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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Warhammer.

I'm currently a very frustrated artist who has discovered a creative outlet in writing fan-fiction.

In my spare time I love reading fan-fiction as well as painting, drawing and doing photography (yes, I do it for fun too :D ) I've started doing Karate again after nearly 14 years. I think I spent most of the last decade missing it something fierce. Now if I can just get Kushanku down pat...:-)

Have now got Kushanku down nicely :-p now if I can just get a nice polish on Basai Dai...

06/01/15 I keep forgetting to mention it but in November I was put forward for my Black-belt. I didn't actually realise at the time, I thought I was just having a pre-assesment to see if I was up to standard...and I passed. So after 14 years of weightlifting and less than a year back in the gi I have regained my 1st dan :-D...and I'm learning Seishan at the moment.


Why is Inquisitor Carrow also a Space Marine?

I was initial inspired by the character of Inquisitor Lord Hector Rex who can be found in Imperial Armour Vol:7 The Siege of Vraks - part 3, on pages 122-125.

Lord Inquisitor Hector Rex works for the Ordos Malleus and is described as having undergone "a similair genetic enhancement to that of a Space Marine." He is further described as towering "8' tall, is heavily muscled and is in superb condition." He is also a powerful psyker who has undergone terminator training...all in all a very scary customer.

Hector Rex has obviously been made to order as a powerful tool for the Ordos Malleus to wield against the forces of Chaos...so, what if a rogue Inquisitor who was owed a favor by a Space Marine chapter tried to make his own? And this was how Carrow initial came to be...

Harry's new father was busily going off the rails, this becoming clearer when he forces the Charnel Guard, who owe him a favor to take Harry on as a potential aspirant. As Harry becomes one with his new family, his father goes off the rails completely and is hunted down by his brother Inquisitors who, to aid in their search come looking for their prey's adopted son...who proceeds to prove himself a worthy tool for the Inquisition...there's a novel in here somewhere I'm certain.

And so several hundred years later you are left with Inquisitor Carrow, all round menace to the enemies of Humanity, who is both an Inquisitor and an honorary brother of the Charnel Guard, (you might be able to take the Space Marine out of the Chapter but you can't take the Chapter out of the Space Marine :-D ) who has a nasty meeting with an Eldar Wytch...


Tuesday 6nd January 2015

A very happy New Year to all my readers.

Thanks to the joys of working in retail (particularly over Xmas) I've been working long hours, which is brilliant financially but not so great on the writing front...so I'm a little behind. Unfortunately.

So I have decided that Chapter 7 (which is already over 8k long, so about half way there) will be posted on February 1st. This will allow me to get it finished to a standard I'm happy with and get going on the next chapter, in a far less stressful way.

With regards to Through The Veil Strangely...

I've got the next chapter all plotted out, I just need to find time to write it...which will happen after I finished Tournament of Tribulations.

UK Airspace

I noticed in the reviews a number of people expressing surprise that someone would need permission to for flight tests. I'm pretty certain in the UK they would. We have one of the most crowded air-spaces in the world, with major air-traffic lanes passing over the country as well as numerous very busy airports serving international air traffic.

That's before you even get on to the private and military traffic, the people with microlights and handgliders...

Here's an interesting animation that shows just how extreme the situation is...

Nats animation of UK airspace

Tuesday 27th May 2014

I understand there are those of you are becoming concerned about the appearance of another Carrow story, considering some of the PM's I've been receiving. I wish to reassure you...I'm working on it right now, busily building up a back-log of chapters.

I am planning to begin posting Inquisitor Carrow and the Tournament of Tribulations in July.

Saturday 1st February 2014

I'm currently working on the next Inquisitor Carrow story, as well as a short story. It's another hp/WH40k story but, I hope with a different spin on it :-) so look out for "Through The Veil Strangely" in the near future.

Friday 15th November 2013

Just thought it would be a good idea to put God-Emperorless Heathens in the cross-over section rather than have it get lost among all the straight HP fics.

Friday 16th November 2012

I was going to wait till I had a few more chapters of the sequel written and typed up, but really, this was burning a hole in my hard-drive plus I had an impatient beta desperate to see it online. So I've posted. Think of it as a taster of events to come :-)

Tuesday 25th September 2012

I've posted fan-art for Inquisitor Carrow over on my blog at littlewhitecat.wordpress.com I hope you all like it.

Monday 13th August 2012

After posting the second chapter of Inquisitor Carrow I suddenly discovered that I couldn't edit it, so, same disclaimer as the first chapter and also I must give credit to my excellent and most helpful beta Jacobus-Minoris. He's been very patient and read everything that I've scribbled, commented on my grammar and spelling, discussed ideas with me and declared things as being very 40k.

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Name Confused by enchanted nightingale reviews
What if Mycroft's name confused assistant was male? Harry Potter tries to shed his name and his past, taking a rare offer of anonymity while still getting to play the hero.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 59,761 - Reviews: 2694 - Favs: 2,544 - Follows: 3,473 - Updated: 21h ago - Published: 8/31/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H.
Tower of Babel by LaughingSenselessly reviews
Without his knowledge, Batman's contingency plans against the league are put into affect. In the aftermath, how will Diana react when she realizes Batman made a plot to destroy her? And can they ever rebuild their relationship, maybe into something more? (This summary sucks. Just give it a try! :P) Set in the DCAU. BMWW. Cover art credit: Jasric
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 101,326 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 5/12/2014 - [Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5127 - Favs: 3,505 - Follows: 4,023 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
By Baker Street Station, I Sat Down and Wept by Deco reviews
Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 112 - Words: 412,574 - Reviews: 2494 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Dudley D.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 399,969 - Reviews: 12825 - Favs: 15,981 - Follows: 14,754 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
House of Snakes by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
At 30 years old, Harry doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. Wherein Harry raises his younger self, dances the political dance with Death Eaters and a resurrected Tom Riddle, and searches for a way to stop the destruction of the magical world. OldHP/TMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,890 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 3,319 - Follows: 4,238 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Unrehearsable by Esther-Channah reviews
Sequel to The Way Back. Bruce cut a deal with Commissioner Sawyer that leads him down a road he never foresaw.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 271,354 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing
Shaping the Future by CharmedArtist reviews
In a darker future, the Order pitches one last battle at Hogwarts. Defeated, Harry Potter is defenseless against Voldemort's death blow... that somehow throws him into the past. (Snarry slash and evil!Dumbledore. You have been warned!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 93 - Words: 176,851 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 6/28/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Voldemort, Albus D.
Magic, as opposed to Magic by The Rev. Cardboard Box reviews
Crossover with Oblivion. Harry Potter was lost, but now is found. The Arch-Mage isn't happy. Harry isn't happy. And they're just the first two people who are going to find The Boy Who Lived's destiny one immense headache...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 3/13/2011
The Second Time Around by ZilchNil reviews
What happens when Harry, presented with an opportunity to return to the past, charges ahead in true Potter style? With little to no regard of consequences or plans of any sort? Rating is for language and adult situations. I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,952 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 2,749 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,720 - Reviews: 2236 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 5,036 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry leaves him kissed with his wand broken in an alleyway. In a body that once housed two souls, only one remains, and it's not exactly what began either. With no understanding of what has happened to him, what else can he do but keep moving forwards, forced by a fate he never wanted, fighting for a life he never got to live. And fight he will. Post GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 399,584 - Reviews: 2236 - Favs: 4,335 - Follows: 5,099 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews
AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 144,744 - Reviews: 3712 - Favs: 4,975 - Follows: 5,429 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.
Without War to Guide Me by Todeswind reviews
In the grim darkness of the future there is only war. But what happpens to a Space Marine when he is stranded in a place where his unique set of talents are neither needed, desired, or valued by humanity? What is a weapon's purpose without a war to fight in?
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,340 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 1/29/2013
Deathly Hollowed by Ice Vixen X reviews
The Boy-Who-Lived lives no more and the wizarding world is left without their savior... or are they? Harry-is-Ulquiorra fic!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 145,182 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Harry P., Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
With Strength of Steel Wings by AngelaStarCat reviews
A young Harry Potter, abandoned on the streets, is taken in by a man with a mysterious motive. When his new muggle tattoo suddenly animates, he is soon learning forbidden magic and planning to infiltrate the wizarding world on behalf of the "ordinary" people. But nothing is ever that black and white. (Runes, Blood Magic, Parseltongue, Slytherin!Harry) (SEE NOTE 1st Chapter)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 695,420 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Fawkes
The Eyes by Shadenight123 reviews
Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,337 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P.
Ripples by Bloody Mary reviews
There were a myriad threads upon which the fate of the Galaxy hung. Some of them were momentous events, others were just tiny everyday decisions. Some of those choices are made by the great, like the Emperor of Mankind, while others, but people whose names are meant to be forgotten, like a slaver from Nuceria - the planet where the Primarch Angron will grow up.
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,602 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,714 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 3,932 - Follows: 4,906 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
Travel Secrets: Third by E4mj reviews
Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 155,606 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 2,378 - Follows: 3,225 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Harry P.
A Different Path by LeighLand94 reviews
Petunia and Vernon go on vacation leaving Harry at Privet Drive. Something happens allowing an owl to bypass the wards. Harry learns of another school before Hogwarts. Read as a different school alters Harry's journey. Very much an AU. Rating is subject to change. All rights go to J.K Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Harry P.
Teeth by hathanhate reviews
Harry messes up the animagus process and begins a new journey. New friends and old share his discovery of life. What is in store for The-Boy-Who-Lived? What dangers will he face? Find out inside!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 363,840 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 3,157 - Follows: 3,980 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
Quarantine by Guardian of the crest reviews
Disease is the great Leveler. It sees not wealth nor poverty, not power nor weakness. So what happens when one of the League suddenly falls ill, and even the world's finest are left powerless to help?
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,213 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
In Death, Standby by Sophisma reviews
After the infamous massacre of the Potters, young Harry Potter went missing. It doesn't really help that years later he turns up again, a bit darker, stranger and more erratic than anyone had hoped for. But Harry hardly cares, in the end it's his decision on which side he will fight; dark, light or no side at all. Eventually HP/LV... of sorts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,696 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
My Son the Wizard by savya398 reviews
After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,403 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 6,198 - Follows: 8,321 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,810 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 4,002 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Heir to a Warlord by OccAmy Phyre reviews
At six years old Harry Potter becomes the heir to a Somali Warlord. This story follows his life from 6 to 16 years of age as he grows up in a country ripped apart by war before being dragged into the one waged against Voldemort. dark!Harry - eventual HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,712 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Raistlin Majere and the Philosophers Stone by Zauber reviews
Dragonlance/Potterverse crossover: after his sacrifice in the abyss, Raistlin awakens in the body of an 11 year old boy on an alien world... Rated for casual violence in later chapters. Dark!Smart!Harry, trying to keep the rest in-canon
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,106 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Raistlin
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,473 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 2,837 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Bruce and His Job (The Other One) by Blackgate Transfer reviews
Bruce is Batman. But he's also a Wayne. With the name comes responsibility. And boredom. A collection of one-shots.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Vicki V.
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3363 - Favs: 6,467 - Follows: 7,395 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Straight On Til Evening by Mede reviews
And this is a way it could have happened, because fate is a river, not written on stone. A little boy met a stranger and escaped his unhappy home, toward the cracks in the world where magic crept through...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Complete
Upon the Wings of Eagles by Solaris-Prime199 reviews
It is rare to find a Space Marine with a sense of Humor, but Sergeant Sigmund isn't just any Ultramarine. Set upon the Eve of Humanities greatest triumph over adversity. Within moments of completion of the Emperors greatest work. Sigmund and his men are cast from the Webway into a strange and new Galaxy. Plans within Plots abound. Set before the Horus Heresy. Rated M to be Safe.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 205,983 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 9/23/2013 - OC, Shepard (F)
The Circle Must be Broken by Todeswind reviews
Babylon five is a haven for warriors, idealists, dreamers, and wanderers. How much damage can one more ship of fanatics do in the long run?
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 474,987 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 8/30/2010
Rook by CornerOfYourEye reviews
"You're way too trusting, kid. Just because I called your wand a stick doesn't mean I'm not a wizard." Helping a wounded stranger has unforseen effects. In return Harry gets some solid advice, Snape gets a rival and Albus is shaken. Meanwhile in Knockturn Alley's most infamous bar a man is carving out his own side in the war. Disguises, dreams, oaths and loyalties. HPB AU NO SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,886 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Birdcage by Blaise reviews
When Nightingale disappears, Peter tries to find out what happened to him. But with the London Olympics opening in a few days and a string of magical crimes across the city, he can't afford to let any more major tourist attractions blow up either.
Folly series, Ben Aaronovitch - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,982 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Peter G., T. Nightingale, Lesley M., M. Stephanopolous - Complete
The Distant and Not-So-Bright Future by His Lordship Havoc reviews
As if the Dominion War wasn't enough, Captain Sisko and the crew of Deep Space 9 find themselves dealing with an unusual visitor whose inhumanly deadly skills and dedication to protecting the human race just might tear the Federation apart. Written as a challengefic. Rated M for lots of violence and battle scenes, not to mention a somewhat awkward and comical attempt at romance.
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,492 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Space Marines
A Stitch in Time by cassikat reviews
AU. Dumbledore should never have left Harry on the Dursley's doorstep unattended. Now someone else has found him, and what will become of the Wizarding World with Harry raised by the most pragmatic genius in the universe?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,661 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/11/2011 - The Rani, Harry P.
Deal With A Deity by SecretAnimosity reviews
When the war ended all was well, at least for a little while. For Harry Potter life without his crimson eyed madman was even worse than with him. A drunken trip to Diagon reveals why Harry feels like he's slowly dying inside and the manipulating hooks that had been pierced into him, controlling him like a marionette. Is there a second chance? *MPREG* used to be Ultimate Betrayal
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,669 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 2,713 - Follows: 3,656 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
False Starts Harry Potter by Diresquirrel reviews
A series of disjointed story ideas that never went anywhere. They're all HP of sorts, with different twists and ideas that ran out before they became full fledged stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,619 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P.
Expectations by FalconLux reviews
What if Potter's life at the Dursleys was more damaging than anyone realized? What if Snape's worst scorn came as a comforting normality? Severitus-ish; no slash; set during first year; mentions of child abuse; rated T mostly for allusions to Harry's past
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Poison Potter by juggernaut715 reviews
Harry delves into a magic that isn't magic while still at the Dursley's; poison. By chance he happens upon his heritage as 'The Great Weed,' a reincarnation of a poison master centuries old. This crosses with a picture book called 'The Poison Diaries,' but it's not required reading. Expect character death. A lot of it. Pre-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,994 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
Of Eagle and Lion by Knife Hand reviews
In an act of desperation, a young Harry Potter's magic goes wild and gives him something that will change everything. Chapter 7 up
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,206 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Harry P., Imperial Guard
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by In Defilade reviews
AU. Abducted by Loki, rescued by Thor, Harry grows up fast in a much wider universe than he ever imagined existed. Trained extensively by the Asgard, he is now ready to set his own course in life. The Goa'uld need to be dealt with, and he has questions concerning his own past and powers - the answers to which will only be found on Earth, at Hogwarts ... whatever the hell that is.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,311 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - S. Carter, Harry P., Hermione G.
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a hellish future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Juggling his violent past, Sidhe politics, and a questionable sanity, he fights to stay ahead of enemy intrigue. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,014 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 3,882 - Follows: 4,269 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
To Heal by SeverAllTies reviews
Harry Potter looked dead. He was mute. Did Dumbledore's plan of placing Harry with the Dursley's somehow go wrong? Will he ever learn To Heal? AU Year 1 in process. ON HOLD TILL FURTHER NOTICE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,487 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P.
Travel Secrets: Second by E4mj reviews
Yr 2: Harry has returned in time after one too many things went wrong, his careful plans have been messed up, so he's trying a few new things. He's searching for the diary, but while things are similar, his presence has altered enough to keep him on his toes! No pairings. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 2nd in series. Rated M because I'm paranoid. Everything belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,314 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 1,826 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Fairy Tail by Araceil reviews
When Dudley throws a book at his cousin's head, no one could have known the revolution it would spark in the years to come. "I want to start my own Guild! My own family!". No pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,693 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 3,000 - Follows: 3,193 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009
The Bet by Emerald Ashes reviews
"We all know Potter's had his eye on Evans for years. He's like a boy pulling his crush's pigtails, always playing pranks to get her attention. Besides, all that fighting and arguing must come from somewhere." "I could say the same thing about Potter and Snape," Slughorn pointed out. "That's hardly the same thing, Horace," McGonagall said. "Would you bet on that?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/24/2013 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Sideways to Zero by davidnm2007 reviews
Dr. Nassana T'Saith, a junior asari scientist, has hit a brick wall in her career. Frustrated and annoyed, she searches for options. However, her attempts to resolve the situation may just lead to discoveries no-one could ever have expected... (This is a speculative prequel, set a long time before the events of the main trilogy, using a group of non-cannonical characters.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,030 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013
The Snake Within by arkkitehti reviews
During the Christmas holidays of his fifth year Harry realizes that he should do something to keep things from spinning completely out of his control. He proceeds to make new allies and embraces his more Slytherin side to make use of his considerable resources.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 161,938 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 3,279 - Follows: 3,063 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
You Don't See Me by zx14ninja reviews
AU. Ron and the twins never made it to Surrey to rescue their trapped friend; instead Harry spends his last weeks locked in a small room surviving on one can of soup a day. Weak and ill from malnutrition Harry makes it to Hogwarts only to recive three weeks of detention with Snape. When Harry collapses during the first detention life changes dramtically for both of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,377 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 3,124 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Casey W reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 3,452 - Follows: 4,367 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 292,433 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
Psychosis by SnowWhiteOwl reviews
When Harry was hit by the killing curse, a horcrux was created. In this story, Harry is affected by the piece of Voldemort's soul inside his head in a more noticable way than in the books. Muggles, not knowing any better, decide he must be mentally ill. What effects might the treatment on a psychiatric ward have for the boy-who-lived and the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 237,477 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Deal with the Devil, the Cursed Savior by InkWave reviews
What if the Dursley's had been a bit more Christian? Harry's perspective on magic is a bit more open to interpretation of dark and light considering he grew up being called 'devil's spawn'. So when a devil offer's him a deal, he takes it. Mentor Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Snow Queen by Darklooshkin reviews
Rose Potter disappeared at the age of six. In Hermione Granger's sixth year, the Goblet of Fire summons a girl trained to be the champion of a very different kind of game. They wanted a saviour. They got the Snow Queen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,942 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Harry P., President Snow’s grandaughter
Come What May by FadedPride reviews
Harry Potter is five years old and has never learned his name. He doesn't speak, and he doesn't trust. Severus Snape is a man haunted by mistakes made in the past, tormented by a lost love. Can the two come together to help each other heal? Not slash. Know now that I do not own Harry Potter or any characters or plot lines affiliated with the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,965 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Tano by TheBeardedOne reviews
After resigning from the Jedi Order, Ahsoka didn't expect to find herself sent to a new world, especially a world where a young boy needed her help... (Epilogue 1 links to Knave Squadron.)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 136,800 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
The Realm of Passing by Oracle2Phoenix reviews
AU. What if the Killing curse hit Harry in the Graveyard, destroying that Horcrux 3 years early. Harry returns from the limbo Realm of Passing, and he is not the same boy-who-lived. Features Dumbledore Bashing Good but highly Arrogant and Manipulative. There will also be a lot of soul-searching amongst other characters. Main character pairings are HP/GW, RW/HG, NL/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 102,309 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,790 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 2,793 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Like a Phoenix by chappysmom reviews
"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,384 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Warp is Calm by LordsFire reviews
On Mindoir, John Shepard saw death for the first time. In the Calixis Sector, Lord Inquisitor Khan found that those in power value their own power over the Truth. With one lauded a hero, the other driven into exile a galaxy away, both will attempt to find a cure to the ills that plague all civilizations. And fight a race of genocidal machines and their pawns in the process.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,177 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Inquisition, Shepard (M)
My Experiment by namedthingsyouthrowback reviews
Sherlock steals a boy. Sorry- rescues. John helps, because what choice does he have? But not even Sherlock knows just how not-boring things will be...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,661 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 3,594 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Travel Secrets: First by E4mj reviews
Harry Potter is living an unhappy life at age 27. He is forced to go on an Auror raid, when the people he saves are not who he thinks. With one last thing in his life broken, he follows through on a plan for Time-travel, back to his past self. Things were not as they once seemed. Slytherin!Harry. Dumbledore and order bashing. No pairing YET. Book one. (The world belongs to Jo!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,973 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Curse of Artemis by Shortsnout reviews
The werewolf within Severus Snape has located a mate worthy of its magnificence, Harry Potter. The problem is Severus would rather be held under the cruciatus curse. Forced into bonding, they struggle to fight their desire towards each other, and eventually their feelings. Sequel now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 174,401 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Sage Among Wizards by Kythorian reviews
An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,226 - Reviews: 2786 - Favs: 3,923 - Follows: 4,526 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P.
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
Devolution by What-Ansketil-Did-Next reviews
Tamper with the deepest mysteries – the source of life, the essence of self – only if prepared for consequences of the most extreme and dangerous kind. It appears that one or more of Lord Voldemort's experiments have worked. A disturbing one-shot. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Point of Principle by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate universe. Short piece of silliness concerning Salazar Slytherin. One shot. Tagged as 'humor' since there was no 'generally silly' option available. Rated 'T' to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2013 - [Petunia D., Salazar S.] - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 2,867 - Follows: 2,445 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Wandlore, or lack thereof by Uovoc reviews
None of the characters in the Chrestomanci books use wands. In fact, they probably wouldn't know what to do if they had one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 2,669 - Follows: 613 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Belladonna by Existential Insanity reviews
Another name for Deadly Nightshade. A beautiful flower that could only mean death. In the past, Harry must survive this round of the dangerous game Magic plays with him, with a woman who is just as likely to kill him as love him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,506 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2056 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 2,291 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Blended Blood by wickedlfairy17 reviews
"I was there every step of the way, I held her hand as she suffered through labor, he has my name, he is my son now…not yours." James said harshly trying as hard as he could to keep his voice low. "We both know that he isn't yours," Loki hissed back at him as he took a step forward. Warning possible Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,494 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 3,273 - Follows: 4,387 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Loki
Kidnapped! A Comedy by scuttlesworth reviews
Poor kidnappers. Kidnapping John Watson is like pulling on a thread tied to all sorts of crazy. It's enough to make a bloke get a job and go straight.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and Hell's Assassin by Crowley For King reviews
Voldemort siezes the chance to do what he's always wanted. The Light fades from the hearts of the Order as they give up the search for their savior and try to move on. But some say you will find what you seek only when you stop looking. SLASH!Temp AU! Mentions of sexual abuse/non-con situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 150,225 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Heretic of Zero by Elernet reviews
A Chaos Space Marine is the ultimate definition of fear, hatred, and pure evil. But what if he doesn't live up to those expectations? Will the citizens of another universe even notice the difference? This story follows Glacius, an 'odd' chaos space marine who follows the will of Tzeentch and is cast into the Familiar of Zero universe. Humor, adventure, and CHAOS will ensue!
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,335 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Chaos Space Marines
C'est La Vie by cywscross reviews
A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,884 - Reviews: 3896 - Favs: 8,177 - Follows: 8,525 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P.
ORKZ IN MY IMMORTAL by EthansEntertainment reviews
I decided to ruin the story of My Immortal, a terrible Harry Potter fanfic, by inserting orks into it. There was a pretty entertaining result!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Complete
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4141 - Favs: 5,242 - Follows: 5,416 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 301 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot by Clell65619 reviews
Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 144 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Realm of Dungeons and Dragons by Shadenight123 reviews
A dwarf cleric miscasts a miracle for some barrels of beer. Harry, age six, is chosen and taken to the Material Plane. Now at thirty-one, Archduke and powerful axe wielding warrior of might and magic, he finds with his fellow adventurers a mirror that acts like a portal and is connected to the veil. What world will he end up choosing in the end? D&D crossover. Adult Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,406 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P.
The Contract and the Guide by rrenvy reviews
Harry's subconscious pleaded in desperation "Please! Anything! I'll give – !" and a goddess heard his plea and offered him a deal. She will save Sirius, if Harry agrees to marry Severus Snape in return. Mild Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,648 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Memento Vivere by Calai'di reviews
AU of OotP and later. After learning the truth of exactly how badly vampires are treated in the Wizarding world, Harry takes it upon himself to improve their lives, in whatever way he can. eventual Dark!Harry, vampire!Harry, HP/LV/Sanguini
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 139,218 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort, Sanguini
Harry Potter and the Greatest Gift by mini-mid reviews
Harry comes home after finishing his fifth year, the happenings at the department of mysteries and Sirius death heavy on his mind. He finds the Dursley household in chaos and learns that sometimes great gifts come in small packages. As usual no slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,192 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Unlocked Knowledge by kmfrank reviews
When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,125 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 3,295 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2008
Harry Chooses Stonewall by HarnGin reviews
A mix up causes Harry's Hogwarts letter to be returned. Having missed the deadline to reply, he begins his education at Stonewall Secondary School. During the December holidays, Prof. McGonagall attempts to recruit him to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Forestalled by Jacobus-Minoris reviews
Jumping to the past, Harry believes himself prepared for any problem; but he certainly didn't see this one coming...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Living with a Paradox by TheCatsTales reviews
Tired, beaten, and the last remaining members of the Order, Harry and Snape are searching for help in Egypt. Just as they are beginning to give up hope, they encounter a family of unusual creatures, and are transported back in time. Can they do better the second time around? Time travel, Snape mentors Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,447 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Elsewhen, and elsewhere by The Lycanthrope reviews
The pirate vessel Free Enterprise has preyed on Imperial shipping for years, but when the battlebarge sent to bring it to heel is dragged 38,000 years into the past, the existence of the Imperium is threatened. In the 3rd, as well as the 41st millennium.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,664 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/27/2005
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 264 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 4,115 - Follows: 946 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Switch by Gree reviews
A short-one shot plot bunny I wrote down. What if the God-Emperor of Mankind and Emperor Palpatine switched bodies? EDIT: 11/15/2012, Chapter 5 has been edited and rewritten.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,124 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - The Emperor
The Lost Identity of Hadrian Nigrans by sweet-and-simple reviews
It had not been till that very moment, that instant of reality, that Severus Tobias Snape realized that his life, which had taken what he had thought to be a magnificent turn for the surreal and good, was, on many levels, a joke. "Potter!" HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hindsight by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post HBP Snape travels back in time to warn pre SSPS Snape about what is to come. No DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,690 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Broken Chains by Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,349 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 2,176 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Harry Potter's Epic Discovery by JohnDeath reviews
A simple glance in the right direction at the right time changed the life of a lonely young boy, and through him, the fate of a whole world
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,158 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Harry P.
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 5,728 - Follows: 7,788 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
Chaos in his Wake: Reedited Version by SideshowStarlet reviews
Six year-old Harry fought for fun, self-defense, and to become the warrior he always dreamed of being. Will a strange flyer with directions for joining "Project Mayhem" help him live his dream? Or will it destroy the light's greatest weapon? SpaceMonkeyHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P.
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 2,750 - Follows: 2,568 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
On the Razor's Edge by Bloody Mary reviews
A collection of one-shots, set during and before the Great Crusade, focusing on the Primarchs.
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,983 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010
Sith Wizard by TouGod reviews
When Harry Potter is trained in the Force by arguably the most powerful and deadly Sith Lord of all time, Darth Sidious, how will that affect the rest of the Magical World?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,768 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - E. Palpatine, Harry P.
All Better by BertaS reviews
An altercation during Occlumency lessons may have sweeping repercussions for Harry and Severus. A submission to the Severus *sighs* Third Anniversary Challenge although I'm not sure it answers any of the prompts. Beta by Selkie. Warnings: Fifth year – AU – Not HBP or DH compliant – Pre-Slash – May be considered Chan with Harry being 15 – A few bad words - rated 'M' just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Serpens Arcanem by Evandar reviews
Sequel to Serpens Armarem! The Dark Lord has risen, and Harry soon finds out that his absence from Hogwarts doesn't excuse him from the coming war, while back at school Neville realises that not all evil takes the form of Death Eaters. AU, slash - NOW DISCONTINUED! See profile for notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,783 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 4,243 - Follows: 5,712 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Neville L.
Gently Go by BajaB reviews
Harry's back on the ghostly platform where he last spoke to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
RipplesV1 by Bloody Mary reviews
Some decisions change much more than you'd expect, for good or for bad. Set during the Great Crusade; focus on World Eaters, Death Guard and Emperor's Children
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,768 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Khârn the Betrayer, Mortarion - Complete
The First Step is Fatal by Qilin reviews
Harry enters Hogwarts under strange circumstances where he is sorted into Slytherin. Not what he expected when he fell down the stairs and died at home on Dudley's eleventh birthday. Possession would have been Harry's last guess at a second chance.AU1styr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,089 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Harry P., Neville L.
Hero Worship by Kaia Papaya reviews
Dumbledore visited Harry at the Dursleys to deliver his Hogwarts letter, rather than leave it to fate. What he found distressed him immensely and he made a few suggestions to Harry that will have long lasting implications. Features a flummoxed Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Toilet Seat by VickyVicarious reviews
Midway through a Potions class, Harry asks Snape the question everyone knows not to ask. -Set in 'Chamber of Secrets'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Prince's Harem by severusphoenix reviews
Inspired by the movie "Easy A" & Severus in the staring role. Hogwarts Rumor Mill starts working overtime & Severus is no longer shunned by those of the female persuasion. Warnings for teenage type humor and bizarre ways of offing Death Eaters and Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,202 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3556 - Favs: 4,116 - Follows: 4,079 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
The Misfits by davidnm2007 reviews
Alastar, Nasty and Patreus are training to be Space Marines - or trying to, anyway. Ever get bored of Chapter-zombie, personality-free, lemming-like marines? This is my attempt to avoid those tedious stereotypes.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 418,869 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Space Marines
Harry PotterDursley and the Tragic Lack of Bacon by alikat522 reviews
Petunia and Vernon are able to put their grudges aside and raise the boys as brothers, completely equal...so they end up with two spoiled, greedy brats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D.
The Great Crusade: Lunatic Wolf by Spess Merhene reviews
Conquer the galaxy! See new places, and blow them up! The story of a Luna Wolf in the thirtieth millenium.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 146,282 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 349 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
Partial Match by Lucillia reviews
An expansion of Cold Cases. A genetic test reveals a dark secret from the First War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Cold Cases by Lucillia reviews
The muggle police uncover a dark secret from the first war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Fudge's Fudge by Janara reviews
How do you solve a problem like Harry Potter? That is the only thought occupying Cornelius Fudge's mind these days. The brat needs to be silenced and brought to heel, and Cornelius Fudge is just the man to do it. HP/SS/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,605 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P., C. Fudge - Complete
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 436 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Fire by Lucillia reviews
Vernon can learn to be decent, all it takes is the death of the Boy-Who-Lived and several decades to see the consequences unfold. Vernon goes back to prevent 8 year-old Harry from dying in a fire that Petunia set intending to get the boy into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Catharsis by Bil reviews
Aftermath of PS. An eleven-year-old boy killed a man and all they did was pat him on the head and send him off to bed. Severus finds himself put in the uncomfortable role of Father Confessor. SS, HP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bully by darklight1601 reviews
"At least my dad wasn't a bully like you!" The moment the child shouted those words, something inside Severus snapped. Not a bully? James Potter not a bully?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Nesting by julesmonster reviews
"There was a potions accident during detention—isn't there always?" Thus begins a loving slightly tongue-in-cheek tribute to all Mpreg, creature, bonding and bottom!Snape fics. Slash. HP/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,855 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
The Next Morning by willyolioleo reviews
What if, in first year, the traps were truly designed to prevent a dark wizard from reaching the Philosopher's Stone? What chance do a bunch of first-years stand? Answer: none at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
How To Accidentally Open a Portal To Hell by patster223 reviews
John blamed milk, demons, and a certain portal to hell for ruining his Saturday. But mostly, he blamed Sherlock. Oh yes. Always Sherlock. Companion fic to How To Accidentally Summon a Demon.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Confessions of a Wayward Son by Tyrant of the East reviews
For ten thousand years, Chaos warbands have plagued the Imperium. Bringing woe and despair to the innocent, the Chaos Space Marines are the vilest foes known in the history of man. Yet not all warbands are the same in this...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,050 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010
The God of Death by Tyrant of the East reviews
The Death Spectres of the Adeptus Astartes have served the Imperium for nine thousand years. They are the thin line of resistance between eternal damnation and humanity. Now, one Space Marine finds himself stranded on a world called Azeroth.
Crossover - Warhammer & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 273,118 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 151 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Descent into Darkness by Athey reviews
4th yr. Through an accident Harry and Voldemort's Horcrux begin to interact and Harry slowly begins to change. He becomes stronger & slowly grows aware of the sinister events that have perpetuated his entire life. Dark!Harry eventual LV/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 267,992 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 5,019 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 395 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 895 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Family Business by Moonlite Knight reviews
Neil gets a letter full of rubbish about wizardry and witchcraft and pig pimples. Naturally, it's Howl's fault. HMCxHP crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete
Not As Advertised by sasahara17 reviews
Harry Potter is dissatisfied with what he finds after being sorted into Slytherin, and writes a request to the Headmaster requesting to change houses. AU, OOC, OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
About Time by Compass West reviews
Short Oneshot. It's about time indeed...
Crossover - Warhammer & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Career Counseling by Meltha reviews
Every Head of House has to counsel his or her charges about their future outside of Hogwarts. Some of those conversations prove to be quite memorabe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,653 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,748 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
The Sorting Hat and the Bird Flu by 8thweasleykid reviews
What if the Sorting Hat had a cold the night of Harry’s sorting?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sorting Hat, Harry P. - Complete
Purification by Setrus reviews
Sequel to "The diseased". To become one of the emperor's finest is a grueling process, full of cruelty, death and hatred. All aimed at weeding out the weak and to create warriors as evil as the monsters they face.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,089 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009
Dragon by CNome reviews
No one realized the significance of his form. AU. Powerful!Harry. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Five Finger Discounts by Lucillia reviews
Like many tourists world-wide Wizards tend to take things they shouldn't. Unlike their Muggle counterparts however, the things they generally take are much larger and it's the job of many a frustrated Auror to see to it that the stolen items are returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4173 - Favs: 7,823 - Follows: 3,592 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Hairy Snape by BertaS reviews
AU A potions accident starts unusual circumstances happening for our favorite Potions Master and those around him.Warnings: Slash, language, adult and sexual situations. Harry is in the later part of his seventh year and is 17 years old which in the Wiz
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,740 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 2,419 - Follows: 2,645 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Potter, Texas Ranger by Magic Light Dragon reviews
Harry Potter has been missing since he was three, and now has been found in the Americas! What has the Boy Who Lived been up to all this time? A Texas Ranger? What in Merlin's name is that? IndepHarry! PowerfulHarry! No slash ever. No pairings as of yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Harry P.
I didn't steal them! I liberated them! by lunakatrina reviews
"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 174 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Psychosis by Tendo Rei reviews
There is something worse than insanity in Gotham tonight. Final chapter added.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,214 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Warriors of the Clan by The-Caitiff reviews
One day the wizarding world changed forever. No one noticed. Seven years later the search for Harry Potter reaches it's peak but no trace of the young boy is found. Then Professor McGonagall notices something very strange on her admittance list, a goblin!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 213 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
More than Human by Perivayne reviews
Animagus challenge fic from Harry is beset with a transformation gone awry and his friends are lost on exactly how to help him. Warning: there will be romance and humor involved...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,722 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Berserker Hell by Lord Ironwolf reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if a Khorne Berserker got dropped into the One Hundred Acre Woods?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4154 - Favs: 5,785 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 279 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Hellblazer: Hogwarts by Camwyn reviews
Sometimes, life bashes you upside the head with a brick in a sock. Hogwarts is about to get its latest Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, a man cast adrift from his native world- a man named John Constantine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,555 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 7/24/2004
Have Yourself a Pony Little Christmas by Reichenbach reviews
Bruce's parties are so much fun.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Hard to Kill by fluffypuppykins reviews
Harry is strangely reluctant to register his Animagus form…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The shortest Severitus story ever by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT, PostOotP. Parody on Severitus and Independent!Harry stories. VERY short, practically joke format.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
Change is the Only Constant by Mara Greengrass reviews
When Bruce Wayne becomes Dr. Gregory House's latest patient, House's hidden past might just be disclosed.
Crossover - Batman & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Bruce W./Batman, G. House
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 344 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Marriage by Janara reviews
[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 279 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
Pink by AbstractConcept reviews
Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Problem With Cupboards by opalish reviews
As far as I can tell, the main problem with growing up in a cupboard is that it gets you used to living in a cage. - Harry's POV. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Cupboard by enahma reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 171 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Blood Magic by GatewayGirl reviews
Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry safe, but his relatives are expendable. Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry looking like his adoptive father, but it's wearing off. Blood is a bond, but so is the memory of hate -- or love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 244,191 - Reviews: 2218 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Intelligent Conversations by Backroads reviews
What Crabbe and Goyle talk about when no one is around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Gregory G., Vincent C. - Complete
An Unusual Mission ... by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Batman and Wonder Woman take on a most unusual - and unexpected - mission ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 42,201 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/28/2001 - Published: 6/1/2000
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Inquisitor Carrow and the Tournament of Tribulations reviews
His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 111,626 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 7/1/2014
Through the Veil Strangely reviews
When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,130 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
What if? An Inquisitor Carrow Omake reviews
What if Carrow had never left the Charnel Guard, had never entered the Inquisition?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete