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Joined 09-20-09, id: 2089821, Profile Updated: 06-12-12
Author has written 22 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Scott Pilgrim, and Vocaloid.

I randomly found this picture on Deviantart... and I laughed so damn hard XD

these two are (not my OC's) Nicaragua and Venezuela. Which is my OTP when it comes to OC pairings X3

Here's a link for a petition to change the no interactive stories rule:


UPDATE!

I has a fictionpress now! Don't worry, I'll still be on FF, but if you want to see how I'm doing on Fictionpress, look up the author "Esme-chan wants a cookie". I'll be starting a story soon.


Hola everyone! I'm evemiliana. I'm the crazy Hetalia obsessed werewolf that recently found out she was part vampire My human side consists of me being part Prussian, German, Nicaraguan Native, Spanish, Polish, and Transylvania Saxon

I am a sadist. Always have been and always will be.

I is a yaoi fangirl. So if you don't like it... DEAL WITH IT! XD I like some non-slash pairings as well though, so don't worry if you don't like yaoi.

I also curse. A lot. Blame mi Mama for that...

RANDOM INFORMATION YOU'LL PROBABLY NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT!

Nicknames: Esme (not my real name, but I likes it), Wolfie, Chicky, America (woo!)

age:14!

birthday: November 18th (Latvia and I share a birthday yay)(Also, I DEMAND CAKE!)

gender: girl

species: werewolf (NOT TWILIGHT! I have nothing against it (maybe the movies...) but vampires do NOT sparkle. They burn. BURN I TELL YOU!)

Sexual orientation: I am what you may call asexual. I am (at the moment) not interested in any gender and do not want a relationship. it is very useful when concentrating on school. But when this little "phase" (as some people have called it) of mine is over, I'll probably be straight XD though anime guys might have ruined real guys for me ;;

Medical conditions: Asthma (it's not that bad) ADHD-innatentive type (It's a type of ADHD that means I have trouble concentratin and not so much the hyperness. Though I'm pretty hyper ;)

fav shows: KND(YOU JUDGE ME YOU DIE!), Soul Eater, Axis Powers Hetalia (my obsession), Bleach, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket (Kyo-Kun), Ouran high school Host Club (Kaoru is my favorite character. He's so sweet), How I met your Mother (Anyone else find it weird that I'm a feminist yet Barney is my favorite character?), Baccano!(Just recently started getting into it), Katekyo Hitman Reborn! (Mi mejor amiga is into it, it looked interesting, I now want to marry Dino), The Glee project (I loves it so much), Doctor Who (OMG YES!), Blue Exorcist (Tsuno-chan is a genius for getting me addicted to this series :3), Grimm (LOVE this show! X3 It's like a mix between a cop show and a horror story :D)

fav book series: Cirque Du Freak, Warriors (I have an OC, but it intertwines with another's OC, and I don't think she has FF),(lol it's been so long since I read an actual book)

Authors: Ellen Hopkins (love her books!), Darran Shan (I met him!), Scott Westerfeld, Erin Hunter, and others I don't feel like trying to remember.

Music: Ke$ha, 3OH!3. Three Days Grace, Linkin Park, Breaking Benjamin, Mindless Self Indulgence (cursing, rock, and epic music. In short: my life in general), Cobra Starship, The Midnight Beast (England has some awesome stuff), Lady Gaga, The Offspring, Shakira (before she became Americanized T_T), Daddy Yankee, Pitbull (I will admit it XD), Don Omar, Mohambi, Vocaloid

Fav people: KNDNumbuh007(The best KND writer EVA!), Evra Von (DUH! he's uber awesome!), Shonen King 69 (because he's awesome), KazeRose, Choco Nana,Sutchi, The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Poketalia Fangirl, and other people

Movies: The Green Hornet (BLUE WOMBAT GO!), Paint it White (You so saw that coming... AND I GOT IT ON DVD FOR MY BIRTHDAY!), Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (I'm trying to find the comics...)

height: 5'5 (I'm hoping to get taller. The people on mi Mami's side of the family is TALL! And also the people in my school are getting taller than me... T_T)

hair color: I have dark brown hair in case you people want to stalk me. Highly doubt you'd want to. I'd stalk you right back.

eye color: dark brown. My dog and I have the same eye color shade

favorite colors: Midnight blue and orange. I wanted to paint my room midnight blue, but my parents said it would look depressing.

favorite creatures in lore: Werewolf (hehe), Vampire (I'm part Transylvanian ), and Chupacabra (my pet).

people would describe me as insane (Or my term, reincarnation of insanity), kind, and kinda bitchy. That is simply because I take crap from NO ONE!


UPDATE SECTION

Nicaragua's letters: why the hell am I doing this- THIS GOT DELETED! I AM SO SORRY! FF DID THIS, NOT ME

Managua's letter's:Because I said so- Well, it kind of died since no one has written a letter in months...

Autumn! What the hell did you do!-First multichapter story. ehehe, updates are not scheduled... I just write when I feel like it. OFF HIATUS FINALLY

Magic Screws everyone over- Second multichapter story that stars BELIZE. This one REALLY doesn't have a schedule. On Hiatus because I have writer's block for it T_T

East and West Florida are writing letters!- Just a totally random letter fanfiction with my OC's for Florida. It does NOT intertwine with Nica's letters or Managua's letters. it updates any time I have a letter.

I need a doctor- I already have the basic format for most of them, so I might have this one done quickly.

цирк- I'm having it as updated for once a week on Sundays, but God knows I'm horrible at schedules.

Alejandro Moreno versus the World- I have no idea. I'll try for once a week, but I've already kinda broken that rule... ;

HIE! MY TORTOISES AT THE LETTERS!- Adorable little galapagos' letters will be updated when I have the time. It doesn't intertwine with ANY of the other letter fanfictions.

HetaOni: Latin America- A story I've had rolling around in my head for awhile. Not sure what the update will be. It'll probably go on hiatus after I catch up with the HetaOni storyline.

The Seven Deadly Sins- ...I'l get back to you on that.


UPCOMING POSSIBLE FANFICS

All the Things she said- Definitely doing this one. It is French Guiana/Suriname.

Becoming insane- Basically an AU about the central American (and Mexico,possibly) countries when human. I had this idea when I broke part of the wall in my bathroom after reading fanfics about asylums...

KND oneshot- Promised I would make this. I have major writer's block for it. It doesn't even have a name yet *gloom*

Well this is awkward...- This is a fanfiction about the awkwardness of liking your best friend. Take a pick at the OC pairings and just guess who the main pairing is. Come on, guess.

This stuff comes from a bottle- This is going to basically be the fanfiction version of the epic battle between Panama and Managua that happened when Panama kind of went insane in Managua's letters: because I said so.

You want to WHAT?!- French Guiana admits something... something weird... IN THE FORM OF A SONG

Alone- Galapagos was alone. tranquil, untouched by humans, but lonely. That is, until she meets her "Papa" Ecuador. oneshot.

Forgiveness-After some persuasion, Guatemala finally let Mexico come to her country to discuss something. When he tries something to at least get a friendship back, she only pushes him away with hatred. I may dislike England for taking away my brother, but I absolutely loathe you for taking my son. I will never forgive you. oneshot.


FINISHED CRAP

Why did it have to come to this?- This was my first hetalia oneshot and my first shot at angst. I think I did pretty good at it for taking the whole day writing it.

Why Nica doesn't have family dinners- This silliness was brain bleach for the angst I made earlier that day (see above). It gave me a chance to write as ALL of my Nicaragua department OC's.

Costa Rica: He's not a girl, dudes- Random silliness about Nicaragua teasing her favorite (and only) twin brother. It ended up fluffy and happy at the end. with some more hilarity. It's fun writing as Costa Rica.

LUISA RODRIGUEZ:User Guide and Manual- I made a manual for Nicaragua. Might decide to write some more for my other characters. might not. Depends on my mood.

Dearly Beloved- I felt angsty that day, so I wrote angst. And made my first character death scene. which was crap. But oh well.

Things Nicaragua isn't allowed to do- A list of things Nicaragua isn't allowed to do. Hilarity ensued with that one.

Aren't I Nicaraguan?- It's 1941, and Matagalpa just lost his house, his rights, and his freedom. "I always did hate being called a gringo..." Historical fic. based on what happened to the German-Nicaraguans in World War II. it's a oneshot.

Pet- After Venezuela and Ecuador left, Colombia clung onto the only sibling she had left: her little sister Panama. This is probably really half-assed, considering I was in a hurry and didn't get to check anything... it's my first attempt to write mi hermana's OC Colombia, and even then I was meaning to write her as kind of creepy. It's a oneshot, because that's all my mind will allow...

White Treasure- Sur realizes that her cocaine addiction is hurting her and her family more than helping them. But she just can't get away from it.

The forgotten hymn of Los Altos- the tragic story of the forgotten republic of Los Altos who was Guatemala's son whom she tries so hard to forget...

MARIA CALLAS: User guide and Manual- A manual fic for mi hermana.


AND NOW FOR THE OC'S

Nicaragua- My first hetalia OC. I write about her a lot. She has dark brown hair and dark brown eyes. She's 5'1, and bipolar. She also uses a bat as a weapon :D She's 19. (Luisa Rodriguez)

Honduras: Black hair and green eyes (he went through adaption dye job when it came to his eyes). His bangs are five spikes over his eyes with the tips dyed light blue. He is basically Nica's stalker, but he has his badass moments. He's 18 (Pablo Isasi)

El Salvador: he has wavy black hair and dark brown eyes. He wears a bandanna around his head. He also have a sort of France like beard going on and is trigger happy. Seriously. He also has a split personality. Belize named the other personality Gundam because it represents the gangs in El Salvador (Not the anime, people. I haven't even watched the anime). He's 18 (Carlos Montoya)

Guatemala: She has black hair that reaches her waist and dark brown eyes. She wears glasses and wears heels most of the time. She uses a whip as a weapon. She is mostly calm, but seems to have a big sister complex when it comes to Belize (Not like Belarus. the other kind). She's 23. (Rita Hernanadez)

Belize: He's the shortest, being 4'4 and he looks like a 6 year old. He lived with England, so he sucks at cooking, talks to the air, and knows magic. though he's batter at England at it. He has spiky black hair with one piece that is always up (it's like an Italy curl. seriously) and big brown eyes. He is mostly spacey and happy, but gets more character development in "Magic screws everyone over". He considers Spain his "Papi" and England his "Mama". He' 17. (Micos Johnson)

Costa Rica: He is Nicaragua's twin brother. He may be the only "sane" Central American seeing he doesn't seem to have any psychological issues (he just has daddy issues /shot/). He has short dark brown hair and dark brown eyes. Due to his feminine looks, he is mistaken for a girl very often. He doesn't like Spain very much. He's 19. (Francisco Salas)

Panama: She is the youngest. She has black bangs and long black hair. She has light brown eyes (also went through adaption dye job with the eyes). She is mostly happy and innocent, but has been known to snap. She doesn't get along with her big sister Colombia as well as she used to. She's 16 (For the record I like Sutchi's Panama better than mine). (Ana Ortega)

Mexico: Mexico is the oldest, I think. He was married to Guatemala for a short period of time, but they then got a divorce. He has a big brother complex, and has to deal with America the most. He has black hair and dark green eyes. He's 24 years old. (For the record, I barely use this OC) (Tomas Roberto De La Rosa)

(I have all 16 departments of Nicaragua as OC's, but I'll just put in the ones I have a definite personality for.)

Managua: Nicaragua's son and capital (plus department). He is normally responsible, but has his moments (and they all include firecrackers). He has a mop of black hair and brown eyes. has been called a Mama's boy numerous times. He is 14. (Diego Rodriguez)

Leon: The "liberal pervert" of the departments. he has black hair styled like America's (minus the Nantucket) and has a frizzy piece of hair that always sticks out. He is a liberal and hits on any girl he sees (unless it's Granada). He is 15. (Javiero Rodriguez)

Granada: The conservative of the departments. She is seen as cold to the other departments, but she really just doesn't understand emotions. She normally wears dresses. Doesn't get along with Leon, and vice versa. She has long black hair and dark brown eyes and has a piece of hair that sticks out (but seems groomed and well taken care of) and wears glasses. She is 15. (Alexia Rodriguez)

Matagalpa: One of the youngest departments. He is close to his "Onkels" Prussia and Germany. He sometimes speaks in a dialect that is a mix or rapid German and Spanish, so not many people understand him. He is happy and can be oblivious to things, but has a "Sandanista" side like his "Mutti" and WILL snap if you push him too far (he uses a flamethrower as a weapon). Luckily, he can adapt easily and that almost never happens. He is 12. (Friedrich Rodriguez)

Masaya: a happy department that is very hospitable and nice. She is like Matagalpa in that sense, but can read the atmosphere very well. she's very pretty. She's 15 years old. (Sara Rodriguez)

Carazo: Normally seen with Masaya, he is the exact opposite. He is grumpy and normally has something to complain about. However, he is a good singer (though not as good as Matagalpa) and also a very good dancer. He is 15 years old. (Rodrigo Rodriguez *XD*)

Esteli: She is the tsundere of the departments, and is annoyed with almost everyone, but mainly Leon. She has short hair that looks like Dora the Explorer (She claims America ripped off her human name and hairstyle for a "crappy TV show) and has a horrible cursing issue, She is 13. (Dora Rodriguez)

Norte and Sur: Also the North and South Atlantic autonomous regions. Norte is a boy and Sur is a girl. They are basically in the creepy twin stereotype. They keep to themselves, finish each other's sentences, and look almost exactly alike (Sur has longer hair). They have a darker skin tone and a caribbean accent because they are where Nicaragua's Carribbean population is. They only ever get pissed off if you wake them from their siesta (this is unadvised to do). They only ever really hang out with Matagalpa, who is closest to them. They are 13 years old.

Rivas: Normally quiet, Rivas has a slight crush on Granada, but is afraid of ruining their friendship. he used to be a bit more assertive in the early 1900's since he pissed off Panama City. However, back then Managua and him looked exactly alike, so this caused the rivalry between Managua and Panama City. Because of this, he cut his hair, stayed inside more (causing his tan to lessen) and changed his whole view of things

(and now for the others)

French Guiana: the overseas department of France. She is like A female version of him. She seems to have a soft spot for Suriname (much to the latter's annoyance) and flirts with her the most. She has golden wavy hair like her Papa and blue eyes. She is 17. (Pricilla Bonnefoy)

Suriname: Use to be called Dutch Guiana. but outgrew that name. She has a sister, who is Guyana. She is mostly cut off from the world and prefers it that way (this may be a side effect of being a Dutch colony). She is constantly annoyed with French Guiana's antics. She is a tsundere. She has black hair with some blond streaks and amber eyes. She is 17. (Nilakshi Alders)

Guyana: Was British Guiana, but outgrew the name. She used to be dutch, but was quickly taken from him by England before any "permanent" damage was done. Both her and Suriname have a darker skin tone. She is accepting of a lot of religions, but is mostly hindi (sorry, I can't type that term well "). She wears glasses and is very nice to people, but also has a no-nonsense attitude. She has black hair and green eyes. She is 17. (Odessa Tumba)

Uruguay- A very quiet and smart girl. She is often ignored by everyone else and is the "Canada" of South America. She somehow has a bishie sparkle... She changes personality when she wears her glasses. She becomes deadpan and is more noticed. She has blond hair and blue eyes. She's 20 years old. (Valeria Romero)

Brazil- A very nice, if not clueless young woman, Brazil is sort of like the Ukraine of South America with the Amazon rainforest. She is very nice and is best friends with Uruguay and Guyana. But don't tick her off, for she knows capoeira and jujitsu. She has slightly dark skin and has short black hair with amber eyes. She's 21 years old. (Sofia Serrano)

Greenland: A young girl found by Norway, but was taken by Denmark. She is normally happy, but if you tick her off then bad things happen. Very bad things. She has an axe that Denmark gave her for her birthday. She can see ghosts and spirits, and her best friend is a ghost named Mirakel. She has short platinum blond hair and ice blue eyes, and is about the same height as Iceland. She looks about 16 or 17.

Galapagos Islands- The daughter of Ecuador, it's a wonder that she got none of his personality traits (probably from being isolated and an island). She is very shy and has a stutter, but will stand up for her friends if you bully them. She has a baby turtle she carries around. She has black hair in braids and green eyes. She is 13 years old. (Isabel)

Belmopan: Sort of the badass of all of the central american capitals. He is highly annoyed at his country's constant oblivious behavior and isn't afraid to fight anyone. However, he isn't an idiot and knows when something it too much, even for him. He uses an axe as a weapon and may or may not have a crush on Panama City (Sutchi's Panama City). He has spiky black hair and deep blue eyes. he is 13 years old. (Julio Johnson)

Tegucigalpa: He is the tech geek of all of the capitals and is also a complete shut in. Seriously, he only ever leaves his house to go to a capital meeting. He is best friends with Managua and is the object of Panama City's (Sutchi's Panama City) wrath because he found out about a little secret about her. He wear glasses and has his hair in five spike like his Papa, but the tips arent dyed.'He is 14 years old. (Lucas Isasi)

San Salvador: A mysterious capital that has been rumored to deal with assasinations and not getting killed. He is just like his father in the fact that he is skilled with using a gun. The only definite thing people know about him besides what he looks like and his age is that his girl friend is Nassau (Bahamas'capital). He has wavy black hair and amber eyes. he is 15 years old. (Raymundo Montoya)

Guatemala city: The oldest of the capital cities, she is whiny and is convinced that everyone owes her money. She loves paperwork and gets it done quickly and efficiently, even doing her mother's paperwork for her. She wears glasses like her mother, but they are instead an oval shape. She doesn't interact much with the others, but leads the capital meetings. She can actually hear the spirits instead of see them, and is actually more emotional than everyone else, even though she doesn't act it. She has shoulder-length black hair in a ponytail and brown eyes. She is 16 years old. (Lucita Hernandez)

Atlantida: A young department, but very dangerous. She is a department of Honduras and is like her father in the fact that she fell in love with her sibling, who in this case is Tegucigalpa. She is overly protective of him. She is normally cold towards people because others normally reject her because of her half-reaper blood. She is skilled with knives and normally uses them instead of her powers. However, when someone is nice to her, her human personality is shown, which is happy and joyful. She has black hair and green eyes, but her eyes turn red when her reaper side takes over. She is 9 years old. (Astrid Isasi)

San Jose: probably the girliest capital, San Jose is actually a boy. However, he inherited his father's girlyness, except he takes it to the next level. he has waist-length black hair that he keeps in a braid, and has a girly figure. He was thought to be nice, but he dumped poor Managua on his ass just because Kingston asked him on a date. Managua got over it, but the two have never really gotten their friendship back. He is 14 years old. (Raúl Salas)

Georgetown: Probably one of the youngest capitals, Georgetown is actually very mature for his age and can keep a cool head, like his mom, Guyana. He's pretty much a male version of her. He wears glasses just like her, but unlike her, has unruly black hair. He is dark skinned like his mom as well and has green eyes. He's 6 years old.

Paramaribo: Suriname's capital and like Georgetown, is very young. However, unlike Georgetown, she's almost nothing like her mother. She is very friendly towards others, and is very innocent on certain topics, as a 5 year old should be. She is learning French, much to the protest of her mother. She has darkish skin and completely black hair and amber eyes. She is 5 years old.

Cayenne: Sadly, being the daughter of French Guiana (who is in turn the daughter of France) has completely ruined this child's innocence. Cayene is exactly a younger copy of her mother, right down to the expensive tastes in clothes, shoes, and handbags. She talks a lot with Paramaribo, but has yet to ruin that child's mind. She has wavy blond hair and blue eyes. She is 5 years old.

Montevideo: He's his mother's keeper. Spending his days in complete silence, Montevideo never talks, and interacts with simply hand gestures and looks. Only two people can actually tell what he's thinking, one being Asuncion and of course Uruguay. He is mostly a computer nerd, and had bleach blonde hair and cerulean blue eyes with glasses on. He is 17 years old.

Haiti: Normally very nice to certain people, her exposition sours when she's near Jamaica or the Dominican Republic. She doesn't like to feel weak, since she was the first carribean country to gain independence. Even though she doesn't like to be around the Dominican Republic, she still has a soft spot for him. She has dark skin with black hair and amber eyes. She's 19 years old. (Katya Pierre-Louis)

Chiapas: The son of Guatemala and Mexico (Did I scar you for life yet? XD) Chiapas is constantly annoyed at Guatemala and Mexico arguing. He is very tough because of the gangs that have taken up residence in him and absolutely hates immigrants. He wears a hate that normally covers his eyes and glasses. He has black hair and brown eyes. He's 13 years old. (Cesar De La Rosa)

East Florida: The Eastern side of Florida. She is seen by a lot of people as whiny, rude, and only cares about herself. However, she is just insecure about a lot of things and doesn't know how to show it. She has a rivalry with California about oranges. She has brown hair (with blond streaks) and green eyes. She's 18 years old. (Esperanza "Britney" Jones)

West Florida: East Florida's twin brother. He is a lot nicer than his sister and he normally talks for the whole of Florida at state meetings. He is exasperated by his sister's behavior, but still loves her anyway. He may or may not have a crush on Georgia. He has brown hair and green eyes (think a younger version of Spain). He's 18 years old. (Adriano Jones)

(and now for the Ancients)

Mayan Empire- The Grandmother of Guatemala, Belize, El Salvador, Honduras, and Mexico, Maya was the person who raised them until she died mysteriously (Guatemala knows why, but she'll never reveal it). She was very gentle to her children and was very smart. She was 30 years old.

Aztec Empire- He was the warlike father of Mexico, and is probably one of the reasons why he's so messed up ; Aztec believed that all problems could be solved with human sacrifice, but was very good looking. He died when Spain took over his land. He was 26 years old.

Nicarao- Nicaragua's mother. She was very gentle and sweet, and was Maya's cousin (The Nicarao tribes and Mayan empire were closely related). She taught Nicaragua about how to live off the land and how to fashion her own weapons. She was kidnapped by Spain when he took over her land and had her as a slave to work in his house while he took Nicaragua as well. Nicaragua had to watch her mother die slowly as more and more of her land was taken over. Nicaragua finally watched her mother die as she became too weak to move and Spain decided she was too weak to be of use anymore. She was 25 years old.

(There are others, but I don't feel like writing them all out. sorry ; I'm lazy like that.))

HERMANA'S OC'S

((she made me))

Colombia- with an overactive sex drive and a body to match, Colombia is very...free spirited when it comes to certain things. She is sort of airhead on certain things, but at times knows when to buckles up and stop fucking around (figuratively. never literally). She and Nicaragua don't get along well, and at times has a creepy obsession with Panama. She has long black hair and brown eyes.

(( This is all I'm doing so far hermana =_= I'll put more of your OC's later))

UPDATE ON MORE OC'S

Mi mejor amiga Japan and I are coming up with OC's for the planets and other parts of the solar system(yes, our hetalia obsession has gone THAT far). We share custody of them, but we're still trying to come up with complete personalities for them. Here are some of the profiles for the definite ones:

Mercury- One of the first planets, Mercury is a very nice person, and is known for looking kind of like a girl, making him a uke. He doesn't get along with Venus, who calls him a kissass because he's constantly with Sun (or Helios). He has dark black hair that looks like it has a bluish shine to it. He's 16 years old.

Earth- He's pretty much the America of the planets. All of the planets hate him, but yet they use his internet. He is seen as an idiot by the planets since he is slowly destroying himself and thought he was the center of the universe at some point (Helios set him straight). He gets really freaked out by certain things and has a tendency to tick off Mars because of the Marsa rovers. He has brown hair and wears glasses. He smokes (reference to global warming and carbon-dioxide). He's 17

Venus- The rather loud and opinionated planet. She doesn't like to be around people and melted Earth's rover when he tried to put one on her. She's considered the most beautiful in the galaxy, but her personality makes sure people stay away from her. Do NOT piss her off. The last planet that did that got exploded. She is constantly calling Mercury a "kissass". She has long wavy blond hair. She's 17

Mars- He has the same hairstyle as Earth, but looks much different.He lacks the glasses. He can tolerate Earth's nonsense the most, besides Moon. He is actually pretty quiet, but his anger knows now bounds (he's third only to Venus and Io). He is constantly covered in his red dust. He has seemingly red hair. He's 17-18, depending on how you see it.

Jupiter-The Prussia of the Galaxy. He is one of the tallest and has his "60 bitches" which are his 60 moons (some of which are guys). He always goes on about his awesomeness and can be humbled only by Io and her yelling that kills your eardrums. he has wavy blond hair and is 16 years old.

Saturn- The quite talkative one. She is really an airhead. Though she is really pretty and admired, she often doesn't know what's going on. She has hoop earrings, bengal bracelets, and a belt to symbolize her rings. She is the most mellow and could be best described as a hippie chick. She seems to be the only one who is able to put up with Jupiter's arrogance, mostly because it goes over her head. She has a sort of strawberry blond hair and is 18 years old.

Uranus-*sigh* he used to be normal. Then a meteor hit him so hard that he lost all sanity. He is pretty much insane, saying random crap and doing random things. However, he is also a bit stalkerish, especially when it comes Pluto. He calls Neptune a "cockblock" because he's constantly blocking him from Pluto. he has spiky purple hair and has a disheveled appearance. He is 16-17 years old, once again depending on how you look at it.

Neptune- The sort of surfer dude of the planets. He's really good at swimming, and definitely gan get any girl he wants. Pluto tries to hang out with him, just to feel like he's with someone. He's really mellow, but not as much as Saturn. He has blue hair and is 16.

Pluto- he's pissed off At Earth because he is no longer considered a planet and has to hang out with "The Bastards" (the dwarf planets). He is extremely short.He is mostly alone, or is with either Charon (his moon) or Neptune. He wears a scarf, goggles, and a hat, though the goggles are constantly getting frozen onto his face. He always has to hyell "CHARON!" if he needs help. Otherwise, he is normally emotionless and has an "odd" sense of humor. He's terrified of Uranus. He actually has 2 other moons besides Charon, but they're so disturbing, he keeps them in his closet where "they haven't eaten in a million years and probably want nice warm water filled planet". He is 17-19 years old.

Moon-One of the few people who can actually put up with Earth's antics. She is really pretty and quiet. Despite how she acts, she's always threatening to leave Earth unless he fixes something. She wears a turtleneck long sleeved dress with leggings to hide to scars she has over her body because of the meteors. Earth helps dress her wounds when the asteroids are being total assholes to her. She has 4 personalities to match her 4 major phases. Watch out when she's in full moon,. It's equivalent to a lady having her "Time of the month". She is normally really quiet, and has silver hair. She is 15 years old.

Io- The only one who could ever keep Jupiter in check. She is one of Jupiter's moons. She is ALWAYS pissed off, because of her being the most volcanic thing in the galaxy. She is always yelling at Jupiter and yells so loudly, that even PLUTO can hear her. She is the bitchiest in the galaxy. She has fiery red hair. She is 19 years old.

Charon- one of the few people who is with Pluto. She is very emotionless like him, but is enough to keep him company (we don't need TWO insane things in the universe, after all). She has very short hair and has been known to maim Neptune. She is 19-20 years old

Sun- One of the oldest things in the Solar System, the Sun is rather mature and is veryc HOT (literally, and figuratively). He is very mature, and is annoyed by Mercury always clinging to him (AKA, being a kissass). He Wears glasses only when he's reading. he's 20 years old (since he's too epic to be a teenager).


PAIRINGS SECTION

Favorites=* (without OC's):

*USCan(This was the first yaoi pairing I liked)

*PruHun (Whistles happily)

*Spamano (WHO DOESN'T LIKE DEM?)

*FrUk (Don' ask... I like FACE Family, okay?)

*Greece/Japan (IT'S CANNON STOP DENYING JAPAN!)

*SuFin (See GerIta response)

*NorIce (I liked this before DenNor )

*DenNor (I saw a video and I cried.)

*SeaLat (It's adorable )

LatEst (At times... but I still prefer SeaLat)

*PolLiet (Like, totally)

US/Japan (At times )

Spain/England (I'm very uh...Specific with this pairing...ehehe...)

*GerIta (Who CAN'T love this couple?)

Itacest (IT WAS A PHASE)

*RoChu

RomHun (I put this as the pairing without OC's because Romania now has a character design and he is HOT)

FAVORITES WITH (My) OC'S (Favorites=*)

America/Costa Rica (This doesn't pop up often. Only if I'm really in a yaoi mood. Costa's the perfect Uke)

*French Guiana/Suriname (I randomly thought of this one day. The only fancannon yuri pairing I have. Suriname's a tsundere ) (OTP)

*Seychelles/Belize (Current favorite right now Main pairing in "Magic screws everyone over") (OTP)

Nicaragua/Luxembourg (Pairing that happened in letters to Belgium. I like it so far, but I haven't made a story yet. I do not own Luxembourg.)

Nicaragua/Indonesia (It is a male Indonesia and is only in Poland's letters so far. the name of the letter fanfiction can be found in my favorites. I do not own Indonesia.)

*Nicaragua/Venezuela (In my fancannon she has a crush on him so) (MAJOR OTP!)

*Managua/Budapest (Is highly hinted at in Managua's letters: Because I said so. I do not own Budapest.) (OTP)

*Granada/Rivas (Don't know how to introduce this pairing since Granada's oblivious to feelings...)

America/Nicaragua (Only if I feel like writing major angst. It's slightly hinted in Dearly Beloved (Like BARELY slightly hinted) so I've technically written this pairing.)

León/Estelí (Hehe, You will all be shocked with what I come up with for this pairing...)

León/Granada (Good old fashioned love/hate relationships ")

El Salvador/Honduras (...eh. I just felt like it. gangster/stalker is just destined for trouble, isn't it?)

Managua/San Jose (I don't really like this pairing anymore ever since I had San Jose dump poor Managua on his ass.)

*Belmopan/Panama City (Sutchi's Panama City. They both kind of have a crush on one another... X3)

Washington/Oregon (both are OC's of Epic-Demolition-Lover. I loves it so much )

*Mexico/Guatemala (...shut up..)

*Carazo/Masaya (Like they say: opposites attract)

Argentina/Chile (They're not my OC's, but I just fine Tsundere!Chile so awesome X3)

Paraguay/Uruguay (Paraguay's really protective of Uru and she's always worried about him when the subject of his past pops up. But I doubt that this pairing would ever happen considering they think of each other too much as siblings.)

Argentine Antartcitca/Galapagos (In "I accidentally froze the letters" Isa seems to have a little crush on Argentine Antarctica! AA isn't mine. He's LilsweetMocha's.

Planets version

*Earth/Moon (It's my favorite! Since Earth is always begging her not to leave, and she seems to be one of the few people to stand him. Not to mention that he always bandages up her wounds when she asteroids decide to be assholes.

Earth/Mars Because yaoi is everywhere. Earth seems to have an obsession with putting rovers on Mars, don't ya think? *giggle*

Jupiter/Saturn Cuz I feel like it, okay?!

Neptune/Pluto It's a very complicated matter...

Proxima/Alpha you'll find out who the hell they are later.

Sun/Mercury IT'S CUTE OKAY?! SHUT UP

Sun/Moon/Earth Because it's funny to watch love triangles bloom. Or, in Sun's case, lust triangle.

Uranus/Miranda BECAUSE I CAN


songs

This would be the songs that basically describe certain things

Mexico/Guatemala: "The day we fell apart"by Kelly Clarkson. ( Well, in my cannon, Mexico sort of got meaner when Guatemala left him (when she left the first Mexican Empire) and Guatemala sort of regrets leaving, even when she knows it was her decision. ANGST!)

French Guiana:"Fashion" by Lady Gaga. (French Guiana is sort of a fashionista (she IS France's daughter after all) so when I listen to this song I think of French Guiana )

Atlantida: "Perfect" by Pink. (Since she's a half-reaper and is always shunned by everyone, Atlantida has an extremely low self-esteem. So this song sort of shows that she should be proud of who she is .

America: "Monster" by Lady Gaga. (Dude, have you SEEN what Estados Unidos does to a lot of the Latin American countries?? He actually did an experiment on Guatemalans by giving them STD's without their knowledge or consent! and then with how much he's invaded Nicaragua and screwed a bunch of stuff up? And then just look at the history of some other Latin American countries (Mexico and Panama are good examples). I love his character, I really do. But his history makes him sort of a monster. (anyone notice I love Lady Gaga yet? :D)

French Guiana/Suriname: "I kissed a girl" by Katy Perry. (...just look at the title. Then listen to the song. This is so them XD)

Venezuela/Nicaragua: "Your guardian angel" by red jumpsuit apparatus. (I immediately imagine them when I listen to this song X3)

Colombia: "Government Hooker" by Lady Gaga. (Mi hermana's version of Colombia is kind of a slut, so I think of this when Colombia pops up into conversation ;; Lady Gaga strikes again.)

Spain: "Leave out all the rest" By Linkin Park. (Look! one of my favorite rock groups! :D I just sort of feel that Spain sort of regrets how he acted as a conquistador at times because it screwed up his relationship with some of his colonies)

My life: "Walk Like an Egyptian" by the Bangles. (A song my mother rocked out to as a teenager XD This song is so me because of just the complete randomness of the song XDDD

Ecuador: "Sexyback" by Justin Timberlake. (Mi hermana and her crazy odd-ness strikes again XD Her version of Ecuador is hot as hell. So, then this pops up when he walks by XD (Yu-Gi-Oh abridged reference XD) Oh the things we talk about on the bus XD

America: "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" By the Offspring. (This is America. admit it already XD)

The Latin American countries: "You're gonna go far, kid" by the Offspring. (Listen to the lyrics. Conquistador!Toni kind of fucked them up ;;)

Yaoi fangirls: "I must not chase the boys" by Tata Young. (Don't deny it yaoi fangirls you know this is our anthem)

Yaoi: "Straight to video" by Mindless Self Indulgence. (...Don't ask XD)

Argentina: "My moves are white (white hot that is)" By Cobra Starship. (Si... I imagine Argentina as kind of arrogant. So this happened.)

Carazo/Masaya: "Living in the sky with diamonds" by Cobra Starship. (Yep. This is definitely them. Do doubt.)

Granada: "Virtual Diva" By Don Omar. (Don't ask. For the love of DIOS don't ask.)

León: "Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5. (León is an arrogant prick. it's part of his personality ;; Did you know that Mick Jagger's wife (who he later divorced) was Nicaraguan? They had a daughter who is named Jade Jagger.)

My school: "Redlight District" by Porcelain and the tramps. (My school. Is probably the breeding ground for future prostitutes and strippers. I wish I was kidding T_T)

Matagalpa- "Dancing Lasha Tumbai" by Verka Seduchka. (It has German, a happy beat, and dancing. Mata's life is complete XD)

America/Costa Rica "Zombie" By Natalia Kills (It's a depressing song and I just think of them because I just think Costa loves America but America just acts so cold to him unless he really wants something.)

Atlantida (again) "Hair" by Lady Gaga (Atlantida just wants to be herself without living under her mother's constant disappointment. The line "I'm not a freak" really got to me because Atlantida is always considered a freak because she's part reaper.)

Nicaragua during America's occupation "Breaking the habit" by Linkin Park (This song is basically a song about cutting yourself. In my head, Nica got so depressed while America occupied her land that she started cutting herself on her wrists just to feel like she had control of something. She always tried to break it because she knew it was hurting her, but she didn't know how.)


El Salvador/Honduras "Magnet (Kaito and Gakupo version)" (You will all bow down to the yaoi!)

Gran Colombia "The Business of Paper Stars" By Hawthorne Heights (I feel like the countries in Gran Colombia were slowly losing their identity as themselves, which caused the unrest and eventually the dissolution)

Atlantida and Galapagos (or Honduras and Ecuador) "Mockingbird" by Eminem (Both Honduras and Galapagos try so hard to protect their little girls. Honduras tries to protect Atlantida from being hurt emotionally by bullies and Ecuador tries to protect Galapagos from seeing the bad things in life, even though it seems to happen every day. Both Atlantida and Galapagos know what's going on, but they deal with it in different ways)

Venezuela "Wake me up when September ends" by Green Day (I'm just thinking that Venezuela is just waiting for Chavez to get out of office already, and he can't believe that almost 20 years with him still in office has gone so fast. poor him T_T)

Guatemala "Battlefield" by Jordin Sparks (Guatemala secretly is still in love with Mexico, but everytime they see each other, it's like World War III happened in the room. )

Guyana "Who's that girl" By Hilary Duff (Guyana still likes Venezuela, but tries to deny it, especially now that he's dating Nicaragua.)

Nicaragua "Last Resort" by Papa Roach (Yeah... Nicva's kind of depressing isn't she...? She lost her mom, was pretty much tortured for 300 years, then went through tons more hell. You'd be slightly suicidal and I'm surprised she isn't like a Latin American Russia.

Guatemala City "If these walls could talk" By Dead Celebrity status (Guatemala City is secretly very lonely, and because of the enhance emotions due to the spirits, it's leaved her very shaken, even if she doesn't seem it.)

Granada "Oh No" by Marina and the Diamonds (Granada doesn't understand emotions and is only in it to win it! Not as complicated as everyone else, right? )

Argentina in Triple alliance war "Don't stop" by innerpartysystem (Uh... yeah... He was very... bad in that war... *covers nosebleed* SHUT UP!)

that's all for now I'll put more later.


You are a Chibi Seme

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

Mischievous, loyal, and intelligent, the Chibi Seme always seems to have a quiet energy whispering around them, suggesting that there is much more to them then what there first appears to be. Laid-back, and not one to call a lot of attention to themselves, they tend to guard their creative, forceful, (and somewhat manipulative) inner self behind an easygoing and playful exterior shell, which makes it impossible for most to truly know them. It takes a special Uke personality to see into the Chibi Seme's deep hidden self and release their sensual side, but once the Chibi Seme has let in that one special person, they will be forever loyal, loving, and protective.

A Chibi Seme will never be completely happy with just the ordinary. Setting themselves somewhat apart from the rest of the world, they need someone like-minded to keep them challenged intellectually and spiritually - a partner to inspire their dark naughty adventures and give them the motivation to take control.

The Chibi Seme personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:

Japanese Element: Wind

Chinese Zodiac: Dog

Color: Camouflage

Fruit: Kiwi

Dessert: Cheesecake

Theme Song: MH by Kra

That's right! and I'm the only Chibi Seme in my group of friends :D good thing there's no flaming ukes at my school... that would just be disastrous ;

I made my friends take this quiz ;


COPY AND PASTE

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, or The OC or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.


If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile


If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, and it gives you nightmares copy and paste this into your profile.


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile


If you hate people who swear because they think its cool, copy and paste to your profile.


If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.


Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile


Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.


If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's where I normally am)


98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child.


92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your @$$ off. (What IS Abercrombie and Fitch anyway?)


Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile.


If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.


98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, Fighting Away our Indecision, Aviarianna O' Lorien,fictionlover94, rachpop15, KNDnumbuh007, evemiliana,


If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile (SO trying for Australian)


I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, Butchee, xFireChickx, rachpop15, KNDnumbuh007, evemiliana,


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.


post this on your profile if you hate justin beiber, think he sounds like a girl, think he's 5 years old, and only has his music to make fun of him. also if your not one of those die-hard fans that travel hours to see him, cry when he sings, and never wash your hand when he touches it in a concer$t. add your name if you hate JB: KNDnumbuh007, evemiliana,


1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? on my cheek, from a dog

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? yellow(why?)

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I snore very softly

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? pop,rock,heavy metal

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 3:58 PM

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? FOR MY DSI CHARGER TO CHARGE AGAIN!

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? my great-grandma

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? uhh, my Dsi?

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'3 1/2

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? nope

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? nope, quite the opposite

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I dunno, my first love

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I dunno, I don't like perfume.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I seem to fall for guys with blond hair and blue eyes (however I have fallen for 2 uys wit hbrown hair and eyes)

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I dunno.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither. Energy drinks make me too jumpy, and coffee, ugh.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese or pepporoni.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? HONEY BUN! Or chocolate...

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? I don't know,

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? I used to, but then he left.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Sadly, no.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I dunno. I buy what I think would look awesome on me.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? A Cavechion(type of mixed dog) and a tabby cat(he looks so cute)

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Dog and cat. (Paprika and Coda)

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING Why am I doing this again?

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Be there for them when they're upset.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 4(Numbun 4)

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? I dunno, uh, most of my friends seem to have brown hair, but I crush on blonds.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My best friend. Or my mom.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? When someone thinks they're better then everyone else.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Let's see, Italy, Nicaragua, and Costa Rica.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? My DSi addiction, I'm very sensitive, and Chocolate.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? I met Miley Cyrus... In Georgia...*dead air*

37. FIRST JOB? Chores don't count, right?

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Nope.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Listening to the radio and drawing.

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No, and I don't intend to.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My hair (they say it's REALLY soft)

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nope.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? An ipod, or a laptop.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? I dunno, 2?

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My Mom's great aunt.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yes, still waiting on true love.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Whatever's on sale, yet My hair's still really soft.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Nope, I'm from a long line of bad handwriting(no joke)

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Turkey.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I kinda have a short fuse, I cry easily, and some people think they can walk on me.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Bible songs for 5-year-olds.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? NO!

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I think of a kill list in my head, then think of what I WANT to do to that person.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? I dunno. My mind?

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Barbies...

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I don't like math.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? When I was 2, but got over it when I was 3. Did you know he's gottan arrested before?

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? DUH!

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Macaroni and Cheese, especially the cheese part.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Funny, sensitive, a good friend, and someone who doesn't obsess over coolness.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Esme, Emsy,Wolfie, reincarnation of Insanity.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Kesha, Evanescence, Three Days Grace, Linkin Park, uhh...

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? KND, The Nanny, iCarly, and I'm too lazy to think of anything else.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? Not there yet.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? I walked my Dog 2 hours ago.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? LIAR! THERE'S A 64!!!

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Eleventy-thousand.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I dunno...

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Take it off by Kesha.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? I've texted... haven't called since June.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? I notice their hair style, then personality.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Never too late by Three Days Grace.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Justin Beiber (DON'T KILL ME!)

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? November(MY BIRTH MONTH!)

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? I'm a scorpio, do the math.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? brown

86. EYE COLOR? Brown.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? McDonalds.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? uhhhh, no.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Good Luck Charlie.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? my birthday!

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? French horn, and my voice.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Don't feel like answering.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? HUGS!

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? headphones

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don't have one...

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Sadly, I'm in a book rut.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: I'mma say this slowly: I. Don't. Have. One.


Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.
1.) Canada

2.) Prussia

3.) Latvia

4.) Spain

5.) America

6.) Denmark

7.) Hungary

8.) Italy

9.) Romano

10.) Japan

11.) Russia

12.) France

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
America/Japan? uh yes... I have actually. It's kind of popular.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
LATVIA?! He's not hot. Adorable, definitely, but not HOT.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
If Denmark got Canada pregnant... Um... everyone would be like "who?"

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
And fics on Romano? Yes, I have.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Hungary and Prussia? definitely. I luvs PruHun (PruCan can DIE *is killed by PruCan fangirls*)

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Spain/Italy or Spain/Romano? Spamano. Definitely. Hands down.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
If Hungary found Latvia and Italy in a secret relationship? She'd probably take out her camera and take pictures of it.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Prussia/Denmark? I'll try...

Denmark, after getting rejected by Norway, is found by Prussia in a bar. Prussia decides that his drinking buddy needs a dose of his awesomeness and tries to cheer him up. But will the albino fall for the axe-wielding viking?

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Spain/Japan? Um, I saw a picture of it once... but not a story...

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
America/Canada? YES!

The price of being invisible.

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Latvia/Russia? as in Latvia on top? oh, this is revenge...

Latvia steals Russia's pipe and decides to give him a taste of his own medicine...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Hungary het? Yes. We all do. Romano slash? Um, SPAMANO ANYONE?! That's the main topic at the lunch table.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
A songfic about Romano? Um, Better than me by Hinder.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Prussia/Latvia/Denmark

WARNING: Shota, retardedness, and excessive use of awesome.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Ve America You want some pasta?

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Japan/Italy?

...No. Maybe if I'm bored, but no.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
.Hungary walking in on Prussia and France?

Hungary: ...*takes out camera*

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
...Spain deflowering Canada?!

Does not compute... DOES NOT COMPUTE!

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Hungary slash?

...no. just no.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Latvia? Um, does it bother anyone that I'd rather keep him paired with either Sealand or Estonia?

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Russia? Um, write. not draw.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Prussia/Spain/America?

Um, yeah... I actually would...

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
...Japan screams?

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
America? Today, actually.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Denmark? axe-play. Definitely axe-play.

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Russia *CENSORED* Romano? Well, yeah, it's Russia. either drunk OR sober. But then he'd have an angry Spaniard to deal with...

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Latvia and Hungary?

...Hungary would. definitely Hungary. She IS the manliest character in the series...

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two. What title would you give this fic?

Canada and Romano are in a happy relationship (Que?!) until Romano suddenly runs off with Spain (YES!). Canada, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Russia (NOOOO! RUSCAN!) and a brief unhappy affair with France (dammit...) then follows the wise advice of America (O_o) and finds true love with Prussia (dammit, PruCan followed me here...).

Why a Nicaraguan chick should never drink coffee before going to sleep.

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Hungary/Italy? It's adorable, but no.

30. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?

France/Canada? It won't work out... France is a pervert.

32. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?

Prussia and Japan? ...crack...so much crack...

33. Is 4 het or slash better?

Spain het or slash?

HAVE YOU NOT BEEN LISTENING?! SPAMANO! SPAMANO!!!!

34. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?

America and Russia? Sure. Cold war.

35. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9! (Baaaad joke . . . >.>;)

Why is Denmark afraid of Hungary? Because Hungary is after Italy and Romano...

...Itacest... that would be the only reason why Hungary's after Italy and Romano...

36. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?

If Italy were to cosplay?

PASTA

Yes, he would somehow cosplay as pasta. and Romano would be a tomato.

37. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?

How many beers would Canada have to chug to have a go at France?

...France drinks wine. So Canada wouldn't have to drink beer. duh.

38. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?

Latvia/Denmark or Latvia/Prussia?

He'd be better with... neither of them...

39. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?

Denmark and Hungary on a fishing trip? No, they wouldn't. If Denmark tried anything then Hungary would beat him with her frying pan.

40. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.

Japan and Prussia?

...I can't think of anything...

41. If 3 and 11 are doing s & m, who's the sadist?

Latvia and Russia?

Russia... definitely Russia.

42. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.

Hungary/France?

Pervert song...

43. Is there any evidence for 4/2?

Spain/Prussia?

...Um, if you added France in there then yeah.. a bit...

44. How hot would 7/3 be?

Hungary/Latvia?!

THAT'S NOT HOT! THAT'S CREEPY!

45. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?

If Hungary walked in on Prussia and Italy?

She would record it. DUH!

46. What's 1's secret kink?

Canada's secret kink?

Maple syrup. all over. Take that any way you want.

47. How about 12?

France?

What will he NOT do?!

48. Or perhaps 10?

Japan?

um, being recorded? I dunno...

49. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?

Canada/Latvia/America

Why the North American twins shouldn't get drunk in Europe

50. How about 2/4/6?

Prussia/Spain/Denmark

Drinking friends with benefits.

51. Or even 7/8/9?

Hungary/Italy/Romano

My brain just died.

52. So. 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.

So Canada has a relationship with Denmark (WTF), but secretly wants Prussia (DAMMIT MORE PRUCAN!). Denmark knows this and breaks up with Canada to go pursue Latvia, who's with Russia (O_o). Russia is also with Japan, however, who is cheating on Russia with Italy (kolkolkol). Italy finds out and cheats with Hungary, who is, in turn, cheating on Spain (NOOOO!). Canada pursues Prussia, who just broke up with America (...), who's now after Romano (Che cosa?!). Canada gives up on this, and ends up with France, while Denmark finally ends up with Latvia.

...This is the most cracktastic idea I have ever seen...

53. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.

Denmark/Hungary western fic...

Um, I had too much beer,

54. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?

Italy/Canada?

...Takes pictures and then FREAK OUT!

55. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?

Prussia and Romano?

um, Prussia... I guess?

56. What if it was 3 and 9?

Latvia and Romano?

Then it would be Romano.

57. 4 and 9?

Spain and Romano ? (YES!!!)

Spain. Spain would top.

58. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?

Romano slash?

uh, DUH! mai topic at lunch table.

59. Or 2 het?

Prussia het?

PruHun ring a bell?

60. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.

America/Romano?

...Canada and Spain are gonna kill me for this...

61. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.

Prussia/Romano/Hungary?

Prussia and Hungary are at it again. and this time, it's to see who can seduce the little tomato that is Romano.

62. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?

Latvia and Hungary?

Latvia as Touta Matsuda

Hungary as Winry Rockbell (wrench=Frying pan)

63. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?

Russia and France? yeah, I did actually. It scarred me for life.

64. Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11?
Denmark or Russia?

Denmark. Only because he would allow us to drink beer during class.

But then again Russia would allow us to drink Vodka...

65. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it and does it succeed?
France sends Italy on a mission.

Mission: get pics of a naked England.

does it work?

No.

66. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
America?

disturbing the peace.

67. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
I would feel safer with Hungary. Because she can kick ass with her frying pan.

and because we have "similar interests"

68. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?

...Um, Romano maybe?

69) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Russia describes relationship between Prussia and Italy?

Russia: They will become one with Mother Russia, da?

70) How emo is Seven?

Emo Hungary? no...

71) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?

Canada and Spain fighting over Prussia?

Spain: he's mi mejor amigo!

Canada: Oh yeah, well he likes my pancakes!

Prussia: dudes! There's enough awesome to go around.

72) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?

.What would Denmark look like?

retarded. He would be retarded. Only Italy and Poland can pull if off. and maybe, JUST MAYBE, Romano.

73) What would a One/Two baby look like?

Canada/Prussia baby?

...WHY IS THERE SO MUCH PRUCAN?!

74) What is Five's ultimate weakness?

America's ultimate weakness?

Hamburgers.

75) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers?

Prussia and Spain?

it depends...


Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[x]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[x]You're a good artist.(kind of, I guess)
[x]You can be clumsy at times.
[x]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something. (yep, Tsuno-chan)
[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.
(5/10) (interesting...)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious. (Que?!)
[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods.
[x ]You like to walk your dog. (Sometimes I do)
[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[ ]You work very hard.
[ ]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people. (Si, it is true.)
[ ]You've had issues with money once or twice.
(2/10) (I'm German too. German AND Prussian :D)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ]You're very mature (pfft, as if)
[ ]You think everything over before saying it. (sometimes...)
[ ]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[ ]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[ ]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people. (yep... at times)
[ ]You're good at practical tasks.
[ ] You need time to adjust to new people.( nope)
(1/10)

Italy beat everyone Let's see if I'm like anyone else

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x]You love hamburgers. (yep...)
[x]You think you're awesome. (I say and think it.)
[ ]You love to invent things. (eh, no. Not really.)
[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films. (yep *nod nod*)
[x]You can seem to be very brash to other people. (yep.)
[x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business. (I'm nosy, what can I say?)
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts. (eh, no)
[ ]You know aliens exist.
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time. (Does army jacket count?)
[x]You wear glasses.

(6/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[ ]You like tea.
[ ]You were quite tough as a kid. (Nope, I was the sweet kid...)
[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical. (yep. blame mi Mama)
[ ]Your cooking is awful. (I'm quite good at cooking, thank you!)
[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (It's so true)
[x]...But you refuse to believe in aliens. (yep)
[ ]You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ]You get drunk quite easily.
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy. (I'd probably be the happy drunk, not the upset one.)
[ ]You're good at embroidery. (Nope, I fail at that kind of stuff.)
(3/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[x]You're very affectionate.(Yeah, I kind of am)
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense. (no...)
[ ]You like wine. (blagh. yes, I've had wine. No, it tasted awful)
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears. (What's romance? Because I fail at it.)
[ ]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women. (...still debating that...)
[x]You're very proud of yourself. (ehehe, yeah.)
[x]You love culture and the arts. (yeah, I do)
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet . (No, I cook just so I don't die)
(3/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[ ]You're very tall. (Um, I'm tall for my age group... just not VERY tall...)
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities. (I've got Gina, Lani, Manga Addict!, Evilchen (name has been changed) and me)
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time. (...I live in Florida. No way that's gonna happen)
[ ]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka.
[x]You can seem intimidating to other people. (Si)
[x]You're very strong. (yeah, actually, I am)
[ ]You have a big nose. (Not rwally)
[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people. (Nah, I don't think so)
(4/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[ ]You're very mature. (huh? What is this mature you speak of? )
[ ]You're very superstitious.
[x]You're very religious. (yeah, kind of.)
[ ]You love pandas.
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ]You love Hello Kitty.
[ ]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[x]You work hard. (I need motivation, but yeah, kind of)
[x]You're good at drawing. (Well I think so)
[x]You like sweets. (Come China! Let us go eat sweets!)
(4/10)

America wins! There is a reason why I'm the America in my group! We have all of the allies, and we're missing Germany in the axis.

On to Others! Hehehe.

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[ ]You are very well-raised.
[ ]You're polite. (Only if it's a special event. Otherwise, nah.)
[ ]You love classical music.
[x]You like cake.
[x]You have a mole on your face. (...It's a beauty mark...)
[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[x]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument. (FRENCH HORN!)
[ ]You've composed music before.
[ ]You tend to call people 'morons'.
[x]You wear glasses. (They're square like America's)
(5/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[ ]You're often ignored by people.
[ ]You look younger than you actually are. (Nope, I look 16.)
[ ]You love hockey. (HOCKEY! The only sport I'm actually excited about.)
[ ]You love polar bears.
[x]You hate fighting.
[x]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy. (It's more of like America's Nantucket)
[ ]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[ ]You feel under-appreciated.
[x]You're bilingual. (sort of, I guess. at least I'm trying to be)
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
(3/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.
[x]You're very physically strong.
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics. (yep)
[ ]You like hot weather. (blegh. I hate living in Florida)
[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[x]You look very tough on the outside.
[ ]You make a very nice role-model.
[x]You don't let people get a word in edgeways. (In a debate, yes. I'd be excellent on a debate team.)
(5/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth. (Yep.)
[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[x]You used to be a very tough kid. (I was nice, but I stood up for myself and others.)
[x]You're very reliable.
[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy. (yep)
[x]You're very faithful.
[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike. (ehehehe)
[ ]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[x]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (Let's just say my best friend screwed me up big time)
(8/10) {Bwahaha. Did not expect this. Go Hungary}

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.
[ ]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together. (Quite the opposite. I do that to my best friend)
[ ]You're very serious.
[ ]You have a lot of patience.
[ ]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc.(...sadly yes.)
[ ]You're not very confident.
[ ]You were quite rebellious as a child. (derp)
[ ]People tend to walk all over you.
[x]You're a born worrier. (bwahaha...)
(3/10) {Don't worry, dude. I still love ya}

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[x]You're quite hyperactive.
[x]You can be quite goofy. (Yep)
[ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[ ]You're very wary of strangers. (Maybe... maybe not. depends on my mood)
[ ]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty. (uh huh)
[ ]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics .
(4/10){I'm part Polish}

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[x]You're quite mean-spirited. (kesesese... at times)
[ ]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[x]You're very loyal. (I' a true friend)
[x]You're very good at tactics. (At times.)
[ ]You hate Russia.
[x]You love to fight people. (Normally it's verbally and it's with friends. all in good fun)
[x]You can avoid marriages quite well. (I can avoid dates.)
[x]You're not always taken seriously.
[ ]You like drinking.
[x]You want to become stronger.
(7/10){I LOVES YOU PRUSSIA! I'm part Prussian}

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[x]You are clueless about things around you. (yep...)
[ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes. (blegh. I like pizza, ketchup, and other stuff, but I hate tomatoes)
[x]You're very responsible. (With school work. )
[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot. (I'M NOT AN ACTRESS FOR NOTHING!)
[x]You love churros. (churros yum)
[x]You help people in crisis. (Yes i do.)
[x]You are quite random. (Bwahahaha PIE!)
[x]Somehow, you like bananas.(Bananas taste yummy.)
[x]You often offer food to people. (I actually feed my whole table)
[x]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers. (America and Canada)
(9/10) {I DID NOT EXPECT THIS! Spain Let's go eat churros together)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot. (yep...)
[ ]You like to order people around.
[ ]You're a scaredy-cat.
[x]You curse a lot.(Bwahaha... you have no idea...)
[x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[ ]You tend to blush easily.
[ ]You are lazy like hell. (Sometimes...)
[ ]You love tomatoes a lot. (Blegh. lo siento Romanito...)
[ ]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[ ]You get defensive at the slightest comment.
(3/10) {aw, I still love you Romanito}

Well, I'm apparantly most like Spain. Did not expect this.


Tamaki Princely Type
You are French(Nope. sorry)

you’re a very romantic person. (Nope...)

You flirt a lot with girls/boys.(I'm not a flirt)

Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.(Not really)

xYou're overly eccentric in everything you do.(YUP!)

xYou care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings.(Yes. I luvs mi familia)

Your birthday is April 8th

You're slow when it comes to your own feelings.

Total: 2 (Tama-chan lo siento)

Kyoya Cool Type:

xYou wear glasses(yep )

xYou are known for being "evil". (At times... I guess...)

Your favourite foods are anything spicy(ew, I hate spicy)

You excel in everything you do(no...)

Your birthday is November 22.

xYou hate waking up in the morning. (yes...)

You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit

Total: 3 (Lo siento Kyoya... But I don't like you much.)

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends(NOT! Not even Tsuno-chan is the shortest)

xYou love cakes and sweets.(kesesese...)

You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.

You are/have taken a martial arts class

You are close to your cousins.

You look a lot younger than you are.(I look 16 even though I'm 13... Does that answer your question?)

You're born on February 29th

Your favourite subject is math(nope... *shudder*)

Total: 1 (But he's one of my favorite characters D:)

Mori Wild Type:

You're the tallest out of your friends(Nope, 2 amigas ahead of me...)

You only talk when you need to

xYou're protective of people you care for.(YES.)

You favorite food is Japanese food(nope, sorry.)

xWhen bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.(I has a guilty concience)

Your birthday is May 5th(Imma November baby. BRING ME CAKE)

You're not much of a leader but more of a follower (Nah, too much of an in center of attention person.)

Total: 2

Hikaru Devil Type:

You and your sibling have a strong bond(I'm an only child...)

xYou're a very cynical person. (ehehe, understatement)

You like to mess with your sibling(ONLY CHILD HERE!)

You're the oldest sibling (Only child...)

Your birthday is June 9th(Nope, November baby...)

xYou like Italian food(I LOVES IT!)

You get jealous easily

don't make friends easily

Total: 2

Kaoru Devil Type:

xYou like to play games

Favorite subject, English(I prefer History... sorry Kao-chan)

xYou enjoy cosplay(I WANNA DO IT SO BAD!)

You're nicer than your siblings(Only child...)

Your birthday is June 9th(November baby)

xYou're very forgiving

xYou'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy

xYou like playing tricks on people

Total: 5 (I luvs you Kao-chan)

Haruhi Natural Type:

xYou don't care about trivial things like appearance(Nope. Appearances suck.)

xYou're tight with money(sometimes.)

xYou get along with guys well(yep.)

xYou're blunt about everything(bluntness.)

You're an excellent cook.

You have a hard time understanding love(If it's codependent, then yes. )

Your birthday is February 4th

xPeople feel like they can open up and talk to you easily

I'm tied with Kaoru and Haruhi! They my fav characters


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Who came up with that idea?)

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (HAHA wrong!)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (xD)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (...saywut?)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (I'm Native American... just the wrong country ;;)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore (I'm a bellydancer XD)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (No... my personality's quite cheerful, actually)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals (Huh?)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I'm offended)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Okay... that might be true about me...)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (No, I just like being awesome)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Once again, offense.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (DUDE! is there a PROBLEM with having guy friends?!)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. (I have a friend that's Colombian. trust me, that stereotype is false.)
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Is it bad that I hate fashion styles?)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (...This sucks.)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (=_= not amused)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy (fail)
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (okay, the crazy part might be true...)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (...can I not answer that?)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Fail. I'm possibly asexual. There's a difference)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (More fail)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (... the term is geek.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black too (Technically I'm hispanic, and I don't act in the "black" stereotype)

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. (...You suck, creator of this stereotype...)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (DUDE! I just don't like getting sweaty, okay?!)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (I don't even drink of go to parties.)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (hehe, no.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (No. I don't.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Once again, that may or may not be true...)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Bitch, maybe, but not over-controlling)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (I prefer the term insane.)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Crazy and obsessed maybe, but not a stalker)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (No... just no...)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Quite the opposite, really.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I don't CONSIDER myself American, but I was born here, so...)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (...No comment.)

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Well... I'm PARTIALLY a vampire...)

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Not everyone can be popular.)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (I sure hope not.)
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. (ew.)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (More fail.)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (I'm ChildLIKE. There's a difference)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (MORE FAIL DX)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times (I just like pretending...)
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (no. just no.)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.


IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


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OC Meme: for ANY show!
Okay, list ten of your OC's and where they're from. If you don't have that many, list awesome people.

1. Luisa Rodriguez (Nicaragua) (Hetalia)
2. Francisco Salas (Costa Rica) (Hetalia)
3. Pricilla Bonnefoy (French Guiana (Hetalia)
4. Pablo Isasi (Honduras) (Hetalia)
5. Rita Hernandez (Guatemala) (Hetalia)
6. Micos Johnson (Belize) (Hetalia)
7. Carlos Montoya (El Salvador) (Hetalia)
8. Ana Ortega (Panama) (Hetalia)
9. Nilakshi Alders (Suriname) (Hetalia)
10. Odessa Tumba (Guyana) (Hetalia)

Now answer these questions:

1: Four (Honduras) invites three (French Guiana) and eight (Panama) over to dinner. What happens?

Honduras will just leave them alone and go to stalk Nicaragua while French Guiana goes into perverted mode and tries to grope Panama, who will have no idea what is going on.

2. Nine (Suriname) tries to get five (Guatemala) to go to a strip club. How does that work?

Suriname: *epic glare*...

Guatemala:...

Suriname:...

Guatemala: *sigh* okay, fine. I'll go.

3. You need to stay at a friends' house. Who do you choose, one (Nicaragua), or six (Belize)?

Um... I love Nica because she's my first Hetalia OC, but I would have to choose Belize because he's an adorable little munchkin and Guatemala would make us snacks :D Nicaragua would just hit me with her bat D:

4. Two (Costa Rica) and seven (El Salvador) are making out when ten (Guyana) walks in on them. What's their reaction?

Guyana:...

Costa Rica and El Salvador:...

Guyana:...Did French Guiana put you up to this?

French Guiana: *from ceiling with a camera* Oui! I did! Ohonhonhonhon

5. Three (French Guiana) falls for six (Belize). Eight (Panama) is jealous. What happens?

French Guiana: Ohonhonhon Belize we could have so much fun together

Panama: BACK OFF! HE'S MY BROTHER! NOT YOURS!

French Guiana: *perverted smirk* we could always share, non?

Belize: u-um...

6. Four (Honduras) jumps you in a dark alley. who comes to your rescue? Ten (Guyana), two (Costa Rica), or seven (El Salvador)?

Um, El Salvador would because he would go all badass triggerhappy Gangster on Honduras. Costa Rica wouldn't do a damn thing because he's neutral and Guyana would just stare.

7. One (Nicaragua) Starts a cooking show, fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Nicaragua: MANAGUA! WHERE THE HELL IS THE BAKING POWDER?!

Managua: I DON'T KNOW!

Honduras: I found it, mi amor

Nicaragua: *thinking: what the hell?* THAT'S A BOMB YOU ASS!

BOOOOM everyone explodes*

8. Three (French Guiana) has to marry either eight (Panama) four (Honduras) or nine(Suriname). Who do they choose?

Normally she would choose all of them, but her one true love is Suriname and she would choose her in a heartbeat. What Suriname thinks however...

Suriname: GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU FRENCH PERVERT!

French Guiana: But we are married It's what we do on our wedding night

Suriname: WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CEREMONY!

9. Seven (El Salvador) kidnaps two(Costa Rica) and demands something from five(Guatemala) for their release. What is it?

El Salvador: I want... your whip.

Guatemala:... no. Sorry Costa, can't help you. Go ask Nicaragua

Costa Rica: WHAT?!

10. Everyone gangs up on three (French Guiana). Do they have a chance?

French Guiana or everyone else? um... she would grope them all and then ask them if the wanted to *CENSORED*CENSORED* *CENSORED* So... French Guiana's gonna win.

11. Everyone's invited to two (Costa Rica) and ten's (Guyana) Wedding except eight (Panama). How do they react?

Panama: w-what did I do? D-Did I do something you didn't l-like? *starts crying*

Nicaragua: JUST INVITE HER TO THE GODDAMN WEDDING ALREADY!

12. Why is six (Belize) Afraid of seven (El Salvador)?

Because El Salvador has a habit of kidnapping Belize when he's in gang mode. but he always forgives him

13. Why is one (Nicaragua) late to two (Costa Rica) and ten's (Guyana) wedding?

Nicaragua: *eating a chocolate bar while her bat is coveredin blood* lo siento hermano gemelo. There was this guy outside that was going to crash the wedding and rape you.

14. Five (Guatemala) and nine (Suriname) Get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Guatemala would start yelling at Spain in a mayan language and Suriname would be crying about how French Guiana doesn't really love her and just wants to get into her pants.

15. Nine (Suriname) murders two's(Costa Rica) best friend. How does two get back at her?

Costa Rica:...*eyetwitch* you. bitch. you killed America. *Takes Nicaragua's bat and bashes Suriname's head in*

Nicaragua:... can I have my bat back now?

16. Six (Belize) and one (Nicaragua) are in mortal danger and only one of them can survive, does six (Belize) save themselves or one (Nicaragua)?

Belize would save Nicaragua because he loves his big sister and he's selfless like that. But then he would be given one last chance at life because the fangirls would kill me if I killed Belize off for good.

17. Eight (Panama) and three (French Guiana) go camping and somehow forget to bring any food. What happens?

Panama: Pricilla we forgot food!

French Guiana: ohonhon I know how we can get some food... *rubs Panama's thigh*

Panama:... go to the grocery store? *tilts head*

French Guiana:...oui, sure... let's go with that.

18. Five (Guatemala) gets in a car crash and is seriously injured. what does nine (Suriname) do to help?

Suriname:... Um... Are your hurt?

Guatemala:...

Suriname:... if you don't answer I can't help you...

19. the quiz is over, tag someone.

I tag... EVERYONE! FEEL THE LOVE OF THIS RANDOM THING!


HAD TO DO THIS!

Is Your Character a Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu?' Meme.
Character Undergoing Analysis : Luisa Rodriguez (Nicaragua)

[ Please make a footnote if the applicable trait is common in the universe of the character, for that will nullify its status as a Sue trait. ]

Point Counting :

[ ] They are possessed by an angel.
[ ] They are possessed by a demon.
[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie.
[X] They are physically strong. [But only if she's really pissed]
[ ] They have a rare hair/fur colour.
[ ] Their eyes are an unusual colour.
[ ] This eye color happens to be red. [X ] Their eyes change colour. [Only happens when she's in Sandanista mode. Doesn't happen otherwise]
[ ] They have wings.
[ ] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift.
[X] They are immortal. [Normal]
[X] [If female.] They have large boobs. [Nicaragua is an agricultural country... and they're not Ukraine sized.]
] [If male.] They are very muscular.
[ ] They are very attractive to the opposite gender. [I have no idea. She's pretty, I guess. but she kinda has a temper...]
[ ] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc.
[ ] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc.
[ ] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers.
[ ] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet.
[ ] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers.
[ ] They are a healer.
[ ] They are from a very rich/royal family.
[ ] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background.
[X] They have lost one/both of their parents. [Her Mama Nicarao died]
[ ] They ran away from home.
[X] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc. [Normal. Spain was kind of an ass in the 1500's. they have an okay relationship now]
[X] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death. [ She's the daughter of Nicarao.]
[ ] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature.
[ ] They never knew one/both their parents.
[ ] They were abused/spoiled as a child.
[ ] They are very attractive to the same gender.
[ ] They have lots of friends/no friends.
[ ] They are emo/cutesy.
[X] They look much younger/older than they really are. [Normal]
[ ] They are currently in a relationship.
[ ] They have lots of morals and declare them a fair bit. [ex.'Nothing matters more to me than my friends/family!']
[X] They have a mental disorder. [She's bipolar]
[X] They have an emotional disorder. [Bipolar disorder is both, right?]
[ ] They struggle to stay sane.
[ ] They are a psycho. [ ] They have multiple personalities.
[ ] They are very intelligent.
[ ] They have hallucinations.
[ ] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc.
[ ] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet.
[ ] They have a guardian spirit.
[ ] They have a 'special type' of soul.
[ ] Their soul is not the same as them.
[ ] They can talk to spirits/ghosts.
[ ] Some part of their body glows.
[ ] They have a rare/unusual name.
[X] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, etc. [Normal, Day when 5 central American countries declared independence]
[ ] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth/a young age. 15 isn't young.
[ ] They are connected with a certain element.
[ ] They are connected with a certain animal.
[ ] They always dress like a certain 'label'.
[ ] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga.
[ ] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood.
[ ] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared.
[ ] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives.
[ ] They are/used to hide/hiding from someone/something.
[ ] They have a rare blood type.
[ ] They cry blood.
[ ] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc. make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown.
[ ] They are from a different country to where they live, a.k.a 'exotic'.
[ ] They are very mysterious/dark.
[ ] They are very lively/happy.
[X] Their mood changes a lot/very quickly.
[ ] They are very patient.
[ ] They are from a long line of [insert profession/power here].
[ ] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear.
[ ] They have amnesia.
[ ] They have some sort of permanent medical condition.
[ ] The have a some sort of unbeneficial curse upon them.
[ ] They are involved in some sort of prophecy.
[ ] They are 'the chosen one'.
[ ] They have insomnia.

Overall Points : 9

Point Reduction :
Take points off your OC's overall score if they fit any of the following statements :

[ ] They smoke.
[X] They are an alcoholic.
[ ] They are overweight.
[ ] They are addicted to drugs.
[X] They have a short temper.
[ ] They enjoy bullying others.
[ ] They do not care much about others.
[ ] They are relatively emotionless.

Final Score : 7
RESULT : Balanced Charecter [YES!]

05 : Anti-Sue.
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they score that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit.

06-15 : Balanced Character.
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.

16-25 : Borderline Mary-Sue.
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.

26 : Mary-Sue.
Please revise your character... right now.

My OC's for stuff have gotten better as I've made them. My very 1st OC would've probably been a Mary Sue.

Nicaragua:=_= why did you have to subject me to that quiz?


Element Quiz

FIRE:
X] You have a short temper
] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
X] You are very competitive.
X] You like to play with fire.
] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
] You often lose control over yourself
] You can be quite reckless.
X] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
X] People have often called you insane.
Total: 5

WATER:
] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
] You like to go to the beach
] You rarely get angry.
[X] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[X] You think before you act.
] You are good at breaking up fights.
[X] You are a great swimmer.
[X] You like the rain.
[X] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
X] You are very generous.
Total: 6

EARTH:
[X] You are physically strong.
X] You have a close connection with nature.
x] You don't mind getting dirty.
[X] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
X] You could easily survive in the wild
[X] You care about the environment.
] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted
] You rarely get depressed.
] You aren't afraid of anything.
] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 6

AIR:
X] You have a free spirit.
X] You hate rules.
X] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
X] You hate to be restrained.
[X] You are independent.
[X] You are quite intelligent.
X] You tend to be impatient.
X] You are easily distracted.
[X] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
] You wish you could fly.
Total: 9

DARKNESS:
[X] You spend most of your time alone.
[X] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
X] You like creepy things.
[X] You like to play tricks on people.
] Black is your favorite color
[X] You prefer the villains over the heroes
] You don't talk much.
] You are an atheist.
X] You don't mind watching scary movies.
] You love to break the rules.
Total: 6

LIGHT:
[X] You are very polite.
[X] You are spiritual.
] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
] You believe everything you see or hear.
] You are afraid of the dark.
[X] You hate violence.
[X] You hope for world peace
] Everyone loves to be around you
] You always follow the rules.
X] You laugh/smile a lot.
Total: 5

So apparently I'm air That was unexpected.


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Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...


ANNOYING FACT #1- 10 OUT OF 10 PEOPLE WILL DIE.


Hetalia Housemate Meme

First off, choose 12 different housemates, preferably your favorite Hetalia characters, and let the mayhem ensue.

1.) Canada

2.) Spain

3.) Prussia

4.) Latvia

5.) America

6.) Romano

7.) Cuba

8.) Hungary

9.) Liechtenstein

10.) Romania

11.) Japan

12.) Russia

1. You arrive late and it turns out the only room available is with 6! Isn't that great?

"...hola!" Esme then proceeds to glomp Romano.

"Wha=WHAT THE FUCK?! LET GO OF ME CHOCOLATE BASTARD! YOU ACT JUST LIKE THE TOMATO BASTARD!!"

"yup! I'm part Spanish after all"

only when he threatens to take out a gun loaded with silver bullets do I finallyl stop.

2. After much difficulty and rearranging, your room is switched and you now share a room with 3. Is that better?

"Haha! First of all, I get THAT bed because I'm Prussian so therefore I am AWESOME!"

"HOLD ON! I am PART Prussian, mixed with Polish, German, Spanish, Nicaraguan, AND Transylvanian Saxon! ALSO i AM A WEREWOLF/VAMPIRE HYBRID! YOU SHALL OBEY ME MORTAL!"

And that is how I got the better bed when my opponent was Prussia. Also, I got him to dress up in a maid's costume just to amuse me XD

3. 7 and 11 have a fight! What were they fighting about?

"OYE! JAPAN! JUST SAY SOMETHING ALREADY!"

"...Please do not touch me, Cuba-san."

4. 2 is cooking breakfast! Will you eat it?

blink* SPAIN-KUN! you made breakfast! If looks so good!

"hehe, gracias señorita!"

5. 1 throws food at 8 and suddenly everyone joins in the fun. You gather a handful of food and blindly toss it into the air, hitting 5 straight in the face. What do they do?

"THE HERO HAS BEEN HIT!" America made an epic scene of being hit, doing an awesome speech and stuff.

Esme sweatdrops and then looks at Canada and Hungary "...I blame you two."

6. With breakfast destroyed and everyone covered in food, everyone hits the showers. You wait to go in alone, but as you walk into the shower room, you run into 10 just about to walk out. You're both naked with only thick steam covering your bodies. What happens?

"Hola Romania!" Esme said happily. Then her expression turned serious and she looked around suspiciously before whispering to Romania. "You got some of latvia's blood in a small jar, right?"

"Of course, Miss Esme. I am a professional afterall." Romania takes out a small vial and hands it to Esme.

Esme smiles happily and takes it. "gracias" She then walks into the shower room happily.

Romania sweatdropped as Esme left. "What a strange girl..."

7. 4 and 12 are playing videos games and 4 asks you to join. Though this is your first time playing, you give 4 and 12 a thorough beating. On the last game, 12 steals the lead and wins, what do they say for their victory speech?

"Now that I have won, you will all become one with Russia, da?"

Latvia shook even more than he usually did. "U-Um..."

Esme looked unconcerned, hugging Latvia protectively.

"No gracias Russia! May I remind you that I can call Belarus over here any time I want?"

All color drained from Russia's face when she said this. "Um... I'm going to go to my room now..." with that, Russia quickly sat up and almost ran to his room.

Esme smirked, showing her fanglike teeth. "I've got him by the balls!"

8. Hide n' Seek! 1 is 'it' and the others scatter to find hiding spots. You are sure that your hiding spot is perfect until 2 butts in, making your hiding spot very cramped and uncomfortable. You start to argue until you hear footsteps approaching and you both panic! What do you do?

"shh... quiet Spain!" Esme whispered, clamping her hand over Spain's mouth. When she thought the footsteps left, she took her hand away from his mouth and sighed. "That could have been really ba-"

"you're it." a small voice said, scaring the crap out of Spain and Esme, who ended up hugging each other from the fear. Turns out the voice was Canada.

"What the-CANADA?! SINCE WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!" Esme yelled in surprise.

"...about 5 minutes ago... you just didn't notice me..." he said quietly.

Esme sweatdropped. "oh... lo siento..."

9. You are watching TV when 8 takes a seat next to you and casually changes the channel you were watching. Raising an eyebrow you try to (politely) ask why they turned the channel when you were clearly watching. How do they respond?

"Uh... Hungary? why did you change what I was watching?"

"Because watching a show about a guy traveling through time is stupid" Hungary said casually.

"OI! NO DISSING DOCTOR WHO! WHAT COULD YOU HAVE THAT'S BETTER THAN DOCTOR WHO?!" Esme yelled in anger.

few minutes later*

Hungary and Esme are sitting together eating popcorn.

"Wow, you were right! Yaoi IS better than doctor who!"

10. You decide to retreat to your room to relax when you walk in on 6 removing their clothing. They take notice of you, but continue to undress. How do you react?

...the hell...? Esme said to herself as she watched Romano change in her room. "Uh... Romano? this isn't your room..."

Romano notices Esme finally and reacts the best way an Italian reacts.

"CHIGI! DON'T WALK IN WHILE OTHER PEOPLE ARE CHANGING!" the door was then slammed in Esme's face.

1. You and 7 decide to swap clothes for some odd reason. How do 7's clothes feel?

"Uh... Cuba? These floral shirts don't match with my skintone" Esme said as she sweatdropped. "and they're a bit big on me."

"YOU CALLING ME FAT?!"

"No! both of us are plus-sized you dumbass! besides, you wearing my orange tiger shirt is reeeaaally creepy..."

12. You are having a friendly pillow fight with 3, 4, and 11. While trying to attempt a counter attack on 3, you get pushed back by 11 and fall on top of 4. Feeling awkward?

No. not really.

"oh my gosh! I'm so sorry Latvia-chan!" proceed to Esme pretty much hugging the life out of Latvia and smothering him with her breasts. Esme of course does not realize the awkwardness of the situation.

"U-uh... it's okay, Miss Esme... c-can you let go of me now?" Latvia asks, extremely uncomfortable.

"YOU'RE GETTING BOOB FROM A HOT GIRL AND YOU'RE COMPLAINING?! THAT'S SO UNAWESOME!" Prussia exclaimed.

Japan just left the room. like a ninja.

13. 1 is sullen and upset about something. How would you try to console them?

"Aw, don't worry Canada! I can still see you!" Esme said, rubbing Canada's back.

"but you forgot I was there when we were playing hide and go seek..." Canada mumbled.

"I'M SO SORRY CANADA-CHAN! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!" Esme wailed, hugging the life out of Canada like she had with Latvia earlier.

14. You are helping 9 prepare dinner. Using a bit of your artistic liberty, you add an ingredient to the food that you believe will enhance the dinner. Later, while serving the food, several others exclaim that the food tastes horrible! You're a bit ashamed to admit that you may have been the cause for the disgusting flavor, but everyone is beginning to blame 9 for horrible tasting food! What do you do?

"Liechtenstein! I thought you were the good cook! this is so unawesome!"

"Oi! It was my fault you dumbass!" Esme yelled at Prussia, making him stop yelling at Liechtenstein who was near tears. Esme then turned to the cute little girl. "I'm so sorry! can you forgive me?"

cue the adorable puppy dog face, complete with wolf ears and a tail.

"U-um... okay... I forgive you..." Liechtenstein said, feeling bad for Esme.

"Yay! Well... since Dinner's ruined, how about we go out?"

"Can we go to McDonalds?!"

cue hit on the head*

"No, America. Just... no. go get killed by Cuba now or something..."

15. 10 visits your room as you are preparing for bed and asks if you could share your bed with them. You reluctantly agree and try to allow them as much space as possible. You begin to doze off when 10 taps you on your shoulder and seductively asks if you'd be willing to 'have a little fun' into your ear. You are unsure if you are still awake or asleep, how do you respond?

"Come on Esme... you owe me for getting you Latvia's blood..." Romania whispered seductively.

Esme responds the only way she knows how.

"ROMANIA! WHAT THE HELL?! THIS ISN'T A FANFICTION! PRUSSIA!" Esme then jumps out of the bed and lands in Prussia's bed. On Prussia.

"oof! w-what the hell?! this is unawesome!" Prussia complained.

"Romania's trying to rape me!" Esme complained.

Romania realized where this was going and left the room. "fuck this noise... I'll just go to Canada's room" he grumbled.

"NOT UNLESS YOU WANT A HOCKEY STICK UP YOUR ASS!" Esme yelled at his direction.

16. You awaken in the middle of the night and quickly head for the restroom. On your journey back to your room, you see 5 raiding the fridge. Noticing your presence, 5 turns to you and asks if you would be willing to stay up all night with them and watch scary movies.

"Sure!"

few minutes later*

"WHOO! CHOP HIS HEAD OFF! YES! THIS IS SO AWESOME!"

"A-Ah! oh my God! hide me!" America holds onto Esme for dear life.

"...you really shouldn't watch scary movies, dude."

17. You stumble upon 11 and 12 reading your private journal! What do you do?

"o-oh... I'm sorry, Esme-san. Russia-san dragged me here..."

"These are nice drawings, da?"

Esme eyetwitched, before taking out a button and pressed it, suddenly and eery presense emerged.

"big brother... I've been waiting for you..."

"N-NYET ESME! HAVE MERCY!"

18. An unattended laptop catches your eye as you are walking, and you turn towards the screen, your eyes glued to multiple (and some provocative) pictures of 2. Just as you turn away from the screen, you bump into 2 staring oddly at you, their eyes shifting from the various pictures plastered on the screen and you. How do you explain yourself?

"I-I just saw these on there! I-I had nothing to do with it!" Esme stammered. Why was she stammering?

Spain was there.

without a shirt.

"Esme? why is your nose bleeding?"

19. 8 has been given a list to go grocery shopping with! What do they bring back with them?

"...Hungary? these are just yaoi mangas... As much as I love them, I WANT MY FOOD!"

20. On the counter, you and 3 see a delicate platter of cookies cooling and ready to be eaten. Though your stomach growls, you decide to leave them unattended until 3 convinces you that just one wouldn't hurt. Do you give in to the pressure?

"Kesesese... they look so good!"

"Screw dat, I'M KEEPING THEM!" Esme then took the platter and ran away to the room.

later than night*

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU EAT MY COOKIES?!" *frying pan slam*

"OW!I ALREADY TOLD YOU! ESME ATE THEM"

"BULLSHIT! I SAW THE CRUMBS AND THE PLATTER ON YOUR BED!"

sometimes, it was good to have Prussia as your roommate.

21. 10 has been talking on the phone all night and you and several others are having trouble sleeping. How would you quiet them down?

Romania was hiot with Hungary's frying pan. By Esme.

"You calk as MUCH on the phone as you damn well please. BUT I NEED MY SLEEP!"

22. An interesting game of 'Seven Minutes in Heaven' has been started and you're having a fine time watching all of the chaos near the back of the room. 7 points you out and suddenly you are hurriedly (and forcefully) pushed into the closest with 6. What happens?

"...Uh, Romano?"

"si?"

"Why did Cuba drag us in here?"

"because he's a bastard."

23. You search your entire room for a brush, but still have no luck in finding it. When you ask 9 if they've seen it, they claim to have seen 7 using it a few days ago. You quickly go to apprehend the culprit, but 7 simply shrugs and doesn't have a clue about your accusations. 4 casually walks by and, upon seeing you, hands you the brush and apologizes for the inconvenience. You realize that your brush has been brutally used with dirt caked in it and bristles missing. A little fearful of the response you'll get, you ask 4 what happened. How do they explain?

"W-Well... R-Russia was t-trying to m-make me b-become one with him a-and it was the o-only thing I-I could find as a w-weapon..."

A few minutes later, Russia was dragged away by Belarus.

24. A small get together has been planned with you 5, 8, and 10. The meeting is said to be private and no one else is to be invited. What do you suppose the meeting is about and what will most likely happen?

"Alright! the mission is to prank the rest of the house with these items. America and I will take the first floor ,and Hungary and Romania will take the second floor. Any questions?"

"WHY DO I HAVE TO BE WITH THE VAMPIRE BASTARD?"

"AND WHY DO I HAVE TO BE WITH THE YAOI WITCH?"

"I'M THE HERO!"

"SHUT UP!" Romania, Hungary, and Esme yelled at America.

25. You get stuck with the chore of washing the dishes when 12 offers you help and begins drying and putting away the dishes. Once you both are nearly finished, 12 asks if you'd be willing to help them with something and reminds you that they've helped you with something before you can refuse. What do you get to help 12 with?

"you will help everyone here become one with Russia, da?"

a few minutes later*

Belarus is chasing Russia conastanly demanding him to marry her.

"I DO FAVORS FOR NO MAN!" Esme yelled while eating a chocolate bar. "EXCEPT SPAIN BECAUSE HE IS SEXY AS HELL!"

26. 9 can't seem to pry his eyes away from a book they've been reading. The cover is perfectly hidden so that no one can see and they quickly turn through pages. Curious of what 9 has been reading, you ask for the title of the book to which you get no response. You swipe the book away from 9, but you can only catch a glimpse of the pages before you get tackled. 9 hesitantly asks if you saw it. What did you just see?

"...Liechtenstein? Is this yaoi?"

"I-I'm sorry... I-it's just that Hungary told me to read it... P-Please don't tell my big brother!"

"...nah, don't worry. I won't tell" Esme said happily as she ruffled Liechtenstein's hair. "Besides, Switzerland would KILL hungary if he ofund out!"

27. 1, 3, and 6 are arguing over who's the most attractive out of them. They each turn to you and demand that you settle their debate and declare the most attractive. Who do you choose?

"...Spain. definitely Spain"

"BUT SPAIN WASN'T EVEN ONE OF THE CHOICES, YA BASTARD!"

"I know that. But Spain will ALWAYS win."

28. You are relaxing in your room listening to your favorite music when 11 walks in and promptly cuts it off, degrading your taste in music and searching for something more suitable to play. How does the change in music make you feel?

"This J-Rock is amazing, Japan!"

"Arigatou, Esme-san"

"What's it about?!"

"...I would rather not answer that."

a few minutes later after Esme searched it up*

"IT'S ABOUT RAPE?!"

A/N: This is based off of when my best friend found a J-Rock song and listened to it. It sounded all happy, and only later did she find out the song was about rape XD

29. You get dragged into a game of 'Spin the Bottle'. The bottle spins and points towards you and you discover that you have to kiss 7! What do you do?

"...NO! HELL NO!"

"WHY NOT?! IS IT BECAUSE I'M FAT?!"

"NO! I ALREADY TOLD YOU I'M PLUS-SIZED! IT'S BECAUSE YOU SMOKE! I'M ASTHMATIC! DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE FROM SECOND-HAND SMOKE?!"

30. This is finally your last day in the HetaHouse! Just tell me some of your favorite moments and who you'll miss the most!

Well... I liked harvesting tomatoes with Spain.

and eating Canada's pancakes.

and Tormenting Russia with Belarus..

And collecting blood with Romania even though he tried to rape me...

On second thought, I'LL MISS YOU ALL!


QUOTES!

(WARNING! I HAVE CHANGED THE NAMES OF MY FRIENDS FOR THEIR OWN PROTECTION!)

me: Werewolves!

Audrey:VAMPIRES!

me: WEREWOLVES!

Audrey:VAMPIRES!

Eva: Ugh, anyone who is human evacuate immediately.

Tsuno*Turns head* I'm not human, I'm... RETARDED MAN!

all stop what they are doing*

me, Audrey and Eva start laughing out a*es off*

/for the record, Tsuno is a GIRL!/

Cierra: JOIN THE DARK SIDE!

me: WE HAVE COOKIES!

Cierra: Screw cookies, WE HAVE CHOCOLATE!!!

me: WOOHOO!!!!


Alma: I'm crazy...

me: I'm insane...

Ness: and I'm abnormal...

Alma: and together we're...

all: THE CHICKEN AGENTS!!!!


Cierra: Esme(I changed my name too), your very childish.

me: no, I'm childLIKE. There's a difference.

Cierra: no, your childish.

me*insert eyetwitch* I'M NOT 18 YET DAMNIT! I WON'T BE FOR A WHILE! HELL, I'M NOT EVEN OUT OF MIDDLE SCHOOL YET! I WANNA STAY HOW I AM FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE! I'M CHILDLIKE AND THAT'S THAT!

Cierra: O-kay, sheesh.

In anime club*

Steven is acting like an idiot*

Tsuno: Ugh, Esme?

me*stops reading book* yeah?

Tsuno: can I borrow your book?

me:sure*hands book*

Tsuno: MAKA-CHOP!!!!*Tsuno hit Steven really hard on the head with the book*

Tsuno: *hands me back my book* here you go.

me:Thanks.


me: AUDREY! I have to ask you a question. It's a life or death situation!

Audrey: Okay... what?

me: do you... like... WAFFLES?

Audrey: WHAT THE -

Tsuno: I could understand how that could be a life or death situation.


Esme: Tsuno

Tsuno: yeah?

Esme: you're a female version of Canada

Tsuno: how am I a female version of Canada?

Esme: well *rant about similarities*

Tsuno:... I see your point


Bailey: Honhonhon

Esme:...You sound like France (hetalia reference)

Bailey: I know

Esme: you could be a female version of him

Bailey: France could be my white dad

Esme: yes, he could be


Ness: *looks at panda flashdrive* I wonder how China would react to your panda flashdrive...

Esme: He's be like "PANDAS ARU!"

Ness:...

Esme:...
Ness: You just completely ruined the moment. Thanks a lot.

Esme: No problem it's what I do *grin*


Esme: VIVA LA INTERNET

Explanation:...I felt high that day (I WASN'T HIGH! I JUST FELT HIGH FOR SOME REASON!)


Ness: VIVA PANTALONES

Explanation:... Ness is just weird and awesome like that, okay?!


Esme: Mama?

Tsuno: yes?

Esme: If you're my Mama, then who's my dad?

Tsuno:...God.

Esme:...? *looks around cafeteria* but isn't everyone God's children?

Tsuno: yes. We're all one big happy family *thumbs up*

Explanation: hehe, in my group of friends, we're all sort of like a "family". Tsuno is mi Mama (and about 9 other girls' Mama) and Audrey is the daddy (or Ma-Daddy). So... Tsuno being my "Mama" had to explain that weirdness to me. and Hilarity ensued. If you are offended by that quote, I am sorry. That was just my friends and I being really weird.


Esme: Ness?

Ness: hm?

Esme: What different ethnicities are you?

Ness: I'm part Swedish, German, Lithuanian-

Esme: Wait... you're part Lithuanian?

Ness: yes...

Esme: I'm part Polish! WE WERE DESTINED TO BE FRIENDS!

Explanation: Lol, I put Hetalia everywhere in my life XD)


*after a bunch of sadism from me*

Ness: DUDE! YOU'RE A SADIST!

Esme: I know!

Ness:...you're like Russia...

Esme:...But I'm already America. Unless... I'M BOTH RUSSIA AND AMERICA!

Ness: You're the result of the Cold War!

Esme: OH MY GOSH!!

Ness: So you're America and Russia's baby!

Esme:...O_o *throws book at Ness*

Ness: OW!

Explanation: Oh the things I come up with in Spanish class XD My friends and I sort of have "roles" of characters we mot act like, and I was the America. Now I'm both America and Russia. I also don't really like the Russia/America pairing, so in reflex I threw a book at poor Ness. Lol, she goes through the most abuse from me...


During Lunch*

Esme:Tsuno!

Tsuno: what?

Esme: I'm eating a sandwich on potato bread... that had ketchup on it!

Tsuno:...Romano's not gonna be happy about that.

Esme: Romano is at home sick. She can't complain.

Tsuno:...true.

Explanation: You know how I said earlier about the roles? Well, mi hermana (really good friend who I've known since second grade) is the role of Romano. and she was sick with a sore throat that day.


ON THE BUS*

Autumn: SPAIN AND ROMANO ARE MINE!

Esme:...

Autumn: You can have Canada.

Esme: YES!

Explanation: hehe... Yes, Autumn (from Autumn! What the hell did you do!) is Romano. She's also a fangirl and laid claim to Spain and Romano after she saw pictures of them. And since I'm a Canada fangirl... *insert evil laughter*


ON THE BUS (again)*

Autumn and I are watching an MMD on my phone*

Autumn and Esme: Spamano

part with USUK on*

Esme:QUE?! *quickly turns off the video*

Autumn: O_e

Esme: *shudder* Dear God...

Autumn:... you just made out with England XD

Esme:... shut up. *shudder* the worst part is that Audrey is the England of our group...

Autumn: ...YOU MADE OUT WITH MA-DADDY?! I'M TELLING MOMMY!

Esme: I DID NOT! AND YOU WILL NOT TELL HER OR ELSE I'LL TELL HER YOU DID IT WITH SPAIN!

Explanation: um... ;; Where to start... Autumn is the Romano of our group and I'm the America. Also, we have this weird "family" thing going around and Audrey is supposed to be our "father" but she's a girl, so we call her "Ma-Daddy". then there's the fact that Tsuno is our "Mommy". You realize why I was disturbed by UsUk right? I'm fine with the pairing, really, It's just not one of my favorites...


Luis (my Spanish Teacher's son): Where are you from?

Esme: Nicaragua.

Luis:oh... I thought you were Mexican.

Andrew and Giovanni: *laughing their asses off*

Giovanni: yeah. She's the reason we have swine flu!

Esme: oi! I'm from the country of volcanos and dictators. NOT swine flu!

Giovanni:... *doesn't know what to say*

Andrew: hehe, pwnage.

Alright, so... Giovanni hasn't liked me since the 6th grade because, I'll admit it, I was kind of a bitch. But unlike Andrew, who has gotten over it, Giovanni hasn't. And it doesn't help that the people at my school seem to like to group all of the hispanics as "Mexicans" even though there are hardly any Mexicans in Florida =_= But I will NOT have them pin "Mexican" on me when I am a proud Nica. I've already seen what the Honduran kid in my class has to go through. So when they try to, they get a lightning quick response from me that will humiliate them. hehe, bastards.


Quotes by my OC's!

Just go fuck America or something-Nicaragua after she got pissed off at England

Me tell Honduras? He stalks me. STALKS ME-Nicaragua when she explains to Panama why she can't tell Honduras something

Somewhere in Germany Gilbert is yelling at me for using his word,-Nicaragua after she used the word "awesome".

Don't call me a git, asswipe! Maybe if you weren't so afraid that Guatemala will shove her heel up your ass, then I WOULD act as a go between! Hmph.-Nicaragua yelling at England again ;

There's a little part of me that still remembers when he was 6 and he would cling on to my arm when he was scared.-Nicaragua reminiscing about before Honduras became an obsessed stalker.

And no, just no. Her being civil with you is like asking Nicaragua to be civil with America. Who's money I use.-El Salvador in explaining that Guatemala will never be civil with him.

Here's a quick math problem El Salvador= Latin American Switzerland. Nicaragua explaining the dangers of El Salvador

And at least Hungary didn't tell you that your twin brother and America are a pairing... *shudder*

Costa Rica/America sounds so wrong...-Nicaragua when she learned about the yaoi pairing between America and Costa Rica XD

DAMMT COSTA RICA! I WANNA LEAVE MY GODDAMN HOUSE!-Nicaragua when Costa Rica wouldn't let her leave her house because she was sick.


AND NOW FOR VIDEOS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL5sYoqgoMA (Don't deny it, it's true)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHZ6r52GADs&feature=related (This was just...weird)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i2SqCdG7sI&feature=related (Yes, he does)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc56hspaMyA&feature=related (...brownish taxi)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTQ4awl_a7c&feature=related (I only put this for the excessive amounts of Spain and Romano)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8M2KvN1YQc (Cosplayers are so badass)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v-M-kQwoEQ&feature=related (Canada is just so badass in this)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIqAYm5oQWY (Finland is so awesome)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPxb1lqKlZQ&feature=related (...apparantly Romano's a giant fish...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwQrbPl5T18 (...Canada looks pissed...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkQfPn3WXPI&feature=related (...too loud?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNQj1K2zkS0 (...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnhE_x2Jzy0&feature=related (Come on, don't tell me you didn't laugh XD)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3Q87-7IELE (...look at Austria's hat...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czoW2i3EKf0&feature=related (...Prussia and Japan got high and corrupted the poor Mochis...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCxiMgz85ho&feature=related (...Liet's been spending too much time with Russia...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abS9tSDgwOI&feature=related (This is probably the most epic thing I have ever seen!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7okoow7ycs&feature=related (*ahem* DAT ASS!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0efclrlq_M&feature=related (The second most epic thing I've ever seen)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKp17-ST3FY&feature=related (...he did that for tomatoes, didn't he?)


Okay, well that's all for my part. Look for my Hatena and Quizilla accounts (And now livejournal).


Livejournal (Finally got one):

Hatena:

Quizilla: (Nuuu! My stories were craptastic back then T_T)

Leterstotheworld: (It's a website for letters to countries :D)

Deviantart: evemiliana (maybe I can draws fanart for you guys? :D)

FictionPress: Esme-chan wants a cookie (I changed the pattern of my screen names XD)


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South Park - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2014 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Fragility by tempestSylph reviews
It had been happening your whole life; people just didn't seem to take very well to you. But after a while of the names and the pushing and shoving, they really acted on it. They acted on their hate and it really, really hurt. Rating is now M for mature themes and language
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,340 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - John E., Dave S.
The Strange Attraction Syndrome by tiffanybane reviews
So much for Craig being asexual.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 175,288 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
The Adventures of Captain Alfred by Disliked reviews
Good news everyone! America is a hero! bad new? So is every other country... Hetalia/Marvel universe crossover. Oh, should I mentions some pairings? FINE JEEZ! AmexBela, AmexLich, UkxBelg. Then later we gots a bit of AustxHung and CanaxUkr
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,139 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/31/2011
50 States, 50 me's by Jensen Padaloki reviews
America has always been... bi-polar, but England and Japan didn't know the half of it. More like, all 50 parts of it. Now the two must help their friend conquer himself, plus all 50 personalities inside of him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 7/23/2011 - America, Japan
Could the Love of My Life Be My Worst Enemy? by tsunderely reviews
Matthew Williams hates popular kids. So why the hell has he developed feelings for both Alfred Jones and Gilbert Beilschmidt, two of the most popular kids in his new all-boys boarding school?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Canada
Rebel by chillykitty101 reviews
Ivan's taken over the world. Well, almost. The most unsuspecte countries still stand. Lilli wonders if she'll find her brother... and who she is fighting for. Family or Love? Human names used Rated T for violence and maybe swearing. THIS STORY IS UP FOR ADOPTION! PLEASE SEE CHAPTER 12 FOR MORE INFORMATION!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,415 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Liechtenstein
Saved Each Other by charm545 reviews
AU: Dave saved John from being run over by a car. Soon this stranger will become his best friend, maybe even more...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Dave S., John E.
World War III: Rise of Prussia by Haluwasa2 reviews
To all the countries who've ever felt ignored or hurt: Come join me. We can show those big-shot countries that ignored- hurt you, that you're a country too. Who am I? I'm Prussia and it's time for World War III to begin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,217 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Prussia
The Ultimate Hetalia Inserts by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
The challenge is simple: get any anime, manga or movie out there in the world and add as much Hetalia crack to it while still keeping the original story intact. You want an insert? Send in a review! Anonymous reviews are available, so those without an account can still come into the fun!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,650 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011
Swift Whispers by AmeriCanada Love reviews
Sometimes being neighbours with the most obnoxious boy you've ever met can be tough, especially when it's Alfred F. Jones. But what do you do when he starts acting extremely odd around you? Matthew Williams is about to find out. Eventual USxCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,783 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - America, Canada
What about me? by LocoChocoTaco reviews
Alfred is forced to be the hero while his family falls apart. But what about Al? Did anyone bother to check up on him? AU FACE Familia -!Warnings:Strong language/Mentions of Suicide/Shounen-Ai/Yaoi in later chaps!- (I AM IN THE PROCESS OF RE-WRITING THIS)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - America, Canada
Welcome to World Academy! by shadowraven45662 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have been accepted into World Academy! The only school where the teachers are all the nations of the world! Just fill in the form enclosed and you'll start classes ASAP! More info inside! NO LONGER ACCEPTING NEW STUDENTS!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,981 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - England/Britain
Fraternizing With the Enemy by WhoIsCanada reviews
Hungary and Romania always hated each others guts, but when the two make a large mistake, will they put their differences aside and help each other out? -RomaniaxHungary; OC Transylvania
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Hungary, Romania
More Than Meets the Eye by The Renowned Obscurity reviews
AU. "I...need your help. My boyfriend - Wallabee Beetles - has been framed." What at first appears to be a simple case to Hoagie Gilligan quickly turns out to be a lot more complex than he originally thought. With a whole lot of suspects, raging hormones, and some surprising twists, what's teenage boy detective to do? 2/5, 3/4
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,753 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2, Abigail L./Numbuh 5
The Magic Trio by ImagineSerenity reviews
England, Romania, and Norway soon become a powerful trio for the incredible Magic Club in Gakuen Hetalia. However, they soon learn that their magic can bring all sorts of trouble for the whole school.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,987 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - England/Britain, Romania
Greek Mythtalia by LobsterSalad reviews
Greek Myths in a whole new perspective. Join the old heroes and gods on their adventures, but with a totally new twist in their personalities. Crack, crack, and more crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,739 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011
Operation Known by DarkXRachel reviews
The blonde, messy haired boy crossed his arms and stated casually to the taller blonde, “Well…you did push the button…” The blonde girl shot him a look and he raised his hands in defence. “Hey. Just saying.” 3/4 2/5 1/362 86/60 & 83/84
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,772 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4
Feliks Lukasiewicz vs THE WORLD by BohemianOtakuJ reviews
Ya like LIKE NO MY PONIES TRACKED GLITTER ON MY LETTERS! Well join the fun in the sequel of the terribly comic relif based original :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Poland
Alleluia by I Am Sweden reviews
Upon losing their mothers in tragic divorce and a car wreck, Alfred, Lovino, and Matthew are raised by the three most unconventional fathers. Can they reunite their lost family, or further tear it apart? AU, COMPLETE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 187,269 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - America, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Latvia's Shaky Letters by shadowraven45662 reviews
Latvia is accepting letters from everyone! Send in your letters! Yaoi if you want and please keep it T rated!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 586 - Words: 93,945 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Latvia
My Name is Missouri, so You Gotta' Write Me! by OneGirlStudio reviews
Kansas has convinced Missouri to start writing letters for fear of her big sister's sanity. So send in your letters! And remember, her name is Missouri so you gotta' show her! Rated T for obvious reasons! Yaoi and OCs are allowed!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 280 - Words: 64,821 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - America
Uninstall by Crazee Canadia reviews
Are you sure you want to uninstall CANADALOID? The result could be a virus that kills your computer, a program that wants revenge, and a heartbroken man who never got to tell you something... you sure? Alright. CANADALOID UNINSTALLED. THANK YOU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Canada
Never Say No One by Mafia Sable reviews
None of the families wanted to keep him more than a week. Antonio was determined to change that. Lovino has a secret though, and it is because of it that he acts how he does. "It's almost as if you want people to hate you, Lovi..." Rating may go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,770 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Letters to the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg by The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg reviews
Exactly what the title says! Come write letters to Luxembourg, he'll write back to you! Thank you!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 166 - Words: 26,171 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Luxembourg
Goodbye by Poketalia-Fangirl reviews
After hearing about the new law in the Neopian Times, a sad owner has no choice but to abandon one of her pets. Based on the April Fool's Day joke that appeared in the New Features article in Y14 2012 .
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Complete
Hola! I'll Write Letters, Too! by Spanano reviews
Spain, thanks to some pressuring from his familia and out of pure boredom, decided to give this letter buisness a shot!Envíe sus cartas! OC Nations, capitals, protectorates etc are welcome! NO FANMAIL PLEASE! It drives me muy loco!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1687 - Words: 263,736 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Spain
Mules by AshCollector reviews
Maybe it was too soon to come, but Alfred had the need to see Japan. To see him alive and moving around. To ensure himself of his health. To convince himself that he had done the right thing. post WWII regarding bombings. Short.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/23/2012 - America, Japan - Complete
Painted White and Scarlet by liondancer17 reviews
After the Cold War, everything changed. The North American Empire, ruled by Canada and America, is a ruling power. Nations who join it are changed, becoming emotionless soldiers. The Celtian Alliance, an eastern power, is determined to stop them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,897 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - America - Complete
Cut by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
Matthew has a secret that he doesn't want to hold in any longer. He and Alfred are alone, and the door is closed and locked behind them. It's now or never; he has to try and force those words past the terrified lump in his throat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Letters to Alice by Arsenic Snowflake reviews
Being forced by her idiot brothers, Alice is accepting letters. T for her "lady-like" behavior and mouth. Female England used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - England/Britain
Philippines' Letters to the World by solitarycloud reviews
DISCONTINUED:: The Philippines, after being asked by her boss to improve foreign relations, decides to write letters too. People, nations, OC's, capitals, everyone really, is invited to write. Rated are T to be safe :D Chapter 359: Valencia 29
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 359 - Words: 127,359 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011
Born This Hetalian Way by Gothic Dancer reviews
A series of one-shots for Lady GaGa's BORN THIS WAY. Follow-up to THE HETALIAN MONSTER. EXTRA: Romania performs "Stuck on F'in' You"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,306 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Romania, Bulgaria - Complete
The Bromosexual Adventures of Alfred and Yong Soo by Lethargic Pineapple reviews
The trifling tale of two teens' troubles with tricks, talking, traveling, and togas. Kimchiburger.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,031 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - America, South Korea
Ромео и Джульетта by Sweet.Mochi reviews
Iolanta Braginski, daughter of the infamous mafia leader, Ivan Braginski, is a normal Russian teen with a loving family–til he unknowingly meets the son of Ivan's hated rival. First fanfic! "OTZ
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Russia
Hong Kong's Letters by The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg reviews
Taiwan has made Hong Kong begin to write letters... Though he doesn't really mind. Come write letters to him, he'll, most likely, reply!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 170 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Hong Kong
Postals to Panama! by Sutchi reviews
After being left out, Panama has decided to try to write letters and respond to any other country, or person who is willing to write to him!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 460 - Words: 58,141 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011
I'm Not Crazy, I'm Just a Little Unwell by RinaCath reviews
Classes. Booze. Murder. The story of college, where coming of age is second only to passing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,551 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011
Letters to South Korea's Capital, Seoul, Daze! by The Capital Seoul reviews
Write letters to me, da-ze! Seoul! I'll respond! I promise, da-ze! *laughs* Please do though... I feel lonely, da-ze...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - South Korea
Hesitation by Thing2BK reviews
Vash is the best shot on the force, sent to hunt down Alfred F Jones, a convicted murderer on the run. But what if he were innocent? AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Switzerland, America
Revelations by CragmiteBlaster reviews
During a 'second edition' version of the embaeessing trivia challenge Mike's secret is revealed and he feels the worst he ever had. Can a certain red head show him that people like Mike even with his M.P.D. MikexZoey.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Mike, Zoey - Complete
Ciao…Guess I'll write these damn letters now by Dogsrule reviews
Another letter story! This time is everyone's favorite foul mouth Italian! Rated 'T' cause it's Romano. 'nuff said.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 440 - Words: 58,915 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - S. Italy/Romano
Re for the Crown by Huniikubo reviews
The Kingdom of Italy is going down with the king's death. And with the spoiled Prince Feliciano as the next king, it'll go down even further. With the help of a witch, two knights try to stop the coronation and make the rightful prince, Lovino, the king.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,452 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
A Wealthy Man's Experience: A Penny for Acceptance by WolfieStar reviews
Kiku has never been treated the same as other people because of his prosthetic leg and him having very little money. Though, he never expected the rich, pretty boy coworker Yao to be the first to treat Kiku like everyone else, literally. AU China/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,910 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - China, Japan
Separation by Canadagirl52 reviews
Separated since the day they were born, East and West Berlin have to survive through the Cold War, the Berlin Airlift, and the Berlin Wall. It's rather hard to do without each other! Warning: Depression, mentions of cutting, anorexia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Germany - Complete
Invisible Affection by Scarlet Melody reviews
"Oh Maple..." he whispered in awe as he continued to wipe more of the makeup off. As he continued this, more and more bruises, along with minor cuts, began to reveal themselves. It sure didn't look like just a plain fist fight, by the looks of it...USCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,915 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - America, Canada
Understanding You by RiotFest reviews
A rich girl never understood what a 'loving' family was like. That changed when a new boy started going to her school. He began to show her what its really like to have a family, despite being rich or poor. ChinaxVietnam
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,962 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - China, Vietnam - Complete
Ancient Britannia's Letters To The World by Arsenic Snowflake reviews
Britannia was bored in Heaven one day, so she decided to answer letters from people down in Earth. Anyone is welcome to send letters to her. T for Britannia's mouth and for any topics that may be brought up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011
The Knife of Never Letting Go by PrussiaNinja reviews
Belarus is falling for Canada. Too bad he's already married…to her sister. And what will happen when America confesses his feelings for her? Sequel to The Effects of Global Warming, but you don't have to read it to read this! AmeriBel,CanUkr,PruHun
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,823 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Belarus, America
No one inside this world is kind by Sutchi reviews
After having lived a horrible life, Colón thinks about a few events that have happened to him. After drugs, poverty and no place to live, he lets out a few of his feelings to himself. And one simple question is asked... ONESHOT !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Complete
Matthew Williams VS The World by godscousininlaw reviews
Matthew Williams's life is so awesome. He's in a rock band, "between jobs," and dating a cute high school girl. Everything's great until a girl, Amelia Jones, walks into his life with some major baggage. Now he has to defeat her 7 evil exes to date her.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Canada, America
Now It's Illinois's Turn! by Eveica reviews
After seeing so many other nations and states writing letters to the world, Illinois decided it was her turn to make herself known!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 213 - Words: 21,809 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011
Take Me Away by Esmeia reviews
Jeanette was always sensitive. She had never thought ill of her beloved sisters, but she starts to feel like she's stuck in their shadows. But there is someone who sees her for so much more. Simon x Jeanette, also AxB and TxE. Lots of revamping!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,524 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Jeanette M., Simon S.
New York Answers Your Letters! by Chandinee Richards reviews
New York has decided to see what all the fuss is about with these letters. Accepting ALL letters! Rated teen for NY's mouth *Fem! New York*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 380 - Words: 48,210 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011
A Real Vampire by Bri Nara reviews
Just before a Halloween party in a abandoned manor, America calls Romania out on his vampire costume. Saying it didn't look 'real'. Now Romania plans to show America exactly what a real vampire look like... Crack, Vampire!Romania, multi-shot special.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - America, Romania - Complete
Tortured by Eevee Blossom reviews
During a horrible war, Twins Alfred and Matthew will do all they can to survive the Twin Genocide. But, will they escape the horrors with their new friends, Feliciano and Lovino, or will they all perish? AU T for torture & Lovino's mouth Part 1 of 2
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - America, Canada
Addictions by smoking-tulips reviews
It's an unlikely place to start a friendship, but life is full of surprises. Something these two are about to discover. 'Hospital'/Asylum AU - M for character death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,575 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Netherlands, Norway - Complete
We All Fall Down by natcat5 reviews
"All great countries are destroyed. Why not yours? How much longer do you think your country will last? Forever?" Each nation remembers falling. Now they reflect on their past and watch for America's turn. 10.A hero's perpetual dream that refuses to wake
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,206 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - America - Complete
Ukraine's letterwriting Adventures! by ThisIsAri reviews
Ukraine has decided to partake in this letter-writing trend, as most of the other Eurporean Union countries have started doing! Rated T for letter content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Ukraine
ASEAN chaos! by Jennifer Wilson reviews
ASEAN-Association of South East Asian Nations.NOTE: Please go to for further updates as I am banned from permanently. Last chapter up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Thailand - Complete
Forever Your Guardian by Meiie Wilson reviews
A young Antonio gets a babysitting job for the Vargas family. After a tragedy happens he now takes care of one of the brothers. Lovino. As they both grow, they develop feelings for each other, but neither can admit it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,629 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
0nline Chatting FTW by DeepWriter reviews
Alfred can't spell. Francis hates Matthew's Quebecois but what else is new . Matt is exasperhated. Ivan is creepy. Arthur is annoyed. And Yao just got here. Join the nations as they talk over the hilarious but annoying INTERWEBS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - America, Canada
Rebellious Exploration by PrussiaNinja reviews
Sealand is fed up with being ignored and lied to. No one accepts him as a country so he decides to run away from home. Prussia and Canada try and convince him to go back. PruHun …maybe SealandxSomeone later on Warning: Sealand is REALLY OOC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Sealand, Prussia
101 Damnations by Lili and RayRay reviews
What happens when you put all the nations together in one house and leave them to fend for themselves? Chaos, pandemonium, and perhaps the beginnings of WW III... GerIta, Spamano, SuFin, OCs. Chapter 8: "Day 2: You mean it wasn't just a dream? D8"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,475 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011
Liechtenstein's Letters to the World by Lili's Flowers reviews
Inspired by others who have done the same, you can send letters to Liechtenstein, a.k.a. Lili Zwingli! Please enjoy! No copyright infringment intended, and all characters and such belong to their respective owners.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 9,946 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Liechtenstein
That continent will become one with me Da? by Sutchi reviews
Russia was invaded with Become On With Mother Russia thoughts and decided that he WILL do whatever necessary to become one with the world. First, he planned to attack the American continent, but things won't be as easy as he thought they would be. OCs
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Russia, Mexico
Guardian Angel by Kin Siofra reviews
AU of an AU: Lovino has been alone for so many years. Not only that, but he has been working as a prostitute for 5 years, not that he has a choice in the matter. After an unexpected visit, he's kidnapped by that person. that man... is Antonio Fernandez Carriedo
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,229 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Letters to the King of Northern Europe by Titoes reviews
I noticed that there wasn't a Denmark letter story soooooo...Send your letters to the awesome Denmark! Cause he's cool yeah? So send in all your letters! T just in case...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 20,158 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Denmark
It's hard to write letters drunk on vodka, da? by Hetalia.Power reviews
A letters series for Russia. Just like the Greece one, rated T because of what can be thought of sometimes...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Russia
Zurich's Letters to the World by MonogramTheFireShooter reviews
So, the redhaired canton is speaking out! Let's see how he responds to these letters...Rated T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Switzerland
Welcome To the World Academy! by FortuneCookiesAru reviews
Its the start of another year at World Academy W! Join the states, cities, regions, and provinces as they attend high school where their parents the nations are the teachers!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011
The Epic story of Epicness as told by Denmark by catskid100 reviews
A story of a Brave knight named Denmark, and damsel in distress named Norway, locked away in a tall tower by the evil wizard Russia, and a side-kick no one likes named Iceland. Yeah, this is gonna be good. Rated T for Den's potty mouth
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,253 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Denmark, Norway
Lovino Vargas's Phone Calls by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Based off of dogsrule's "Ciao...Guess I'll write these damn letters now". It's in fanfiction format ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,719 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Hetalia High by 2awesome4you reviews
The nations are at school again, and nobody knows but the pricipal. When some students try to find out, what will happen to them? Fail summary! T for language, yaoi, and other things mentioned later. Stopped wrwiting, read notice in the last chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Hetalia Memes Stored by epicninja42 reviews
I'm putting filled requests here. Mostly one-shot, T for romance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,992 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011
Until You're Mine by Thing2BK reviews
Alfred's got a crush on his detention buddy. Too bad she doesn't care one bit. America/Vietnam, human names used, possible OOC.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,246 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - America, Vietnam - Complete
Brother Complex by sunraindown reviews
Except, when they enter the school, Dino enters his idiot mode. Which means everything under the sun could be reduced to ash and he would be too busy fawning over Tsuna to realize he's doing the exact opposite of what he needs to be doing. AU, incest, D27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,301 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Dino, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Aw, I Got Blood on my Letters by Akuma chan1234 reviews
Write letters to our new friend, Romania! Unlike the other ones on here, this is for the offical design! NAME IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE! Depending on the things you perverts send me, I might change the rating
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011
True Intentions by SparkTen reviews
AU. Criminals Francis, Lovino, and Feliciano commit crimes, mostly robbery. Officers Kirkland, Carriedo, and Beilschmidt find themselves falling for the three. What will happen when the criminals are accused of murder? FrUK, Spamano, GerIta, and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
White Dryas by Schistosoma reviews
AU. Iceland is, and has been since he was born, ill. He relies of his elder brother, the latter's fiancé and his nanny to care for him. One day, his condition gets worse, and as a result, he is forced to watch his family fall apart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Iceland
Letters to Saudi Arabia by xMirror-Mirrorx reviews
Inspired by other letter fics. So, now the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is writing letters! Maybe she's doing it to show that she isn't all that strict and serious...so give her a chance? Rated T for possible cursing etc. Rating may change
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011
The Great Curl Debacle by Triangular Prism reviews
What's this? The Bad Touch Trio have made their most daring dangerous plan yet… A worldwide rampage pulling every gravity-defying curl of hair they can find!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Prussia, France
Letters to California by XxChibiLokixX reviews
California is lonely, so he's decided to jump on the bandwagon and write letters! **DISCONTINUED**
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 63 - Words: 9,859 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011
Latinoni by xmono-chrome reviews
Takes place sometime after Hetaoni. Some of the Latin nations heard about what happened in the mansion but don't really believe it. As they go inside the mansion, they are trapped and now have to find a way out. Most importantly, come back out alive.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Mexico
Why did you? by Forgotten Cross reviews
Rain. The Atlantic Ocean. Waves. A cliff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased an ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Spain - Complete
ANTONIO FERNADEZ CARRIEDO: User Guide and Manual by EliteKessu reviews
This is for me and my friends. It's NOT LolliDictator's so please do not confuse mine with LolliDictator's. Co-Author is SugarandDarkness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Spain
Youngest Son by Alix Cohen reviews
At the time of Rome's death, Britannia had four sons. This is the story of how the youngest became a great Nation. FrUK, ArthurxElizabeth
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
I Love You, You Jerk by Spanano reviews
Spain's caught a cold-and doesn't want to be lonely, luckily, Romano's there to comfort him in his time of need. SPAMANO ONE-SHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Austria's Sweet Musical Letters to the World by CrashTheMIGHTY reviews
Guess what! Austria-san has decided to recive letters too! Isn't this EXCITING? Please feel free to write away!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Austria
Breaking Antonio by AshCollector reviews
A slip of a alcohol loosen tongue tells the entire party Antonio is gay. Weeks of teasing go by and Antonio doesn't even notice. Bullying, hitting, tripping, insulting, it bevomes his everyday school life. But still, he doesn't seem to care. Bt he does.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Operation: Breakup by Hokuto Uchiha reviews
AU. When Mrs. Beilschmidt starts dating Mr. Zwingli, it causes tension among the kids. Meanwhile, Mrs. Jones and Mr. Braginski are dating, and the Jones siblings don't like it. Together, these kids go on a quest to break up the couples.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Prussia, America
The Worst Enemy by Liss-Sama reviews
... is yourself. Antonio knew this best of all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Spain
Will you go out with me? by Forgotten Cross reviews
Scene in which Teruel asks Valencia out. OCs
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
Letters From My Pan, Now Sunny Side Up! by Roma-Nana reviews
Hungary bought a new home, so now her adress has changed. Write letters to our odd, frying pan and yaoi loving tom-boy-ish girl, Hungary! OC's accepted. A continuation of "Letters, Fresh From The Pan" Letters fanfiction. Rated T. C'mon, it's Elizaveta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 400 - Words: 72,685 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Hungary - Complete
Piyo! Even Birds Can Write Letters! by Mega-Prindel-of-Doom reviews
Piyo! Gilbird has finally jumped onto the letter writing bandwagon after witnessing his master do the same. Send him your letters now! Rated T to be safe. Nothing too explicit, please.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2011
God Save the Queen From These Letters by qhckaloyhzcxtmb reviews
England's responding to your letters now, too! Everything accepted- OCs, fanmail, yaoi, you name it. Rated T because of England's occasional potty mouth and drunkenness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 500 - Words: 113,055 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Oye! If Everyone else is doing it, So am I! by Divine.But.Unkind reviews
Well, Tio Spain, Big sister Nicaragua and that Jerk of a Mexico are writting letters, I should too! So please do send in your letters, and I will answer, or try if I'm not causing chaos with El Salvador!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011
Whether You Have Assets or Not by Roma-Nana reviews
Lovino is glad Antonio came to save him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/21/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
I Swear To Not Get Burger Grease On These Letters by The Genius of Evil reviews
America is now heroically accepting letters! And he'll take any letters coming his way. NOTE: Please make sure that the letters are all in...American... - Inspired by all those other letter stories because they're just so interesting...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,960 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - America
Letters to Colombia! by SpyNya-Chan007 reviews
Yes, I've decided to join in on the bandwagon. Getting tired of these yet? Well, send in your letters to my OC, Colombia. I promise she won't bite. :3 . . . . R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011
Letters to Faroe by SoulKat reviews
Faroe Islands has decided to join her fellow nations in having people write letters to her! Anything is game! Please submit!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2011
letters to tampa bay by pyron55 reviews
send letters to my OC tampa bay!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011
The School of Nations by AngelicTrinity reviews
One of England's spells backfire, turning all the nations into teenagers. Seeing the situation as an opportunity to improve international relationships, their bosses order the now teen countries to attend an international academy for an entire year.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,391 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - America
Wammy's Asylum by 9shadowcat9 reviews
Light suffers from DID and is sent to Wammy's asylum where he mets the OCD kid Near, the guy who thinks he's fighting orcs and suddenly wonders how he's meant to remain sane. And Mello's not helping matters either. KiraBB MelloNear LXlight FINISHED! :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,715 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Roommates by Mad Eclair reviews
Hitsugaya Toushiro and Hinamori Momo, two very different collage students with one thing in common. An address! How will they live together and What secrets might they keep? First HitsuHina!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,885 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori
Band Geeks by grawrgrawrninja reviews
If Gilbert doesn't shut his trumpet then Elizabeta will smash his face with her saxophone while Alfred is trying to use his trombone to impress Arthur, but Art will empty the spit valve onto Al's new shoes all while Heracles sleeps on his barry.Gakuen AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,024 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Prussia, Hungary
Korea's Letters to the World by Mikamizu Mouri reviews
Hello everyone, Korea here! Since America and the other countries are writing letters to the world and all so I thought why not try that myself so send in your reviews please!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - South Korea
Texas' Letters to the world by zelda03 reviews
Well, everyone else was doin' one so I though 'Why not' xD So anyways Write some letters to Texas! WHOO
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 14,908 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010
God Damn It Stop Biting Your Nails! by Ambiguous Cake reviews
yep, it has happened. Kid finally snapped when he finds a girl biting her nails. Frustrating him to no end, Kid decides that this must stop at any possible cost! how far will he go to end this and what will happen on the way?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,908 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Death The Kid
Prussias Awesome letters to the world by Theawesomeme reviews
An addition to MatthewKirklandWilliams and ciddlesandbits's Alfreds and Matthews letters to the world...Theyve started a trend! Write to and ask Prussia what you wish, hes here to answer his fan mail!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 14,673 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Prussia
Ask North America! by Valainstima reviews
The new hit show with your favorite North American countries, America, Canada and Mexico! UsCan. And OC!Mexico. Please review! Ratings may change over time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - America, Canada
Su Vida De Lucha by Lepori reviews
He had to survive all of it: his mother's death, struggles he faced as a Nation, and most of all, the man with the deceiving smile named Spain. From colony to country, the world would eventually recognize him as Mexico.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Mexico
Iceland's Letters to the World by LicoriceAndPuffins reviews
Iceland is writing letters to the world. Inspired by the many others who are also doing this. Ratings will vary depending on the letters so T for now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Iceland
Attack of the OCs! by Abbie Von Dutch reviews
Teddy Fatale. Age: 17. Rating: Awesome / Victoria Sakura Yuki Nicholson. Age: 18. Rating: Slutty / Knives Chau. Age: 16. Rating: Unoriginal / Marylin Friday. Age: 17. Rating: Angsty / Lily Potter. Age: 16. Rating: Ninja?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Death The Kid
Dark Side of the Moon by normal-on-strike3zq reviews
When Percy leaves, Annabeth is forced to relieve her pain in an unforseen way. Will Percy Find out Before it's too late? M for cutting, canon pairings aka Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Who's Your Favorite, America? by Burning Ice Phoenix reviews
Bored at a meeting, Prussia asks America's states: Out of all of their different Dad's, which has America loved the most? Warning: Lots of OC states?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/9/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
Life is Cold by onomatopoetical reviews
FINISHED! 12 years old and he saw his parents dead, and lost most of his childhood memories the same day. Now he's back in town 3 years later, co-owning a Night Club and working his way up through a tough gang. Then he saw HER, and everything changed. 3/4
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,861 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Letting the Cat Out of the Bag by onomatopoetical reviews
Sequel to Cat's Meow- Wally's curse is acting up again! This time, if he doesn't fix it, he'll be stuck a cat forever! Can he tell Kuki what his heart says before it's too late? Then there's the three kittens he's got to worry about...3/4 2/5 Finished!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,801 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
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HetaOni: Latin America reviews
There was an old Mansion on a mountain. The Latin American countries go find out what's going on. Now they're in a race for their lives... OC's rated T
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012
Autumn! What the hell did you do! reviews
When my sister accidentally clicked something for Hetalia units, my not so normal life changed forever. Based on Lollidictator's manualfics. This is rated for my and others horrible potty mouth. and for yaoi. and yaoi obsessions.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,157 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011
Fairy Tales reviews
Papa never told me Fairy Tales when I was little. Was it because his own fairy Tale shattered? Rated K OC-centric: Chiapas and Mexico Drabble/oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Mexico - Complete
MARIA CALLAS: user guide and manual reviews
Congratulation! you have purchased the MARIA CALLAS unit! This manual will show you how to deal with her. rated for perversion. OC!Colombia Based off of Lollidictator's manuals
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Complete
East and West Florida are writing letters! reviews
East and West Florida got bored, so the twins decided to write letters ! rated T for stuff that's bound to happen and East Florida's mouth at times .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 247 - Words: 25,377 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - America
HIE! MY TORTOISES ATE THE LETTERS! reviews
After Ecuador finally agreed, Galapagos can write letters now! She really wants to meet everyone! so write to the adorable girl rated for possible language and possible situations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 99 - Words: 12,212 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012
Managua's letters: Because I said so reviews
After watching his Mama write letters, Managua decides that he wants to write letters too. Let's see if he can succeed. Rated T for themes that probably will come up, cursing, and firecrackers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 617 - Words: 55,721 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011
цирк reviews
Micos decides to run away to the circus to escape his crumbling life. But he soon learns that it's more sinister than it appears to be. OC centric: Belize. Dark!circus AU. might be bumped to M.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011
The seven Deadly Sins reviews
These stories are of those who succumbed to a deadly sin. Once you succumb, there is no turning back. Now, it's the Latin American Nations' turn to recite these deadly tales. Rated T. A collection of oneshots
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012
The Forgotten Anthem of Los Altos reviews
Everyone knew about Chiapas, but no one knew about his twin brother, Los Altos. After America asks a question, Guatemala reflects on her son that she tried so hard to forget... rated T for cursing and themes. OC-centric. Guatemala oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Complete
Alejandro Moreno versus the world reviews
Alejandro Moreno was a 20 something bass guitar for his band. He has a high school girlfriend, but he has found the girl of his dreams! The only problem? He has to defeat her 7 evil exes. Hetalia/Scott pilgrim crossover. Rated T. OC's and genderbentness.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2011
White Treasure
This drug was her escape, her way to forget everything. But was it a solution, or what made her situation worse? Was this thing really a White Treasure? Or was it a Devil's drug? OC centric Atlantica Sur rated for drug use and language. oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Published: 11/22/2011
I need a Doctor
The Central American countries all seem to have something about themselves. Something that isn't exactly "good". These are their stories. A series of oneshots. Rated T just in case
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011
Pet reviews
After Venezuela and Ecuador left, Colombia clung to the only one she had left. her little sister, Panama. includes Possessive!fem!Colombia and little!fem!Panama. rated T. oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - America - Complete
Aren't I Nicaraguan? reviews
It's 1941 and Matagalpa just lost his house, his rights, and his freedom. "I always did hate being called a gringo..." historical fic. oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Complete
Magic screws everyone over reviews
Belize wanted to ask his crush out, and asks his "Mama" England for help. However, Magic was probably not the best idea. character/OC rated T for cursing and other themes. NOT Sey/Eng!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Seychelles, England/Britain
Things Nicaragua isn't allowed to do reviews
Here is the list of things that Nicaragua isn't allowed to do. Warning: rated T for cursing, sexual comments, and randomness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
Dearly Beloved reviews
She just wanted to be loved... Luisa can't deal with the problems anymore... rated T for some minor cursing and character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2011 - America - Complete
LUISA RODRIGUEZ: User Guide and Manual reviews
Congratulations! You have ordered a LUISA RODRIGUEZ unit. This Manual will show you how to take care of your unit. rated T for stuff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011
Costa Rica: He's not a girl, dudes reviews
Costa Rica is on his blog trying to explain to his fans that he is a guy, not a girl. Sadly, his twin sister Nicaragua barges in and kind of screws up the whole plan. oneshot. Rated T because of cursing, themes, and leather pants.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
Why Nica doesn't have family dinners reviews
This is why Nicaragua doesn't have family dinners more often. Rated T for cursing, pissed of departments, and underage drinking. oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
Why did it have to come to this? reviews
Bwa, crappy title. Nicaragua's life had been perfect until something happened. Something that would change her and her views forever. Historical fic. Oneshot. Rated T for Nica's potty mouth
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
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