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Joined 09-18-09, id: 2087488, Profile Updated: 05-28-14
Author has written 8 stories for Transformers.

Dear Readers

First point; I'd like to apologise profusely for not being on and updating/writing any stories, I've had a bit of a hectic life so far and have only recently found myself having too much time on my hands. So during my time here, I will be rewriting some of my stories (namely the ones that have 'DISCONTINUED! BEING REWRITTEN' as the summaries), writing some new stories and updating some the others. For now, I will be here and here only (on this account) and I will be doing the rewrites as well as thinking up some new stories, now these new stories may be one shots or they may be multi chapter, everything will be explained further in this note to you. I'd also like to point out, that because the stories I am rewriting have multiple chapters to rewrite, it will take a bit of time to do all of them and you probably won't recognise them as the same stories as I'll be adding and taking away some points.

Second point; I've decided to tidy up this profile a bit, because it was looking a bit messy and you couldn't really read where one thing ended and the other thing began. So...I'll tell you what I've done with this profile. Everything about me, (This note, about me, my OCs, my stories etc) will be written on the top half of this profile, the bottom half will be used for things that I've decided to copy and paste onto it and hopefully it'll be easier to read and understand, I know it will be for me.

Third point; I'm letting you know now, that I am English and from the UK, so I will probably be spelling some things differently than how the Americans spell them, so please take that into account. Also, there are some things that are on my mind at the minute, like people who write flames. There really are no need for flames, if you don't have anything constructive or nice to say about a piece of work you've read, then just don't say anything about it at all. I know there's freedom of speech and everything, but does your opinion really have to upset somebody and possibly provoke them into doing mischief to themselves? I've been on the recieving end of a flame and it's what caused me to stop writing. A review is supposed to let a writer know where they've gone wrong and fix it, let them know what they could do better or just give them praise on how well they've worked, not for giving people hell and possibly making a potential brilliantly minded author pack up and leave writing forever.

Last point; My OCs are of my own creation, though there may be someone who has a character with the same name, if they have a different personality and are completely different in every single way except from the name, it's not stealing or plagerism at all. Now, while you all have permission to use my OCs in any of your stories, I ask that you credit me for their creation and do justice for their character. There's nothing more annoying than having someone use your character in their story and have them get your character's personality, habits, etc all totally lopsided or completely wrong. In addition to this, my stories will almost always be of the M rated nature, give or take a few one shots maybe. Some of them will be one chapter long and others will be multiple chapters long. Well, I hope you have all read this very carefully and I hope that you enjoy my stories as I enjoy writing them for you.

Thank you for reading.

Ratchet'sApprentice.


ABOUT ME.

Name: Ratchet'sApprentice

Age: 20

Height: 5'4"

Hair Colour: Red

Eye Colour: Greenish

Allergies: None

Occupation: Unemployed

Likes: Reading, writing, drawing, painting, watching T.V, watching movies, talking with my friends.

Dislikes: People, bullies, shouting, animal cruelty, going out.

Hobbies: Writing, drawing, Painting.

MY OCs.

Name: Rex
Species: Cybertronian
Alt Mode: 1985 Pontiac Firebird TransAm
Link to Alt Mode: http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2008/03/10/06/00/1985_pontiac_firebird-pic-35836.jpeg
Colouration: Red background with black flames
Gender: Femme
Faction: Autobots

Name: Rex Fernsdale
Species: Human
Height: 5'4"
Hair Colour: Red, Blue, Black, Yellow, Green, Purple
Eye Colour: Blue
Gender: Female
Faction: Autobots
What Car?: None

Name: Starlight
Species: Cybertronian
Alt Mode: Ford Shelby Cobra Mustang GT500 KR
Link to Alt Mode: http://www.amcarguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/2008-ford-mustang-shelby-gt500KR.jpg
Colouration: Silver body paint with duo blue racing stripes
Gender: Femme
Faction: Autobots

Name: Sky
Species: Cybertronian
Alt Mode: 2007 GMC Sierra Denali
Link to Alt Mode: http://gaywheels.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/2013-GMC-Sierra-Denali-018-medium.jpg
Colouration: Black with red flames
Gender: Femme
Faction: Autobots

Name: Lily Bond
Species: Human
Height: 5'3"
Hair Colour: Blonde
Eye Colour: Green
Gender: Female
Faction: Decepticons
What Car?: None

Name: Sally Jones
Species: Human
Height: 5'7"
Hair Colour: Black
Eye Colour: Brown
Gender: Female
Faction: Autobots
What Car?: Austin Maestro
Link to Car: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/Austin_Maestro_1982.JPG

Name: Scarlett Jakeson
Species: Human
Height: 5'6"
Hair Colour: Red
Eye Colour: Brown
Gender: Female
Faction: Autobots
What Car?: 2006 Hardtop Pontiac Solstice GXP

Name: Raine Jakeson
Species: Human
Height: 5'5"
Hair Colour: Brown
Eye Colour: Blue
Gender: Female
Faction: Autobots
What Car?: None

My Stories.

Unwanted Pleasure - Status = Complete
Unnamed Love - Status = In Progress
All Is Fair In Love And War = In Progress


WARNING!! 30 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!

1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.

2. Can tell you what Decepticon and Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.

3. Always has tabs on the best Decepticon and Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.

5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.

7. Dreams transformer pairings.

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.

10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Rumble, or Frenzy.

11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject.

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home.

15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Decepticons.

16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Autobots.

17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her sister. (I'm gonna have to ask Hide about that one...

18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers.

19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.

20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.

22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.

23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Prowl and Barricade.

24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.

25. When she sees 2 or 3 jets automatically knows it's the Sexy Seekers and screams, 'OH MY PRIMUS! IT'S STARSCREAM, THUNDERCRACKER, AND SKYWARPP!!'

26. Will do anything to get her hands on G1 models.

27. Screams out the names of random transformers.

28. Can't help but cosplay as them constantly.

29. Talk to electronic devices, saying that they are Autobots or Decepticons.

30. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer...

I WILL KILL SENTINEL PRIME!!!!!!!!!! copy and paste if you wanna help. Add your name :D. Serenity Prime. Feylin Merisel Pax. itachigirl250, Vampirerex1, Ratchet'sapprentice

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you're crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'amazing' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you pick up a stick and run around screaming, "I'm a pixie!". Crazy is when you eat your friend's chocolate bar and tell them that the Purple Sandwich Monster did it. Crazy is when you hug people who hate being hugged every two minutes. Crazy is when after you watch a movie, you search it on Wikipedia. Crazy is the friends in your head. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!

If Miley Cyrus died and you would have a party because of it, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned of being popular. If you are the five percent who aren't concerned, copy this onto your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this onto your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you think that people who bully others are sad, loney, pitiful and quite frankly just nasty human beings copy and paste this to your profile.

If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile.

If you hate High School Musical with a burning fiery passion and wish to kill everybody who stars in it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this.

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this.

95 percent of teenage girls are obsessed with Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato, if your part of the 5 percent that isn't Copy and Paste this onto your profile!

90 of teens would have a nervous breakdown if the Jones brothers were at the top of the empire state building, ready to jump. If you're the 10 that would be yelling 'jump!' post this on you're profile.

95 of teens would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus was at the top of a building, ready to jump. If youre the 5 that would be yelling 'jump, jump!' Post this on you're profile.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this

If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.

If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

Copy and Paste if you've got yourself an addiction to...DEIDARAAAAA!!

If you hate pink and love black copy this to your profile.

If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

YOUR REAL NAME: Emily

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Emiizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Tiger

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Kate Grove

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Dauemdau

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Shandy

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Mruauva

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Edwina

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, tm7, obsessed elf, xVampirexBunnyx, Blitzwings Babe, Ratchet'sapprentice

Sakura Needs to Die Because She Keeps Stealing the Uchiha's. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you think this is completely true!

I aM rAnDoM

i WaLk InTo DoOrS
i TrIp OvEr CoRdLeSs PhOnEs
I lAuGh At NoThInG

tHaT iS jUsT mE

ThErE aRe CeRtAiN pEoPlE
wHo Do NoT gEt RaNdOm-IdItY
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It'S fUn AcTiNg BlOnDe
WhEn YoU aRe AcTuAlLy A bRuNeTtE

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 18

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

Total: 8

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Blue

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

Jordon Brown

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Playing with my cat

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Writing the 8th chapter of Unwanted Pleasure

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Lion bar

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

No.

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

Bollocks

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Toffee

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Cup of tea

10, Do you like your wallet?

Not really.

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Mr. Chews

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Nope.

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Football

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Toffee

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My mum

16, Ever go camping?

Yes.

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

No.

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

No, and I don't believe in God either.

19, Do you have a tan?

Nope, still Lily white.

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

YES! Chinese is the best!

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Sometimes.

22, What did your last text message say?

I'm bored.

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Exam.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

Sweets

26, What color is your watch?

Don't have one.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Hugh Jackman.

28, What is your birthstone?

January Garnet

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Mostly go in.

30, What is your favorite number?

26 because that's the age of most of my OCs

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My mom.

32, Any plans today?

Write fanfictions.

33, How many states have you lived in?

One. England.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

My sister

35, Last song listened to?

Telephone Lady GaGa.

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA I'm so damn good.

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Nope!

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Black boots

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Not really

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

Yeah.

41, Do you love anyone?

If you're talking about a relationship then no.

42, Do any of your friends have children?

Nope.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

YES!! I'm not going to name names

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Sort of

46, What color is your car?

I don't have a car...yet.

47, Do you like cats?

yes I have seven

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Yes. Barricade.

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Where/what's that?

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I let my sister shave my leg and she cut my calf open.

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The Shelby and The Saleen by black dragon reviews
This is a random brain fart that i had while taking a nap and watching Knight Rider. i must have been inhaling something to get this idea.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,121 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Barricade, KI2T - Complete
A Universal Concept by April Raven Girl reviews
What is love? Is it an instinct? An emotion? Or an ability that can transcend species? After eons of conflict, the war-weary Autobots have a new home, a new life, and a chance for something more. And for a single Decepticon, a chance for salvation.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,965 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Jazz, Maggie M.
Natural Instincts by UmbraLunae reviews
Hani and Eden are new to Sunhill, and their first case id not the easiest. The past is brought up and the two girls' friendship is put to the test. They find new friends and new love. Rated M for sex, language. Pairings Smithy/OC/OC, Callum/OC
Bill - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,144 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 12/22/2011 - [Smithy, OC]
Galloway's Daughter by Transformers123124 reviews
My name is Elizabeth Galloway. I am the one and only daughter of Theodore Galloway. I had no friends until I met the Autobots. So many things have happened to me. I trust my new friends, no, my new family to keep me safe.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,820 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Galloway, Barricade
Shattered by Nidia.Ceylon reviews
Starscream stared at the small child. They both remained silent while contemplating each other. Her blue eyes met his crimson optics with no fear. “I’m Alexis Witwicky. Who are you?” The Seeker tilted his head in confusion. “I’m not sure.”
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Starscream
Done Driving and Drunk Doing by chaitea16 reviews
Waking up with a stranger after a night of partying isn’t exactly unheard of. Unless one happens to be a sassy Aussie babe and the other a conceited alien robot. Be prepared for awkward hangovers after super-advanced extraterrestrial horsepower gone wrong
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,943 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Jolt, Maggie M.
Family Reunion by xxJazz'sGirlxx reviews
Sam's weird and wonderful sister comes to visit for summer, but her brother never metioned in the letters the giant alein robots friends he has,how will she take it? and what will the decepticons do now that they have live bait to lure sam out.R&R please
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Sam W.
Two Times Two by DaemonicKitten reviews
Two real world Trans-fans are simply hanging out one day, when they happen across a man driving a yellow Hummer. Immediately, friendships are struck, and the trio grow closer until... The entire world changes. S&M, Ironhide/Chromia, OC/Ratchet, OC/Jazz.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 171,856 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
OLOBA: The Light Was Yellow, Sir by Cazcatharsis reviews
The Banes sisters and their giant robot guardian fight against the everyday crap, Decepticons, and an unknown human enemy. Life's little kicks in the ass start getting painful. Nothing to do but kick back.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,289 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Frenzy, Jazz
Drifting Without Destination by Toki Mirage reviews
Sam/Optimus. Post-Revenge of the Fallen. Mikaela and Sam's relationship falls through. Optimus is there to offer friendship, but soon it becomes something more. Warnings: Slash, Bot/Human romance.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,144 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime
Behind Blue Optics by XxLaBellaNottexX reviews
A new autobot has crash landed on earth to help Optimus Prime bring Megatron's reign to an end. Not only does she fight the war between the Autobots and Decepticons but she also fights a war within her spark. OC/Bee & OC/Ironhide - On Hiatus!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,131 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bumblebee, Ironhide
Beauty and the Beast by IsabelleBlue reviews
After TDK. JokerOC. What would happen if the Joker rescued a young woman from a couple of thugs bent on rape? Would she be grateful? Would Batman and Gordon be suspicious of their connection? What will this mean for her life and her own secret identity?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,002 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Joker - Complete
A Road Paved in Friendship by Cyndi reviews
She could remember asking him to tell her the same thing, and now he needed to hear it from her. .o OptimusxMikaela, takes place after RotF and my fic Between Mind and Heart. o.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/4/2009 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
Submission and Requisition by Katanagirl16 reviews
A Barricade/Mikaela AU-'07MV story. Goes along with my story "Submitting, and Why It Ain't So Bad" When Starscream captures Mikaela, Barricade is caught between his past and who he is now, will he make the right choice? Or will everything go wrong?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Barricade, Mikaela B.
Doctors and Patients Remix by Sergeant Duck reviews
Ratchet the Hatchet may have met his match. This is the re-write of the previous Doctors and Patients fic. Rating will increase as the story progresses.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Ratchet
Doctors and Patients by Sergeant Duck reviews
Ratchet may have met his match. All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Post movie/G-1...sort of. Eventual slash later on so rated M I guess.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,505 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008
Teacher's Pet by jaxink reviews
2007 movieverse: Mikaela is having trouble learning how to shoot properly. Ironhide is there with his expertise to help. Warning: contains mech/human interaction! -oneshot, written for July/Aug TF Rare Pairing on LJ-
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Ironhide, Mikaela B. - Complete
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration by Cazcatharsis reviews
07verse: Two girls and one fine freakin' Pontiac. How does one balance everyday crisis with daily meetings with alien mechs and stay sane? Now with 27% more ninjas!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,619 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Barricade, Mikaela B. - Complete
Between Mind and Heart by Cyndi reviews
Their love wasn't disappearing...it merely changed. .o OptimusxMikaela, takes place after 'A Dance to Remember.' o.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,575 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/15/2008 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
A Dance to Remember by Cyndi reviews
Suddenly, she found herself glad she never made it to the prom. .o Movieverse, botxhuman OptimusxMikaela o.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,606 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/16/2008 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
Sand and Vacuum Cleaners by Cyndi reviews
He went from wishing she'd stop to praying that she wouldn't. FUNNY! IMPLIED RatchetxIronhide SLASH at the very end
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/19/2007 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
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All Is Fair In Love and War reviews
Left to fend for herself because of a freak car accident, Sally takes life into her own hands. Everything was going well for her, until her city was attacked by aliens and they made her life a living hell. And if that wasn't the icing on the cake, what will she do when she finds herself falling for the leader of the Autobots and is framed for murder? Full summ in side, T for now
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - [Optimus Prime, OC]
Crazy Train reviews
DISCONTINUED BEING REWRITTEN!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Jazz, Optimus Prime
Time Doesn't Heal All Wounds: Revised reviews
Lily has escaped from the Decepticons and is terribly hurt and scared. When Jazz finds her and takes her to the base in Diego Garcia, things begin to get ugly. What exactly have the Decepticons done to her to make her scared of her own shadow? Revised. THIS IS NOT CONNECTED TO UNWANTED PLEASURE OR UNNAMED LOVE!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,947 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Jazz
Saviour Of My Spark reviews
DISCONTINUED! BEING REWRITTEN
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Ratchet, Jazz
Love Comes In All Shapes And Sizes rewrite reviews
DISCONTINUED BEING REWRITTEN!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Mikaela B.
Love In The Medical Bay reviews
DISCONTINUED! BEING REWRITTEN
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,032 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Ratchet
Unnamed Love reviews
Lily is pregnant and Starscream is gay, Barricade is jealous and Megatron is overjoyed. But what will happen when Barricade takes his jealousy a little too far? Full summary inside. 'cade/Oc, Megs/OC, Screamer/Blackout. Poll on profile. Please complete?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Barricade, Megatron
Unwanted Pleasure reviews
Lily has been 'kidnapped' by Barricade. What will happen when she meets Megatron and the rest of the Decepticons? What will happen when she meets the Autobots? Rated M for sexual themes and voilent scenes. This story has been edited for corrections in spelling and word placement.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,512 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Megatron, Barricade - Complete