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Naruto's Second Chance? by Do The Roar2012 reviews
Naruto is sent back into the past as the Gedo Mazo explodes from inside. White light envelopes Naruto after he experiences his friends die. Naruto wakes up to find himself back in his 12 year old body but with all nine tailed beasts inside him? NaruSaku. Fu a main character too!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,356 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 20h ago - Published: 2/8/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Fū
Le Tour de la Confusion by Malva Pulce reviews
Toudou Jinpachi is the last virgin of the cycling world. Soon to turn 18, he's starting to feel the pressure on his shoulders. Something must be done! What happens to his plans when Fukutomi announces that their team―along with Sohoku―are going for a holiday abroad? And to none other destination than Europe and Le Tour de France! Meanwhile, Shinkai gets the proposition of his life.
Yowamushi Pedal/弱虫ペダル - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,207 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Jinpachi T., Yuusuke M., Hayato S., Yasutomo A.
Of Fake Fairytales and Faux Amour by Lyrical Rawr reviews
Miles desperately needs a way to get rid of an unwanted admirer, and what better way is there than to pretend to date his very male, straight best friend and rival? It sounded so foolproof in his head...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 158,492 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick
Insane by tweekers.luvs.u.16 reviews
My name's Tweek Tweak. I've lived in a mental institution since I was five. From the moment I met my doctor's son, Craig Tucker, I knew I liked him. A lot. Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,486 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 12/22/2011 - [Craig T., Tweek T.]
Some Boys Are Monsters by Eerily reviews
What do you get when you take a love sick puppy and taunt him with all his wildest desires and heated nights of forbidden passion? Why, a monster, of course. At least that's what Tweek has come to believe after confessing his feelings to his taken best friend.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,927 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Expo '86 by Vcorrigan reviews
Enter the psyche of society's base, add in numerous illegal substances, and you've got the expo of the century. Because neither can admit their faults, their feelings, the one thing that matters may be lost through their projections onto others. Tweek/Craig
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 194,121 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Catnip by RukawaGF reviews
Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,513 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 2,084 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Chicken and Waffles by SpellboundWinter reviews
Kevin gets a surprise visitor during the night with an empty stomach. Who could it possibly be? Stolovan. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
The Ultimate Sophistication by LeoInuyuka reviews
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. She, unfortunately, had neither. OC-Centric
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,131 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Generation of Miracle, OC
Dude, I Totally Miss You by EbbyGothic reviews
Once reaching adulthood Kenny forms an online friendship with Craig. How will a jaded, hostile Kenny take it when the person he talks to daily goes away and can't contact him for over a week. (No ship... Just friendship. No homo. This one shot has a higher purpose.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Craig T., Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Now Your Life's No Longer Empty by rensrenegade reviews
Somewhere down the line he lost his son. But as he looked in the living room, he realized he really didn't. Stan still lived on in the lives of his best friends. They carried pieces of him wherever they went; always. They chose to live their lives to make him proud. Now Randy couldnt help but wonder if he would be proud of him...?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2014
Stars by Draikinator reviews
I was fourteen when Kenny broke. Kyle's PoV, oneshot, no ship.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Before and After by Shaddic reviews
This is the story of Mike and Mal's past before Mike was adopted by the Skinners and what took place after.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 232,745 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Mike, Mal - Complete
Catch Me If You Can by scarylolita reviews
The boys are off to college and Cartman insists they participate in the frosh week scavenger hunt. They'll be getting drunk, getting naked, getting lucky and perhaps even arrested, but unfortunately, they aren't in for purely fun and games. The past comes back to haunt them and they're all forced to pay the price for childhood mistakes they once buried. Slash, Kyman & Crenny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,668 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] [Kenny M., Craig T.] - Complete
Adherence by ToxiNeena reviews
The bond between Natsu and Lucy is profound, undoubtedly the strongest, and the hardest to shatter. But, after one mistake made in the dark, and the interference of unforeseen forces, the two are being pushed together in a way they never knew…while simultaneously being torn apart.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 207,229 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Cold Blood by scarylolita reviews
Craig Tucker brings a gun to school and he plans on using it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Clyde D., Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Hell Isn't Good by scarylolita reviews
Given the gift of rebirth, Kenny McCormick has made it his responsibility to die with those too afraid to do it alone, offering himself as an escort to the afterlife. Next on this list is Stan Marsh. Slash, Stenny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2014 - [Stan M., Kenny M.] Kyle B. - Complete
About Last Night by scarylolita reviews
Kenny thinks it will be a good idea to start a no strings attached hook up session with one of his friends … However, things don't go as smooth as he hopes and he is forced to experience a roller coaster of suppressed emotions in the form of Craig Tucker. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,336 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 11/22/2013 - [Kenny M., Craig T.] - Complete
Between You and Me by Kankokujinpoi reviews
Kenny feels alone and tired of his everyday routine. He receives a letter in the mail from Wyoming State Prison. He's not the only one. Craig Tucker has it worse.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,663 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Kenny M., Craig T.
Recon Incorporated by freshia reviews
He was just looking for a way to pay the bills — a job that was easy, fun, and something he was into. Where could he possibly go wrong with a travel agency? Assistant!Eren Boss!Rivaille; Office AU.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,379 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Losing You by Brat-Child3 reviews
After falling for Kyle, whose heart is already taken, playboy Kenny becomes the only link of communication between Stan and Kyle: The living and the dead. -Full summary inside-
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,422 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Hold Fast by scarylolita reviews
Kyle returns to South Park after being gone for nearly ten years; however, the person to return isn't the one who left. Kenny now has to deal with past relationships, broken friendships, a sick roommate, his drug dealing family, and a very secretive redhead all while trying to maintain normalcy. In the end, it's harder than it looks and he seeks comfort in danger. Dark themes, K2.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,517 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - [Kenny M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Change by toxiclovedrops reviews
What if Marshall Lee was the one who found Fionna first instead of Cake's parents? How would the discovery of this mere girl affect the Vampire Teen's life?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,449 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
More Ways to Die by NCC-24601 reviews
For an end-of-term school project, Kenny teams up with Craig to research and make a presentation on crime and punishment - or more specifically, capital punishment. Over the course of the project, though, Craig ends up finding out a little more than he bargained for.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,645 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
My Kingdom Awaits by scarlettshazam reviews
Butters escapes a long-term abusive relationship with Cartman to return home to South Park. There, he finds his parents gone and himself becoming nanny to Kenny McCormick's children. Bunny ficlet. Dedicated to Mary.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,505 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Herbert Garrison's Night School for Unwed Fathers by hollycomb reviews
Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy, Craig/Tweek, Token/Clyde
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 208,844 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
If You're Bored, Then You're Boring by scarlettshazam reviews
Craig is miserable and alone, and can't solve his problems without using his fists. Tweek reappears in South Park for the first time in over a year, leaving chaos everywhere he goes. But sometimes, chaos can change things for the better. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,451 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Truth and Reality by Koi Carp reviews
Cartman decides to create a reality show of Kyle, Stan, Craig, Tweek, Kenny and Butters living under one roof for 20 days. Slash. Language. Kyle's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,523 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Kyle B., Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
The Scenic Route by hollycomb reviews
The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 122,344 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Chronic by thirteen-forty-two reviews
Izaya suffers with chronic migraines, and quickly discovers that Shizuo is the only one who can help.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 94,806 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
I'm Bored, You're Amorous by PachucaSunrise reviews
When Cartman finds out that Butters has a crush on Kenny, he comes up with a nefarious scheme: make Butters believe that Kenny is in love with him. Butters/Kenny, CartmanxWendy, and Stan/Kyle. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 155,229 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
So Red And Black by d r a m a t i s . e c h o reviews
A fanfic focusing on the deliciously smexy pairing of Cryle. When Kyle and Craig start seeing one another, their best friends aren't happy. Will Craig and Kyle's relationship endure through the unfair hardships forced upon them by Tweek and Stan?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,986 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Craig T., Kyle B. - Complete
Possession by Courtanie reviews
Kenny isn't the only one sick of his constant dying. Now a pawn in the Devil's playground, he must fight for himself and a certain Jew to keep them from falling apart. K2 slash; M for...many many reasons
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 472,831 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
The Improper Use Of Mobiles by Peeve-danna reviews
Tracey has always taken care of everyone. Maybe it's time she took care of herself for once. After all, it's only so long before they all grow up. Multiple pairings mainly OC but includes a little Stendy and Cutters.. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN IS UP!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,890 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Craig T., Kenny M., Kyle B., OC
Addict by mr. eames reviews
Craig was addicted to a lot of things. Overuse of non-verbal swearing, cigarettes and even lying. But he really only needed one thing, even if he didn't realize it. He didn't need anything else but him. Craig/Tweek, multiple side pairings. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,959 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Short Stories with Tragic Endings by Faery Goddyss reviews
Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends. StanBebe ending in StanKyle. COMPLETE w/ EPI.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 276,896 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Always a Bridesmaid by Seaouryou reviews
The receptionist took one look at them and asked, “Groom running away with the best man?” Kyle sputtered a negative, but Stan asked curiously, “Does that happen often?” She shrugged. “About as often as you’d think.”
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete