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![]() Author has written 14 stories for Pokémon, Fruits Basket, Code Geass, Black Cat, Ouran High School Host Club, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!. Hello, everyone. I know that I disappeared, but I'd like to let everyone know that I am not dead. I have simply moved to Lunaescence. You can find me under the same username that I used hear: Kenny-chan. I am aware that my adventure stories are like by some people, and some have probably been upset by the fact that they haven't been updated in over a year due to my disappearance. I would like to let you all know that I will be putting these adventure stories on Lunaescence. They will be slightly changed (i.e. longer chapters, more suspense on the romance, not having completely evolved Pokemon in the first chapter, etc.) but the stories will be virtually the same. Lunaescence is currently down, so in the mean time, I'll be changing the stories so that they're ready to be uploading onto Lunaescence. I apologize for not mentioning this before, but please forgive me. ~Kenny-chan Look! I'm not dead! I was just too lazy to work on anything! XD Oh my God, I just realized something! For Power of the Pen hoodies, my school put numbers on the back. I'm seven, and Suzaku from Code Geass is the Knight of Seven. O.o I just figured that out! I wasn't even thinking about that when I gave my number! I gave it 'cuz it's my lucky number! Does that mean that Suzu-chan's a good luck charm? Hm... OH MY GOD! LOOK AT ALL THE DIFFERENT SUZU-CHANS! YAY! Name: Kenny, Kenny-chan, WhiteCalman, Ken-chan Age:12 Weight:Really? Height:5'4 1/2" Hobbies:Writing,reading,DS,obsessing(so true) I like:Pokemon,music,books,computer,TV,softball,Twilight,Vampire Knight,Vampire Academy,Shugo Chara,Fruits Basket,Prince of Tennis, Code Geass This is my new theme song! I didn't write, sing, or create it, but I love it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QljyG_cf_Q&feature=related Shippings:Luckyshipping,MangaQuestshipping,Franticshipping,Commonershipping,Grantedshipping,Contestshipping,Rangershipping,Vatonageshipping,BrendanXMay(forget the name) Anti-shippings:I have too many, so I'll just list a few. Ikarishipping,Pokeshipping,OldRivalshipping,Specialshipping,Pearlshipping and so many others. Here are stories I made: The Alphabet:Ranger Style-Kendall and Keith had a lot of encounters. Now, they're written down to match the alphabet. Kendall/Keith ON HOLD Pokemon White Heart and Pokemon Black Soul-John thought that he was just a normal Trainer/Coordinator. But he is WRONG! Now he and Sophie have to stop Team Veil from reaching their goal... Sophie/John and others ON HOLD Dance of a Thousand Tears-White likes Keith and Lunick. Lunick likes White. Keith likes White. I make a guest appearance. Fadedshipping and Charredshipping COMPLETE Wedding of a Tousand Tears-SOMEONE GETS MARRIED. COMPLETE Kendall and Clint's Platinum Adventure:Kendall and Clint embark on an adventure after a promise made when they were 6. On their journey they'll meet weirdos, friends, and find romance. Kendall/Clint (Hypeshipping) and maybe some Kendall/Lucas (Captureshipping) . ON HOLD Kendall's Journey:Hoenn!:After becoming the Champion of both Sinnoh and Johto, Kendall and her family move to Hoenn when her father gets a job as the Petalburg Gym Leader. Kendall and her mother think that living by the ocean will be a vacation, especially when Kendall goes on a journey. But when two teams rise in hopes of changing Hoenn's climate, Kendall takes on the responsibility of protecting her new home. Kendall/Brendan (Rubyshipping) ON HOLD Kendall's Journey to Kanto!:Kendall had always heard good things about Kanto, and now she gets to travel there. She'll meet Prof. Oak's grandson and so many other people. Kendall/Fire (Nicknameshipping) Accepting OCs Sorry for the change. Based on FireRed. ON HOLD How Many Times Will I Be Left Alone?: Fruits Basket and Ouran High School Host Club cross-over. Kendaru Taiyo had just transferred into Kaoru Hitachiin's class. And just when Kaoru falls in love with her, she ripped away from him. So he has to wonder: How many times will I be left alone? Kyo Sohma/OC/Kaoru Hitachiin First story outside of Pokemon! COMPLETE This is NOT Happening: Kendall Baird is an average student at her school. She's smart and has lots of friends. She likes writing stories based on manga that she reads and the anime she watches, one of which is Code. When she wished that her favorite character was real, and her wish is granted, what will happen? Plus, what's up with this weirdo that keeps popping up in Kendall's life? Suzaku Kururugi/Kendall Baird K2/Kendall Baird IN PROGRESS Hypeshipping Drabbles: A little drabble set for Kendall/Clint (Hypeshipping). COMPLETE Firsts: A drabble set for Kendall/Clint about all of their firsts. (Hypeshipping) ON HOLD I'm planning on writing a Nicknameshipping (Kendall/Fire), so be on the look out for that. Here's a look at why I name my shippings the things they're named: Hypeshipping (Kendall/Clint): Both of 'em are hyper. Need more info? Captureshipping (Kendall/Lucas): She captured all 493 Pokemon and that's his goal. Skyshipping (Silver/Kendall): In a little drabble thingy, she asks him about the sky. Giftshipping (Ethan/Kendall): He's always giving her gifts... Rubyshipping (Kendall/Brendan): She was born in July so it's her birthstone and his eyes are ruby red. Electricityshipping (Lunick/Kendall): They both have electric type partners and some of the Rangers they work with say that sparks fly between them. RedHeadshipping (Kendall/Keith): Their hair! Her's is auburn, and his is red! Nicknameshipping (Kendall/Fire): They got in an argument about nicknames before... *sweatdrop* So, read that if my shipping names confuse you. Also, I made a Ranger idea, so be on the look out for that. The story will be called Pokemon Ranger: Darkness in Sunania, and I'm still thinking about whether or not I should make it an OC submittion story. I don't think I will, because I already have all of the Rangers made out. Okay, carry on! Here are my many OCs. Code Geass: This is NOT Happening OC: Name: Kendall Baird Age: 12 (Suzu-chan is still at his regular age. Don't question it. Please?) Family: Debra Baird- Mother (Deceased) David Baird- Father Shelby Baird- Younger Sister Ashley Baird- Older Half-sister Aunt Toni- Guardian/Aunt Uncle Dale- Guardian/Uncle DJ- Older Cousin Bella- Younger Cousin Fuzzy- Cat Sommer- Dog Other Code Geass OC: Name: Kendall Baird Race: Half-Britannian, half-Japanese Age: 17-18 School: Ashford Academy Family: Debora Taiyo- Mother (Missing) David Baird- Father Janet Baird- Step-mother Shelby Baird- Younger Sister Ashley Baird- Older Half-sister Geass: Controls others (different than Lulu's) Fruits Basket: Name: Kendaru Taiyo Age: 16-17 School: Kaibara High School Family: Deividdo Taiyo- Father (Deceased) Debora Taiyo- Mother (Deceased) Sora Taiyo- Younger Brother (Living in America) Sherubii Taiyo- Younger Sister (Living in America) Akai Hato- Older Cousin Pokemon: Name: Kendall Baird Age: 10 Hair: Shoulder-length, auburn, wavy Eyes: Chocolate brown Family: Mom, Dad, older bro (Brock) (A/N: Not anime/game/manga Brock. My first OC. It's not my fault I couldn't move the spotlight thing and that I couldn't think of another name!), younger sister (Shelby) Team: Chimp (Infernape) Female Lup (Empoleon) Male Mana (Manaphy) Pal-chan (Palkia) Arc (Arceus) Dia (Dialga) Name: Kendall Baird Age: 10 Hair: Soulder-length, auburn, wavy Eyes: Brown Family: Mom, Dad, older brother, younger sister Team: Bulb (Venasaur) Male Shiny Char (Charizard) Male Squirt (Blastoise) Male Twig (Torterra) Female Infernape (Chimp) Female (I restarted Platinum, and Lucas and I both got female starters. I just sat there and laughed.) Name: Same Age: 11 Hair: Same Hair: Same Family: Same Team: Vee (Eevee) Female Tor (Blaziken) Male Quil (Typhloshion) Female Glace (Glaceon) Female Kip (Swampert) Male Tina (Giratina) Name: Same Age: 12 Hair: Same Eyes: Same Family: Same Team: Spore (Breloom) Wind (Pelliper) Spark (Manetric) Earth (Groudon) Dark (Mighyena) Male Flame (Blaziken) Female Name: Same Age: 12 Hair: Same Eyes: Same Family: Same Team: Flame (Blaziken) Dark (Mightyena) Psi (Gardevoir) Ice (Walrein) Fossil (Armaldo) Dragon (Flygon) Name: Same Age: 13 Hair: Same Eyes: Same Family: Same Team: Ab (Kadabra) Female Vee (Flareon) Male Bulb (Venasaur) Female Karp (Gyarados) Female Chu (Raichu) Male Uno (Articuno) Name: Same Age: 14 Hair: Same Eyes: Same Family: Same Partner: Plusle Name: Same Age: 15 Hair: Same Eyes: Same Family: Same Partner: Starly Name: Same Age: 16 Hair: Same Eyes: Same Family: Same Partner: Pichu Name: Same Age: 17 Hair: Same Eyes: Same Family: Same Pokemon: To Be Announced In Spring Of 2011 Prince of Tennis: Name: Aya Sono Age: 14-15 Grade: 9 (Third Year) School: Seishun Gakuen Family: Same as FB Shugo Chara: Name: Kendaru Taiyo Age: 11-12 School: Seiyo Elementary Likes: Chocolate, orange, reading, writing, singing Rep: Loved by lots Family: Same as FB Chara: Name: Yakyuu Appearance:Blonde hair and bangs in pony-tail, blue eyes, red tank top with baseball on it, white shorts, white shoes and socks Received: Wanted to be sportier and more confident Egg: Blue, baseball with star behind it Character Change: Competetive, tom-boyish, sporty, confident, hyper Character Transformation: Starlight Ballplayer Appearance: Red tank top with star on right breast, white baseball helmet, white skirt, white shoes and socks Weapon: Stellar Bat, Stellar Mit Attacks: Stellar Pitch, Starlit Catch, Starlit Hit Name: Kashu Appearance: Brown hair and out-grown bangs in pony-tail (bangs not), green eyes, red long-sleeved shirt with note on it, white skirt, white socks and boots. Received: Wanted voice to be heard Egg: Pink, note with star behind it Character Change: Calm, girly, talks in sing-songy voice, confident Character Transformation: Starlight Idol Appearance: White headband on top of head, red long-sleeved shirt with star on right breast, white skirt, white socks and boots Weapon: Stellar Mic, Stellar Cord Attacks: Stellar Song, Starlit Wrap, Starlit Melody Vampire Knight: Name: Kendaru Taiyo Age: 17-18 Race: Vampire Lineage: Pureblood Class: Night (Obviously!) Family: Deividdo Taiyo- Father (Deceased) Debora Taiyo- Mother (Deaceased) Sherubii Taiyo- Younger Sister (Under watch of senate, not at Cross Academy) Akai Hato- Adoptive sister, actually older cousin Kaien Cross- Adoptive Father Yuki Cross- Adoptive Sister Prince of Tennis- Name: Aya Sono (Betcha didn't see that coming.) Age: 14-15 School: Seigaku Hair: Shoulder-length, auburn Eyes: Brown Family: Deividdo Sono- Father Debora Sono- Mother Yumi Sono- Younger Sister Sora Sono- Younger Brother God, that took forever! My cousin (LugiaSoul) also made some OCs, but I don't wanna pout 'em. Too lazy. :P Fav Anime/Manga Guys: Kyo Sohma, Kukai Souma, Hanabusa Aido, Kikumaru Eiji, Suzaku Kururugi Okay, look at that. Notice anything? All of my favorite guys have at least one K in their name. Except for Aido. XD I'm actually the most like Eiji, which I am very happy about. Yay Eiji! *glomps Eiji* So, yeah! Family:sister Fav sites:YouTube,Fanfiction,Deviantart,Cheatsguru Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If there are times you wanna annoy people for just the heck of it, copy this into your profile If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like Barry, copy and paste this into your profile! (A LITTLE!) If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this onto your profile! If you think there aren't enough Penguinshipping fictions, copy and paste this to your profile! 98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot.If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. mhadz0021, WhiteCalman If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile If you hate school, but don't want to miss a day of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (+'.'+) (- '.' -) Help Plusle and Minun take over fanfcition! Copy and paste this on your profile and don't forget to add your name to there army list! Their Army: ROSELIACOOL, KengoGirl, KeytoDestiny, and Mightyena26, Againstshipper3,mhadz0021, WhiteCalman If you despise all bugs other than Pokemon bug types, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you defend Brendan Birch,copy and paste this into your profile. Pick any 10 pokemon characters and answer the questions below. 98% of DA's Anime Fanbase= Yoai Fangirls. If you don't give two shits about the statistics and just want to see two guys fuck madly, paste to your profile. PLEASE READ. -I am the girl who was kicked out of her home because I confided in my mom that I am a lesbian. -I am the prostitute working the streets becuase nobody will hire a transexual woman. -I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. -We are the parents who buried their daughter long before her time. -I am the man who died alone in a hospital bed becuase they would not allow my partner of 27 years into the room. -I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I've ever known. I wish they could adopt me. -I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived an attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I'll probably be able to walk again. -I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my Highschool graduation becuase it was simply too much to bear. -We are the couple who had the Realator hang up on us becuase we wanted to rent a one-bedroom apartment for two men. -I am the person who doesn't know which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. -I am the mother who is not allowed to see the child I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I'm an unfit mother becuase I now live with another woman. -We are both domestic violence survivors that had no support because our abusers were the same sex as us. -I am the father who has never hugged his son becuase I grew up afraid to show affection to other males. -I am the home-economics teacher who wanted to teach Gym but everyone said that's only what lesbians do. -I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I do not believe, but becuase they closed their doors on me. -I am the witness who saw something I could have stopped, but was too afraid of being called the name as well. -I am the niece of two gay uncles who are my closest family, and have too watch the dirty looks people give them when they hold hands. -I am the student who cuts my wrists in the bathroom when people call me a fag. -We are the boy and girl who pretend to go out so we can be with our actual soulmates. -I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. -WE ARE THE FUTURE. THE FUTURE THAT HAS THE ABILITY TO STAND UP AND SAY THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG. ~Post onto profile if you agree, please, stop the hate~ You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! 4.Silver 5.Ruby 6.Emerald 7.Diamond 8.Pearl 10.Crystal Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night. (Red) Me-What do you want from me?! =goes back to sleep= Number 2 asked you to go out with him. (Green) Me-No. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering. (Gold) Me-PERVERT! GET OUT! 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow. (Pearl and Blue) Me-LOL, wat? 5 cooked you dinner. (Ruby) Me-YAY! FOOD!! 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping. (Emerald) Me=pokes with stick= 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family. (Diamond) Me-Well, we both like food... 8 got into the hospital somehow. (Pearl) Me-How'd he do that? 9 made fun of your friends. (Blue) Me-JERK! =attacks with mallet= 10 ignored you all the time. (Crystal) Me-Ooooooo! She's thinking about Gold! Crystal-Am not! Guy: Where have you been all my life? Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Guy: Is this seat empty? Guy: Your place or mine? Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Guy: Your body is like a temple. Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Guy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together (if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) --The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." --The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead." --One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" --A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." On a Sears hairdryer: On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On Sunsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a child's superman costume: On a Swedish chainsaw: On T-Rat (Military food): Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. 15 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grap a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOUR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. my mother taught me about JUSTICE. 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it 3.The first truth is a lie 4. You're smiling now because you are an idiot 5. You soon will forward this on to another idiot 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face You know you live in 2009 when... 1) You accidently enter your password into the microwave. 2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3) The reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have a MySpace or screenname. 4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote than just press the buttons on the TV. 6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7) As you read this, you keep smiling and nodding to yourself. 8) As you read this, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9) And you were too busy to notice number 5 was missing. 10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12) Copy and paste this to your profile if you fell for it, and I know you did. Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) On a bag of Fritos! On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swanson frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Harley (pokemon) is a complete nut job, copy and paste this into your profile FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, then copy this onto your profile, or else that little world will be destroyed by Fanfiction! Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitll raed tihs. Cpoy tihs itno yuor porfile if you can raed tihs! If you are OBSESSED with Pokemon, copy this onto your profile as a fellow Poke-Freak! A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age Help Pokemon rule the world!! Copy this onto your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. For me, crazy is like a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have a long-term sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you know you are crazy, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled on a door that said push, copy this onto your profile! If you think flamers should get a life and actually find a fanfic they like, then copy this onto your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this onto your profile! There's nothing wrong with arguing with you yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this onto your profile. girl meets a boy on a messenger crazy1 86: hey baby!! h0tNsPiCy91: who is this?? crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!! h0tNsPiCy91: oh really... quit lyin! who is this?? crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes... crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true. crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u. crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight... h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!? crazy1 86:dont worry... ill take very good care of you... crazy1 86 had signed off. The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead. PART 2... Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant message. h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!! 2seXay4u: Who the eff is this? h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis. 2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child. 2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh? h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you? h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death. 2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid. h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor. h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name. h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''. h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell. The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!" - LISA SMITH This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you! "They hurt her" About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why your stomach is grumbling. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Are sitting in the cell next to you, planning your escape. FRIENDS: Lend their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Grab yours while turning back and yelling "RUN!! !! RUN!!" FRIENDS: Ask for your phone number BEST FRIENDS: Call and text you constantly and are the reason why you are in detention. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days and gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad, here's a tissue..." FRIENDS: Laugh fakely at how you act like an idiot sometimes. BEST FRIENDS: Slap you upside the head, saying "YOU DID IT WRONG!!" FRIENDS: Knock first. BEST FRIENDS: Have there own set of keys, opening the door yelling "I'M HOME!!" FREINDS: Come as a witness to your trial. BEST FRIENDS: Next to you saying "The sonofabitch had it coming!" FRIENDS: Comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Go up to him and say "It's because your gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Drive you to the concert. BEST FRIENDS: Help you kidnap the band. FRIENDS: Are through HighSchool/College. (AKA Drinking buddies.) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. If you believe in this mantra and might even be lucky enough to have a friend like this. Copy this on your profile. My name is Sarah Murdered me. If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this on your profile or story. Also add ur name to the list. InuToshKibaLover11, Ruhi's Death Wish, NekoYasha, Otokuro, Dasho, Ruhi, Kaya Sayu, Inudramon, AyaDokuseiRingo, FuzzySox xD, WhiteCalman Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Abortion is just... One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile. Personally I think abortion is wrong because everybody deserves to live, whether they were an 'accident' or not! Tik Tok 1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle 1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Because of You- Kelly Clarkson (...?) 2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? How to Save a Life- The Fray (I'm actually NOT a life-saver. I said something to my sister and my cousin started choking. That doesn't make me a life-saver.) 3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? We Went Out Last Night- Kenny Chesney (*cocks head to side* I think about going out at night?) 4.WHAT IS 2+2? Southern Voice- Tim McGraw (The next time someone asks me that, I'm gonna say this.) 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Love Story- Taylor Swift (I'm not homophobic, and I do love my friends, in the most non-gay way possible, but, I don't think this about my best friend.) 6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Fifteen- Taylor Swift (Two Taylor Swifts in a row! Anyways, wow. They're gonna say they love me and not mean it? That sucks.) 7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? White Horse- Taylor Swift (That's right! In no way am I a princess!) 8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Replay- IYAZ (I'm confused.) 9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Girlfriend- Avril Lavigne (OMG! THIS ONE ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE! WHENEVER I SEE HIM WITH HIS GF, I THINK, "Dude, I don't like her. She's a jerk, whereas I am not, so I would be so much better for you." xD) 10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Jesus, Take The Wheel- Carrie Underwood (Whaa...?) 11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Paparazzi- Lady GaGa (I stalked him...?) 12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Red High Heels- Kellie Pickler (That's right! I'm leaving you and throwing a party in Heaven!) 13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? One Time- Justin Beiber (I don't get it...) 14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Down- Jay Sean (???) 15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? It's My Life- Bon Jovi (They're trying to control my life! Make it STOP!) 16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Today Was A Fairy-Tale- Taylor Swift (Falling in love is the worst thing that can happen?!) 17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? Stupid Boy- Keith Urban (A boy's gonna kill me?! Great, that's just GREAT!) 18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? The Climb- Miley Cyrus (I will regret climbing a mountain.) 19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Bless The Broken Road-Rascal Flatts (People falling in love and finding happiness makes me laugh...?) 20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Online- Brad Paisley (Pretending to be someone would make me cry...) 21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Bad Romance-Lady GaGa (I'll take that as a yes.) 22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Hey, Soul Sister- Train (What?) 23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? This Love- Maroon 5 (Is that a yes or a no?) 24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Don't Take The Girl- Tim McGraw (No! Don't take my grandma!) 25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Light On- David Cook (Leaving would hurt.) 26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Tik Tok-Ke$ha ('Kay...) IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) Opening Credits: Temporary Home-Carrie Underwood (I move around alot, so I guess it makes sense.) Waking Up: She's Everything-Brad Paisley (When I wake up, I do think about my late mom.) First Day at School: No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem-Kenny Chesney (YES PROBLEM!) Falling In Love: I Kissed A Girl-Katy Perry (I haven't kissed a girl, actually.) Fight Song: We Went Out Last Night-Kenny Chesney (Um, did something happen last night that required fighting?) Breaking Up: Bubbly-Colbie Calliat (WHY WOULD I BE HAPPY?!) Prom Night: Today Was A Fairytale-Taylor Swift (This one actually makes sense.) Life: Lips of an Angel-Hinder (???) Mental Breakdown: Southern Voice-Tim McGraw (Maybe a southern relative of mine caused it?) Driving: Since You Been Gone-A Day To Remember (I have no idea.) Getting Back Together: This Love-Maroon 5 (I guess it makes sense.) Wedding: Red High Heels-Kellie Pickler (I've heard the song *DUH!* and it is NOT a wedding song!) Birth of Child: Bad Romance-Lady GaGa (WTF?! I'm almost afraid to finish this thing!) Final Battle: One Time-Justin Beiber (WTF?! This makes NO SENSE!) Death Scene: Need You Now-Lady Antabellum (...) Funeral: The Climb-Miley Cyrus (...) Final Credits: (I'm almost afraid to see the song.) Hey, Soul Sister-Train (...Yep, I knew I had reason to be afraid.) Well, there you have it! The messed up list of songs that would be played if my life were a movie! *bows* Good-night, everyone! *looks back at list* Hey, wait! I haven't died yet! My names 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Kendall 2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kenizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Orange Cat (Like Kyo-kun from Fruits Basket! Which is another thing I don't own!) 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Marie Valley 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Baikecho 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Blue Root Beer 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Eimtasn 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Irine 6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Fuzzy ~Chinese Horoscope~ DO NOT CHEAT, OR IT WON'T WORK, AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TO TRY THIS. DO NOT READ AHEAD. IT'S WORTH IT... 1.Get pen & paper. 2.When choosing names, make sure they are REAL PEOPLE that you ACTUALLY KNOW. 3.Go w/ your FIRST INSTINCTS! (Very important for accurate results). 4.Scroll down ONE LINE AT A TIME. DON'T READ AHEAD 5.On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1-11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. to NUMBERS 1 & 2, write down ANY 2 NUMBERS you want. to NUMBERS 3 & 7, write down the names of TWO MEMBERS of the OPPOSITE SEX. (If gay, SAME SEX names) CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD, OR IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT. 8.Write down ANYONE'S NAME (friend or family) next to 4, 5, and 6. DON'T CHEAT. 9.Write down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11. 6. Finally, MAKE A WISH. Are you ready? ... HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME: The number of people that LIKE YOU is found in SPACE 2. The person in SPACE 3 is the one YOU LOVE. The person you LIKE but the relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7. YOU CARE MOST about the person you put in SPACE 4 . The person in SPACE 5 is the one that KNOWS YOU VERY WELL. The person in SPACE 6 is YOUR LUCKY STAR. The song in SPACE 8 matches w/ the person in SPACE 3. The song in SPACE 9 is for the person in SPACE 7 The 10th SPACE tells you the MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND. And 11 is the song telling you HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE. NUMBER ONE is your LUCKY NUMBER. Repost this w/n AN HOUR of reading this. If you do, YOUR WILL WILL COME TRUE. Girls Don't Realize These Things I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' Everyone knows how to be good. Everyone knows how to bad. Some people be bad to have fun others because they hate being good. If your one of the few people who like being good MOST of the time then put this on your profile. If you have weird friends put this on your profile. If YOU are weird, put this on your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, put this on your profile. If your obsessed with fanfiction, copy this on your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, put this on your profile! If you have ever burst out laughing for absolutely no reason at all, put this on your profile. If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a door, paste this on your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something and now everyone is afraid of you because of its effects, paste this on your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people as much as i do, PLEASE put this on your profile! If you have ever forgot what you were talking about in a conversation, paste this on your profile! If you have ever been watching T.V. and as soon as it went to a comercial you have to ask yourself what you were just watching, copy this onto your profile. If you love rain, paste this on your profile. If you like smiley faces, put this on your profile :D If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile. If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your ass off, put this on your profile. If your a procrastination addicted idiot, put this on your profile. If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible paste this on your profile. If you have ever tripped when there was a WATCH YOUR STEP sign then copy this on your profile. RANDOM CORNER OF DOOM! If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If You think Kagome and Inuyasha deserve to be together, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile ()_() I stroke your cold cheek, If you are against underage drinking copy and paste this on your profile 40 Ways You Know You're Obsessed With Fruits Basket (Bold what you are/do) You die your hair ridiculous colors. You claim to sense 'waves'. Your school has a Prince Yuki Fan club, and you're a part of it. You've already started adding –chan/-kun/-san to the end of your friends names. When people ask what year you were born in, you yell confidently "Year of the Cat". You're already used to the weird looks you get. When ever you see a cow your scream "OH MY GOD! HARU!" You do this with all other animals as well. You eat rice balls on a daily basis. You hate onions, leeks, and miso. You take plays and change them completely when you realize the actors don't fit their parts. You wear a bracelet you never take off. You train in the mountains for 4 months. You chant "High school girls, high school girls, all for me high school girls!" whenever you go to school. (I pray you're not at my school… o.o) You sleep in a tent just so you don't bother your friends. You claim to wear a bracelet made out of human bones. When someone asks you who you want to kill, you either respond, "Akito because he controls my life" Or "Tohru. Only because she gets all the guys." When people make you angry, you go "black" and pick a fight with them. If someone made fun of your hair, you beat him or her to a pulp. You carry a metal pipe to school. You own an old hat, and claim that if you find who owned it before you, they will be your true love. You call your older sister Onee-Chan. You pick fights with kids with gray hair. You're the president of a very odd student council. You refused to speak during middle school. When someone asks you to draw a dragon, instead, you draw a seahorse Your job is a novelist, a doctor, or a clothing designer. You fall in love with your assistant. You and your friends have highly competitive games of ping-pong and dai-hin-min. To burn stress, you and your friends play badminton (very competitive badminton) You live in a house with three men. Because you're friends with the most popular boy in school, your enemies with half the student body… all of the girls. You can spout out any character quote at any given time. When you're mad, you call your friends either "Damn Rat" or "Stupid Cat." There are people in your family you don't even know exist. When vacationing, you destroy the ping-pong table when you're aggravated. You have a picture of one of the boys/girls from the anime, and you constantly state they're your boyfrined/girlfriend. You think Jason is a bear. You have a screen or sliding door that is constantly being broken down and being repaired. (Mostly during spring cleaning) You love to tease your editor/boss till the point where they break down. You absolutely hate your older brother. You love to use the quote, "When the snow melts, what does it become? 80 Ways to Know You're Obsessed with Code Geass (Bold what you've done) You Know You're Obsessed with Code Geass When… You stay up until five AM in the morning to just watch re-runs of Code Geass that you've seen hundreds of times already. You dress up as Lelouch for Halloween and try to use Geass on people to give you extra candy. You memorize entire episodes of Code Geass and quote them at random parts of the day. You command your teacher to give you an A on your pop quiz with your supposed Geass. You go around chasing random cats claiming they stole your Zero mask. You draw yaoi pictures of Suzaku and Lelouch when no one's looking and secretly worship that pairing with every fiber of your soul. You were happy when Shirley died because you think it will allow you to have a better chance with Lelouch. You have a poster of Lelouch taped on your ceiling and stare at it until you fall asleep only to dream of him. You start a rebellion for the sake of your younger sibling. You attempt to convince your principal to change your school's uniform to the Ashford Academy uniform at least twice a day until he does it. You eat only pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner despite your parents' objections. You pretend to be all sick and feeble because you are supposedly a member of the Black Knights and must keep your identity a secret. You tell your guidance counselor that you'll take over Britannia when you get out of college. You create an ideal image of your perfect boyfriend that looks like Lelouch and acts like him. You believe Lelouch can do no wrong despite all the crap he's done and blame everything on Suzaku. You attempt to use Geass to get out of gym class. You wonder WHY you can't use Geass in the first place. You tell your elders to respect you because you lived for centuries and have not been able to die. You laugh when Lelouch screams like a girl in episode six of season one and rewind it over and over again until your sibling tells you to get on with the episode. You pause the screen when a very hot picture of Lelouch or Suzaku shows up and stare at it for hours. You completely scorn the Emperor for being the most crappiest father in the universe and messing up Lelouch in the first place. You engage in shipping wars arguing on whom is the best girl for Lelouch with well prepared charts and graphs on why your favorite pairing is the best. You tell your teacher when your cell phone rings in class that the Black Knights are calling you and you must leave to fulfill Zero's orders. You cried buckets of water when the series ended despite seeing the series over hundreds of times and memorized every little detail about the series. You believe that the only reason you were put on this earth was to see Code Geass. You give a book report on Code Geass manga volume 1 despite it not being counted as a real book. You create a family tree demonstrating you are part Britannian and it is indeed a real country despite facts and geography proving you wrong. You become student council president and force your subordinates to do the most weirdest things bending everything to your will for your own amusement. You get a cat and name him Arthur. You created a shrine to Code Geass with all the action figures and DVDs in mint condition. You freak out if someone as much as breathes on your Code Geass box set. You are outraged that the nun totally screwed C.C over and made her immortal in the first place. You squeal every time you see a Suzaku/Lelouch moment and shout "I knew it! They're totally gay for each other!" You make it your mission to convert people to the wonderful religion known as Geassism where people can worship the greatness of Code Geass. You get into fights with other fangirls because Lelouch is yours and not theirs. You point to a random person on the street and shout "You'll never take alive, Britannian! Long live Japan!" then run away. You recreate a figurine Knightmare Frame for your science project and tell your teachers that you can make an actual one with the proper funding. You space off in math class to think of strategies against Britannia. You call your parents from jail telling them to come and get you because you angered Britannian forces. You sneak into the microphone room where they do announcements in your school and go on the PA system announcing the Black Knights are holding auditions for a new Knightmare pilot next week at their headquarters. You make Christmas cookies in the shape of various Code Geass Characters. You see a cute girl in a wheelchair and automatically think it's Nunnaly. You dream of giant robots destroying things you hate with a smile on your face. You make your New Years resolution to pester—I mean convince Japan to make another season of Code Geass on the basis that life is meaningless without new episodes. You lie and say you are terminally ill and it's your dying wish to see more episodes of Code Geass if the above claim does not work. You freak out when you see any type of Code Geass merchandise in the window and exaggeratedly beg your parents to buy it for you and make a scene until they do. You tell your parents you want a Knightmare frame for Christmas—with a completely straight face I might add. You tackle anyone who says Code Geass sucks and tie them to the couch forcing them to watch every single Code Geass episode until they say they like it. You tell your parents you want your favorite character of Code Geass for Christmas. You write for your midterm essay on the destruction of Britannia and how the Black Knight totally kick butt. You get yourself violet contacts so you can have the same eyes as Lelouch. You try to teach yourself chess even though you completely suck at it and there's no hope for you. You pester the president to change the country's name to Britannia and to have a Code Geass based National Anthem. You were sobbing and doing a Tamaki in misery demonstration (Tamaki from Ouran—not CG) when Lelouch died. You say for a foreign language you want to learn Britannian. You make/buy Valentine's chocolate for your favorite character. You expect on St. White's Day to get something in return. You treat your favorite character's birthday like it's the best day of your life that God's given you and you throw a party for said favorite character's birthday. You are STILL wondering why the hell you can't use Geass. You are upset that you actually don't get to see if the straw hat guy is Lelouch or not at the end even though it's obvious that it is but you still want to see anyway just to be sure. You are currently writing a letter to Hollywood demanding that they force Japan to make a Code Geass movie. You are pained every time you write the disclaimer saying you don't own Code Geass because that's the one thing you want more than anything else. You laugh along with Lelouch when he does his maniacal laughter even when your family members are giving you strange looks. You make your graduation party Code Geass themed with the whole shebang of Code Geass balloons, cake, clothes, and songs from the show playing on the stereo. You were singing "Ding Dong the Wicked Witch is Dead" when Shirley was killed by Rolo. You make the famous Sweeney Todd song with the "I will have vengeance! I will have Salvation!" line as Lelouch's theme song and make fanart with him dressed in Victorian clothes. You hairstyle your hair to look like your favorite character's hairstyle. You were nearly yanking out your hair when R2 began and saying "Come on, Lulu! Hurry up and remember so we can have Zero back! I miss Zero dammit!" You despair when you have volumes 1 and 3 from the manga but not 2. You then make it your life's mission to obtain volume two even if it kills you. You have a Code Geass calendar in your room and cry every time you cross a day out because that means one less day with your lovely calendar and closer to it being useless. You have an epic Code Geass screenshot as your cell phone wallpaper. You made your email address "Zero's favorite so take that Black Knights hah at Black Knights com" You spend your computer time in school on watching Code Geass episodes online no matter how much you need to work on your essay. You try to put Lelouch or any other character in Code Geass you like in your Top Five plan. You make it your goal to become an official preacher—with title and everything—in Geassism for a future career. You get into a full out brawl for Code Geass merchandise at anime conventions with another fan because whatever you're buying is yours—Repeat: YOURS! You are reading your Code Geass manga during class when you should be paying attention. When the teacher comes up to you, you shush them and say you are trying to read Code Geass and wish not to be disturbed. You sleep with your Code Geass box set like a teddy bear. You were peeved because you didn't see even an accidental kiss between Lelouch and Suzaku like they did for Naruto and Sasuke—He got to kiss the other girls at least twice so why can't you have a LuluZaku moment? You chase down every Code Geass cosplayer of your most loved character with a rope and some sedatives. 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Today's topic is... KOTONE! OK, listen up, all of you Kotone/Soul haters. You are frickin' acting like retards by complaining about Soul. You're whining saying "Oh, they replaced Kris!" No they frickin' didn't. Originally, Kris's hair WAS supposed to be brown, they just changed it. They changed Gold's hair for the remake, how do you know that maybe they just changed Kris's hair color? Exactly. You don't. And you can eat this:When HeartGold SoulSilver comes out, I'm getting it. I'm gonna play as Soul, and be PROUD of it. So THERE. You can move on now. Today's topic... Pointless Reviews! Attention, all reviweres. I recieved a very stupid review stating that Silver has a Tododile, and not a Chikorita. They also said that I was a horrible person for saying otherwise. I want to point out that there are 3 starters, not 1, meaning that Silver can have 3 different starters. Even though some choose to have Cyndaquil and allow Silver to have a Tododile, I don't want to. I like my starter and I really don't want to hear people say that Silver has to have a Tododile, because he doesn't. And, now I am done with my rant. Today's topic... Reviews! I just wanted to thank all of my reviewers, especially the ones that have reviewed all three of my new stories and have encouraged me to continue to write. Spartan20, sierrap123, and Legendary Fairy. Thanks guys! Today's topic... Story Change! As reviewers of Kendall's Journey to Kanto know, the story was originally supposed to be about the Kanto Journey in HeartGold/SoulSilver, but I changed it to be based on FireRed/LeafGreen. Sorry...I also changed my team for Kendall's Journey:Hoenn! because my younger cousin accidently restarted it...How was I supposed to know what she was doing when she asked me how to spell me name? So, yeah...Sorry for the various changes... |