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Joined 09-20-09, id: 2089856, Profile Updated: 08-21-11
Author has written 11 stories for Dark Angel, Covert Affairs, Fringe, and 100.

Hi y'all.

So I thought I'd better update my profile because my old one was a bit dated. Just for the record I'm 24, female and an Aussie (which is why I always use British spelling and say shag instead of screw). I have a cat called Nero Claudius Caesar and a boyfriend who thinks I write nothing but smut, which is sort of true ;D

Current ships are Annie/Auggie from Covert Affairs and Max/Alec from Dark Angel. I also really suck at writing inside any decent time frame, the muse seems to only strike when I have some giant project due then ups and vanishes for a year so sorry to people who are waiting for updates.

I'm in the market for a Beta Reader! Please help me, I'm a rubbish editor for my own work. PM me if you are willing!

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Week of the Cat by Seamagik reviews
Continuation of Yawn from my alphabet series, From A to M and Beyond. If you forgot, the first chapter is the original one-shot. M/A
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 95,629 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Alec, Max
You Wait for a Silence by bellarke reviews
Princess, pain in the ass but noble and just, and freaking beautiful inside and out, whichever way he looks.
100 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Clarke G., Bellamy B. - Complete
Stupid and Chaste by bellarke reviews
Her worry, her strength, her logic and most of all her heart. It's all Bellamy.
100 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Clarke G., Bellamy B. - Complete
Round II by Seamagik reviews
Nickeldime17 wanted to play the alphabet game again and asked me to supply the prompts; everyone knows I have a fangirl crush on Nickledime17, so here you go. Round II of the Max and Alec alphabet game with new Seamagik supplied prompts.
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 202,606 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Max, Alec
The Movement of the Earth by audreyii-fic reviews
Jacob imprints on Bella. It changes things. A re-write of New Moon, beginning on page 242 in Chapter 10: "The Meadow."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,238 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
And You Think It's Complicated Now by 9548 reviews
Impulsive actions lead to questionable decisions that have consequences...
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Olivia D., Lincoln L.
The Definition of Want by audreyii-fic reviews
You know how Edward offered to let Bella and Jacob make puppies? And we all secretly wondered how that would go? Yeah. It's one of those. J/B. Set post-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Returning Favors by BrokenPoetry reviews
"You're too good to me, you know?" Auggie asked. "Pfft. Are you crazy? This is just one of the thousands of favors I owe you." "It can't be thousands." "Would you like them alphabetically or chronologically?" Between Friends Sequel. One-Shot.
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Verbal Sparring by NeoNails reviews
Step. Arm. Step. Twist. Elbow. Aaand- flat on her back. "Oh," she groaned, letting her head fall back against the padded floor. "You suck." Auggie/Annie fluff, as per usual.
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
CheckMate by 00Tyler00 reviews
Post Freak Nation. Pre Freedom.
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,886 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Max, Alec - Complete
Postcards by audreyii-fic reviews
Yet another mid-New Moon J/B roadtrip fic. She wonders how she forgot that he's just sixteen. Sixteen and somehow overnight the whole weight of the world dropped on his broad shoulders, and it's not fair and she has to get him out of here. So she will.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Origami Flowers by dedic8ted reviews
She declines his offer. After all, she works alone.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Neal C., Alex H. - Complete
Alphabet Challenge by bewarethemelodrama reviews
Go look at nickeldime17's 'From A to Z'. This is my take on her alphabet drabble challenge about Max and Alec. Insert obligatory 'don't own anything' disclaimer here. Re-uploading to fix site formating errors.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,875 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Alec, Max - Complete
Love's Not A Competition, But I'm Winning by Zhailei reviews
A little friendly competition never hurt anybody, right? Alec/Max.
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Max, Alec - Complete
Awkward by tylee17 reviews
"Tell me something, Alec: is Max - is it helping her to know that I'm…safe?" - After that infamous hand-holding scene, Logan and Alec get a chance to talk... M/A-ish...
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Logan C./Eyes Only, Alec - Complete
Hate Me in the Morning by inzane73 reviews
Alec can never seem to do the smart thing when Max is around.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Alec, Max - Complete
Cat Got Your Tongue by aflightoffancy reviews
Max and Alec are sent on a mission to save another transgenic, only to find they’re the ones in need of saving... MA.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,107 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Need by AKA DD reviews
It was something so simple, and yet she didn't know how to ask.
Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Alec, Max - Complete
The Basement by audreyii-fic reviews
Three months postBerrisford Agenda, midPilot. Things go a little differently for Max at the beginning of Season One. Alternate Universe. MA. Permanent Hiatus.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,232 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Max, Alec
Only One by Stand In Girl reviews
Alec notices the differences between Sam and Max. MA.
Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Alec, Max - Complete
Mixed Signals by AKA DD reviews
JamPony FicAThon entry: Prompt: Two guys walk into a bar...Alec finds out some very interesting things about Max from Logan. MA. Standalone.
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Alec, Max - Complete
The Carpe Felis Series by audreyii-fic reviews
Max/Alec. Begins during Borrowed Time. Heat can really screw up an already screwed up relationship.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Max, Alec - Complete
They Didn't Train Me for This by Baloo reviews
[AU] He was sent to capture and bring in the rogue, 452, but unforeseen complications changed everything. Feline DNA...pheromones...residual feelings? What’s a genetically engineered supersoldier to do? And what are two of them to do, together? M/A
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,808 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 6/3/2002
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Coffee reviews
Coffee smells good, so does Max. This story is a bit naughty, beware.
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Alec, Max
After the fall reviews
Her world has fallen out from underneath her, but he still won't let her go.
100 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Clarke G., Bellamy B. - Complete
Sparks to Tinder reviews
There is a million things Clarke doesn't want to think about, but Bellamy is determined to force her to let some of her anger out, even if it's directed at him. Things do not go as planned. Rated T for now.
100 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 95 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Clarke G., Bellamy B.
Whoever we need to be reviews
She's dead on her feet, but Clarke is too stubborn to let something as petty as exhaustion stop her, not when there is more work to do. The problem is there is always more work to do. Post episode 08, Exploring Clarke and Bellamy's uneasy peace.
100 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Clarke G., Bellamy B. - Complete
Fade Into You reviews
Amberverse Lincoln and Olivia. There is something about Lincoln, some affinity to Olivia that she can't shake, like he's the jigsaw piece that tumbled out of the box and under the couch, the thing she had forgotten was missing.
Fringe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Lincoln L., Olivia D.
The Adventures of A Squared reviews
He leaned in closer to her, placing his hands on her desk; invading her space, demanding her attention. "Let me refresh your memory," he murmured, tone low and intimate "You slept with me last night and then snuck out this morning without saying a word."
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Annie W., Auggie A.
Anything you need me to be reviews
Annie and Auggie's signature banter with a little bit of heated chemistry. My first CA fanfic. Please R&R!
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Annie W., Auggie A.
Alphabetti Spaghetti reviews
Because I've loved so many of your alphabet games I've decided to do one of my own. M/A Romantic, sexy, humorous and some angst and drama. Please RR :
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Alec, Max
Sleep reviews
There was something about watching her sleep. Alec's night time obsession.
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Alec, Max
House of Cards reviews
wrote this to begin at the end of freak nation and then read 'Awkward' in the Max and Alec community and cried that it was so much better than mine. Sigh. Anyway. This is Max/Alec, slowly developing their relationship. Luv you all. Keep typing!
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Alec, Max
Sleepover reviews
This is an extension of the scene in Hello, Goodbye season 2 episode 17 where Max and Alec are going over the painful subject of Ben. Max and Alec shipper but their romance is slow to develop.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Max, Alec - Complete
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