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Joined 09-15-09, id: 2085222, Profile Updated: 10-29-09
Author has written 7 stories for I Luv Halloween, Scream, Paranoia Agent, and South Park.

Name: Kelsey Dahmer.

Nickname: Randal.

Gender: Female.

Age: 15.

Sexual orientation: Bisexual.

Marital Status: Taken.

Philosophy: Hail Satan.

Likes: Slash. Jeffrey Dahmer. Crimonology. Stand-up comedy. Cannibalism. Your guts.

Dislikes: Posers. Emo kids. Hypocrites. Wannabes. Religion freaks. Twitards.

Favorite movie: Cabin Fever. Also: Black Sheep. Scream. Joe's Apartment. Tremors.

Favorite actor: James DeBello.

Favorite band: Macabre. Also: Hatebreed, Goatwhore, Cannibal Corpse, and CombiChrist.

OTPs: Jeffrey Dahmer x Ted Bundy. Jeff x Bert (Cabin Fever). Billy x Stu (Scream). Bubbles x Squeak (i luv Halloween). Tulio x Miguel (The Road to El Dorado). Dan Halen x Early Cuyler (Squidbillies).

Other shit: I'm Goth, love slash, and, on a astronomical level, boring. Yayyy~ I'm active on MySpace (Www.Myspace.com/dahmerdahmer) , Facebook (Www.Facebook.com.kelsey.dahmer) , and deviantart. (Www.Deviantart.apple-lurve.com)

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Maybe You're Not Looking by Into Shreds reviews
They met in the prime of their childhood, where the streets of Elm and Parklane collided in a sharp corner, on the evening of October 31st. FinchxDevilLad
I Luv Halloween - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
Idle Thoughts by Synnerxx reviews
Billy lets his thoughts wander. Billy/Stu drabble.
Scream - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
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The Little Death reviews
Curly Goth/Red Goth.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Curly Goth, Red Goth
Not So Bad reviews
Curly Goth Evan x Red Goth Dylan . Evan contemplates a kiss. Shitty drabble.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Curly Goth, Red Goth - Complete
The Three Murderers reviews
South Park! Ted Bundy/South Park! Jeffrey Dahmer. Since I slash the two IRL, I couldn't resist slashing their South Park equivilents from the Hell On Earth 2006 episode.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction reviews
Tsukiko dreams. Playing with the idea of Lil' Slugger/Tsukiko
Paranoia Agent - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
Fags Are Fags
Quickie Bubbles/Squeak. Slight lemon.
I Luv Halloween - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/29/2009
Millenium reviews
Just a little slash drabble, working with the pairing of Billy and Stu. So yeah. Billy/Stu.
Scream - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
PDA reviews
A short, fluffy little slash drabble. Bubbles x Squeak.
I Luv Halloween - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete