Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Mummy.
You can't quit until you try
You can't live until you die
You can't learn to tell the truth until you learn to lie
You can't breathe until you choke
You gotta laugh if you're the joke
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive
Just open your eyes, just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
- Sixx: A.M. (Life Is Beautiful)
Author's Waffle - CHANGED MY NAME; yeah, I'm no longer IBreakForWerewolves. Been watching too much Elvira!! xx
IMPORTANT NOTICE:Well, we seem to have a hash of things!! I opened a dodgy e-mail from "Facebook". It wasn't Facebook. It was the Invitation virus, that Microsoft has announced is the most dangerous ever. And I've got it!! Yeah, so they'll be no more me for a while. But that doesn't necessarily mean no more fics. Thanks to LapdogDaVinci's AMAZING idea, we have a plan!! From now on, she'll be managing my account, updating fics and adding new ones that I send to her. So I want everybody to be very nice while I'm gone and treat her nice and be nice little readers!! Thank her for your fanfiction!!
Hello and welcome to the world of IBrakeForNoOne!!
Madly in love with -
NIKKI SIXX (I love you man)
Lauri Ylonen (Rasmus)
Axl Rose (Guns N Roses)
BIG thanks to; Han, Bri & Angus. LOVE YOU ALL!! To XSiriusIsTheBestX, probably one of the best writers on FF.net (hope everything gets better soon x)!! And to Nikki Sixx who continues to be my biggest inspiration ever. My BIGGEST thank you goes to LapdogDaVinci, my co-writer for Percy Jackson & The Lost Goddess, and my bezzie!
I have an unhealthy addiction to the list of people above. And I mean, Unhealthy.
Watched Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark the other day. WHAT A FILM!! Love it ;) Hence the name.
A bit on things i like and dislike;
Percy Jackson & The Olympians
Dark Visions Series this does NOT get enough publicity!
ShakespeareI'm currently reading Macbeth in school. I'm also in the middle of a five page essay on the title character - 8O
Dracula (the original)
Frankenstein (the original)
Anything featuring werewolves
Anything written by Sophie McKenzie
The Black Magician Trilogy (Trudi Canavan. Best. Books. Ever.)
Michael Jackson - The Magic and the Madness (Hey, don't laugh)
The Heroin Diaries by Nikki Sixx (he should be the US equivalent of a Knight.)
Any of the old animated Disney movies. Need I say more?
Titanic... weep. THE. BEST. Nuff. Said.
Bill & Ted 1 & 2 (That was Non, Non Non, Non Heinous!! lol)
Pirates Of The Caribbean
MOTLEY CRUE - unarguably the best Glam Metal band ever. I have a thing for 80's bands. And guys with lots of hair and makeup :)
Sixx: A.M. James, Nikki and DJ... I LOVE YOU!
Michael J. Without a doubt.
Any form of Motown. Supremes, Temptations, Lionel Richie, J5, Stevie Wonder...
THE GOLDEN OLDIES - Frank Sinatra, Nat King Cole, Peggy Lee, Muddy Waters...
Queen! YAY Freddy Mercury (anyone else think that he was cute??)
JOURNEY - I love you, Steve Perry... And I was a fan before everyone else loved Don't Stop Believin...
Guns'n'Roses (but Axl Rose is a prat.)
Nirvana (RIP Kurt)
Many, may others.
Ships I Support;
Sirius Black/OC - C'mon! He was hot, funny, and friggin' brave and smart. There is NO SOLID EVIDENCE that he was a man whore.
Harry P/Luna L - I just love them together. Don't ask.
Hermione G/Draco M - Opposites attract!!
Remus L/Nymphadora T - Oh my god, they're just so SWEET!
Lily E/James P - Possibly the cutest ever.
Jacl/Rose - TITANIC!! BEST. Film. Ever. Made. They are just soooooooo sweet!
Jack Sparrow/OC - Nothing TOO fluffy for ol' Jack. But I reckon there's a pirate out there somewhere...
Jareth/Sarah - Labyrinth. How can people not see this??
Meggie/Farid - Inkheart. Too cute and screw Doria.
Resa/Dustfinger/Roxane - I like the whole Inkheart love triangle thing.
Sonea/Akkarin - Undenied to so many lengths it smacks you round the head.
Percy/Rachel - PercyJackson & the Olympians. Because they are just SO much better than Percabeth.
Ships I HATE;
Remus L/Sirius B - EW! Just plain EW!
James P/Sirius B - Look above.
Severus S/Lily E - It's SICK! Lily belongs with JAMES!! Otherwise, no baby Potter!
Jack S/Will Turner - I have nothing against gays, but these just don't go.
Oh yeah, and -
Bellatix L/Voldemort - It's just... just... WRONG!
Ardeth/Evie - Mummy films. Ew. Evie belongs with Rick and Ardeth should have some cool, Medjai warrior woman... thinking of fics
A Few things I hate;
- People who can't understand that there is a significant difference between ROCKER and GOTH. God. Duh!
- People who can't understand that 80's Glam was ALL ABOUT looking like a woman!! They weren't Drag Queens!!
- Emos. Get a grip. You don't hate your life, you're just after attention. Nobody "doesn't understand you" and the guys just look GAY. Get over yourselves.
- People who believe the crud about Michael Jackson. And people who take the mick. He lived through A LOT you know!
- People who think Bono shouts too much. He just has a distinctive voice!
- People who hate homo/bisexuality. There's nothing wrong with it!
- People who don't understand that some people are just different. If you can't take the ones who aren't like you, go screw a horse!
- Oh yeah. And TWILIGHT!!
Random quotes I love;
"Dream like you'll live forever, live like you'll die today." - James Dean
"We ain't where we wanna be, we ain't where we could be, but thank God we ain't where we were." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"The greatest of knowlege is in knowing that you know nothing." - Socrates
"Everybody has deep, dark secrets." - Michael Jackson
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you." - Nikki Sixx
"I hate it when people call their children dumb kids. Listening to rock'n'roll doesn't make you a dumb kid." - Nikki Sixx
Best Authors On This Site;
- XSiriusIsTheBestX... Duh!! If you haven't read her stories, you ain't lived!!
- ImTooSexyForThisSite... Hahaha XD lol JD even though I only know you from Sherry, you rock dude!!
- TinaRedwood... Check out Sexy Witches. Inc. It's hilarious.
- CrayBear23... The World Is Ending. An SB/OC. I'm telling you... wow. Just, wow.
Now for random copy/pastes!! I stole this from my favourite critique, Nellis123;
Make a list of twenty characters in any order you want. Alright.. Ready for absolute randomness?
My list: from everywhere...
1. Ardeth Bay
2. Draco Malfoy
3. Severus Snape
4. Piper Halliwell
5. Cedric Diggory
6. Harry Potter
7. Skulduggery Pleasant
8. Darren Shan
9. Connor Tempest
11. Jack Dawson
12. Sirius Black
14. Anakin Skywalker
15. Edward Cullen (bleurgh)
16. Percy Jackson
17. Bill S Preston, Esquire
18. Ted Theodore Logan
19. Willy Wonka ;)
Okay, now for the questions/situations/scenarios/whatever you want to call them:
1. Are there any 15/9 fics? Do you want there to be?
Edward Cullen and Connor Tempest... I highly doubt it. A vampire and a half vampire pirate... Cool though! If Cullen wasn't there grimace
2. If 20 and 7 were secretly in love, what would 1 do?
If Aphrodite and Skulduggery Pleasant were secretly in love, Ardeth Bay would give them a blessing in Ancient Egyptain :) but one is the Greek Goddess of love and the other is a skeleton detective... Weird, but wicked!!
3. If 17 killed 19 because 3 payed him/her, what would 4 do?
If Bill S Preston, Esquire killed Willy Wonka because Snape paid him, Piper Halliwell would consult the Book of Shadows to see if she could help, but she couldn't do anything because then she'd be punished for using her powers for evil!! Phew! And it would make one heck of a weird story.
4. 16/14, 16/5, or 16/8?
Percy/Anakin, Percy/Cedric, Percy/Darren... NONE!! But P/D would work most. They're around the same age. Half God and Half Vampire. Cute :)
5. 10 and 13 are in a fight. Who's side do you think 6 would be on?
Sonea and Dobby in a fight... Well, Harry would be on Dobby's side, obviously. But Sonea wouldn't attack a poor lil house elf. She's too nice, even though she's a powerful magician!
6. Do you think 2/11 would make a good couple? Better or worse than 12/18?
Draco Malfoy/Jack Dawson... EW!! Sirius Black and Ted would work so much better!
Um... Why were all thouse slash pairings?? Doo doo doo doo alien music Doo doo doo doo...
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