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Author has written 11 stories for Inuyasha, Naruto, Misc. Anime/Manga, and Death Note.

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2/24/2011

Hi, who ever might be reading this. Due to some trouble in my life, I've decided to put my stories on hiatus. I'm sorry. I'll be back when things are better.

-xPKx


Name: Stephanie but call me Kagura or Hime

Age: 15

Birthday: I'm a Leo

Hair: Brown hair, kinda wavy, reaches a few inches past my shoulder; side bangs

Eyes: Light brown

Likes: Eating, sleeping, writing, reading, sushi, manga, gothic clothes, L, Matt, Adam Lambert, rock music, fingerless gloves, Saturday.

Dislikes: Homework, Light, flamers, pink nail polish, Abercrombie & Fitch, preps.

Favorite Bands/Singers: Simple Plan, My Chemical Romance, Adam Lambert, Taylor Swift, Panic! At the Disco, Paramore, Fleetwood Mac, Hollywood Undead, Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Evenescence, Nightwish, Mayday Parade

Favorite Manga: Naruto, Bakuman, Death Note, Black Butler, Inu-Yasha, Sarasah, Fruits Basket, Time Stranger Kyoko, One Piece, Romeo x Juliet


HAPPY 2011 EVERYONE!!! ^_^
I doubt anyone cares but I'm posting my resoultions here:

]Finish Ask Anna this year
]Stop procratinating
[x]Finish that paper
]Make Honor Roll
]Post at least three one-shots
]Try to talk more
[x]Tell him I like him

Wish me luck.


I have a request for anyone who might be reading this: When I first found FanFiction, I was reading a story about Sasuke and Sakura. I never finished reading it and I haven't been able to find it. It's when Sasuke returns after killing Orochimaru and Itachi, Sakura hates him, Naruto's in a coma, and Sai keeps calling Sasuke Sas-gay. If anyone knows what story I'm talking about, please tell me the title and author.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, SammywithSwagger, xPrincessKagurax,

It's okay when a stranger becomes your best friend, but it's not okay when your best friend becomes a stranger. If this ever happened to you, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: xPrincessKagurax,

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Sakuranata, WeaponsMistress1, AppleBlossom69, Kinky-Nami-Lass, Sugar.Coated.Rainbow, Deidara's Sugar Girl, xPrincessKagurax,

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

You are a Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


Type your name: xPrincessKagurax

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Don't look at me weirdly. I was bored.


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A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she re-post this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's okay, don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 years later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

She put in on herself.

Guy: Tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste it on your own profile.


Stupid things! In bold are the thing's I've done. Out of 100 I have done 47.

Ok, I feel less stupid then I thought I was.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else :)
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a 'beware of dog' sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.


List 12 of your favorite Naruto characters in no particular order and answer the questions.

1. Hinata

2. Gaara

3. Deidara

4. Konan

5. Shikamaru

6. Sasori

7. Anko

8. Neji

9. Tenten

10. Sai

11. Haku

12. Inner Sakura

1. Have you ever read a Six / Eleven fanfic before?

Sasori/Haku no and i don't want to

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

i guess Konan would be hot if i was bi

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

it would be really really really weird

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

yeah and she's always with Neji

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

no not at all

6. Five / Nine or Five / Ten.

five/nine

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex.

it'd be really akward

8. Make up a summary of a Three / Ten fic.

Deidara wants Sai dead. Sai just wants to find love.

9. Is there any such thing as a One / Eight fluff?

yeah

10. Suggest a title for a Seven / Twelve Hurt / Comfort fic.

Between Student and Sensei

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

what does that even mean?

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

i don't think so

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

not sure

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two / Four / Five

no

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

does Sai even scream?

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what would you choose?

17. If you wrote a One / Six / Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

warning: possible fangirl attack

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Seven?

if you go out with me i'll show you my emotions

19. How might Eleven describe a relation between Two and Eight?

yoai

20. How emo is Two?

a little a the beginning of the series

21. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

a while ago

22. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.

Hinata and Anko are in a happy relationship until Anko runs off with Konan. Hinata, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Haku and a brief unhappy affair with Inner Sakura, then follows the wise advise of Shikamaru and finds true love with Deidara.

so confusing and wrong

23. What title would you give this fic?

Kinda Yuri Love

24. What would you do if Seven / Eight was canon?

not sure

25. Write a summary for One / Four / Five fic.

Hinata and Konan are both in love with Shikamaru. Who will he choose?


Name twelve of your favorite Death Note characters in any order.

1. Matt

2. Mello

3. L

4. Rem

5. Misa

6. Matsuda

7. Near

8. Sayu

9. Light

10. Naomi

11. Ryuk

12. BB

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
No. And I don't want to.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Yes. Very.
Hehe perverted thinking

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
shudders I am now scarred for life.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Yes.
Hehe thinking Light and L yaoi

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
Yeah, but I like it better when Mello's with Matt.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Four/nine. Rem actually somewhat developes feeling for Light anyway.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Near would probably look down on L for dating someone much younger than him.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Mello/Matsuda
Mello joins forces with the task force to help catch Kira before Near. He and Matsuda become friends. What will end up happening?

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
I don't think so.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Matt/Misa
Secrets Shared, Their Pasts Reveiled

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Something about when L finds the notebook that Ryuk had ownership of before dropping it.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
I don't think so.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
Blinded by the Light

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Possible chocolate-deprived Mello attack?

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Sayu: You're beautiful. Will you be my girlfriend?
Misa: Sure. -thinking- I'll use her to get to Light. Mwahahahaha!

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Naomi/Sayu.
No.

17. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Uh, I can't picture that.

18. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Uh, mental scarring!

19. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Not sure.

20. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Not sure, but possibly.

21. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I'm not sure.

22. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Mello/Rem/Misa
Maybe.

23. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
?

24. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I don't think I have, but i'm currently working on writing one. It's not coming out 'til February 2011.

25. What is Six's super-secret kink?
He likes Sayu.

26. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Drunk.

27. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
L.

28. One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two.
Matt and Light are in a happy relationship until Light suddenly runs off with Rem. Matt, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ryuk and a brief unhappy affair with BB, then follows the wise advice of Misa and finds true love with Mello.

29. What title would you give this fic?
Matt and Mello, At Last

30. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
That would actually be sorta cute.


If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke) xPrincessKagurax(Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Byakuya, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Pain, Gaara, Neji, Nuriko, Hotohori, Sasuke(i hate him now), Ryou, Malik, Yami, Jaden, Syrus, Abidos, Eiji, Mashiro, Takagi, L, Matt, Light, Se-in)

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, Crash923, Silver Wind Kitsue, Wings of Water- SKYE, 2ndsly, Insane Winged Girl, Narufan101, tears.just.fall, xPrincessKagurax,

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, Insane Winged Girl, Narufan101, tears.just.fall, xPrincessKagurax,


A boy gave a girl 12 Roses, 11 Real and 1 Fake. She asked him how long he would love her. Then he said.. I will love you till the last one dies

If I had to choose between loving you and breathing, I'd use my last breath to say " I love you".

Did you know that 99 percent of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it? If you are part of the 1 percent that does mean it, post this on your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you are against animal testing, then shout it loud, dammit!

I want Child Abuse to stop and if you do too, copy and paste this into your profile.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon (Mew was impossible to get). Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins,Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, Puppy Death Glare, Kavyle, DeiFlower, xPrincessKagurax,

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Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can tell a billion stories with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it


I do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

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If you HATE sterotypes, copy and paste this on your page. The bold ones are ment to explain YOU! :3

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a BISEXUAL, so I MUST be easy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must be a whore.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
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I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist


Samsara spiral on into time, lovers reborn and meet again. L may be gone, but he will return, Light will be waiting for him until then! I hereby solemnly support Light and L as a couple. L should not have been killed. (Nor Rem be sacrificed to kill him!) If you think L and Light make a good couple and that L shouldn’t have died, copy and paste this into your bio!

-R-

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- L. Lawliet ;_;

Copy and paste the above if a manga character(s) you absolutely LOVED died.

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Instant Message by Keelah reviews
She gave him names to kill, in order not to be killed herself. But having blood on her hands was turning out to be much worse than dying. "…There's still round 2…3…4…" When does this game end? She asked. "Don't you see, Sakura?" He said, "It never does."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 302,930 - Reviews: 4003 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
How To Torture Mello by Daisukeismyboyfriend reviews
Matt finds an interesting book while closet-rummaging. Why,it's an all-purpose guide to bothering Mello! How convenient! Needless to say, hilarity ensues, with Raito, L, and others... Complete after a ridiculous hiatus ! MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,105 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
When Are We Going to Die? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,752 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
Ashes by Angel Ren reviews
Victoria used to be human before. What events shaped her life? How did she die initially? How and why did she meet James? The full story, from the very beginning to her second death: one couple's unlikely love story is another person's untimely tragedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,447 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Carlisle, James, Laurent, Victoria
The Akatsuki Wars by WhiteOranges reviews
Miranda and Jess, daughter of Pein and daughter of Madara. This two best friends are more hyper than Tobi himself. They have one goal, to disgrace the worlds most feared organization every day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,236 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Nagato, Madara U. - Complete
Kira's Kingdom by Brendan Aurabolt reviews
What if Light and Mikami won in the end? What if a third Death Note Owner and the Shinigami King entered the picture? Only one way to find out! DISCONTINUED.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
Ways To Drive Sasori Insane by Narceine reviews
Sakura finds a list on deviantART called Ways to drive Sasori insane, and decides she wants to try it. Based on the list by MalunaDragon. Please R&R, no flames! New chapter FINALLY up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,115 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Life Note by Ilandere Okami reviews
Ever since "Death Note" came out, Light Yagami, along with other students at his school, have been harrassed by fangirls. When Light recieves a Life Note and the spirit L comes into the picture, things just get even more out of hand. LxL MxM onesided NxM
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,503 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
12 by mist11 reviews
Eleven. The number of lives I choked out of people. The number I stopped at. THe number they caught me with. The number I was put on trial for. The number I had when I was decided insane. The number I have until I start again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Near's Guide to High school by Matthew Regent reviews
In which Near must find a way to survive the DN cast, multitudes of crossovers, the fandom, Fate screwing with him and who knws what else in this tale of spiralling insanity. All recorded in this journal.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 94,213 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Near
Not Your Average Vampire Story by Ailarii reviews
With your dead best friend in your brain, your boyfriend on the ground totally fried, and grandmother crying tears of joy, what's there to do? Go room with hot vampires of course! Well...at least Jen thinks they're hot. Not so average is it? ON HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,848 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Akatsuki
Going, Gone and Coming Back With The Elements! by domdom456789 reviews
Sakura Haruno was the average girl Genin. She worried about her looks instead of her training. She heard her teammates talking about her saying that she was weak. So she leaves the village. "If they think I'm so weak they all have another thing coming!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sakura H.
Bloody Midnight by herecomesmaddy reviews
Beyond Birthday continues his latest killing spree.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2010 - BB - Complete
Guns 'N Roses by Expendable Red Shirt reviews
I'm Mail Jeevas. More commonly known as Matt. I lived a normal life in a normal town – until a mafia boss proclaimed his undying love for me and kidnapped me right from my classroom! He's such a freak. I could never love him back… right? Mello/Matt, AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Matt, Mello
Elle Lawliet by DarkAlliGator reviews
L has a daughter. She wants to find out who Kira is. Oh, and who her father is too.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 59,235 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Silver's Golden Heart by KeruKeru reviews
Silver used to be the angry, misunderstood kid that everyone still came to know and love, but he's got a secret. Rated M for language and lemon in later chapters Huntershipping Gold/Silver slight Silver/Lance in later chapters FINISHED!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,498 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Silver/Rival, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
Cupid's Arrow by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
For Rosey: "I Hated him, yet i loved him. She loved him yet she hated me for loving him." Sakura is known as Suzuki Highschool's "Cupid." Never dated a guy herself, she goes around setting up anyone who asks, success, always 100%. Until she met Sasori...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasori
FB Chatroom! by ChipsAhoyPup reviews
