Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
I don't see it up where it used to be. D: Maybe you can, but I can't see the link anymore. D: So.. there it is! :D
Every time I say something like "expect something soon", it should be translated as "expect something hopefully before this year ends." I'm awful at giving myself deadlines. :P But fear not, readers! (If I have any left) I shall finally update by the end of this week! Whether it is a new story or a new chapter, SOMETHING will be added! Hopefully some new chapters, though. owo I really have no control, even though I should. I'm going to fix some of my old story failures, so be prepared! Hopefully soon! Guh, I need to sleep more.
I am now obsessed with Dengeki Daisy. owo It's a really wonderful shoujo manga. It's absolutely brilliant. I would definitely suggest it to anyone. Sadly, I have read all of the chapters that are out now, so I'll have to find something else to obsess about.
Sorry about the poll up there XD That's for a forum I go to.
What I like: I like lots of stuff.
What I Don't Like: I don't like lots of stuff, too.
Dreams for the Future: No clue
Favorite Animes: Naruto, Bleach, Kiba, Full Metal Alchemist, Ao no Exorcist, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica, Kobato, Dinosaur King, Fairy Tail, Azumanga Daioh, Hetalia, D. Gray-man, Inuyasha, Heroman, Fruits Basket, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, Lucky Star, Kerero Gunso, Bobobo-bobo-bobobo, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu, .Hack//Roots, Code Geass, Soul Eater, and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.
Favorite Mangas: Naruto, Bleach, Ao no Exorcist, Dengeki Daisy, NORA, Full Metal Alchemist, Katekyou Hitman Reborn!, Negima, One Piece, Black Cat, Beelzebub, Shaman King, Ultra-Maniac, Fairy Tail, D.N. Angel, Gatcha Gacha, Sgt. Frog/Keroro Gunso, Monster Soul, Tokyo Mew Mew, Death Note, Pita-ten, Prince of Tennis, Monster Hunter Orage, Rave Master, Hetalia, and Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu
Favorite color: Dark blue/Royal Blue/whatever
Favorite bands/artists as of right now: My Chemical Romance, FLOW, Vocaloid, Christina Perri, Paramore, Girls' Generation, Skillet, Tokio Hotel, Katy Perry, Tatyana Bulanova, aluto, HOME MADE KAZOKU, Leona Lewis, Boys Like Girls, Nami Tamaki, Green Day, Avenged Sevenfold, Taylor Swift, 3oh!3, Boys Like Girls, Linkin Park, Lady Gaga, the All American Rejects, Evanescence, Owl City, and The Ting Tings.
Right now I'm: Writing.
Please read "Librarians Are Cute" by Mosuke Hinata! It is really funny! It's a crossover with Naruto and Negima. Please read it! :D
Also "A Marine, A Ninja, And The Perfect Crime" (Naruto and NCIS crossover), "There's Power In Numbers" (Naruto and Negima crossover), and "New Teams" (Naruto with different genin teams) are really awesome stories. :D
18 or lower means you're not stupid
-Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
X -Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
X -You have ran into a glass/screen door.
-You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
x -You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
Total = 3
-You have ran into a tree.
-It IS possible to lick your elbow
-You just tried to lick your elbow.
X -You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
X -You just tried to sing them.
X -You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
X -You have choked on your own spit.
-You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
X -You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
X -You just looked at it.
-Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. (This is just wrong, it's stupid stereotyping.)
X -People have called you slow.
Total so far =10
-You have accidentally caught something on fire
X -You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
X -You have caught yourself drooling.
-You’ve fallen asleep in class (I almost did...)
X -If someone says “fart” you laugh.
X -You just laughed.
Total so far = 14
X -Sometimes you just stop thinking
X -You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
-People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
X -You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
X -You use your fingers to do simple math.
Total so far= 18
-You have eaten a bug.
X -You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
-You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
X -You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
Total so far = 20
X -You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
-You break a lot of things.
X -Your friends know not to use big words around you
-You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused (I tilt my head almost all of the time)
-You have fallen out of your chair before (almost)
-When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling (No, I do that on the sofa)
Total Score: 22 (Darn it! XDD)
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (I sort of am, I guess)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. (WTF?)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (That's so mean!!)
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (Only a little Irish)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (I can't dance to save my life)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (I would wear them, if I had any)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (I guess you could say I'm a punk. But that's only if you don't know me)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (It's a nice color. It looks good on almost everyone! )
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (Eheheh... I won't go into that one.)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Not anymore XD I'll start trying again :L)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (stupid)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (but I'm a girl..)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (I think I am)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Meh.. I don't want a boyfriend.)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. (Nah, that sounds too boring...)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (what does mixed mean?)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Nope, not at all)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Not that talented. o3o)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I am crazy!! And proud of it!!)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (I do NOT watch porn, but I am VERY perverted)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I am weak)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I hate blood!! It makes me feel sick)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (I am a wimp)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Sasuke/Anko? Yes, and it was disturbing. :P
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Kiba? He’s cute, but not hot in my book.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Gaara got Tobi pregnant? Is that possible?
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Deidara? Yeah, but they are mostly crack pairings.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Itachi and Sasuke? Gross, no thank you. XD
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Naruto/Deidara or Naruto/Neji? ...I don't know D: Naruto/Neji makes more sense, but the other is cracktastic. I guess the first one?
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? They are/were all dead though... Oh well! Um... If Minato walked in on Itachi and Gaara having sex, he would run back to Kushina screaming, "Omigod, don't go in the living room! There is something scary going on in there!" and then he would sit in the corner and try to forget about what he just saw? :3
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Kakashi/Neji? Uhh.. Kakashi always thought Neji was a girl, until he walked in on him at a hot springs. And he didn't really seem to mind that he wasn't a girl? XD Oh god, make it stop.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Hinata and Tobi? There could be! Tobi is a good boy!
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Minato/Gaara? There isn’t one that I could find. =o
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? That's eas.y XD Team eight goes on a mission and they get separated into two groups: Shino and Kurenai, Kiba and Hinata.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Kakashi? Yush c:
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Anko? Yush c:
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Itachi/Kiba/Naruto? XD lolno.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Neji? Er.. "DESTINY! ;D" ? XD (I'm on drugs, aren't I?)
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? The Happy Song! (Tobi's a good boy!)
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Hinata/Sasuke/Gaara…um…lemon?
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? “It’s your destiny to go out with me.” (Neji to Itachi) lolew
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? “I always knew Itachi was gay.” (Anko describes Itachi/Tobi)
20) How emo is Seven? Not even a little bit. (Minato) He's super happy. :3
Quiz 2: THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is/are your favorite Naruto character(s)? Hinata, Anko, Kakashi, Minato, Gaara, Deidara, and Itachi.
2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? SasuHina, KakaHina, KakaAnko, SakuLee, NaruHina and ItaHina.
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Nah XD
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: A poster with Itachi and Kisame on it, a Minato plushie, and five Kakashi plushies in my room. And some Naruto figures from my friend. And some Naruto DVDs from my friend. And a Kakashi poster. c:
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? No, but Kakashi is smexy c:
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Neither. XD
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7! Mainly because of Kakashi. c:
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No, I know it’s Madara under that mask. :P
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? I know it’s true.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? He’s okay. I don’t hate him anymore, but I don’t love him either. I'm neutral to him.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No. The anime turned into poop. I couldn't make it past the fillers with the bubble man.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yep!
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yeah, he does, 'ttebayo.
17. Sub or dub? Sub.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Neither. She's okay.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? funny…”SEMPAI! *epic arm flailing*"
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes.
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Um.. Beastly nerd? XD I don't know.
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? SASUKE! No wait, NEJI! Um... Deidara! Itachi! Uh... it's so hard to choose... Every single character c: Even if they didn't look like the opposite gender, it would be funny as hell to see it. XD Kisame in a dress, 3rd Hokage dude in a skirt, etc. Happy to put that mental image in your head. c:
23. Rock Lee Weird or Awesome? Awesome. XD
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Um…Neji! Imagine him dancing around and sending smiles and flowers to everyone that he meets! Cute c:
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Yes.
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yes.
27. Do you like lemons? Not really.
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My dad is clueless, but my mom knows about some of them! (My dad thought Sasuke was a chick!! lol)
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yesh! MasakoX and Vegeta(then some numbers I don't remember) are funny! c: Clucky and the log. XD
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Of course. :3
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yep, my sister.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I try not to let other people see my drawings, so not yet…
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Not yet.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? It’s affected my life and maybe my grades...
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope! But I probably will be after the next Matsuri!
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I just wanna know what Kakashi thinks is so funny about that freaking book.
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nah.
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I draw a bajillion pictures about Naruto! There’s too many to count and I’ve given some away and lost some others.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? He never was sexy. He was just kinda there.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? No, am I supposed to?
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? YUP!
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, Blue eyed vampwolf, Lexbro95, MosukeHinata, RandomHyuuga
-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you,MartaSwan, TheEmoSideOfMe, EdwardlovesChristyalways. Blue eyed vampwolf, Lexbro95, MosukeHinata, RandomHyuuga
-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (all the time!)
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (Yes, myself)
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever had a constant enemy, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been scarred for life by a mental image, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time!!)
If you are random, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are Random, copy and paste this into your profile. (Sorreh.)
If you have ever argued about nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think your house is haunted, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think a TV show should be real, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like copying and pasting, copy and paste this into your profile.
pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
Fun Stuff to do in an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.
Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.
If you have ever cried because the character you thought you hated finally died, copy and paste this into your profile (He didn't actually die though, I just thought he did...)
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
I am an individual. You will NEVER see me falling into the latest trend because everyone else is doing it. I will not follow mindlessly and become exactly like everyone else. Like the saying goes, "We are all born originals but so many of us die as copies." If you agree that being an original is a great thing copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN, Shadowess 88, KuramaKitty, karamoonchild, Lexbr95, MosukeHinata, RandomHyuuga
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed maniacally, then choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, copy and paste this onto your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, BlackwolfJaganshilover, Shadowess 88, KuramaKitty, karamoonchild, Lexbro95, MosukeHinata, RandomHyuuga
If you love gazing out at the stars and the moon, copy and paste this to your profile.
98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 that hasn't, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever run into a wall, or a part of one, copy this into your profile.
If you've almost gotten run over by a car because you weren't paying attention, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this in? NNNOOOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean we? I'm the one people think is insane.)
If you have ever had somebody hate you and you don't know why, copy and paste this into your profile.
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?
You know how to make a pot of coffee.
You keep track of dates using a calendar.
You own a credit card.
You know how to change the oil in a car.
You've done your own laundry.
You can vote in an election.
You can cook for yourself.
You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 4
You show up for school late a lot.
You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
You've never gotten a detention.
You have forgotten your own birthday.
You like to take walks by yourself.
You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
You know how to do the dishes.
You can count to 10 in another language.
When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
You can mow the lawn.
You study even when you don't have to.
You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
You can spell experience, without looking it up.
The people at Starbucks know you by name.
Your favourite kind of food is take out.
You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 15
Your only friends are from your place of employment.
You have been to a Tupperware party.
You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
You have more bills than you can pay.
You have been to the beach.
You use the internet every day.
You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
You have filed a tax return
You have used a pay phone.
You have been served alcohol without being ID'd.
You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
You have purchased a lottery ticket
You still have and use a VCR
You like ramen.
Are foxes your favourite animal?
You're afraid of ghosts.
You're jealous of your best friend.
Are you a hands-on kind of person?
Do you have a crush on someone, who isn't interested in you?
You want people to respect you.
You never give up.
Are you tan?
Were you born on the 10th of October?
You don't care about other people or their opinions.
Are you left handed?
You prefer being alone.
Are you cold, cruel or withdrawn?
Are you talented?
Have you had to work on your social skills?
Do you practice your skills?
Do you have a motive in your life that you live for?
Do you feel like you're cursed?
Were you born on the 23rd of July?
You read romance novels. (pssh, no... }_})
You like to spend time in the fields.
Have you separated from some group?
Is your personality hard to describe?
Are you often late?
Do you like to use something that covers your mouth?
Do you use the sayings: "A black cat crossed my path..." or "I fell into a sewer..."?
Is one of your eyes a different colour from your other one?
You only have one hobby.
Were you born on the 15th of September?
You like red and black.
You wear purple nail polish.
You paint your toenails.
You've been the leader in a group.
You're a lot more advanced than others in your age class.
You're unforgiving at times.
You judge people.
You hang out with a certain crowd.
You have a little brother. (sort of XDD)
You dress in overly long clothes.
You like sand. (It's okay.)
You couldn’t care less.
You feel like no one loves you.
You're alone a lot of the time.
You've made some sort of a symbol of love on your skin.
Your name means death in Japanese.
You have one reason to live.
Your life has had a significant turn.
You have red hair.
Is you birthday on the 19th of January
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
[x ] You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[x] You're very happy-go-lucky.
[x] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[x] You're a good artist. (kind of owo)
[x] You can be clumsy at times.
[x] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[x] You would surrender in a war situation. (easy way out =w=)
[x] You're very stoic and serious. (lawl, I can be both this and happy-go-lucky. xD Don’t question it.)
[ ] Sausages are your favourite foods.
[x] You like to walk dogs/your dog.
[x] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed.
[ ] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[x] You work very hard.
[ ] Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[ ] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[ ] You've had issues with money once or twice.
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[x] You're very mature
[x] You think everything over before saying it.
[ ] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[ ] You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[ ] You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[ ] You're good at practical tasks.
[x] You need time to adjust to new people
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[x] You love hamburgers.
[ ] You think you're awesome.
[ ] You love to invent things.
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[ ] You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[x] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[x] You're terrified of ghosts.
[x] You know aliens exist.
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[x] You wear glasses.
England (Arthur Kirkland)
[x] You like tea.
[ ] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid.
[ ] You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[x] Your cooking is awful. (Ohyes. But my family still eats it. ;u; How kind)
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ] You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ] You get drunk quite easily.
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[ ] You're good at embroidery.
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[x] You're very affectionate.
[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ] You like wine.
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[x] You love red roses.
[ ] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[ ] You're very proud of yourself.
[x] You love culture and the arts.
[ ] You're very flamboyant.
[ ] You say you're a gourmet.
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[x] You had a very sad childhood.
[x] You're very tall.
[x] You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time.
[x] You love sunflowers.
[ ] You love vodka.
[ ] You can seem intimidating to other people.
[ ] You're very strong.
[ ] You have a big nose.
[x] You have a strange laugh that can scare people. (Dohoho! Indeed, I do. >w>)
China (Wang Yao)
[x] You're very mature.
[x] You're very superstitious.
[x] You're very religious.
[x] You love pandas.
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[x] You love Hello Kitty.
[x] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[x] You work hard.
[x] You're good at drawing.
[x] You like sweets.
And now for some other countries!
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[x] You are very well-raised. (I guess. :/ I don’t go around sexing people and getting drunk off my arse, so.. sure :3)
[x] You're polite.
[x] You love classical music.
[x] You like cake.
[ ] You have a mole on your face.
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[x]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[x] You've composed music before.
[ ] You tend to call people 'morons'.
[x] You wear glasses.
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x] You're often ignored by people.
[ ] You look younger than you actually are.
[ ] You love hockey.
[x] You love polar bears.
[x] You hate fighting.
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[x] You often get mistaken for someone else.
[x] You feel under-appreciated.
[ ] You're bilingual.
[ ] You always carry a bear with you.
[ ] You smoke.
[ ] You're very physically strong.
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[ ] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[ ] You like hot weather.
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ] You look very tough on the outside.
[ ] You make a very nice role-model.
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgeways.
Hungary (Elizabeta Hédeváry)
[x] You have a potty-mouth. (I try to hide it, but.. yeah. =P)
[x] You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[ ] You used to be a very tough kid.
[x] You're very reliable. (at least I think so owo; Hopefully..)
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[x] You're very faithful.
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[ ] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[ ] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x] You're very loyal.
[x] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[ ] You're very serious.
[x] You have a lot of patience.
[x] You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[x] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
[x] You're not very confident.
[ ] You were quite rebellious as a child.
[x] People tend to walk all over you.
[x] You're a born worrier.
Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)
[ ] You're very flamboyant.
[x] You're quite hyperactive.
[x] You can be quite goofy.
[ ] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[x] You're very wary of strangers.
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[ ] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[x] You get up to lots of crazy antics.
Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
[ ] You're quite mean-spirited.
[ ] You're a bit of a hooligan.
[x] You're very loyal.
[ ] You're very good at tactics.
[ ] You hate Russia.
[ ] You love to fight people.
[ ] You can avoid marriages quite well.
[x] You're not always taken seriously.
[ ] You like drinking.
[x] You want to become stronger.
What A Boyfriend SHOULD Do:
When she walks away from you mad,
When she stares at your mouth,
When she pushes you or hits you,
Grab her and don't let go.
When she starts cussing at you,
Kiss her and tell her you love her.
When she's quiet,
Ask her whats wrong.
When she ignores you,
Give her your attention.
When she pulls away,
Pull her back.
When you see her at her worst,
Tell her she's beautiful.
When you see her start crying,
Just hold her and don't say a word.
When you see her walking,
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared,
When she lays her head on your shoulder,
Tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steals your favorite hat,
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
When she teases you,
Tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer for a long time,
Reassure her that everything is okay.
When she looks at you with doubt,
Back yourself up.
When she says that she likes you,
she really does more than you could understand.
When she grabs at your hands,
Hold hers and play with her fingers.
When she bumps into you,
Bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret,
Keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes,
Don't look away until she does.
When she misses you,
She's hurting inside.
When you break her heart,
The pain never really goes away.
When she says its over,
She still wants you to be hers.
When she repost this bulletin,
She wants you to read it.
Stay on the phone with her,
Even if she's not saying anything.
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her,
Because 10 years later she'll remember you
At 12:00am on her birthday,
Call her to tell her you love her
Treat her like she's,
All that matters to you.
Tease her and.
Let her tease you back.
Stay up all night,
With her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show,
Even if you think its stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad,
Hang out with her and get her mind off of things.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Who's butt am I kicking?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree