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Joined 09-15-09, id: 2084858, Profile Updated: 12-28-12
Author has written 5 stories for Bones, Mass Effect, and Elementary.

Who's got two thumbs and a tumblr?
This guy.
It's inkandash if you want to check it out.

I've been writing for a while, but I don't post everything I write.
I'm something of a perfectionist, so if I'm not happy with the work, it's going to live and die on my personal computer.
And I cannot remotely quantify how much FanFic has done just that.
All that aside, I truly hope you enjoy what I put out there.

For better or worse, please review. Knowing what people think makes me a better writer in all arenas.

Is there more FanFic coming?
In the words of my crazy Swedish mechanic "I have no doubts."

Currently working on Finders Keepers. It's not a short story, in fact, it keeps getting longer.
It'll be done when it's done. Until then, expect irregular updates and the periodic non FK post.

Incomplete list of parings I ship;

Brennan/Booth - Bones
Hodgins/Angela - Bones
Darcy/Bruce - Avengersverse
Castle/Beckett - Castle
Parish/Esposito - Castle
Cain/DG - Tin Man
Nathan/Audry/Duke - Haven (why? it's the only damn thing that makes sense)
Mal/Inara - Firefly
Simon/Kaylee - Firefly
Zoe/Wash - Firefly
River/Jayne - Firefly (don't judge)
Kaylee/Jayne - Firefly
Pete/Myka - Warehouse 13
Kenpachi/Unohana - Bleach
Kenpachi/Orihime - Bleach (crack, I know, shhhhh)
Kenpachi/whoeverhedamnwellpleases - Bleach
Sam Flynn/Quiorra - TRON: Legacy
Layla/Warren - Sky High
Maria/Robin - Moonacre

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she blinded me with political science by thingswithteeth reviews
Darcy watched the Avengers defend New York from over two thousand miles away. She could look out her window if she wanted to watch the aftermath. She watches the news instead, and realizes one very important thing: the Avengers have a bit of a PR problem. Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,114 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Light by SilverAndFlames reviews
A serious problem for the OZ has Cain dragging a run-away DG back, is there anything she can do? Is she going to want to help? DG/Cain Az/Glitch
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,510 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Cain, DG
The Bet by hpaich reviews
It was the only kind of bet he made anymore. And the stakes were impossibly high. Rated M for later chapters. Romance/Angst/Humor. Definitely BB, some Hodgela, and Zach!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,723 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/13/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Will You Go Out With My Big, Green AlterEgo? by dhauren reviews
Stark flipped his face plate up and studied the scene. "I think she just gave Hulk his first sexual experience." Thor comes to rescue Jane and Darcy with the Avengers in tow. Hulk makes an appearance, and is impressed by a taser-happy intern.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,106 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Figure Drawing by Melibells reviews
Learning that Steve was enlisted before getting the chance to follow through with the life drawing class he had signed up for, Darcy jokingly 'volunteers' to help him fulfill that goal. He never would have thought she would offer. She NEVER imagined he would accept. Steve/Darcy, mentions of Steve/Peggy, and a healthy sprinkling of fellow Avengers and supporting cast.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Captain America/Steve R.
Dark Matter by innocent-vessel reviews
No one had ever intentionally hurt her before in her whole life. No one had ever raised a hand against her in violence. The fear of it and the inability to control the situation was just as bad as the pain itself. And it pissed her the fuck off. Cover art by ilosttrackofthings on tumblr. WARNING: Torture. I'm real serious about the M.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,910 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
A Broken Past by She-Poe reviews
*Formerly How to Save a Life* After Robin is shot, Maria begins to learn small facts about his past that lead her to some startling conclusions. Movie-verse. RobinXMaria
Little White Horse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Maria M., Robin
The Wild Card by Aya Renee reviews
James had spent weeks running from his past. Sure, he didn't exactly have his life planned out, not in so many words, but still nothing prepared him for the moment when the former commander Shepard barged into his life and made away with his lucky deck.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,795 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - James V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Blackwork by PestoMonkey reviews
An erotic love story that follows the progression of behind-the-scenes events after James Vega makes good on his flirtations with Commander Shepard. Plot gets moving around Ch10. Includes alternate *happy* ME3 ending. Rated M for tasteful but intimate love scenes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,861 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard (F), James V. - Complete
Sleepless by Minquette reviews
Insomnia was the stimulus for a relationship that both Shepard and James knew was already doomed by the ticking clock of galactic annihilation. FShep/Vega, past FShep/Kaidan.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,844 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Shepard (F), James V. - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood by JuliaBeth reviews
Monroe gets more than he bargained for when he helps a battered woman. A/U. This is my first attempt at a Grimm fic. Rated for sexual references and nudity. Please R and R. Chapter 14 up!
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,309 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Monroe - Complete
Reckless by bluemuriel reviews
When Booth doesn't answer his phone, Brennan goes alone to find a kidnapped girl and confront a murderer. My version of "fixing season 6" combined with "partner in peril." Trauma, guilt, eventual B/B.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 99,875 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Walking By by BrainySmurf6 reviews
The girl turned on her heel, not sparing Booth another glance as she added, "For future reference, a philistine isn't a religious affiliation." A 3 shot experiment in AU. Inquire within.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,523 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Five, As Agreed Upon by ficlit78 reviews
Set in You Smell Like Dinner, Sookie and Eric's little argument ends differently, with both of them coming to an agreement about Sookie getting her house back. Namely, an exchange. M, because cussin' and sexin' will occur. *WINNER* of the 2013 Fangreaders' Dr. Ludwig Award for Best Novella Fanfic.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,741 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
What Dreams May Come by Ennui-EAF reviews
Tamina woke for the third night, the dream still fresh in her mind. She was not the only one with unsettled sleep, however...
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Dastan, Tamina - Complete
The Knock on the Door by ReginaPhalange1 reviews
Post-S06E09 "The Doctor in the Photo" - A drunken serenade, misunderstandings and a conversation with Hannah sends Brennan away. Can Booth find her before she's gone for good? Rated M for Language and eventual, long-awaited B/B smut.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,952 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Just What She Wanted by Brandywine00 reviews
Kaylee thought everyone forgot her birthday, but one crew member gets the surprise. Adult Explicit - Smut Warning. NC-18, not for the office! Hope you enjoy. Reviews please? ;D
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,309 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kaylee, Jayne - Complete
Amplification by ficlit78 reviews
A routine recovery leads Pete and Myka into a hot, sticky situation. Retrieving the ultimate artifact of love will always have its pitfalls.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,199 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Myka B., Pete L. - Complete
Copped Feel by ficlit78 reviews
Set in Merge with Caution. Pete and Myka can't help but "explore" the borrowed body of their partner. Smutty thoughts and whatnot.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Myka B., Pete L.
Balm by Zade Kay reviews
There's only one cure for what ails you. Sequel to Heatwave. Pure Smut. Very M.
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Cain, DG - Complete
Heat Wave by Zade Kay reviews
One Shot, smut. It's been six days of heat like the O.Z.'s never seen and DG's desperate for anything that will bring her relief.
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Cain, DG - Complete
Tauromachy by hpaich reviews
A one-shot done in response to a fic meme at Livejournal, courtesy of bitesize bones & bones ga! The prompt was 'What if Booth & Brennan struggled to stop being Tony & Roxie' Done in the middle of the night, so please accept my apology for any mistakes.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Last Dance by Pha1ange5 reviews
Booth & Brennan are invited to an FBI awards dinner. Neither has dates b/c they want to be each other's. Involves dinner, dancing, and distractions...NOW COMPLETE! NOTE: Part 22 posted in two versions, rated T Ch. 22 & M Ch. 23 .
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,246 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Desert Storm by Alonzo Anonymouse reviews
Operation Desert Storm: Sergeant Seeley Booth was captured and tortured. His first assignment back is to stand guard over an Anthropology professor and his grad students, sent to identify bodies. One of those students is Temperance Brennan. Please Review.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,556 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Freak Parade by TempestJo reviews
A fun story, about a non-prude Booth... B&B, possibly ooc, depending on how you see the character.. rated M but could pass as T. maybe.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Silent Surrender by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
Brennan shows up at Booth's house needing only one thing: him. One silent night could never be enough but it's months later and they still find themselves going crazy at night and pretending during the day. How much longer can they keep silent? COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,134 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Kissing You Was Always Inevitable by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
Ever wondered in how many different ways and under what circumstances Booth and Brennan would have their first real kiss? Collection of one shots exploring exactly all the different scenarios until it finally happened. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,015 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Sniper by Eva Kelly reviews
Booth is forced to revisit his sniper past and Brennan learns how truly dangerous her partner can be. B/B
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,836 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Fire and Ice by Eva Kelly reviews
It's Valentine's Day and the squints descend on the annual Fire and Ice Ball. Booth brings a date, but Angela and Bones have other plans for him:
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,514 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Let the Games Begin by TRUSSELL33 reviews
What would Booth do if Brennan suddenly came on to him? Written as a challenge on another site but am thinking of turning it into a short story. Let me know if anyone is interested.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 159,075 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
If feeling this good is a sin… by space77 reviews
Brennan finds a half empty bottle of lube and a picture of she and her partner in the glove compartment of Booth's SUV. --Pure dialogue fic.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Illusions by SuchAGoodGirl reviews
...Sometimes things are not always what they seem. Contains smut. For those of you who like that sort of thing. *whispers* Originally written for the 'kinkinthebones' LJ community. You have been warned. Is complete, but I may or may not add more...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/12/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Aftereffect by NeoNails reviews
One bad decision can turn into the worst night of your life in a split second. How you handle it afterward is what makes it all worthwhile. Warren/Layla.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,932 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Warren P., Layla W. - Complete
On the Edge by FeistyFox reviews
The kid could only teeter on the edge for so long before she fell off .
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,092 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - DG, Cain - Complete
The Consort by MaddyCain reviews
Before she becomes Queen, DG reluctantly asks her most trusted friend, Wyatt Cain, to be her Consort. When Cain must leave on a dangerous mission, DG realizes that she's fallen in love with her husband, and he with her, but is it too late?
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,680 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - DG, Cain - Complete
The Tinman and the Runaway Princess by jypzrose reviews
The eclipse is over but everything isn't golden in OZ. DG feels out of place, uncomfortable in her new role as Princess. The only place she feels at home is with her friends. SEE INSIDE FOR FULL SUMMARY. DG&CAIN AZ&Glitch. COMPLETE
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,814 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - DG, Cain - Complete
Path Less Chosen by FeistyFox reviews
DG finds that the O.Z. may have a more interesting plan for her than just becoming queen.
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,627 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - DG, Cain - Complete
The Body at the Beach by rightersblock reviews
My idea about how Booth and Brennan could end up together. The title pretty much covers it.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,993 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
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House of Blue Leaves reviews
A bit of bloody fluff that drifted my way today, and I thought I would share. It's practically a drabble. But it's fun and I like it, and I hope you do too. Rated for language and violence.
Elementary - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Joan W., Sherlock H.
Finders Keepers reviews
Our beloved duo meet in college under some . . . unusual circumstances. Involves things like character development and humor. You've been warned. Booth/Brennan alternating POV. Rated for language, content, language and eventual sexual situations.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,106 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Vera reviews
Tali, Kal'Reegar and his rifle . . . Vera. One-shot. Rated T because I don't know how FF feels about cursing in Chinese. Yes this is a send-up of a certain conversation from Firefly. Not a crossover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Kal'Reegar, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Airplanes reviews
Alone again Brennan contemplates her life. Takes place while Brennan is still in foster care. One shot.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/6/2011 - T. Brennan - Complete
Cracks reviews
Rejected, Seeley Booth goes to his first and truest love. Inspired by the song 'Cracks'. Tag for 6x13. One-shot.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/15/2011 - S. Booth - Complete