Inwitari Turelie
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Poll: What house should Ron really be in? Vote Now!
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Joined 09-18-09, id: 2087513, Profile Updated: 07-27-11
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Silmarillion, and Twilight.

Right see the poll above? yes?

Well vote. Come on you know you want to (& I need votes so I will resort to begging...)

Basically I feel that the Sorting Hat is rather, shall we say biased, many people don't seem to end up in the houses which the house descriptions indicate they would. I'm currently planning to write a fic where people are sorted into more fitting houses but Ron is posing a conundrum. Having put on my "Ron hat" and taken many of those sorting quizzes (with input from EarlyLearningCentre) they gave me a 50/50 split between Gryffindor and Slytherin. Interestingly as I hadn't really been a planning a Slytherin!Ron. However the most in-depth and least cliched quiz gave that result. So what do you think?


OK, right about me...
Unfortunately that's an area where my creativity is rather lacking, I never really know what to say...
However I discovered fanfiction about 2 years ago now and fell instantly in love. It was also rather a relief to discover there are other people like me out there.

As far as reading fanfiction goes i'll try most things although my first loves are Harry Potter (where I basically ship most Hermione parings) and the works of J.R.R Tolkien (where i'm weirdly interested in Maglor fics). I've recently became obsessed with Hetalia due to some of my friends. I'm also a bit of a sucker for crossovers as long as they're well written. Oddly I'm qute pro-canon in terms of characters and background but I don't mind a story going completely au. Writing wise its mostly the same.

Ok and when I say Tolkien that does include Silmarillion hence I may be ever so slightly obessed with shiny things...


Ongoing & Finished Stories:

Neutral Countries Can't Fight Dark Lords: This is my focus at the moment which I'll try to update fairly regularly

Married to England: On hiatus really at the moment although you can take the current last chapter as the end. I will be going through and tidying the earlier chapters.

Deculturation & Assimilation, Bow Ties are Cool, An Honest Mistake, A Spectrum of Black, Grey Eyes Fathers and Family Pride: Are all oneshots and finished. I am in the process of tidying them up however & some may sequels if possible.

Handle Towards My Hand & The Dissipates Series: Are on hiatus probably eternally but I will try to write something of a conclusion for both.

More than One way to be Immortal: This came around as something of a crack idea/dare to see if I could write something which would fit canonly with both books. Main be updated in the long term.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30369 - Favs: 16,781 - Follows: 14,609 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ugly Duckling of Dol Amroth by Spake2121 reviews
My name is Lothiriel of Dol Amroth. Though my reputation for truth is somewhat tarnished I swear that every word of this tale, the most important of my life, is true...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 134,573 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Echoes of Shattered Glass by Epilachna reviews
Maglor answers the summons of the Valar, but is forgiveness possible for the remaining son of Fëanor? Can Elrond and his loved ones live with the choices they've made? Fourth Age with First Age flashbacks.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,279 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
World Powers by Drovenich reviews
A single mistake by England brings a virtual apocalypse down on the Earth. As the nations race to stop their new enemies, loved ones are lost and old enemies become new friends. Multiple pairings. Rated M for Violence, Language, and Sexual Situations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 178,630 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - N. Italy, America - Complete
Dark Power Arising by Shemyaza1 reviews
Sequel to A Singular Honour. With Eonwe, Kim and others. Please be aware that the story does deviate from canon, this is unavoidable given that it involves modern involvment in ME. There is also a Higher Powers Sense of Humour Alert :P MEFA 2010 Nominee
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 76 - Words: 379,674 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Je t'aime, Canada by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Oh yeah, Canada will make sure that no one will ever forget him again... America is not amused. America x Canada, Canada x World ... Chapters shall be edited/cleaned-up and then I'll finally finish this!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,901 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - [Canada, America]
This Is The End by EarlyLearningCentre reviews
AU Oneshot. The Death Eaters thought muggles were simple animals. Dumbledore treated them like bumbling children. None of them understood that muggles didn’t need magic, that they had science and that muggle science beat wizard magic. Every time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Singular Honour by Shemyaza1 reviews
Whilst on an army training exercise in the Mendip Hills a party of soldiers discover that there is something very nasty deep in the forest and ultimately embark on a mission. Set during the War of Wrath. MEFA 2010 Nominee
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 251,478 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
MY Silmaril! by Brave November reviews
The children of Amon Ereb invent a new game, to the dismay of the Sons of Feanor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
To Face the Wolf by Maglor's finch reviews
In the Hogwarts dungeons, Snape finds a mysterious, badly wounded stranger. He appears to be bitten by a werewolf. What happened? Timeframe: Prisoner of Azkaban. Crossover with Tolkien's Silmarillion. Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,497 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
Evidence by Camwyn reviews
Maedhros and Maglor sneak into Eonwe's camp at the end of the War of Wrath- but the Silmarils are missing. A Silm Discworld crossover!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2004
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Neutral Countries Can't Fight Dark Lords reviews
In 6th year at Hogwarts Harry starts to act rather...differently. His anger is now Chopin not Capslock. With Hermione and Malfoy acting up too, what's going to happen? Features Austria, Prussia & Hungary so far. References pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,499 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Austria
Alway 1895 reviews
Of course if some woman contacts John Watson about Sherlock then Mycroft will interfere.Post Reichenbach. Meta. Anthea Viewpoint. Includes OFC
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
Married to England reviews
Something England says leaves America rather confused. When sorting out the misunderstanding England finds himself remembering his most beloved queen. Human&Nation Names used. Can be seen as slight USUK. EnglandxQueenElizabethI
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,795 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - England/Britain, America
Deculturation and Assimilation reviews
In the modern world England can feel himself fading away. America and France both notice he's acting out of character and want to help. Oneshot for now. No real pairings although slightly implied FrUK & USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/7/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Bow Ties Are Cool reviews
Where /did/ England get the idea for that massive bow around his neck in the War of Austrian Succession Episodes? It wouldn't have anything to do with a rather British time-travelling alien would it? Oneshot for now.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2010 - 11th Doctor, England/Britain - Complete
An Honest Mistake reviews
Surely she didn't think, there was no way... England, America and Sealand fall prey to some natural assumptions. Fem!America. Country and Human names used. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Handle toward my hand reviews
Everyone has boundaries that shouldn't be crossed. Everyone feels stress. Everyone dislikes coworkers or classmates sometimes. Everyone has felt held back. But some people act on this. Does the trio? Slight Ooc. For anyone held back by others in class.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Hermione G., Pansy P.
More Than One Way to be Immortal reviews
Before Edward and Bella, there was another couple where one half was a vampire. Only the one who turned this vampire was no Carlisle and this girl is no Bella, after all when you're already immortal vamprism isn't so tempting.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009
A Spectrum of Black reviews
A tea party at the Blacks. Bellatrix & Andromeda run amok in the garden. Narcissa mimics the adults inside with dolls & a bored Rodulphus and Lucius find they have rather different preferences. Pre-Hogwarts. Canon Pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Dissipated Energy
Lost Energy is not really lost, it just gets used elsewhere. Sequel to Even Light Dissipates, having started to fall into a darker path in book 3, How will Harry react to the Twiwizard Tournament? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 559 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/22/2009
Even Light Dissipates reviews
All types of energy dissipate, even light. Can you really fight and stay perfectly pure? Harry slowly starts to act with more so-called dark characteristics, what will happen? How will this effect the war? Starts 3rd year,Series of oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Grey Eyes, Fathers and Family Pride reviews
Two characters struggling with regret meet and dicuss post wrongdoings and their reasons, reflecting on their lives and families, seeing the similarites and differences in their lives. Oneshot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Draco M. - Complete