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Hi everyone my name is Ever, but some people call me Eve (IDK WHY THOUGH). I love reading books and some of my favorites are Evermore by alyson noel, The christopher killer, Evernight, YOu are so undead to me, Wake, The devouring, wicked lovely, and of course Twilight.
About me and other stuff:
Age: Why would I tell you that? O.o Nvm I'm 17.
Best Friends: Caitlin, Echo, and Treisure (Thats a Guy.)
Hobbies: Boxing, Wrestling, Reading, Writing, Sky Diving, and doing stuff on the computer, Watching WWE, Teaching Karate and Tai Kwan Do.
Birthday: July 22
Birth Place: Honolulu, Hawaii
Current Location: This place called Earth.
Car: Porches, balck one.
Hair Color : Black on top and Blonde on the bottom layer.
Eye Color: Green-ish, but wears colored contacts sometimes.
Favorite Color: Black and Red
Siblings: 4 older brothers and 1 younger half-sister. Lucas, Grant, Ryan, Mark, Lucy, and Lauren.
Pets: White Dwarf Rabbit, Mimi.
Grades: A, A, A, A, A, B- . Damm math grade.
Best Subject: English
Worst Subject: Math.
Want to go to College: Yes.
Job: Yes. Where? Not telling.
Special talent or skills: Ummm, singing? and uhhh really annoying people?
Have body piercings: Yup, belly button, and lip ring and was thinking about a nose or tounge ring.
Tattoo: Yes, a little rose, with my favorite quote. And a small one of my brother and mother who died. (Car Accident)
Smoke, Drink, Drugs: Nope im straight edge. 8)
Swear: NO!... well yeah...
Get along with parent: Nope. Use to, dont anymore.
Favorite Bands: Papa Roach, Skillet, Underoath, and some Japanese Bands/Singers.
Favorite Song: Megan McCauley ~ Dark Angel. ( Just for the moment)
Favorite TV Show: I don't watch TV that much.
One of your Favorite Quote:
Loner or Popular: Ummm, people think im a loner, but im not. So i think im neither.
Everyone REALLY knows you or Just your friends: Just my friends.
Been Convicted of a Crime: Nope.
Got a Ticket: Unfourtanetly yes. Only once, on my way to the hospital...
Been in a car accident: Nope.
Know someone who was in a Car Accident: Yes. My mother,Eldest brother: Lucas, and My half sister Lucy. They didnt make it.
Are you a virgin: Why would I tell you that? Wierdos.
How many languages do you speak: 7. Japanese, Chinese, Portugeuese, Hawaiian, English, Mandarin, and French. Dont ask why i know all these languages...
Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes.
Earn Enough to pay bills: Yes.
Giving or Recieving gifts: Giving.
Fired from Job: Yes.
Night Owl or Early Bird: Definatley Night Owl.
Offer to Help old people: Yes.
Lefty or Righty: Righty.
Winter Break or Summer Break: Winter.
Rock or Rap: Rock... Duh! I hate rap.
Tell us about your family: UMMMMMM... My mom, Lucas, and Lucy all died in a car accident, my dad left, and I live with my brothers: Grant (22), Mark (21), and Ryan (22).
Ever Been in Love: I Don't think so. O.o
Ever Cheated on A boyfriend: Nope.
Ever Been cheated on: Yup.
Do you have a crush on someone: Not Really.
Ever Been Dumped: Yes, 1 time. I've had 5 bf's though.
When did you start dating: High School Sophomore Year.
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so scroll down
(don't cheat- -)
1. You are completly in love with this person
2. If you choose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservitive and agressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run Bitch run! I aint waiting for you!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at every floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else presses a button.
10. Stare, grinning, at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.
23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"
26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.
35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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COPY AND PASTE IF YOU HATE RACISM...
The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say," oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
When a Guy Uses A Pick-Up Line On U...
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put 'u' and 'i' together
ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I am right behind you, you know you are in Heaven, I think im in Heaven I am in Hell,You say thank god I didn't go to Hell like that bitch, I say WTF why the hell did I follow you, Heaven looks like Hell.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there gun in hand and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people
'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
9 Things I Hate About Everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?
List ten Twilight characters in no particular order.
1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
6. Four/eight or four/nine?
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
Carlise/Sam... I highly doubt it.
13. What if 1, and 6 walked in on 4 and 5?
Bella and Alice walking in on Edward and Jacob...OH god... Bella would be mad/sad and Alice would be mad at Edward for cheating on Bella... with Jacob...
14. What would happen if 2 walked in on 1,3,4 in the middle of a threesome?
HAHA! Jasper walking in on Bella Emmett and Edward... Talk about Awkward... He would probably slowly back out of there and then run away.
15. What would happen if 4 walked in on 7 raping 1 in 4's bed?
WOAH...Edward walking in on Carlise raping Bella...on his own bed. Edward would go berserk... and try to kill Carlise... nah wait... he would definatly kill him... Then make sure Bella was okay.
1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?- afganistan
2. Fine a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?- She
3. What can you hear right now?- Music
4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.-
Me: Hey there whatcha doing around here?
Me: Hey! Im talking to you!
Me: Oh so thats how you want to play it... the silent treatment. Well to can play at that game.
10 seconds hours later
Me:FINE FINE FINE!! you win! I hate you!! i HATE YOU!! breaks down crying
Me:Why wont you say anything!? knocks over pot STUPID PLANT!!
Plant: OWWWW WTF did you do that for you MOTHER FUC!?
Me: slowly turns around and stares wide eyed at plant then shrugs it off thinking 'Wow it must be the drugs'
What show is on?- not watching tv
6. Type your name with your elbow.- eve4dr
7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?-a door
8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be?- wth is warriors o.O
9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I ended up taking this stupid survey.
I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but Alice is always at his window with a bat waiting for me. How does she kn- OH Right...
CULLENISM: my new religion
When you meet a guy at work named Edwin Kullen, See IT AS A SIGN
Bob tried to take my twilight books. Bob isn’t with us anymore.
Definition of Twilight
Twilight; the reason girl across the world are suddenly and madly in love with vampires.
Whenever I get happy or calm all of a sudden I look around for jasper.
Do that again and ill give you a paper cut in front of Jasper.
- Bellas car
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