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Joined 09-19-09, id: 2089450, Profile Updated: 05-14-14
Author has written 56 stories for Beyblade, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Well, I never have much to say when it comes to describing myself. Um, I live in the United States. My favorite color is pink... um...

I had an obsession with Beyblade when it was on TV, thanks to my younger cousin. I miss it. Am I one of the only people that likes pretty much everyone on the show? Most of the profiles and stories I read, someone is disliked, at best lol. For me, the people liker; it can be hilarious XD PAIRINGS: I can't believe I've gone this long without stating mine XD Especially since it's so easy to state :P I like ALL OF THEM. Pretty much... so... yeah :3 Just try me!

My obsession with Fullmetal Alchemist has definitely been more intense than Beyblade, considering I'm still obsessed with it and it's been... what? 2-3 years since I discovered it? I love the characters, I swear. They're gorgeous. Also, the women are scary-violent :D I love the canon pairings, like EdWin and Royai and AlMay/AlMei and LingFan but I also like crack pairings! (If they're not like, super creepy XD)

New obsession... Fairy Tail! How did this happen? I blame Netflix, personally. They showed a picture of Natsu (and his smiling face and pink hair and that's literally the reason I started watching it... aren't I superficial? Favorite color, but still, I'm just horrible XD). I love Natsu, and Lucy, and Gray and Erza and Happy! And like... everybody else. Except for Minerva. (If you've seen FT, you'd understand why.) Love the canon pairings, and I'm open to crack pairings too. Why not? XD

I have also seen: Samurai Champloo, Soul Eater (once my FT obsession dies down a little, this one will probably pick up), most of Hetalia (PASTAAA), Ouran High School Host Club, Sword Art Online, Infinite Stratos, Digimon, Trigun
I hope to add Black Butler and Princess Jellyfish to the list soon! Also, D-Fragments! Then I have... Blue Exorcist and Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water (which was introduced to me YEARS ago and I still barely started it. Whoopsie.)

Links: My collab with AquilaTempestas: (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2329192/Bam_Bam_and_Sookface); my other account: (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2471406/thoughtxaquarium); huge mash-up collab account: (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2782239/CreativeInsanitarium)

07/01/13: Well, what a surprise, eh? I just updated stuff within two days of each other, that's gotta be a miracle! Goodness, I sure missed the adrenaline rush from updating. But seriously, I'm around. I just need to not be about to fall over sleeping or something, and maybe-just maybe-I'll get a decent amount of writing done. I haven't updated anything FMA-related for over a year now *looks around guiltily* and some beyblade stuff even longer *shifty eyes, but I will get back around to them! Even if it takes me years (I hope not!), I *will* finish what I started. And that's all I have to say. Ahem. So how are you?

03/06/14: Heya! It's been a while since I've updated (upgraded!) my profile hasn't it? I miss this place, and how lively it used to be. Maybe that can be changed? :)

05/14/14: One of my dearest FF friends has prompted me with a one shot, involving world domination. Also two Beyblade characters. I'm pretty excited to see how on earth my mind warps this idea :)

Peace and love!

chocolatexloverx16

p.s. I love chocolate! :)

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Couples Counseling by BuggyNess reviews
"You've always said, A man has to sleep sometime. Remember THAT if a man ever strikes you." She finished putting on her underwear and turned to face her grandmother. "Well, here HE is. He's sleeping. What should I do to him?" Post Brotherhood. EdxWin enlist Ed and Al's Teacher to help them learn to live together peacefully. T for language and a speck of domestic violence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Edward E., Winry R.
Dear Beyblade Authors by AquilaTempestas reviews
Letters from annoyed bladers for fanfiction authors.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 4/7/2012
Evil fan work by Gemenice reviews
Blitzkriegs are forced to read some fanfiction... what will happen? Pairings with Kai...
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,992 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Kai H. - Complete
Fullmetal Lol by Nimrochan reviews
Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,958 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 3/9/2010
Snapshots by Desastrus reviews
Random scenes of the bladers' everyday lives described in 100 words. Rated T just in case. Drabble 19: Bribery works wonders.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 8/4/2010
Crazy Beyblade Short Scenarios by AquilaTempestas reviews
An insight into the activities the beybladers engage in during their leisure time.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 12/14/2010
Super Mario Frustration Drabbles by AquilaTempestas reviews
The Beybladers are introduced to a new challenge – Super Mario Frustration. Rated T for lots of swearing.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 15,973 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010
The Alchemy Lab by GBlackwell reviews
Collection of one-shots related to Fullmetal Alchemist. Chapter 3: Vita Homunculi. A twist on a fairly common homunculus story. Takes place in the first anime universe. Warning: language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,335 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012
Do Me A Favour by AquilaTempestas reviews
After getting caught in an embarrassing moment, Mariah can't look Mystel in the eye. He plans to make it up to her by returning the favour, but he gets more than he bargained for.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Mariah/Mao C., Mystel - Complete
The Glistening Alchemist by ThePoutster reviews
After being kidnapped by a serial killer, Catherine Armstrong is determined to prove herself and honor the Armstrong name by becoming the first female state alchemist.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Alex A., Alphonse E., Edward E., Jean H.
Bailamos by Mistress of the Arts reviews
Tonight, he wanted to live this night forever. Tonight, they would dance. Tonight would be the night that he finally confessed everything. Raul Fernandez is falling and falling fast. Can Mathilda Alster be the dance partner he's been searching for? -Oneshot. Raul x Mathilda. Slight Julia x Miguel.-
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Raul, Mathilda - Complete
Exiled by Ms. Controversy reviews
Fed up with their daughter's rich bitch cheerleader persona, the Ivanovs' send her off to Russia to live with her brother and the rest of the Blitzkrieg Boys as a means of boot camp.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 207,680 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 6/13/2010
Hellbound by Geirr Bassi reviews
A cyborg hunter, Bryan. A Cyborg, Rei. Russias ultimate weapons, the cyborgs, become unstable and start to kill and it s up to Bryan, Kai, and the others to destroy them. But when Bryan meet the first manufactured cyborg things change. Can Bryan help him?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,671 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bryan, Ray/Rei K.
Giving Up Yesterday by duckie lover 151 reviews
Voltaire is getting married! What will happen when Kai's new stepsister is an old rival of his from back at the Abbey? How will his team be affected? Because she has a long history with someone else too.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,370 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Kai H. - Complete
Normal by Mistress of the Arts reviews
Hilary reflects on her feelings. Drabble.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Hilary/Hiromi T., Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
Bryan's Studying Methods by AquilaTempestas reviews
Bryan prepares for an exam.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Bryan - Complete
The Sickness by AquilaTempestas reviews
Robert has a cold and he's less than thrilled. Johnny, Enrique and Oliver decide to take advantage of the situation and try to get out of training, but will Robert find a way to stop them?
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Robert - Complete
The Eightball Chronicles by Indigo Oblivion reviews
Roy Mustang gets hold of a magical, all-knowing eightball – but he doesn't quite get the answers he was looking for. Played for laughs.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2012
Clue by Unadulterated reviews
Edward. Silly boy. Just because they're both colonels doesn't mean they're the same person... Crackfic of a sort. Born of a goofy moment with my beta. Kinda-not-really crossover with the board game Clue.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The 'L' Word by AquilaTempestas reviews
Diego's never experienced love, but has he finally discovered it? Loosely based off the new trailer. Diego/Shira. 100th fic!
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Diego, Shira - Complete
Spinning Out of Control by Levells reviews
A series of drabbles based on song titles or lyrics.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Complete
The Calm During the Storm by AquilaTempestas reviews
A storm is brewing and Julia is left stranded at the local circus. When Robert picks her up, will Julia get to see another side to the Majestic? Dedicated to Darkened-Storm.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Julia, Robert - Complete
The Edward Elric Song by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Wonderful parody of "Baby Got Back", all about Edward Elric and his bishonen awesomeness. The product of my demented mind and boredom in art class, along with caffeinated protein bars...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Edward E. - Complete
Title in Description by XiXi Scarlett reviews
This is called: The Day the Flame Alchemist Stole Christmas so the Tiny Alchemist had to Save it. "DID YOU SAY TINY!" Nope. I said, uh, very tall. Yep. This is a crack-fic with OOC-ness and fourth wall breakage.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Tala's staying over! by khooxp reviews
PLEASE READ! It's crazy random humor! Where there are a lot of vulgarities, lots of chaos, and even weird mentions of rape! Kai and Tala are OOC! They're going to school now too! Watch Bryan go crazy, as well as some other characters!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,260 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Kai H., Tala
Edward Elric Buys Life Insurance by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Ed finally realizes the dangers of being a human sacrifice and sets off to buy life insurance. However, he fails to recognize the dangers of things like customer service, pre-recorded directories, high prices, and Tina Turner hold music. Hilarity ensues.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
A Day in the Life of a Blader by glitteredvixen06 reviews
Ever wandered what your favourite Beyblade characters did everyday?
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 13,271 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
A World Of Difference by ASlaveToWords reviews
What do you do when you wake up, knowing for a fact you should be dead, only to find yourself in a place you know it's impossible for you to be in? You'd stand up, brush yourself off & deal in the best way you could right? Sometimes that's not always easy
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,962 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Max T./Max M., Tala - Complete
If You Give a Ling a Lunch by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Ed writes a children's book on the consequences of feeding a rather annoying illegal immigrant/stalker/prince of Xing. Enough said.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ling Y., Edward E. - Complete
Twatlight by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
A day spent with Major Armstrong leaves Ed all covered with sparkles, and some fan girls on the street mistake the poor alchemist for another golden-eyed, glittery Edward. Ed didn't ask for the nightmare fuel, but the fangirls were all too happy to give.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Theft and Consquences by AquilaTempestas reviews
Acting upon a dare, Mystel steals Mariah's bandana. Will Mariah ever get her bandana back? Two-Shot!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Mystel, Mariah/Mao C.
Why the Beyblade characters are addicted to? by Olv1993 reviews
Ten reasons as to why the Beyblade characters are addicted/obessed with things. May have randomness! XD! No.68: Tyson loves food. No. 69: Zomb is a phantom... No. 70: Miguel's gargoyles... No. 71 Batter up! Michael's here!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 71 - Words: 12,135 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 3/2/2010
Mud Wrestling by AquilaTempestas reviews
Boris and Voltaire participate in a wrestling match to win the heart of Judy.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Boris B., Voltaire H. - Complete
Social Networking by AquilaTempestas reviews
Robert creates an account on Facebook to understand the obsession with the site. COMPLETE!
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,227 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Robert - Complete
An Unexepected Romance by AquilaTempestas reviews
Johnny gets on Robert's nerves and is sent away. What is the reasoning behind this? Complete!
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Johnny, Emily - Complete
Ello Gov'nor by Indigo Oblivion reviews
"A horror? No way, Ian. Last time we watched a horror I had to walk you to the bathroom for three weeks!" "No, Bryan, this time's gonna be different! It's old and cheesy – it won't even be scary, just hilarious!" Slight Crack - Rated T for Taxis of Evil
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,454 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Ian, Bryan - Complete
The Argument by AquilaTempestas reviews
Kai and Bryan argue over beds. Will they ever come to a solution?
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Bryan, Kai H. - Complete
Bittersweet Reality by Indigo Oblivion reviews
Johnny was right. So was Robert. Oliver too, although he never said it as bluntly as the other two did. His riches were the only thing Enrique had going for him, and the only thing that kept the girls hanging around. OneShot. Please R&R :
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Enrique - Complete
Forgiven by AquilaTempestas reviews
It's been one month since Johnny passed away.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Emily, Johnny - Complete
Metamorphosis by DaQiao17 reviews
The BeyBladers receive an exclusive scholarship to a school in England and spend their senior year at a normal high school. Join them as they go through the many trials and happy endings of a normal teenagers life. TalaxOC, LeexOC, YAOI/YURI WARNING!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,389 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Tala, Lee/Rai C.
Twenty Four Hours by AquilaTempestas reviews
As a result of losing a bet, Michael and Emily are handcuffed together. MichaelxEmily!
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Michael, Emily
All Three Of Me Had Better Shut Up Or Else by FullMetalCrayon reviews
So, I wondered what would happen if all the character pairings met each other. This is it! Also- no offense meant to fans of certain pairings, I'm just trying to make some people lol. T for language and suggestive themes.. On hiatus til I find my muse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Hangover by AquilaTempestas reviews
Intoxication is never your friend, but it certainly provides entertainment.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Kai H., Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
Toilet Trouble Guide by AquilaTempestas reviews
Kai and Bryan make a guide on how to survive toilet trouble situations. Strong bathroom humour. COMPLETE!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Kai H., Bryan - Complete
Pink Disaster by Nirianne reviews
Never push Matilda to the extreme coz it ain't going to be pretty. One-shot! R&R!
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Mathilda - Complete
Believe In Us by Nirianne reviews
AU. Stars began fading from the skies. Would doom befall them all or would a miracle save them from eternal darkness waiting to entice them with death? One-shot! R&R!
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Kenny/Professor - Complete
Mommy's Little Boy by Nirianne reviews
Being evil is awesome and all that is until your mother shows up. Oh, and ex-girlfriend too! One-shot! R&R!
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Boris B. - Complete
Chocolates Are Evil by AquilaTempestas reviews
They say power comes from within... that's a load of crap. It comes from chocolate. Prompt fic.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Kai H. - Complete
CHOCOLATES ARE EVIL! by Nirianne reviews
Prompt: CHOCOLATES ARE EVIL! Bryan is going to make sure nothing gets in his way of conquering this box of chocolates even if it meant going to extraordinary measures to do so! One-shot! R&R!
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Bryan - Complete
Mad, New World! by Inyoface reviews
INSANITY-MELANCHOLY-NARCISSISM: Factors making life oh-so-much more interesting for Max who finds cynical craze WAY more entertaining than sanity. Especially after meeting nonconformist Kai and teachers pet Hiro with their own special manias.yaoi KaiMax
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,642 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Kai H., Max T./Max M., Hiro G./Hitoshi K.
Pros and Cons Of Being Famous by Alice's-Love reviews
Ray has feelings for a certain captain and is having some trouble confessing his feelings. Good thing Tala is there to help out!How much longer can he stand the redhead? But why are people hurting Ray? Will Kai be able to keep his promise?
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,435 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Ray/Rei K., Kai H.
Get Your Game Face On by Queen.Violet reviews
A series of drabble type things about 'bladers playing games; car games, board games, etc.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,135 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009
fun and Games by Yoko Fujioka reviews
The Majestics and Bladebreakers play video games in their hotel room. Attempted humor, sorry if it sucks. Serious OOC-ness, you've been warned! D:
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Kai H., Robert - Complete
Different Person A Day by Artemis of Luna reviews
Hilary over-hears Tyson speaking bad about her. She stops going to the Dojo. Tyson doesn't know why Hilary isn't coming over. It takes four people to get them to work things out.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Hilary/Hiromi T., Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
Like, Oh My God! by annoying talking animal reviews
AU, High school fic. The four of them couldn't be any more different, they couldn't be part of more diverse crowds, but when forced to work together they realize that they couldn't have judged each other any less accurately. KaiMax, TyHil
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,104 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
To give and take by Inyoface reviews
It's Maxie's first Christmas to spend with his Mom and her new Boyfriend in an equally new, unfamiliar country. Fed up with it all, he tries to reach his Dad but instead dials the number of Kai, an eccentric French teenager. Yaoi Kai/Max
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Kai H., Max T./Max M. - Complete
The Night Before Christmas by AquilaTempestas reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Hilary wishes for something to happen between her and Tyson, but beyblading has erected a wall between them. Can Hilary overcome her fears and love Tyson for what he is? Prompt fic.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Tyson G./Takao K., Hilary/Hiromi T. - Complete
Toilet Trouble 3 by AquilaTempestas reviews
Kai experiences another bout of bowel issues, but this time he is not the only one suffering.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
The Real Terror by AquilaTempestas reviews
After finding Claude, the boys celebrate with a horror movie marathon. But where is Matilda and what does she have planned for the boys?
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Miguel, Mathilda, Aaron, Claude - Complete
Round Shaped Spiky Things by AquilaTempestas reviews
Enrique finds solace in a certain round shaped spiky thing. Prompt fic.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Enrique - Complete
Concrete Angel by AquilaTempestas reviews
How much longer can one endure abuse?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Brooklyn - Complete
Kill Them All by Darkened-Storm reviews
Kill Them All - a Bryan fanfic dedicated to AquilaTempestas
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bryan - Complete
Kill Everyone by AquilaTempestas reviews
Kill Everyone? Prompt fic.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Robert - Complete
Kill Everyone by Inyoface reviews
Hiro's life hasn't been all that jolly for the past couple of years. Accompaning a chronic depression is a misanthrophy and the urge to kill either everyone around him or himself. But would he ever have the guts? Written for the Kill Everyone -promt
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Hiro G./Hitoshi K., Kai H. - Complete
Not Afraid by Mistress of the Arts reviews
Life is about taking chances and never giving up. Tyler Hatori's dreams of being good enough as a blader and following her heart collide, throwing her into a world of disarray. Fighting back fear is the hardest thing she's ever done... -RayOC TyHil-
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,017 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Ray/Rei K. - Complete
The curse of YO MOMMA by Inyoface reviews
Max is cursed. By who? By yo momma! This curse has turned him into a younger version of his Mother, and the only way to break the curse is to participate and win 'Date my Mom'. And guess who's the mystery contestant...! Dedicated to chocolatexloverx16
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Max T./Max M., Judy T.
A Strange Day Trip by AquilaTempestas reviews
Mystel and Mariah spend the day sightseeing, and they come across some very random things.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Mariah/Mao C., Mystel - Complete
Oliver's Art Class by AquilaTempestas reviews
Robert judges the paintings of Oliver's art students.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Oliver, Robert - Complete
Incomplete by ASlaveToWords reviews
After a heated battle, Victoria finds herself on the way to a whole new place, with all-new people. Far from home & friends, things might not have started out the way she planned, but is it possible they just might end up better? - Seq. to Innocent
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,628 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Enrique, Oliver - Complete
Just Another Argument by AquilaTempestas reviews
Enrique and Johnny get into another argument... about muffins and cupcakes. Inspired by Olv1993
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Enrique, Johnny - Complete
Johnny VS Enrique Who Can Get The Most Girls by Olv1993 reviews
Enrique challenges Johnny to see who can get the most girlfriends. Fic for AquilaTempestas.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Enrique, Johnny - Complete
My Little Sister by Genocide Never Again reviews
Bryan swore never to go back to that house but he has to to get something he left. What will he do when an eight-year-old girl answers the door instead of his mother? Rated for slight swearing.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bryan - Complete
The Day Kai Lost His Pants by AquilaTempestas reviews
Tala gets his revenge on Kai by stealing his pants.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Pop Goes the Blister by AquilaTempestas reviews
Max gets upset and embarks on a blister popping spree.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Max T./Max M. - Complete
Troubles in Russia by khooxp reviews
Read about how the gang named rebel army, which consists of Kai, Tala, Kuja and Ghost, find each other by chance and fate and gets back together! With lots of Boris-bashing! And extra fun chapters where you can drop in requests! R&R! Hope you like it! :D
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,611 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
MacGyver Beyblade Edition by Inyoface reviews
Tyson MacGyver is the hottest, coolest, smartest Hawaiian-Shirt wearing action hero around. He possesses the amazing ability to build a bomb using only Swiss Cheese. And he's sent on a mission: Rescue teen Kai Hiwatari from 'the Gang that doesn't shower!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Tyson G./Takao K., Kai H. - Complete
Howl by AquilaTempestas reviews
Lupinex buys a dog.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Lupinex - Complete
Furry Bastards by AquilaTempestas reviews
Kevin spends his afternoon chasing squirrels.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Kevin - Complete
Toilet Trouble 2 by AquilaTempestas reviews
Kai has toilet trouble again... this time involving his bowels.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Bryan, Kai H. - Complete
Fearless? by AquilaTempestas reviews
Thought Tala was fearless? Think again.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Tala - Complete
Crazy Thang by Geirr Bassi reviews
Was he drunk? Hell, he didn t think he was. But the giraffe running next to his beautiful horse was another question. A question that he didn t really ask himself. "KAI!" he screamed. KXT BXR strong language alcohol yaoi
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Complete
Hurry Up by Desastrus reviews
Oneshot. That's what you get for not listening to your captain, Kai.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Perfect by AquilaTempestas reviews
I'm sorry I can't be perfect.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
Robert's Uncouth Day by AquilaTempestas reviews
Robert accidentally ruins Oliver's mural and is cursed with 24 hours of bad luck.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Robert - Complete
Sui Caedere by AquilaTempestas reviews
A beloved character contemplates the unthinkable.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Kai H. - Complete
The Purple Haired Man by AquilaTempestas reviews
Rei sings a song about Boris. Sequel to 'Victory is Life, Defeat to Our Enemies'
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Boris B., Ray/Rei K. - Complete
Don't give Max coffee by Beywriter reviews
Feeling sleepy Max decides to hunt for sugar. After fueling up Max goes on a hyper sugar rush of crazyness which no one can stop.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Max T./Max M. - Complete
Goldilocks and the Three Bears by Beysama reviews
After leaving a toy store, Max hits his head and finds himself in the world of one of his favorite fairy tales. Will he be able to escape the 3 bears' house in one piece? And will his world ever be the same again?
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Max T./Max M., Judy T. - Complete
Justification of Evil by TheImmortalDoll reviews
Even the most cold-hearted have their story to tell, the explanation of their life and the paths they have chosen. After the fall of BEGA, Boris Balkov is convinced to recount his life's tale and show the reasons behind his dark ambitions.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,224 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Boris B.
Girl's Gotta Stick Together by Lirin Sama reviews
Over slept and missed breakfast, Mariah's day started off poorly. Then a team practice only causes it to get worse for her. Is there only salvaging this day? Or will she spend the night outside alone too tired to go anywhere? first shojo. rated for safety
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Hilary/Hiromi T., Mariah/Mao C. - Complete
A Cat, A Phoenix, A Mouse And A Ginger? by Alice's-Love reviews
Welcome to the Adventures of Ray *Cat* , Kai *Phoenix* and there girlfriends Mia *Mouse* Alice *Ginger* . These are a series of random stories that i randomly wanted to write. warning: a little OOCness! D. NO FLAMES PLEASE!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Ray/Rei K., Kai H.
Kanye'd! by AzikaRue394 reviews
Yo, I'mma let you finish reading your fanfiction, but Kanye is the best Kanyer of all time! Of all time!
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Kai H., Johnny
Ghosts of The Past by ForeverFalling86 reviews
When Bryan, Tala and the Bladebreakers find a machine in Kai's house Tyson accidently brings a young Kai to the present. How will they deal with the small, hurt, and lonely boy who eventually grows up to be their friend when trouble's on the horizon?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,069 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Toilet Trouble by AquilaTempestas reviews
Kai has toilet trouble.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Bryan, Kai H. - Complete
Hate by AquilaTempestas reviews
Kai questions his worth.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Kai H. - Complete
Gnomes Don't Have Feelings by AquilaTempestas reviews
Boris takes up a new sport involving gnomes.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Boris B. - Complete
What Hurts More? by AquilaTempestas reviews
Judy gets her team to test a pain experiment.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Emily, Michael, Judy T. - Complete
Birds of a Feather by AquilaTempestas reviews
Bryan gets attacked by something unexpected.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bryan - Complete
Big Balls by AquilaTempestas reviews
Eddy compares the size of basketballs to other balls.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Eddy - Complete
Strum That Racquet! by AquilaTempestas reviews
Johnny puts his tennis racquet to good use.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Johnny, Robert, Enrique, Oliver - Complete
Occasional Delight by ASlaveToWords reviews
Barcelona; beautiful city, beautiful scenes, beautiful people. Wouldn't it make sense that something beautiful should start there as well? Who says your hometown looses it's charm over the years? For Raul, the beauty just keeps flourishing. -- Raul/OC
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Raul - Complete
Blinky Bill by AquilaTempestas reviews
Johnny challenges Robert to a new game.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Johnny, Robert - Complete
The Long Black Veil by ASlaveToWords reviews
Kai is charged with a murder he didn't commit and he can't present an alibi because the secret it holds would virtually kill more then him. He has a choice: friendship or death? ...Is his secret powerful and important enough for him to take to the grave?
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Kai H., Hilary/Hiromi T. - Complete
Musical Harp by Midnight Quartz reviews
Lyra a princess who wished she weren't a princess, forced into venturing long distances to find her selfish sister Lara, two entirely different worlds meet, what truths will be revealed through such a journey? DISCONTINUED Rewrite planned
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Kai H. - Complete
The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia by ASlaveToWords reviews
After a long and hard two weeks of work, Tala comes home to some bad news. Furious and outraged, he intends to take revenge but when the time comes, he finds he's been beaten to it. Unfortunately, he's the one to take the blame.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Tala, Salima - Complete
The Random Nonsense of Rain Kisuki by doglover888 reviews
Hey, I'm Rain Kisuki! Kai, my bro's BFF, just moved to my town. He doesn't like people. Buuut...I might just be an exception. Join me while I ruin the high school, drive people insane, and teach Kai the art of pranking. Mainly KaixOc,ReixMar,1-sided OcxOc
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,137 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Kai H.
All Around Me by Mistress of the Arts reviews
Johnny always hated Valentine's Day, and who could blame him after being alone for so long? Envy, loneliness, and pain become intimately familiar on this romantic day. However, Johnny never expected to find another lonely heart who felt the same. JohnnyOC
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Johnny - Complete
About the Bridge by Toi.Plus.Moi reviews
First it was just Ray and Salima pining about how they hated to cheat. Then Kai popped up with a question, "Is this where you're meeting her?" And Mariam was there, too? V-Force. Hints of MaxMariam. First collaboration.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K. - Complete
Flavor Of The Week by ASlaveToWords reviews
Enrique's girlfriend loves him very much and the blonde is taking advantage of that love. How long can he get away with it however? And more importantly, what happens when Johnny helps her open her eyes? - AU. E/OC, J/OC
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Enrique, Johnny - Complete
I Want to Die by AquilaTempestas reviews
Rei leaves Mariah for another girl and in a state of grief, she writes a letter about suicide.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Mariah/Mao C. - Complete
Lies by Olv1993 reviews
Songfic for Enrique. He never knew how much his lies hurt until it was too late. Bianca's POV. I put it was Rosetta's POV in the Author's Note but I think the blonde might actually be Bianca not Rosetta. Either way it's Enri's blonde girlfriend's POV.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Enrique - Complete
Kids, don't do drugs! This is why by Inyoface reviews
Tyson's a druggie! Ray's got a food-fetish. Mariah's a gangster boss. Max is a boy. And Kai is green! If you wanna know what the heck is up with all this randomness and how it links then read this story! Enjoy the weirdness!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Tyson G./Takao K., Max T./Max M. - Complete
Kai and Tala's Bubblegum Fun! by khooxp reviews
Kai and Tala plays with bubblegum. Lol. Read to find out more. Dedicated to Sonu! Congrats on finding your bike! One-shot, with humor and friendship stuff.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Gobble Gobble by Alice's-Love reviews
If you haven't guessed, this has something to do with turkeys why? READ IT AND FOND OUT! Blame my friend for how this turned out. I don't see this as Yaoi but you can if you want! T for language. caution RANDOMNESS and OCCness. don't know if I'll contin
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K.
Red Bull by AquilaTempestas reviews
Kai prepares to confront 'Fred'. Sequel to Lacerta.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K. - Complete
Kai laughs! by khooxp reviews
After Tyson asks something, a 'what if' question actually, Kai can't stop laughing. Read to find out more! And Tala comes to the rescue? XD One-shot, dedicated to Sonu, who is ILoveKaiHiwtari *grins*
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Saturday by i fell in love with a villain reviews
Ray gets interviewed. OC. Rated for stupidity. XD
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Numbers by valenciadarkness reviews
What does it mean to be number three? What about number two? These are the thoughts of Max, Rei, Kai, and Tyson on their rankings within their teams. Used the results from the first World Championship to assign them a fourth through first place.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
Nix by AquilaTempestas reviews
It's snowing outside and the All Star guys challenge the girls to a snowball fight.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Emily, Michael
He's a She by Kinkajouu reviews
Rick likes Julia. Julia likes Rick. But there’s a twist to this little love story. Oneshot.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Rick, Julia - Complete
Beyblade VS Twilight by tifafenrir09 reviews
The Bladebreakers discover the latest book craze, Twilight. Dedicated to all Twilight haters
Crossover - Beyblade & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
Paranoid by blazinggig-fox reviews
Judy gives the ALL STARZ "the talk", and Michael gets a bit creepy about it... for Glitterredvixen06, and for all who wants a laugh or two.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Michael - Complete
Things Have Changed by allconspirer reviews
Rubbishy title I know but here it is the sequel to things are changing. If you've read the first you'll know all you need to know.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 147,438 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Kai H., Hilary/Hiromi T. - Complete
Kai's Secret Confession by Sutori reviews
Kai has a secret, he's madly in love with Hilary! But he'll never tell her, he just admires her from afar. But whenever she comes close to him, he gets all hot and bothered. How will he keep his cool with his secret crush always around him? KaiHil
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,761 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Hilary/Hiromi T., Kai H. - Complete
Rainy December by Mistress of the Arts reviews
Oneshot. Written for ASlaveToWords' birthday today. Shandi finds herself alone on her birthday in a rainy december and gets an unexpected visit and gift from Tala...
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Tala - Complete
Smile for Me by DerangedCatGirl reviews
Bryan has a sister, a sister who shares his bleak, sad past. She cannot talk, but when help comes in the form of a redhead, how can she say anything when she can't even smile? TalaxOC, sideline KaixOC, eventually BryanxOC.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,638 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Tala
Gehenna by AquilaTempestas reviews
Ian discovers the gateway to Hell is just through the doors of the dental clinic.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Bryan, Ian - Complete
One Shot Tala's First Driving Lesson by WKD.Blue reviews
It's Tala's first driving lesson, what will be instore for him. Read and find out. I do not own beyblade yarda yarda yarda. First Story. Any suggestions for other Blitzkrieg Boys stories would be appreciated : enjoy.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Tala - Complete
Spellbound by Mistress of the Arts reviews
Ali just wanted the Bladebreakers to be apart of her world. She never meant to become spellbound because of her selfish mistake. Now the Bladebreakers must live in a world where they don't belong and fight against the love that starts to form while there.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,985 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Rainbow Fading by 20FacesChizu reviews
Kai and Max had the least of connections in their little group, but unforseen circumstances take their future out of their hands... and leave them with a girl they both have to call 'sister.' An old plot is finally coming to fruition, and the beast might very well be in their midst...
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,659 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Ray/Rei K. - Complete
Tragicomedy in Construction by Her Majesty of Pluto reviews
Tyson arrives as a freshman in the school that Kai, a retainee, is going to, and is chosen to play Juliet in the school's drama production. A lot of underlying tensions and heartfelt emotions to come to terms with...all within the setting of a play.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,790 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Kai H., Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
Formica by AquilaTempestas reviews
Who knew ants could be so fascinating? Ian certainly didn't.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Ian - Complete
Contagious by Kry XIII reviews
Kai's been watching him. He can't help the fact he's head over heels for the younger boy. He's just so contagious. Will Kai end up telling him or will his emotions finally win and break him? One-shot
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K. - Complete
I Liek Seahorses by Kinkajouu reviews
Kai tells us why he likes seahorses so much. Drabble oneshot.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Kai H. - Complete
A Little Push by Alice's-Love reviews
Kai loves him so much. But he got it into his head that Ray will never be his. But then he sees something he never wanted to see. Will that push him over the edge? Warning of suicidal thoughts. sorry if summary sucks!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K. - Complete
Tyson's accident by Beywriter reviews
Tyson learns a Vacuum cleaner isn't a good idea for aiding in alone time.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Tyson G./Takao K.
Turn Back Time by ASlaveToWords reviews
While exploring the American base, the bladebreakers learn their lesson for snooping as Kai and Ray get into a "tiny" mess and Max and Tyson have to help them out of it. How will their shared experience affect their relationship. Max/Ray & Tyson/Kai
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,933 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Max T./Max M., Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
High School Years by MidnightStarr reviews
After the teams disbanded and gave up beyblading, they reunite at high school. How will they deal with trust, love, lust... And everything in between? Indeed. It goes there. ['Degrassi'-inspired fic]
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,969 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Tyson G./Takao K., Kai H., Max T./Max M., Ray/Rei K. - Complete
3 White Russian by ASlaveToWords reviews
When Oliver and Miguel put ther pasts behind them, they finally realize that they're in the same boat. Can they help each other? And more importantly, will this finally be their last Christmas alone? - #3, and final one, in the "Drinks" series.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Miguel, Oliver - Complete
Secret by Mistress of the Arts reviews
Kai has a secret he doesn't want to admit and it concerns his roommate and best friend Tyson! How long can this secret stay a secret before it drives Kai insane? -- Oneshot. Shonen-ai. Kai/Tyson. Minor Ray/OC Max/OC. Co-written with Sakqia!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Kai H., Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
Meet Olivia by ASlaveToWords reviews
Oliver always knew he looked and sounded a little feminine - though he'd never admit it - but when Johnny forces him into something, he finds out just how true this fact is . . . true enough even to fool is best friend . . ? Oliver/Enrique
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Oliver, Enrique - Complete
Trouble Lurking by Thegoldenlock reviews
Bryans nightmares of Rei, kneeling in front of him drenched in his own blood turns worse as the date of the Championship comes closer.How will he handle his ignorance of emotions when he starts to feel something more for the man he once tried to kill?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Ray/Rei K., Bryan - Complete
Bit Beast Chaos by CleverPhoenix reviews
It seemed like an ordinary day for the BladeBreakers, that was until a mysterious beam warps them all to another world. Beyblade and Sonic the Hedgehog X-Over, set after the third season.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,060 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Shadow, Kai H.
The random lives of Max and Tyson by Beywriter reviews
Life just got weirder. Random things are happening, tiny Llamas? Tala Vacationing on Mars? Will life be sane again for poor Kai? Rated M for language***NOTE this fic is written with the first thing that comes to mind, totally plotless and random
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Max T./Max M., Tyson G./Takao K.
The Mask of Zeo by Beywriter reviews
Suppose in that battle between Tyson and Zeo Zeo's arm didn't overload? What happens when the secret is kept until Zagarts last breath? How will Zeo react when he finds out the now retired Bladebreakers knew about it since the day they fought?
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 83,289 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Pacman by Beywriter reviews
Ray, Mariah and Lee find a cave populated by mulit colour ghosts. Can they all escape? or will the ghosts get them?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Ray/Rei K., Mariah/Mao C. - Complete
In you're face by black angel falling reviews
Kai farts in Bryans face. oneshot
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bryan, Kai H. - Complete
What If Tala Was Fat And German? by Kinkajouu reviews
What if Tala was fat and German? What would his friends’ reactions be? Oneshot, randomness, complete and utter balls.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Tala, Kai H. - Complete
And Then We Had Breasts by Chibi Zia reviews
Dazzley dared me to write genderswitched!Team BBA with gratuitous yuri. So I did. A day in the life of girl!Taka"k"o and her teammates. Contains girls kissing, talk of bust sizes, gratuitous humor, the loss of my sense of shame and shameless flirting sob.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Kai H., Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
Consequence Free by ASlaveToWords reviews
Sequel to "Tala's Got A Gun" -- Here's what happened to Tala and the boys. Rated for violence and language.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Tala - Complete
2 Tequila Sunrise by ASlaveToWords reviews
Life with Tyson is nothing more then a fantasy. So if he's not meant to be with the younger blunette, is this new face really his true match? Yes or no, could Kai learn to love him? - KaiX? - #2 in the "Drinks" Series.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,012 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Kai H., Enrique - Complete
Little Kai by Kinkajouu reviews
A oneshot about how Kai talks to his penis. Warnings: OOCness, penis-talk, penis-pump, masturbation, Tyson-bashing, implied sexytime at the end. My 50th story!
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
1 South Of The Border by ASlaveToWords reviews
It all started with a simple drink, which lead to a few dances, which of course eventually lead to something much more... Max/Tala - # 1 in the "Drinks" series.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Max T./Max M., Tala - Complete
Tala's Got A Gun by ASlaveToWords reviews
When a person is pushed too far, they tend to snap. It's one thing to hurt you, but to hurt your friends and loved ones is something entirely different. Tala proves this when he's finally pushed too far. Is murder really a crime when it's deserved?
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Tala - Complete
The Great Debate by MJFastlane reviews
Is it a cupcake, or a muffin? Tyson and Max are arguing, and driving everybody else insane. Kai and Tala come up with a plan to stop them. And what about the people who think it's a patty cake? No pairings, just pointless humour. So, read and laugh, or no
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Tyson G./Takao K., Max T./Max M. - Complete
Something To Look Forward To by ASlaveToWords reviews
The Bladebreakers are scheduled to go to a meeting, but something comes up. Turns out Max isn't quite feeling up to it. Volunteering to stay behind, Ray find's missing the meeting ends up being a bigger reward then he'd expected. MaRe
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Ray/Rei K., Max T./Max M. - Complete
One Word by krisella reviews
It's epic. A story of its own. Just one word:
Pong - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Menage A Trois by Kinkajouu reviews
Max goes round to Kai's flat to ask him something personal, and he and Tala end up confirming what Max thinks by having him play a part in one of their biggest fantasies. Oneshot. WARNINGS: Manlove, lemon.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
The new boy by Beywriter reviews
Ray moves over from China and is in Tyson's class, he hopes that day one will go smooth but he has a run in with the School Bully Tala Ivanov
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Ray/Rei K., Tala - Complete
I shrunk the Bladers! by Beywriter reviews
A bored group of Bladers results in an experiment to put power into a Beyblade by using a computer, but the something happens and they get shrunk...I was originally going to call this "Chibi madness"
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Ray's new image by Beywriter reviews
Ray is bored with the clothes he has.He asks Hilary to come with him to the Mall.does he just need her to help find him some new clothes or is it something else?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Hilary/Hiromi T., Ray/Rei K. - Complete
Burning lust by Beywriter reviews
Ray is horribly burned when his and Kai's apartment building catches fire. When Ray Realises what he now looks like he is scared that Kai won't love him Rated M for Yaoi references and for descriptive injuries
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K. - Complete
A tear for Ray by Beywriter reviews
Ray dies but is there away to bring him back?i would have submitted it earlier but i kept getting error messages sorry
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Ray/Rei K. - Complete
Thrown away by Beywriter reviews
Tyson was in detention but on his way back he meets someone Rated T for a nudity refrence and swearing mild.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Tyson G./Takao K., Ray/Rei K. - Complete
Why Didn't You Tell Me? by Demi-goddess reviews
Ian somehow gets it into his head that Tala’s a werewolf… time to be the Snake he always was and prove that his captain is not who he appears to be… yaoi of the BryTal kind
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Bryan, Tala - Complete
Tick, Tock Goes the Clock by Reiven reviews
Gen-fic. Kai writes a letter to Yuriy – attempts to anyway. Unfortunately, the ticking clock on the wall keeps on distracting him. Will he succeed in ignoring it, or has Kai finally met his match.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Curse of Time and Love by Blue Winged Angel reviews
Kai's left to die on his own in the middle of the Russian tundra...how he is rescued when he believes he's through is nothing short of a miracle. What happend after will go down in history. KaiKai weird..I know ONESHOT
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Kai H. - Complete
Don't Glomp the BeyBlade by Mesita reviews
Max loves Tyson. Tyson loves Kai... and Max. But Kai loves Tyson too--but perhaps Rei and Max just to be evil. Kenny loves Tyson. Rei? He loves Kai. Maybe Max on a good day. Or heck, they all just love EACH OTHER. Hilarious interpretation of the yaoi-kind
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/11/2003
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Pantheress of Wrenches
What happens when Ed gets his hands on wrenches? This can't turn out well for anybody. Humor with a touch of crack. Enjoy! Rated T for Targets.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Pinako R., Winry R.
Roy's Cure for Uselessness? reviews
Roy Mustang has had it with being useless. He thinks he's found a way to get rid of his major weakness, for good. But has he? And will anybody believe him? Rated T for Terrible Manners. Crack. Enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Robot Unicorn Attack: Drabble Edition reviews
The bladers hear about this new game going around, and decide to give it a shot. This is here, thanks to AquilaTempestas and Inyoface, my inspirations : Plus, I've wanted to do drabbles for a while :D Rated T for... no reason really. Minimal swearing :3
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 12,445 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 12/14/2010
Roy's Incorrigible Day reviews
Because I would be surprised if such a Monday never happened to Colonel Roy Mustang. Or any of the others, really. Rated T for Tardiness and Terrible mornings. Some crack. Hope you enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Roy M. - Complete
Panty Snatchers reviews
The Tantalizing Trio of Terror- Ian, Joseph, Kevin- have a mission: snatch panties from some females. But will this pan out the way they want it to? Will they even come out of it unscathed? Discover the answers to these questions and more, inside! Rated T for The Taunting Trio and Teamwork. Complete crack. Enjoy :D
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,965 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Kevin, Ian, Joseph - Complete
Al the Counselor reviews
Chapter 6: May's turn! What could possibly go right this time around?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,051 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Alphonse E.
Old Wives' Tales: FMA Edition reviews
Various characters shall try to uncover truths behind one hundred old wives' tales. First Chapter: Ed discovers just how much truth is behind the saying 'lightning never strikes the same place twice'.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2012
The Appreciation of Mud Wrestling reviews
It starts out with Mystel dragging Mariah who-knows-where, at a quick pace, but where are they going? Will it be an epic trip? They shall find out! Rated T for Top Notch Competitors. Enjoy : Happy Birthday AquilaTempestas! :D
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Mystel, Mariah/Mao C. - Complete
Shovel out the Truth reviews
Ok, this is probably considered AU-ish; Winry is both pursuer and pursued, but is everything just a misunderstanding? And just how strong is a plastic shovel anyway? Happy birthday Levells, this strange fic is mostly for you!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Winry R. - Complete
His Tallness reviews
The day started out boring as ever... but Roy had never experienced a horror such as this before. Fullmetal sure had some nerve... acting like a prince and stealing his harem? Nobody could do that, and not scar Roy! Rated T for Tricks and Tallness. Enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Demotional Promotion reviews
Roy Mustang is all for being promoted. But what if he ends up being demoted continuously? And is everything as it seems? Rated T for Traumatizing Tragedy-for Roy anyway.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Roy M. - Complete
The Best Ever reviews
... That's what my brother insists the title should be anyway. This little ten year old has an ego the size of Mustang's... ahem. The following has been written by him, not me. It is short, simple, and to the point. If you're not afraid, go ahead and take a crack at it :D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Complete
Beware the Pictures! reviews
Hughes is supposed to be interrogating/torturing a suspect. Yet he's showing off his family instead. Is there a difference? Will the result of said interrogation/torture make Roy annoyed with Hughes like usual? Answers to these questions, and much more, inside! Rated T for torture, tricycles, and teasing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Maes H. - Complete
Origin of Milk Troubles reviews
All was right in the world... then Riza Hawkeye shattered the peace with one question she'd always wanted to ask. "Why don't you like milk?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Edward E. - Complete
Alien Sparkles reviews
This fic features: how badass Olivier is at the age of ten, how smooth Roy tries to be, and where those Armstrong sparkles came from. This is also cracky. Rated T out of habit... enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Olivier A., Roy M. - Complete
In Pursuit of Cookies and Love reviews
Salima just wants a midnight snack, but will her ninja skills fail her epically? Rated T for Tough cookies, and also, The Macarena. Do not read if a male cameo pursuing another male cameo dramatically offends you... thank you and good night! :D
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Salima - Complete
Contest of Conspiracy reviews
Winry's angry at Ed, but Al saves him from a wrench bashing... but is this alternative any better for the Fullmetal Alchemist? Rated T for some swearing, slight violence, and milk bashing... nothing too horrid though.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Edward E. - Complete
Deadly Training reviews
Hilary's vacation will go wrong in the worst way possible. And Mr. Dickenson's training plans go awry in the most impossible way there is. Dinosaurs don't really exist... right?
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011
Boris and the Carolers reviews
It's Christmastime, and Boris decides to take the Blitzkrieg Boys out caroling. Will it be a success? Will everybody be in a festive mood? Let us hope so! Rated T for Too many Santas.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Complete
I Spy With My Little Eye Something Disturbing! reviews
Well this is a side fic to Missing Bra, so if you read that, you should have no problem understanding this one. If you haven't? You can try anyway! XD Max and Tyson find out something scarring about Ray... Rated T for Teasing Tala and Tainted Touches!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Complete
Missing Bra reviews
Why you shouldn't leave your bra unattended... this could happen to you, just like it happened to Mariah. Complete and utter random scary pervy stuff. Rated T for Teaching/too many tangents.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Mariah/Mao C. - Complete
Mariam's Sandwiches reviews
This is the story of a girl... whose love for sandwiches ran very deep. Weirdness, obviously. The usual horror you find from me. Rated T for Tipsy Tala XD You could think of this as kind of a follow up to "Killer Cabbage" XD As old as it is, lol.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Mariam - Complete
Ming Ming Can't Sing! reviews
Ming Ming has a secret, and it just has to come out... how will everyone react? And by everyone, I mean random people who weren't supposed to find out :3 Rated T for tangents!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Ming Ming - Complete
Voice my SOS reviews
Something wants me dead. But it's not a person. It's a voice, in my head. The biggest problem I have is I can't escape it. How do I get rid of the voices? Rated T for terrible thoughts and tragedy.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Complete
Lee's Shirt reviews
This is the crazy story about how Lee's shirt got ripped. Kind of. Well, it isn't the only thing in the fic. But to know what I'm talking about, you gotta read it! :3 Hope you enjoy :
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Lee/Rai C. - Complete
Ian's Never Changing Nose reviews
The press keeps bothering the Blitzkrieg Boys about Ian's apparently changing nose. But what's really going on? Will there be consequences? Rated T for tricky surgeons.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Ian - Complete
Oliver's Showdown reviews
This is it... will Oliver save Johnny from the Chess King? xD For Olv1993 :3 Rated T for The Chess King.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Oliver - Complete
Round Shaped Spiky Thing reviews
Matilda has been giving these round shaped spiky things away out of the goodness of her heart xD She is obsessed with them as well. Rated T for Tala. Short read...
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Mathilda - Complete
Miguel's Day Off reviews
So Miguel spends his day parachuting instead of training... what could go wrong? Enjoy - Rated T for trashing plants.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Miguel - Complete
Kill Everyone reviews
Mission: Kill Everyone. But how will it be done? Is there a motive behind it all?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Complete
Enrique's Mission reviews
Johnny still has his blade, and Enrique's getting tired of it. But why does Enrique keep stumbling upon parts of his blade? Rated T for tripping. Enjoy :D
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Enrique - Complete
Spencer Cracks reviews
Spencer is tired of being the responsible one. He decides to give some payback. He calls for a little help. Rated T for Teamwork. Enjoy :D
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Spencer - Complete
Garland's Magical Device reviews
No dirty thoughts, his device is a harmonica, but what does he use it for? If you read the Mystel one shot, you may have a clue. Otherwise, have fun guessing, and enjoy the fic :3 Rated T for Tornadoes.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Garland - Complete
Easy Plans reviews
Voltaire just wanted to destroy the Bladebreakers... too bad they didn't feel the same way xD This is beyond absurd, I'm warning you. Dedicated to INYOFACE! :D Rated... T. Although, T would be more appropriate x3
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Voltaire H. - Complete
Fun at the Mall reviews
Michael... Johnny... Mystel... mall excursion... flying. Bets. More xD This is for AquilaTempestas's birthday! Happy belated bday! - T for tacky cameo.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Michael, Johnny - Complete
Possible Affiliations reviews
Raul is really in trouble... or is he? Has he really changed his name to Alphonse Russo? Why am I asking you? xD Rated T for total weirdness :D
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Raul - Complete
What about Bob? reviews
Robert's turn to be tormented I guess xD No swearing :O
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Robert - Complete
The Magic Goggles reviews
Boris loses his almighty red goggles of doom. Will he get them back? What happened to them anyway? Will he need help? Who will be affected by this? These, and more, answered :P Rated T for terrorizing gnomes... xD
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Boris B. - Complete
Hilary's Surprise reviews
You could call this a relationship parody type thing. Heh. As long as someone laughs, my work is complete :P Enjoy the weirdness! Rated T out of habit, not too explicit xD
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hilary/Hiromi T. - Complete
Big Balls reviews
I'm not telling you who this story is about... lol. Ok, it's an all star... :3 Sorry it's been a long time you guys .; Hope it's ok lol. Rated T for thoughts sounding dirty.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Eddy - Complete
Will Bryan Snap? reviews
Bryan finds himself working in the customer service industry for a day. Spencer is the reason he had to go. The other three's success was his motive. But, will he, and everyone else, make it through the day in one piece? Only time will tell... xD
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bryan - Complete
Identity reviews
OC Phoebe runs into the bladebreakers, finds a friend in Hilary. Does she know her possibly? We shall watch her uncover the truth... no matter how i try, i can never get the summary right grrr... read if you want! :D
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Michael's Special Book reviews
He gets a package. The item inside is epic in his humble opinion. There's swearing involved. Rated T for teasing, and swearing naturally. Enjoy?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Michael - Complete
Chess Attack! reviews
Another story for you all... again, title is kind of self-explanatory. T for swearing and such. Insanity as per usual : Enjoy!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Johnny - Complete
Mystel's Flying Peril reviews
This is very short, unfortunately, but it -should- have it's moments... I hope. The title is self-explatory, and hope you enjoy! : T out of habit.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Mystel - Complete
Killer Cabbage reviews
Believe it or not, the title is pretty significant in the story xD This oneshot is centered around Tala this time. Kai too, kind of. There is a lot of strange, random, and tricking. Enjoy the randomness! -
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Tala - Complete
The Kai That Learned The Truth reviews
Sequel to The Hilary That Decided To Play... final installment where Hilary reveals herself XD I don't know why I wrote this, besides the fact that it was requested... but see if you can enjoy it anyway... Rated T out of habit, and minimal swearing.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
Tyson's Biggest Challenge reviews
Tyson has to clean his room. Simple right? Hint: look at author, and genre. There's no such thing as simple. That said, he goes mad. R&R the strangeness! :D More cameos! xD
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
Kai Can't Catch A Break reviews
Just why can't Kai get some training in? Everyone showing up doesn't help either. r&r if you like! I think I overdid the cameos... .
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Kai H. - Complete
Ray's Nightmarish Day reviews
The most appropriate question would be: what possessed me to take Tyson to a grocery store? It certainly wasn't the smartest idea... and why do weird things keep happening? R&R if you like! T to be safe...
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Ray/Rei K. - Complete
The Hilary That Decided To Play reviews
Well, here's the sequel to The Kenny That No One Knew... sorry for the wack title and no summary. It's basically her playing against herself and others i guess r&r if you like! :D Cameo or two occurs.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Hilary/Hiromi T. - Complete
Baking Disasters Much? reviews
Neither Ray nor Hilary are present, so the team decide to bake them cookies as a thank you. But is the task too much to handle? And why does Tala show up? I don't know either. T for slight swearing. Another attempt at humor. R&R if you like!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Max T./Max M. - Complete
The Kenny That No One Knew reviews
Another attempted humor from me. kenny is playing a game instead of working. what is this game? how will his friends react to his obsession? these and more, answered. HUMOR ATTEMPT. T for slight swearing and violence mention.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Kenny/Professor - Complete
Weirdness Galore! reviews
Too random to "summarize" but there is a fear of heights mentioned, someone quiet who is supposedly talkative, two people playing with weapons, people showing up out of nowhere... that sort of thing. Rated T to be safe :3 R&R if you dare! Funny attempt
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
A Different Type of Competition reviews
So these two girls decide to hold a singing contest. But what'll happen? And more importantly, who's going to judge? A teeny tiny bit of swearing happens. Not much romance either, just hints, more inside. Some MING MING BASHING however. Attempted humor.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Hilary/Hiromi T., Ming Ming - Complete
OK then reviews
Well, ok, so the "romance" part isn't really until the end. The "humor" is first and most. But anyway, here's my attempt at a oneshot for Gemenice Enjoy!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Kai H., Ian - Complete