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Choose Five OTPs, in no particular order, without looking at the questions

1.HashiMada
2.NaruSasu
3.ObiKaka
4.JiraOro
5.ShiIta
(Only five?! My Yuri OTPs are left out lol)

1. Do you remember the first episode/scene/chapter you started shipping 5(ShiIta)?

Yes, it was when I found out that Itachi awakened his Mangekyou by killing him -_-'

2. Have you ever read a fanfiction about 2(NaruSasu)?

DUH, of course I have! ..Can't find any good ones these days tho. (the freakin' 12 year old writer-wanna-be-s are spreading...! RUN! FOR THE HILLS!!1)

3. Has a picture of 4(JiraOro) ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr ID?

No, but I had one on my computer background for a while. It was a super hilarious/cute pic.

4. If 3(ObiKaka) were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?

Hehe, they've already been there, done that. But if it happens today , well.. I suggest they start running before I catch up to them :)

5. Why is 1(HashiMada) so important?

-stares- ...Are you for real? ...You gotta be- EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED IN THE NARUTO UNIVERSE WAS SOMEHOW AFFECTED BY THEIR RELATIONSHIP. So of course they're important. *mutters under breath*

6. Is 4(JiraOro) a funny or serious ship?

BOTH, to the extreme! LOL

7. Out of all the ships listed, which has the most chemistry?

Hah, now isn't that a hard question to answer? Hard *snort/snicker* Well, they all have the chemistry. I wouldn't have shipped them otherwise... but I choose... mphfffft...! *flails* GOD, I can't!

8. Of all the ships listed, which has the strongest bond?

I hate to do this... but, it's NaruSasu. I mean Mada cut their bond when the were young, Hashi didn't really stand by his friend when he needed him the most, Mada choked the rekindled flames of their friendship to death, AGAIN, betrayed Hashi and their dreams. And Hashi sorta Killed him later.
ObiKaka's bond was completely one-sided, been that way since Obito's personality did a 180 about face- poor 'Kashi-kun. JiraOro's had the same fate. And well, Itachi did kill Shisui. Sasuke always comes first for him.

9. How many times have you watched/read 2’s(NaruSasu) fandom?

...I've lost count o///0

10. Which do you ship the longest?

NaruSasu. And it was before they even kissed. Hehehe..

11. How many times, if ever, has 5(ShiIta) broken up?

-scratches head- I think the only time they fought was about the whole Uchiha coup-de-tat thing

12. If 1(HashiMada) and 3(ObiKaka) were thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which would make it out alive?

Both :P No.1 are the most powerful Ninjas since The Sage(methinks). The other, besides being strong Shinobi-s, have a technique that could transport them to other dimensions... so *shrugs*

13. Did 4(JiraOro) ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?

Oh, yeah. 'Rochi would KILL his dobe if he blabbed about it to anyone. Why? You are familiar with Ero-Sennin, right?

14. Is 5(ShiIta) still together?

Yeah, maybe in the after-life. 'Cause they're both dead now *sniff*

15. Is 1(HashiMada) canon?

Absolutely period *thumbs up*

16. If all 5 ships were thrown into a couple’s Hunger Games, who would win?

Pffft, they'd erase the whole thing. Do you really think they'd stand being toyed with? Psht.

17. Has anyone tried to sabotage 5’s(ShiIta) ship?

Yes, FUCKING Danzou for one. And probably Fugaku(Itachi's dad and the Clan head) and the Elders. *shakes fist at them*

18. Which ship would you defend to death and beyond?

HASHIMADA! TILL TEH END!!!1

19. Have you ever spent hours a day going through 3’s(ObiKaka) tumblr tag?

Heehehe.. *sheepish grin*

20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you to pick one ship to break up forever, which ship would you sink?

I'd tell the bitch to go fu#BEEB# herself before drop-kicking her back to the hell hole she came from. The boys will back me up, no prob :D
...Or even better, I'll save myself the trouble and just sic Gai on her ;)

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A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 169,296 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 2,014 - Updated: 2h ago - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
A Hobbit's Gamble by C.Queen reviews
While suffering from his line's obsession with gold Thorin Oakenshield rashly makes an agreement with the Shire's Thain that results in him having to marry one of the hobbit's relatives. Needless to say he isn't pleased, but cunningly picks Bilbo Baggins to be his consort. For his part Bilbo decides to accept the proposal, though Thorin will be quite surprised to find out why.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,415 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
The Hammer and the (Baggins)Shield by RogueFanKC reviews
The hammer of Thor Odinson has landed in Middle Earth, and it has chosen it's new wielder: Bilbo Baggins, the Burglar! No, the Dwarves aren't jealous. They're just...sulking. And Thorin Oakenshield is doing his best to convince himself that seeing Bilbo wield a mighty hammer of the Gods wasn't attractive in the least bit.
Crossover - Hobbit & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,033 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/6 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Thor
One Chance by chica blanca reviews
Revenge never tasted so bitter. It never was supposed to be this useless waste of life. Now Sasuke has a chance to go back and change everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,731 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Sasuke U.
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,975 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H.
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 3,186 - Follows: 4,106 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
The Pain of a New Day by Solara Myles reviews
Kakashi knew that going after Sasuke was a bad idea. He hadn't planned on Naruto dying, nor on Sasuke letting him live. Now the remainder of the Shinobi World desperate, close extinction, want to use a newly created 'Naruto' as a weapon against Sasuke. Only Kakashi can't seem to accept that. So he takes the child and goes to the only place he'll be safe, the past.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 202,199 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Gaara, Minato N.
Back Again by Waugh reviews
Bilbo Baggins wakes up. He is twenty-one again, with all his life ahead of him. But first, there are things he must do. Time-travel, fix-it, friendship fic. Slow build. Cross-posted to Ao3.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,198 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Bilbo B.
Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary by Fruitsie reviews
Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,494 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
In Your Place by frznlights reviews
Instead of Rin, the Sanbi was sealed into Kakashi. Obito arrives to a different scene. Two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
You are the Dancing Queen by Silverlight10243 reviews
When all hope appears to be lost, Naruto Uzumaki unleashes his trump card, the formidable MUSIC NO JUTSU. Despite his overuse of the word, 'dance', Madara is not the 'Dancing Queen' dammit! Why does everybody think so? And why the hell does Hashirama appear all interested now out of all times? One-shot. This is me harmlessly making fun of Madara repeating the word 'dance. R & R :)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 3,212 - Follows: 2,998 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Carry Your World (HashiMada) by TheFemaleReviewer reviews
Have you ever wished you could live in your dreams? Madara and Hashirama certainly have. Run deeper into the boys' childhood relationship discovering how Hashirama got his necklace and the truth about Madara's family, using Madara as your tour guide. But Beware: Sometimes your tour guide can be rather...misleading. HashiMada
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,852 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Crazy Like a Dragon by pbw reviews
There's a reason why Middle Earth is so free of petty crimes... (A kinda sorta crossover)
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Complete
The Thing Is by TSylvestrisA reviews
The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,629 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
A Step to the Right by Omnipotent Author reviews
Kakashi knew this was a terrible idea. A gift fic for taywen on AO3.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Love Potion: The Re-write by Xtase reviews
Re-edited and revamped. "Love at first sight after drinking this potion," Sakura's last-ditch effort to make Sasuke fall in love with her backfires in a disastrous way. Can the village of Konoha, and more importantly Naruto, withstand the almighty force of a besotted Uchiha? ON TEMPORARY HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Soulthern Comfort by GeminiCancer reviews
Crack fic. "How came you to be here?" Harry grinned at him madly. "I took a train, or maybe hopped on a magic carpet,' He laughed. "A mad elfling' Kili relaxed his bow string, watching the creatures retreat. 'They're all mad Fili my lad.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 289 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Thorin - Complete
HashTag by phoenixyfriend reviews
"Tag, you're it!" Hashirama liked this game.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U., Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Baby's Day Out by Lucillia reviews
There were already enough people questioning seven year-old Uchiha Itachi's abilities as a Genin, and he didn't need any more joining in after he'd lost his charge during his first C-Ranked mission. Hopefully, he'd be able to get the kid back before someone realized he was missing. If he didn't, the alternatives didn't even bear considering.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
The Eighteenth Charm by Akatsuki210 reviews
Even the firebird needs a sturdy tree to come home to. One shot, HashiMada, manga spoilers. Written for PikaCheeka's contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
World in Pieces by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,078 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Within The Hot Spring by Gesshirui reviews
Planning and building their village can take a toll on its founders. With this in mind, Hashirama invites Madara for a relaxing evening in the newly built Konoha's Hot Springs, expecting to spend a calm night enjoying his friend's company and maybe learn a little more about him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Roses, Made by Hands by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Series of one-shots set during eighth year, as Harry and Draco, quietly, make things together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,720 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Gutter, Jewelry by YuuShka reviews
"John? John, what is it?" Sherlock noticed him stopping faster than John anticipated it, and already was in front of him and waving a hand before his eyes. But the shorter man ignored him in a favour of turning around and trying to spy who had called him. /Slash, Thilbo Bagginshield
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Complete
Obito by Lucillia reviews
He knew that smile which he'd kill to see again, that laugh he'd kill to hear again, that attitude he'd once considered disgraceful. Though he didn't know it when he'd brought the child who had them now home with him, it would be through that child that his son would be returned to him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi
I Like Your Beard by memories.of.rain reviews
Bilbo just had to open his mouth a complement Thorin's beard didn't he?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
One Second by raindrops 28 reviews
In the fight between Tajima and Butsuma, Hashirama made a split second decision. Now he's an honorary Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
XO by Mirith Griffin reviews
When Benedict Cumberbatch went on "Top Gear" and said, "There's a load of fan fiction which has me and John Watson floating in space on a bed handcuffed to one another," three people wrote me within an hour to say it sounded a heck of a lot like this. Alternate universe. Almost literally.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,581 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Dimension by YukiwaFuru reviews
Narumina. Timetravel. Naruto accidentally gets sent back in time while fighting Orochimaru. What's the Rokudaime Hokage to do when he finds his young parents in greater danger than he could have imagined? Spoilers. On haitus until Dec. 2013.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,057 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Running Man by NaoHinaMuza reviews
He was always running. Out of the light. Into the shadows. In so many of his lives. No matter how much they wanted him, he was always so far away...SasuNaru, HashiMada. Twoshot. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,660 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U., Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oops by WDW reviews
Team Minato gets visitors from the future. Unfortunately for the mental states of both parties, the pair are from a post-canon KakaObi universe. Time travel, of a sort. Rated T for language and mild sexual humor. [Cracky, but still contains some semblance of plot.] [Contains slash, if it wasn't obvious already]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,127 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi
Things You Thought You'd Never Do by Makkoska reviews
Failure – that's something Madara just can't handle, no matter why and how it happens. Hashirama helps him to cope with it. HashiMada, yaoi. Set in the same universe as It's the Small Things.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Madara U., Hashirama S.] Tobirama S. - Complete
Look at the bright side by luck7to8 reviews
Madara was giving him one of those glares and the Senju sighed. "What did he do this time?" "This," the Uchiha pointed at Tobirama's headband, "I found in Izuna's house. Now, tell me how it got there." Everything always was upon Hashirama... Hashimada, Tobizuna
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,716 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Green and Blue by Nia River reviews
Thanks to a sacrifice by his closest friend Neville Longbottom, Harry is given the chance to do it all again. What will he change and what will he keep the same? And more confusingly, are his feelings for Neville more than platonic? Harry/Neville
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 2,507 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 9/4/2009 - [Harry P., Neville L.]
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 156,199 - Reviews: 2456 - Favs: 5,173 - Follows: 6,268 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Those Everyday Things by Makkoska reviews
A more or less ordinary day in the not-so-ordinary life of Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara. Sequel to "It's the Small Things", HashiMada yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,792 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2013 - [Madara U., Hashirama S.] Tobirama S. - Complete
It's the Small Things by Makkoska reviews
The point has come in Hashirama's life when he has to choose between the good of the village and his personal feelings, but he'd rather not give up on either. Canonish AU, HashiMada - A "what if" fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,371 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - [Madara U., Hashirama S.] Tobirama S. - Complete
Divergence by 13empress reviews
Someone from the Narada survives and ends up back time. Aware of what-could-be, Nero kidnaps young Kirk and Spock to change the timeline - again. Kirk, Spock and the Enterprise of year 2260 go back to stop Nero. Friendship pre-slash K/S, slash ending
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 153,848 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 11/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Man Who Sold the World by PrettyArbitrary reviews
If you remember getting exploded in 2010 and now it's 2007, does that make you dead, insane, high, or a time traveller?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,246 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
I'll SO Get Better Than You by IHeartKatana reviews
Set in the early Konoha (still on the making), The Senju Family decides to invite the Uchiha for dinner, to discuss about important matters.The whole dinner though turns into a parody and somehow, after that ends, Madara founds himself rivaling against... Mito about the place of the housewife and... Hashirama's spouse (2nd chapter). Two-shot story, Totally CrackCrackCrack(ed) fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Mito U.
Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,828 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Vanilla Twilight by Dracophile reviews
At the anniversary of Vulcan's destruction, Jim does something crazy. Ending up in the past, he has to survive Vulcan, find a way to warn Vulcan about Nero without being committed, and all the while staying with Spock's family-and seven year old Spock!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,581 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 4/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Bilbo Baggins: Frying Pan Wielder by WeStandHereUnited reviews
Bilbo Baggins was about as frightening as a baby rabbit, that was to say: not at all. Or at least, that is what Thorin Oakenshield had thought up until that fateful night. The dwarf had worried before over how the hobbit would fare when they reached the mountain...Now? That dragon was toast. Turns out hobbits can be very dangerous creatures when given a heavy object to swing around
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,374 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Gloin
C'est La Vie by cywscross reviews
A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,884 - Reviews: 3134 - Favs: 6,109 - Follows: 6,418 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P.
Skipping Rocks by TheWammy'sHouseReject reviews
Somehow, my trembling hand found yours.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
Uzumaki and Uchiha by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,029 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Reuniting for a Common Goal by nannodayo reviews
Sasuke finally shows up, reanimated hokages in tow. [ Post-627 ] [ manga spoilers ] [ mild sasunaru ]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Minato N., Madara U. - Complete
Bumps and Stones by sinemoras09 reviews
Madara gets injured. One-sided Madara/Hashirama. Angst. Hurt/comfort.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Another Chance by kibaxkaori reviews
It was hard to tell whether Fate was finally dealing Naruto a good hand or sending him further into hell. Rated M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,475 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ghost by cywscross reviews
The first time Naruto becomes aware of his mysterious guardian, he is twelve and has absolutely no idea just how big an impact their meeting will have on himself and the rest of the world. Time/Dimension Travel, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 55,053 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 3,179 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Naruto U.
I found you! by xsakura-shinigamix reviews
REQUESTED HASHIMADA FIC! The story is set back in the days when Madara and Hashirama were still friends, about the age of 12. Madara suggests to play a new game that Hashirama didn't know and he ends up getting lost. Note*: This fic is also uploaded on my personal Tumblr Blog (sakura-shinigami) as well as on my DeviantART account (kuroshitsuji1)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Like Smoke by Makkoska reviews
Hashirama reflects on happiness found and lost. HashiMada, yaoi, spoilers for the latest manga chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,742 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2013 - [Madara U., Hashirama S.] - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,935 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
it's not like i'll be gone forever by kanmuri reviews
Morning is a time of making love and goodbyes. Too bad Madara isn't very good at either. MadaHashi, spoilers up to 625. Mostly PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2013 - [Madara U., Hashirama S.] - Complete
Just Beyond the Reach by Aate reviews
Thorin wishes to protect Bilbo, but Bilbo can take care of himself just fine, thank you very much. Bilbo/Thorin slash, AU in which none of our lovely dwarves die during the whole Smaug ordeal. The fic is currently being betad by wonderful NoteMyGrin. (Original fic title "Hiding, Hiding Under Your Nose")
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,827 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Customary by An Odd Ducky reviews
Hobbits rub noses to greet each other - a fact the dwarves don't know until they arrive in Rivendell and Elrond greets a surprised Bilbo by rubbing their noses together. Some of the company find it quite amusing, but Thorin is less than pleased. Fluff! Fill for the Hobbit Kink Meme.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
First Kiss by Makkoska reviews
Tobirama accuses his brother that there's more to his relationship with Madara than simple friendship. It might just turn out that he was right. A Hashirama/Madara fic, set in their early teens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2013 - [Madara U., Hashirama S.] - Complete
Small Families by thursdayplaid reviews
John Watson was ripped from his life and thrown back into a London where he's never existed, in the body of an eight year old child. In the struggle to get back his place in the world he becomes part of the lives of homeless children, street kings and a man life him, the once DI Dimmock. But what will he be in the life of the singular Sherlock Holmes?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,007 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Healing by Nerva al'Thor reviews
(One-shot; Complete)(HashiMada) Madara looks extremely unhappy and pissed when Hashirama presents him with a crutch. He looks at the crutch, then at Hashirama's face, then at the crutch yet again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Hypothetically by Mad Scientist SH reviews
It began as a rhetorical question: how would Sherlock Holmes commit the perfect murder? But when John Watson volunteers himself to be the victim, will the scenario remain hypothetical? Pre-JohnLock! Violent discussions & Dark Humour!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,560 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Amaranth by Nerva al'Thor reviews
(One-shot; Complete) (HashiMada) "For Love is Immortality."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
It's a Mad, Mad World by mapplepie reviews
Kakashi was a weary ninja who'd had this dream (nightmare) too many times before. And until the pain of the kunai stabbed in his arm kicked in, he'd never even considered the possibility it was real this time. Time-travel? One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Made and Remade the Necklace of Songs by littleblackdog reviews
Soulmate AU; Thorin/Bilbo romance. In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist. And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,433 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 7,122 - Follows: 3,735 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Difference of Opinion by cywsaphyre reviews
Oneshot in the Finding Home!verse. Things get explosive when Harry breaks the bad news. All Harry can think is: why me?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Real Thing by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Bilbo Baggins discovers the difference between what he reads in books and the real thing. Thilbo Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Second Bloom by Just Subliminal reviews
Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. (The Great Grammar Clean-Up Edit of 2012-13 is In Progress.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,651 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H.
Our Hobbit by PotatoCrumbs reviews
Bilbo and Thorin have a talk. Sequel to Queen of the Dwarves. Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Romance. Ficlet.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Karma is a Bitch by Zuzivlas reviews
Written for Kink Meme request: The group gets de-aged, only one or two of them don't get infected and have to take care of all of the others. This is going to be mostly light-hearted fun but to be safe, I'm rating it T for some future events. Also, this is gen, probably more movie!verse than book!verse but it should remain fairly neutral.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,847 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Of Brass Buttons and Waistcoats by Desperate For Attention reviews
Thorin glanced down at himself again with a gruff sigh; he had been living in The Shire for little over a year now, clad still in his heavy furs and thick leather boots, a layer of armour constantly tucked under his clothing as precaution. Bilbo didn't mind, but it set the tongues of Hobbits wagging furiously with one another.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Notes From the Hokage by Lucillia reviews
With two wars, the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Uchiha Massacre and the invasion of Konoha, the Sandaime had had an exciting and eventful time in office. Throughout that term, he had to frequently remind those under his command that they were ninja not hooligans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U.
In Your Dreams by navime reviews
Wouldn't it be great if dreams could become reality?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi
New Kitsune by cfore reviews
A sort of time-travel fic with a twist. Naruto woke up in a familiar wet cell. He rubbed his aching forehead with his giant paws. Wait, paws? He stared at his reflection, stunned. No way!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,556 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Of Ivy and Coriander by Eckersley reviews
Flowers are pretty damn symbolic for hobbits. And there's not enough dominant!Bilbo in this fandom. One-shot, rated T for safety, please don't shoot me for corny ideas.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Late at Night I Shall Seek Comfort by Resacon1990 reviews
Bilbo gets awfully uncomfortable being mothered by dwarves sometimes, other times it pays off.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Blast It All by Triola reviews
In which Gandalf finds a cave, the Dwarves show some skin, Thorin is annoying, and Bilbo curses the world. Bagginshield. Oneshot.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Of Dwarves Courting Hobbits by Norah Rose reviews
Thorin attempts to court an unaware Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Of Friends and Brains and Graves by otahotian reviews
And then I met Sherlock and he gave me new battlefield and I was soldier once again, serving my Queen who just happened to be a morbid, sociopathic genius. And then he died and it was Afghanistan all over again.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,045 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Queen of the Dwarves by PotatoCrumbs reviews
"I think congratulations are in order!" Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Ficlet.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The Waiting is the Worst Part by LoyalNerdWP reviews
"If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Angel in the Battlefield by Spark Writer reviews
My attempt at season three: John is devastated by Sherlock's suicide and Sherlock is determined to return to John, no matter what the cost. "He learned to see them everywhere, in everything. London was a battlefield. Life with Sherlock had been a battlefield. Friendship was a battlefield."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Convergence by Blacknoise reviews
A collection of Obito/Kakashi snippets and drabbles that loosely combine into something like a story. (M/M within; be forewarned)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Who Would You Go Gay For? by Xtase reviews
The shinobi of the Narutoverse are subject to fangirl interrogation again. The trending topic: Who are they most likely to go for, in the event they do turn gay? Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Memoriam by strangegibbon reviews
Sherlock returns from his self-imposed exile to find a John Watson he barely recognises. Now he must solve the mystery of the disappeared man and try to rebuild their relationship as well as deal with his own return to a London that has forgotten him. Set post The Reichenbach Fall. Romance, angst, slash. Sherlock x John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,940 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Indelible by Xtase reviews
The product of your lustful thoughts, his hidden desires, of seductive gazes and volatile chemistry - they are stolen nights of endless pleasure worth remembering. An Akatsuki Affair.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
A Change of Perspective by ktfranceebee reviews
After a confrontation with none other than Kurt Hummel, Dave wakes up the next morning in a body not entirely his own. Both boys learn it is best not to judge others until you've walked a mile in their shoes... Literally. Post-N.B.K. Pre-Furt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,870 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Imminence by Stalker of Stories reviews
ABANDONED Time-travel AU Falling into the toad oil pond was a big mistake, but soon Naruto finds himself enjoying what it brought him. Every cloud has a silver lining; just don't forget to watch the stormy side. The past is a dark and scary place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,223 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
YAOI: Gift Or Curse? by Xtase reviews
What do the guys of NARUTO think of the advent of boys' love in fandom? Crack. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heights by Dlvvanzor reviews
When Sherlock came back from the dead, John gave him exactly 20 minutes to explain himself, rose to his feet, made enough tea for one person, and proceeded to ignore Sherlock's existence for the next seven days. After pretending not to exist for three years, though, Sherlock didn't really find it hard to pretend for another week. Johnlock, oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Please Kill Me by Lucillia reviews
When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Rin - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by WDW reviews
In which Kakashi is much more than he seems, and Tobi isn't actually Obito. Contains slight crack. Very AU. May be continued if interest is shown.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Lullaby of Deserted Hell by SweetLoveCries reviews
Today was just one of those days where everything around me reminded me of you and every song I heard was somehow related to you. I hate days like today, because they remind me of the one thing I don't have... FugakuXMinato; dedicated for ExtinctionOfReality!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Fugaku U., Minato N. - Complete
Mixed With the Lightning of Slaughter by Dayadhvam reviews
He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions could actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,477 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Are You Serious? by Imaginarivalued reviews
Crack filled and spoiler for chapter 599. Now with ten percent more mascaline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Who Are You? by Xtase reviews
Before Kishi trolls the shyte out of Naruto fans across the world over Tobi's true identity this week; let us take a final moment to indulge in our retarded theories about who he REALLY might be. Crack. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Learning Curve by Connie Welsh reviews
The first time John met Sherlock, it didn't register with him what the man truly was. In all fairness, he was still getting the hang of things. The sharper senses, the extra awareness of everything all at once, it was overwhelming. Werewolf AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,343 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Name He Could Do Without by Lucillia reviews
There is a world where, thanks to a run of really bad luck and poor timing, Namikaze Minato picks up a slightly different nickname.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Minato N. - Complete
Eye of the Receiver by TigressJade reviews
Drabble response to Naruto manga chapter 597. Kakashi is in disbelief. He's not sure he even wants to know whose behind the mask anymore, because it will very likely break his mind. SPOILERS!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Nature Laughs by Lionna reviews
Because Harry wasn't jaded enough as it was. Horses should NOT look like that. Sort of a prequel to Crestfallen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Harry P.
The Wee Doctor by thursdayplaid reviews
ChildJohn. AU When John takes a bullet he suddenly finds himself much smaller than he was, erased from his life. He must hold on to who he is in a London that's suddenly too big for him. Crackfic 7% solution
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,401 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,575 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 3,041 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
Lies On by plannedbyReaperLight reviews
Perhaps in some other world, some other time, Light's demonic blood would have remained dormant and he would have never known the power that was his true birthright. Light is acting strangely so L moves in for a closer look-bad move. Light x L Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,272 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Light Y., L
Times Are Strange by Vilmarix reviews
Namikaze Minato, an ANBU Captain is rescued from an ambush by a mysterious blonde shinobi. Who is this man? Why does he feel drawn to him? What makes him so special? Timetravel, Shounen-ai, NaruMina. Rating for bad words and some situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
A Simple Solution by PureWaterLily reviews
To prevent his older brother from dying, again, and leaving him in bitter angst, again, Sasuke does something simple. He introduces Kabuto's brain to one billion volts of electricity. Crack. Spoilers 589.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2012 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] Kabuto Y. - Complete
Her name was Noriko by KT-chan88 reviews
This is a jaded!Naruto time travel fic who tries to remain blasé against the wrath of Sasuke's vengeful descendents, being sent back in time to a female body, a cranky civilian doctor and a doting Kakashi-papa wannabe. A serious fic. Sorta.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,951 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Hostage by Shnlock reviews
AU: John and Sherlock meet whilst hostages in a bank robbery. Eventual Sherlock/John. Rated M for swearing, torture, and smut. Part 2 in development. Moriarty wants to say hi.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,773 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 6,837 - Follows: 6,909 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Marry Me by Reigen Doki reviews
Eight times Jim and Spock accidentally got engaged, one time they almost did and totally knew it, and one time they really got engaged, but in a completely straight way. Sort of Jim/Spock but really not at all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/1/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Ying and Yang by Year of the Peacock reviews
"The peacock shall rule once more under the partnership of the warrior of black and white, and it shall be glorious." What if the Soothsayer had conveyed ANOTHER prophesy to Shen before the capture of Po and the Furious Five? Shen/Po
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Shen, Po
Shodai Hokage Madara by Lucillia reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Endgame by Saucery reviews
Kirk and Spock play chess. On and off the board. Or, the one in which Spock stealth-marries Kirk. Because Spock's sneaky that way.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/19/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Bonding by Tsume12 reviews
An away mission gone wrong results in an... unusual situation for Captain and First Officer. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,019 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Note to self: Super villains are possessive by Silverlynxcat reviews
Tony must have done something to warrant Loki throwing him out of a window. /Crossover with the Avengers/Tony-centric/Thorki/
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Izuna's Adventure by Lucillia reviews
Izuna decides to experiment with his Mangekyo Sharingan and ends up in a world where his counterpart is a fratricidal ass who wanders around wearing an open shirt and a purple rope for a belt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Izuna U. - Complete
Morning after by change-it-all reviews
John and Sherlock's lives are turned upsidown when they wake up handcuffed together outside Buckingham Palace and a video from last nights drunken party is leaked
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,446 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Kindergarten ANBU by soprano-in-waiting reviews
After one final battle with Madara, Naruto wakes up to find some surprising changes have occurred. Impossible changes. A cosmic accident has given him a second chance. No one ever said he had to live it the same way twice. TimeTravel. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,491 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 2,253 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Naruto U.
The Way of Shadows, The Way of Shinobi by Quotetheravenshadow reviews
AU.NOT Yoai.Friends before the massacre, know about Kyuubi. Having becoming Gennin and their first kills before the standard graduating age they learn what a ninja really is. When the time comes will everything play out the same or will it be different?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,892 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Seishun Kyosokyoku by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. AU. Orochimaru takes a genin team. That poor, poor man. 17 moments of spring.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Warping Circumstances by Deritine reviews
AU Post HBP. DH semi-compliant: The horcruxes are destroyed- the bits of soul latched on to Harry's own. But killing himself only sends Harry to an alternate dimension, this one desperately vulnerable to the dark soul he carries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,503 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,623 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Return to Planet 51 by Mr. Gregor Samsa reviews
A team of two scientists is sent back to Planet 51 for study and research. But what if the humans want more from their planet that just research? Lem finds himself caught in the middle. Are the humans hostile after all? Chuck/Lem,minorGrawl/OC
Planet 51 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,722 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Chuck, Lem - Complete
Thanks for everything! xxJim by thequeergiraffe reviews
In which Moriarty steals Mycroft's cake. Probably the silliest thing I've ever written. One-shot. No smut; it's cake! C'mon. That's sick.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
I Believe In John Watson by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
In which John Watson takes the plunge off of St. Bart's, not Sherlock. And Sherlock is left with the haunting belief in his friend, not the other way around. .:. Rewrite of Reichenbach's ending, plus all that follows the event. Johnlock. oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,787 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
tête à tête by A-Harbinger reviews
Moriarty and Mycroft have an eye to eye inside an interrogation chamber. Prompt!fill for a sexually aggressive Jim. Warnings: Allusions to torture and sexual assault. One sided Moriarty/Mycroft and one sided Moriarty/Sherlock mentioned .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2012 - J. Moriarty, Mycroft H. - Complete
Underwater: Drabbles by BlueRedemption reviews
Drabble scenes for Underwater. Naruto finds that being slingshot to the past is by far the least of his worries... especially when an enamoured teenager by the name of Namikaze Minato is vying for his attentions! Rather one-sided MinaNaru, shounen-ai, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Art of Trolling by Hekateras reviews
Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Finding John by IronicNarwhal reviews
Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Waiting For John by LadyNyxRavus reviews
Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
All Desire in a Day by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco wants to know what would have happened if Harry had been Sorted into Slytherin. He wants to know more than may be quite good for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,281 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dangerous Assumptions by Coragyps reviews
Sherlock attempts to discover what he wants and needs from John. Also, keep them both from getting killed. And also cover up a murder ...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,867 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Two Idiots Tied to Chairs by kalirush reviews
Ed and Ling get kidnapped. T for Ed swearing at Ling.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward E., Ling Y. - Complete
Stages of Acceptance by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPGW, HPDM. Harry's already happily married to Ginny when word comes that Malfoy is bonded to him. Law and custom don't give him the option of refusing. The stages of his reaction, one by one. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,409 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 4,849 - Follows: 3,098 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
In the Dominion of Shadows by Pen-Name-Kitsune-chan reviews
Naruto wakes up the day Sasuke left for Orochimaru with memories of a nonexistant future. But with the barriers between worlds worn thin, he quickly loses the advantage of foresight. NaruSasu SasuNaru yaoi TimeTravel character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,445 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Detective Gadget by wasitelves reviews
Following the fiasco at the pool, a fatal explosion transforms Sherlock Holmes into a cybernetic superhuman.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Mirror of Erised by missilemuse reviews
Mycroft finds the Mirror of Erised; and a convenient sample group. Enter Sherlock and Co.! So what's your heart's deepest desire? The Mirror of Erised which features in HP book 1 shows 'the deepest,most desperate desire of our heart.' Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Complete
Shadows of Tomorrow by ZephyrTheBunny reviews
"Even with the ski mask on, Kurt could tell it was Karofsky standing in the dim light of the window." Kurtofsky non/con-dub/con
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Da steht auch ein Mensch by thursdayplaid reviews
Jim Moriarty Criminal Investigative Specialist and his associate Dr. John Watson have found themselves very suddenly in a world where he is an evil genius and John lives with the enemy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,547 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/28/2011 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Ink Deep by enchanted nightingale reviews
Hyuga Neji was not a man easily charmed but those green eyes stole his breath at first and then his heart. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,512 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Neji H. - Complete
Sasuke and Shiro by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke is forced to balance fatherhood with his duties as an Academy Student and later Ninja when an infant cousin also survives the massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sasuke U.
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
Chocolate Weed by jihad reviews
A DN: AU MxN, Don't like, Don't read. Mello has had enough of years of unrequited love, though the blond doesn't take his best friend's advice to make move instead of trying to get Near's attention by trying to beat him in everything.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Mello, Near
Savior's Calling by slavetothepen reviews
[UP FOR ADOPTION] In a world without Harry Potter, Voldemort reigns supreme while the Order tries to rebel against him. Desperate, the Order uses a dark and ancient spell to bring forth a hero. A hero who already defeated Voldemort. HP/DM SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,024 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 2,395 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
One Impossible Family by Sophie3 reviews
It was an unspoken rule between the Holmes brothers that one did not mention their father. John was beginning to understand why. He also gets to meet Mummy. Great fun is had by all. Particularly Mycroft. SH/JW Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,548 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 138 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Albus S. P., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Important Bit by Rayndrop reviews
Just where exactly is the line between "to love" and "to be in love"? What difference is required between "flatmate" and "husband"? Besides the rings, obviously. The important bit is that they have each other. Married asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Imprint by DB2020 reviews
After a mission goes wrong, Kirk must deal with a de-aged Spock and fight to keep them both alive. Spock grows attached and begins to worry that he won't remember his time with Kirk once he's changed back.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,391 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Better Late Than Never by Spooky Bibi reviews
Four years after high school, Dave and Kurt cross paths again. Now there is a chance for Karofsky to make amends and maybe have a second chance at a first love. Kurtofsky future fic, AU after NBK. Epilogue added! Rated M for said epilogue.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,274 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Our Men by AnnieVH reviews
Moran kidnaps John. For not so evil reasons...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2011 - John W., Sebastian W./Seb - Complete
Shards of Time: The Master of Death by Shitsumeishi reviews
Harry Potter is just an eccentric school boy with some unusual talents. Lord Peverell-Black, on the other hand, is a magically and politically powerful man with the world at his fingertips and a war at his doorstep. Time travel, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,085 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 3,342 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
Multitalented by Millennium Biscuit reviews
Lief doesn't know if he likes their new travelling arrangement, but Dain is determined to change his mind.
Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Lief, Dain - Complete
A Slight Misunderstanding by Coragyps reviews
In which I, John Watson, manage to accidentally convince my flatmate I'm in love with him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,392 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mrs Holmes by Limited-Fantasy reviews
John meets Sherlock and Mycroft's mum unexpectedly one day and isn't quite sure what to make of...her? Response to a norsekink crossover prompt. Crack!Fic.
Crossover - Sherlock & Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/14/2011 - John W., Loki - Complete
The Marriage of True Minds by Lomonaaeren reviews
Lucius curses Harry and Draco to a forced marriage. But they're not required to be with each other, only live together, so both pursue other relationships. As time passes, however, things change. HPDM, HPGW, HPOMC, DMAG. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 211,817 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Internet Downtime by PrettyArbitrary reviews
Sherlock and John discover that the internet contains all sorts of disturbing things.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
That's What You Get by Skydark reviews
Rascally Xingian Royalty
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,451 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Edward E., Ling Y.
Extended Farewell by xXSweetestXAngelXNightmareXx reviews
Naruto has one last thing to say to Gaara before he leaves for Konoha. Set during Shippuden episode 32. Very light GaaNaru / NaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Hell by Lucillia reviews
An elderly Naruto has a seal blow up in his face and gets a brief glimpse of his idea of Hell...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tolerable Peace by Lomper reviews
Shen survives being crushed alive with a little help from an old goat. Whether he likes it or not, it is time he fulfills his destiny... Slight SLASH Po/Shen.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Po, Shen
Caresses by OhSlashy reviews
Gellert turned his head curiously, his long, brown lashes lowered over his sly, blue eyes. "Albus...?" he murmured and looked forward once more when the auburn haired boy stopped before him. "What are you doing?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Gellert G., Albus D. - Complete
One Quotable Phrase by fadagaski reviews
Call him selfish in his old age, but when Jim Kirk invites him on a whistlestop tour of Earth, Spock Prime can't help but say 'yes'. KiScon 2011 zine fic. nu!Kirk/Spock Prime pre-slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock Prime - Complete
20 ways to annoy Madara by ForeverLilacLies reviews
nuff said...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Fish Cake by Square with Glasses reviews
In the end, it was the stupid bowl of fish cakes to blame. But Sasuke certainly wasn't complaining. NaruSasu EXTENDED AND NOW WITH FULL LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Living and The Dead by Paigeypie96 reviews
A Corpse Bride fanfic. Victoria/Emily. Don't like slash? Don't read it. Rated M for slash and maybe later chapters. Basically a retelling of the movie, with the pairing Victoria/Emily instead of Victor/Emily or Victor/Victoria.
Corpse Bride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,962 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009
The Rules of Fair Play Do Not Apply by The Wall Had It Coming reviews
After the 1st hostage in TGG, Sherlock called Jim, figured out who he was, and now Jim comes to harass the consulting detective at 221B when they're both bored. Jim decideds that John is fairly interesting. Sherlock takes offense. Competition ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty
Golden Cage by Tashilover reviews
John has been kidnapped by Moriarty. One-sided slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/7/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Safe Mode by Vivian Street reviews
Time freezes. Kirk and Spock are the only ones unaffected. But when time resumes, how will the crew react to their new-found friendship?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,723 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
An Unexpected Confession as Seen by Tony Stark by Dark-Lady-Devinity reviews
For the norsekink prompt "During a battle with The Avengers, Loki confesses that he loves Thor. Awkward silence imminent"
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/24/2011 - [Loki, Thor] Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Konoha's White Streak by reighost reviews
While looking for a way to defeat Madara Naruto accidentally sends himself back in time and wakes up looking like a younger clone of Jiraiya in a time where the Third Shinobi World War is still going strong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 2,296 - Follows: 2,328 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 2865 - Favs: 3,547 - Follows: 2,832 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Obsession Is Only A Stone's Throw Away by XanCrish reviews
All Eragon wants is to have some fun, away from his brother. So he brings home a girl. But that stormy night, things don't go as planned as he's greeted by his very possessive brother at the door. EraMur. SLASH. INCEST. Dub-Con A little EraArya.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
Underwater by BlueRedemption reviews
God hates him. But Naruto finds that being slingshot to the past is by far the least of his worries... especially when an enamoured teenager by the name of Namikaze Minato is vying for his attentions! Rather one-sided MinaNaru, shounen-ai, timetravel, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,429 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Method Acting by Millennium Biscuit reviews
Dain is becoming a little bit too immersed in his character.
Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Dain, Lief - Complete
Love There By Love by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. It took a magical accident to bring Harry to this new universe. It might take only Draco to keep him here. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,246 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Reap the Whirlwind by Ozzallos reviews
Going back was bound to make ripples, but soon that would be the least of his concerns.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,785 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
A Sherlock Medley by TeddyTR reviews
Warning, this is a crack fic! Not one story, but many little pieces of madness. Teaser: "Sherlock, I have to study in pink." "Mmm, that sounds tasty." Rated M for language and slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Minato and the Hyuuga Twins by Lucillia reviews
The incident Kakashi alluded to in Not Quite a Kage Killer in which Minato kisses the Hyuuga twins.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Minato N., Hizashi H. - Complete
April Fool by LittlePippin76 reviews
April Fool's Day.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On The Topic of Nicknames by BaronBamboozle reviews
Hashirama is having troubles coming up with a suitable petname of Madara, and vice versa. A HashiMada ficlette.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Reverse Destiny by God Fist reviews
Naruto is inadvertantly thrown into the past after a battle with Sasuke and wakes up deep in a remote cave. He finds the legendary Sword of Totsuka in the cave and later learns that he is stranded in a time during the Second Great Shinobi War! Spoilers...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,903 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Naruto U.
Endless Devotion by Anachronist Panda reviews
Mikami Teru's love for his God is purely religious. …Right? Light/Mikami.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Mikami T., Light Y.
Flash Drive by dorydafish reviews
Finn finds out Karofsky's secret - 'He knew that if he walked out right now, he could pretend that everything was still the same. That Karofsky wasn't gay. That he hadn't kissed Kurt.' Some one-sided Kurtofsky. ONE SHOT!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2011 - D. Karofsky, Finn H. - Complete
Uncharted by Brittany Diamond reviews
The thought of loving a man is more than startling to Watson. Holmes leads the way. Movieverse with book-style tendencies.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,984 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Crossdress for Charity by The Raven and the Fox reviews
What'll it take to get Uchiha Sasuke into a miniskirt? A good cause? Bribery? Or perhaps the admiration of a certain blond…? SasuNaru PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rewrite by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
A web of time-travel, do-overs, romance, friendship, humor, angst, and death after death to bring Dave to new chances and new life, because all he wants is Kurt and to set things right, to undo his regrets. .:. Kurtofsky, mostly AU, multi-chap, complete.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,934 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Making Him Stay by grannysknitting reviews
Sherlock decides that if he wants his flatmate to stick around, things will have to change at Baker Street
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Oatmeal on Rainy Days by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
In which the weather is depressing, Shisui is ludicrous, and Itachi is just Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
The Taming of the Land of Big Comfy Beds by ckret2 reviews
If you were to ask Hashirama how he felt, he'd say he was happy. If you were to ask Madara, he'd say his feet were cold and Hashirama's head was cutting off circulation to his arm. But on the other hand, it was a nice bed. HashiMada. Pure fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
The Hangover by enigma-kar reviews
Sherlock and John wake up together in the same bed with two of the worst hangovers in history. So begins the quest to find out exactly what happened that previous night.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,389 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Blame Max by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Chris Colfer knows who he is, what his sexuality is like, and how to be a professional actor. But sometimes certain costars make actors blur the lines a little, and Chris can't help but blame Max Adler for this stupid crush. .:. Sequel to I Blame Karofsky
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Causality by Rydia Highwind reviews
cau·sal·i·ty : the relation of cause and effect. Things go a little differently in Gluttony's stomach, and the end result changes everything. Ling/Ed, AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Edward E., Ling Y. - Complete
When Life Gives You Dishes, Make Hot Fudge Cake by Rydia Highwind reviews
"Ling Yao, when I get out of these ropes and regain the ability to move my limbs, /your ass is mine/." Ling/Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Edward E., Ling Y. - Complete
Nothing Gold by Rydia Highwind reviews
Ling has gained immortality. Ed has not. Ling/Ed, post-manga, AU ending.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,230 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Ling Y., Edward E. - Complete
A Restless Pillow by CaffieneKitty reviews
John and Sherlock share a bed, or at least they try to. GEN, Conversation-format.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/11/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Bijozakura Seal by megyal reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are bonded together, entirely against their wishes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,082 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Undressing the Onion by Quillslinger reviews
Shisui wants to take someone else to the dance. Oh no. ItaShi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he's eleven again, no one is turning out the same way, the Sorting Hat won't Sort him, the Malfoys are looking at him strangely, and - it's time for another visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4448 - Favs: 8,830 - Follows: 10,342 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Smile For Me by miss-cold reviews
He had never done anything to displease any one in his life. But Metro Man knew he'd wiped the smile off Megamind's face all those years ago. MMxMM eventual slash
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Megamind, Metro Man
Teaching Sherlock A Lesson by Jennistar1 reviews
John gets jealous. Sherlock doesn't. Yeah right.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Brother Is An Idiot by PrincessNala reviews
In simple terms? John Watson and Sherlock Holmes are in love with each other. Only the infuriating fact of the matter is that neither man has a clue of the other's feelings. And I, for one, am sick to death of their ignorance. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Bowled Over by dorydafish reviews
Speculation about the Superbowl Episode. "But at that moment Kurt thought he looked like a lost little boy. Kurt wasn't scared of Karofsky anymore. He pitied him."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 216 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus by Amory Sparkly Bat reviews
How could she *not* believe? *She* saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Merry Christmas Kurt by dorydafish reviews
"WELL? Say something?" Dave blinked. What did Kurt want him to say? His mind went blank so he said the very next thing that came into his head. "Your hair's grown." KURTOFSKY TWO-SHOT!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Dammit, Don't Jump, Man! by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Puck was just minding his own business, filling out his community service when, suddenly, he notices somebody about to jump... holy crap! .:. suicidal!Karofsky. hinted Dave/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Puck, D. Karofsky - Complete
A House is not a Home by selenityshiroi reviews
This is a prompt fill from the LJ Fic Meme. John and Sherlock got a flat share because they needed to split the rent. But when John comes into money, people wonder 'why hasn't he found a place of his own' The actual prompt is inside the story
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,002 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/24/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Displacement by Camunki reviews
Karofsky just can't stop thinking about that kiss. Kurt is far too willing to accept drinks. Kurtofsky, Kurt/Karofsky Slash, Dub-con, Rated M. Two-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Karofsky Takes It Back by Serious Snugglebunnies reviews
Kurt finally gets the kiss he deserves - plus Karofsky sings! Set the week following the famous locker room scene. For those who want Karofsky to find redemption and Kurt to find happiness.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
What I thought by Spottedpath13-Stripe reviews
How Dave Karofsky's feelings grew for a certain soprano. Starts off at thier first year of highschool, ends at the end of the "Never been kissed" episode. Karofsky's POV. Male/Male. Some spoliers.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,251 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Listening to You, I Get the Music by Invader Miraza reviews
A few short song-inspired Megamind/Metroman drabbles; ranges from fluff, smut, humor and what have you. Slash ahoy!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Megamind, Metro Man
Amnesty by rubyliss reviews
Kurt reacts to Karofsky's kiss. One shot. Thank you so much for the reviews-they made my day!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
A Perfect Denial by SecretLifeOfAChemNerd reviews
Dave Karofsky was NOT gay. Even suggesting something so ridiculous would get you a broken face courtesy of 'The Fury', and as a result, he spent most of his time wanting to punch himself in the face for the dreams that kept him up at night.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
A Relationship with Sherlock Holmes by grannysknitting reviews
John wakes up married. Sherlock wonders what took him so long. Slash but not at all graphic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Holding Out For A Hero by Kitty Smith reviews
"I'm still a villain, you know. I always will be." Metroman discovers his and Megamind's origins when he was still just a boy and everything he knows about Megamind is flipped upside down. MegamindxMetroman friendship or preslash fits with canon
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Metro Man, Megamind - Complete
It's the memory I hold closest by SesshyLover-cha reviews
Megamind, while in the old schoolhouse he and Metroman attended- which had since become the Hero's hideout- goes on an emotional trip that reveals some secrets about the two that Roxanne would rather not know. Rated T to be safe.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Megamind, Metro Man - Complete
Tales from the Frontier by coincident reviews
Five ways Konoha's founders didn't change history. Ensemble cast/one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
The Driving Lesson by SherlockianGirl reviews
John tried to teach Sherlock how to drive a car. Once. Never again.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Anywhere but here by the-beginning-of-the-end reviews
Spock is taking some advice on friendship too far, and frankly, Jim has had enough.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/22/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Wrong Order by Dayja reviews
Donovan is annoyed with Sherlock, and Anderson offers a chance at revenge. Their little practical joke turns out to be a bit more deadly than they intended.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Obito's Legacy by wife-chan reviews
Kakashi has already lost Obito. By accident, he finds Obito's legacy and he isn't about to lose him too. Time travel. De-aged, post-war Harry. AU. Kakashi Gaiden. WIP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 100,133 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Hate This and I'll Love You by TheProblematique reviews
A contagion aboard the Enterprise brings everyone's true emotions to the surface, even those buried under layers of logic. Based on TOS episode "The Naked Time".
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,722 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
How the Wood Was Won by coincident reviews
"So..can I have your life force?" Madara/Hashirama. CRACK, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Intimate Relations by wife-chan reviews
Uchiha Naruto's only just found his one remaining family member, and the prank potential is just too much to pass up. Faux!gay!SasuNaruSasu, Confused&Disturbed!EverybodyElse. AU. WIP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,417 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Be Careful What You Drink For by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, HPGW, oneshot. Harry drinks a potion that he hopes will show him his future. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,274 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A packet of crisps and a Retcon pill by Jinxed-Wood reviews
"Listen, it's easy. Just chat him up, dose his drink, and then vacate the area. Problem solved," Jack said, throwing Gwen the bottle of Retcon pills...
Crossover - Torchwood & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Gwen C., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry Or Fighting Over John Watson by Jessa7 reviews
Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Colder Water by Quillslinger reviews
The devil is in the details. Shisui. Itachi. A sorta love story. Novella.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,784 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Ars Amatoria by Diamond Mask reviews
Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
By Candlelight by GlassAngel reviews
Or, the five times John went to Angelo's restaurant with Sherlock. Only one turns into a date. Mild John/Sherlock at the end, mentions events from episodes 1 and 3.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/19/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Anticipated Serendipity by kc creation reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Ed cared an awful lot for his Xingese boyfriend. A collection of Ed/Ling drabbles.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Edward E., Ling Y. - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
I Now Pronounce You by Animegoil reviews
Prompt: "While out to dinner at a pizza place, Phillipa buys and gives her daddy a plastic ring from one of the machines so he can propose to papa!Arthur. Bonus if Arthur says yes." Children clearly see what adults prefer to tiptoe around.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2010 - D. Cobb, Arthur - Complete
Week of Miracles by coincident reviews
So he grew trees the way he grew old, and she set bones the way she set records. Hashirama/Madara, Tsunade. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Tsunade S., Hashirama S. - Complete
Duelling by electrickpurple reviews
The Sheriff of Nottingham asks Gisborne to perform a task for him - one that will cost him dearly, as well as his unwitting adversary. Robin/Guy slash, M rated just in case! **NEW CHAPTER ADDED**
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,674 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Guy of Gisborne, Robin Hood
The Tale of the Two Konoha Shinobi by Powerofmind99 reviews
When Jiraiya dies, believing that his story is over, he remembers that the best writers never publish their first draft. Follow him back to his genin days, where both fun and danger await. Time Travel, AU, Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru
A Stitch in Time by Pluma Desatada reviews
What if Team Seven could have seen, the day Orochimaru bit Sasuke, the future that will come when he takes his offer? Naruto: loved, admired, Hokage. Sakura: strong, confident, head of the hospital. And Sasuke? What does his future hold? Will he like it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,560 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
We'll Walk In Ecstasy by ED of Oblivion reviews
An alien anomaly changes Jim in a way no one could have predicted. His relationship with Spock is ultimately put to the test. Vulcan!Kirk. Kirk/Spock. Plot reverse of "The Chase."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,184 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/20/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Tomato by Average Naruto reviews
Time Travel. In Kushina's first day of class, she expected many things. Her strange classmate Uzumaki Naruto was not one of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,504 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Kushina U., Naruto U.
What Will Be, Will Be by Kerchan reviews
Spock x Kirk A strange anomaly has somehow transported the older versions of Jim, Spock, and McCoy to the new time line where the young, new crew must now observe what could be their future.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,777 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
5 Times Watson Was Replaced and 1 Time He Wasn't by Jennistar1 reviews
ANOTHER 5 times fic of mine! I'm sorry! This time a tale about how Holmes gets over Watson...or attempts to anyway! Enjoy!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
The Sight of Heaven by Prince Harming reviews
The heartbreaking tale of Mikami Teru's quest to please God.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257,255 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Mikami T., Light Y. - Complete
Madara at the Wedding by coincident reviews
Hey, hey, Shodaime. I don't like your girlfriend. Madara/Hashirama. CRACK, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Unfinished Buisness by Googala2 reviews
Madara has some unfinished business with the Senju...The crack of all crack as my friend so blatantly put it. LOL! YAOI/FUNNY
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
In Love With A Ghost by believable-pen reviews
Ianto appears to Jack...
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Heart's Desire by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
What did Albus Dumbledore truly see when he looked into the Mirror of Erised?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
The Exclusive by Kayliana reviews
A hotshot reporter devises a clever way to get an exclusive interview with Batman-but it doesn't go quite as planned, and he learns a few unexpected things about Gotham's top two "public enemies"...Oneshot. Batman/Joker SLASH.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2010 - [Bruce W./Batman, Joker] - Complete
Mangekyō Sharingan by Wingwyrm reviews
Sasuke wanted to be able to use Tsukuyomi. He didn't realise how bad pretending to get the Mangekyō would affect the members of his family. Gen, time travel, description of rape, prequel of Team Tensai not required to understand TT. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,848 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Twice at Dawn by coincident reviews
Two prodigies, and a boy who watched them. Itachi/Shisui, Obito narrates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,316 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Torune, Shisui U. - Complete
Time's Spinning Gears by Port in the Storm reviews
Minato, in the shinigami's stomach, sees what should have never been allowed to happen. Naruto, killed at 11 years old. The shinigami gives him a choice. Go into his son's body, and act as him, or remain as a dead spirit. Minato chooses the obvious.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,528 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Minato N.
You Shall Go To The Ball by Quillslinger reviews
Shisui takes Itachi to the prom. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
It's All Relative by Owl344 reviews
Orochimaru is winning, and Konoha and almost all of its citizens are dead. It's up to Naruto and Co. to go back in time into their genin bodies and save the world. Unfortunately, no one told Kakashi this. And he wants, badly, to know what's going on...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Kakashi H.
Mine by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
Why Watson really didn't get a wink of sleep that night in the prison yard. Implied Holmes/Watson based on the prompt "prison" movieverse.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Itachi did WHAT? The Talk with the Uchihas by Funk Coffin reviews
Uchiha Fugaku and Mikoto were planning on giving their youngest son, Sasuke, the The Talk. However, Itachi seemed to have already told Sasuke everything he needed to know about the subject--through experience. ItaSasu, Uchihacest. Oneshot. Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Undercover by pretend-to-care reviews
Watson is sleeping peacefully...until Holmes bursts in and demands to hide from a pair of thugs in plain sight as Watson's dozing wife. Hard to explain. NO SLASH, but enough bromance to choke the life out of you. Only best friends share beds. R&R!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Seduction by Induction by coincident reviews
Because even psychotic S-class killer missing-nin are lovesick teenagers at some point. ItaShi/one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
What Really Matters by ErithEl reviews
What if Sasuke was the one who saw Naruto being beat up by Karui instead of Sai? From chapter 454 and 455. Just a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unexpected by thatHarlot reviews
Jim and Spock meet for one night in San Francisco as teenagers, and Jim goes back to Iowa with an unexpected souvenir. Kirk/Spock MPREG
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
A Pocketbook of Insanity by Wraithwitch reviews
Pre-movie. Origin story. Watson's first documented unofficial case after he moves in to Baker Street: the alarming madness of one Sherlock Holmes...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,093 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Through the Door by Melvisik reviews
In which a dumbfounded Mary hears the boys fighting about something John wants but Holmes adamantly refuses...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Laocoon by ChiaroscuroSoup reviews
Occurs after Jim realizes what West means to use the women for and changes to show what West may have wanted with him. One-shot. Complete.
28 Days Later - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,608 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Quickest Way by crystalblood reviews
Jim is infatuated with his first officer, but nothing gets past that Vulcan exterior. He has no choice but to enlist the help of his crew.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,977 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Camping Sucks by enemytosleep reviews
Ed and Ling ensure there will always be tons of firewood at camp. Written for LJ's springkink with the prompt:Ed/Ling: temptation - so strange and new and beautiful
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward E., Ling Y. - Complete
Conceptions of the Self by ChangeIsJustifiable reviews
07 - Sore throats, nightmares, and the differences between organics and Cybertronians - something is terribly wrong with Sam. To live is to evolve, and shape alone is not enough. Think of it as a mutual learning experience. Bot!Sam Bee/Sam
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 198,483 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Somewhere In Time: A Fanfiction by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
Lestat -Interview With the Vampire, etc- becomes involved with time travel when Louis goes missing after a fight. He only has one chance to get things right. Loosely based on the movie Somewhere In Time -which is fantastic.-
Crossover - Misc. Books & Somewhere in Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Black Tie by TheProblematique reviews
Spock is wearing a tuxedo without a tie. Where is it? Only Jim knows, and he's not telling.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,078 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Some Things Should Never Be Seen by Sergeant-Politeness reviews
While walking home an innocent bystander catches sight of something shocking. Omc, Batman/Joker One-Shot M for lanuage.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Because by SkywardShadow reviews
At times like those, Itachi would ask why Shisui went so far for him. And Shisui's answer was always the same. :ShiIta; Drabble:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
On the Couch by Cattiechaos reviews
Valentine's Day never goes over well in the Akatsuki. HidaDei mischief; Warning: lime in the omake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,780 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Cleaning House by Cattiechaos reviews
With nine men living under the same roof, cleaning was pretty much a lost cause.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
That Backrub Scene by TheProblematique reviews
Also known as the scene which conclusively proves that Kirk/Spock is canon. Rebooted and rewritten with much fluff for all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
It's Just a Step to the Left by Nugar reviews
Orochimaru: Evil, deviant, insane genius, or misunderstood, evil, deviant, insane genius? With a time trip back to their respective childhoods at stake, Naruto listens to him pour out a tale of woe just a little too long. Oops. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 145 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Orochimaru, Naruto U.
PostMarital Sabotage by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Because Sherlock Holmes knows, more than anyone else, that it never just ends with the wedding vows. Holmes/Watson, EXTENDED TO FIVE-SHOT.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,441 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Never Too Late by ED of Oblivion reviews
Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. Also known as, “Five times Spock thought no one was looking, and one time he knew he was caught.” De-aged/kid!fic. Kirk/Spock friendship or pre-slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Chase by ED of Oblivion reviews
Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. When Pon Farr strikes, Kirk uses it to his advantage and leads Spock on a wild chase throughout the Enterprise. An unimpressed McCoy is caught in the middle of it all. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Evidence Suggests by PyroLily reviews
Holmes,' said Watson, 'I'm going to marry Mary and there's nothing you can do about it.' Eventual slash and plenty of bromantic goodness
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010
The Killing Moon by NeverNever reviews
Harry Potter's saving-people-thing is set to become the bane of Draco Malfoy's life - alongside Dark Lords, werewolves, ex-teachers, Horcruxes and not-dead-enough ancestors. HP/DM slash. Set post-HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 156,048 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Obvious by Maiden of the Moon reviews
There's nothing quite so obvious as love... Particularly if you're as observant as Mycroft. Implied HolmesxWatson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Up Close and Personal by Sheila Snow reviews
Dr. Alan Grant pioneers the exciting new field of Anthropologic Paleontology. Note: This story is preslash, Alan/Billy, so do not read if same sex relationships offend you! Many thanks to my wonderful beta readers -- foolish m0rtal, myystic, and Ros.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,474 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Hidan learns about Yaoi by Sword-of-Shin reviews
Hidan finds out what Yaoi is... short one-shot, no actual yaoi action. Rated T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Kakuzu, Hidan, and Pocky by Sword-of-Shin reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan receive a strange package from.... yaoi fangirls? Short one-shot, rated T for Hidan's language. Could be seen as a sort of sequel to "Hidan learns about Yaoi".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Gift by Margan reviews
A moment of jealousy can cause enough regret for a life time. Obito knows this too well. Time-travel, follows canon, one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H. - Complete
Time, Mr Potter? by Tw15teD reviews
Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,226 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,628 - Follows: 4,559 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Protocol 56C by Nan00k reviews
In which Chuck follows protocols and stays on Planet 51. Lem can't help but feel a little happy about all this. Lem/Chuck
Planet 51 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Lem, Chuck - Complete
Alternate Universe! by Crossover King 46 reviews
During the Mizuki incident, Naruto did not learn the Kage Bunshin. Instead, he managed to come across a technique with a use steeped in madness... What is the Alternate Universe Kuchiyose no Jutsu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Where Did I Go Wrong? by Desperate For Attention reviews
But his eyes, those beautiful eyes that vibrated with excitement only a few nights before at the sight of me were suddenly repulsed and hateful. Steve Leonard/Darren Shan. Slash.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Steve Leonard, Darren Shan - Complete
Sunshine by Lucillia reviews
Drabble. Madara and a Hyuuga witness Hashirama trying out a jutsu on a scroll he'd "swiped" from his brother. The results of the jutsu were somewhat...interesting.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Coffee by lazaefair reviews
There's plenty of time left tonight / I promised I'd have you home before daylight. Ahkmenrah/Larry UST. Do not read if you do not like gratuitous coffee drinking.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ahkmenrah, Larry D. - Complete
Ripple by miforever29 reviews
When the impossible becomes possible and the line between dreams and reality blurs, what will Naruto do when he's confronted with the past? And what does this mean for the present and the future? Time travel fic. On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,225 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Strange Bedfellows by Alory Shannon reviews
A fluffy little drabble set in the future, a year or so after Sasuke returns to Konoha. NaruSasuSaku friendship fic. Because there really isn't enough warm and fuzzy genfic out there for these three.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Firsts by hyenateeth reviews
Various first events between Kakuzu and Hidan. AU. Angsty. Probably not what you'd expect from a series of firsts. Some KakuHida. Focus greatly on Hidan. Now a possible series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Understanding Backwards by NephyRiddle reviews
Rewrite of Dark Angel. PreHBP. Harry is the reincarnation of Salazar Slytherin. He finds himself spending the summer with Snape and Malfoy; Dumbledore’s orders. Add an unexpected trip to the Marauders’ era and mysterious creatures that are targeting him..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 2,419 - Follows: 2,609 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Blue Eyed Boy by Mockingbird Quester reviews
Spock Prime notices that nu!Kirk's eyes are a different color than those of his own universe's Kirk. How does this impact him, and how does he deal with it? Mentions of K/S, S/U and K/M. K/S ending though. Lots of angst and sappiness
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Spock Prime, J. Kirk - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Apples And Pears by lillyankh reviews
Light thinks he knows English. L proves him wrong. Now with translation.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Serpent Tales by Snivellyx reviews
COMPLETE: Harry has come into a magical inheritance but he doesn’t realize it. Unbeknownst to Harry, the first person to kiss him automatically becomes his mate. Written in response to Mistress of Malfoy's First Kiss Challenge. WARNING: Graphic M/M sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,330 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Drifting by xiaou-xijiang reviews
Spock Prime is dying. Kirk can't let go. Oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Spock Prime, J. Kirk - Complete
All Tied Up NaruSasu by merraz2590 reviews
There is only so much a teme like Sasuke can do when he is tied to a bed because of a certain dobe. NARUSASU YAOI ONESHOT REAALLLYYY LONG LEMON...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,024 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
ByeBye Batsy by Amledo reviews
What would happen if Batman was dying and the Joker was the one to find him? Character death and tiny bit of slash. M for safety. One-shot
Batman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Brain Matter by Lanaea reviews
General K/S-ish-ness. I've decided to collect the little one-shots that fly through my brain in here for now.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,023 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6214 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 3,743 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
A Change of Heart by ShelbyLehnsherr reviews
*Logan/Remy* *Even though I know Remy doesn't exist in any of the three X-Men films* Logan is smitten over a certain Cajun and has been showing it over these past few months; can Remy accept how he feels and try to work something out?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Gambit, Wolverine - Complete
Too Hot to Handle by MissJesselle reviews
Jim finds out the drawbacks of being used to a considerably lower body temperature. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,942 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Lack of Discretion by A Touch of Insanity reviews
Bones teaches the crew how to practice safe sex. Well, he tries, anyway. Kirk is an annoying pervert. Chekov has...experience. Uhura is pissed off. Spock is logical. Scotty drinks. Business as usual. Some K/S, no Spock/Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Poor Spock by MissJesselle reviews
Rumor has it that Kirk and Spock are an item.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Five and One: I Wanna Hold Your Hand by Penbrydd reviews
-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Incandescence by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is a novelist who bases his books on the lives of war heroes. Now he wants to write a novel about Potter, who refuses to discuss his most intimate experiences in the war with anyone. Draco is not about to let this stop him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,350 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Clothes Make the Wizard by Lucillia reviews
The "ignorance" regarding muggle dress was mostly a sham. There was another reason that wizards, especially those from the older generations went out in such unusual attire when they were amongst muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Amok Time by Lanaea reviews
K/S Slash. Reboot Rewrite! Something's wrong with Spock. Well, more than usual, anyway...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Pon Farr and You by Lanaea reviews
A guide.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Spock, Sarek - Complete
Cloud Age Symphony by slexenskee reviews
Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,734 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 2,386 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Chocolate and Honey by Zoi no miko reviews
A secret darker than the Stranger's experiments lies behind the city and its purpose, and to survive, John Murdoch must return to the city, to the one man holding the answers... and perhaps more. John Murdoch/Daniel Schreber
Dark City - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2009
How do you appeal to a zebra? by Lovelorn Lindsey reviews
A warped scene from Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa; Alex appeals to the herd of zebras, looking directly for Marty and Marty alone. How special is Marty, anyway? Alex/Marty
Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
The Writing on the Wall by Lanaea reviews
Oneshot, K&S, implications of slash. Captain Kirk sees fit to improve the literary attempts of an anonymous crew member.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
One Small Favor by Lightshade reviews
A one-shot of some Batman/Joker smut. What really should have happened during the interrogation scene...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Redemption by icamna-sunkmanitutankapi reviews
When their only hope is to work together, can Robin learn to forgive - and can Gisborne find redemption at last? -Robin Hood- M/M slash, moderate violence, and a little bit of cheese.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,500 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Robin Hood, Guy of Gisborne - Complete
Mistakes by Reborn Dog Demon Girl reviews
Anna and Carl are looking for both Dracula and Van Helsing...but Anna hears something unexpected within one of the rooms. what are they doing in there! i own nothing in this story, pairing VDxVH
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Scrutiny by Amethyst DragonRider reviews
Geoff observes Wat after an incident, and becomes attracted. Slash! Though non-explicit. Beware of long paragraphs and big words. Oneshot
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Dare The Dark Knight Characters! by OutcastToReality reviews
Yep, you read that right. Right here you can dare ANY of the Dark Knight characters to do ANYTHING. You heard me! ANYTHING. Read more details inside! EPISOE EIGHT HERE!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,284 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mysterious Noises by Incy Little Spider reviews
Marty and Alex wake up in the middle of the night to very strange sounds...whatever shall it be? WARNING: More creepy slash...
Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Of Frogs and Ninja by Cali0623 reviews
It was supposed to be a routine sparring session. But when Naruto gets distracted while attempting to use his new technique, the results are disastrous. Once again, it's up to Sasuke to fix the idiot's mistake. NaruSasuNaru - Spoilers through chapter #438
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blair Witch Project: The True Story by EvilMentalHamster reviews
This is the truth. ScreamFic
Blair Witch Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Complete
Time of No Return by hakanamu reviews
With nothing to gain but everything to lose, Minato risked a last-minute addition to the Shiki Fuuin. He succeeded in wiping Kyuubi from the past, only to discover he had also invalidated his own future…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,377 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Brouillard by BandGeek58407 reviews
In which Chaucer's emotions and society's norms clash and a confession must be made. Slash. Oneshot.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Speech Therapy by GlassBomb reviews
They had nine minutes to live, and he still couldn't say it. Slash, involving Chazz, Jimmy, a deep freeze, humour, pneumonia, sex and chains.
Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Chazz M. M., Jimmy M. - Complete
A Little Push by KayosHybrid reviews
Joker's sanity has never been rocksolid, but what happens when he gets an unexpected tormentor? Complete
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,768 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Bloody Addiction by Nintendo Queen reviews
The Batman...the Joker...two seemingly different entities of darkness. But are they truly so different? Horrible summary. BatmanxJoker Please don't flame me...it's my first attempt at a Jokerman fic
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,991 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
We're So Starving by emberger reviews
What happens when the one you love literally wants to devour you? MartyxAlex. Oneshot. Kinda OOC.
Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Strange Motives by Come like shadows reviews
After Batman is shot, the Joker becomes strangely protective of him. Does Bruce really want to find out why? slash
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Basic Human Needs by Maiden of the Moon reviews
What’s more," L continued, wholly unfazed, "after deep consideration of all factors, I’ve concluded that there is a sixty eight percent chance that you would not only enjoy engaging in sexual intercourse with me, but that you would prefer me to Misa."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/22/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,932 - Follows: 667 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Future Imperfect by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 161 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
What is Slash? by clarex-ama reviews
Harry and Draco discover the world of Drarry slash by accidence... mwahaha... Okay, this may seem silly and it is but I like the idea of Harry and Draco reading Drarry slash together, so shoot me…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mind Games by wild-filly reviews
REPOSTED! Finally back after unexpected deletion. Yagami Raito had considered many possibilities arising from using the Death Note, but being handcuffed to a certain sugar reliant insomniac, and all that this entailed, was not among them... Raito/L.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,067 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/21/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
He's a WHAT? by Ana-chan86 reviews
He could have been anything. A Goblin. An Orc. A Mountain Troll. Hell, he could have been the King of Dwarves for all Harry cared. But NO, of all the magical creatures, Draco Malfoy had to be a vampire. DMHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,934 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wanna Have Sex? by Asuka Kureru reviews
narusasu-sasunaru shonen ai, no actual sex, COMPLETE. Team Hawk socializes with their Konoha peers. Sasuke socializes with Naruto. Kinda. Maybe. Yes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Healing a Shattered Heart by Nephthys Snape reviews
At the loss of his wife, Shikaku is lost. His friends have tried to help him, but it is up to Inoichi to see that Shikaku lives again. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Inoichi Y., Shikaku N. - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'm Too Sexy by MissCloud reviews
The Joker is once again interrogated by Batman... but said clown finds a way to spice it up a little. Slash. Joker/Batman
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Ripples in Time by padfootsrevenger reviews
Harry is victorious and Voldemort is gone, but not all is as it should be. Thrown into the past Harry takes on the role of James Potter’s long lost cousin and attempts to do the one thing Hermione always warned him about. Is this a second chance or curse?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,782 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 3,019 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Harry P.
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ask me Batman by Darkaus reviews
He's asked so many people, "Do you want to know how I got these scars?" Now he wants Batman to ask him. ...Well, it's just more fun that way.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Ambiguity of Love by Selvanic reviews
Kabuto has a purely physical relationship with his master. There's no emotional attachment. He can't afford it. OroKabu/Heavy Yaoi Content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,000 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Dancing along the edge by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews
TDK: Batman makes a deal with the Devil in a Nurse's outfit. Batman/Joker slash. M/M Nolanverse. R/R please! COMPLETE. SHOT.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Teambuilding by Kantayra reviews
Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Kissed a Guy by Synonymous Brian reviews
In which Raito confesses his doings with L to the Task Force through a modified pop song. Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. CRACK. MAJOR OOCNESS. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Landslide by Shaitanah reviews
As little as the Kyuubi knows about human emotions, it knows full well that its container’s heart beats a lot faster when he’s in the presence of one Uchiha Sasuke. Sasuke/Naruto; Kyuubi POV SPOILERS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deliver Me by Anare Silvermoon reviews
As he laid there, blood pooling around his form, he knew that it was too perfect to last forever. But he still prayed.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Mikami T. - Complete
Indigestion, Expired Milk and Sasuke by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour. Rated for short limey type scene and swearing. "Of course!" Sasuke deadpanned. "I can totally understand how you could confuse nausea derived from consuming off dairy products for locking lips with someone you find attractive. Totally."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Falling into Heaven, falling into Hell by Oneiriad reviews
What if, at the end of the movie, Jack pulls Norrington over the edge with him? (Slash - sooner or later, anyway...)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,817 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 3/13/2004
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Not My Intention by MistedVines reviews
Hinata finally works up the courage to ask Naruto on a date; who finds himself at a loss when Sakura explains the necessity of knowing how to kiss. Sai doesn’t understand how he’s been worked into the mix. Sai/Naruto -lemon warning-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Explosives by Skydark reviews
NC-17, Yaoi. They're both wound up so tight, somethings going to blow. LingxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Edward E., Ling Y. - Complete
Showers by baka coconut reviews
Awkward moments. Hilarity. L/Light if you squint.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - L, Light Y.
A Traditional Fairy Tale by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Locked in his ivory tower, Prince Sasuke schemes the murder of his brother, King Itachi the Crazy and Greatly Feared. And then, the knight in shining armour he never wanted turns up...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Forgive Those Who Trespass by Lomonaaeren reviews
COMPLETE. DH SPOILERS, HPDM preslash. Harry was convinced he had an ordinary, if inconvenient, life. Then Ron and Hermione vanished into the Department of Mysteries. And it seems the only person who might know where they are is a mute Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,232 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Baby Talk by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Minato and Kushina. Kakashi. Baby Naruto. A moment in an alternate universe.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
True Elision by Ezan reviews
YAOI RaitoRyuzaki.Raito dies and becomes nothing. But the Shinigami need his soul,so they give him a second chance.They recreate his spirit and send him to a hellish trial where he must face his living nightmares.Intense romance comes late in fic
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 298,904 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 5/8/2007
Crush by Sugahlei reviews
Sasuke decides that alcohol is the next best thing to ignoring his issues...and most definately NOT just Naruto...but Naruto follows him home anyway. NaruSasu kindaPWP. Hey! Rated RNC17 cuz it's definately not tame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 4,297 - Follows: 2,894 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
If Only by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,771 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Rest is Silence by wild-filly reviews
Oneshot, prequel? to Mind Games. A look into the pasts of both L and Raito and the beginnings of how they understand one another, based on their similarities and inherant differences. Character development fic, but might be shounenai if you squint.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Broken Compass by sandysoul reviews
SLASH. Norrington is in trouble and Jack can save him, or damn him.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,428 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 12/6/2007 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Reality in Alteration by Luchia13 reviews
Team 7 tumbles into a dark world where Naruto’s been hokage of a ruined Konoha since he was 13, Sasuke murdered Itachi at 9, and Sakura’s trying to kill them both. What’s going on? And how can they get back to their own world? SasuNaru, SakuIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,178 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
4 0 s e c o n d s by calysto-antonsen reviews
AU after chapter 102. LightRaito's plan worked. Mikami came through. Near did not replace the book in the bank.Spoilers for mangaanime ending. 1st chap au conclusion. rest au drabbles. COMPLETE!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
My Son Has Lost His Mind by weiss kittyn reviews
In L's absence, Raito picks up a few new habits. Souichiro finds himself scarred for life. A mild attempt at humor
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Sympathy and Admiration by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, DH SPOILERS, partially complies with epilogue. Teaching wandless magic to Malfoy's son was strange enough. Harry didn't expect to find out that Malfoy had changed as well. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,966 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
According to Plan by Paineful reviews
Victoria Everglot wasn't quite ready to become a bride, nor was she ready to receive one. [Emily x Victoria. A retelling of The Corpse Bride with Victoria as the main character.]
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,008 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drag by ladyaymie reviews
Akatsuki receives a new mission, the likes of which they've never seen before... CrackFic. Visit profile for link to illustration.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Definitely not a Love Story by estuesday reviews
Kakashi held up a hand. 'We’ll pretend this never happened.' Guy woos Kakashi. Kakashi isn't exactly appreciative of his efforts, nor those of the village on Guy's behalf, and he just might be developing a phobia to flowers. GuyxKakashi. Full Konoha cast.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
123 ways to annoy voldemort by MelovesAxel reviews
It's really funny, I DIDNT WRITE IT MYSELF I FOUND IT ON ANOTHER WEBSITE but i thought it was worth putting it up for people to enjoy...the jift of the story is basically in the title its self.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
A Feminist Theory Interpretation of Nail Polish by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Oneshot. Slight NaruSasu, post timeskip] Sakura thinks aloud and Naruto’s amused. Sasuke isn’t.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Are you awake sasuke? by ritsuka's cousin reviews
Naruto and sasuke are teenagers and are sharing are sharing a bed because kakashi forgot to reserve roons with single beds for himself,Iruka,Sasuke and Naruto,ACCIDENTALLY of course.The conversation between the two..really funny, rated M just in case
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Cat by BoredorBoard reviews
Lack of sleep has light seeing things
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Small Fry, Please by captain con queso reviews
Hidan curses the day he became partners with that cheap bastard.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Kakuzu and Hidan's Fun Night by Winter-Rae reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan wake up together and with horrible hangovers Kakuzu's missing his right arm and Hidan's lost his rosary. Together they find the other Akatsuki members and try to piece together what happened.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
VINDICATED by wallflowerxiii reviews
Before dying, Raito is given one last chance to set things right and unexpectedly gets sent back in time to when he first discovered the Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,133 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Light Y., L
The Stupid Toad Woman by jordanstr8 reviews
This was written for a challenge at MuggleNet Fan Fiction. We all know that in OotP, Hedwig gets attacked by Umbridge. This is her point of view of the attack. Funny, if I do say so myself. Rated for brief swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Dolores U. - Complete
A Boy And His Car by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Sam Witwicky has everything a boy could want: the hot girlfriend, the loving family, and the awesome car that transforms into a giant robot. Figures he'd fall for the car. Sam/Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
15 ways to piss of L and Light by SpasticGum reviews
15 different ways to piss of L and Light, mostly L. Um, for some reason, it says The Stalk, as a title. But it isn't, please ignore it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Brown Sugar Cubes by arirang reviews
The beach promises sand, sun, ocean, girls, and yes, brown sugar cubes, but there's more in store for Light and L! My muse went AWOL and this oneshot was supposed to be profound and heart wrenching, but I came up with this instead. Yaoi, slight crackfic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Cordial Correspondence by ckret2 reviews
After that mess with Akatsuki, Lee sends Gaara a letter to make sure he's doing well. Gaara's less than grateful. His siblings try to 'teach' letter answering etiquette to the Kazekage, with some rather unfortunate side effects. [Oneshot, light GaaraLee]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
A Year's Temptation by Lomonaaeren reviews
DMHP slash, post War, post Hogwarts. Draco isn't pleased to discover he's a Veela at twenty four, especially since both he and Harry are married to other people. Harry proposes a compromise that might work, or might make things monumentally worse. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,448 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Crash by sharingank reviews
In which Deidara has a headache, and Tobi suggests a shower. Little known to Deidara, Tobi fully intends to join him. DeiTobi oneshot. Note the rating. It's there for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Good Morning, Light! by MikariStar reviews
Being chained to another boy and putting up with an obsessive girlfriend while trying to catch a supernatural killer are not easy things for Light and today he's having a worse morning then usual.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,480 - Follows: 232 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Mommy Itachi by EvilPyroKitty17 reviews
Naruto is turned into a three year old, and thinks Itachi is his mom. How will the homicidal criminal handle motherhood?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Elysium by Miskit reviews
Maximus plots to rid Rome of the false emperor Commodus. With a soul bitter and full of hatred for those that have wronged him, how will he react when he finds himself falling in love with a slave? Eventual yaoi. MaximusxOc. Rating will go up.
Gladiator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2007
Every Dog Has Its' Day by Beboots reviews
The most lamentable comedy of the Seven Days Furher. Features Furher!Ed and mentions of Emperor LingXEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 244 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A little fight goes a long way by Cgsgothchick reviews
After the encounter with Commedous in the battle arena Something has changed DRAMATICALLY! what will Maximus think and how would he deal with it MxC later chapters
Gladiator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sleeping Pills by Hybrid-Demon reviews
Raito has had enough. He is determined to sleep no matter what, no matter how extreme the circumstances, no matter what L does when he's unconscious. LxRaito CRACK. MAJOR CRACK. MAJOR OOC CRACK. The love child of Boredom and me. You have been warned.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/18/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
There is no forever by WhitexoutxOptics reviews
Simple oneshot. Kakuzu and Hidans first meeting, skipping between parts of their lives with eachother, right until the very end.Yaoi, KakuzuxHidan, Lime I guess?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Who Died and Made You Lolita? by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Truth or Dare by uber.katt reviews
Three marauders, some alcohol... Less than you two dolts! ...and a game of truth or dare. RemusSirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Closet Cuddler by Quack says the T-shape reviews
In which Sasuke has an uke moment. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One by Seto's Darkness reviews
Sasuke just wanted one chance to be with Naruto and he's going to get it, no matter what. Even if it meant showing that he was prettier than that Sakura that Naruto crushes on… [SasuNaru AU yaoi, fluff]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Taste by Hikaru R. Kudou reviews
Shounen ai, Raito and L. A conversation between the two over breakfast. Raito: 'I happen to like them that way. Is my taste bothering you?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
Kiss by fightingcomet reviews
Light, what's it like to kiss? Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
The chance of a life time and beyond by reighost reviews
Harry goes back in time. Not as a teacher, or an exchange student but as your everyday Muggleborn eagerly waiting for the start of the first year of seven years of education needed to become a fully fledged wizard... The thing is, it's going to be 1971
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P.
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Mirror Mirror on the Wall by elveljung reviews
Misa looks into the mirror and sees rather more than she wanted to. RaitoL, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Misa A. - Complete
The birds and the bees by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi decides it's his duty to tell his students about the birds and the bees, but they're not all too willing... are they...? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Little finger by Shikyou Daemon reviews
Raito's got them all wrapped around his finger, most don't notice, but Mastuda does. [RaitoxMatsuda][spoilers for all]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Light Y., Matsuda T. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Exploding Stars by Sweetsong reviews
[Yaoi] Waking up naked next to your rival only to find out you're married to each other never bodes well with anyone. Much less Naruto and Sasuke. [NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,850 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Of Love and Monday Mornings by Seto's Darkness reviews
It was one Monday morning when Sasuke fell in love with Naruto [SasuNaru Bully!Sasuke]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Equivalent Exchange by Seto's Darkness reviews
I'll admit that you're better than me AND I'll tell Sakura to date you. Under one condition: You have to let me kiss you. [SasuNaru NaruSasu Sasukebirthday fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sai Doesn't Approve by Tanuki-dono reviews
Sai just doesn't understand. [Neji, Sai, Naruto, Lee]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Neji H., Sai - Complete
Confessions of an Avenger by sharingank reviews
In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
The Art of Kissing by ivy-queen reviews
After hearing a conversation between Ino and Sakura, Sai becomes curious about the idea of kissing. As a result, his team mates find themselves in very awkward situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Goodbye Kiss by Horologii reviews
[NaruSasu] [One Shot.] Iruka and a five year old Naruto bumps into Kakashi who is baby sitting a young Sasuke Uchiha. The two chibi boys play together while the older teenagers talk. But, what happens when Naruto wants to say goodbye to his new friend?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
sensus tactilis by icefalcon reviews
Uchihacest. [Kisame POV] Itachi didn't touch people.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fruitier Quirks by firefly reviews
It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/15/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Bullfrog, Chickenhawk, Turtledove by Starkiller reviews
Diego contemplates the companion and friend he has found in Sid, and his changing feelings towards him. DiegoxSid, slash. Spoilers, takes place during Ice Age 2.
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Sid, Diego - Complete
Hate You by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Naruto defeats Sasuke in a most... unorthodox manner. Sasuke is not happy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
Curiosity by PeppermintRakky reviews
Cameron and Chase listen to a very weird conversation behind a closed door... Between House and... Wilson! All in name of curiosity. A little bit slashy, but not even for real. Confused? Well, read to discover. And review to make me happy!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Rusty Communication by Sun Ying reviews
It is discovered that the infamous handcuffs are rusting inside. Will our favorite geniuses be able to find a way out of the chain, or will they find another way to occupy their time?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Lessons by Gigabomb reviews
Jiraiya x Orochimaru during the time of the Great War. An unconventional relationship is brought about through Jiraiya's misadventures with women.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Whoops! by SoullessShadow reviews
Warning: A Nightmare Before Christmas crossover and slight yaoi. What if Victor accidently placed the ring on a finger that wasn't Emily's?
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2005
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,734 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
And He Never Drank Again by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Ah, the fun that can be had with alcohol and the authority to preform legal marriages. The Sannin's have a reunion they won't forget, at least, assuming they can remember it the next morning. I suppose this technically counts as yaoi...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Tsunade S. - Complete
Deli Counter by Diseverus reviews
Oneshot. You chase a friend throughout the globe only to discover he didn't appreciate it. What happens when the friend you chase makes you hungry? Slight slash. Marty x Alex
Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2005 - [Alakay/Alex, Marty] - Complete
Why Does It Do That? by Monna Sakura reviews
A very short, more than a little pointless and stupid conversation between Kakashi and Iruka. Beware, very twitchalicious.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2005
What You Didn't Know About Sasuke by Cyberwolf reviews
And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/28/2005
Side Effects by ChibiRisu-chan reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are sent on a yearlong undercover mission, with help from Naruto's sexynojutsu. But nobody had asked whether it could have side effects... [Shounenai, KakaIru, some OC students, and a pregnant Iruko...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,537 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Things Snape Would Say if He Read Fanfic by Bamfwriter reviews
A lighthearted look at what our favorite snarky git might say if he came across Fanfiction Dot Net.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Severus S.
Sweet Vanilla by The Freaky Butt Mate reviews
[Drabble] [mm] A freezing cold night. Steve's room. Left alone. With Steve. Even more highly recommended against. Especially when vanilla muffins are involved. [SteveDarren]
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/12/2005
Wandering Mind by Ersatz Smile reviews
Darren is curious and wants to experiment with kissing; Steve volunteers. (A.U) (Slash)
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2005
Something Kinda Funny by Indigo Kitti reviews
Harry seems to have forgotten something very important over the summer. When he arrives back at Hogwarts Dumbledore and Snape break the news to a very shocked Harry. Draco Malfoy is carrying his child. DMHP slash, mpreg, 7th year, note the genre
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,753 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004
Switched! by Minnionette reviews
It all began with an evil statue that switched their bodies. Now, physically weaker, Naruto has to cope with girlbonding and PMSing. That’s not nearly as bad as Inner Sakura and the ninetailed fox refusing to get along semipeacefully.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,887 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Wizard's Chess by LuckyMoonProngs reviews
A potion gone wrong sends four unwitting students into a game. A game that three have played before, with nearly disastrous consequences. It does not bode well for this one, not when the group is forced to different sides. One side must lose. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Amai by ChibiRisu-chan reviews
KakaIru Side Effects spinoff written in half an hour to try to catch the Feb 14 date stamp and compensate for a fried hard drive...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Name That Fik by Shivvlan reviews
Want something new? Want something exciting? Want to read like you've never read before? Want SasuNaru? Want just about every other pairing known to exist? Well, I hope not, because it's not in here. But there's other stuff. Heaps of it. Go fish!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,656 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Truth or Dare by JenniGellerBing reviews
Remus tells of his first kiss. New Years ficlet, SBRL, MWPP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Tome of Entrapment by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Draco has been obsessed with Harry Potter since the beginning, but how did his hatred turn into his protecting Harry above even his own safety? One thing's for sure: being trapped in a book with the person you secretly loved wasn't a picnic. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,675 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shinobi Shindig by firefly reviews
Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/25/2004
War of Affections by Bizzle reviews
A slight touch of friendly malice and amusement towards those we love keeps our affections for them from turning flat." You can fight each other, tooth and nail, but one should at least always have the curtousy to snuggle. (NaruSasu)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/4/2004
Tanjoubi no jutsu by ChibiRisu-chan reviews
A Side Effects side story for Kakashi's birthday Sept. 15. KakaIru, technical mpreg, Team 7, and wacky highjinks. Complete! Finally...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,880 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Thoughts of a General, a Slave, a Gladiator! by IrishSmurph reviews
What was Maximus thinking as he lost everything, went into slavery, became the Gladiator who defied an empire? Here's my take on what was going through Maximus Decimus Meridius's mind through the movie.
Gladiator - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Complete
Phase by Katanes Dreamer reviews
Harry goes through a phase. This involves snogging a lot of people. Slashy with many pairings, including HD. I put this under R, just to be safe. R as in Really plotless, pointless drivel. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sound Effects by ChibiRisu-chan reviews
AKA Breakfast at the schoolhouse. Random side story to Side Effects. Shounenai, KakaIru, maybe classified as mpreg although not really, read Side Effects for why... Aka a onehour oneshot excuse to say yes I'm alive kinda sorta...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Hurting Harry Potter by VG Jekyll reviews
Draco feels like he's being watched by someone who means him harm. Slash & written as reaction to 'Draco cheats on Harry, Harry leaves depressed, then Draco wants him back'-fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,323 - Follows: 430 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Running Backwards by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Sasuke fails to be stupid like in the manga. [Alternate ending]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/8/2004
Fleeting by Sunfreak reviews
Words that were spoken, but not necessarily meant. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2003
Neville Longbottom The Boy Who Lived by wrongturn reviews
Need anything more than the title? Well, here it goes: Harry's world has changed drastically, but he's still not quite alone. It seems Draco Malfoy too, knows the world is wrong. He wants out. But could it be right for Harry? HPDM SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,550 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/18/2003 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Sunfreak reviews
Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 93 - Published: 6/20/2003
On the Fence by Sunfreak reviews
Kakashi and Iruka kill some time and end up getting an eyeful. Kakairu, Narusasu, and Sakuno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2003
Of Sight and Sound by positivefly reviews
*Complete!* When a detention goes awry can Harry and Draco learn to work together?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,162 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2003 - Published: 10/8/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All's Fair in Love and War by afrai reviews
Chaucer's after Wat. That's the only explanation. Implied slash.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
One True Moment by Miss Geoffery Chaucer reviews
One shot Vignette. Companion piece to The Next Best Thing. Wat's POV. WARNING: SLASH implied Will/Wat and overuse of the word "fong."
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Complete
A Knightmare by Fyrie reviews
I wanted to experiment with the AKT character voices. This is the result. (Slash implied in a very silly sense)
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/18/2002
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001