Froggy Doggy 20
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Age : I think it's alright now, I'm 18

Name : It's still a secret, but the User's Froggy Doggy 20

Date of birth : April, 1, 1994

Height : 5'5 (Just found out)

Eye color : Light Brown

Hair color : Red, Blond, Brown, and Gray (My hair just can't pick a color)

Weight : Cutely chubby

Heritage : Irish, Native American, African American, and German (And maybe some white too, racism is retarded)

Gender : Female (Duh)

Status : Single (Still)

Likes : Men, Spicy food, NARUTO!, Hinata (Yay Hina ), Anime, Music, NaruHina (Only Hinata is allowed to be with Naruto), and I could go on for hours so let's just stop here.

Dislikes :THAT DAMN SAKURA!, Tomatoes, Mashed & Baked Potatoes, Misunderstandings and two faced people!

I luv Naruto Kyuubi Kage

So not trying to be funny but I got Hit by a car a few days ago! I'm fine now though they say it was a miracle that I didn't break any bones.-written Feb. 25 2010- Froggy Doggy 20

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR MINDS EYE: I wont be accepting any more votes after Christmas.

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98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this and add your name to the list. AnameKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmAiC BiLlIe BoB lOvEr, imfromjupiter, Knight who says NIH, David's Harp, silverdragon994, asiananimegoddess, SaTaN's LiTtLe DeViL, obessedwanime, Froggy Doggy 20

Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. Therefore, weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU WANT HINATA TO LIVE! AND NARUTO TO DEFEAT PEIN! COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

Do you also have an irrational hatred of Sakura that you consider fully justified and not actually irrational? Then copy and paste this into your profile and add yourself to the list!: Codename-Shadowfox, vanorkt, Froggy Doggy 20,


Put this on your
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Naruto!


Put this on your
page if you love
Hinata!

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Put this on your page if you love NARUTO X HINATA(and to help them gain world domination mu haha MU AHAHA) (ALL HAIL FANDOM!!)

If you are anti kikyouXinuyasha fan and wish kikyou would just die already... copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you support inuyashaXkagome...copy and place this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile. NARUHINA FTW!! DarkSamuraiX1999

If you are an addict to Naruto and favorite couple is NaruHina then copy & paste this to your profile By Aaron Leach and DarkSamuraiX1999

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Tenshi Namikaze, Godschildtweety, Froggy Doggy 20

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, adngo714, MarlinMan, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Tenshi Namikaze, Godschildtweety, Froggy Doggy 20

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Tenshi Namikaze, Godschildtweety, Froggy Doggy 20

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile.

If you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this on your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests copy and paste this on your profile

If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and past this on your profile

If you love snow, copy and paste this on your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile

If you love any kind of ice cream at all, copy and paste this on your profile

If you'v been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever started a food fight copy and paste this on your profile

If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken-Butt-Hair-Dude' copy and paste this on your profile while laughing your head off.

If you want Karin (from Naruto) to crawl in a hole and die, copy and paste this on your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this on your rofile

If you don't like NejiHina copy and paste this on your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laughs when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. (i find myself a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you want to smack the living daylight out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura copy an paste this on your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile

If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer


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My chest, heavy with the weight of my emotions, these are the times I wish to sleep forever. To run away to a place were falling in love is easy and there are no bounds on reality telling what can and can't be done...Where people don't lie and never hurt... Selfish yes, but still I yearn for such a place at times like these. I am on the verge of sleep, flirtig with it. I don't think I can stay awake much longer, do to the load on my chest. I won't sleep for long just long enough to release the stress...
-by me, Froggy Doggy 20



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Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...

Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us.

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His son...

Then copy and past this on your profile.

If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

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This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

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Friends

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS:Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shittttt!

My friends are the type of people who would spend hours trying to drown a goldfish, but I love them to death anyway.

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Quotes

-Yes Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning, I will be sober, and you will still be ugly - W. Churchill

-Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

-There’s nothing wring with arguing with your self. Its when you argue with yourself and lose when its weird.

-I am perfectly organised, as long as nobody asks me where ANYTHING is.

- Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

"I'm not crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference."

"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over."

"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."

"Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today."

"Don't get mad; get sadistic."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

"Common sense is the enemy of comedy."

"Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART."

"My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am."

"Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore studying is evil."

"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!"

"You know what?! Earth sucks, I’m going home."

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity."

"If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window...I will laugh."

"your a great friend but if the zombies come I'm tripping you."

"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?"

"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"

"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking."

"Define 'normal'."

“Do you love me because I am beautiful? Or am I beautiful because you love me?"

“They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.”

"Nobody move! I dropped me brain." - Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean (Added by AppleL0V3R)


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My Name- What's yours?

A=Hot

B=Kind heart-ed

C=Great friend

D=Great lover

E=Sexy

F=Cute

G=Cool

H=Girly

I=Imaginative

J=Easy to fall in love with

K=Loveable

L=Funny

M=Adorable

N= Beautiful

O=Loves a lot of people

P=Friendly

Q=Popular

R=Talented

S=Honey Bunny

T=Memorable

U=Gossiper

V=Groovy

W=Smiles alot

X=Popular with boys

Y=Voice of an angel

Z=Natural beauty

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Girls Don't realize these things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end

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Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

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You Know You Live In The Year 2000 When...

1) You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) You are now laughing at yourself for your stupidity.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that...And you know you did!


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Copied From luvsasuhina4eva:

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices:
1)Repost and show you care
2)Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

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A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Copy and paste this in your profile if you think that some times we take things for granted

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Mommy, Mommy

Month one, Mommy
I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two, Mommy
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three, You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy, I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad, it makes me sad too and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four, Mommy
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five, You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby!
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six, I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home- the doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop! I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven, Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you are against abortion, or this nearly made you cry, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Please read this, see why below. It's very important to me and everyone i know.
Please.

Slow
Dance

This
is a poem
written by a teenager with cancer.

She wants to
see how many
people get her poem.

It is quite the poem
Please pass it
on.

This

poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a
New York

Hospital .

It was sent
by

a medical doctor -
Make sure to read what is in the closing statement
AFTER THE
POEM.

SLOW DANCE

Have you ever
watched
kids

On a merry-go-round?

Or listened to
the
rain

Slapping on the ground?

Ever followed a

butterfly's erratic flight?

Or gazed at the sun into the
fading
night?

You better slow down.

Don't
dance so
fast.

Time is short.

The music
won't
last.

Do you run through each day

On
the
fly?

When you ask How are you?

Do you hear
the
reply?

When the day is done

Do you lie
in your
bed

With the next hundred chores

Running through
your head?

You'd better
slow down

Don't dance so
fast.

Time is
short.

The music won't
last.

Ever told your
child,

We'll do it
tomorrow?

And in your
haste,

Not see
his

sorrow?

Ever lost
touch,

Let a good
friendship die

Cause you
never ha d time

To call
and say,'Hi'

You'd
better slow down.

Don't dance
so fast.

Time
is short.

The music won't
last.

When you run
so fast to get somewhere

You
miss half the fun of getting
there.

When you worry and hurry
through your
day,

It is like an unopened
gift...

Thrown
away.

Life is not a
race.

Do take it
slower

Hear the
music

Before the song is
over.

FORWARDED
E-MAILS ARE TRACKED TO OBTAIN THE TOTAL
COUNT.

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She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.

She said:'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right?

When can I see him?'

The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make

it.'

Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more?

Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'

The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the

nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran

her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of

his hair ?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's

hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.

The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for

Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said,

'Mom, I won't be using it after I die Maybe it will help some other little boy

spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold.

Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending

most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on

the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She

carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her

son's room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room

exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging

his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a

folded letter. The letter said:

'Dear Mom,

I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you,

or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will

always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other

again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely,

that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you

decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys

do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.

Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and

Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take

a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly.

And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw

Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD ! And guess what, Mom ?

I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important.

That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye

and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom

? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I

think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to

you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked

Him 'Where was He when I needed him ?' 'God said He was in the same place with

me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is

with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To

everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool ? I have to

give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in th e Book of

Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food

will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore The cancer is all gone.

I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to

see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get

me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

If you would do this for your parents as well, please copy and paste the story this and add your name to the list: UniqueMelody, Crysteelia, DigiDestined of Balance, Jingo4754, Sgt.Nolisten, Angelito.Soldado, Uzumaki-Ricky! Froggy Doggy 20

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Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

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Female Pick Up Lines, if you have one, add it!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Have I seen you someplace before.
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: So how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body's like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
Woman: Could you stay there?

Man: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and I together. (OMG THAT IS THE OLDEST AND LAMEST LINE EVER!)-put in by Kirsitle
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put f and u together.

Created by Kirsitle:

Man: I'd do anything for you.
Woman: Does that include leaving?

Man: You eyes are the most beautiful shade of... (insert color here)
Woman: And your eyes are the most horrible shade of black.
Man: My eyes aren't black.
Woman: Keep talking to me and they will be!

Man: You truly are something.
Woman: So are you. I just wonder what that something is.

Man: Come on, what do you see when you look at me?
Woman: Someone who can't take a hint.

Created by Froggy Doggy:

Man: You must be tired cause you been running through my mind all day.
Woman: Actually, that was the shortest run of my life.

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25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

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You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up trainers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

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1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Naruto, Gaara, Lee, Shikamaru, neji, Choji, Jairaiya, Minato, Sarutobi, Kakashi, Asuma, Itachi, Hidan, Deidara, Sasori, Zetsu, Pein, Tobi, Hinata, & Tamari

2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHina SakuSasu GaaraHina KibaIno & LeeSaxu

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? no unfortunately

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Naruto posters, Naruto handbook, & Naruto seasons 5,6,7,8

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? not destined but I was and still am in love with Naruto himself.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NARUHINA!!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUSAKU!! (only cause sasuke gets on my nerves sometimes)

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) no

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? 100

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? don't have one

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? with sasuke its tossy turny. He's such an ass one minute he's nice the next he's a bitch!

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No not all

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? No, I had to start over

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? YES! but i still love him.

17. Sub or dub? dub

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANTI!! and to be honest its not so much her its the way she acts tward naruto

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? funny

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? he's madra uchiha

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? sexy nerd

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Neji

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Hinata/Dark

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? yes

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? yes

27. Do you like lemons? HELL YEAH!!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? yes but my mom knows more.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? yes

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? yes

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? no cause all my friends already love naruto

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? yes

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' no

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? yes all in good ways

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? no

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? yes

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? at first i did but now no

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. no

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? no

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? no

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? no

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A Demon's Curse and An Angel's Blessing by Apex Soldier reviews
Nine year old Naruto has had a hard life so far... worst turns to worse when his seal malfunctions. With his new form, what will happen to him? Naruhina, strong, animalistic Naruto... Other pairings undecided... Rated for gore scenes and possible lemon..
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Invisible Bond by xxHinaAngelxx reviews
Once called: A Demon Kit's Mother, The Heiress Kitsune! What will happen should Hinata finds an injured little Kitsune Yokai? How much changes would occur when Hinata and the demon Kitsune, Setsu, gain a mother and son relationship? How will this affect Naruto's life? NaruHina!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,453 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 10/14/2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama
Worth Waiting For by LadyTrista reviews
When you find that special someone, the one you are destined to love forever, you would do anything to be with them. Even Wait. Naru/Hina. Had to change the rating. Lemons You've been warned
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Naruto of the Nine Tails by EDelta88 reviews
At age nine the seal malfunctions warping Naruto's mind and body until he is little more than an animal but like they say, man's best friend, or girl's in this case. What now? Will he recover? NaruxHina SasuxSaku Feral!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,350 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 2,406 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Vengeance by Seriously Nuts reviews
Hinata and Ino are betrayed by the people they love most. See what true Vengeance is through there eyes....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,111 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Demon's Daughter by Queen of WitchBlood reviews
To change the future, one must alter the past... or something along those lines. No real life changing scenarios, just a pretty rad story. Rated M for: Gore, sexual situations, language and well, violence. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,445 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Demon Reborn by naruhina-fanboy-devlin reviews
The night the fox is sealed inside Naruto something happens,something that no one thought possible. Naruto's life will be changed forever. "Danzo . . . What have you done?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,974 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Curse of a Hanyou, Love of an Angel by Saemon reviews
Cursed mere hours after his birth to wander the world as a Kitsune Hanyou, Naruto Uzumaki is forced to find light in a cruel world. Is it possible to live life as a half-demon and earn the acceptance of those around you. If so, is love also possible?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 333,919 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Small Crack in Perfection by eternalshiva reviews
In a modern world, Hinata was barely exposed to Naruto's constant belief in himself. Now in her mid 20s, she meets him again and discovers a crack in her careful wall of Hyuuga perfection. NaruHina / AU Modern Times. Adult themes - language, sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,390 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
You Can't Always Get What You Want by dave-d reviews
Naruto is drinking, feeling sorry for himself. Can a certain girl help him find what he truly needs? [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,445 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Complete
Intoxicated by Your Kiss by eryv reviews
You might think it horribly shallow of me to be doing this. To be teaching someone to kiss with 'no personal feelings involved'...But then you obviously have no idea how hard it is to resist Uzumaki Naruto. Especially if you're me. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Soft Skin and Cinnamon Rolls by AbeilleN reviews
It started off with a fascination over her soft skin... and evovled into something more with the help of some 'special' cinnamon rolls.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,479 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Altered Destines by UnitedRKOnikage reviews
Two futures were forever altered by the hate of others. One by a seal of hatred and the other by fate. When these two meet, will their destines become one or will they tear each other apart?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,503 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Dark Influence: Wave Arc by MistressWinowyll reviews
Starts off with Wave Country Arc, but with Hinata under wing. A new presence decides to whisper in Naruto's ear about how he should handle things. More in depth story of Hinata's upbringing. Strong Naru/Hina. Romance, violence, some angst, and sensuality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 197,321 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Alter ego by Sheena Wicked reviews
Hinata mother ran away from the hyuuga clan and was deemed dead. Hinata had and imanganary friend named Nata since then Nata left and came back a year later they a plan to leave and naruto over heard and followed them ...Naruhina. other paring dont know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,953 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Who's The Hostage? by EDelta88 reviews
After losing to Sasuke at the Valley of the End Naruto is recovering when an incident with a villager makes him believe that he is a danger to his friends, he decides to leave but nothing ever goes as planned when he's followed. NaruxHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,786 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto Snaps by ChunkyLover584 reviews
After being alone his entire life, Naruto has found love, but what will happen when that love is taken away from him? NARUxHINA.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,011 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
All's fair in lust and war by memogoth08 reviews
naruhina for a friend of mine, it's turned out to be a choose your own adventure, i refuse to write till i get reviews telling me how to go, now they have to fall in love X
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,224 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Hokage Robes by Bye-Q reviews
