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Since I'm probably going to have like the longest profile ever, so I might as well tell some important things about me-

Ok so I'm one of the worlds worst spellers (I asked my BFF how to spell the...), I'm really short (although I am taller than 3 of my aunts), I am addicted to House (he is soooooo fledgen funny), sometimes I get in these wicked pissy moods (sooooo watch out), I hate cats (the only cat I like is Hello Kitty), I'm love Hello Kitty (I always have to go into the Hello Kitty store), my favorite types of movies are musicals (like Grease, Wizard of Oz, Sound of Music, ect.), I can' t spell but I can't stand when things are spelt wrong (so I will correct your spelling), The drama club at my school just put on the production Grease which was so much fun (I got to wear a poodle skirt, I love my poodle skirt), I hate Miley Cyrus (ok so I like her music, but I hate her as a person), I love music, I sing alot (well that is if i don't have laryngitis, I kinda get it alot if anyone knows how to prevent it please tell me), I love to shop (well what can I say I'm a girl), I play vollyball (LVP- Lady Viking Pride), I go to a Tech (so I only get homework every other week), I am obsessed with the show Bones (I love how she's so clueless), I have this OCD thing in History where my desk has to be perfect (it's only that class too), my favorite academic class is Spanish (I'm in Spanish 1 so it's mega easy and Senora lets us party all the time because she's from Mexico), my favorite teacher is Mrs. Knowles (It's really funny when she yells at Chris), and I stay up way to late to watch Lie To Me (I really want to learn how to tell when people are lying to me XD). So ya that' s pretty much all you need to know.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it'sweird.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to knock them out cold
“Bad parent say what?” -Wonka (Brenner M.) “What?” -Mr. Salt (Jordy K.) “Exactly!” - Wonka (Brenner M.)
I'm a dishonest man. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for." - Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
Chaos, panic, disorder. My work here is done
Consciousness- that annoying time between naps
Knowledge is power, power is the root of all evil. Therefor study to be evil
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's learning to dance in the rain
You fight, I fight, U hurt, I hurt, U cry, I cry, U jump off a bridge, I get in a paddle boat and save your STUPID ASS!!
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now
Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck"
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman..." - Maryon Pearson
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died..."
"When I was kidnapped my parents snapped into action, they rented out my room..."
A wise man once said ''i don’t know ask a girl''
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
You cry i cry you laugh i laugh you jump off a bridge i laugh even harder
Be optimistic. All the people you hate are eventually going to die.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Guys don't fall for me; I trip them.
I'm gonna go touch the butt!! - a fish from finding Nemo
Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel." -The Washington Post
I have come, Sire, to complain of one of your subjects who has been so audacious as to kick me in the belly. -Marie Antoinette
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.-Robert Bloch
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected.
If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing?
Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.
My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try. - Homer J. Simpson
- If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" or pulled on a door that said "Push", copy this into your profile.
- Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this is your profile
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Life isn’t fair. it's just fairer than death. that’s all.-William Goldman Pants book two
What would Scooby Do? - a bumper sticker
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you always stop to smell the roses, sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Team Edward cause Jacob don’t shine- a hoodie
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. -Carl Gustav Jung
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. -Benny Hill
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. -Albert Einstein
Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting. -Billy Rose
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river. -Cordel Hull
When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes. -Dylan Thomas
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -Winston Churchill
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furballs that barfs on the furniture.
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A woman is like a tea bag... you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
“Isn’t it every little boy’s dream to be a pirate? I certainly played pirate when I was a kid!” -Orlando Bloom
A world without war; a dream to some, a nightmare to the arms manufacturers.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute then forget the fruit!
Animal testing is futile! The animals always get nervous and give the wrong answers!
At Jesus' tomb, did angels really roll away the stone, or was it Juvenile Delinquents?
At the Last Supper, did He order the All-U-Can-Eat-Loaves-'N-Fishes-Buffet? Or would that have been redundant?
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
Computers cut my work in half... and the boss expects me to put it all back together!
Consider the following: The ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic was built by professionals.
Do communion wafers taste better in Corpus Christi, Texas, or in Sacramento, California?
Don't call us "gun nuts"! With a government like ours, we'd be nuts not to have guns!
Everybody needs something to believe. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee!
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards in high heels
Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh? Wouldn't Jesus have preferred Gold, Platinum and Silver?
Gun Exchange programs would work great if they gave you a gun when you handed in a criminal!
Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
I'd tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and I don't want to have to see you everyday
I'm a Frisbeeterian - When I die, my soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
I'm a right-wing, Republican, conservative Christian who thinks the spotted owl tastes like chicken.
I always take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says: I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
I like noise. I need noise. When it's too quiet, I can hear my brain cells dying.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday".
“Yeah and Zeke, Zeke is baking, crambulay.” -Chad from HSM1
If a man is talking in the woods, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
If the 12 Apostles were to be marketed as action figures, would Judas be sold separately?
If I went to a realm were plants can actually read books -Flora
If you called His answering machine, what would the recording say? "I know who you are and why you are calling and at the tone of the beep your sins will be forgiven."
If you can't say something nice about somebody, then you've come to the right place.we have a moment of silence in public schools, shouldn't we also have a moment of noise in Bible schools
If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
lying is actually unhealthy.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
Is the human race God's excuse for talking to Himself so the other Gods won't gossip about how He's going soft in the head?
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
It's Never Too Late to Mutate and we know our computers do it as soon as our backs are turned
It will be a great day when education is paid for and we see the military holding a bake sale to raise funds.
Jesus said, "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's, and render up to God what is God's." So, at the Last Supper, did He turn down the Caesar's salad?
Jewish Pagans are like regular Pagans. We believe in the Mother Goddess, we just feel guilty about not calling.
Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils—people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
Stupid shiny Volvo driver.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
Shun the non-believer. SSHHUUNN!! SSHHUUNNN
Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say, "Just who do you think you are?"
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Put your friend's names in a circle and put your man's in a heart, hearts break but circles never end.
Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea...
The Bible is God's letter to Christians. If you don't understand it, that's what you get for reading other people's mail.
The Bible says that Jesus died for our sins. Couldn't you say the same thing about King Kong, Cool Hand Luke, and Frankenstein?
The easiest way to get rich is to start your own religion. - L. Ron Hubbard.
Was the crucifixion just a dice game that got terribly, terribly out of hand?
What if Noah had gotten drunk while he was on the ark and said, "HEY! Throw the animals overboard--bring the fish up here!"
When Jesus was on the cross, to pass the time, did he pretend he was an airplane?
When Peter chopped off the Centurion's ear at Gethsemene, and Jesus healed it, did He offer the Centurion a lollipop for being such a brave little man?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? It's easier to run with your kilt up than your pants down!
Why get real? Plastic is cheaper, It doesn't rot, It comes in prettier colors, and it's much easier to clean!
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Your so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back to you!
“The florist sign said ‘Your Mother called…. That’s good she ordered her own flowers… cause I didn’t order her any.” -my Mommy
If a women speaks in a forest with no man present is she still bitching?
I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. -Peter De Vries
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. -Theodore Roosevelt
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. -Susan Ohanian
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. -Jim Eason
If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, "You are wrong." This method works every time. -Henry Link
If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead.
I'm an angel, honest, the horns are just there to keep the halo from falling! (My BFF and I say this all the time)
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me an angel, so what happened to you?
Don't call me a goddess, don't call me a queen, just call me the cutest princess you've ever seen.
If you don't like my driving, stay off the side walk!
If men are from Mars, why can't we send them back?
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't fix your breaks, so i made your horn louder
You can push everyone around...just not through a door that says pull.
What goes around...usually gets dizzy and falls to the ground.
May your life be like toilet paper...long and useful
Before you find your handsome prince, You've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
If you’re gonna be 2 faced, then at least make 1 of them pretty
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk doesn't taste good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
I kissed a vampire and I liked it. - sweatshirt
"H-H-Hi..." -- Stitch
When life gives you lemons...Throw them back and demand Edward!
