JeSuisClandestine
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Joined 09-18-09, id: 2087645, Profile Updated: 10-18-11
Author has written 12 stories for Glee, and House of Night.

I Am Clandestine-

I write stuff. Enjoy, mes amies.

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Springtime for Glee Club by kaoru04 reviews
Junior Year.Artie's favorite cousin-OC-transfers to WMHS & makes life a little bit more interesting for the glee kids./Lengthy story with interconnecting storylines.Written BEFORE S1 Back9 AU now .Finchel-Artina-Quick./New Chapter: Honest
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 91,768 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2010
Threads of Maybes and Might Have Beens by Queen Nan reviews
They can't fight destiny, but just maybe he's on their side.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,593 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 8/25/2010 - [Rachel B., Quinn F.] Kurt H. - Complete
For Our Protection by LittleMissAmbiguous reviews
Seven teenagers who brought about the downfall of Voldemort seek protection from the Death Eaters in the small town of Lima, Ohio. Meanwhile, the Glee Club prepares for the state's annual Christmas Sing-Off. Main characters: Kurt, Draco, Hermione, Rachel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,069 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/18/2010
Mind Games by 50whiskey reviews
Puck wants a war, his Focus is Kurt. Kurt hates Puck and Vows to destroy him. Puck likes a challenge. Let the games begin! AU Slash
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,641 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
Miseria Cantare by Megan Potassium reviews
Kurt never thought he would be in this position- sitting on the forest floor covered in dirt and blood. But he belonged there. He was a freak. A monster. And he would just have to accept it. Werewolf!Kurt AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,287 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Kurt H.
The Dead Don't Sing by Grease Monkey Girl reviews
Newly Edited and re-published. Changes reflect an up-to-date Gleeverse! Summary: For George Lass, high school was bad enough the first go around. Now she has to do it again, and join a glee club. Crazy adventures ensue, yada yada, you get the picture.
Crossover - Dead Like Me & Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - George L., Rachel B.
Break your heart to save your life by timeworn grace reviews
AU, set right after Theatricality. The next time Kurt Hummel encounters Azimio and Karovsky could change things for all of them. Love Glee, but it's not mine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,850 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010
Put Me Back Together by Squeeka Cuomo reviews
All it takes is one moment to break Kurt apart. How many will it take to put not only himself but Puck back together?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,683 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
A New Direction by SimplyStarkidAmy reviews
Mercedes helps Kurt to get over his love for Finn
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Kurt H.
what I am and what they're making me by tamzinrose reviews
Puck's the one in the dumpster this time. Not as AU as it sounds. Eventual Puckurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
Just Like Last Tuesday, Except With Zombies by angel-dawes reviews
Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,311 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Of Doctors and Detectives by Loony4moony816 reviews
Who knew that the best thing that could have happened to Detective Noah 'Puck' Puckerman was getting shot? AU!fic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Gleeful Disaster by inuharrytwiclique reviews
Kurt/Finn. Rated T, but may go up. Slash. SongFic. After Finn finds out the truth about the baby, he goes seeking comfort and finds it in a place least suspected, unfolding a whole new set of troubles for him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,493 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H.
Breaking the Rules by IchigoPudding reviews
TEMPOTARY HIATUS What if Burt's reaction to his son's coming out was different? Kurt's life changes drastically as he tries to cope with his sexuality and many arising problems. Pretty much onesided Rachel/Kurt. Eventual Kurt/Finn.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 23,571 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H.
It's a Small World After All by In the Pages reviews
Jack is an old friend of the family. But will he become more then a friends with Kurt. I mean if it was legal. Jack 21, Kurt 17. OC Car!kink Mirror mildly violent!Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,215 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Kurt H.
Hopping the Fence by Eternal Flight reviews
What if Kurt Hummel wasn't as gay as everyone expected? Just a cute little story about the friendship between the Glee kids and the shy new O.C., learning how to be who they truly are :
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,501 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Kurt H.
Some Days Can Only Get Better by IvoryTroll reviews
A bad day, well, morning in the life of Kurt...
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Dear Journal by niblettk reviews
From the desk of Sue Sylvester. written for a prompt on lj
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Sue S., Kurt H. - Complete
The Jock, the Dancer, and a NotSoInnocent Pixie by usedtobeasquint reviews
They said we'd never be together. But stranger things have happened, even without involving a psychotic Pennsylvanian. Slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H.
Repeating History by Megan Potassium reviews
The football team couldn't win a game until a designer-wearing-countertenor pranced onto the scene. Same goes for the baseball team. Rated T for language. Various POV. Not intended to be slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Kurt H.
Dreams That Never Fade by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Artie has an unusual dream. I fail at summaries. Don't let it put you off. My first ever Kurt/Artie fic, even though it's only short. And it actually has a title! I suck at titles! There isn't enough Kurt/Artie in the world...
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artie A., Kurt H. - Complete
The One With The Jellyfish by Loony4moony816 reviews
He wasn't handling it very well. CRACK
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sue S., Kurt H. - Complete
Gives Me Hope by Loony4moony816 reviews
How Noah Puckerman is a sweetheart
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Textual Healing by x-x-Rhii-x-x reviews
Riled by Mercedes, Puck decides to set something straight. Namely, the fact that he isn't. Puck/Kurt fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
A Deeper Shade of Blue by Scarecrowqueen reviews
Mercedes never imagined that blue could be the colour of love. Coda to my 'Monochrome Trilogy' but it also reads well as a stand-alone. Puck/Kurt slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Junior Year by novice242 reviews
Explores Puck/Rachel relationship set after Season 1 since "Mash-Up" wasn't enough. Refers to Puck/Quinn, Rachel/Finn, Finn/Quinn. POVs Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, Kurt, Tina! Ch 25 & 26: Prom, drama for all, the end of Junior Year. Mature scenes indicated
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 178,776 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
The Forgotten Gleek by ThunderboltPride reviews
This is a strange twist on the last episodes of the show Wheels to Sectionals . What if there has been a girl in the background we haven't notice? Someone who lies to everyone? Someone who has a harsh past&present? Someone WHO CAN NOT sing or dance?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Artie A., Kurt H.
Champion of the World by amaXdear reviews
Kurt reflects on his relationship with his father, and his favorite childhood story. Drabble.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
FINALS by Loony4moony816 reviews
They forgot that finals existed. Glee club bonding fic.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Prodigies: Limelight Invaders by DarlinnDotDotDot reviews
A bunch of kids come to McKinley to perform and make friends with the Glee kids. There will be drama, slushies and OCs armed with British accents. Kurt-centric. Pairings: Kurt/Finn. Puck/Quinn. Will/Emma. Story is better than summary, I swear.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H.
Expanding the Wardrobe by raccoonsinmybasement reviews
Kurt liked his men like he liked his clothes. Sequel/second installment to 'Cleaning out the Closet'. Kurt/Puck
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Peacock by SEEKER-2000 reviews
In the bird world, the boy birds are always more colorful than the girl birds." Kurt & his dad take a trip to the Zoo.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Game Night by Loony4moony816 reviews
Taboo brings on a revelation to the Glee club. Little fic partially inspired by the Ustream video of Josh Sussman, Chris Colfer, Amber Riley, Mark Salling, and Naya Rivera playing Taboo at Naya's apartment back in October. Kurt/Puck with club bonding.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Masculinity & Moulin Rouge by SEEKER-2000 reviews
Puck learns the hard way that you don't question Kurt's masculinity while watching Moulin Rouge. Not slash, particularly. Puck POV
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
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Running Far, It's The Only Way We'll Save Us reviews
When zombies come, some will survive. Some won't. It's all too much. Things that would never happen normally, happen. Puck/Kurt pre-slash, Brittany/Santana, minor Tina/Mike pre-het.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Something Required In A Friendship reviews
Kurt meets Quinn one night, alone on the street. When he shelters her, a friendship is formed. Kurt and Quinn friendship, mostly drabble.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Kurt H., Quinn F.
Spurned
Two characters at a wedding. What are their views? Enjoy! A character has a problem of repeating words over and over. This may upset some people.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Bryan R., Will S.
All The Small Things At The Rock Show reviews
Kurt/Mike drabbles based on Blink182 songs! Boy luuvin', don't like, don't read!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Kurt H., Mike C.
Glee Club Drabbles reviews
Drabbles about the Glee Club from Kurt's point of view. All under 150 words! Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Kurt H.
Social Networking reviews
Kurt loves his Tumblr. It's a place to escape, and when a certain someone finds it, he is shocked, appalled and just a little bit curious. Don't let this terrible summary put you off!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Marked reviews
Oh great. Rachel's been marked, and so has Kurt. How will the two clashing competitors get on in a tight-knit school? Rachel and Kurt friendship, mostly drabbles. Enjoys!
Crossover - House of Night & Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010
Your Mom reviews
Puck hits a nerve. *Drabble alert!*
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Please Smile reviews
Mercedes is upset, Kurt knows that. But he doesn't know HOW upset she is. *Rated K although could be considered T for suicide* Don't like ANGST, don't read.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Mercedes J., Kurt H. - Complete
Pink Polish reviews
They grabbed his hands and feet, and proceeded to paint his perfect nails cotton -candy pink." Kurt gets his nails painted a hideous form of pink. T for swearing, otherwise K.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
I Want To Impress Her reviews
Kurt and Tina have a discussion about Tina's love life. Oneshot with possible sequel.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kurt H., Tina C.
Kurt's Wardrobe reviews
There aren't just clothes in Kurt's Wardrobe - Kurt Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete