Joker in Arkham Asylum, bored as usual, until he hears of a new intern... My version how Joker meets Harleen and manipulates her into Harley Quinn. More chapters coming soon.

Dr. Harleen Quinzel stumbles into significant problems when her notorious patient starts using her like a skeleton key. The worst part? She's kind of digging it. JokerxHarley

Gather around, Rumbellers! Intended to be a series of one-shots focusing completely on Rumbelle. Mostly fluff. Fair warning: spoilers up to Season 4.

Talia and Bane are separated when Talia is forced to escape from the Pit, but they are reunited when Ra's Al Ghul brings Bane out of the prison to join the League and train with Talia. As Talia and Bane become closer, Ra's Al Ghul doubts his decision and the consequences are not nearly as severe as the reality to come.

"Someone once told me that marriage is, simply put, just an adventure into madness. They didn't realize just how right they were." A series of one-shots focusing on the relationship between Alice and Hatter.

AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

The biggest kind of love The Joker can give Harley, plays out a lot different in his head than in hers.

Good Cop and Bad Cop were stuck with each other, trying their hardest to balance out their other side's flaws. As both of them worked tirelessly to hunt down the Master Builders, they were each equally convinced of one thing - despite all that had happened, despite their endless power struggle, and despite all the tragedy they left behind, they had been built for this job.

Reanimated by the Lazarus Pit and growing accustomed to her new existence tainted by its powers, Nora Fries meets her husband again.

Belle wants to help Rumpelstiltskin in the West Wing. He can't help but be suspicious of her motives.

When Good Cop falls head over heels in love, its up to Emmet to teach the charm-challenged Policeman to rack up the courage to ask the girl on a date. All that is made harder when Bad Cop decides relationships just aren't for him and is determined to remain a single Lego. *Complete*

[Based off the song by Scissor Sisters] The Joker captures Batman and has seized the perfect opportunity to finish him off! Only one problem… he can't decide. Rated T for slight blood, torture, and swearing.

This will be a series of one-shots exploring the different aspects of Gru and Lucy's relationship. First chapter: Date night - As far as first dates go, tonight was so much better than Lucy could have ever expected. Pairings: Grucy. Read and review, please!

Dark magic is not being called upon often any more. Cora strikes an alliance with Rumpelstiltskin to become partners in her machinations and renew their trysts. When Rumpel moves to Cora's castle, he finds she is not alone but has a slave girl named Belle. Will he cling to the darkness in Cora or will another light overtake his soul?

Set during Skin Deep, Rumpelstiltskin muses over what happened when he caught Belle from falling.

Fall of Light REWRITTEN! Who was this girl? She was so wise and yet so naïve. He sighed, "All the world is good in your eyes. Must be a pleasant fantasy." "Who are you?" Persephone asked again. Hades shook his head and smiled. Persephone raised an eyebrow at him, "Are you afraid I will find you good and pleasant?" Hades actually chuckled, "If only I could be so fortunate."

Gru attempts to fill his role as a father while the girls settle into their permanent family. However, with a super villain father and three girls with wildly independent spirits, no task is simple and no day is boring.

He is the king of her heart, and she would do anything for him, not just because she is queen. He pretends that there is nothing going on, but in one single moment, he says something to her and they are complete. Ronin x Tara.

"And that's the thing with him. It's no use trying to hide what you are because Sherlock sees right through everyone and everything in seconds. What's incredible, though, is how spectacularly ignorant he is about some things." Scenarios in which Sherlock is utterly oblivious.

If he was going to kill her, he was going to do it properly...or not all.

The night Tara is chosen as Queen and Ronin realizes his feelings. A one-shot... for now.

Nothing gold can stay. Taranin. Pre-movie to post-movie.

A powerful god and young goddess begin to fall in love, but a jealous goddess and a terrible mistake may drive them apart forever. Another retelling of one of history's most famous romances. Hades & Persephone

Tyler's left town and Caroline now starts to open up to her feelings for Klaus, but is it safe for her to trust the Original Hybrid after all he's put her and her friends through. Caroline is confused and doesn't know how to go about her emotions. Will she put herself in danger by letting Klaus into her heart? Post episode 4x09.

"Maybe she was going crazy and she probably shouldn't even be looking for him because hello, he was the one who left without saying goodbye and why should she even care if he is there to see her graduate? It's not like he really matters all that much or is important or anything." - a Klaroline drabble. Posted from Tumblr.

"And sometimes, the Pit would give something back – something stronger than that which had been fed flailing into the bitter earth." Talia rises. Bane follows.

A couple of extra presents under the tree, eggs being found in bushes where they weren't hidden, and coins appearing under pillows without explanation. Parents aren't stupid; they know the Guardians are real. They just never say so.

Filling in some of the gaps between the years Bane escaped his prison to the end of TDKR. Spoilers are likely to be inside. A Bane/Talia fic.

Finn and Jake are doing boring work for Princess Bubblegum, when they receive a strange call from the Ice King. He's lost his magical crown, and only the most awesome heroes of Ooo can help him get it back.

