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Joined 09-20-09, id: 2089719, Profile Updated: 10-08-10

hi, my name is Aleee.

i like books i guess and also the internet and Harry Potter and also the Discworld and the comics but i could never write anything for those. ( i dont really know why).

i dont know what else to say besides that you should read my favourites list because they're awesome and much better than anything i could ever write.

My only incomplete story ("Scars") is on hold indefinitely and i'm not sure if i'll start again, fiddle or just scrap it all together. The rest of my stories are terribly purple and i should probably go and fix them but oh well.

Ummm also i would like to try my hand at Beta'ing a couple of stories, if you would like me to take a look, just send me a PM.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23758 - Favs: 13,412 - Follows: 12,322 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ignominy by Vinyaya reviews
Albus has an enormous family, extremely famous parents, a clearly insane brother, a cousin with no moral compass and a best friend with dimples who recites Hogwarts:A History. Oh, and his grandfather collects plugs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,995 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
These Things We Hate by on rooftops reviews
I refuse to bring more gingers into this world. — Ten things about the next-generation, includes Scorpius/Rose, Lucy/Lorcan, Molly/Lysander, and Lily/Teddy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,636 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
you are the solace of impossibility by with the monsters reviews
She is young and she smells like sunshine. - -MollySalazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Molly W. II, Salazar S. - Complete
an unromance for our forefathers by Nanaho-Hime reviews
But he's looking at her with soft, grey eyes and sweet words and there's no turning back now. RoseScorpius For a Contest
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
devotion is for the weak of mind by Nanaho-Hime reviews
No matter how many times she scrubs her hands she can still feel him whispering into her palm. LucyLorcan for a Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Lorcan S., Lucy W. - Complete
How To Marry A Malfoy by georginacastleorpington reviews
Dear Reader, A word of warning: Malfoy's are not to be trifled with. When Rose stumbles across a guide to ensnaring the race of arrogant gits that are the male Malfoys she accepts a challenge to follow the advice of the mysterious author...One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Off Into the Sunset by Lady Altair reviews
If there were such things as endings, so few would be happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
Baby Blue Eyes by Nanaho-Hime reviews
And it's so sick and twisted and there must be something wrong with him but she's the only girl he sees. Onesided JamesRose Implied ScorpiusRose. Yes you read that right
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - James S. P., Rose W. - Complete
Beautiful by Queen Nightingale reviews
You blush when you see her hand slip into his pants. JPLE Main , One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/14/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
decrescendo by CherryFlavoredChalk reviews
Boys being like dead things, smiling like slaughterhouses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Perils of Being a Twin by JacksonFrost reviews
There are five times in Fred Weasley's life in which he wishes he wasn't a twin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
How to be a superhero without making a new costume by seriousish reviews
What, you thought Batgirl #1 was the first time some superhero threw away their costume and told Stephanie Brown to take over for them? TimxSteph, with lots of crack.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Timothy D./Red Robin, Stephanie B. - Complete
Snippets from the Seventh Year by dress without sleeves reviews
Going backwards in time, Harry's 7th year in a series of one shots from the POVs of all the different Potterverse characters. Chapter Twenty: Hogwarts' professors without their students. "The path is hard and lonely and there is no end in sight."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,677 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 11/30/2006
A Disillusionment with Blooming by Nanaho-Hime reviews
Pansy Parkinson never gets the chance to bloom. She wonders if she'll ever be worth more than a trophy wife. Her rehabilitation officer seems to think so. SeamusPansy friendship, slight PansyBlaise For the Dictionary Divine Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Pansy P., Seamus F. - Complete
Three Days by Lady Altair reviews
That’s how long she goes, in the flurry of victory, without feeling anything at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
Three Months Later by Lexie the Dreamer reviews
It's Christmas break and Draco and Astoria are waiting for Scorpius. From the Platform until they return home they face old acquaintances, new friends and a ton of memories. One-shot. Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Five Ways Draco and Astoria Never Met by Lexie the Dreamer reviews
Five chapters, five places, five ways they could have met. Features psychoanalysis, awkwardness, an unexpected kiss, burned robes and a hope for the future. Sixth chapter is an epilogue. Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,949 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Holding On by The Faerie of Darkness reviews
A MaxLiesel story, because sometimes, just holding onto the ones you love isn't enough.
Book Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Even Chances by Amarin Rose reviews
Unrelated 2nd chances for Even Robins 24: Steph becomes Helena's sidekick. 25: Jason saves Tim from suicide. 26: Steph doesn't need Batman. 27: Jason saves Dick's parents. 28: Her choice taken away, Steph needs to heal. 29: Superman is Robin's friend.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,220 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Jason T./Red Hood, Stephanie B.
Imprisoned by Estora reviews
Sam and Emily, the perfect, loving, devoted couple. It's like they're in a prison, trapped by devotion...and something else.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Emily, Sam - Complete
Eighteen by Estora reviews
Breaking Dawn spoilers, dark themes, canon-compliant. Renesemee 'Nessie' Cullen has just turned seven. Or eighteen. Or whatever the hell you want to call it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
What Could Have Been by HP.que.nette reviews
:"You can do whatever you want to me," Scorpius offered, and through my tears I could hardly decide whether I wanted to hug him or kick him .:RoseScorpius Romangst oneshot:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and Curse Of The Ever Changing Plots by dress without sleeves reviews
This is me. Making fun of you. All of you. And your fics. And possibly some of my fics. No one gets off. HarryGinny is slaughtered, HarryHermione is ridiculed, RonHermione is destroyed. YodaDobby, however, is condoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,963 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 1/31/2005
White Lilies by cassesque reviews
Sirius, Godric's Hollow, 1981. In some ways, it is worse to find Lily dead than Prongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Other Side of the River Styx by Yami no Kaiba reviews
She may be dead, but that doesn't stop her. Stephanie drabble.
Robin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Back in the Day by undercloakkept reviews
“If I have to listen to another one of their war stories, I swear I'll fling myself off of the Astronomy Tower.” --- Ron, Hermione, Harry and Ginny drive NextGen wild with their reminiscing! A NextGen/Missing Moment Combo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 3,822 - Follows: 254 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Oh What a Tangled Web We Weave by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Thirteen endings to thirteen stories. Collection of drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Earnest Explorations by Vialana reviews
A collection of Steph/Jason drabbles of all genres and themes. Both character and relationship based.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Jason T./Red Hood, Stephanie B.
All That Blue Sky by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Twenty facts about Teddy Lupin that no one ever quite figured out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
A First and Last Christmas by Firelight by Lady Altair reviews
A small part of Molly that cannot weep any longer can only be glad that Frederick Fabian Weasley has finally met his namesake, and another part can only worry what they're getting up to. Sister story to White Satin For Mourning, ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Fred W., Molly W. - Complete
Survivors by dress without sleeves reviews
Post Book 7. Narcissa pays Andromeda a visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Andromeda T., Narcissa M. - Complete
Can't Knock 'Em Out by dress without sleeves reviews
In the post Yule Ball hysteria, Ginny and Hermione talk about boys and the all too common feeling that you're beating your head on a brick. Oh, well. You can't knock 'em out and you can't walk away.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 183 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Killing Dorcas Meadows by dress without sleeves reviews
Exerpt: 'A ridiculously tall…thing swept into my front hall, his robes billowing around him. "Voldemort!" I cried, "Great to finally meet you, old bean! Care for some tea? A crumpet? Anything?" ' Based on a quote frome OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/22/2005
The Clumsiest Love Letter Ever Written by dress without sleeves reviews
Ginny, I, uhm, care. About you. A lot. And not in a strictly platonic way. The point is, I fancy you. But more than that, you know? I mean, I fancy you a lot. A lot, a lot. Which translates into something else that I just can't bring myself to write down.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 5,853 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete