Quiet One
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Joined 05-03-02, id: 208507
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Hello!
How are you all out there? Good I hope. Ah well.
On with the bio. Its about time I changed this. What to say? Hmm...
First a few quotes. (belonging to those noted).

~Moses said, hitch up your camel, pick up your shovel and move your ass, cause we're heading for the promised land. Roosevelt said unhitch your camel, put down your shovel, and sit on your ass cause we're in the promised land. Bush is going to outsource your camel, tax your shovel, kick you in the ass and say there is is no promised land. -Senator John Kerry
~Snakes don't wear vests because they don't have any arms -Stephan Wright.
~The Gods use us mortals as footballs. -Plautus
~"The mail men are watching you!" (Inside joke)

Story Update!

Lacrimae Rerum: FINISHED! haha. I am aware that there are a lot of mistakes in it, but I just haven't had time to go back and fix them. Sorry!

From the Eyes of a Serpents Follower/ Haunted: Explanation at top of chapter one in bold.

Nunc Aut Nunquam: A pirates of the Caribbean fic. My first of the genre. This fic will be very long, and don't expect it to be particularly bright and cheery all the way through. A demented sort of Jack/Ana pairing. Posts are slow in coming but note in it NOT abandoned. If it was you would know, so keep checking back. Tenth chapter is now finished, I'm just fighting with the site to be able to post it.

Alright then, now for a little about me:

Fav books (in no particular order):

~Sabriel and its sequels Lirael, and Abhorsen -Garth Nix
~The Winter of Fire -Sherryl Jordan
~A Great and Terrible Beauty -Libba Bray

Fav movies:

~Monty Python and the Holy Grail/Life of Bryan~Pirates of the Caribbean ( I admit it! I'm obsessed!)

Most listened to CDs: ~Nirvana (the strings tibute to them is awesome too)~Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack ~Nine Inch Nails ~Rancid ~Dropkick Murphy's ~Voo Doo Glowskulls ~Tsunami Bomb ~Pennywise ~Mad Caddies-awesome band. Like punk, jazz, and ragtime, all in one. ~Bad Religion ~Flogging Molly /So/ much better live then on the discs. Totally different band! ~Distillers ~NOFX ~Iggy Pop ~Throw Rag

Anything else you wanna know? No? All right. I thought as much.

Anyway- Tootles!


I shall now leave you with a question to ponder:
~If an astronaut and a caveman got in a fight, who would win?

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In the Rising Consciousness of a Prankster by Sneezy Mouse reviews
Fred and Hermione are still together and still very happy. However, with the pre-wedding stress that befalls the two, the plans may or may not go off without a hitch. Still, Fred chronicles it all in his entertaining way. AU as of OoTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,886 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Hermione G., George W.
And Now For Something Completely Different by aleximoon reviews
When Sirius goes to Hermione looking for the truth behind the supposed deaths of Harry and Ron long hidden feelings come to light. Chapter 24 & 25 are up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,922 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Monkey! by Space Cowgirl reviews
The untold origins of Jack, Captain Barbossa's monkey...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/31/2003
Intelligent Conversations by Backroads reviews
What Crabbe and Goyle talk about when no one is around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Gregory G., Vincent C. - Complete
Lian: Part Two by Hollie Black reviews
Continued story of Lian in which she travels to Mirkwood. On the road she and her companions are met with new enemies and the threat of another war in ME. With such large problems, theres nothing one as small as Lian could do to help..is there?CHAP10 UP
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,374 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/4/2003 - Published: 9/24/2002
Harry Potter and the Master's Mirror by T.H.W reviews
In fifth year, Harry Potter and his friends return to school early after a murder is committed against one of their number. What do all-seeing eyes, a teacher, a vengeful ghost and a mysterious phrase the 'Master's Mirror' have in common? Not Ootp
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 200,404 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2003 - Published: 7/28/2002 - George W., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Song of Deception by Hollie Black reviews
She seems normal, fitting in well with the other 5th yrs. But something about the new girl has Hermione on egde, suspecting darker things-perhaps involving the Dark Lord himself. Rollercoaster of plot twists & turns! ***Important Author's Note Added***
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,307 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 9/18/2002
The Prince of Gondor by Hollie Black reviews
Book 2 of The Children of Gondor Trilogy-As the Prince of Gondor, Eldarion's youth was grand, until fate decided to twist things to its own purposes. Now he has one chance to set things right, to save those he loves from the threat in the South *chap7 up*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,505 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 9/5/2002
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Nunc Aut Nunquam reviews
Upon the death of her mother, Anamaria Thomson is sent to live on her fathers pirate vessel. If only she had any idea what awaited her there. Love, friendship, raids and a mysterious new crewmate who seems more then a little attracted to her. JackAna
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,440 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 7/21/2003
From the Eyes of a Serpents Follower reviews
Bella has escaped from Azkaban to continue with her violent ways. Or so she thought. A terrible accident leaves her alone and confused, yet finally gives her a long awaited chance for redemption. Rating upped for violence and 'dark themes.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Bellatrix L.
Lacrimae Rerum reviews
A short story from the point of view of one of the children that had to fight in the battle of Helms Deep. Rating just to be safe, contains mild violence. Epilogue posted
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Complete