If you believe your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this. (I know he is out there somewhere and that he’s coming for me.)
If when ever you see the name Edward or anything close to Edward you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile.
If when ever you see the name Cullen or anything close to Cullen you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile.
When ever you see a shiny silver Volvo you start following it shouting "I LOVE YOU EDWARD CULLEN!" copy this to your profile.
"I knew it was only a matter of time. Appa ate Momo!" Sokka from avatar
"If we ever get married, we should just exchange buckets of chicken." -Donna (That's 70's Show)
"Stop, drop, and roll won't work down under." -unknown
"I'm tired of all this nonsense of beauty being only skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want? An adorable pancreas?" ~Jean Kerr
Hey did you know that cockcrow was a word, if you didn't copy and paste this.
If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.
“When your head is stuck in the floor or ceiling if you prefloor” -Newt (Jason Dolley)
Life’s not a garden- so don’t be a hoe.
They say Disney World is the “happiest place on earth”. Obviously, they’ve never been in your arms.
Your born an ORIGINAL don’t die a copy.
A lie can travel half way around the world, while the truth is still putting on its shoes.
We live in a world where they take the most beautiful life ever lived and nail it to a cross.
Isn’t It Ironic?? We ignore the ones who adore us, adore the ones that ignore us, love the ones who hurt us, & hurt the ones who love us.
Me without you is like: A Sneaker Without Laces, A Geeks Without Braces, ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Sometimes ending things is like taking cough syrup. It tastes terrible and you’d rather not take it, but in the end its what you needed to make everything feel better.
I’m the author of my life unfortunately: I’m writing in pen & cant erase my mistakes…
If I tell you I love you, can I keep you forever??
Fake is the new trend & everyone seems to be in style.
I am 99.9 sure he doesn’t like me, but it’s the 0.1 that keeps me going.
Oh look, just 2,852,677 more days ‘til I start caring what you think.
If people talk behind your back it’s because you’re ahead of them.’
I love you’ is eight letters but so is ‘bullshit’
Isn’t it funny how day-by-day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything’s different.
Smile because it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Meeting you was fate… Being your friend was choice… Falling in love with you I had no control over.
How can I stop crying when the only one who can make me stop was the one who made me start in the first place..??
Welcome to a world where people talk about each other and everyone lies and everyone tries to be something they’re not and nobody can keep a secret and friendships that lasted forever were broken. Yea well…. Its called LIFE.
Life doesn’t hurt until you think about how much things have changed, who you’ve lost along the way, and how much of it was your fault.
I’m going to smile like nothing’s wrong, talk like everything’s perfect, act like its all a dream, and pretend it’s not hurting me
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. ~ Robert Orben
There are a great many people in the country today, who through no fault of their own, are sane.
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that money is useless if it is not going to a good cause."
"Mankind is hopeless. That is what makes Hope so important."
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)
On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
Ever wondered if illiterate people get the full effects of alphabet soup?
I would be unstoppable... if I could just get started.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. And a woman's gotta do what he can't!
Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.
A clean house is a sign of a wasted house.
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
If I killed everyone that was stupid I wouldn't have time to sleep.
Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Chocolate is proof that god wants us to be happy.

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Time Turners and Hippogriffs by Ikuni Hattori reviews
DISCONTINUED/GETTING A REWRITE AU Terrible things happen to witches who mess with Time. Hermione gets dusted with the Sands of Time and is sent back fifty-something years into the past. FIRST CHAPTER OF REMAKE IS UP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 32,596 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 11/11/2011 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.]
Teacher crush, or love? by InadequateJusticex reviews
A new, charming teacher arrives at Ino's school. He seems to be interested in her. What's Ino going to do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Asuma S., Ino Y.
Dirty Old Men by Crimson Siyrean reviews
After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,410 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Tenten, Hinata H., Genma S.
I'll never quit by pratly2 reviews
Draco and Hermoine are head boy and girl. Draco is a cutter, Hermoine finds out, she burns herself always had and he finds out. And so ensues a romance. Ooc D/H. T for language and theme. Warning: Cutting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The lady protests too much by Elane217 reviews
So, who else thought that Tina was protesting too much about Puck's part in the KISS number? Yeah, me too so here's what went on in my mind about the heat between the goth and the jock.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,456 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Puck, Tina C.
Save Me by ScarlettSunshine reviews
While fighting in the battle of Hogwarts it's not Fred but Hermione who nearly gets crushed by a wall, even though it is Fred who ends up under the rock. Why? Because he saved Hermione in a way no one fully understands. rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Mikadzuki High by animelova156 reviews
Tenten receives a letter from one of the most famous schools known to man, but when she arrives there she finds something totally different from what she expected. Eventual Sasuten. Rated T just in case
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Tenten, Sasuke U.
A Twist of Fate by coriaakin reviews
A baby was asked to be left under Hermione Granger's care. The letter had written clearly, "Please, that's all I'm asking. I will come back when the time is right." She recognizes the writing anywhere. Post-Hogwarts . D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,138 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Where Hugs Can Get You by Sandataba reviews
Lee's constantly pulling Tenten into group hugs since Neji never joins in. She'd always thought it was harmless, until she found herself squashed together with the Kazekage. Gaaten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,412 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Tenten, Gaara - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Savin' Me by a.antionette reviews
Hermione moves to Forks to deal with her PTSD after the war, where Emmett Cullen and Bella Swan slowly help her life return to normal. But she soon finds that things in Forks aren't so muggle and mysterious new neighbors start to stir up trouble.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,740 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Hermione G., Emmett
Life Changes by MidnightBlueDragon reviews
On a mission, Tenten gets kidnapped. Who is this kidnapper and what does he want with her? Being imprisoned changes everything for the weapons mistress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,470 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Tenten, Sasuke U.
Dance Partners by SunshineGirl09 reviews
Dance was my life and when my old studio closed down and the hopes of attending Konoha's famous dance school were confirmed, I was psyched, and painfully unaware that I was secretly forced into partner dancing. And not just with anyone. The widely known, stoic, and cunningly "perfect" Neji Hyuuga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 79,633 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Perfect Housewife by SargentAngua reviews
After the death of her mother, Tenten's dad has been training her to be a "Perfect Housewife", teaching her that men are better in many ways. He also "approved" a boyfriend for her that she didn't want. But Tenten is working on a way out. TenxShika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,380 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Shikamaru N., Tenten - Complete
SOS by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:AU:. Dear Whom Ever This Reaches, My plane crashed and I am one of the only survivors and I'm stuck on an uncharted island with a girl and her metal baseball bat. Please save me. .:NejiTen:. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Next Best Thing by ofmakebelieve reviews
Who cares for fairytales, anyway? Puck/Tina oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Tina C., Puck - Complete
Awkward 404 by bellapouts reviews
When Bella attends a Quileute bonfire with Jessica, Jessica is imprinted on by a wolf. The relationship runs smoothly, with Bella's help, of course, that is... until Jessica finds out about the wolves secret. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,994 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Jessica, Jacob - Complete
Hot Mess by MissElizabethPendragon reviews
You almost got us caught, Riven!" "Me? You're the one that didn't hide it well enough." A date gone wrongs ends up fairly well. Rated K for stealing. Don't try the stunts at home kids. Musa/Riven. And I own nothing.
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Musa, Riven - Complete
Lust Addiction by KariHina94 reviews
Following Asuma's death, Shikamaru takes a liking to cigarettes, which Ino does not like one bit. She strikes a deal with Shikamaru to quit smoking. She proposes to give up a piece of herself every time he has a craving for nicotine. Will it work?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,867 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
Riverbank by ncfan reviews
/KibaTen/ A day at the park left Kiba very thankful for his dog.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Kiba I., Tenten - Complete
Never Kiss A Dead Man by Rot-Chan reviews
OK, so Ino was the 'chosen one'. And yes, she was the only one who was destined to save Konoha from the pit of hell it's resting on. But being kissed by a hot dead Jashinist is so not in the job description. HidaIno; humor, romance. Based on Buffy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
How do I love the,let me diagnose thy ways by lovehim1024 reviews
House bones and Thirteen Hodgins AU,very ooc,rated T for language and gross content.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - G. House, T. Brennan
Jealousy, at work by NejiTenLuva reviews
Tenten has been given the duty of taking a girls' place at the Sohma family's home. For the three day duration, Neji volunteers to be her "bodygaurd" to keep the three men that live there off of her. Will Neji become too jealous for his own good?
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Yuki S., Tenten
Kidnapped by a moron, WHAT? by HornyWolf reviews
Ino and Temari are kidnapped by Deidara and used as sexual amusement for himself and Itachi, How will the Girls survive this nightmare when they can't seem to resist the temptation of the guys smexy bodies? ItachiXTemari DeidaraXIno Rated M for reasons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Deidara, Ino Y. - Complete
Stuck by ellkayjay reviews
Cal and Torres get stuck in an elevator, and things get a little heated. It's my first go at writing fanfic, so please give me a chance! And don't hate me for going against the norm of Cal/Gillian. I like this pairing, even if it will never happen!
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Cal L., R. Torres - Complete
She Will Be Loved by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Where do you go when the one you’re supposed to marry becomes the one you’d love nothing more than to hurt, and the one-time fling becomes something more serious? Full Summary inside. Please read and review. Rated "M" for later chapters. AU, OOC, lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,822 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
Why now? by dunno why this is here reviews
Kankuten. Kankuro was getting sick of waiting for the invasion to start.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,912 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
truth or dare with the cullens! by Edward-Hot reviews
The Cullens and Bella decide to play truth or dare. What will happen? Normal pairing, my kind of first fanfiction! at least that one has a plot...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Life of a Model: Starring Rosalie Hale by zomgitscassi reviews
Rosalie Hale is one of the best supermodels in the world. While out of the country, she recieves and email with the worst possible news. Having to adjust to life with no one but co-workers or clients, she finds love in the most un-expected place. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,686 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Rosalie
Riverside Fun by ness345 reviews
Its a hot day, and everyones flocking to the river...but why is Kakashi without his mask, Sasuke laughing and Kurenai in her underwear? KakaKure, SasuSaku, NejiTen, InoShika, NaruHina Finally updated, chapter 24 up
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,081 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Emmett Causes Trouble by xocullen4everxo reviews
Title says it all. One-shot about Emmett and his evil plan causing chaos. Post Eclipse when Bella and Edward are engaged.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Signs by DrakarysxUnbroken reviews
Drabbles start at ending of 'Depraved Hearts'. What goes on inside Cal's head as he stares at Ria? She certainly has a way of getting the truth out of him despite all his best efforts to remain stoic. Implied Cal/Ria. Full summaries inside.
Lie to Me - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Cal L., R. Torres - Complete
Buffy meets the Cullens by sherubii reviews
Buffy Summers, this Generations Slayer, has been informed about a large coven of Vampires living in a town in the US. As the Slayer, it is her duty to destroy them, despite their treaty and their vegetarian ways.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,241 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
Don't Let Me Get Me by Gwyn Gwanylada reviews
He was always the little kid tagalong who everyone loved. Well, things change. Angst, romance, and bar fights. Seth/Canon- read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Seth, Jessica
i think i've fallen in love with my teacher by xdestinyxforeverx reviews
So there’s this really hot student teacher. All the boys love her. All the girls hate her. Is it okay for me to fall head over heels for her? Oh right, I guess I forgot to mention, she’s dating Sasuke Uchiha; captain of the football team. i have NO chance
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,378 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Cullen Christmas Carol by Kelly123 reviews
Alice puts on a little holiday show. And the unthinkable ensues. Oh Emmett...ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Jasper, Jessica - Complete
Spill by jin.toshikazu reviews
The waiter stood up and pleasantly shook the lawyer’s hand. “Pleased to meet you, Mr. Uchiha. So, you’re the jerk who dumped her for a Victoria’s Secret model on the day of your fifth anniversary?” Ino, Sasuke, Hidan
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,389 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Disconcertion by Colormyworld reviews
Kyoru with HanaxShishou. Of all the things a married Kyo does not want to hear, the worst is the news that Hanajima Saki is his new stepmother. Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Kyo S., Saki H. - Complete
Thank You, Gravity by almostmissingyou reviews
-ONESHOT- It all started with a party, a high heel and a fall. Who knew it would lead to so much more? Loe -- or more accurately, Lola/Joe
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Welcome To The Granger Family by Beloved Discord reviews
AU. After eight years, Hermione startles her family during a reunion with her engagement. What follows is her family's and especially her grandfather's outrage, dismay and shock at the identity of her future husband. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 268 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Walking On Thin Ice by Mysterious Smiles reviews
Naruto. NejiTen. What happens when ice skating's 2 biggest competitors, who hate each other, Hyuuga Neji and Tenten, are thrown together by Gai as a pair for the biggest competition? Cowritten between Mysterious Smiles and MoonFyre12.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
When death doesn't work by Areless reviews
sasuke and tenten meet in a werid situation which leads to them travelling togther, but then it ends? ok so i lost my drive for this, i will probally wrtie a sequel but i have to find the drive...haha...oh and he doesn't die.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Tenten
Kashi Daddy by WoofumsPup reviews
Daddy: Definition – The greatest shinobi in the Land of Fire, the perverted book reader as well AND has a little stranger. What little stranger anyways? Read to find out. Kakashi x Kurenai pairing. READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakashi H., Kurenai Y.
Gothic Tenten by newbie-otaku reviews
What happens when Tenten starts to act so wierd, that it drives Neji insane? First it was the fortunes, now the black clothes, what's next? A BOYFRIEND! A story of love, jealousy, and...Neji wearing a green jumpsuit?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,736 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Of Love, Life, and Pain by akiraflame-tumblr reviews
HanaHatori. Slight Spoilers! Story being edited and updated now. Set after cemetery scene on the last disc of Fruits basket. Hana is abused by mother, and hit by Uo. Bloodied and injured, she lands in the hands of a certain doctor.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,672 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Saki H., Hatori S.
Don't Touch My Man by Ray by Another Name reviews
Inoichi over reacts, Shikamaru hides behind a tree, Ino is scary... ShikaIno. T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Inoichi Y., Shikaku N. - Complete
Lipstick by CatEye360 reviews
Tenten was just about ready to gnaw her lip through and decided to take action into her own hands, even if it meant waking up a sure-to-be grumpy Shika and outright raping him. ShikaTen. Lipstick. Rated for implied sexual acts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Tenten, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Kitten Eater by doryfishie reviews
“Sasuke-teme, don’t eat kittens for breakfast, it’s not nice! Dattebayo!” SasuTen cause there just isn’t enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Mother, may I? by Temperance-is -a -virtue reviews
One Shot! The Squints and Booth are playing a game and Angela is in charge. But then she starts going overboard.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Angela M., S. Booth - Complete
Mind Games by x Ino Fan x reviews
Forced to enter the Hyuuga complex each day to train one of her students, Hanabi, Ino usually gets into a fight with the infamous Hyuuga Neji. But how long until she realizes that there's more to the genius than meets the eye? [[Neji x Ino]]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,457 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Ino Y., Neji H.
Fake Meditation by MistressSkittles reviews
Neji does a double-take when Tenten removes her shirt, and Tenten finds out that Neji isn't so scrawny... One-shot: Nejiten- Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Yuki's Curse by eatmyinsomnia reviews
Yuki's just been dumped, and he finds out he's cursed even more than he thinks. Only Saki can save him. YukixSaki Don't read if you don't like OOC fics. NO FLAMES PLEASE!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Yuki S., Saki H.
Illusion of the Mind by Jibril's Avatar reviews
She flirted with him, like all the other girls. So why was she the only one to merit his attention? Cracktastic pairing - NejixIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Neji H., Ino Y.
Watching you Dance by PunkPrincess316 reviews
Tenten is not a shinobi but a dancer. Neji watches her and an old feeling begins to stir. The one called attraction. Neji hasn't felt that since before his father died, so what does he do now?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Deal by Causmicfire reviews
After Hanajima has forced Tohru and Kyou out of the kitchen she gets a visit from the master of the house, and refuses to let him cook. Manga!Verse, One-shot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Kazuma S., Saki H. - Complete
秘書のふしだら by RoseGuilfoyle reviews
Hyuuga Neji is desperate for a new secretary, until he finds Tenten. One problem, though. He thinks he just might love her. And the way she dresses and acts just isn't helping. NejiTen Slight SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno Rated High T for High Perversion
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Since when was life this Stupid? by Flickering Windows reviews
Maybe I, Tenten, am going crazy, but, is Sasuke staring at me? Because it's really making me feel weird. Sasuten, Pls. read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Tenten, Sasuke U. - Complete
Illness Illusion by LovelyBlackRose reviews
I was the doctor yet she insited that I was her patient. I had disturbing waves, she said. I laughed, I had an ilness? She never faltered, she seemed so serious. Yet my time with her was a blissful illusion. She was my cure, my medicine. HanajimaxHatori
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Saki H., Hatori S.
Neji's Dictionary by NejiTenfanforever reviews
Tenten discovers a book in Neji's room that different from others. Warning! There is slight Sakura and Lee bashing! I hold nothing againist them! Neji is really OOC!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Toothbrush by CatEye360 reviews
For the ultimate bachelor Kakashi, the signs were underneath the underneath.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Kakashi H., Tenten - Complete
Drummer Girl by CatEye360 reviews
I only sweat when I'm having sex or playing drums... she said. ShikaTen Rated for innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Shikamaru N., Tenten - Complete
Laundry Day by CatEye360 reviews
Besides, you haven't added my clothes yet so I might as well get naked for a good cause while we're at it. KakaTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Kakashi H., Tenten - Complete
Not so proper by Katrina132 reviews
So what if he isnt all that proper its what she likes about the dogboy. KibaXIno T cause i feel like it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I.
The Pink FlexiRuler Fails ,,, Or Does It? by I am the Cake Fairy reviews
[sequel to Return of the Pink FlexiRuler][au][random pairing][KakaTen][WTF!] Alas! The Pink FlexiRuler, no longer of Love, has failed! Has all been for naught! ? But wait... what's that Sasuke hears?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Kakashi H., Tenten - Complete
Brightly Shone the Stars by Kyra4 reviews
Cute Christmas oneshot! Rather fluffier than my usual style. Rated T only to be safe. In which Draco slips out of a Christmas party for some fresh air and runs afoul of a garden gnome...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Teenage Dirtbag by Sora no Hairo Yuki reviews
[oneshot][songfic][crack] Sasuke is your typical emo junior in high school who enjoys listening to his screamo in peace and of course, obsessing over a senior who's never even looked his way before. [SasukeTenten]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
One night stands and toothbrushes by AMR-n-KLR reviews
Draco gets horribly plastered and goes to Hermiones' flat. Read the title for the rest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fifteen Days by Kagura-Of-The-West reviews
Sequel to Your Curse, My Cure. It's eight years later and only fifteen days until Saki gets married. Why all of a sudden is she having second thoughts and thinking about a man named Hatori? Rated for cursing and rated R situations. Saki X Hatori
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Hatori S., Saki H.
Dance Dance Revolution by passionfornight reviews
Dance Dance Revolution, need I say more.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
What If by nehimasgift reviews
Why so many ifs Granger?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
Naruto Blond Jokes by Miss Esa reviews
Naruto and Ino are blond, so why not tell some blond jokes about them. Poor Naruto I don't like to make fun of you, but it is just way to easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Low by certian shade of green reviews
Taking you as low as you go.....the golden trio is no longer golden and they have thier eyes set on a new victim...Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Teenage Dirtbag by NeverDust reviews
Draco and Hermione to Teenage Dirtbag.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete