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Joined 09-20-09, id: 2089943, Profile Updated: 11-29-14
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Death Note.

11/29/14

Friendly reminder that I have no way of responding to your lovely reviews if you are a guest and do not have an account. Once again, my skype is salem(insert dot here)lunafata . Or you could simply search Luna Fata. Still working hard on chapter 16 of P&P. I'm about thirty pages in. Very much love, and please do add me on skype. If you still have trouble, simply PM or review P&P with your skype name. I will delete it after I have added you if you indicate that you want this to be done.

SaLEm


11/24/14

Hello. I am currently avoiding doing an essay for my English class, and have decided to pick back up on my writing. And because I miss you guys. One of you, a guest, reviewed and said you had trouble finding my skype? It is indeed Salem(dot)lunafata. I'm not sure why skype is saying I don't exist... try just searching luna fata? I would love to speak with you.

Sorry again to you all. I have been having a couple issues with stress-management and mental health, but I am currently disregarding my school responsibilities to do a bit of writing. Feel free to talk.

SaLEm

6/11/14

I do hope ExperimentDeath checks this, because I believe that is your forgotten username, dear reader.

Also, I now have a tumblr, folks. TheCackler. Follow and I follow back:)

Can't wait to hear your opinions on chapter 15 of P&P. PLEASE review.

SaLEm

2/11/14

I have been awake for 23 hours. Everyone, Skype me! Rant ideas and whatever or just talk. It will help the writing. Plus it will help me tie up loose ends that I may have forgotten... I do that. Sleep eludes me right now... The skype is 'Salem(dot)LunaFata'.

If you're lucky, you're video-call may be answered with me wearing a Tobi mask If I'm still awake/hyperactive by then. If not, you just have to deal with my face.

Save me from boredom, dear readers.

SaLEm

12/20/13

Fuck.
I know the the last P&P chapter wasn't so good, sorry, but there are other pressing matters that have me ready to shoot myself.
I... Can't... Write... I've been focused on P&P for so long that, while working on one of my side projects, I discovered that I can't write in normal POV. This is going to kill me. It's simply not a good project for alternating POV. Fuck.

A slightly distressed,

SaLEm

12/9/13

Good news. I will be updating P&P within the week, most definitely. Depending on the response from my beta, I just may upload it tonight unedited. I know it's been awhile, but better late than never. If you find it dull, feel free to bitch me out, most criticism is constructive any way. Well, I have little else to say other than 'Review!'. Hope you enjoy.

SaLEm

10/19/13

Hello. I feel as though I haven't been on in some time, and I do apologize, dear friends. I have been writing, though, so please have mercy. However, a large chunk of new material for Chapter fourteen of Power and Possession was deleted, and then my laptop charger broke. I know. I too am in despair. These things only seem to happen when I want to write... Just know that I have at least thirty pages written. Feel free to message me your complaints and concerns, as I desire some reading material and you folks always have something interesting to say... With sincere apologies at my disappearance, my dears.

SaLEm

7/31/13

Greetings. I am still alive, but I am surely dying. I am so uninspired that I have been rereading old chapters of P&P. It's quite terrible. There are so many little details that I damn myself for putting in because I must remember them now... Keeping up with it is quite tasking, I promise you. Plus, I have found that typing is rather uncomfortable with a room mate... Give me your best wishes, loved ones.

Oh, and please do send me some lovely ItaMada/MadaIta if you happen to get your dirty little claws upon it? I would be most appreciative.

SaLEm

4/1/13

So I'm going to discontinue Power and Possession... HA! April fools, friends... In all seriousness, though, I'm thinking about just writing a smutty one-shot. Let's face it- we need more porn of our favorite Uchiha, and frankly, there is NOT enough. I'm up to my nose in SasuNaru porn, have of it badly written, but we need some Uchihacest, and I'm not talking SasUKE bein' all hard for Nii-san... Yes, almost done with P&P chapter 13. No, I have not edited it yet. Yes, I have a migraine. Yes, I Skyped with a reader and enjoyed myself. Yes, I want more MadaIta/ItaMada porn. Someone dedicate some to me?

SaLEm

3/28/13

Greetings friends, 'tis me again. I'm in quite the shitty spot in P&P. I need some Fanspiration. No, it's not a word, I made it up just now. I'm getting quite a few great ideas from a new friend on FF, though! This will be the first ever reader that I have ever Skyped, so I am quite nervous and jittery. I hope that seeing the face and voice behind the writing won't ruin it...
Anyways, I shall work diligently on the chapter to have it up. Thank you all for your patience and continuously loyal following and reviews.

