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Joined 09-18-09, id: 2087927, Profile Updated: 11-15-12
Author has written 6 stories for Darkest Powers, Vampire Academy, Misc. Books, and Secret Life of the American Teenager.

Random Questions From Tumblr - November 15th, 2012.

[Basics]

1. Name: Jessica.

2. Zodiac Sign: Taurus.

3. Hair Colour: Black-Brown.

4. Hair Length: Medium-Long.

5: Eye Colour: Chocolate Brown.

6: Hairstyle: Usually kept down at school - waves, curls, or straightened or, at home, in a bun or ponytail.

7: Height: 5' 9"

8. Braces: None.

9. Glasses: Need them but refuse to get a pair.

10. Favourite Colour: Ruby Red.

[This or That]

11. Drunk or High: Drunk

12. Phone or Online: Online on my phone (Who says you can’t have your cake and eat it, too?)

13. Summer or Winter: Summer

14. Autumn or Spring: Spring

15. Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla

16. Night or Day: Night

17. Oranges or Apples: Apples

18. Coke or Pepsi: Coke

19. Manicure or Pedicure: I need a pedicure, but I’ll go with manicure because I giggle when other people touch my feet.

20. Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas.

21. Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate.

[Last time I]

22. Hugged Someone: My litter sister, about four hours ago.

23. Last Time You Ate: An hour ago. Grilled Cheese. Yummy.

24. Changed a Diaper: Two days ago. Gross.

25. Got My Nails Done: A few months ago. I normally do it myself.

26. Went to a Baptism: Many years ago. I fell asleep somewhere at the beginning and hours later, when I woke up, it was still going on. I blame the old lady sleeping behind me. She set a bad example.

27. Broke a Bone: Never.

[Others]

28. Are there any bruises on your body?

Yes, the dishwasher and I had an unfortunate little run-in.

29. Have you ever liked someone who your friends HATED?

LOL. Yes & I sat right between them as well. That was one interesting semester, I’ll tell you that much.

30. What is on your mind?

That Captain Hook and Red Riding Hood from Once Upon a Time would make such a cute couple. I am apparently on such a crackship, I know.

31. There’s a serial killer in your house, what do you do?

I would put my hands out, and say, “Make it quick.” And then pull back and say, “Too slow.” Then run.

32. If you had to eat one of your organs for some weird, strange reason, which would you eat?

I’d eat a kidney. I have two, so I can lose one, keep the other, and live.

33. Do you have any collections of something?

Yes, bus transfers. Every time I go on the bus, I need a transfer and then I shove it in the left pocket of my backpack. I never toss them away, either. They just add up.

34. What was the last public humiliation you had?

In September, during my drama class. We were playing a miming game, and I had to mime sneaking out. The result was some weird hybrid between the Grinch that stole Christmas and a serpent. It was so bad that a girl in the class asked me later on in the day what happened.

35. Are you a lover or a fighter?

Neither. A survivor.

36. Name one thing that makes you feel great.

Putting on my boxing gloves.

37. The phone rings; how do you answer it?

“Hello, Mother.” And then have it be my father.

38. Will you be in a relationship next month?

If that happens, I will be so surprised.

39. What makes you happy?

Shoes, Hats, & hitting things.

40. Have you ever had a facebook?

Yeah, I used to, then I upgraded to timeline. Ten minutes later, I was swearing in three languages. I got rid of it and now, I can’t be happier.

41. Have you ever gone camping?

Only if a blanket & chair fort in my living room when I was five counts.


STORIES - I apologize, but my current stories are all on hiatus until further notice due to writer's block.

My version of The Reckoning - COMPLETE.

Complications - In Progress.

A Ghost Seeing True Love - In Progress.

A Series of Events - In Progress.

Ashley's Necklace, mentioned in chapter three, Pain: http://www.purediamondjewelry.com/14ktwogoldhearvintlock.html (Imagine it in all white gold.)

Wanted, One-Shot - COMPLETE.

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The Boy With The Emerald Eyes by s.2694 reviews
After the tragic death of her parents, Chloe begins to see ghosts everywhere. She is confused and alone until she meets two mysterious boys who tell her what she really is. What will she do when they dissappear? Can she find them before it's too late?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 157,721 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Not Another Secret Life Story by juicyfruit007 reviews
My parody/spoof of the secret life! Set during season 3. Makes fun of the characters. Don't get me wrong, this show is well-written, but it's gotten slightly ridiculous. I spoof that! If you can't take a joke, don't read!
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010
IM ONLY HUMAN by DanceISlIFE96 reviews
SUMMARY INSIDE PLEASE READ THE SUMMARY AND TELL ME IF I SHOULD WRITE IT REVIEW REVIEW THANKS. I DO NOT OWN SECRET LIFE OR THE SONG THAT HELP ME WRITE THIS.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,231 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Ashley J., Ricky U.
Mentory Schizophrenia by lizzydhamp1901 reviews
Sequel to LOVING LITTLE ROSE, where Daemon makes his debut - read that first or you just won't get it. Dimitri is a guy - a 24-year-old guy - though sometimes we forget... Because Dimka's mind is funnier and more twisted than we give him credit for!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,519 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Doing It DoggyWhat Now? by hersheycuddles reviews
Mr. Bae and Aunt Lauren decide to give Derek and Chloe "The Talk", but make a big mistake by having Tori and Simon part of the conversation. Everything goes wrong. Poor Derek... After The Reckoning
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Vampire Academy DPOV by BookLuver2389 reviews
Vampire Academy for Dimitri's POV. Title says it all and I know it's been done a lot. Try it! Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,141 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Wrapping Paper by The Last Letter reviews
Derek and Chloe get into some trouble with wrapping paper. Chlerek.
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Loving Little Rose by lizzydhamp1901 reviews
Rose only sees one side of Dimka during VA: the mentor side. But what about the rest of him? He IS only 24, you know. DPOV of VA... with a twist, of course. WARNING: This fic gives our darling Dimka a sense of humor not shown to Rose. Beware.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,088 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Body Warped by bloodsucking vampire girl reviews
Adrian, Christian, Dimitri, Lissa and Rose all switch bodies. What chaos will happen when the five of them have to act like the person whose body they are in?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,617 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
The Finding: Outtakes by s.2694 reviews
Outtakes from my story, The Finding. Request accepted!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
The Finding by s.2694 reviews
It's been 2 weeks since everyone arrived at the safehouse, and the tension is building. Strange things are occuring, and secrets abound. The plan for the jailbreak is complete, but something's not right... Chloe & Derek
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,288 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Gut Feeling by Lily-Finn178 reviews
Chlerek/ He needed to stop her. Instinct was screaming in his head, yelling that he had to run, get to her before it was too late. “Chloe, put down the detergent.”
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
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A Series of Events reviews
Choices that people make cause things to happen. What happens when those choices bring together Ashley and Ricky? How will their relationship begin and more importantly, how will everyone react? Takes place after Amy leaves for New York.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,625 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Ashley J., Ricky U.
Wanted reviews
One-shot. Tori tells Kit why he's not and can never be her dad.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Tori, Kit - Complete
Complications reviews
Chloe gets pregnant while at the safehouse. What happens to her and Derek? And what powers does the baby have?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,066 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
A Ghost Seeing True Love reviews
Takes place during Shadow Kiss. Bits of the actual Shadow Kiss book are included to make sense. Some stuff will be different. Don't complain about the pairing. Enjoy! And REVIEW!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,625 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Rose H., Christian O.
My version of The Reckoning reviews
My version of the reckoning from the safe house to the defeat of the Edison Group. My first fanfic.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,956 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
I Am Who I Am reviews
A poem that my best friend made based on his experiences.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete