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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Glee.

Hello... I never know what to put in these things... I'm Turkish.
I love Harry Potter, Supernatural, Flash, Hobbit, Glee, Star Trek, Sherlock, Hannibal, Arrow, Hunger Games, and many more that I can't think of right now. Most of what I write is slash. I love ending my fics with a memorable line for some reason. lol Usually something funny.
I am 27 years of age and I live in the most beautiful state, Oregon.

I am also completely in love with Mads Mikkelsen, Wentworth Miller and Grant Gustin. Sigh.

Also I love Wicked. It's amazing.

If anyone out there is waiting for an update to Like A Trash Can Fire In A Prison Cell, although I doubt that it's good enough that people will be clamoring for updates, I'm very sorry for not updating. I'm not gonna make up excuses. I'm a dick. I start smoking and all ambition just goes out the window. Sorry. I'll try to write soon.

Peace out girl scout. =]

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Last Homely Hole by ClassicalTorture reviews
Thorin wakes up in an unfamiliar room, feverish and in the care of a curious and quite gorgeous being. Last thing he remembers is tumbling down the hill in Hobbiton. Bilbo just wants to know who exactly did he have to lug to his house through the rain. Lots of new fanart to see in my profile for this! Also on AO3 /works/634116/chapters/1147495
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,863 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
A Matter for Ma'at by Dreamwind1 reviews
[Part 2 of The Heart of Wadj Wer Series] Finally Jim is about to graduate from Starfleet, to journey to the heavens and explore new worlds. But first he must defeat the mad Captain Nero and save Vulcan and Earth. [temp hiatus while under rewrite]
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,896 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 6/14/2011 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy/Bones, Sarek
Maybe We Can Find New Ways To Fall Apart by RemyDico5 reviews
John and Sherlock have just started to regain some normalcy at Baker Street when not only is Jim back from the dead but they have The Woman to deal with as well. A retelling of A Scandal in Belgravia. Sequel to What is Deserved and What is Owed
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,963 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 10/18/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
In The Graveyard by Teh Bay reviews
Shawn is certain that he's had a real psychic vision and he handles it the only way he knows how. Eventual Shassie. More within.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,103 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
Pregnant by ttfan111robstar1 reviews
What if Katniss really was pregnant during the Quarter Quell?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,005 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Texts: Complete Crack by HidingFromTheSpotlight reviews
About half a dozen cracky, slightly kinky texts... though it's implied only. I regret nothing.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Waltz of Hearts by KaWillGoOWMe26 reviews
Jared is now king, yet he lacks something important. JaredxElizabeth
Primal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 2/20/2012
Ratiocination The Logic Behind a Perfect Coffee by donutsweeper reviews
Sherlock is a barista and known for speaking to his customers bluntly and judging them by their orders, something John finds fascinating. AU
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Let Sleeping Detectives Lie by The Devil's Feet reviews
John comes home tired after a disappointing day to find Sherlock waiting. After a few kisses and touches, they fall asleep without shagging,for one of the first times in their entire history together! Which might be why John wakes up randy at 4 in the morning to find Sherlock, still sleeping, and in a similar state. But should he wake the detective up to fix their situation? PWP
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Illogical by Lic94 reviews
Sherlock Holmes didn't know his own limits. So when he spent five whole days without sleep, his mind tricks him. Fortunately, John is there to take care of him. The big problem arrives when Sherlock's mouth began to speak on his own…
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
At Dawn They Sleep by ScarlettWatson reviews
Vamp!lock AU set at the end of The Great Game, written for the Johnlock Challenges Gift Exchange for a prompt requesting Explicit Vamp!lock Fluff. The confrontation with Moriarty at the pool goes very differently, and the resulting revelations trigger a significant change in Sherlock's relationship with John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,056 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Teacher of the Year by Demelza Visconti reviews
When Bella turns onto the path of college, three men begin flirting with her, one being her professor. Fate gives Bella one of them, but the other refuses to let go. Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
The Composition of a Good Man by The-Unknown-Artist reviews
"If I had my way, I would kill everyone in the world minus John, and we would live alone in our own little apocalypse for the rest of eternity." Sherlock is a killer. John always remains by his side, despite everything.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The curious case of John's shaved legs by Drachenfliege reviews
There was something different about John when he left the bathroom. Everything pointed to the fact that he would probably have another of those dull dates tonight, everything apart from his smooth legs... It was then that Sherlock decided, that the matter needed a more hands-on examination.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Between Mars and Venus by theyleaveanote reviews
John was a gladiator until he got injured. To spare his life, Mycroft gave him to his brother, Sherlock, who never knew why he had accepted John in the first place. They grow closer, over time, and one day Sherlock lets slip - he never had a pleasant sexual experience. John wants to change that. Sherlock AU. Johnlock. Rated M for naughty reasons.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,813 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Carnal Desires by Luna Luce reviews
Summary: Edward and the rest of the family goes hunting for the weekend except Jasper who stays behind to watch Bella. But what happens when more than innocent thoughts and touches become involved. Will the two be able to resist the temptation.OOC/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,317 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Sweet Surrender by HamsterCastiel reviews
Omega!verse! Alpha!Sherlock and Omega!John. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have been flatmates for a year, when John goes in a sudden heat four days before his circkle.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,918 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 193 - Published: 3/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Fantastic Surprise by Eligh reviews
Jim discovers fan fiction. He is pleasantly surprised. Slash- boy smex. Don't like? eh... too bad for you. M for Kirk/Spock slash. NOW with a shiny new EPILOGUE!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,618 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
John is a Good Boy by MrTails reviews
Kink Meme: As it turns out, John is a better pick pocket than Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
You Can Call Me Babe Ruth by beckstar05 reviews
Swing batter, batter! Lassiter finds out that celebrating the win can be more fun than actually playing the game. Shassie SLASH.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Alliteration by evalentine reviews
Ianto Jones in the newest member of the Torchwood Three Team. After nine months Ianto still remains a very quiet and shy individual refusing any social interaction. This all changes after a late night phone call to Jack.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
All This Time by hannahthewordsmith reviews
When Loki meets Sherlock Holmes, he's immediately drawn to the genius mortal. But, like all humans, Holmes dies and Loki asks Hela to bring him back. Loki is shocked to discover who Holmes is reincarnated as. Holmes/Loki Tony/Loki SLASH
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,881 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011
Shadows of Tomorrow by ZephyrTheBunny reviews
"Even with the ski mask on, Kurt could tell it was Karofsky standing in the dim light of the window." Kurtofsky non/con-dub/con
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
You Can Call Me Rocky by beckstar05 reviews
A boxing training session doesn't go exactly how Lassiter planned but is that really a bad thing? Shassie SLASH!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
The Captain and the Consulting Detective by RemyDico5 reviews
Cabin Pressure Crossover. Sherlock is taking John on a surprise trip to Paris for a case. They've hired MJN air to take them and are shocked by the similarities Sherlock shares with a certain Captain. *Could become Mature Later on
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,470 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
The One You Win by shooting-stetsons reviews
In which a homeless child follows Sherlock home one day, and he isn't as heartless as one might think. Established S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,681 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 91 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This Gay Thing Is Pretty Awesome by lordofthepringles reviews
Dave has been accidentally outed at school. He receives comfort and support from the most unlikely source. This is a Puckurtofsky fic. So yeah a threesome between Puck/Dave/Kurt. It's basically PWP. CoWritten with Ambie720 from livejournal.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Reborn by ZephyrTheBunny reviews
David comes out of the closet, against his will. His friends aren't nearly as accepting as Kurt's were. Karofsky/Hummel, violence, redemption
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,639 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Let's Play by QueenKimo reviews
Dean hasn't seen Castiel since he transformed into god, and Sam mysteriously disappeared the same night. When the two of them appear a week later in Dean's motel room, things get a little physical. Lucifer!Sam/Dean/God!Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Rainbow Network by LucyToo reviews
Dave's therapist orders him to visit a gay-teen counseling website. One improbable coincidence later his life is completely ruined. At least until it's all made better. Slash, Kurtofsky
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,219 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Weakness by tigershatecinammon reviews
Finn can't resist it. Kurt's just so beautiful, even if he's only sixteen. Slash. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Can't be Normal by PteraWaters reviews
Puck always knew he was a boy, despite the body he'd been born into. No one outside his family minus his absentee father and his best friend Finn knew he used to be a girl. Not even his boyfriend. FTM!Puck. Puck/Kurt slash. AU. Rating changed to M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,621 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Worn This Way by BreeZombiee reviews
Knowing that there must be more closeted guys at McKinley, Kurt wears various Born This Way style shirts of what he sexually wants in order to coax the guys out of the closet. Fill for Glee Kink Meme Kurt/Everyone NC-17
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt the Kitten by RandomGirlWithStories reviews
Kurt decides to dress up and be a very naughty kitten for his and Puck's anniversary. Smutty, smutty smut. Don't read if you don't want pure smut with a hint of fluff.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
In Which Castiel Joins The Glee Club by HigherMagic reviews
Castiel joins the Glee club to help Dean and Sam out with a case, since they're too old and can't sing. Apparently Seraphim can sing - who knew? That and Dean apparently has a little thing for Adam Lambert... Dean/Castiel, Kurt/Blaine.
Crossover - Supernatural & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,800 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Castiel, Rachel B. - Complete
A Trick of Eros (Original Version) by Dreamwind1 reviews
Series: The Heart of Wadj Wer, Part 1 Spock meets temp. girl!Jim and falls in lust/love but is forced to return to Vulcan leaving behind a pregnant Jim. Teen fic! Pre-Reboot movie. Het/Slash, angst, preg/mpreg, genderswap, first time, WIP COMPLETE [Rewrite being posted on AO3]
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,405 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - [Spock, J. Kirk] [Amanda G., Sarek] - Complete
Whisper One Word by marie-bernard reviews
Dave will do anything for Kurt. All Kurt has to do is say the word. WARNINGS: Rape, violence, drug use. And Dave has a potty mouth.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,537 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Clouds Between Their Knees by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Kurt and Dave are left stranded in the woods after a deadly plane crash en route to Nationals. Rated M for language, physical trauma/pain, and eventual Kurtofsky smut!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,886 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Can't Take My Eyes Off You by TheGirlInThePinkScarf reviews
James can't take his eyes off of Jasper. Too shy to make a move, he watches him from afar. What happens when Jasper finally confronts him? One-shot. M for slash and lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,499 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - James, Jasper - Complete
Defies Calculation by JENGEORGE reviews
Future Fic. At the wedding of Will Schuester, Kurt realizes that he doesn't know this Puck at all. But he thinks he'd like to.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,382 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Car Ride Home by Jaddy Smith reviews
Kurt has no car and needs a ride home, he asks Finn and gets one, just not the kind he expected... ONE-SHOT MAY?BE! Kurt\Puck - Purt Hummelman! Rated M for a Reason...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
He's Everything I Ask For English Version by ILoveThemAllEqually reviews
AU: Dean is a young man of 22 who lives with his little bro' Adam of 8 years. Dean works in a garage which is directed by Bobby. He's used to ask Anna, his best friend, to look after Adam, but one day she can't and send her cousin, Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,995 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Dean W., Castiel
Up Against A Wall by WithDemonWings reviews
On his way to his locker, Puck was suddenly slammed up against the wall. Kurt Hummel had much more upper body strength than Puck would have ever given him credit for. Dirty talk.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Grabbed! II Kurt's Lost Weekend by Waytooold4this reviews
More Kurtofsky! Dave gets what he wants from Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Of Tom Petty, Water Pipes, and Feeling High by Onee-san reviews
Kurt and Puck partake in some illegal substances while listening to Passive Rock. Hilarity and sexy times ensue. SMUT! BOY-BOY SMUT! Don't like, don't read. Heavy drug use and paraphernalia.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Communication Realizations by kotaxvampire reviews
Jasper is Deaf and has always been deaf his sister Rosalie supermodel is the only one who can communicate with him, until he meets a green eyed waiter at a local diner and when he can sign back to him he realizes he's actually not as alone as he thought!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,773 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Edward, Jasper
A Mile in His Shoes by Determamfidd reviews
Written for a prompt on the LJ community sherlockbbc fic. When a mysterious pendant turns up in the middle of a blazing row between Sherlock and John, they end up literally getting under the other's skin.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,564 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Far From Here by hardly-noticeable reviews
Kurt's been close to breaking for months now but when someone took a shot at his father, hurt him again because of his sexuality, Puck offers an out. But is he ready for such a major step? Warnings and such inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,808 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
When Real Life Meets A Fairy Tale by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
Or more accurately : When A Fairy Tale Crash Lands In Real Life's Bathroom In The Middle Of The Night And Has No Clue Why It Is There. Kurt/Chris.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,315 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Loose Lips by Summer Tea reviews
Kurt is still groggy after a trip to the dentist, and is WAY too open with his father.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Fix You by Genim Stilinski reviews
Based on the song "Fix You" by Coldplay. At sixteen years old, Sam Winchester is turning to heroin to cope with his unrequitted love for his brother. Can Dean stop him before it's too late? WINCEST DARKFIC
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,943 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Sexy times at McKinley High by ani-chan24 reviews
When Puck gets pranked by his teammates with viagra, who can he turn to push his horniness onto? Perhaps Kurt Hummel can help... Very raunchy fic, lots of lemon and almost a PWP. Puck/Kurt ftw. Finished. Sequel out: Been A While
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,208 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
His Father's Gift by kaitouahiru reviews
The last thing Dean expected after he got out of the shower was for Castiel to come crashing through the roof, with a baby in tow.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,967 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3565 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Fever by BadassSami13 reviews
Sam and Dean are taking showers after a workout and sexy times ensue. Sam/Dean Teen!Winchesters. SLASH
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Jasper & Edward's High School Reunion by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Jasper liked Lord of the Rings. Edward was into Star Wars. They were best friends, anyway. A line was crossed. Feelings were hurt. They haven't spoken in years. It's time for their ten year reunion. Take out your light saber. You might need it. AH/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,005 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Jasper, Edward
The Dilemma of Human Investment by kasey8473 reviews
Disgusted with Dean's inability to pay attention, Castiel takes an unorthodox action that has unforeseen consequences for him and Dean both. Sam then overhears a conversation between Castiel and Dean and gets the wrong idea about what transpired.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,714 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Texts and Insanity by PteraWaters reviews
Kurt has a secret admirer who decides to let his affections be known via sext. Who is he? Will Kurt's relationship with the admirer always be virtual or will there will be a new power couple at WMHS? Rated M for language and sexy boy/boy imagery!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,469 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
You'll Be Mine by jasper's naughty girls reviews
Jasper is the one to leave after Bella's B-day but he can't seem to stay away. Who does Bella want? Can Jasper give her what Edward can't? Dark/Dominant Jasper. A joint effort between Jasper's Darlin' Kathy & Cullen818.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,455 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Stick Like A Pig by Fearful Little Thing reviews
Puck has realised a very important truth – a true badass would be able to protect his friends from the bullies at McKinley High. It turns out he just has a problem making the lessons stick. And then he stumbles across the answer... Puck/Kurt , Murder.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,035 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
When Fantasy Becomes Reality by Touchstone67 reviews
On a detour home on his way home from Texas, S&S Perfectward stops in a little town in Utah where he gets the shock of his life, and the chance to live out a fantasy. Collab with Domward's Mistress featuring Landslide's Jasper. AH, slash, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,535 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Stranger of the Night by perfect deceiver reviews
Returning to the library alone at night, Bella encounters a dark mysterious stranger. Who holds her captive, as he claims her to be his.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Technologically Challenged by bananachoo reviews
A series of ficlets that show Draco's hilarious experiences with each new technological device that Harry brings home with him. Harry/Draco Rated M for explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
By Any Means Necessary by beate73 reviews
"No, it's not that. I just…I'm nervous," Edward replied, licking his lips.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Why by Elithay reviews
Harry contemplates why he does what he does, with some surprising answers. DracoxHarry oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Man Up by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Jasper and Edward play for the same team, in more ways than one. It'll just take Jasper a little time and a lot of persuasion to see what he really wants. Collab w/ lovecomeslast for the TFLN contest. J/E lemons MA. You've been warned!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,530 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Mission parameters by Swing-21 reviews
AU. In a world where Vulcans want nothing to do with Humans, Captain James T. Kirk has to establish diplomatic relations with them at all costs. Even if it means seducing one of them into a marriage. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,307 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Bella Swan Guide to Getting Your Life Back by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
I'm not going to sit around and wait for him to come back. I've got plans. I've got a method. I'm Bella Swan, and I'm taking my life back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,292 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Timelines by Toramaru reviews
Torchwood Three finds themselves in a sticky situation, Jack calls the Doctor for help and the Doctor rather likes the situation Jack is in. SLASH
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,957 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Italy love by XxXIvyHaleXxX reviews
Bella moves to Italy when Edward leaves and meets Aro, what will Edward and Alice do to stop this Minor Edward Alice Bashing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella, Aro
Spock? Or not to Spock? by Kerchan reviews
Spock x Kirk. Somehow Spock has been split into his two conflicting halves! One is Human and one is Vulcan but they can both agree on one thing: they want Jim. Very Mature
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Who's side is fate on? by ssmg reviews
Jasper and Edward start a new romance together. But what will happen when a certain girl Bella moves to Forks and sets her eyes on edward? who will Edward choose? Slash JasperxEdward. Don't read if that turns you off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Young and Wild and Free by Darkira reviews
When he is nineteen, Jasper meets a boy called Edward while on holiday abroad. They both fall in love but never meet again. Not until a long time when fate throws them back together in a surprising way. AH/AU/E&J/Lemony/ Written for "I love 80's Music".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Of Slums and Sultans by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Jasper is a privileged high school senior. A fight between his friend and a "blue collar" student leads to a surprising discovery about someone he's lusted after for a long time. Written for the Support Stacie Auction. Explicit sexuality/language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,598 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
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Smoke Me for lack of a better title reviews
Prompt fill on the glee kink meme. Oral, Drugs, In school, Dirty talk, and LOTS of explicit lady porn. Read at your own risk.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Like A Trash Can Fire In A Prison Cell reviews
Just a run-of-the-mill "Dave joins ND and turns over a new leaf" story. Definitely Kurtofsky. Don't ship it, don't read it. Definite smut. Other pairings will be mentioned but not really focused on. Brittana St.Berry Finncedes Luck
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,652 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
If I Die Young reviews
Something very bad happens to McKinley High's resident gay couple and this is the result. WARNING: Character Death and just general sadness. Kurtofsky Title and theme taken from If I Die Young by The Band Perry. Rated T for mentions of violence.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Quit Being Nude! reviews
A fic I wrote for a challenge a very long time ago. The challenge phrase was "Quit being nude!" Of course lol. I hope you enjoy the slashy goodness of Draco/Harry lovin. Anal, language, and drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Detention The Snarry Way reviews
Harry, Severus, and clothes eating slime. What more could anyone ask for? Maybe detentions aren't so bad after all. Spank, anal, a hint of D/s, and of course Slash! One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete