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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Criminal Minds, and Emily Owens M.D..

I'm Alison and I'm from the UK. I love reading and writing although maybe I should post some of them on here rather than on a file share on my laptop :/ (hmmm).

My favorite colors are Red, Purple and Black, and my favorite number is 8.

My favourite shows, books etc : NCIS, Criminal Minds, CSI, The Body Farm, Kurt Vonnegut, Vanessa Howard, Shakespeare, obviously all of you talented writers out there.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

Favourite Quotes:

NCIS:

Gibbs: Why didn't you come to me Abby?

Abby: Because Gibbs, I wanted him restrained. Not beaten to a pulp with a baseball bat.

Abby: I’m a scientist, and he plays with voodoo dolls.

McGee: Uh, Abby, you play with voodoo dolls.

Abby: I meant metaphorically, McGee. I don’t think they actually do anything. I just play with ‘em, y’know, to relax

[Interrogating a ship's captain, Ziva plucks away his cigar.]

Captain: [in Turkish, under his breath] Bitch...

Ziva: [in Turkish] How would you like this bitch to apply that cigar to your testicles?

Tony: Abby! Front and center. You too, Ziva. Let's go! I know what happened.

[Abby and Ziva start talking at the same time.]

Tony: Hey! If there's going to be any bitch slapping on this team, I'll do it. Clear? Good. Now shake hands. Shake.

[Abby and Ziva reluctantly shake hands]

Tony: There we go. That wasn't so tough, was it? Now how about a little hug? Big buddy hug. Come on.

[They hug.]

Tony: Now a deep tongue kiss.

[Both women punch Tony.]

Tony: Now we feel better

Criminal Minds:

Morgan: You know what, though? On the flip side, it does provide a pretty good reason to cozy up with a scary flick and a little Halloween honey. (winks at Prentiss)

Prentiss: Eww, Halloween honey. That's... Now I'm creeped out.

JJ: That's the third time I've been hung up on.

Rossi: Try not saying FBI.

Garcia: [To Reid and Morgan] When I was in the ambulance I could hear the song 'Heroes' playing in my head. Everything was really bright, I kept flashing in and out of consciousness, and I remember thinking, 'Wait. Is David Bowie really God?'

Morgan: Take this gun.
Garcia: I don't believe in guns.
Morgan: Ok, trust me they are very real. Take it.

Prentiss: [pokes Reid's cheek] He's so lifelike!

Reid: Hey, if you guys are hungry, I know a pretty good Indian restaurant that's open all night.
Prentiss: Aw, I can't. I have a date.
Morgan: You got a date? With who?
Prentiss: My hot tub.
Morgan: Oh, now that sounds like a party.
Prentiss: You're so not invited.

Morgan: Ooh! [slaps himself across the face]

JJ: [Looks at casino game] This thing still has credit on it.
Prentiss:(Still dealing with the hangover) JJ! I swear to God!
JJ:(surprised) What?!
(Rossi gestures to JJ)
JJ:(implied) Oh.
(Morgan laughs)

The big bang theory:

Lennord: wow penny you're on fire

Penny: haha yeah and so is Sheldon

Penny: Wait you forgot something!

Sheldon: What?

Penny: This Plasma Grenade

Sheldon: Huh?

Penny: Look! it's raining you!

Unexpected Future:

Chapter 9 - Emmets Disguise

http://www.polyvore.com/unexpected_future/set?id=13897785

Chapter 6 - Chat show 2 Bella's outfit

http://www.polyvore.com/unexpected_future/set?id=13897594

Chapter 5 - Bella's Formal outfit for the fashion show

http://www.polyvore.com/unexpected_future/set?id=13897512

Chapter 5 - Chat show 1 Bella's outfit

http://www.polyvore.com/unexpected_future/set?id=13897504

Chaper 6 - Walk Away

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhhONcwyabI

Chapter 6 - Broken Hearted girl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0csLlzdhAPk

Chapter 5 - Cry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHa-7YY1vS4

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Because Of A Storm by AlwaysLove14 reviews
He whispered into the wind, "She's you Mace." Somehow life just had a way of making things difficult for them. Nacy fanfic JONAS LA
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,518 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 10/13/2010
What Words Cannot by Rue Des Violettes reviews
Macy Misa never graduated from Horace Mantis. What happens when she meets JONAS again? Slightly OOC and set mainly in the future. Macy-centric. First story so all help is appreciated!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,809 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 11/12/2009
Fall by bp51 reviews
JONAS LA. After summer ended and school started Nick and Macy were separated across the states. It's another summer and their about to reunite, because they didn't talk for so long Macy is surprised to find out that Nick has moved on. NICK/MACY
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/20/2010
I've Never Been In Real Love Before by abbyli reviews
After being abandoned by their respective spouses and left to care for their small children, Tori and Beck find each other again.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,035 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Beck O., Tori V. - Complete
Second dog incident? by mellie32 reviews
"I finally did it. I finally broke up with Jade." As he finished a huge smile spread across becks face. "What were you thinking?" Tori was shocked to hear this. "Well I was thinking of…" he looked down at his untouched lunch, "you." Tori&Beck.read, enjoy!
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,681 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Tori V., Beck O.
Things happen for a reason by storming-wolf reviews
Macy becomes pregnant at 16 by Nick. She thinks she's ruined everything for her and Nick. How will everyone react? Is everything ruined for Nick and Macy? JONAS. Nacy, Joella, and Kanielle.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,544 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010
Impossible by Blondebunny55 reviews
DH movie spoilers. The night they danced, something changed. A flicker of the impossible sparked in their minds and wouldn't leave. AU, Chronicles the budding romance between Harry and Hermione through one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Bailey & Maya's Excellent Adventure by SprouseGoose reviews
When something goes wrong with their science project, Bailey and Maya are transported back back to the Boston Tipton - where they encounter the 13 year old versions of their boyfriends.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,685 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
Win the Bet, Lose the Girl by ABLala reviews
"You can either win the bet, and lose the girl. Or you can lose the bet, and win the girl." Joe said. 'This won't be so hard' Nick thought. NACY, oh yeah : Read and Review!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010
When I Look At You by Fluffy Nouget reviews
Beck and Tori are forced to seek out eachother for company when their friends and family desert them for the Memorial Day weekend. Who's to say nothing can happen between two friends over an innocent little holiday hang out? Rating may later change. BxT
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,600 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Tori V., Beck O. - Complete
Life After Jonas by OoglePoogle reviews
Macy hasn't talked to Stella or the boys in years, but she finds her old scrapbook from highschool and all the memories and feeling begin to flood back. But what happens when she soon gets a strangley addressed letter! Who could it be from?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,123 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010
Looking Back, Moving Forward by Hollywoodx4 reviews
"The world isn't what it used to be, is it? But through the pain, through the hardships, that's where the best moments come from. The sun is even more beautiful when it follows a storm, Cat." a Cabbie, Bori, Andre/OC Collab with VictoriousGurl
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,447 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Robbie S., Cat V.
Deathly Hallows: Part 1 by DREWHHR reviews
DH my version . Got this idea from movie. H/Hr. Not sure about Weasleys yet. Rating for later chapters. Now completed. Part 2 to be out in July.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,817 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm Leaving Because I Love You by ABLala reviews
Nick told her to get rid of the baby. But did she? Read to find out! NACY, duh! I like REVIEWS so please review! :D
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010
Connections by Sara Winters reviews
A Harry/Hermione story told through a series of drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The people you have come to fear the most by mlj23 reviews
The Jonas brothers left . But then they came back. But for Macy Misa maybe it was better that they stayed away. Macy/?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,872 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010
Memories by Luz Harman reviews
JONAS LA. Because memories are all you have left when the person you love has left. Mainly about Nick & Macy's relationship, or lack thereof. A sprinkle of Stella & Joe, Kevin & OC for good measure. Nacy, Joella. Kevin/OC. Set in 2017. Not Beta'ed
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,886 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010
Wish You Were Here by HoplessRomanticx10 reviews
NACY. Macy Misa is the girlfriend of Nick of JONAS. That must be awesome, right? Wrong. Chapter 7 up!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,742 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010
JONAS: Season 3 by storming-wolf reviews
Senior year for Joe, Stella, Nick, and Macy could be nothing but peacful and drama free right? Oh, you are so wrong. Nacy and Joella
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010
The Spy Who Loved Me: Nick&Macy by LaVictoire reviews
When your mother is L.A's most famous reality show presenter,it seems like she thinks she can use you to spy on her projects.So when a sudden transfer to HMA coincedes with the Lucas's,Macy is angry but not surprised.But she didn't expect to fall in love.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,692 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010
Days of the Weak by the sorrowful reviews
JONAS. There he is, standing in the middle of the kitchen, trying to figure out how to tell the world that he, Nick Lucas, maybe didn't want to do the music thing anymore. Nick-centric. Nick/Macy. Somewhat dark.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,839 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010
I'm Craving For You by uippioi reviews
"She was breathing into my mouth, her mint breath was intoxicating. She pushed her self on top of me. Her body pressed up against mine..." Macy cleans up her act over the summer...And Nick struggles to get a grip of his Dreams. Nick/Macy Nacy! Rated T-
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,737 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010
The Great Pretenders by Penelope36 reviews
Nick has a huge crush on Penny, so he dates Macy…um… it made sense to him at that time. What happens when the lines get blurred? Will their pretend romance turn into a real one? NACY.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,031 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Complete
A Boy Like You by uippioi reviews
Longing to hear words you never think you'll here. Wanting things you can't have. Then, Hearing those words, and getting the things you want? "Macy...I" Nick whispered in her ear. She put her hand to his heart "Say It Nick" Nick/Macy -Nacy. L.A Set.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/11/2010
Stupid by oddball15 reviews
She was stupid for crying and stupid for thinking she might love him.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Tori V., Beck O.
Another Bori Comedy by chasingafterstarlight reviews
Sikowitz's class plays the ABC game once again/ Beck/Tori
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Beck O., Tori V. - Complete
Behind The Scenes by Mulligatawny reviews
You never know what goes on backstage.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Inside of You by DramaticStarlet reviews
He doesn't want to talk about it. BeckTori.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Beck O., Tori V. - Complete
Two Thousand Glorious Moon's by Migle95 reviews
Tori loved Beck since the first time she saw him. Now she needs to fight for him. What happens when the whole class goes camping. Read and Review
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Tori V., Beck O.
The old Macy would have never of let this happen by ChaoticLullaby.x reviews
JONAS. NACY, of course. Nick loves Macy, but being the quiet one of JONAS it's hard to express you're feelings when the girl you love can't look at any other boy without her boyfriend hurting her for it. Will Nick be able to get her out alive? Macy's POV.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,296 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
The Summer's Still Young by OoglePoogle reviews
Based on Jonas LA. Macy likes Nick. She always has. But what happens when the gang moves to California for the summer? Does Nick start to feel the same way? Or is Macy left heartbroken? Nick/Macy with some Joe/Stella
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,056 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010
Masquerade by Tricia Belle reviews
JONAS. Horace Mantis is holding a masked dance. Since you don't need a date, this is no problem for Macy. But what happens when she encounters a boy on the dance floor? Of course, they are both masked, hiding each of their identities.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,695 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
A Complete 180 by Penelope36 reviews
This story takes place during the last episode of Jonas Season 1 Exam Jam but it was modified and extended to go with the blossoming of a Nacy romance. I wrote this with the intention of trying to bridge the story gap between Jonas and Jonas L.A. NACY
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,759 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Journal Of A Super Fan by flywithmengdw reviews
Ever wondered what Macy would write in her journal why she was falling for Nick...well wonder no more. take a look inside our favorite super fan's journal. summary is cheesy ,story good. macy-centric. Nacy?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010
The Story Begins by It's a Wolf Thinga 2 reviews
What happens with Leonard and Penny's relationship when Penny tells Leonard she's pregnant and it's his kid? Will Leonard be with Penny all the way through it or will Leonard get enough and leave? Read and stay toned to find out.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Leonard H., Penny
My Oh so Sweet Sixteen by flywithmengdw reviews
Its Macy's 16th birthday and Stella is away so Macy doesn't want to celebrate unless her best friend is there. she thinks her and her mom are just going out for dinner but she is completely wrong. NACY!JONAS! rated t just incase!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009
The Not Too Far Distance by hangthesilver reviews
Barney has a gun. Robin is amused. Ted thinks they’re both out of their minds, and he never wanted half-Canadian babies anyway.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Ted M., Robin S. - Complete
Finding The Truth by omg-its-jenna reviews
Ted has children, Luke and Leigha, Ted decides to stop the story of how he met their mother because the mother and Ted are getting divorced. Luke and Leigha decide to set him up with Robin. Also a secret of the past is discovered.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Robin S., Ted M.
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The Dream Catcher reviews
This is an experiment. Its sort of a case fic/ family and relationship story between hotch and emily. Includes the team and the adorable Jack. Im not sure whats going to happen really but i've included a taster so please tell me if I should continue.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
A Thousand Years reviews
Based on the Christina Perri song, this is my take on what should have happened during the bar scene between Emily and Micah.
Emily Owens M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Emily O., Micah B.
Every Cloud reviews
I suck at Summaries-Hotch/Emily with Jack thrown in too and slight Dave/JJ. Rated T because I'm paranoid. Emily finds out she's pregnant and pulls away from Hotch, will her own insecurities stop her from being happy. Not sure where I'm going with this but it's better than it sounds. Next chapter coming soon. x
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Unexpected Future reviews
set in new moon edward never came back,bella tried suicide but failed,laurent changed her,she glows in the sun,shes now a lingerie model with a singing career on the side,what happens when she meets the cullens full summary inside better than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 22,693 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Coming home reviews
all human at the begining Bella left when she found out she was pregnant with twin baby girls what happens when she comes back 2 years later and meets the Cullens and Edward again will she still love him dispite him and his familys change better thn snds
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward