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Rainbow: An Arranged Marriage of Malfoy & Granger by ReWritten-string-of-stories reviews
{first of the Magically Arranged Marriage series} In an OOC post-War London, the Ministry has decided that arranging marriages is the best path to a happy Wizarding world. Thing is? Witches and wizards ages 16 through 29 didn't bargain for this. Especially not Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,604 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Death's Dare by greenconverses reviews
After an attempt on her life, Apollo decides Rachel needs a bodyguard and who best to fill that position than a certain son of Hades? Too bad they're not going to make things easy for each other, especially when it comes to their feelings. Rachel/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,913 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Rachel D., Nico A.
Or Not by politik780 reviews
Just Listen - Owen's Point of View. **UPDATE** Please read!
Just Listen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,805 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/6/2007
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Homecoming by dontrun reviews
Bella's childhood spent with her mother has left her shy, socially isolated and scared of her own shadow. Her life is turned upside down when she is sent to live with the Dad and brother that she never knew she had. Can she overcome her past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 175,920 - Reviews: 3384 - Favs: 2,937 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Boarding School Disaster by Drarryloverangel57 reviews
Draco's parents are killed by a madman in a gang, the Death Eaters. Lily and James take him in, and Harry is forced to go to school with the prat. what ever will happen? changed to M for later lemons...PERM HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,096 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Denial is the new black by ambiencealikw reviews
Draco stumbles upon Harry bathing and begins to see him in a new light. He pursues his feelings but must first convince Harry to let go of his denial. Fate is constantly pushing them together and eventually something must give. Slash Harry & Draco fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,317 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Take a Chance by dipped.in.ink reviews
When his boyfriend Terry dumps him in a muggle club, Harry's ready to give up dating altogether until he overhears Terry making a bet with Draco Malfoy to get Harry into bed in under a month. Now the sparks are about to fly? DM/HP,RW/BZ,HG/Theo. R&R PLZ!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,749 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Past of Shadows by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Bear has known Greg for about three months now - he works at his local pub. He's just a waiter. Pretty average really. But then... why do Wolf, Eagle and Snake all seem to know him?
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,271 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Just Listen Follow on by Dizzy-x3 reviews
Okay so WIll Cash is back and he wants revenge on Annabel for puttin him behind bars... But how will he get it ? Will Owen and Annabel's relationship last after Sophie gets involved? IF YOU READ PLEASE REVIEW :
Just Listen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,004 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009
What I'd Do For You by sweetdesserts reviews
Sequel to a Life of Lies, a World of Truths! After his adventure with Yassen, Alex comes to some conclusions. Love, money, and shady organizations, need I say more? Alex is in for the adventure of a lifetime, and he's not alone. Yassen/Alex Please R&R
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,556 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Heroin by itzarazorblade reviews
In the midst of cracking a muggle selling ring on the black market for record clearance in the ministry, a witch attempts to capture Draco with a botched Amortentia potion. But when he wakes, he sees Harry Potter. Will he be able to ween himself from him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,544 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
I'm A Slave For You by jehszs reviews
The world is now a dark place and Hermione is no stranger to loss and pain. But when she's called for slave duty by the Malfoy family she'll discover there's more ways to be tortured than with a wand...could love just become the greatest torment? HG/DM. Warning: non-consensual sexual themes, abuse themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 144,519 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Draco's Dilemma by foggybythebay reviews
Lucius leaves Draco a puzzle to solve, one that may help Draco survive sure death at the hands of the Dark Lord. But he's at a complete loss, that is, until he discovers that the bushy-haired Mudblood might have the key to unlocking the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 169,298 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Necklace by SeducingFate reviews
Luce and Cam have some... Fun. Chapter 2 is UP, no longer a oneshot.
Fallen, Lauren Kate - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Lucinda P., Cam B.
Remorse by FionnaCosplayer reviews
Harry is feeling suicidal after the final battle of of June and Draco is around to fix him up. It sucks, but read it if you want. Self Harm and Suicidal themes. MxM Harry IS OOC in this one. So, beware.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,834 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Courtyard by latessitrice reviews
Bella is in time to save Edward in Volterra, but he doesn't give her chance to explain that they are both alive. Since Edward believes they are in heaven, he takes the opportunity to make the reunion memorable in a way she never dared imagine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,617 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waking up in Vegas by scaryprincess reviews
Edward/Harry slash. It is just so hard to keep promises when a vibrant Incubus comes to Forks, will Edward be able to resist the seductive demon and his charm after all Bella is only away for two weeks in California but then again she won't have to know
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,699 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P., Edward
A Hogwart's Tale by Miranell reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for an 8th year, all the 7th years of his grade have to repeat their final year. He broke up with Ginny and a strange friendship forms between him and Draco. But will it be more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,214 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Painting Flowers by Himuro reviews
Years before the war, Draco meets a unique little boy who has a true talent in art. Years later, that boy is much more than that. And the most important part? After all this time, he's still painting flowers for Draco. Slash. AU. DMHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,615 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Pure Blood Wolf by purplerawr reviews
As punishment for his father's mistakes, Draco is bitten by Fenrir Greyback. Narcissa asks Severus to take him somewhere safe and he can only think of one place... which happens to be where Harry Potter will be spending most of his summer. ON HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,547 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Allure by sillysac reviews
Something in the air changed...as his hand brushed my upper arm softly. The heat from the afternoon disappeared, as if I had been plunged into a freezer. Goosebumps erupted across my skin. Patch froze, sensing the difference too. "Your skin is cold."
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,985 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Love Me Like I Know You Can by xxKrissiiMayxx reviews
Not enough room, summary inside! Rated M for a reason!
Dark Visions series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,637 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009
In the Dark, with Good Intentions by InNyxITrust reviews
Completely Rewriting existing chapters. New Update by 12/21/12. After Sacrificing himself and his magic to defeat Voldemort, Harry awakes to find himself back at the Sorting, first year. But he has knowledge of where peoples alliances really lie. AU, Weasel:Dumbles!Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Senses by Passer reviews
All it took him to learn how to dream was a glimpse of blonde hair and an enigmatic smile...H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,846 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Agreement by indiefaggot reviews
If you can't beat them, join them. Heath and Stark both know how they feel about Zoey but know that fighting over her isn't the solution. So what is? R&R! M rated so you were WARNED. Enjoy! Little Twist in this story :D For Wolflass and TattyGirl95
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Heath L., J. Stark
Soul and the Sun by Samurai Smee reviews
Jake x Jazz. Upon encountering a troubled, lone Jasper Hale on La Push, Jacob Black cannot remember the last time he had seen eyes so sad...and a heart so pure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,605 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Jacob, Jasper
What Happens In Venice by Nichneven reviews
Saving Edward’s life was surprisingly easy. It felt good. It felt even better to make him laugh. SLASH: Jakeward. Bella/Quil. All other canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,697 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Jacob, Edward
Falling by arineat reviews
Albus can't figure out why Scorpius Malfoy won't stop staring at him. WARNING: MALE/MALE SLASH, EXPLICIT CONTENT. ONE-SHOT. I commissioned art for this fic. You can find the link on my Profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Underneath It All by MystyVander reviews
COMPLETE! Rape, violence, FLUFF, SLASH. After Harry and Draco both lose a wager, the consequences change who they are forever. Both boys learn to look beneath masks. What would happen to you if you lived through somebody elses nightmares?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,615 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You Sang to Me by Bramble Iceweb reviews
ON HOLD. Harry Potter was changed into a vampire when he was sixteen. Now, ten years after the war is over, he just wants a change in scenery and a different life. What'll happen when he meets the Cullens? HP/Twilight crossover. ECHP slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,683 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Miracle by WincestSounds reviews
COMPLETE! DMHP Slash, light HermSnap "Detention for the both of you, you will spend three hours of each day; talking and getting along!" The door closed on Draco and Harry, they looked at each other, glared, and then walked away.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,622 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love, Life And Other Four Letter Words by RippedIntoPieces reviews
Getting drunk was a mistake, especially since it led to Harry waking up naked in Draco Malfoy's bed. But mistakes can have positive repercussions and Harry finds himself learning to appreciate the blonde. Sadly, the course of love never did run smooth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,529 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Misunderstood by A Warped View Of Reality reviews
Peter is the son of a winged being who enjoys setting him up with Austrailians, and Peter really does not appreciate Percy Jackson stalking him across Italy, especially when Percy doesn't want to sleep with him, because then it's just not fun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Percy J., Nico A.
Falling by MystyVander reviews
COMPLETE!nSet in Seventh Year. Clumsy incidences bring two unlikely people to realizations never thought on before, Harry/Draco SLASH! FLUFF! Angsty, cute, romance,...What happens when one falls...A Lot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,351 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Uke by TwistedHilarity reviews
Inuyasha comes of age and discovers that he's got a hell of a problem. He's an uke: a male slated to be mated to another male. And all hell breaks loose when Sesshoumaru finds out. Sessh/Inu humor, angst, lemon, lang.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 150,285 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Leading By Example by kelseymetro reviews
Draco smiled slowly, a plan already forming in his head, “I think we need a role model, Blaise, a leader if you will; someone who can set an example..." HarryDraco Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,042 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Knock You Down: The New Orleans Beauty by stori39 reviews
Jacob is stuck in his past over Bella when a Southern beauty comes & flips his life upside down. However, there's much more to this girl than what meets the eye. Rated M for language & future lemons. Reviews wuld be appreciated!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,122 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Jacob
Soulmates by Lilbakasaru reviews
Soulmates are people pulled together by the forces of destiny, but if they refuse to show each other their feelings tragedy can ensue, and its made even more diffucult if other people get in the way.DMHP, angst,rape,slash etc complete,in prog of re-write
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,453 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Wicked Week by C.Queen reviews
When born enemies Albus and Scorpius piss off a Veela she curses them to a week in which their nightly dreams are connected, and in which, to their horror, they get to know each other in the most intimate of ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,000 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
life is like a rollercoaster by The Sunflower Child reviews
Bella is agressively changed by Laurent in the meadow, what if the wolves came too late? where Bella is now...Volterra, as daughter of Aro and princess who knows what will happen when the cullens come for a stay... PLEASE READ! oh and lemons included!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 74,923 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009
Under Your Skin by MystyVander reviews
COMPLETE! SLASH, HP/DM, HG/RW. After Sirius' death, Harry pulls away from everything and everybody only able to cope on his own. As a unsuspecting friendship buds in a strange place, will love or fate win out or are they the samething? Strong Male Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,099 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Forgotten Not Forgiven by Digitallace reviews
H/D slash. Malfoy always did have an odd way of going after what he wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,967 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trophy by Digitallace reviews
DM/HP-Scoundrel, libertine, whore: words often used to describe Draco Malfoy, but what happens when the man who seeks only to conquer new lovers, gets bored and chooses a more difficult target? Will Harry give into Malfoy or will Draco be left wanting?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,761 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Wilting Gilly Flower by Madame Emilie reviews
A new girl has moved into Bathory, in attempt to escape her past life, but as the new flower begins to wilt in the frost, her problems begin with a pale boy her age; Rated M for some seedy-ness.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Vladimir Tod
Personal Statement by Chloe Choy reviews
“Tell me all the dirty details you know about Harry Potter,” he said. And all it really takes now is some Colin Creevey bashing and a Draco in denial. Oh, and mature sexual content. Crack!Fic. DMHP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Welcome to My Truth by Calistabelle reviews
Voldemort has won. Everything, even hope, is lost. But when Ginny finds herself thrust back in time and comes face-to-face with sixteen year old Tom Riddle it seems the world is being given another chance. HBP compliant-ish. GW/TR. COMPLETE Sequel now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 106,872 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fix You by MikeScofield-is-2-hot reviews
After seven years the wizarding world is reaching the dull calm after storm. Everyone has jobs, lives, but there's someone missing from it all. She's been missing for years, but they won't let it go. So why should he care? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,961 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Jealousy is Love by MikeScofield-is-2-hot reviews
...and the jealousy will drive you mad...' she said in a whisper, not meeting his eyes. He kissed her neck and cheeks and pleaded, whispering 'don't do it, I promise I won't get jealous...you don't love him...'DHr. The Past and the Present Collide
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,337 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Serpent's Bride by reiko reviews
In Ginny's sixth year, Draco saved her life... and that's a wizard's debt. Now, five years later, its payback time. Especially now that Draco is in desperate need of a wife. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 178,491 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/23/2002 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Coincidence
Title speaks for itself. :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.