IoanNemos
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Joined 09-15-09, id: 2085563, Profile Updated: 11-29-14
Author has written 10 stories for Lord of the Rings, NCIS, Star Wars, Sherlock, Leverage, Portal, and Supernatural.

Christian female in her 20s, introverted artist type, reader of books/fanfic, listener of all kinds of music, and dreamer of horribly wonderful fanfic dreams.

Something resembling my top ten favorite books, in alphabetical order:
The Bible, The Complete Sherlock Holmes, The Great Divorce, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hogfather, Jane Eyre, Moby Dick, Nicholas Nickleby, Nightmare Academy, Of Mice and Men

Something resembling my top ten favorite musicians/bands, in alphabetical order:
Chris Rice, Coldplay, Freelance Whales, The Fray, Howard Shore, Lifehouse, Owl City, Newsboys, Steven Curtis Chapman, Switchfoot

Something resembling my top ten favorite TV shows, in alphabetical order:
Breaking Bad, Criminal Minds, Firefly, Inspector Lynley, Law & Order, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Leverage, Sherlock, Supernatural, Wallander

Something resembling my top ten movies, in alphabetical order:
The Brave Little Toaster, How to Train Your Dragon, Inception, Muppet Treasure Island, National Treasure, Of Mice and Men, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead, The Sixth Sense, Treasure Planet, Toy Story 3

--UPDATE NOVEMBER 29 '14--

I AM NOT DEAD (nor do I sleep x_x). I swear to Chuck I'm still working on Good Company, I'm just super-distracted by other stories in other fandoms. MUSE Y U NO HELPFUL EVAR. There is something of a... gosh, idk, midquel? Is that a thing? in the works also. As I wrote on my tumblr about it:

Taking place before Bad Company, Merry Fudging Christmas will be from Sam’s perspective as he spends his first three months— November, December, and January —alone.

It's in present tense, and maybe a little more... spacey? than Bad Company. Anyone who's read Bad Company knows that Sam isn't in a good headspace. This story gets into that headspace. It isn't pleasant. As noted in canon, Sam can get a little loose-cannon (ahaha) when his brother's not around, so... yeah. Fun times for all. If I can get the first chapter written I might break my own rule and post it without waiting for the whole thing to be done. (LE GASP.) It will be filled with such fun things as more r-rated language, panic attacks, self-loathing, self-medication, self-imposed selective mutism, load of guilt, lots of drinking, general recklessness, a very lonely Thanksgiving, a very lonely Christmas, a very lonely celebration of his brother's birthday, and texting. IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU'D BE INTERESTED IN READING PLEASE MESSAGE ME OR SOMETHING (yeah no one's seeing this) I AM A DESPERATE WRITER FILLED WITH A DESPERATE NEED FOR APPROVAL (it's pretty sad, actually. I've read the positive reviews for Bad Company and Sam Is... idk, but it's probably a pathetic number of times.) PLEASE FEED THE BEAST (I'm sorry, it's 3am, I'm going to bed now. But I just added like two lines to Good Company, so I'm irrationally hopeful that the writer's block is over.)

deviantArt page: http://ioannemos.deviantart.com/

Artwork on which I based Through the Fog: http://youko-sway.deviantart.com/art/Dystopian-Sherlock-192185406

Whence cometh the Latin phrases for Fulcrum: http://www.yuni.com/library/latin.html

tumblr: ioannemos.tumblr.com

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Come Downstairs and Say Hello by wrathkitty reviews
With Wheatley in tow, Chell might as well write "DISPENSE PRODUCT HERE" on her shirt and throw herself in front of a turret - but she can't leave him behind, either. Selective mutism, sarcasm, and a perfectly passive aggressive A.I., all wrapped into one what-if-Chell-caught-Wheatley fic. Trying to stick as closely to canon as possible, other than the whole pesky what-if business.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,867 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
such fragile, broken things by BookkeeperThe reviews
Sam wishes that Dean would just get it over with already. [post-Lucifer Rising]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
How John Coped by fleetwood-mouse reviews
It wasn't exactly how he'd thought that John would cope, but they were, after all, English. Maybe it had been unrealistic to expect an emotional reunion, a charged exchange, an embrace his arms weren't quite sure how to return, a fist to the jaw. Instead, he would slip seamlessly back into life at 221B, and life would go on like it had, except when John would go silent and blank.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,475 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
And A Doctor by StillWaters1 reviews
It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,393 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
That's When Angels Cry by EmRose92 reviews
"When it rains, it means the angels are crying." "And why would angels cry?" "Because…something made them sad?" Sherlock and John are on a case, and something goes horribly wrong. Warning: major character death. Rated just in case.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Old News by Maz101 reviews
Emotional pressures send Danny into a tailspin. Five-0 must deal with the ramifications, as well as a triple murder inquiry. Danny/Steve friendship & team-case fic. Angst/Hurt/Comfort/Drama. Non slash.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,340 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
The Case of the Mysterious Fob Watch by Deastrumquodvicis reviews
Sherlock and John find a fob watch that neither of them can trace.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W. - Complete
Leveraging the Odds by LadyArin reviews
The rich and powerful Capitol takes what it wants. To survive the Hunger Games, you need ... leverage. May the odds be ever in your favor. Now complete!
Crossover - Hunger Games & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Complete
The Right Way to Fall by Sholio reviews
AU in which Neal has survived his reckless art-thief career mostly because he has a literal guardian angel. Guess who.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,675 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Shelter on a Foreign Shore by Sholio reviews
AU. Peter, disabled on the job, buys a farm with El in upstate New York and raises horses. But retirement isn't suiting Peter so well, which means it's probably just as well when an injured forger turns up on their doorstep with trouble behind him.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67,500 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Sine Qua Non by Sequitur reviews
Season Three-Four gap. The Director has her reservations about the team leader position, McGee and Ziva have a cunning and psychotic plan, and Tony has a mental breakdown. Sort of, anyway.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
It's a What? by peacefulsands reviews
Eliot doesn't know what it is or what he's supposed to do with it.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Eliot S., Alec H. - Complete
Not Without Me by Jennistar1 reviews
Halfway through Sherlock's Great Hiatus, Mycroft comes to him with the news that John has died. But all is not what it seems…
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Break Even Point by Faye Dartmouth reviews
The fact is he doesn't know how to separate Danny Williams from Turk Malloy anymore. The lines are blurred and the guise is deeper than the reality. He's not one or the other, but he's a little of both. Crossover with Oceans Eleven.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,637 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Danny W. - Complete
Féileacán by xcgirl08 reviews
Freckle was doubtful at first, when Cousin Rocky told him that the lumpy little thing he called a cocoon was going to become a butterfly. Rocky had, after all, also told him that blue butterflies were carnivorous and liked to bite people's noses off.
Lackadaisy - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Freckle M., Rocky R. - Complete
A Sketch in Octarine by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Hanna Falk Cross has one particularly mysterious aquaintance, the kind who shows up in your room just when you're finally feeling safe, and he doesn't seem to want to take no for an answer. Well, it's not as if many people say yes to him.
Crossover - Discworld & Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Death, Hanna F. - Complete
YOU KNOW JOHN WATSON WAS READY FOR THIS by stephomi reviews
When zombies attack, John Watson is ready. After all, he's been waiting for this day.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
An Exercise in Exasperation by Lear's Daughter reviews
The Leverage crew goes to the movies. This is more difficult than it sounds. TWP: team!fic without plot.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Eliot S., Nathan F. - Complete
A Question Unasked by Tinkerbell Faerie 2 reviews
Tony's a regular visitor in Gibbs' basement. Why is he there? Gibbs doesn't want to ask. Friendship.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
A Good Man by Grindylowe reviews
Mordecai faces an ... uncomfortable situation.
Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Mordecai H. - Complete
In Reverse by sodakey reviews
After Faith, a job has the boys looking for missing hikers in Wyoming. While Sam worries it’s connected to what happened to Dean ten years ago, Dean wonders if Sam would be better off back in the world of normal.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,382 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Small Packages by Vee017 reviews
ObiWan drabble. When everyone around you is at least a head taller, it’s a bit hard not to notice.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
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Sam Is reviews
Sam is a normal baby. Then he isn't. ::: Regressive-autism!Sam AU. I do not have autism, nor do I personally know anyone with it, so I sincerely apologize if my research is insufficient.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., John W. - Complete
Bad Company reviews
AU post-4.06ish, rated T for language and themes. ::: Everything changes (again) for amnesiac Dean Barrow after the stranger who half-crashed into his garage turns out to be his self-destructing, secret-keeping younger brother.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,733 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Sam W., Dean W.
I Loved You First reviews
"Now, maybe you don't have any tumors. Well, don't worry ... we took care of that too." ::: Human!Wheatley x Chell, song-inspired drabbles. Warning: character death.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Fulcrum reviews
ful·crum; Latin; noun: the support, or point of rest, on which a lever turns in moving a body. ::: Quotes in Latin meet Leverage 100-word drabbles. WIP, but each is complete. Rated T for safety.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Nathan F.
Through the Fog reviews
Bombs have fallen and the lights have gone out. John follows the man with the torch. Post-apocalyptic AU in free-verse poetry.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Fortune Cookie reviews
He can always predict the fortunes in the cookies. Well, almost always.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Honest reviews
KotOR II fic - LS!F!Exile. ::: She lives for him. I live for her. ::: Rated T to be safe.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Atton R., Mical/Disciple - Complete
Deep Down reviews
Bars, both wooden and metal. Behind one as a child, behind the other as an adult. ::: Second chapter an addition of sorts to Frame-Up.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Darned Squirrels reviews
Most of the time squirrels hide nuts. Sometimes they throw them. Two reactions to the latter. K-plus to be safe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Eowyn's Contribution reviews
Movie-based. We know Eowyn foisted her stew on Aragorn, and tried to give some to Gimli, who dodged that bullet. What happened when she offered it to the third of the Three Hunters?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Eowyn, Legolas - Complete
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