Honesty, like change, doesn't come easily to him. But he can't lose her again, so he makes a deal with himself: a secret told for every smile she gives him. (A companion piece to 'Daring To Love')

Set a few years after the movie. Jamie discovers Pitch in his sister's room. He's not happy about it.

Some photographers get that lucky, career making shot. And some wish they hadn't.

Jack has an extremely delayed reaction to the revelation of his past. Traumatizing flashbacks fall under Pitch's job description, not Sandy's. And Bunnymund has a revelation of his own...

COMPLETE! Sherlock Holmes has been beaten by precisely four people in his extensive career. John Watson is NOT about to become number five. S/J, rating for ch.14 only. Everything's nice and cheerful and fluffy until it isn't.

Just imagine Sherlock with the most normal things you can imagine, then you know what kind of little fragments of stories will be put up here.

Mr. Gold realizes that there is only one way to bring back Belle's memories and break the Queen's curse: true love's kiss. But first he'll need to recreate their romance. And that isn't simple since he is, after all, a difficult man to love.

Sometimes, Talia thinks that this woman, that elegant and refined Miranda, could have been her, in another life. The bridges burn and she hears Bane's voice echo through the city. It is time. One Shot.

She is a thing of shadow, his queen, and he watches in idle fascination as she sets about weaving it to further her own goals. No matter how impossible her promises, Talia will always keep them. B/T.

The clowns find themselves in the worst place either could imagine. Joker and Harley are on another cross-country trip with double the wackiness of its predecessor!

Sequel to 'The Last Drop': Sherlock and John catch a fever.

She escaped and ran through the rain in stolen hospital scrubs, and found someone she knew long ago. He was lonely, reclusive, and harsh. So she took it upon herself to give him a happy ending. She didn't know that she'd be getting hers as well. COMPLETE!

Sherlock wasn't surprised to find John alone the next morning. But finding him sitting in a graveyard was a bit…..unexpected. And the unexpected was always significant.

"You're making the same choices you did then," she tells him. "Your power is always going to be more important to you than I am." Spoilers for season finale

John and Sherlock tackle the mess in the flat. John didn't actually think it would be this... fun. Fluff abounds, no slash.

After four glasses of wine Belle finds herself in a very uncomfortable situation. Rating raised to M as of Chapter 3.

Sherlock is sick. The staff at the surgery are excited. John is annoyed.

Sherlock Holmes has long since retired, and the Watsons come visit him at his country home. Sherlock has insisted that John spend the night sipping tea with him, and he has just informed his best friend that he is going to die. One-shot.

"For an all-powerful Dark One," Belle muttered, scooting him over into a position of recline. He'd lost the battle before it had even had a chance to begin, watching her as she spooned the medicine out. "You are the biggest baby I have ever met."

Henry discovers a girl in a basement of the hospital that sends Mr. Gold's world reeling. He's lived without her for so long, and now she's alive. Alive, despite what he'd been told. Now what will happen as he tries to win her back? (Now very AU)

Alternately titled, The Case of the Oblivious Consulting Detective. In which Sherlock comes out of his mind palace to discover John missing. 221B does not fair well as a result. Fluff and nonsense.

Unseen glimpses into Belle's life at the castle with Rumpelstiltksin, from Belle's POV. Mostly a series of one-shot style chronological pieces with some connecting chapters interspersed.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.

Caroline wakes up & finds herself in a car next to Klaus.She becomes tangled into his dangerous world of scheming & double crossing as he enlists her in his latest plot. But as they spend more time together, things start to unfold in a way no one planned

Jervis Tetch has been sent to Arkham Asylum. What exactly happens in the time between his arrests and his escapes?

The Joker's got a problem: Harley doesn't remember who he is! What's a clown to do? Joker/Harley Nolanverse

"Tell him that it was me who sent you. Tell him that he never should have trusted me." — Sansa, and the ugly road to becoming a queen.

He could hear her calling for him. No matter how hard he fought, his body betrayed him and he could not defeat the encroaching darkness. But the gods were good to Khal Drogo, allowing the best part of his life to flash before his eyes. Because they knew he would never again rise to see the moon of his life.

On his second day aboard the Legacy, Jim endures endless chores from the relentless taskmaster, John Silver. But Jim isn't about to lie down and meekly take the abuse. One shot.

Sigyn wants all the stories. A screw destiny take on the binding of Loki and the coming of Ragnarok.

Some of Roxanne's earlier kidnappings at the hands of Megamind during which he shows he's not such a bad guy after all, going so far as to get revenge on her behalf or cure her illness. Not that our favorite blue villain would ever admit it. *Mild Swears*

Alice lives between two worlds, trying to divide her time between her family above and her friends below. But it's like walking a tightrope, and she's about to fall off. Rated Teen for some darker themes. Originally titled We Are All Mad. Eventual AxH

A collection of mega-drabbles/short stories set during the movie. Spoilers, of course. Roxanne/Megamind.

Alice Kingsleigh finds herself in the midst of a mad war in Underland. Luckily, she has a Mad Hatter by her side. Part Two to my Alice In Wonderland story after Through The Looking Glass Once More. Alice/Hatter.

In which the Hatter convinces Alice to stay on in Underland for a time, and all that occurs before her eventual return to her own drab, colorless world.

Alice once again falls down the rabbit hole and finds herself in Wonderland. She can't get home without the help of the Mad Hatter. But does he wish for her to leave? And does Alice even want to go for that matter? Tim Burton's Alice in mind

How to catch a swan: first take your stale hot dog rolls and plastic butterfly net... Joker and Harley go birdwatching. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

The nightshift adventures of a lonely Gotham fast-food restaurant worker. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

UPDATE! CHAP 6 UP! Johnny's a helplessly homicidal maniac who can never seem to find happiness anywhere, even within himself. Can a sickeningly sweet brown-haired girl change his nihilistic nature, before it destroys him completely? Rated T for language

Alice is now 26, and the time comes again when she must return to Wonderland, only this time she ends up bringing along a guest. People are disappearing in Wonderland - and its up to Alice to stop it, and save the only man she possibly ever loved. Burton.

After searching for the answers to lifes questions Alice realizes that her place is not in the constraints of Victorian England, but back in Underland with a rather Mad Hatter who loves her Muchness

Alice had decided to stay in Underland, much to the delight of the Mad Hatter. Befriending the maddest of the mad will take her down an unexpected, dangerous, and enlightning path, that may or may not have a light at the end. Tim Burton's

The Hatter feared that Alice wouldn't remember him after she left Underland, but he never considered the possibility that he would forget Alice. AxH

Alice is barely home, and already regrets her decision to leave Underland, especially with her Hatter left behind. A sudden suspicion will spur her to go back, but will the Hatter greet her as warmly as she expects, and what else might she uncover now?

Really, Alice would not go on a trip to China after telling off all those people and talking nonsense - she would be sent to a sanatorium. Such a place is where people who are as mad as a hatter belong, anyway. What was she but one more?

Alice has the buisness she wanted but life is not nearly as wonderful as she had hoped. Now that she's home she finds herself coming back to Wonderland & getting much closer to old friends.what will she choose when frendship turns to romance?review4update

Burton's Alice. Three years have past and Alice is now returning. The Red Queen has escaped and is looking for revenge, so it's up to Alice and Hatter to once again risk their lives for Underland. Rated T for now. Alice/Hatter

After Alice left Underland, she found herself falling into depression. Some even think she is mad. So, she decides it is time to travel back to Underland. This time, she won't be going home. Tim Burton Version. Alice/Hatter

People go missing. Sometimes they return and sometimes not. Sometimes people ran away of their own accord and sometimes people were kidnapped. Just this one time, this person was found. She was found by a Hatter who was somewhere he didn't belong. AxH

A catalogue of the Hatter's life before and throughout the Red Queen's reign, including thoughts and musings on the girl who was both the fault and the solution to the problem as a whole. Read with care, for madness has a dreadful habit of spreading...

Alice returns to Wonderland, in an unexpected way after realizing she can't live without Tarrant...the Hatter. Will she be able to be with him or will the madness of Wonderland, make it impossible? Better than it sounds. Please Read&review! T for now.

One shot of Tarrant and Alice. A different ending to the movie.

A oneshot inspired by the the movie and my view of how it should have ended. Alice/Hatter

We all know the quote by now: "Everyone else sees the Joker laugh; only Harley has ever seen him cry." Arleen Sorkin This was one of those times of privilege. Harley POV; minor curse.

Alice realizes that among "Questions that need answering" the greatest one remains back in Underland. Hatter realizes that he may now he guilty of that which he once accused Alice: a terrible loss of Muchness.

Even homicidal maniacs need a reason to live. Joker is unable to come to terms with Batman's death.

The story of how Harley and The Joker became the proud parents of...two hyenas? Rated M for language and sexual situations. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Not a oneshot!

Harley has her own gang and own way of life now, but with Christmas around the corner she can't help but remember when someone else used to join her under the tree...

The Joker sets out to prove that the Scarecrow is nothing more than a nerd. Can Dr. Crane show that mad scientist and geek are not synonymous? Will he have any dignity left by the end of the Joker's experiment?

Drabbles

He has her. Hook, line, and sinker. Joker X Harley Quinn

Harley is fed up...and The Joker is absolutely clueless.

All it took for Harley was one good day.

Set not long after the events of 'Mad Love'. Just how did Joker resolve things with Harley after the lies he told are revealed? How does Harley come to accept them? JokerxHarley.

Johnny will do ANYTHING to get what he wants... Shota, OOC, slash, NnySquee, SqueePepito

Amber, a young street smart heroin addict, finds herself in the clutches of The Joker one evening. Can she make it through the night? Warnings for violence, language and generally strong content. No romance, no sex and no Mary Sues.

This is a oneshot fanfic for Brichan's brilliant comic When Curiosity Met Insanity see more info inside The Reginald pursues Alice as usual but then gets stuck in the rain, and Alice takes him in out of pity.

The Joker gets quite a surprise when a stranger pays him a visit in his holding cell.

Alice returns briefly to Wonderland, armed only with adult sensibilities. Its been a long time. Very little has changed. Oneshot, with the Mad Hatter.