Tsunade brashly comes up with a contest over night, the prize being the title of Hokage for a week. Naruto didn't realize what tough decisions he'd have to face in order to win the contest. NaruHina lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Come Out From the Shadows, my Friend by TheOpening reviews
She was concerned that he would kneel before a peasant over simple tears. Could such a gentle and humble man survive ruling a kingdom? Perhaps he had not been taught of the weight of his social status, of his birth right. But, more importantly, what if...
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete
Back To Back by Bitter-Sweet Teardrops reviews
War has broken out, and Konoha's struggling to stay on top. Orochimaru's wreaking havoc, and nothing seems to be going right. Fighting for a future, Naruto and Hinata put everything on the line, because most of all, they are fighting for eachother.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,036 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Blue Eyed Slave,Pale Eyed Master by naruto kyuubi kage reviews
Naruto after believing he failed to protect his most precious person let himself become the perfect slave the perfect protector to always be by her side when she needs him the most But it wasn't what Hinata wanted. NaruxHina OOC Naruto M For future Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,131 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
It Always Rains by TheOpening reviews
Sakura's will.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Dozen Ways To Confess by erisnx reviews
A series of NaruxHina one-shots that depict their true love and a dozen ways this heart-warming couple can finally confess.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Things I never said by Bitter-Sweet Teardrops reviews
What I never got around to saying to you were the things I needed to say to you. What I did say were things that I could have left out. And what I should have said died in my throat, because I didn’t know how to say them. But now, I can. And I will.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
TheWorldDissaprovedOfOurLoveSoWeMadeOurOwnWorld by TheOpening reviews
from the anime, "Rose Maiden" by Inariya and Fusanosuke. Its a beautiful, moving story... and yes, its yaoi
Maiden Rose/百日の薔薇 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Complete
Itachi's Lover by TheOpening reviews
Who was Itachi's lover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Messenger A Clones Side Story by eternalshiva reviews
A side story to perpetual159’s Clones. Naruto makes the mistake of sending a rogue messenger clone to tell Hinata he will be late from his meeting, she, on the other hand, discovers how to tell him her most intimate desires. NaruHina & Naruko Fun. LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,392 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Yogurt by T. A. Aberforth reviews
What happens when Naruto finds out about Yoplait Yogurt? UPDATED INTO A LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Unforseen Guest by DarkPoet89 reviews
Naruto reaches a new point of depression, giving up on life, when an equally down trodden Hinata appears at his door, how will he act? What will this change his view on life, and what will he do for hers. Adopted from Romez some action M for safety
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Devil May Care by Southern Spell reviews
He had pain, and regret mixed together in the one swirling silver eye she could see and a devil may care smile curving his lips. Tattoo betraying him like a scar would by telling what he had done, even if she didn’t know what that was.*Epilogue is up*
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,472 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
A KyuubiNaruto x Hinata story by Narutoclone reviews
After Naruto learns about Jirayiya's death, he gives into his anger. Can Hinata stop Kyuubi-Naruto? Oneshot. LEMON! I've warned you! This is my first fic, so please r&r and be gentle!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Paper Work by mimichan88 reviews
It wasnt his fault it was hers for being so irrestible GaaXHina one shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
I Love you! by Rara Hyuga reviews
It's a letter Hinata writes to Naruto.This one shot is NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
My Voyeuristic Lover by whatsamatta reviews
A poem from Naruto's perspective about Hinata. Deals with sex and voyeurism, but nothing graphic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Night Ride by lerene reviews
Fury has sex with a human. Problem? Now he's mated and has no idea where she is. Can he find her before it's to late.
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 6/20/2007
Broken Girl by cluekitty reviews
I slashed her face open. She will no longer worry about her forehead. It needed to be done. It freed me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
sMiLE by K-promises-fall reviews
A humble oneshot. Hinata-centric. Dark as usual. Rated K for slight swearing. Summary: Hinata is locked away in a mental institution with a visitor. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dear You by THE KYO reviews
A teardropp falls past my cheek as I write these wors to you. They are filled with the hope that one day you may understand me and acknowledge my feelings for you. I do not know of any other way to express the combined joy and pain that I feel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Cure for the Blues by DrkKni reviews
Naruto returns from a mission seeking solace from his wife. Oneshot. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Stolen Kisses by NuttyScribbler reviews
Somethings are worth keeping count like bowls of ramen, stolen kisses in midwinter and precious memories of the love they share. NaruHina, PWP, Fluffwarning.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
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Mind's Eye reviews
This is told by Hina herself enjoy! Rated M to be safe no lemons yet but their coming. MAJOR UPDATE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Tragedy reviews
It sounds terribly sad but its actually really fluffy! Re-REVIVED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Blank reviews
Hinata's team dies and she is a loner... see what adventure lies in wait for our lovable lady Hyuuga! -COMPLETE, OVER, DONE, NO MORE, GOT IT!-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hormonal Needs reviews
Picks up after primal needs. Itchi told ya I'd give you a sequal, just sorry it took so long.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Primal Needs reviews
MY VERY FIRST LEMON! ... Maybe a lime... TRY IT! Revived (Really just fixed a few spelling errors {for the summary to})
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
One Half a Heart reviews
This is Hinata reacting to Naruto's death.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete