Sarcastic Devotee
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Joined 09-17-09, id: 2087029, Profile Updated: 01-06-15
Author has written 8 stories for Total Drama series, and Kamen Rider.

Hi, there. I'm Sarcastic Devotee. But you may call me The Devotee or Devo for short.

The series I will most likely write for are Total Drama, Pokemon, Kamen Rider, Power Rangers, Digimon, Tales, Persona, and Dangan Ronpa.

I like to mostly write comedies and parodies with romantic subplots, but I also occasionally have ideas for gen-fics and one-shots as well.


My Stories

My main project is The Academy of Hard Knocks: The Ballad of Loserdom. Loosely based on Baka and Test and a remake of an older fic of mine. A comedic underdog story with some romantic subplots. Contains Duncan/Courtney, Gwen/Duncan, Noah/Dawn, and Jasmine/Shawn. 26 or more chapters.

My side project is Prelude to Drama. A collection of one-shots showing the pasts and inner workings of each Total Drama contestant, prior to their first season. A more somber fic in comparison to Academy of Hard Knocks. Currently planned to be 52 chapters, one for each Total Drama contestant so far.


future stories.

A currently untitled Total Drama competition fic. 26 contestants from the first six seasons, all of which have been decided. Hopefully will be released prior to Ridonculous Race.


Fandom: Total Drama

Favorite Characters: Beardo, Brick, Bridgette, Courtney, Dakota, Dawn, Duncan, Ella, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Izzy, Jasmine, Lightning, Lindsay, Max, Noah, Sammy, Scarlett, Scott, Shawn, Sierra, Tyler.

Favorite Pairings: OTPs are in bold

M/f: Alejandro/Heather, Jo/Brick, Jo/Lightning, Dave/Sky (if it's portrayed that Dave is just as much in the wrong than Sky, and/or healthily), Dave/Ella, Dawn/Scott, Dawn/Noah Anne Maria/Ezekiel, Cody/Bridgette, Cody/Sierra, Cody/Gwen, DJ/Eva, Duncan/Gwen, Noah/Courtney, Duncan/Courtney, Duncan/Zoey (on occasion), Ella/Beardo, Ezekiel/Izzy, Geoff/Bridgette, Gwen/Trent, Gwen/Tyler, Gwen/Noah, Izzy/Owen, Noah/Izzy, Harold/Heather, Noah/Ella, Harold/LeShawna, Lindsay/Tyler, Zoey/Mike (if it's portrayed healthily), Scarlett/Max, Sam/Dakota, Sierra/Cameron (once again, healthily), Jasmine/Shawn, Justin/Beth, Katie/Noah, Katie/DJ, Sadie/DJ, Sadie/Cody, Sadie/Harold, Staci/B, Sugar/Leonard, Tyler/Bridgette, Leonard/Ella, Chef/Blaineley, Chris/Blaineley.

M/M: Alejandro/Noah, Alejandro/Cody, Alejandro/Duncan, Cameron/Mike, Cody/Noah (on occasion, not often), Dave/Shawn, DJ/Geoff, Duncan/Geoff, Ezekiel/Noah, Duncan/Harold, Noah/Justin, Owen/Noah, Brick/Rodney, Rodney/Topher, Alejandro/Tyler, Chris/Chef

F/F: Anne Maria/Zoey, Beth/Lindsay, Bridgette/Gwen, Bridgette/Courtney, Courtney/Gwen, Courtney/Heather, Eva/Izzy, Gwen/Heather, Heather/Lindsay (healthy), Jasmine/Sammy, Katie/Sadie, Sugar/Ella (healthy), Zoey/Dakota, Gwen/Izzy.


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What Would Max (and Scarlett) Do? by The Sarcasm Master reviews
The foolproof guide to the domination of your own world (and eventually the WHOLE WORLD), brought to you by Max and Scarlett.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,467 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Max, Scarlett
The Pain of being Punched in the Face by Nyhlus reviews
Noah went to a house party and got punched in the face. It hurt, a lot. Now he sits on a curb waiting for a certain someone to bring him some ice. He takes the moment to reflect on the night. Did I mention how much it hurt?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4 - [Noah, Cody] Duncan - Complete
Unsuitable Suitors by RedEyedWarrior reviews
Noah's parents want grandchildren (or maybe they need money) so they sign him up for a reality show where Noah is presented with suitors that comprise every single suitor from Total Drama. Needless to say, Noah will find nearly all of them to be repulsing, but who will be the best match... or at least the least repulsing?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,782 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Noah
Total Danganronpa by Heroi Oscura reviews
When 25 contestants are stuck in a school with no way out, a strange bear tells them the only way to get out is to kill someone. Can Noah, who the rest don't remember, and Dawn, who has lost her memories, pinpoint the killers and give them justice? Or will they all end up dying themselves? Warning: Character Deaths
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,027 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Noah, Dawn]
Total Drama Island Rewritten by Light of the Dawn reviews
Thirty-seven teens. One hundred thousand dollars. One summer. Friendships, betrayals and summer romances - all here in the very first season of Total Drama! With Alejandro and Jo in an underhanded battle for control of the Screaming Gophers, Heather's alliance falling apart at the seams, and Scott whittling away at his own team, there's no telling who will win. Canon&fanon pairings
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 111,727 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 11/24/2012 - [Courtney, Duncan] Heather, Zoey
Cake by Light of the Dawn reviews
Things go awry when Bridgette employs her boyfriend Tyler's assistance in making a cake to impress her boss. Oneshot featuring Tydgette aka Tyer/Bridgette. Alphabet prompt challenge.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/15/2014 - [Bridgette, Tyler] - Complete
Never Quite the Woman That She Wanted to Be by Bardic Jester reviews
Brick knew it was stupid. It was never going to look right: the lipstick or the eye shadow. But he wanted to try, late at night, by the lake. Only, he never expected Jo would catch him.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Brick, Jo - Complete
Romeo and Juliet by Light of the Dawn reviews
Sadie has a crush on Harold but her best friend Katie just does not approve. Based on the song Romeo and Juliet by S.O.A.P. Hadie oneshot. Harold/Sadie and Katie/Justin. Cover by Evagimxo of deviantART.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Harold, Sadie] Katie - Complete
The Waterfall by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Noah was never really a fan of being a 'Team Player' or a fan of nature to begin with, so when he gets stuck doing a challenge in the woods by himself he's less than thrilled until he finds himself some company on a rock near the waterfall.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Noah, Dawn] - Complete
Mental Checkmate by Irk The Waffle reviews
After spending all this time crossing the board, the Knight and his Pawns are ready to scale the Castle and take down the King. (alternate ending to the conclusion for Mal's arc)
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Mike, Mal - Complete
All or Nothing by Torie Rilistkrytcat reviews
Slightly AU. Heather makes a very different choice on the volcano, leaving Alejandro unscathed and assuming the role of her boyfriend. At first, her life seems to improve, but when circumstances change drastically she finds herself bitter and torn. Can she let her stone heart thaw out, or will her stubborn nature drive the only person who cares about her away? A/H, Multichap.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,784 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Heather, Alejandro
Late Night Annoyances by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
A conversation between Dawn and Noah. Warning: dialogue only, no narration. Implied Nawn.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Noah, Dawn - Complete
The Cost of Winning by Akela Victoire reviews
Courtney doesn't care what it takes to win, she'll pay any cost.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Courtney - Complete
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Prelude to Drama reviews
We know the fifty-two contestants of Total Drama quite well. But what of their lives before Total Drama? How were their home lives? What spurred them to join the show in the first place? What made them who they are in the show? A collection of one-shots aimed to answer these questions, with each one-shot following a different Total Drama contestant. First prelude: Ezekiel.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13 - Ezekiel
The Academy of Hard Knocks: The Ballad of Loserdom reviews
Wawanakwa Academy works a bit different from most schools. Divided into classes A through F, students settle things by competing in Principal McLean's dangerous challenges. Class F, the class of losers, has more to prove than any class. Join Duncan, Gwen, Noah, Shawn, Sammy, and Courtney as their ambitions turn the school upside down. Contains Duncney/Gwuncan, Nawn, and Shazmine.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [Courtney, Duncan, Gwen] Noah
Swimming with Eels reviews
No, Cody wasn't Noah's type. There, he admitted that. And yes, Alejandro was Noah's type. Another admittance. But at the same time, Noah knew he couldn't trust Alejandro. There was nothing trustworthy about him. Yet here he was, letting Alejandro kiss him. This was just like Noah had decided to go swimming inside a tank of slimy, slithering eels. AleNoah one-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2014 - [Alejandro, Noah] - Complete
Total Drama Does Disney reviews
What would happen if some of your favorite Disney movies were retold with Total Drama contestants replacing the characters in the movies? Will it still be happily ever after? Probably not, but it'll be a wild ride, regardless! Each chapter covers a different Disney animated movie. Current Disney movie: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Ella
Knight in Shining Armor reviews
Jasmine was strong. She was brave. She was amazing at everything she did. She was brilliant when it came down to it, especially when it came to survival instincts. She brought the best out of Sammy and helped her finally stand up to Amy. She was everything Sammy wanted in a best friend. She was her knight in shining armor. Jasammy one-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Jasmine (TDPI), Samey] - Complete
Irritation reviews
"Owen and I go way back. He was probably the first person I met on the show, and the first person I befriended too. It's an odd friendship, as you would expect, and that's probably why everything he does irritates me." Noah-Owen friendship. One-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Noah, Owen - Complete
What to Buy a Wanderer reviews
It's Christmas at the Cous Coussier, and Eiji has returned back to town for the Christmas season! Hina, however, wants to get him some sort of gift, but what do you get a vagrant wanderer when he doesn't exactly ask for anything? Slight Eiji/Hina.
Kamen Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Complete
The Most Wonderful Sound reviews
Jo was never a big fan of sounds, except for one in particular. However, after the first challenge of All Stars, a new sound was added to that small list. One-sided Duncan/Jo one-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Duncan, Jo - Complete