Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Criminal Minds, and Emily Owens M.D..
I'm Alison and I'm from the UK. I love reading and writing although maybe I should post some of them on here rather than on a file share on my laptop :/ (hmmm).
My favorite colors are Red, Purple and Black, and my favorite number is 8.
My favourite shows, books etc : NCIS, Criminal Minds, CSI, The Body Farm, Kurt Vonnegut, Vanessa Howard, Shakespeare, obviously all of you talented writers out there.
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Gibbs: Why didn't you come to me Abby?
Abby: Because Gibbs, I wanted him restrained. Not beaten to a pulp with a baseball bat.
Abby: I’m a scientist, and he plays with voodoo dolls.
McGee: Uh, Abby, you play with voodoo dolls.
Abby: I meant metaphorically, McGee. I don’t think they actually do anything. I just play with ‘em, y’know, to relax
[Interrogating a ship's captain, Ziva plucks away his cigar.]
Captain: [in Turkish, under his breath] Bitch...
Ziva: [in Turkish] How would you like this bitch to apply that cigar to your testicles?
Tony: Abby! Front and center. You too, Ziva. Let's go! I know what happened.
[Abby and Ziva start talking at the same time.]
Tony: Hey! If there's going to be any bitch slapping on this team, I'll do it. Clear? Good. Now shake hands. Shake.
[Abby and Ziva reluctantly shake hands]
Tony: There we go. That wasn't so tough, was it? Now how about a little hug? Big buddy hug. Come on.
Tony: Now a deep tongue kiss.
[Both women punch Tony.]
Tony: Now we feel better
Morgan: You know what, though? On the flip side, it does provide a pretty good reason to cozy up with a scary flick and a little Halloween honey. (winks at Prentiss)
Prentiss: Eww, Halloween honey. That's... Now I'm creeped out.
JJ: That's the third time I've been hung up on.
Rossi: Try not saying FBI.
Garcia: [To Reid and Morgan] When I was in the ambulance I could hear the song 'Heroes' playing in my head. Everything was really bright, I kept flashing in and out of consciousness, and I remember thinking, 'Wait. Is David Bowie really God?'
Morgan: Take this gun.
Prentiss: [pokes Reid's cheek] He's so lifelike!
Reid: Hey, if you guys are hungry, I know a pretty good Indian restaurant that's open all night.
Morgan: Ooh! [slaps himself across the face]
JJ: [Looks at casino game] This thing still has credit on it.
The big bang theory:
Lennord: wow penny you're on fire
Penny: haha yeah and so is Sheldon
Penny: Wait you forgot something!
Penny: This Plasma Grenade
Penny: Look! it's raining you!
Chapter 9 - Emmets Disguise
Chapter 6 - Chat show 2 Bella's outfit
Chapter 5 - Bella's Formal outfit for the fashion show
Chapter 5 - Chat show 1 Bella's outfit
Chaper 6 - Walk Away
Chapter 6 - Broken Hearted girl
Chapter 5 - Cry
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