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Joined 09-15-09, id: 2085305, Profile Updated: 02-15-10
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Fairy Tales.

I am obsessed with Harry Potter.

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98 of teenaged girls would die if Stephanie Meyer said breathing wasn't cool. Post this if you'd be the 2 laughing their Seth off.

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They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed right... I hate the doctors =@

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (September 19! Don't forget!)

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Now, Disney made the Pirates of the Caribbean films and it was a big success! If you love the POTC series and think that it will soon be a everlasting classic of Disney, copy and paste.

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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

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Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you think believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. WOOOO! GO REMUS!

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

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I'm sarcastic, always, and I love it.

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Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" or "We're not quite sure..."

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If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

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If you're not stupid enough to believe music causes suicide, copy and paste.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

Quizzes!

1. Maximum Ride

2. Fang

3. Iggy

4. Nudge

5. Omega

6. Harry Potter

7. Draco Malfoy

8. Hermione Granger

9. Ron Weasley

10. Neville Longbottom

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I would ask her why she woke me up.

Number 2 asked you to go out with her?

YES YES YES YES YES!!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

No problem. He is blind. Lucky me.

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Cool, but odd. Nudge is a little young for marriage.

5 cooked you dinner?

That may be interesting.

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Goodbye, pheonix feather wand.

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

OMG!! THAT IS WHERE I GET MY WIZARDING BLOOD!!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Auror work is dangerous.

9 made fun of your friends?

RON!! THAT IS SO NOT SUPRISING!!

10 ignored you all the time?

Poor Neville. He is missing out on a lot.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Beat them up.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Calls three to set the bone and sits by my bedside until I heal, while mentioning how much faster bird kids heal.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Hmmm... A mystery...

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Nudge comes in and drags me out, yakking away all the while.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

Omega... Probably just shake his head to warn me.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Harry is so happy for Neville because I am awesome.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Draco! Just proving his existance!

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

A spell of some sort.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Thinking I cheated to enter!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Laugh nervously...

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Weird... I would love to have adventures!

2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Fang and Ron... Quite a kooky couple, you'll agree.

You're dating number 3 and introduce her to your parents. Will they get along?

They will be so supportive!!

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

It means Nudge keeps her husband.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

NO!

6 appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Everyone knows Harry is not the most sensitive person... But this is too far.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Draco likes short hair...

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

Ron is waiting for her.

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

1 offers you a CD. Considereing his tastes, do you listen to it?

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does she stay?

3 told 6 she started her period.

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

7 got high.

8 reads your fanfictions an complains. What is it about?

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him?

10 starts working at a bar..

1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2.

1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you?

2 is in love with 4, she confesses. how does 4 respond?

3 is a drug addict. what do you do?

4 kiss 8. what's your reaction?

5 wants to go to hansmall. what is he going to buy from there?

6 kisses your boyfriend. what do you do?

7 is missing .where do you go to look for him?

8 needs a tutor. on what subject does she need tutoring?

9 wants to be a cheerleader. what do you say?

10 hates you. why?

1 gives you a teddy bear. why?

2 and 6 are fighting. what do you do?

3 ate 7. what's your reaction?

4 died. how?

5 turns invisible. what does he do to you?

6 loses memory. you have to give her a new memory. what do you say to her?

7 is having her baby today! what's her/his name?

8 is a pervert. he's coming right at you. what do you do?

9 is going through a tough break up. how do you cheer her up?

10 broke up with 9. what do you do?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A 90s CHILD IF... Bold what you are.

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World,
Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time (or just to hear it)
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles
.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
x At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
X Go to your mom for advice. (Sometimes)
X You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance. (both)
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
X You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL:6

Weirdness... I am a girl

Have you Been to A Release Party?
Yes and it was AWESOME!!

Ever cried while reading one of the books?
No.

A Movie?
No.

Books or Movies?
Books.

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Most nights.

Been To A Fansite?
I have been to HUNDREDS!!

Been to JKR’s Site?
Yes. I have also spent days exploring it and have done many things. (but if anyone knows what to do with the potions near the Room of Requirment...)

Have You Ever Roleplayed?
Yes.

Did you use to have an absurd theory?
Kinda...

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
NEVER!!

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
Yes.

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
No.

Notice That If Harry & Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
Yes.

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
No.

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?
Many, many times.

Do you write fanfiction?
Yes.

Do you like to write fanfiction?
Yes, but I like reading better.

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Yes. looks around room a ton of Harry Potter stuff

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
Sadly, no.

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
Working on one...

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
My friends are not as obsessed as me, but I think I am more Luna and Ginny mixed.

Do You Agree With This?
Yes.

Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?
No.

What Are They?
N/A

Do you object to being Called By them?
No, I would love being called someone from Harry Potter.

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
Very. However, I am not supportive of their not obsession.

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
Loads. With Etarian.

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
Most things I relate.

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
YES!!

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
Definatly. Even if I am a little to old to start.

Have you re-read the books?
Yes.

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
Nope. No one would come.

37 Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at every floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.

10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.

23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then looks shocked and disgusted when others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.

