Red Lips 'nd Cloudy Eyeshide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Naruto. My lips aren't always red... My eyes aren't always clouded... But when they are, you should run and defend yourself. Or you will be eaten alive. You can also give me a cookie. Then I will smile and hug you. Thanks for the cookie, love! RL & CE ^_^ PROUD MEMBER OF "TEAM RETARD" !! check out !! Dutch people can come in for a talk ^_^ Click the "offline meetings" button and you'll see us most likely on the top of the list. Choose the " Nederland" tread, and we're all yours!! Do note the fact that we're... slightly retarded. I took down all my stories. I wasn't happy when I was re-reading them a little while ago and I think posting something you're not proud of is kinda weird. I guess I'm stuck reading other people's work for a while and when I think I can manage writing a decent fanfiction, I'll try again. Special thanks for the people who have been waiting for an update and have been reviewing every chapter of the ugly monsters I spat out. I won't be updating any of my previous stories... maybe the one-shots. Those weren't too bad. If anyone wants to adopt one of my stories... with my permission I guess it wouldn't be too much trouble. There's just one condition... You have to be a better writer than I am. Way better. I'll give you a little list of my adoptable previous stories: 1) The Other Goal in Life: Uchiha Sasuke had two goals in life. Now he has reached one of them, it's time to attend to the second one... Sasuke/Sakura 2) Half the Blame on Uchiha:Everyone would be so mad at her when they find out... But it's just as well his fault as it was hers. Sakura and her Inner-self try to find a solution to her unexpected and unwanted... problem. But it's not just her problem, is it? Sasuke/Sakura 3) Melting the Uchiha Heart: Sasuke comes back to Konoha... Just the same as all the other stories... But they're sooooo much fun to read XD Sasuke/Sakura You can PM me all the time. I always respond! ^^ -RL&CE |
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Smells like Team Spirit by Zadien reviews
Beyblade Ice Hockey AU. The Sharks have always won the league, each and every year, but this year will be different. Kai Hiwatari, the ex-captain of the Sharks, now captains the Tigers, the talented yet dysfunctional contenders for the trophy with all their emotional baggage, prank pulling and bitter resentment of change.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 803,773 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/31/2024 - Published: 6/19/2003 - [Kai H., OC] Tala, Brooklyn
Captive: Physically and Mentally by xoLiquidVamp reviews
With Sakura used for one of Orochimaru's experiments, she is now bound to the very man she once loved. And it's inescapable. Now, he is the only man who can help her. But if he didn't years ago, what says he will now? Full summary inside! SasuSaku! / AFTER 10 YEARS AWAY I HAVE DECIDED TO RETURN AND FINISH THIS FIC. / ONGOING.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,270 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 156,972 - Reviews: 2872 - Favs: 2,572 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 7/11/2019 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Till You Die by Mersea reviews
MadaraOC. He was known as the most powerful shinobi in the Fire Country. She was a simple girl, not even a ninja. It was a romance she did not even initiate, yet he would have her pay for it, a price in blood. Pre-canon. /Extended Hiatus./
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 216,450 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Madara U., OC
Redesign by xLilim reviews
Complete / Life is a fickle thing, but death is certain. MadaraOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 430,754 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 3/9/2012 - [Madara U., OC] Tobirama S., Izuna U. - Complete
Say When by Surmise reviews
It's war.Everyone has aligned themselves with either Konoha or Uchiha Madara. Those caught by the enemy are forced into mental enslavement. Tsunade sends Sakura to find a cure but on the way she ends up finding something else su/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,427 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
To Love and to Love Again by animequeen100 reviews
Love blooms even in the strangest of places, and darkest of hours. Sasuke has a daughter who needs a mother. Sakura has a son, who needs a father. When the shadows that follow her threaten to take her away from him, his dark secrets resurface to keep her in his arms. They were fated to love and destined to love again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 400,194 - Reviews: 2884 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Making Bacon by Awesome Team Unicorn reviews
Sasuke returns home from a long mission. Hungry, he stumbles into his kitchen. Naked. Post-canon. SasuSaku. Co-authored by Sakura's Unicorn and Unicorn Paige.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Incomplete by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
AU. Sasu/Saku. When her father told her she would have to marry a guy she knew nothing about, just because that was the best for their family, she knew she couldn't say no, just like she knew she wouldn't be happy. She just never imagined it to be that bad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 248,502 - Reviews: 3336 - Favs: 3,443 - Follows: 1,751 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Bluebird by Lady Silvamord reviews
It started as a routine mission - Sakura's second ever solo mission, and an opportunity too great for her to pass up. But then everything went horribly wrong. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 244,350 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Look Underneath by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3514 - Favs: 5,721 - Follows: 3,037 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights by Kaze and Kiba reviews
All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Square 1 by witchwinx reviews
Sakura just couldn't win Sasuke's heart, or even melt it. But now she's forgotten it all and seems to be a completely different person. The new Sakura unwittingly begins to do what the old Sakura couldn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,502 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
True Love by Jade Rozes reviews
One day Kakashi bought a small orange book. Six years later, they were inseparable. This is what happened in between. Quite simply, this is the story of a man and his porn. T for some language. Ch7: Kakashi meets Team 7
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,801 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Kakashi H.
The Life of the Child by TheUn-POP-ableBubble reviews
Sakura Haruno couldn't have been happier when Sasuke Uchiha returned to the Leaf Village and Team 7 was restored. Now, at age 20, when another Uchiha joins the ranks conflicts arise, dreams are lost, and, ultimately, a new family is born.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,907 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Pirate Of Her Heart by Sweet.Crazy-DramaQueen reviews
It was made, the pact: one week on the ocean then was marriage. A mystery that's left unsolved. She loved the sea, but was interrupted within the journey. Maybe she's going to stay afloat longer than she ever expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 59,253 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Just the Spark in the Downpour by Beeeee reviews
She was torn between love and her home. He needs her now, though not the way she wanted, and what can she do? She cant let this opportunity slip. SasuSaku. EDIT: im going tweek this at some point
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 121,472 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kaleidoscope by Nicholls reviews
Recent events at Hogwarts forces the Headmaster to ask a country known as Konohakagure for help. They send an ANBU agent named Wolf, who believes that guarding one boy will be a simple mission to complete. He's dead wrong.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,319 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8751 - Favs: 6,308 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Issues by Xmarksthespot reviews
Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,102 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
You're My Favorite Guilty Pleasure by Trebla reviews
Emily Berretta has an secret obsession: Naruto. She thinks that it's just ink and paper, until she's sucked into the world of Naruto itself. Now, Emily has to find her way home while learning about her mysterious new powers and unocking her past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,494 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Kakashi H.
Define by NaruBaby2496 reviews
Like a train hitting a stupid deer, my heart stopped, my breath caught, and my eyes grew wider than believable. This was Sasuke Uchiha, newest leader of Kiri, and I was subject to kill him. It's official, Kiri was going to be some new type of hell for me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,965 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Beauty and the Beast by Aurora Ciel reviews
AU If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return, then the curse would be lifted. If not, he would be doomed to remain a demon for all time. As the years passed, he lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a Beast? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,930 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mr Mom by ToxiNeena reviews
"Sasuke-kun, are you nervous about babysitting your own son?" There was no problem. Absolutely no problem. The Uchiha had taken on five Kages', Orochimaru, Uchiha Itachi, and Danzo; a baby was nothing compared to that. Right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Homebound by Releina Artemis Rockefeller reviews
The sequel of A Curse to Kill. Sasuke and Sakura are engaged but then, her eyes were opened to the realization that his purpose of marriage was not because he loved her. And what happens when Sakura has been fated all along to be Hokage? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 98 - Words: 187,511 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 10/4/2005 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
The Window by Kiinari reviews
What do you see outside? I see green paddy fields of newly grown grass swaying lightly by the wind...little growing buds of red poppies by the roadside. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ikigai by Lanse reviews
What could the darkness ever give to the light but a place to shine? SasuHina, some NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,800 - Reviews: 2825 - Favs: 3,471 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
For Christmas, Santa gave me Absman by OThoress reviews
AU. Doubleshot. Considering that my hormones have been hibernating the last 16 years of my life, why did they have to come aboard the night my rice cooker exploded on the hunkiest 6-pack I have ever met? Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Good Samaritan by Kaze and Kiba reviews
While Sasuke was away taking revenge for his family someone was taking care of things at home without permission. The problem now is the Hokage was protecting whoever had done it and he wanted to know why. And why was Sakura afraid of facing him? rated T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,592 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oh, The Joys of Womanhood by Cranberry Octopus reviews
Sakura makes an unfortunate discovery while working. Meanwhile Genma is intent on annoying the absolute crap out of her, she is busy hiding from Kakashi-sensei in a local drug-store.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Memoirs of a Friendship by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
Three short drabbles of Team Minato. Cute, funny, and enjoyable. Rated 'T' cursing and reference to smut.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Torune A. - Complete
The Chill of Winter by Lanse reviews
Warmth can be found in the most unexpected places. SasuHina Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,483 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 259 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Shinonome Dawn by Adeacia reviews
[SasuSaku] This is the written story form of a doujin I am making. Sakura bumps into Sasuke one morning literally xD and notices a more vulnerable side to him, but he won't open up. what is he hiding? Fluff. Cx
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When her last breath neared reviews
After years of battles, Kakashi finally defeats his rival from Cloud. However, he's not quite sure how he feels about the fact that she's actually dying. Hatake Kakashi/Akamizu Juri fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Kakashi H.