Yo. My name is Ellie, so either call me that or Memory.

23 years old, Female, avid yaoi reader (although I'm pants at writing it), and I can read basically anything under the sun.

I have not abandoned my stories, nor are they in official hiatus. I'm just trying to start them up again and writing 'Towards the Sun' is actually helping me get back on track. Thanks for the support and I'm glad that your interests in my stories hasn't waned yet.

Do I reply to reviews?

Sometimes I do. I like reviews. Especially constructive criticism. Although don't mistake criticism for flames. Criticism is good so as long as it's for the improvement of the story and author. Flames are just plain hate and I don't know why people write it. It might take me time to reply though, it depends if I'm busy.

What about PM's?

If you really want to ask something, you can PM me. I answer those as well, although it depends on the content of the PM. If it's a demand or outright flames (see above), then I don't bother with replying. It does take me some time to reply.

What if I don't like your stories?

No like, no read. How hard is that policy? I understand if you want to criticize an author's writing, but to point blank say that it's awful, it's offending your sensibilities, it's ruining your life (yadda, yadda) is just petty. You're on this site to read, I put my faith in readers that they're smart enough to not click on a story they know they won't like. People like me are free to post stories, just as people like you are free to click that 'back' button.

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