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Author has written 12 stories for Bleach, World Ends With You, Kingdom Hearts, and Soul Eater.

2BfrankIMAhotdog

Name: not Frank or frank

Sex: probably male

Age: 18

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Bleach

The World Ends With You

Random Thoughts on the Day and Age

What if everything we know is literally fake? I mean, what if the End of Days hits and the sky falls down like some sort of theater prop?

The secret to knowing the future is tenahpele. Tenahpele is elephant spelled backwards (gasp!). Elephants never forget. Because all living things with memories remember backwards, certainly a backwards being that never forgets would remember forwards. . . in the future.

Like haiku? We wish to hold the/ whole sky in our hands, but we/ can never reach it.

When walls start shifting/ my hand you will always have/ When thoughts start drifting/ my voice you will always hear. Inspired by House of Leaves

Even now, nothing compares to the rolling thunder of "innovation"/ the cannon that shot the world./ Even now, nothing compares to the falling rain of "communication"/ the whispering storm that drowned understanding.

Flying with one wing is like using a zombie as a foreign diplomat: it can only go horribly wrong and comes off as a little bit menacing on your part.

Now, more than ever, everybody needs to stop using cliches.

All is not lost until we forget how to use mirrors for windows, and forget how to see beyond ourselves.

That's enough silly business for now.

Now, some of you might think I mistakenly put a parody as a horror story.

That's no mistake.

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Down the Sewer Hole by Gunpowder and Tea reviews
One uneventful day, Rhyme's beloved bell pendant takes a tumble down the local sewage system. Worried brothers, bad coffee, math frauds, and tale-telling shoes aside, she wants it back. Rhyme-centric.
World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Rhyme B. - Complete
Statement by Gosurori-Otaku reviews
common symptoms of schizophrenia include
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Tatsuki A., S. Tsukishima - Complete
Eloquence by 9foxgrl reviews
Byakuya Kuchiki thought Ichigo was just a brash teenager with no sophistication at all. Until he sees him in a new light. Who knew Ichigo was a musician? Implied RukiRenji. Not a Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Not What I Wanted by Laerkstrein reviews
He never saw the end coming, but it wasn't at all what he had wanted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2011 - C. Stark - Complete
Deception by Owliet reviews
Gincentric — "Ya heard me, loud an' clear, Aizen-sama; yer goin' ta die, whether or not ya have that power ya were lookin' fer or not," he laughed, arms outstretched and free of the useless baggage of hatred and responsibility and need and want.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
Memorabilia by Kimsa Ki-Lurria reviews
Nanao x Stark. White mask, golden eyes. If she tries hard enough, he looks just like Kyoraku. "Nanao. Wake up."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Nanao I., C. Stark - Complete
Forty Winks by Featherz reviews
Stark wishes he could get a decent day's sleep.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - C. Stark, Lilinette - Complete
Valentine's With the Moschets by SasukeBlade reviews
It was the most romantic day of the year. Jack Moschet had it all planned out: fancy dinner, some dancing, early night, and then those cursed caravanners showed up.
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Heavy Metal Snape by strawberry snake reviews
Snape has a very important announcement at the GryffindorSlytherin match. Remake of Master of Puppets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
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Give Us Our Dreams reviews
But if it was only a dream, why couldn't he remember waking up?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2012 - C. Stark, Lilinette
This Fic Exists reviews
IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!1!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Franken Stein - Complete
High School Never Ends reviews
Technically not a High School AU. Or is it? Muahahahaha! Some MarxZex. Total crack.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Xemnas, Saïx
Fullbring reviews
Ichigo finds out what love is. No, I didn't forget to put this under "Romance"... Minor spoilers for those who haven't read the manga.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
GOOD MORNING ICHIGO! reviews
Oh Noes! Isshin's broken his leg! But being the devoted father he is, he still finds a way to train Ichigo. Mild crack fic. Like it? Love it? Hate it? Please rate it!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Ichigo K., Isshin K. - Complete
Heartless reviews
They shouldn't have strayed so far from the path, shouldn't have lingered so long. But regrets never slew heartless- not while they were still locked in hearts, at least.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Anti-Sora, Kairi - Complete
Perspective reviews
In which Roxas investigates a new world while everyone else hangs out. T to be safe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Xion, Xigbar - Complete
With Friends Like These reviews
An attempt at exercising the power of teamwork goes horribly awry, and Riku gets caught in the middle- or would that be the top?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Riku - Complete
Lunacy reviews
I had some trouble deciding whether this would count as romance or not... Anyways, Saix is having trouble sleeping, so he goes to talk to Xemnas. It's not what you think...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Saïx, Xemnas - Complete
Clear Bass and Dauntless Drive reviews
Megumi listens to music HIS way... or so he thinks.
World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Megumi K., Sho M. - Complete
All Your Base Are Belong To Us!
In which Gin introduces the residents of Hueco Mundo to the wonderful world of Internet memes. Rated T for some slight swearing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/13/2010 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Aizen Sosuke: Psychological Therapist reviews
What if Aizen were a different kind of evil? Find out what happens in a reality where Aizen Sosuke has a license to inflict therapy upon others. T for language, some disturbing material. Like it? Love it? Hate it? Please rate it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - S. Aizen