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Joined 09-19-09, id: 2089310, Profile Updated: 02-24-11
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Well hey there guys and dolls!!

What can I say about me? Probably not much since it's my least favorite topic! Lol!

Let's see...hmmmm... I love books, movies, long walks on the beach, coke and chocolate (both separate and together; trust me on this one, it's awesome!). I also love commas, but am having a secret affair with semicolons. My beta doesn't understand our love and keeps trying to separate us, but our love is unstoppable! ;) Reading/writing FanFic is my "dirty little secret", and I think Humpty Dumpty was less a fairy tale and more a statement about wasteful government spending. ;P

A few things I've learned in life are that it's hard to type while wearing a straitjacket, Elvis was right about fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches, there is no magical place called "Go" that you can pass and receive $200 (I know. I've tried to find it), no matter how many times your little brother hits you...it's the moment you decide to hit him back that your mom will walk in the room, and that most likely you have already decided that the aforementioned straitjacket was used for a wise purpose. :P

Angst is the name of the game if you're gonna read my stuff, so be prepared. Oh, and one last thing... I am an adult (legally anyway) and would very much prefer that you are too if you're gonna take a walk through the land of TMM.

Thanks for stopping by!! :)

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Letting Go of Maybe by Weebble reviews
Bella is a good student that minds her own business, and Emmett is finally starting his career as a teacher. Unfortunately, when their paths cross, they're forced to face truths they're not ready for. AH, AU, BxEm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 129,895 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Darkest Before the Dawn by CatMasters reviews
What if Edward finally found his mate, but she had a troubled past and wanted to kill herself? Could he help her find a reason to live? Could she show him what he had always been missing? DARK themes, rape discussion and sexual content. AU, EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 271,773 - Reviews: 2572 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If This Is Fate by earthprincess4 reviews
Bella Swan is an abused child and has no hope of ever escaping her step father, James. She hides and pushes people away that get too close. Edward Cullen comes along and is determined to help her and keep her safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 277,049 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23062 - Favs: 15,009 - Follows: 10,765 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Empty by Hev99 reviews
Set after Edward left in New Moon, assuming that he never returned and Jacob never helped Bella to heal. Two years later Bella's life is a nightmare until she is reunited with the family she misses so desperately. Can they save her from herself?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 180,147 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Road Maps by Leelan Oleander reviews
Sequel to BRANDED-It's now six years later, Bella is graduating from Dartmouth, Edward is in Med School. How have their lives changed over the past six years and what's to come down the road? AU-Human, Rated M for foul language, abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 161,027 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Privileged by Nostalgicmiss reviews
When Bella's life takes an unexpected turn she's forced to find her estranged father, but not everything is as straight forward as it seems. Blood isn't always thicker than water. AU AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 260,753 - Reviews: 3661 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's Awesome Halloween Extravaganza by Leelan Oleander reviews
Emmett has been plotting and planning for a while on how to scare the crap out of his friends. Join them on this particularly spooky Halloween for a little fun. O/S Entry in "Countdown to Halloween II" 2010
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,630 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17576 - Favs: 10,893 - Follows: 4,831 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Encore by Leelan Oleander reviews
Edward pulls a Forrest Gump and runs at a most inappropriate time. When he and Bella reconnect five years later, can Bella forgive him enough to give him a chance or is it too late? Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 270,936 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Girl Under The Bed by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Bella Swan is homeless in one of the worst winters Seattle has seen. When hope is gone, and things take a turn for the worst a mysterious stranger steps in to help, turning her life upside down. Changing her life forever. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 205,101 - Reviews: 3867 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella - Complete
Branded by Leelan Oleander reviews
Bella Swan is living in a nightmare. Her parents are dead and she is hiding something too horrific to tell her older brother Emmett. When the secret comes out, they are shipped off to live with their godparents Carlisle & Esme Cullen. AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,258 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking the Silence by SparklingTwilight reviews
Bella has suffered in silence for 5 years. What happens when EsmexCarlisle become her foster parents, and a perky pixie moves in next door & tries to break her out of her shell? AH ExB, Canon cpls. Rated M for future chapters. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 446,252 - Reviews: 3767 - Favs: 3,583 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Happy Birthday, Bob? reviews
A certain lovable big guy makes Bella's attempts to pull off a surprise party for Alice quite difficult. One Shot written for the amazing Hev99's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Mocking Moon reviews
Things go from bad to worse for Bella when the Forks Police Dept. becomes involved with a sadistic Charlie. Can the Cullens save her? Or will someone pay the ultimate price? AH canon couples Rated M for Abuse/Rape/Violence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,124 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Legacy reviews
With her whole world destroyed and on the verge of ending it all, can Bella find the strength to go on? - O/S written for the "A Picture Says It All" contest. Winner-Honorable Mention. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Photo Prompt OneShots reviews
A series of one-shots written for the Part-Time PicPrompters section of the Photo Prompt Writing Challenge found at ppprompters . blogspot . com
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010