The FB Chatroom, my style! Rated T for cursing. R&R please! :3 Updated: Cattle-Prods. SORRY FOR THE DELAY, GUYS. D:
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,515 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009
Knight in Shining Armor by Runs with Werewolfs reviews
When Logan gets kidnapped and raped, Kendall makes a vow to himelf and Logan to protect Logan- to be his "Knight" in shining armor. Kendall/Logan. Intende Jarlos but not evident.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Logan, Kendall - Complete
Yesterday's Feelings by Loveless-slave reviews
My life was fine before him! It was normal but with one question: "Will you be my boyfriend?" my life became hell. But there is a little bit more to this boy then meets the eyes.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,826 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Mello, Matt
The Eight Sides of Mello by Atreyl reviews
The next thing Matt knew, he was waking up in his bed, with a naked Mello beside him...and another Mello in the doorway. And another...and another. What the hell?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Life Script by MadxHatterxTeapot reviews
What if there was a notebook that could counteract a Death Note? What would it be like? Would the same rules apply as in the Death Note? Who's hands would it fall into? Would it be used for good or evil? Find out in this fanfiction. Completed: Extra 10 up (Fanfiction is currently going through a grammar and editing process, please bare with me new readers.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,835 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Kitty Kurse by Ailarii reviews
When the Akatsuki are turned into cats and sent to our world and discovered by a total Narutard and her friend, what happens? Chaos. That is what happens my friend; especially when an Alex is involved... DeiOC and ItaOC. Rated for language and humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,040 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Supernatural high school by grandiloquentCaecity reviews
Hinata, supernatural powers, new school, and alot of other things. AU, NaruHina main, SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaTema, KibaIno side. full summary inside. FINALLY UPDATED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,661 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
True Meaning by Quiet Indifference reviews
What I truly think was going through Hyuuga Neji's mind as he battled Hinata. CousinxCousin Don't like don't read. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
A Chance Encounter by Origin of the Purge reviews
Sokka and Zuko find themselves trapped in a snowstorm. What will develop between these two? This is set after the Siege of the North.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,184 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Seeing Souls by blankdreamer reviews
One day, the devil with angel's wings fell out of heaven's fruitful tree. Fortunately, and unfortunately he caught her, and she dragged them both down. Emerging from hell, Sakura is scared, and Sasuke wasn't there to listen anymore, "Your soul is lying."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,553 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Time's Spinning Gears by Port in the Storm reviews
Minato, in the shinigami's stomach, sees what should have never been allowed to happen. Naruto, killed at 11 years old. The shinigami gives him a choice. Go into his son's body, and act as him, or remain as a dead spirit. Minato chooses the obvious.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,528 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Minato N.
The Game by DarkAlliGator reviews
"It's all over. You lost the game." The "famous" quote from the anime, and what SHOULD have happened next. All about the Game. Yes, THAT game! You know the one I'm talking about. Spoilers for the last episode/book.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Light Y., Near - Complete
The Tutor by mist11 reviews
Nine students have been murdered.I tutored all of them. I'm surprised I haven't been caught yet. I guess the police are just idiots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Itachi U.
Chocolate Smoke by inuharrytwiclique reviews
I couldn't think of a very good title // So, rated M, Yaoi, Mello is seme. After a terrible incident, Matt is sent to live at wammy, what he didn't expect is all the trouble that comes with having new friends. Some NearXMello MAIN MELLOXMATT!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,065 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Mello, Matt
Break by Chocolate Flavoured Robots reviews
Dignity is a wonderful toy. Breaking it is where all the fun is. MelloNear, S&M, mild rape, dubcon. Second submission in my MelloNear A-Z fanfiction series!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Near, Mello - Complete
The We Welcome Flames Game by WolfHEARTSYami reviews
Welcome to the We Welcome Flames Game! Where you may go ahead and flame any character from the Twilight or Death Note Universe and see how they react! So come and flame us!
Crossover - Death Note & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010
To the End by Levi's Nice Ass reviews
L is dead, so Mello's leaving. The past is over and the future is getting closer with every second passed. But there are still a few more moments before the end. Mello's POV, Matt-rape, cussing.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Should have by headphone frenzy reviews
He never wanted it to come to this, and he never wanted this to happen. Silver claims it was all an accident, but secretly he was dying to tell someone about it. Gold x Silver. Precioumetalshipping. AU. One shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Silver/Rival, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
Lake Trip by GoesKaboom reviews
Pein decides he's sick of his organization moping around the lair, so he decides it's time for a mandatory vacation. Of course, nothing ever goes as planned. Crack fic. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,631 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
3 More Years by CrysStar reviews
Yaoi . Best friends, turned lovers, are forced to face the music. When society despises you and even your own parents become your enemies, can love still stand a fighting chance?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,813 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Bankotsu, Jakotsu - Complete
Their Imperfect Natures by LawlietLivesOn reviews
Kyouya and Haruhi share one perfect moment, but will it lead to anything else? Do they want it to? Kyouya x Haruhi oneshot, something kind of sweet and sad that I wrote at one in the morning. Enjoy .
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Whipped Cream by ChipsAhoyPup reviews
L is distracted. Light is worried. What happens when a little whipped cream is added to the mix? LxLight, Collab between Chips and Nikkia.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,860 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - L, Light Y.
Blood Play by nowherenew reviews
Lawliet is a college student who frequents a cemetery study spot. One day, he meets a man who looks curiously like him. Becoming friends with Beyond was easy, but staying alive after knowing his secret won't be! BxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,202 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - BB, L
Pretty Hues of Lust and Pain by Blissful Lissy reviews
Before me, your body was a blank canvas. Perfectly white and smooth, it invited me to paint it with colors of frustration and desire, pretty hues of lust and pain. Mello's POV. Oneshot. M for lemon, rape.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
What the heck is wrong with the Akatsuki? by TeenageNeko reviews
The Akatsuki are acting strange, and poor Itachi isn't getting out without a mental scar. CRACK FIC SO MUCH CRACK IT'LL MAKE YOUR EYES BURN!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Hammered by ITILY reviews
A random oneshot involving Near, Mello and Matt while they were kindergarteners and some psychopath entered their class..M for violence, rape,and murder...Please R & R...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Manga Madness by Fortunate1 reviews
What would happen if the Death Note characters discovered that their lives were documented in a popular manga series? May chaos follow? *evil smile* Rated T for possible language. Contains spoilers! I suck at summaries, so... read it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
What's one more Sin? by Amira Devant reviews
Demon's are born to damnation. So what's one more sin in a pile of misdeeds? Occ-ish. Lemon. Eclipse/Raenef
Demon Diary - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Eclipse, Raenef V - Complete
The 8th Sin by Amira Devant reviews
Their love is the 8th sin. The moments of inflamed passions may be wrong, sinful; but it is their Heaven, in this Hell. RaenefxEclipse. Sequel to: What's one more sin? LEMON!
Demon Diary - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Eclipse, Raenef V - Complete
Wammy Days by L Bloodrose reviews
Will Mello get over his re-occering nightmares? Will Matt admit his deepest, darkest, secret to Mello? Will Rodger ever stop eavesdropping? Rated "T" for blood, courpses, and possible Yaoi, although it will be only fluff, no lemon.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,160 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Mello, Matt
The Extra Rule by The iPod Addict reviews
We all know the basic rules of the Death Note, right? Well, it seems Ryuk forgot to add a rule in the manga/anime. What's the rule? One shot. T: Mild Language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Mello: A drug worse than Crack by Gamer2008 reviews
Near is intimadated by Mello and his feelings for him. So he cuts himself. Mello tries to solve the problem by getting him a therapist. But maybe he wants something else...? M for Lemon later on, and very Explict Language.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Near, Mello
Sell My Soul for Your Heart by Ilandere Okami reviews
What does cross-dressing, dating websites, and selling your soul all have to do with each other? Well, absolutely nothing unless you’re L and Light. Welcome to crack-ville; population: yaoi. LxLight romance, angst, crack, comedy, supernatural
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - L, Light Y.
50 Ways to Annoy the Death Note Characters by Cassieandra8291 reviews
I know this kind of thing has been done before, but I thought it'd be fun. So here's my version! EDIT: 25 more ways have been added!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Along the Sea Floor by st.jimmy.987 reviews
The Little Mermaid' like you've never seen it before! Nate is the "Prince of the Sea" who has fallen in love with the "Prince of the Land", Mello. With encouragement from Misa, he goes to the magic-wielder of the sea, Kira, so that he can be with Mello. ***process of being edited***
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,902 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
BB's Surprise by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
It's Valentine's Day in the Death Note world, and Raito is in for a huge surprise when he comes to visit his dear Beyond, only to find the apartment clean and covered in rose petals.......and why is Beyond cross-dressing! Rated M for steamy man sex!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,893 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Light Y., BB - Complete
Wait, a forest? by insaneXrandomXretards reviews
3 best friends Rennot, Kai and Nimsay get sent to the naruto world...rating might change cuz of Hidan and Kai being in it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,377 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009
To Control Death by Neji-Is-A-Caged-Bi-8D reviews
When death calls, we can't ignore it. It's quite a sobering fact." L continued, keeping the flicker in Light's eyes alive. "We do not control death, it but controls us."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/16/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
No Place Like Hell by KyuketsukiKokoro reviews
A MattxMello fic! So yes, yaoi-ness, specifically more in later chapter to come! So don't read if you're not going to enjoy the whole thing, flamers do so at own risk! Rating will go up.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Mello, Matt
Tik Tok 'Till the Clock Stops by lolqueer reviews
L dances, Mello makes a Fan Fiction account,Misa PMS's, and Light wants to be a sparkling vampire.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - L, Light Y.
Ambivalence by TimeTravellingDayDreamer reviews
It's L Lawliet's first day of 2nd grade at his new school. He becomes best friend's with Light Yagami and they spend almost every given moment together. But what happens when L's abusive father comes back to take L with him to England? AU,OOC,Slash Lightx
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,123 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - L, Light Y.
Akatsuki Unleashed by AMTNaruto reviews
Straight from the mind of Aqua-Lee and myself, respectively, comes a whole new look on the real life of the Akatsuki! You'll be shocked, horrified, and dead from all the laughter! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Yamanaka Ino: Dear Sakura, by missmridvika reviews
ONE SHOT! First fanfic. “Sakura…while doing an autopsy on Ino, we found this letter.” The Hokage handed her a sealed white letter with blood stains on it. Sakura gripped the letter tightly. Then decided to open and read it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Rescue Me Therapy by blankdreamer reviews
Sakura kissed Sasuke on the cheek, "Life is wonderful." She gave Ino chocolate, "You're beautiful." She gave Neji and Hinata a hug, "There is hope." She gave Naruto a smiley face sticker, "To be happy is a gift." She handed Tenten a clip, "Be who you are.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,058 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The 'always there for you' Janitor's closet by Eternal Grey reviews
Sakura is stuck in an all boy's high school with her two insane friends Haku and Naruto. Basically everyone falls for Sakura... Its hilarious and funny! lets just say the janitors closet is the only place Sakura can kidnap and such. She has permission
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 17,083 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Deception Goddess by Eternal Grey reviews
Meeting a pink haired girl under flashing lights makes Gaara realize he has hormones. Only problem is she never cared about him and only wanted a decent article for her magazine. Can Gaara get her back for the pain she gave? Or will she hurt him GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Heaven and Hell High by Suki87 reviews
Demons and Angels live in 1 world and go to 1 school in present day Konoha Japan. Seperated by Social class in their special school, never before have they befriended or dated against them! Until now! L8r pairings ItaxSaku KibaxHina ShikaxIno TenxNeji R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,801 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Difference Between Weak And Strong by Gl0ri0us reviews
They were called weak in their faces. They were driven away by their crushes and comrades. Now, when they had finally returned, their powers are...limitless. And they are back for Revenge. NxT SxS SxI NxH
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,151 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Escape from the Hyuuga compound by Vikutooria chan reviews
Tenten, after turning 16 is sent to work as Neji's personal maid at the brutal Hyuuga Compound. Will she be one of the few to escape or die trying? Nejiten, slight naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,376 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Tenten, Neji H.
Adventures of a Half Demon by the-wandering-scribe reviews
To save the life of his precious person, Naruto made a deal with the Kyuubi to turn them both into half-demons. They ran away from the village to avoid being killed, and were picked up by the least likely of teachers and taken to a new home. Naru/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U.
Rape: For All the Wrong Reasons by ebony-ivory-me reviews
Yuki is tired of Kyou's constant, futile challenges. He decides to break him once and for all. Rated M for a beating, rape, adult content, and mild language. One-shot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
This isn't real, or is it? by twilightprincess219 reviews
Every fan of an anime wishes they could somehow go into their favorite anime and meet their favorite character. Well, unfortunately for me, I got my wish. And I had no idea what was in store for me....OCxItachi. Slight OCxDeidara. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 44,387 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara
Dead Stars by Chantrea Moonbeam reviews
Onyx eyes meet emerald. “You will obey me, I am your father!” “And I am your daughter, the one you’ve always hated.” Implied SasuSaku, Mostly told in Naruto's perspective
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
White Silk by Cole-Hyuuga reviews
Matt needs to get Mello, the best birthday present ever ! but what? Near of course ! Contains: Kinky bondage sex, Yaoi, lemon Near uke of course !
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
Complete Insanity by ChristinaAngel reviews
Gaara, Sasuke, Neji, Naruto and Shikamaru say hello to the new girls and as they get to know each other, the school descends into chaos. High school story. Pairings: Sasusaku, NejiTen, GaaraOC, NaruHina, ShikaTem. Gets better as it goes on. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,984 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Diary everyones crazy! by Shinka-chan reviews
Pein decided start wroting a diary about his daylife in the Akatsuki. Suck at summaries I know. Includes Peinxkonan maybe SasoDei in later chappies. Major OOC'ness. Rated T for Hidan's fantastic mouth and some sexual references in the future. crack!fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Akatsuki
Ur So Gay by Loveless-slave reviews
Matt sends Mello a text message that turns out to be... true?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Bitter Sweet Sickness by IKilledMisa reviews
L wakes up to the sound of a music box with his insane heir, Beyond Birthday. After awkward moments a bitter sweet lust starts to show. Dark lemon BBxL yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - L, BB - Complete
The Drawer's Confusion by NightShade Tears reviews
Just a short thing a friend of mine and I came up with at school. My Chemical Romance parody. Don't like, don't read. Rated T for double-meanings.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
A Jealous Matsuda by Lawlia reviews
PWP Matsuda decides he wants a piece of L, while he's already going at it with Light. Competitive sex. All I can say is that a popsicle is involved.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Where's My Porn? Oh Right, Sai Has It by randomness1868 reviews
Sai reading porn books was the worst idea Konoha had ever heard of. Unfortunately, it happened. Implied SasuSaku, SasuSai, KakaSaku. Rated T for Kakashi influence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sai
Breaking Point by Shadow Dancer666 reviews
What happens if Matt and Mello found a way to fake their deaths and escape the manipulation of both Kira and Near? Will they ever be able to live happily? WARNING: brutality, abuse, rape, blood, extreme psychological breakdowns, and drugs.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,499 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Highschool Drama by ChibiMello reviews
Matt is alone, and is liked by no one. That changes when he meets the most popular kid in school. bad word, violence, rape, drug use, possible lemon still not sure.. Matt/Mello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,287 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Matt, Mello
Good Dog by IHoldWithThoseWhoFavorFire.HM reviews
Matt/Mello. This one's pretty dirty, consider yourself warned. When Matt's a good dog, Mello gives him treats but when he's a bad dog...you get it.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,368 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
All I Want Is You by Loveless-slave reviews
Matt did everything by himself. Then he was forced to have a roommate. MelloxMatt
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,640 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
I want you by april-list reviews
OK first YAOI WARNING! L wants Light is he just imagining Light liking him? What happens when they are forced to alone together? another warning SMUT and slight bondage rape
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
87 Hunger by LynxyLawli reviews
The events leading up to the 'money-scene' with the SPK; the occurances of Mello being forced to work with Near. lemon Number 87 of 100 Themes.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Clearing His Name by Dragonchild627 reviews
[Complete] Light tries to clear his name, but what does L actually have in mind? LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Memento by nikki7716 reviews
Mello's obsession for power over Near goes too far. Not that he didn't relish every minute of it. Mello x Near. LEMON.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
My Sleepover by Boyue reviews
Gaara writes a lemon-flavored essay for his class presentation. -LeeGaa/Oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Slowly by Daisukeismyboyfriend reviews
It's Matt's 18th birthday, and Mello knows it. What happens? Yaoi, MxM. Lemon-ish.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Mello, Matt
Birthday's Aren't That Bad by The.Orange.Ninja.Assassin reviews
In celebration of L's birthday, today. Rated M for later scenes. My first proper lemon so I hope you enjoy! Oneshot LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,664 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I didn't forget by BookoftheMoon reviews
For Near's birthday tomorrow but I won't be here so I can't upload it. Oneshot NearxMello Yaoi lemon! Sorry no room for a summary ;3 Just read and enjoy and REVIEW!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
For Honor and the Corner Office by Sherrri reviews
AU. Matt competes with his coworker, Light Yagami, for the corner office, and he is determined to win at all costs. This requires his roommate, Mello, to pretend to be his girlfriend at the company Christmas party. MattxMello.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,689 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Chocolate Body Wash by Raexa reviews
One-shot Yaoi- lemon contains Mello and Matt action
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Frosting by KivaEmber reviews
L wasn’t one to back down from challenges, no matter how dangerous or…odd. LxRaito. LxCake.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/7/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I Wanna Dress You Up by vampyremiyu reviews
Haruhi's in a real pinch. Not only does she need a formal gown for an upcoming event, but she's stuck in a dressing room with Mori! MorixHaruhi. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Diary of Mello by LiKe a dRuG reviews
After L dies, Near becomes his successor, and being raped Mello runs away.. But he soon finds that running away wasn't the best idea. yaoi prostitution rape angst death
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Mello - Complete
ORGASM!: The Mello Chronicles by Her Sweetness reviews
Wammy's. Thanks to a mysterious magician, Mello has gained an interesting power. But he's fast become a menace to the orphanage and Rodger just can't take it anymore... that's when L steps in. Crack!mini.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Shadows Of The Heart by r3tro Roxel reviews
The voice wouldn't leave him. It surrounded him, suffocated him. The voice was the voice of darkness. Warning: Contains rape and violence. Note: This is my first story, so go easy on me. Well, enjoy! -
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Naruto: Narutimate Sendoff! by ecnal nogardnap reviews
This is a story of a writer attempting to write a story...about NARUTO! And he fails...Let's watch how...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Strangers by Leather and Stripes reviews
Matt sees Mello walk by every day. He wants this stranger, craves his contact. When he finally says hi, he gets more than he bargained for. AU one-shot. Dedicated to my Matt.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
How Are We Still Alive? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Lemon Bird by haru's reviews
The magic lemon bird, who makes smexy boys hot for each other, is on the loose. His next targets are Light and L. WARNING: extreme crack, yaoi, lemon.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Fifteen Days by Ryoshu Kin reviews
Rated for suicide. For Near, After Mello's death, life wouldn't go on... The last fifteen days...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Akatsuki Fanfiction Horror by NintendoGal55 reviews
A stupid piece of crap where the Akatsuki find bad fanfiction. It's awful, and old, don't read it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Sasuke's Lousy Spring Break by GoesKaboom reviews
For spring vacation, Sasuke rents a condo right next to Akatsuki. Whether he's busy trying to kill Itachi, calling Deidara a transvestite, or just being Sasuke in general,a crack storyline is sure to follow! Oneshot. Resubmitted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Poke by Jiia-chan reviews
WARNING THIS STORY CONTAINS A LEMON. A YAOI LEMON. If you don't like lemons, leave me alone. A lonely night on the roof leads Kyo and Yuki to things Akito would not approve of.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Lesson Plans by Odyssion reviews
With his newfound ‘evil’ persona, Raenef decides that Eclipse has crossed a line and should be taught a lesson in etiquette. What better way to do it than to teasingly and torturously punish him? [Eclipse x Raenef citrus]
Demon Diary - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Raenef V, Eclipse - Complete
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Are You Watching Me? reviews
It's been a year after Light died. Misa finally decides that she can't deal with the pain. one-shot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Misa A. - Complete
Speak Now reviews
It's the day Sasuke's marrying Karin. This could be Sakura's last chance to win him back. one-shot based on the song by taylor swift
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In the Kingdom of Konoha reviews
Sasuke wants to rule, but can only do so if he's married to a princess. At a party, he sees the girl he wants to marry. The only problem? She doesn't like him. Most of the princesses don't. How far will he go? What'll the princesses do? hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010
The Shinigami Challenge
The Shinigami King starts the challenge that all participants must follow. 100 theme challenge. bad summary hiatus
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 755 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010
I Wanna Be With You reviews
She was the outcast, he was the new kid. He wants to help her, she's starting to fall in love. Of course, there's always a mean girl, a secret past, and the school play that tries to stop them. hiatus
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010
Make a Wish reviews
Falling into Death Note is nothing like I expected. I didn't know I would be wanted by Kira or haunted by BB or become number one on Mello's hate list. Ok, I kinda planned that last one anyway. Let's hope this was worth leaving my life behind. hiatus
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,460 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010
Ask Anna reviews
Love always has problems. Meet Anna. She'll help you solve them, but at a price. hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,803 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009
Just Another Day at the Beach reviews
Sakura, Sasuke, and Ino go to the beach but get an unexpected surprise. one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
Valentine's Day Special reviews
Kayo goes after Sasuke for revenge. She plans on killing him, but things end differently than she expected. SuigetsuXOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Suigetsu H. - Complete
Waiting for You reviews
Just a little one-shot about the end of the Kira case. I would appriciate reviews.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Dead and Here reviews
Kanna's older sister, Kagura, dies in a car crash. Kanna knows that her siser's dead and gone, so what's with the new girl in her class? slight kannaxshippo hiatus
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Kanna, Shippo