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Joined 09-15-09, id: 2084760, Profile Updated: 10-31-11
Author has written 15 stories for House, M.D., Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Naruto, and Misc. Books.

I am a very random person. I will say what's on my mind, most of the time. I will stand up for what I believe in, and if you offend me - I will let you know. I would highly advise against offending me. Because, even though I am very easygoing most of the time, I am the worst person to anger. Because I will get my revenge, I have my ways


Some quick stuff about me:
*I am Christian
*I am Republican
*I am a Narutard
*I am Pro-Life
*I am against the legalization of Marijuana
*I am for the death penalty
*I am a supporter of PETA, and ALF
*Music is my life


Some of my favorite bands, no particular order:
*Alice Nine *The GazettE *Miyavi *Maximum The Hormone +nobodyknows *Hollywood Undead *Marilyn Manson *Nine Inch Nails *A Perfect Circle *Tool *The Beatles *Brian "Head" Welch *Korn *Red *Rapture Ruckus *Saliva *Sixx AM *Band Of Horses *The Killers *Eddie Rath *P.O.D.


Some Of My Favorite Movies//TV Shows - no particular order:
*House
*Family Guy
*South Park
*Taboo
*Mythbusters
*Mystery Diagnosis
*Diagnosis X
*Untold Stories of The E.R.
*Code Blue
*Monsters Inside Me
*Killer Outbreaks
*MANswers
*1000 Ways To Die
*Latter Days
*Repo! The Genetic Opera
*Ma Vie En Rose
*Dealing Dogs
*Bowling For Columbine
*My Flesh And Blood
*I Am Sam
*Courageous
*Radio
*Guarding Eddie
*Elf
*Halloween
*Halloween Ressurection
*House of 1000 Corpses
*Gacy
*The Stand
*Rose Red
*Dreamcatcher
*The Human Centipede
*Case 39
*The Right
*Meet The Browns
*Smoking Gun Presents: World's Dumbest
*Naruto
*That 70's Show
*Ghost Adventures


And someone is watching me type every word I am saying, and he just corrected me on my grammar - and now he's laughing at me. And he says "Eat a bagel"


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A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

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To Be With You by Nokito-chan reviews
How far is too far when you would do anything to be with the one you love? AU. NejiTen, SasuSaku. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,439 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Smile by NineHundredThirteen reviews
At this, Naruto gave a smile. A smile that Gaara couldn't quite describe, but he has seen this kind of smile before- only that it was never directed at him. "Easy," Naruto said smoothly,"I wanted to get to know you." AU, Naruto/Gaara -Yaoi Lemon-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
No Other Outcome But This by NineHundredThirteen reviews
For as long as Naruto and Sasuke has known each other-they had hated one another. They can hardly be in the same room without breaking out into a fist fight. But what's this-Naruto is starting to grab his ass and whisper into his ear? NARUSASU, Yaoi Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Noctis Liberi by Shurikenx reviews
Children of the night make such music, don't they? AU, Itachi/Sasuke, Uchihacest, lemons, limes and disturbing content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,875 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Patent by NineHundredThirteen reviews
There wasn’t a day that passed by without Naruto saying something perverted while trying to pinch his ass. That should have been a clear sign, right? NARUSASU -yaoi lemon-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Recovery by Profound Yaoi reviews
Oneshot. Sequel to Human and Sick. Itachi hasn't spoken to Sasuke for weeks and Sasuke is determined to know why. Can he fix whatever it is he broke? Warning: Uchihacest, yaoi, lemon, rated M. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Resident Evil by NineHundredThirteen reviews
Sasuke has lived in this apartment complex for a good five years and not even crazy pink haired stalkers can make him move. But when a blond moves in next door all his tolerance is tested and thrown out the window. NaruSasu -Lemon-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sweet Charity by NineHundredThirteen reviews
Naruto is forced into a charity auction and is sold. Wait a minute- this is a gay auction? But Naruto isn’t gay… Not yet anyway. SasuNaruSasu Yaoi -Lemon-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,121 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cry by Profound Yaoi reviews
Itachi goes a bit too far with teasing his darling otouto. Warning: Yaoi, incest, self-mutilation. Don't like, don't read. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
More by Profound Yaoi reviews
Sasuke is Konoha's embassador to Suna. During his time there, he and the Kazekage become close friends. Warnings: Yaoi. OOCness. Lemon. Don't like, don't read. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Sick by Profound Yaoi reviews
Itachi has become ill. Sasuke sets out to 'take care' of him. Sequel to 'Human' but could stand alone as its own fic. Warning: Yaoi, incest, rape SASU-ITA Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of its characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forever by Profound Yaoi reviews
ONESHOT Itachi discovers his true feelings for his otouto after a 'tragedy' in the family. Warnings: ItaSasu. Uchihacest Murder/suicude scene. Masturbation. Lemon. Graphic details. Very long. Fluffy. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. COMPLETE. Re-edited.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,116 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Come into my parlor by ReixGaara reviews
Come into my parlor said the spider to the fly. Who would have thought that a mistaken groping at a Halloween party could land kakashi into such a situation. Yaoi, kakairu, bondage, pwp, oneshot,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The strangest thing by ReixGaara reviews
After a week of working at the school with a certain chuunin teacher, Kakashi learns something about Iruka that he never expected. Moresome! DIRTY! YAOI KakaIruGenRaiIzuKot Very M. Colab with Phantomsnow.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,587 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Icha Icha All the Way! by rowanashke reviews
Kakashi's dating Iruka. Asuma's dating Shikamaru. Both think the other's boyfriend is hot. They get drunk. An evil plan is born... takes a deep breath AsuIruKakaShika. First request ficcie. Read my profile for more info on that. Major lemons, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Iruka U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
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Save Me From Myself reviews
Just a random piece I came up with. Be warned, it's probably crap. And, the plot is probably choppy but oh well. Like I said, it was just spur of the moment. Read, rate, review, favourite. Or don't...OK, please do lol. Enjoy?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Somewhere I Belong reviews
Yaoi. Lemon. Blah, blah, blah. Mature content. SasuGaa. My attempt at a song fic, not sure what else to put here. So, enjoy?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Gaara
The Hollow Men Part 1 reviews
This is a story I made up, %100 of it is written by me. I hope you like it. It's just about this virus...and well, see for yourself. It's really short, for this first part. But, it will get longer and better!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011
Fall Into Sleep Part I reviews
The truth hurts...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Neji H., Tenten
Your Shining Star part 1 reviews
Verbal altercation. An unexpected visitor. What could possibly happen next...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Neji H., Tenten
Paradise Lost:: Young chapter 1 reviews
Gaara has found himself eyeing someone...But who?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Broken & Untouchable Chaper 3: No One
One of the shorter chapters, indeed. But House grows attached to Jade. But...he can't figure out why...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Published: 12/8/2009 - G. House
Life Is Beautiful Chapter 5: When You Were Young
Mr. Crepsley explains is plan. After he leaves, Darren finds out more about Ki.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Published: 11/5/2009
Your Disease Chapter 1: Outbreak
Keegan Simplex II: Amoebic Meningicoccal Fasciitis'. Heh, sounds deadly huh? Well, House is about to find out just how deadly KSAMF is. In fact, the whole hospital will.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2009 - L. Cuddy, G. House
Life Is Beautiful Chapter 4: Hide & Seek reviews
Darren is still whining about cleaning his carpet. Needless to say, Mr. Crepsley and Ki are annoyed. But Darren's whining, and complaining could prove to be more than just annoying.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2009
Life Is Beautiful Chapter 3: Identical reviews
Someone drops by, for an unexpected visit. But, who?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2009
Life Is Beautiful Chapter 2: Minutes To Midnight reviews
Darren and Ki meet an old friend. But is it who they expect it to be? sorry it is uber short, i will post a LONGER chapter on monday
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2009
Life Is Beautiful Chapter 1: Right Now reviews
Ki lives in NYC. One day she meets Darren. And, their friendship begins.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009
Broken & Untouchable Chapter 2: Anxiety
House finally gets Jade to talk. But he's unprepred for the question she asks him.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Published: 9/25/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House
Broken & UntouchableOne Fine Day Chpt1 reviews
House is assigned a new case, by Cuddy. This is no regular case. He doesn't need to cure anyone. He just needs to get a little girl to talk. House doesn't understand why he is given the case, but he learns more about himself. And more about life.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/22/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy