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Author has written 33 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, True Blood, and Big Bang Theory.

Short, blonde, two daughters, two cats and a husband. Fluent in advanced sarcasm and Glaswegian.

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The Bellagio Peregrination by FlippySpoon reviews
Summary: Sheldon reluctantly takes Penny along to a conference in Las Vegas. Epiphanies are had, stars are gazed, cards are counted, shenanigans are shenaniganed.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,083 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Apocalypse Week by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Gift of Submission by Thebonebed reviews
After a short tedious marriage, Sookie delves into a world she'd always been curious about and after years of hiding what she really wants, she gets it in the form of a tall blonde Swede. Contains filthy language, extreme lemons, and BDSM throughout.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,399 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Sookie, Eric
Love Me Dead by AllHailAugustus reviews
What if Bill had drained Sookie in that car trunk in Jackson?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,272 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Sookie, Eric
Studybuddies by scribeninja reviews
In college, Eric is a nerdy virgin and meets Sookie in the library. He's shy and adorkable, and likes Sookie, who is looking for some happiness herself. AH-OOC.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,423 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dead with the Vikings by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie wakes up in a bed a 1000 years ago without knowing how she got there. The story takes place after chapter 1 in Dead in the Family. Spoilers for all books. Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,153 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Carnival is for scars, Valentines for mending by Thyra10 reviews
Last time they met, Eric hurt Sookie deeply. This was 15 years ago. Can they mend the scars? AH, AU, one-shot. My entry for the Valentine s and Carnival contest at the Alexander Skarsgård Library Forum. Takes place in Denmark where Fastelavn is celebrated
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dead on a Football Field by Thyra10 reviews
Eric is the star of the team, Sookie the new assistant coach. He hates her for being a woman in male football. She hates him for being lazy and cocky. Arrogant Bastard meets the Ice Queen. AH. AU. OOC. Rated M.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,458 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
It's About Power by At A Venture reviews
Sookie/Bill, Sookie/Eric, Sam, Amelia, Jason, etc. AU. Sookie Stackhouse, barmaid and telepath, meets an unusual man at Merlotte's.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,937 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Sookie, Bill - Complete
The Passionate by At A Venture reviews
When Alcide Herveaux disappears, Sookie and Amelia become supernatural detectives. Unfortunately, this is more than an open and shut case.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,773 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Amelia, Sookie - Complete
Lover Lay Down by At A Venture reviews
Sookie/Amelia/Eric/Bill/Sam/Quinn/Calvin/Claudine/Alcide. Amelia has insomnia, and turns to magic for a miracle cure. But all goes wrong when Amelia puts Sookie to sleep instead!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Amelia, Sookie
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Electric Limbo reviews
Reworked from start to finish - re-read required. Rivalry between two of Bon Temps oldest families ends when they team up to keep their businesses alive … but the rivalry with others in the same business just begins. Geek-centric fluff with a large side order of comedy. Warnings for Star Trek quotes, WoW references and Eric being a huge Thundercats fan. :o) AH/OOC.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,589 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Ultimatum reviews
Sheldon has one week to make a choice. Promotional story for Random*Fandom's 'Against the Clock' Challenge. One Shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Sheldon C. - Complete
Eric's Search for Christmas Spirit reviews
Eric is forced into a job he really doesn't want to take at Christmas, but playing someone else can make you take a hard look at yourself. Eric saves himself and his family's business at the most wonderful time of the year. AH/OOC Rated ESwE (Extreme schmaltz with elves)
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,940 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Bubba, Eric, Pam, Sookie - Complete
My Lady's Chamber reviews
Promotional Poem for the Random*Fandom 'Against the Clock' challenge. Sookie's employer - Lord William - is due home very soon but what is Lady Pam up to with the stable lad?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Eric, Pam, Sookie - Complete
No More Heroes reviews
The new Millennium brings a new phenomenon that newscasters fall over themselves to cover. The headlines also give Sookie hope that her disability is something else entirely. Do Superheroes hand out application forms for sidekicks? AU, OOC. Rated M in case things get sweary, sexy or violent.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,890 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Eric, Sookie
The Aphrodisiac Ramification Quandary reviews
Following on from my o/s 'The Synthetic Desire Experiment' - In the cold light of day, what are the repercussions of Amy messing with forces she had no control over? Guilt, confusion and Planned Parenthood ... oh my! Rated M in case things get sweary, sexy or Violent. Pairings: Sheldon/Penny, Leonard/Amy
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Underestimation reviews
Entry for Sookie's Happily Ever After Contest. Alcide knows he manipulated Sookie but he always thought he would convince her to help out the Longtooth pack - until he saw her bring a man back to life and witnessed another event. Now he can only watch as she lives out her Happily Ever After. Alcide POV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Alcide - Complete
Big Girls Don't Cry reviews
Drabble written to promote Random*Fandom's Party Favours challenge to celebrate our 1st Birthday. Penny accompanies Leonard to a Caltech informal mixer, but feels out of her depth and shunned by his intelligent colleagues. Who will come to her rescue? Title taken from the Frankie Valli song used in Dirty Dancing.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Penny, Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Whirlwind Romance reviews
AH. Pam is having the worst day ever. Not only has her long term boyfriend told her would never propose but there's also a Cat 3 hurricane breezing toward her. Written as a promo for Sookie's Secret Santa 2011.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Alcide, Pam - Complete
Fangleurs reviews
Written for BlakesBoogie for Sookie's Secret Santa 2011. The year is 2061. Sookie Stackhouse has been frozen in time due to a bizarre icebox incident. When she's defrosted, she finds that Vampires have taken drastic measures in their effort to mainstream.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Music Machine reviews
ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY. Go Team were one of the most successful teen pop sensations of the late 90s. When a TV producer asks them to reunite for a reality show a decade after their split - will history repeat itself and old wounds reopen? All Human.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,548 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Eric, Sookie
The Synthetic Desire Experiment reviews
Set post Season 5. Amy takes extreme measures to push Sheldon's boundaries in her need for physical intimacy. Plans are derailed, couples torn apart and friendships will be forever changed LAMY/SHENNY. Rated M in case things get sweary, violent or risqué; OOC and definitely AU.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Jumping the Void reviews
ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY. Set after DITF. Claude, desperate to stay connected to the Fae Realm, messes with the portal in Sookie's back yard – with catastrophic effects on himself and Sookie. AU, rated M just in case things get sweary, violent or sexy.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,279 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sookie
Canned Heat reviews
Pam's car breaks down just at the right time for her to change Sookie's life, outlook and chances for the future. All these bad times she's going through – just dance. AH OOC. Entry for 'I Write the Songs' 2012. There's no genre selection for 'Finding Happiness'
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sookie - Complete
Special DeliVery reviews
Happy Birthday Jade012! Butcher Eric makes a meat delivery to Deli owner Sookie in more ways than one! AH, EPOV, PWP, O/S.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Be My Downfall reviews
Set immediately after book 4. Eric is tormented by thoughts of Sookie and although he may regret taking action, he would regret not taking action even more. AU. First posted on fandomfiction 2010.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Home Improvement reviews
Eric moves to a fixer-upper in a small town to escape big city living, will the local DIY store's paint desk assistant, Sookie, be able to help him with more than his home decor? All Human/OOC/PWP.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Sookie, Interrupted: A Meeting of Minds reviews
A 'Sookie, Interrupted' side story. A trip to Dallas leads to Sookie discovering a kindred spirit and showing him a path he hadn't realised was open to him.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,717 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Breaking Down the Walls reviews
Eric has been sheltered to the point where he only trusts one person. Sookie is a disgraced former child star who is attempting to resurrect her career. They have both built walls to protect themselves, can they break them down? AH/angst in beginning.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,664 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Sookie, Interrupted reviews
What if Sookie's parents had listened to the doctors? Hadley and Sophie-Ann rescue Sookie from a Mental Facility. Spoilers up to short story 'One Word Answer'. AU/OOC. Re-posting from Live Journal.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,770 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Sookie, Interrupted: Jased and Confused reviews
Ever wonder about the disturbing phone call Sookie had from Jason in chapter 19 of Sookie, Interrupted? It deserved to be documented seperately. AU/OOC.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Jason, Sookie - Complete
Sookie, Interrupted: Hadley Ever After reviews
Set in the Sookie, Interrupted Universe. Sophie-Ann and still human Hadley have a quiet night in. Who knew Disney would inspire a deep conversation that will change Hadley's life forever – literally. AU/OOC/Femslash
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Hadley, Sophie-Anne - Complete
Miss Supernatural reviews
Finalist in the Dead Pan contest 2010. Can Sookie pull off the role of a beauty queen to find out who is threatening Felipe De Castro's attempt to unite the supernatural races with a beauty contest? Set after Dead and Gone.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Guilded Cage reviews
After an accident, Sookie turns to an online world to ease her boredom. Will she find more truth and insight into real life situations while seeing things through her characters eyes? All human.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,807 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Eric & The Real Girl reviews
Eric's life is in a complicated mess, can a little something his Grandpa left in his attic be of help? Almost all human, set some indeterminate time in the future. Human Eric/Robot Sookie.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,139 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Portal of Panties reviews
They melt, they get wet, they get ripped but more often than not, when Eric is around, they go *poof*. Just where do those poofed panties go? Sookie finds out...
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Sookie - Complete
Deid Fowk Dinnae Clype reviews
2nd part of my 'deid' series. Sookie finds out that vampires don't give up easily. Can her tenacious Glaswegian spirit help her get out of the mess Hadley put her in? Or will her temper get her into even more trouble? You will need to read DTiD first.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,582 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Deid Til It's Daurk reviews
1st part of my 'deid' series. Inspired by the Home Sweet Home contest but NOT an entry. After her parents die, Sookie is sent to live with friends of her Gran in Glasgow, Scotland. As soon as she hits 18, she returns to Bon Temps a very different person.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Adele, Sookie - Complete
The Diary Trail reviews
When Pam Ravenscroft goes missing, her two best friends are worried for her safety. Upon finding Pam's diary, Sookie Stackhouse and Eric Northman are shocked to find Pam led a secret double life. All Human. *Warning - dark themes*
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,762 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Dirty Little Secret reviews
Eric Northman and Sookie Stackhouse have had weekly appointments with each other for over a year. When an appointment turns into a liaison, will it expose their secret? All Human, lemons, dom/sub themes. One Shot.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Snowflakes reviews
One-shot sample fic for the Citrus Tree Contest. A little more detail on the Sookie/Eric V trip we were treated to in S4EP8.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
A Walk on the Wildside reviews
Sample one shot for The Citrus Tree Contest. Eric Northman isn't looking forward to joining his students in wilderness camp, especially when other teachers like frumpy, ice-queen Sookie Stackhouse will also be going. All Human.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
An Unlikely Advisor reviews
Set between Living Dead in Dallas and Club Dead. Lorena has no power over Bill, a little TB touch, and so won't be calling him to her. I just wondered what might have happened with Sookie and Bill if their relationship had been left to run its course.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Arlene, Sookie - Complete
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