole lot funnier! A.H
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010
Office Invasion reviews
What happens when a strigoi Rose is chasing leads her right into the office? Will Dwight try to save the day using the various weapons he has hidden? Please R&R!
Crossover - Office & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Dwight S., Rose H.
Bail Money reviews
ONE SHOT! Rose gets arrested - surprise, surprise - and does NOT take it very well. No surprise there either. Those poor cops...never saw it coming. As if things couldn't get any worse, guess who comes to bail her out?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Rose H., Adrian I.