Choose Five OTPs, in no particular order, without looking at the questions
1. Do you remember the first episode/scene/chapter you started shipping 5(ShiIta)?
Yes, it was when I found out that Itachi awakened his Mangekyou by killing him -_-'
2. Have you ever read a fanfiction about 2(NaruSasu)?
DUH, of course I have! ..Can't find any good ones these days tho.
3. Has a picture of 4(JiraOro) ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr ID?
No, but I had one on my computer background for a while. It was a super hilarious/cute pic.
4. If 3(ObiKaka) were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?
Hehe, they've already been there, done that. But if it happens today , well.. I suggest they start running before I catch up to them :)
5. Why is 1(HashiMada) so important?
-stares- ...Are you for real? ...You gotta be- EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED IN THE NARUTO UNIVERSE WAS SOMEHOW AFFECTED BY THEIR RELATIONSHIP. So of course they're important. *mutters under breath*
6. Is 4(JiraOro) a funny or serious ship?
BOTH, to the extreme! LOL
7. Out of all the ships listed, which has the most chemistry?
Hah, now isn't that a hard question to answer? Hard *snort/snicker* Well, they all have the chemistry. I wouldn't have shipped them otherwise... but I choose... mphfffft...! *flails* GOD, I can't!
8. Of all the ships listed, which has the strongest bond?
I hate to do this... but, it's NaruSasu. I mean Mada cut their bond when the were young, Hashi didn't really stand by his friend when he needed him the most, Mada choked the rekindled flames of their friendship to death, AGAIN, betrayed Hashi and their dreams. And Hashi sorta Killed him later.
9. How many times have you watched/read 2’s(NaruSasu) fandom?
...I've lost count o///0
10. Which do you ship the longest?
NaruSasu. And it was before they even kissed. Hehehe..
11. How many times, if ever, has 5(ShiIta) broken up?
-scratches head- never?
12. If 1(HashiMada) and 3(ObiKaka) were thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which would make it out alive?
Both :P No.1 are the most powerful Ninjas since The Sage(methinks). The other, besides being strong Shinobi-s, have a technique that could transport them to other dimensions... so *shrugs*
13. Did 4(JiraOro) ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?
Oh, yeah. 'Rochi would KILL his dobe if he blabbed about it to anyone. Why? You are familiar with Ero-Sennin, right?
14. Is 5(ShiIta) still together?
Yeah, maybe in the after-life. 'Cause they're both dead now *sniff*
15. Is 1(HashiMada) canon?
Absolutely period *thumbs up*
16. If all 5 ships were thrown into a couple’s Hunger Games, who would win?
Pffft, they'd erase the whole thing. Do you really think they'd stand being toyed with? Psht.
17. Has anyone tried to sabotage 5’s(ShiIta) ship?
Yes, FUCKING Danzou for one. And probably Fugaku(Itachi's dad and the Clan head) and the Elders. *shakes fist at them*
18. Which ship would you defend to death and beyond?
NARUSASU! TILL TEH END!
19. Have you ever spent hours a day going through 3’s(ObiKaka) tumblr tag?
Heehehe.. *sheepish grin*
20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you to pick one ship to break up forever, which ship would you sink?
I'd tell the bitch to go fu#BEEB# herself before drop-kicking her back to the hell hole she came from. The boys will back me up, no prob :D
Edit: oh, to be so young and untraumatised by Kishi! -sigh- Good days, good days.
This Q&A is kinda embarrassing but I'm gonna keep the profile as it is :D