SaLEm

3/25/13

Hello, friends. I know it's been quite some time since I've updated, but life is pretty cluttered at the moment. Many things happenin' around me and such. I have the worst writer's block, but refuse to start something new until I've finish P&P! I have also learned many things about my style of writing that makes it hard for me to have faith that what I'm putting out there is worth reading. I will thank all of those readers who care enough to review and PM me. I truly love your feedback and thoroughly enjoy speaking with you! Honestly, if I could skype you people, I would, but I doubt anyone would do that and give up their 'secret identity'. I adore talking to strangers, and I also love the mystery of anonymous writers, but it's pretty even. I hope to have the new chapters out soon, but Chapter 13 of P&P most certainly will not be a sixty-something pager like 12, sorry. I thank you for your faithfulness to my story! Please continue to wait for me, my darlings!

SaLEm

1/7/13 'Update'

Happy New Year, friends. I just updated P&P with a rather long chapter(61 pages, 30,771 words to be exact). Sorry for leaving it alone for so long, I have been really busy. I've decided to update my other Itamada multichapter, because that one has been super neglected, but I find that it's so difficult for me to write! It seems that when I started this story, I had a different writing style, and it's SO difficult to go back to! Wish me luck, though, I like both multichap fics equally, I promise! Feel free to PM me, I adore talking to fellow ItachixMadara(don't care who's Seme) and SasukeXNaruto fans, as well as others, I do not discriminate! Rant to me all you want, tell me what ya think.

SaLEm

9/5/12 'Update'/ rant...

Holy crap, so my computer has been down for like two weeks now! Do you know how insane I am right now?! I'm losing it! I want to read and write SO bad! So, I apologize for the lack of update, I can't even open word, so I have yet to write the new chapter for P&P! Ugh, this sucks! I can only get on FF.net through the home computer and I'm too paranoid to write... >.> ...Also, why has no one else updated?! I NEVER get alerts! None of the people I favorite ever update their stories, and good Madaita/Itamada is hard to come by as it is! Well, I hope to update within the next week, but that's only hope. *sigh*

-End Rant

SaLEm

9/16/12 'Update'/ share

So I went to the Gay Pride parade in Dallas and ended up in the News Paper, supposedly. LOL. I thought it was rather funny. If you do live in the area of Dallas and see something about the parade, you shall see two friends of mine in a drunken makeout session. I'm probably off to the side screaming for beads, that is if they found us worthy. There were three dike-fights in which a rather butch lesbian left in a stretcher. Cops did nothing about that, or the free jello shots being given to the minors. I claimed the age of twenty three, by the way ;D 'Twas quite the time, Can't wait for next year, or Fort Worth's Pride parade in october.

"It's FUCKEN PRIIIIDE!!" -Quote of drunken lesbian friend.

SaLEm

11/20/12 'Update'/ hey wassup

So, I'm sure you're all ready to skin me, but I must say I'm having quite the time with P&P.(I also just realized that this abbreviation could be mistaken for Pride&Prejudice) Any ways, I'm stuck in an awful rut, and I have no idea how to transition from one part of the story to another... FML.
Also, when I have finished P&P, I have a wonderful new story I can't wait to begin. I think it's rather original, at least I have never read anything like it. It's inspired by the most epic, suspenseful, goosebump inducing song I've ever heard... 'Himne' by Roelof Temmingh. I shall probably include the word Himne in the title. It will not follow the actual storyline but it shall be in the Ninja-verse. I plan to make it very supernatural and if you like spooky stuff I'm sure you will enjoy it. It will be MadaIta(not ItaMada), but it will definately be strange. If you care to get a good taste of the theme, you can go on youtube and search 'Himne by Roelof Temmingh' and the first thing that pops up is the video(it's just a slideshow). Please do message me your oppinion on this idea, or 'Himne' itself, because you most likely will have an oppinion of the song. Love, hate, whatever. Anyways, just thought I'd update, as I have been rather stagnant it seems. I hope to get out of this rut and update soon. Thank you for your immeasurable patience.

SaLEm

Greetings.

Name: SaLEm

Favorite anime(s): KuroShitsuji(Black Butler),Deathnote (love.), Naruto, Naruto:shippuden. (Yes, these are the FAVORITES. Though I have seen many animes, I adore these and can recall just about every event in each.)

Favorite Naruto Characters: Itachi, Madara, Gaara, Sasuke, KaKashi, and Orochimaru.

Favorite Naruto pairings:SasuNaru(&SasuFEM!Naru), ItaMada(&ItaFEM!Mada). I honestly don't care.

Favorite side pairings: NejiGaa, Leesaku (give the guy a chance), Kibahina, Shikatem, KakaIru.

Favorite Death Note Characters: L, Ryuuku, Mello, Light.

Favorite Death Note pairings: L/Light

Favorite side pairings: Mello/Matt (I like the girly boy to be seme. It intrigues me...)

Favorite KuroShitsuji Characters: UnderTaker, Sebastian, Ciel, Grell

Favorite KuroShitsuji Pairings: SebaCiel, And I'd be willing to read anything with UnderTaker...

Favorite side pairing: UnderTaker. I just love him. I don't need logic.

Also, I ship mostly ItaMada / Madaita (But I do love SasuNaru and NaruSasu, it's yummy...)

Because face it: there is less than 10 Itachi-Madara anythings. And if your like:"eww. Madara is gross." then that is a LIE. Simply google 'ItaMada Lily' and prepare to have a new obssession. My profile picture should make a nice sample, but there is plenty of nice artwork of ItaMada. They go together so well! There is such a crazy-complex about them that gives them just enough 'messed up' to make a lovely couple.

Hmm, What I'm cool with?

Mpreg. Yeah, I can get down with it. Gotta love kids, I just hate when all you ever hear about is their kid. I think it's funny when the kid walks in on pervy things. It's funny. (gotta learn somehow.)

Incest? duh, I'm an ItaMada addict.

demon-crazy stuff, LOVE it.

Abuse? only if it's mutual or if they gots some lovey feelings behind their angry fist :) Tough love is needed sometimes...

I'm also cool with obsession, no esplaination for it, I just am :D

Where was I? Oh, Pet Peeves...

Weak Naruto: No matter the gender or orientation, Naruto is still Naruto. Strong, brave, goofy, mischievous, good-hearted, never-back-down, Powerful, HERO Naruto. I'm tired of people taking away that awesome, Ball-sy personality and replacing it with a cry baby's! What the Hell. Don't ruin the main character.

Names/honorifics: Okay, This is FANfiction.net. Most would say that a fan knows how to spell a main character's name. Not 'Saske', but 'SASUKE'. I've seen the name: 'Kankurou' spelled atleast 4 different ways. What the hell. I mean the name 'Ryuuku', from Deathnote, is understandable, but come on guys. I know you're American and some names are just too freaking asian, but atleast google their name spelling. And don't use honorifics if you don't know what they mean. And if your going to put a long ass sentance in romanized japanese and not leave a translation at the bottom, what the hell are your readers supposed to do if: "Gomennasai, Ryuuzaki-san, t-to, Arigatou-gozaimasu... Ai-Aishiteru!" Pops up? They are going to miss a super cheesy love confession, a Thank you, and an APOLOGY from Yagami Light! That doesn't happen alot, my friends.

Sakura bashing: I honestly don't like her much either, but come on... "Sakura = the root of all evil" is not a good plot. I like it when she's the besty and sure, she and Naruto can both like sasuke and fight for him a bit but sooner or later, the girl has to understand that Sasuke isn't a fan of boobs.

kiddie porn: NO.

'Magic': If Sasuke or Naruto (or any other pairing for that matter) have hated eachother their entire lives, then one date or crappy love confession isn't going to make them do some school-girl-180 and adore the other!

Sasuke: "Oh, Naruto, I've hated you my entire life. Even this morning I was plotting your death, but, this past two hours I was just forced to spend with you made me realize, I'm madly in love with you."

Naruto: "Oh Em Gee, I feel the same way! This was the best date I've ever had! I think we should have passionate sex! I hated you before you said that last sentence, but, now... I just dont know what would happen if I lost you!"

Seriously? Seriously. I have actually read a fanfiction with similar dialogue, minus the dry sarcasm. How about we build up a story line and a dash of substance? I hear that plot makes a nice story too, just saying...

So yeah. I dont really wanna get into pairings I dont like because I'm lazy, but i will tell you two things...

1.) No sasusaku. He's hated her since day one. I know this is fanfiction but its about as possible as Oro-Lee. It's not gonna happen. Not on my watch... >.>

2.) All Near is, is an albino L. I dont like him. In my mind, he shall die alone with no one. Okay, maybe that was a bit harsh...

Funfact!

I am completely computer retarded! I do not use my e-mail, so If you have something you want to say or talk about, then just PM me or even better, review! Reviews make me feel good and write faster! I just recently figured out that you can see if people have viewed you(as of 6/14/12. I have been on this site for atleast two years now.), so that just goes to show that I'm completely ignorant to how this website works... Just letting you guys know, so if it seems that I'm ignoring you, its because I'm just figuring out how to work this thing...

Also! I loooooove Korean and Japanese music!

Oh, By the way...

I have this thing where I take characters that I like and make them my spouses. I know, fangirls, they're "yours"... but let me just have this... *dreamy eyes*

Anyways, I guess you deserve to know who I have chosen to wed.

Naruto:ITACHI, Madara, Kakashi, Gaara, and The Fourth Hokage- Minato Namikaze!!!

Bleach: Urahara and Ulquiorra (Even though I've only seen him and heard his voice.)

Deathnote: L.

KuroShitsuji: UnderTaker, Sebastian

Slaves *Those who are sexy but are also heartless bastards so I will not marry them...*

Naruto: Uchiha Sasuke. Jeez he's a jerk. And he's atLEAST mildly insane now...

Deathnote: Yagami *im a gay*Light... and Mello.-He's not a COMPLETE jerk but hes too crazy to marry. But mmm he sexii.

Do keep in touch, my dears.

That is all. SaLEm

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Caramel Sex Tapes by AshesTheTerrible reviews
AHHH! WHATS L DOING IN THE SHOWER? AHHH! LIGHT WATCHING GAY PORN? WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE POOR COOKIES L? intrested? read and find out! *L's POV*/LXHis hand?/LXLight/ YAOI!in later chapters
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,619 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Light Y.
Pool Love by cygnusdolphinus reviews
Haruka strips. Makoto supresses his gay urges. MakoHaru
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T.
Urges by Xsaku-uchihaX reviews
Having dreamt of dominating Levi for numerous night. Eren's fantasy finally become reality.-Ereri oneshot AU
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Make him my uke by BreezeCodi reviews
When Itachi gets annoyed over Madara being a manwhore, what happens? MadaIta, MadaSasu, MadaIzu... MadaEveryone... Rated for swearing and a later lemon. Yaoi, lemon, bondage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Madara U., Itachi U.
Ghost Flowers by patterns-at-dusk reviews
The war Madara has waged against Konoha has started, Sasuke is becoming more corrupt with hatred and vengeance everyday, and Naruto is keeping a secret from him that could change everything. SasuFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,624 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Naruko U. - Complete
Broken Down by FMAvatard reviews
Eren Jaeger is about to learn invaluable information about how to be a cooperative soldier. (Sexuality, language) (Ereri/Riren)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Penumbra by BloodColoredRose reviews
Ciel's new demon days are not going smoothly, no thanks to his butler. He knows Sebastian hates him; he can feel it. To make matters worse, Ciel is starving. All. The. Time. Meanwhile, Sebastian has issues of his own to deal with. Such as the sudden desires Ciel sparks in him, and the fact that Ciel is getting much unwanted attention from other demons. Seb x Ciel. M to be safe.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
The Raven and the Reaper by Undertaker's Madness reviews
While attempting to procure Undertaker's help for the Ripper case, Sebastian manages to give him his first rate laugh and convince him to offer his services free of charge during the rest of the case. Takes place during and after Undertaker's first appearance in the anime. Sebastian/Undertaker Yaoi warning.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,512 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Sebastian M., Undertaker - Complete
Bit By Byte by xxtarragonxx reviews
When Sakura Haruno said she needed a persocom, she didn't really mean for one to drop out of the sky and hit her on the head, but hey, you take what you get, right? xOVER Most likely SLASH/YAOI.
Crossover - Naruto & Chobits - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Good Intentions by thehornedcasanova reviews
When Vincent and Rachel Phantomhive are murdered, Undertaker is devastated. The absence of Vincent, his best friend and lover is more than he can bear. Ciel had disappeared but later returned with a mysterious butler. Who was he? More appropriately, what was he? The Shinigami ponders. When the demon and the reaper dance, only one has good intentions. Modern/yaoi/ sort of AU
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,851 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Undertaker, Sebastian M.
Retail Therapy by Rasengan22 reviews
Even bad habits can lead to a good thing once in a while. AU. SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,466 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Happily Ever After by yunakitty reviews
Future, NowakixHiroki. The Egoist couple adopts a little boy. Their life changes for the better, and they still manage to keep a hot sex life. Full of plenty of humor and sweetness.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 84,830 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K.
Fish Bird by The Eternity Dragon reviews
He had to somehow break the silence between then. 'I never meant to love you.' Sasuke said, 'I didn't want to, I never planned to.' 'Sasuke,' Naruto replied, 'you've ruined everything.' SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 167,155 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Deceiving Moon by elric0sis reviews
A MadaIta angst drabble for the lovely KalineReine on DA! I hope you enjoy it ! Rated just for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Love Story by losthope90 reviews
Naruko-hime and Sasuke met when they were young by chance and became childhood sweethearts. However, they will have to overcome many challenges and obstacles in order to be together. Sasuke x FemNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,262 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
His Hands by TheWammy'sHouseReject reviews
Hands that murdered. Hands that held... Itachi's hands were Madara's favorite part of him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
To Feel alive by TheWammy'sHouseReject reviews
In that one moment, he felt alive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
From boxers to bras by ChosenMibhar reviews
Naruto gets turned into a girl and now the guys are starting to see Konoha's loudest ninja in a new light. Poor, poor Naruto… A femmNaruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,589 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Have You Seen my Butler? by Skyklutz the Storyteller reviews
During a fight, Ciel accidentally orders Sebastian to forget everything. Now the fledgling demon must find his eternal servant before time runs out! Post Season 2 SebaCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Irrefutable Connection by ErmengardeSecret reviews
L lays open his life, soul and existance to Light and Light does the same for L, writing the last of his secrets upon L's skin. Light and L forge an unbreakable agreement to never betray each other; aiding and influencing one another without fear.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,883 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/13/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
My Beautiful Disaster by Sasurealian reviews
I am a demon and my life revolves around devouring souls. However, soon I start to serve under a young boy, who not only smells like heaven and sin combined, but has the most broken soul that is the most beautiful disaster. AU SebaCiel Yaoi
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,869 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Trick or Treat Bocchan by Hitokiri Dark Empress reviews
Sebastian x Undertaker x Ciel done as a request.Smutty with a shota, so enter at your own risk. Ciel mocks All Hallow's Eve to be childish, little did he know he's going to have a nasty surprise...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Ciel P., Undertaker - Complete
It's All Fun And Games Until Someone Gets Hurt by Kandakicksass reviews
One horrible night, Itachi was raped. Now, Madara has to pick up the pieces and he's not sure if he can without losing his mind in the process. Oneshot, MadaxIta. Giftfic for Chi Takashi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
Family 'Bonding' by Innocent Sinner in Hell reviews
Madara -Tobi- comes to Itachi one day. Itachi's used to Madara coming to him, but he ISN'T used to THIS! Warnings: yaoi boyxboy love. No like, no read, no flames, no problem! RATED M FOR A REASON. /slight bondage, oral, rimming, 69, incest/ MadaIta! luv
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Madara U., Itachi U.
Looking for you by catastrophicheart-G reviews
AU! YAOI! NARUGAA! What if Naruto and Gaara had already met each other when they were younger. Years after they met once again. Not knowing that it already happened once what will the outcome be? Summary is cheap, the story is better. :D M for cursing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 123,033 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Naruto U.
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gentle Affections by LeaNicolaie reviews
Partly AU - Zero has trouble finding a proper owner to care for him. Takuma thinks Kaname needs a break from work... Warning: KanamexZero
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,064 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Compromise by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Neji wants Gaara to be his friend. Gaara ignored him. Neji learns to compromise. NejiGaa, FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
SasoDei School Of Freaks by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara is attending a new school with a twist, they are all freaks of nature. While looking for his dorm he meets a certain red head on a balcony. He is shown the way to his room and finds out Sasori is his new room mate. SasoDei, M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,262 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Christmas Lemons! SasuNaru by vanna6yaoiheaven reviews
Its christmas break in the dorms and Naruto is staying in with his cruel room mate- what happens when there's a thunderstorm and a cold Naruto? SasuNaru! OneShot! LEMONS! YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aim by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
MadaIta! Madara tests Itachi's aim. MAJOR oocness on Itachi's part, but whatever. Written a long time ago. Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Itachi U., Madara U.
Pulsation by CerealK reviews
Neji, Gaara. Mosh Pit, Gaara in a skirt, Alcohol-as-lube, hair pulling, exhibitionism, Gackt. You're interested and you know it. Collabo: The Cereal Killer and Mako75. NeGaa, NaruSasu. Explicit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,018 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Online Strangers, Not So Strangers by kittystarry reviews
Naru is new to the boarding school. When she starts talking to a stranger online, on the school’s private chat room, will she face the consequences of meeting him? femnaru narusasu highschool fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Death Doll by crematosis reviews
AU Instead of a Death Note, a doll is dropped from the shinigami realm. What is Light to do when he realizes that this 'doll' is quite a lot of trouble? LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,843 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - L, Light Y.
Mr Happy by dowagerlinks reviews
The twisted nature of the Undertaker creates a problem for Ciel. A jokes a joke, but what joke did dear Sebastian tell to create such a reaction?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Sebastian M., Undertaker - Complete
I Want to Taste Your Chapstick by crematosis reviews
L catches Light putting on chapstick instead of working on the case and he is suddenly curious about how Light's chapstick tastes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2649 - Favs: 3,918 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hiding in the Open by toastycakes reviews
Naruto's lived his life as a girl ever since his father's death. No one knew his secret. But when Sasuke moves in after his family's murder, it gets harder not to spill the beans. And what happens when his father's murderer is back in town? sasunaru R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,148 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Five Hundred Miles by Blackened Wing reviews
Called away before Yuki's graduation, Kaname and Zero are in a hurry to get back in time. But a plane crash, an inhospitable jungle, warring guerilla factions and serious injuries plunge them into a struggle for survival that they may not escape at all.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,546 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
An Apathetic Guide To Finding Love In College by Coldpockets reviews
SasuNaru, side InoSaku, NejiGaa. Sasuke goes to college interested only in getting his degree. How foolish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,647 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A New Hope by kittystarry reviews
Kyuubi sends Naruto back in time to stop a tragic ending. Naruto is really Hikari, daughter of the yondaime. What other secrets lie under her mask? Will she stop destiny from taking the wrong turn twice? femnaru narusasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,487 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Obey Thy Master by LegacyofSamsara reviews
AU. OOC. LightxL. Possible Mpreg. In an immoral society where humans are sold as slaves will L find a master? Love? or even death? WARNING there is one violent sex scene.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,796 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Light Y., L
I'm Begging you by Me'nGaaragoboink reviews
WELL FOR ALL U PLEASE TUTOR PLEASE LUVERS HERE MY FRIENDS IS THE SEQUAL!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Calming Circles by Hopelesslielost reviews
Sakura knows what’s best for her boys, and is determined to get it. Even if they fight her. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,270 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Return by BlueKitten6 reviews
UPDATED and BETA-ED .Naruto comes back after three years to find Konoha has changed and that two missing nin Uchiha broters are now controlling it. ItaNaru ItaSasu ItaNaruSasu SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,611 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bargain by Marimana reviews
MPREG NO LIKE NO LOOK Madara Tobi wouldn't help Itachi kill his clan except on one condition, if Itachi gave him an heir
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi
Back to 1995 by DarkTragicAngel reviews
It’s been two years ago that L died. But Light feels no satisfaction. After realizing he wished he could have known the true person of L, Ryuk reveals another shinigami power. He can travel in space and time. Will Light take the risk? Will he meet L again
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 71,682 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
An Heir to Darkness by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
A.K.A: Madara's evil plan to have Itachi bear his man-children. Mpreg. Spoilers. Crack. MadaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
Redeemer by sbyamibakura reviews
L/Light, set after the anime,THEN during the middle of the anime when L's name is learned. Light has been given another chance at life, but it remains to see whether or not he will do anything with it. Continue being Kira or…can L change all that?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,033 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Brothers in Arms by Ginger Bits reviews
Sesshomaru's position as Western Lord is threatened, and a show of strength is necessary to secure his inheritance. Unfortunately, Sesshomaru's best hope for an alliance is with someone he never wanted to see again. [yaoi eventually, inucest]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,955 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha
Please Tutor Please! by Me'nGaaragoboink reviews
well the title says all :3 first story! GAANARU! cause thats all i usually read rated fr safety
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,533 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Sandman by Vampire Ifurita reviews
In order to find the infamous assassin Sandman, the FBI dispatches one of its own, Uzumaki Naruto, to investigate one of its many suspects, Sabakuno Gaara. What will happen between these two men from different worlds? What do they have to hide? NaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,304 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Desperate Rivals by SlightlyPsycho reviews
Light was finally about to get his wish and have L die. But then came lie detectors, mind games, an extra psycho New Kira appears, and wierd love/hate relationships. Warning: LXLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,293 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Crimson Door by Blackened Wing reviews
When Kaname’s enemies try to get to him through Yuki, Zero is left half dead and Kaname in the hands of sadistic captors. Only Kaname can give Zero what he needs to stay alive, and maybe only Zero can save the pureblood from a fate worse than death.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,063 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
I Love Teaching by writehanded reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is a young, popular English teacher at Konoha High School. His calm, uncomplicated life is turned on its head when Uchiha Sasuke, a gorgeous senior, puts the moves on his sensei—big time. SasuNaru. Warnings and such inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Friend or Flame by Spotofpaint reviews
Light and L have escaped Japan and have started a new life in America. But their troubles are far from over. In this new land there are much more frightening things than mass murderers and death. After all, what could be more terrifying than feelings?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,350 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Come Undone by darkalbino reviews
Just how far is Naruto willing to go to get Sasuke back? Oneshot, SasuNaru, semirape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Memento Mori by Nilahxapiel reviews
Raito is brutally assaulted and decides to end it all –and what better way then to admit he’s Kira and let his nemesis do it for him? Of course, things with L can never be so simple. LxRaito Completed, and now being revised.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,791 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Merging by AthenaAlpha reviews
As partners, Sasuke and Naruto created one of the most powerful businesses in Japan. Now they have a chance to make it even stronger. But when their new business partner shows interest in Naruto, will Sasuke be able to go through with it? AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,632 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lost in a Memory by Stavi reviews
Naruto gets sick and despite the Hokage's efforts she can't find out what wrong with him. Her last choice is the Memory Examination room. Which is an emotional hell for Naruto. Will his past catch up with him? [SasuNaru] Language Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,038 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Orochimaru Horror Picture Show by Yellow kiwi reviews
A Halloween speacail! Based on the Rocky Horror Picture Show, give it a read and get into the Halloween spirit! Don't own Naruto, or the Rocky Horror Picture show, other people do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Demon's Diary by lyiint reviews
Inuyasha finds Sesshoumaru's diary and gets a chance to know his mysterious brother.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,231 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Living A Lie by Dhampir reviews
After Naruto's almost murdered, Sasuke decides to take him away from Konoha for three years... (Sasu-Naru) COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 117,477 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Complete
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Power and Possession reviews
'Sei Ryoku to Ryoudo' That was Madaras answer when asked what he lived for. If people count as possessions, Itachi could agree. So could Sasuke. How will Naruto protect his friends from the Uchiha spell without being caught in it himself? What secrets will come out? Yaoi,Demon/VampyThemed,dirty rotten tricks &a dash of deception. ItaMada, MadaIta, SasuNaru, Nejigaa, fullsumm inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 262,389 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Itachi U., Madara U.
Oh, How The Mighty Have Fallen reviews
It's Sasuke's senior year, and with Itachi graduated and out of his way, he was hell-bent on first chair bass one. Based on my experience today(10/13/12) FML Implied SasuNaru friendship/fluff Hinted MadaIta crush?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Spy, With My Mechanical Eye reviews
Deidara gets a surprise as he explores his favorite hobbie: 'Tachi watchin'. Yaoi, Madaita, Madara Itachi. Short, not the best, lemony. Enjoy and review?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Itachi U., Madara U.
Escaping a Dead End reviews
Itachi is tired of being a damn pawn, so he uses a forbidden jutsu that takes him to an alternate universe ours where maybe this time he'll have a choice in his life. But why the hell is Madara, Sasuke and the kyuubi vessel here? Itamada, MadaIta sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010
Diraiton
Nothing but story is mine! Inspired by morten Lauridson's musical arrangement of the poem 'Dirait-on so they say ' L ponders over Light, seeing him through a certain poem. L/Light if you squint. Read/review! I need feedback! Should I continue? oneshot?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Published: 9/11/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete