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Joined 05-04-02, id: 208881, Profile Updated: 06-13-13
Author has written 6 stories for Vocaloid, and Oh My Goddess!.

I uploaded quite a few stories and 100-word drabbles to FanFiction.net from 2002 to 2004, using the nickname of "MrWhat." I removed all of my older stories in January 2005, for various reasons that don't really matter anymore.

New stories will be mostly Vocaloid only, at least for now. I haven't watched anime in years, and I'm afraid I haven't been able to keep up with the new Doctor Who. If all goes well, I MIGHT re-up some older stories later.

And yes, I really am a 43-year-old guy. "Growing old is compulsory; growing up is optional."


Works in progress:

Still A Better Love Story Than Twilight : Open-ended serial, to be updated as time allows. Currently drafting chapters 17 to 19 and brainstorming chapters 20 to 32.

This Note Isn't For You : Three- or four-chapter Vocaloid adventure spam-fic. I might rework it and write it into the Twilight serial later instead.

Untitled : One-chapter Vocaloid spam-fic with Yukari and IA.

Untitled : One-chapter Touhou spam-fic with Sakuya and Meiling.

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Secrets Best Left Unsaid by Mipiko reviews
After being deemed emotionally unfit to work, Gumi returns to her sister, Miki, while carrying a dark secret. Months later, after she's sure she feels safe, Miki suddenly disappears from their island home one cold November night. Gumi knows what occurred that night, but it'll take a lot more than a few challenges, an old flame and her niece to get it out of her. Set during 20s-40s.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,186 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Gumi/Megpoid, Ron K., Matsudappoine
Vocal Vision by AnarchySong reviews
Vocaloids. Individuals with amazing abilities and an affinity for music. When hard-headed and strong-willed Miku Hatsune sets out on her own to find a so-called "Legendary Assassin", what she encounters instead may not be exactly what she was expecting. Join Miku, Luka, Gumi, and the rest of the Vocaloid cast as they embark on an adventure of epic proportions!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 236,925 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Miku H., Luka M., Teto K., Gumi/Megpoid
Degrees Below Zero by Nuclear Eggs reviews
Ia is fine being by herself. After all, it's harder to get hurt if she is. The flip side of that is that it's hard for her to be loved as well. Ia/ Yukari, high school AU
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,403 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 4/17/2013 - IA, Yukari Y.
Strange Duet by Nuclear Eggs reviews
Miku is a human who runs into a vampiric Luka one night. That would have been okay, if it wasn't for the fact that everything supernatural seems to be converging on them. Why can't things just be normal?
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,308 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Luka M., Miku H.
On&on by y8ay8a reviews
It started with a ten foot billboard, it followed with Hatsune Miku and Megurine Luka working together, and it became so much more than they ever had thought it could be. Yuri/rated M for explicit scenes in the later chapters.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 160,127 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Miku H., Luka M.
I Will Never Be Yours by PaperCutVictim reviews
As a girl who turned down confessions from both genders on a regular basis, Megurine Luka had no reason to believe that rejecting Hatsune Miku would be any different. How wrong she was...
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,386 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Miku H., Luka M.
On&on extras by y8ay8a reviews
Spin-off of some sorts to the story on&on. Irrelevant to the main plot line and most chapters, if not all, will concern Lily. Because I love her so much :D
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,322 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Lily
Curse of Each Season by Meimirigu reviews
An ancient and terrible curse was cast on Kasane Teto. If her family can't find a way to cure it in a year, she'll die. After calling on every doctor they knew, her family finally has to settle for a quirky specialist. Will he be able to cure her in time?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,430 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Teto K., Ritsu N.
SOS Onboard the Maid Star by fukuji mihoko reviews
Neru needs a job to buy a new cell phone, and Miku knows just the place. A maid cafe. But is the promise of a new cell phone worth putting up with embrassing outfits, perverted boys, and conflicting emotions? :Miku/Neru:
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,372 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Neru A., Miku H.
Go Google It by Lithium Suicide reviews
This was the first and last time Luka would try internet dating.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,360 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Luka M., Gakupo K./Gackpoid
So, How'd This Happen, Again? by TihApples reviews
"Miki, what was your first impression of me?" I asked curiously, twirling a lock of her hair around one of my fingers. Miki and Piko reminisce about how they met, some funny moments together, and how they fell in love. MikixPiko. Rate and review please!
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Piko U., SF-A2 Miki
The Hangover and Other Misadventures by PaperCutVictim reviews
Now a collection of hopefully humorous one-shots starring Megurine Luka. Will generally have a Miku x Luka flavoring, so you have been warned.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,029 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Luka M., Miku H.
It Only Takes One Week by NekoRamenNinja reviews
When a game of Truth or Dare turns extreme, Kiyoteru and Lily find themselves as boyfriend and girlfriend. They're all too willing to get the dare over with, but what will happen when they find themselves rethinking things at the end of the week?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Kiyoteru H., Lily - Complete
Thirty One Flavors by finalfantasygirl16 reviews
"You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae" He said winking handing her the sundae. "What?" She asked confused. "You heard me, sweet thing" Kaito x Meiko. One-Shot. Fluff. Cheesy pick up lines? xD
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Kaito S., Meiko S. - Complete
Detective Loupe and the Earl of 256 Faces by redemption2 reviews
Based on the Kagamine Len song of the same name, Detective "Loupe" Len and his sidekick Gumi search for his family's nemesis. Part 4: The Earls Clues lead them to the target of the next murder, quite literally.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,512 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Len K., Gumi/Megpoid
2 AM by Kawaii Overdose reviews
As per her Tuesday night snacking ritual, Teto is made painfully aware of how annoying her crazy attitude can be. Thankfully, it's always easily fixed, in equally ridiculous ways. .:PWP:.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Teto K. - Complete
Mezmerize by Ashton-Rena reviews
Teto wants to tell Ruko her secret, but she just can't muster up the courage to do it. Will she ever tell her, or does Ruko already know? TetoXRuko fluff. Please R&R!
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Teto K., Ruko Y. - Complete
UnArtificial Love by Unity of Moon and Sun reviews
Kaito is a normal high school student working hard to make ends meet. When he recieves a prize in a raffle called a Vocaloid, his world gets flipped upside down. Kaito x Meiko
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,517 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Kaito S., Meiko S.
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Still A Better Love Story Than Twilight reviews
Just another negitoro yuri vampire AU fic. Open-ended serial, to be updated as time allows.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,316 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Luka M., Miku H.
Snooze Alarm reviews
"'Enough sleep'... I know what those two words mean separately, but when you use them together, I can't understand them."
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Ruko Y., Teto K. - Complete
Star Park reviews
He imagined that he could see the stars reflected in her eyes.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/14/2012 - SF-A2 Miki, Piko U. - Complete
Mara's Worst Nightmare reviews
Originally written from 2002 to 2005. Revised and republished by request.
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,222 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Mara
My Girlfriend Is A Chimera! reviews
Fluffy banana bread with a side of H.P. Lovecraft.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Len K., Teto K. - Complete
COFFEEEEEEEE reviews
"I was repeatedly run over by a hyper-caffeinated tsundere, and *I* am so fool?"
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Neru A., Ruko Y. - Complete
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