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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Sherlock.

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Month One

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me. He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

seriously how emotional is this?!

Dude I hate these things but I am very superstitious: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I usually wouldn't do this but the thought of that scares me.

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Fragile Is Trust by AngelShep reviews
Tony doesn't trust easily but he trusts the Avengers. But that single mission manages to shatter everything and now the team has to pick up the pieces, but there's a long way to go. Add SHIELD and a new enemy, and it only gets harder. Team-fic, Pepperony, some hurt!Tony, big Tony-whump in later chapters! Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,255 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13526 - Favs: 17,720 - Follows: 16,870 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Erasing The Future by Moxterminator reviews
Harry goes back in time to redo his Hogwarts years after losing the war, his family, and his wife, Ginny Potter to Voldemort. Alternate Universe. Years 1-4 but canon up to end of year 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 452,561 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 2,807 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 3/7/2006 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Ron W., Hermione G.
Truth Or Dare With The Cullens And Wolves by Eminnis reviews
So though I know there are many of these out there, I thought this would be fun to do! The Cullens and the wolves play Truth Or Dare! Post BD! R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,816 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 11/29/2009
Wings by tris2 reviews
In Harry's 6th year classes are different and Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione have more strength, new powers and they need answers. Hogwarts needs protecting...but are the four strong enough to do it? Pairings: H/G R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 147,696 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Sherlock's Choice by lemonn reviews
John is kidnapped by Moriarty. Sherlock has an impossible decision to make. Torture, suspense, angst
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,859 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Elemental Harry by hermyd reviews
Ginny is setting everything on fire, and Harry is calling down storms and throwing lightning out of his hands. How things would change if Harry's power was something different and he had to learn how to use it along with understanding a mysterious bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,793 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5390 - Favs: 5,612 - Follows: 6,340 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Poor Charlie by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
One night Bella is bored so Edward, and Bella play a game of truth or dare. but poor charlie is trying to sleep, but Bella just won't let him. Way better then it sounds, promise. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,766 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13412 - Favs: 8,120 - Follows: 6,039 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Hunting Dawn by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
What would happen if after Edward leaves Bella in New Moon Paul imprints on Bella? Would Jacob let her go? What if Edward would come back early and find out a wolf has imprinted on Bella? will he let her go to? or will Jacob and Edward team up?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Bella, Paul
Things a Vampire Can’t Do by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
A series of VERY FUNNY one-shots of things our favorite vampires can't do. Set in Eclipse. Brought to you by JasperSAYSrelax128 writer of "Oops, he did it again!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
I Know I'll Wake Soon by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Two-shot about when Alice and Bella race to save Edward in Volterra. Bella is ordered to die, and Edward and Alice protect her, and end up dying in front of her. Will there be an afterlife after all?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Forget by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire in New Moon when searching for the meadow. Now she has a new family and awesome powers and moves back to Forks....and runs into a certain family. Will they get along? Pranks! REALLY funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,715 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
The First Day by little0bird reviews
The first year after the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 251,033 - Reviews: 3390 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Epilogue: Extended Version by HogwartsForever reviews
19 years is a long time to skip in the Epilogue. Here's what I think happend during those 19 years! H/G & R/H Various other pairings. VERY true to the books! CHAPTER SIX IS UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,440 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Purity by moondancer1179 reviews
Bella's father is a religious fanatic. Will Edward and the Cullens figure out Bella's secret without revealing their own?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,967 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ten Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen by OoOoOoO-Paris-Falls-OoOoOoO reviews
CarlisleIsAlwaysSoCalmAndCollectedNothingEverSeemsToAnnoyHimButEmmettKnowsDifferently:LetMeBePerfectly Clear:IDoNotOwnTheRightsToThisListSomeoneToldMeThatNikatil@DeviantArtWroteTheActualList,IWroteTheStoriesThat YouWillFindInThisFanFic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Carlisle, Emmett - Complete
The Punishment of Ms Uhura by Dearland reviews
Until you have received sufficient punishment; you are not allowed to leave this office." Thus began, Nyota Uhura's night of punishment under Commander Spock's determined hand. M for strong sexuality, mild dominance, and a few bad words.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
The Hunt by hopefuladdict reviews
Separated by schedules Spock and Uhura try to find some alone time.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,476 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Seducing my Fiancé by Lovely lil' Evie reviews
Bella is tired of waiting and she wants Edward. Now. One-shot LEMONS! Takes place in eclipse. R&R Please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11409 - Favs: 11,118 - Follows: 5,795 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Walmart Rules by bellacullenforever reviews
25 things that the Cullen's aren't aloud to do in WalMart.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
Rebuilding Life by Kezzabear reviews
Harry has defeated Voldemort but is going back to his life going to be easy? What will he go back to, the life he once had is meaningless now. It's time to build a new one and to create a new post-Voldemort world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 451,771 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Time is at Hand by javamomma0921 reviews
Breaking Dawn starting when Bella goes into labor. Mostly from Edward's point of view. Other charactes PoVs wound in every so often. My first FF. Please read and review. Thanks! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,254 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Isabella Ice Angel by Midnight Chaser reviews
Edward left Bella and Victoria changed her.Laurent becomes her big brother.After making her own coven she cames back to Forks after 20 years to meet the Cullens. Will Edward be forgiven and melt Bella's heart of ice or will a new battle tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,248 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Beyond Repair by RAWR.ImaMonster reviews
Bella has been abused since she was 15 then moves to Forks to meet Edward Cullen. Can he fix her or is she broken beyond repair? Pretty bad at summaries but please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,251 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 2,971 - Follows: 2,054 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10446 - Favs: 13,085 - Follows: 5,355 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Home Sweet Hell by BlackWaterfalls reviews
Bella is abused by Charlie, she thinks theres no ending it. Then the Cullens show up, and EVERYTHING changes. the summery sucks, please read it. Cullen's are vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,815 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampire Truth Or Dare: Taking Time by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Is Edward/Emmett. Is slash. Is smut. Is delicious!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Don't Forget by TwistedGem reviews
What would happen if Bella found the stuff Edward hid under the floor board? What would she do? Maybe this would happen...Don't Forget by Demi Lovato
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Save me from him by Amberjoe reviews
Bella has just moved to Forks with her father, Charlie. He abuses her and she thinks it will never end when she meets a certain Edward Cullen. All human. E/B R/Em J/A . Normal pairings
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,126 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Mess It Up, Girl! by outtabreath reviews
Nyota, with a little help from Gaila and Dr. Flenderson, navigates her shiny new relationship with Spock. Sequel to two fics with very long titles. Mild M in later chapters.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,943 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Imprisoned by Kianna Sheen reviews
Temari has 5 slaves: Hinata, Sakura, Ino, Tayuya, and Kin, in which she uses them for her pleasure. LEMON, YURI, RAPE-ISH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Temari, Hinata H.
Games with the Cullen's by Fear-My-Glitter reviews
Never know what the Cullens are gunna play next! Includes Spin the Bottle, Truth or Dare, etc. Please R&R D And also, this is my 1st story so help me out a little.Set after Breaking Dawn on just a normal day. Werewolves included for a short time
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,708 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wedding Night by Remus-Chocolade reviews
Stuck at Muriel's and with a war going on most of the Weasleys are bored, scared and tense, but Bill and Fleur take a moment just to enjoy life while they can.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
Edward and Bella's Wedding night by Eryia reviews
This is kinda how I see their wedding night. Obviously I didn't finish the night and if I get request to do so I will.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
What Would Doctor Flenderson Do? by outtabreath reviews
Nyota's got her Vulcan, now she just needs to learn how to enjoy him. Sequel to How to Get the Vulcan You Want in Six Easy Steps.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,763 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
How to Get the Vulcan You Want in Six Easy Steps by outtabreath reviews
Cadet Nyota Uhura accidentally buys a self-help book; frivolity follows.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,805 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Summer Nights by RitaRitaMargarita reviews
B&E get intimate and do LOTS of practicing before the wedding. Rated M for lemon fun :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
What Happened on Isle Esme by futureMT reviews
Its a 1-chapter story of what happened on their wedding night. Starts where the book leaves us hangin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Truth Or Dare: Of Desks And Disorder by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella and Emmett break into the school after hours, intending to spend the night as part of a dare. Easy enough, for two vamps who don’t need sleep…except when their feelings get out of control. title has little to do with story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
A Love With No Limits: Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward and Bella's Honeymoon. S/L
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,995 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare: Cullen Style by edwardsbella99 reviews
Title explains much. Edward, Carlisle, and Emmett go hunting, and the rest stay home, playing truth or dare! What could go wrong? Rated M for sexual content...and alot of it. Read and Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 19,836 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008
Just Some Random Cullen Stroies by Cynthia Lerums reviews
I got bored so i made up some random Cullen stories, they play spin the bottle! yippee! R&R this isn't supposed to be that good, i just got bored
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Truth or Dare by Mmm.Bby reviews
One-shot! Bella joins the pack for a night of fun around a bonfire. The innocent bonfire turns into a dirty game of Truth or Dare and Bella shows her true feels for Jacob. Bella/Jacob Mature Content! Smut! Lemon! Don't read if you are under 18!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Where Does It Keep Its Brain? by Sarah1281 reviews
What if, instead of going back for Ginny's diary, Arthur decided to owl it to her? What if he discovered it wrote back? What if he took this knowledge to Moody and Dumbledore? The Chamber of Secrets has NOT been opened. Enemies of the heir, rejoice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Arthur W. - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 246 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Edric by Sarah1281 reviews
Shamelessly playing on the fact that they are played by the same actor, the true backstory of Edward Cullen is revealed, at last!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Cedric D., Carlisle - Complete
The Wedding Night by Hanna Rae reviews
Edward and Bella the night and morning after their wedding. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,293 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Love Cauldrons by Princess Persephone reviews
One badly brewed love potion coupled with an anonymous gift of Chocolate Cauldrons leads to events Lily Evans never expected to occur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,114 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Needs by DelilahTCullen reviews
Eddie's at home bored. While Emmett and Rosalie are going at it. Since he doesnt have Bella for now how will he fix his little *problem*.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
I kissed a girl, but had sex with her Bro by DelilahTCullen reviews
A song comes on and . .huh? Alice and Bella decide to have some fun. What does it lead to? LEMON! All vampire
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
One Hot Passionate Night by EmmaPheonix reviews
In Eclipse, instead of Edward sending Jake a wedding invite, Bella decides to go see him in La Push.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and Fate's Debt by Intromit reviews
Eleven year old Harry Potter is waiting to leave for Hogwarts. While he is waiting for the Dursleys to wake, he finds a letter addressed to him... from himself. It has a simple message: Get to know Ginny Weasley. Post OOTP. AU. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,656 - Reviews: 2778 - Favs: 3,989 - Follows: 3,170 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Spin The Bottle by BandLoser reviews
Spin The Bottle takes over Hermione's dreams. What will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Poor Legolas by nautika reviews
Misfortune befalls Legolas, and Elrond does not respond as expected. AU. In response to Peppy's request for a story where Legolas is injured.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
The Red Heir of Slytherin by Sarah1281 reviews
Ron and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 149 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Captive by Dark Windsong reviews
Ch34 UP! COMPLETE! Legolas is captured by Uruks and severely injured, and it's up to Aragorn to save him. ANGST! NO SLASH
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 54,907 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Boiling Point by SivanShemesh reviews
Elrond had enough of Aragorn and Legolas coming back injured, and decided to act. Complete. Nominated for MEFA 2009
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Promise by Imaginigma reviews
Legolas is injured during an archery training and all the evidence point at Aragorn. When the King of Mirkwood is convinced that Aragorn is guilty and sentences him for the attempted murder of the Prince, Legolas is hard pressed to save his friend.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Wedding Night by My Little Darkling reviews
Ginny and Neville have finally tied the knot, and return to Neville's house as Mr. and Mrs. Longbottom. They give themselves to pleasure for the first time as husband and wife, and things seem to be perfect...until they head upstairs, that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Wedding Night by Midori-Shortie reviews
cabbages or sex? lil bit of humor
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Routine Rescue by Fiery Mango reviews
After an Orc attack Aragorn must rescue an injured Legolas... again... this is their basic conversation.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Is It Supposed To Look Like That? by Hooked On Weasleys reviews
The first time is always awkward and scary, and no one knows this better than Molly Weasley...what exactly happened on her and Arthur's wedding night?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
A Weasley Valentine's Day by arthursmolly reviews
Arthur and Molly find some quiet time on Valentine's Day. Takes place during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
The Wedding Night by secretspy9360 reviews
ONESHOT. This is a story of Harry and Ginny's wedding night and the honeymoon. It's rated M for sex. Seriously, if you are disturbed or don't like smut, then don't read this story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Tutor by Nicole Boulet reviews
Fed up with Snape's sarcasm, Hermione issues a challenge. Finis: The wedding night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,466 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
If it's not one thing, it's another by NightShadow131 reviews
Legolas and Aragorn go on a simple hunting trip. But when is it ever a simple hunting trip? It's just one thing after another for those two... and even the twins!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,159 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Wedding Night by EDS reviews
(One Shot) Harry has been waiting a long time to marry Ginny particularly for the "fun" after the wedding. However, he finds out Ginny's (and the rest of the wizarding world's) idea of a Wedding Night is completely different than his.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Brothers by Nienna Tinehtele reviews
Aragorn and Legolas are in trouble. Again. When Aragorn is seriously injured can Legolas get help before it's too late?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
Braid by Khylea reviews
On the outskirts of Mordor, Aragorn reminisces while braiding an injured Legolas' hair.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
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Things Left Unsaid reviews
Post-Reichenbach Reunion fic. Sherlock comes back on the third anniversary of his death, and sees how his death has affected John. Much angst and comfort fluff ensues. This is a SLASH JOHNLOCK fic. Don't like, don't read. This could turn into a multi-chap fic depending on response. WARNINGS: Possible self harm and eating disorders.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Why me? reviews
Isabella Swan, 17, lives with her verbally abusive father. It all changes one day when Charlie comes home drunk. The day after her first beating Bella goes to school and sees a pair of topaz eyes...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,578 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Fred and George Prank Dumbledore reviews
Fred and George manage to prank Dumbledore! One-shot. I thought it was funny... so read and review! 2nd fanfic. Tell me if I should raise the rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete