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Joined 09-16-09, id: 2086410, Profile Updated: 06-01-11
Author has written 10 stories for Bleach, and Death Note.

Alright.. so, I've changed my penname a lot on this account XD And it's pretty much been dead for a long time. Almost a year, in fact. However, I am back (maybe). I have decided that with everything I'm tackling on my other account (big shocker there, I know...), I am going to try to write some crack fanfiction to post here. As for those few (probably about one or two of you) who are looking for updates to Life, Love, Loss, and Lies as well as Hearts and Nerves, I'm not sure if I'll continue them. I think the OCs I have in them are quite marysue-ish. But... I do still have all the "outlines" for their plots, so I may come back to them. But, like I said, only time will tell. There's a lot more demand for me on the other account.

To those who constantly stalk this account (although I doubt there are many XD), I apologize profusely for disappointing you.

As always, all of my other stuff can be found here on Nnoitra-Szayel.

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Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2363 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
Rosa Rubicondior, Lilio Candidior by Shiny-kun reviews
Renji is brutally attacked and left comatose, and Byakuya cares for him. Will they both be able to figure out who attacked Renji? And while Byakuya promised to care for his vice-captain, he never expected to develop feelings for him. ByaRen, Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,574 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
Have You Ever Been to Karakura in a Gigai? by chojutsuka reviews
Preparing to live in the human world might be a necessary skill for Shinigami to know; Kuchiki Byakuya wants to learn from the most current source of Knowledge - Abarai Renji. Renji's got a bad feeling about this... ByaXRen yaoi, cursing, mature
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,552 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K.
Heart's Bond by Pernshinigami reviews
Ichigo wants Renji, but relationships between Shinigami are far more intimate than those between humans, and why, why, why, why, why is Karin dreaming of a tiger named Hisuimaru? rated for lemon RenIchi UkiShun ShuKira Byaryu IsshinUruhara GinAi, mPreg
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 291,480 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
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Hearts and Nerves reviews
You're sleeping with my sister?" Szayel has a new fraccion, Nnoitra's sister! And... drumroll please... Las Noches has an illegal... bar...? Szayel/OC, Nnoitra/Tesla, Grimmjow/Ulquiorra, Aizen/Gin, Starrk/Harribel, and maybe Tousen/Wonderweiss...?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Szayelaporro G.
Kcarc Eton Htaed reviews
Death Note Crack: L is in a party hat, there are missing thongs, and... Near is singing! R&R, no flames please.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Ice Box Correspondence reviews
Advertisements, Love Notes, Poems, Random Crack... this is what goes on the Seireitei Refridgerator! Posts by Captains and Lieutenants! Read and Review! In collaboration with OtakuFangirlCrazyArtist! :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2009
Szayel's Shame reviews
Where is Szayel's hollow hole? I didn't have a clue... and I still don't... Szayel/OC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Life, Love, Loss, and Lies reviews
What happens when Byakuya Kuchiki falls for Gin Ichimaru's sister? Even though he has no clue of her real name or her real past, he pursues her because she looks like Gin's sister. Eventual Byakuya/OC. Summary sucks story is better!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Byakuya K.
Hollow Frogs? reviews
Szayel's latest invention brings about the end of Las Noches... please Read and Review... if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all! :P
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - S. Aizen, Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Painfully Naive reviews
Random Oneshot of OC/Momo for my friend's birthday. Read and Review, please?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/14/2009 - M. Hinamori - Complete
They're Doing What In My Lab? reviews
Epic Espada Crack! Ulquiorra gets Grimmjow back! And sends Szayel over the edge in the process :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Innocence reviews
Set after Gin, Aizen, and Kaname leave Soul Society. ShuuheixIzuru. Please Read and Review!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Shuuhei H., I. Kira - Complete
The Seireitei Lunch Room reviews
EPIC CRACK! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! no pairings
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/5/2009 - K. Zaraki, HanatarĊ Y. - Complete
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