Lyall here! I'm a 21 year old fanfic writer, and long time lurker. I'm in school still working on my art degree's that will probably take me no where, but cross your fingers for me! Right now I'm actually trying to write my own novel (have been since high school), but evil plot bunnies do not allow me to get very far. I will admit I am a Mary Sue writer, I just love plopping my own characters in to different cannons. So you'll have to forgive me there. I write a lot, but I haven't quite got the nerve to actually post anything yet. My best friend tries to beta for me, but the laughter I hear from her end of the phone line is a little discouraging when only half of my stuff is suppose to be funny.
Anyhoo! I love a lot of different fandoms, with many different pairings. Though I will say that I am a Slash-a-holic, admitting it is the first step after all. Most slash pairings I will read at least once to give a chance with only a few becoming my favs, but het pairings are cool too. I have yet to try and write a slash pairing, since I don't believe I would do them justice, but you never know when I may write a Gary Stu (I have no clue what the boy term for Mary Sue is so let's just go with that for now).
I have high hopes for all my stories, and I'll try to get over my crippling posting fear soon...if only my Beta would stop laughing...grrr.
Now some of my fav quotes from cannons that I love:
Ron was staring at Pettigrew with the utmost revulsion. "I let you sleep in my bed!" he said.
"Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?" Trelawney murmured over the clinking of her bangles. "I don't need help,” Ron whispered, “it's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight."
“Half an inch of skin and sinew holding my neck on, Harry! Most people would think that’s good and beheaded, but oh, no, it’s not good enough for Sir Properly Decapitated-Podmore.”-Sir Nicolas
"You're alive," she said blankly to Harry. "There's no need to sound so disappointed," he said grimly, wiping flecks of blood and slime off his glasses. "Oh, well...I'd just been thinking...if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet," said Myrtle, blushing silver.
"Give me the all spark, and you can live to be my pet."- Megatron
Pirates of the Caribbean-
Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
Davy Jones: You can do nothing without the key!
Will Turner: What about Jack? I can't leave without him!
Jack Sparrow: holds up jar of dirt Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!
Anita about Monica: 'I really hate to waste a good threat'
Anita musing: "I talk to myself every once in awhile. Give myself very good advice. Sometimes, I even take it."
Anita:"Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?"
Anita: "Most women complain that there are no single, straight men left. I'd just like to meet one who's human"
Anita is talking to the Master of Beasts about his son: The Beast Master says, "I am the Master of Beasts."
Anita thoughts: "I felt like I needed a button that said, 'No, I don't want to have a bondage three-way with you, thanks for asking, though."
Anita musing: "First Jean-Claude’s girlfriend, now Jason’s. Sigh. You get a career, work your ass off for a reputation, and you still end up being introduced as someone’s girlfriend. Peachy."
"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" Edward, Eclipse
"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.
"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight
"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies."-Jacob, Eclipse
"How strongly opposed are you to grand auto theft?"-Alice, New Moon
“This hostage stuff is fun.”- Alice Cullen
"Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior."-Bella
"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." -- Edward Cullen
"Go fetch a space heater... what am I a St. Bernard?"-Jacob
Today's favorite Fanfic Line (ie the ones that make me giggle so much that people in the library looked at me funny, teehee):
Harry leaned his head back in the seat. “Well, you’re the one with the ‘feelings’, Albus. What does your gut tell you?”
“That there’s a steady depletion of giant panda bears in China… I do hope they do something about that, I don’t know what I’d do in a world without panda bears…”- Albus
From 'Gives You Hell' by azzie adams (teehee okay this line was just to cute for words, i randomly recited it to my bf on the phone and I swear I heard her blinking at me~giggles~)
“I’ll have you thrown in irons, peasant!”-Harry
“You’d need a dungeon for that.”-Cedric
“I’m sure I have a dungeon, somewhere.”-Harry
“Uh huh. Surely.”-Cedric
From ‘Once upon a Cedric’ by twistyguru (it made me happy! Rock On twistguru guy!!)
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