35. When the door close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

How To Be An Edward Cullen

1. Wear Sparkly Body Lotion.

2. Dye Your Hair Strange Colours In The Following Shades Of Brown, Bronze & Gold.

3. Gel It In A Strange Form, With Random Bits & Pieces Sticking Out Everywhere.

4. Buy Gold, Amber, Dark Brown, Emerald, Topaz & Black Contact Lenses & Change It Regularly.

5. Stalk The Girl You Like.

6. Climb Up Her Bedroom Window (Don't Forget To Bring Oil, Just Incase It Jams) While She Sleeps.

7. Get A Perverted Satisfaction If/When She Says Your Name In Her Sleep.

8. Have Strange Mood Swings (Or Be Bipolar)

9. Be Impossibly Protective Of Her.

10. Tell Her You're A Killer, But You Can't Stay Away From Her.

11. Tell Her She Is Like An Illegal Substance To You, Preferrably Something Like Heroin, Which Dulls The Senses And Intoxicates The Body With Poison. (She'll Love That)

12. Make Her Faint When You Kiss Her.

13. Look At Her In A Way She Gets Temporary Amnesia.

14. Drive Like A Maniac.

15. Dump Her. (It's For The Best) Then Go Commit Suicide Whenever She Tries To Do Any Recreational Sports (God Forbid She Play Ping Pong)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be in love with them all.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a sissy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a perfectionist.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

Quotes:

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them nearly as much"

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."

Curiosity was framed. Stupidity killed the cat.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does make a more pleasant form of misery.

"Good morning" is a contradiction of terms.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Anyone who says something is "as easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

If you try to fail, but succeed, which have you really done?

Never explain. Your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe you anyway.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice-cream, which is kind of the same thing.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

Guys aren't worth your tears.

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goood

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You shall be my squishy!

"Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross…That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering'--sorry about that--but there's a thing that could be a sun…hang on…that means 'great happiness'…so you're going to suffer but be very happy…"

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo

Live dangerous…Run with scissors.

I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying

Love is like snot. You keep picking at it until you get to it, then you wonder what to do with it.

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

"After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you “it won't hurt a bit,” and then he catches his hand in the drill."

"Never hire a colorblind electrician."

"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it."

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Someone once told me that happiness was just around the corner. I told them that world is round.

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormous caterpillar.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

My friend's the kind of person that will break the silence at my funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

People have the right to be stupid, but some people abuse that privilege.

To err is human. To really screw things up you need a computer.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Be nice to losers. One day they might be cool!

You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.

It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

If the good die young, I will live forever

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Blame confusion on the Nargles.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

You can fight Voldemort, and still keep radish earrings at the height of fashion.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Everything always turns out in the end.

Being different is okay. Being different makes you special.

Just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it's there.

Learning to dance in the rain is learning how to live; don't wait for the storm to pass.

You'll find someone someday, you just have to wait. Good things come to those who wait.

Even if odds are still against you, you're still fighting. Don't give up. Don't let it go.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

I don't need romance, I have goldfish.

A room without books is like a body without a soul.

I can kill you with my brain.

Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid.

It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is).

I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am elligable to boast about my intellegence level in your face.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Hufflepuffs kick butt too.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

All we got was Cedric... and that didn't turn out so good, did it?

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the Slip 'n' Slide!

Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Don't hate us beacause we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your butt at everything.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

"I've been able to see them ever since my first year here. They've always pulled the carriages. Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am."- Luna Lovegood

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib."

"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

I can resist anything but temptation

"Sleep is a pathological disorder caused by lacking amounts of caffeine in the bloodstream."

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

"If you live to be 100, I hope to live to be 100 minus one, so that way I will never have to live without you."

"Some people care too much. I think it's called love."

An oral contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.-- Samuel Goldwyn

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?-- Frank Moore Colby(The Colby Essays)

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.-- Demetri Martin

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.- Ronnie Barker(from the Two Ronnies, 1972, BBC)

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.'
The doctor says, 'It's old age.'
The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.'
The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'-- Tommy Cooper

A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, "Did you miss a step?"

"No," he answers, "I hit every one of them!"-- Milton Berle

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal!

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ' Happy Birthday .'

How young can you die of old age?-- Steven Wright

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done...

The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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Truth or Dare? Bear? by Vomast reviews
What happens when the Flock plays Truth or Dare? Plenty of FAX in this one for all you FAX lovers! Sorry, so sorry, I wrote this when I was fourteen.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Waking the Witch by Naughty Nylon reviews
Pansy Parkinson decides sometimes it's better to fantasies about Draco than it is to actually listen to him, but her fantasy over dinner takes an interesting and disturbing turn! PansyxDraco PansyxOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Pansy P.
The Turbulent Love Life Of Luna Lovegood by Evidel reviews
Luna searches for love. Naturally, she does it in her own unique way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Luna L.
Change Hurts by SNS4444 reviews
Fang is gone, and Max isn't sure how to go on. Will anything make her feel whole again? Fang searches for a new flock. Dylan struggles with his feelings for Max. The flock is unstable, so what will happen when danger finds them? It always does.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010
Broken Hearts Are Reckless by celtic-dreamscape-94 reviews
Hermione’s seen Ron and Lavender together one too many times today and broken hearts are reckless, but the results of what happens might just make her day. One-shot. It's not exactly hurt/comfort, more just hurt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Fangs Frustration by X. The Marauders .X reviews
FXM/fax/fang and max, can i make it any clearer? big fan of this pairing i am. Fang and Max have a little time to themselves... after the daily battle with the evil erasers... of course... read and reveiw plz!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
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Cinderella has a secret reviews
Okay I stink at summaries... but this is just something that popped into my head after reading a two hundred and something page long version of Cinderella. Enjoy! R&R
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/18/2010
Ron in a Muggle Candy Shop
What happens when Ron is surrounded my sweets... from a different world? Muggle London is not his place, but can Ron learn the different candies of the muggle trade?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 620 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Ron W.
Terrified
What if Ron and Hermione got divorced? How would Hermione like it if her children were taken away? Where was a little squib found?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 851 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Hermione G.
Parvati Wonders
What happened to Parvati after the final battle, after her other half died?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 621 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Parvati P.