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Joined 09-20-09, id: 2089946, Profile Updated: 04-09-15
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

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The Greater Good by InDiGo MaRcH reviews
"I'm just trying to understand," he said to Luna, "how one decision could affect so many people. Dumbledore's taken over the world; I get that. But Volde—Tom…he was completely incapable of being good..." Ministry Auror Harry Potter suddenly finds himself stranded in a parallel world where Dumbledore has invoked wizard dominance and Voldemort is apparently one of the good guys. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,202 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Ernie M.
So You're a Masochist: the Art of Sidekicking by zooeypotter reviews
If you reckon you're tough, funny, and attractive enough for the job – or if, like me, you'd very little choice in the matter – then this book is the stylish monochrome wardrobe to your Death Eater; the hair product to your Malfoy; the... must I go on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,278 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Time after Time by KaryInTheSky reviews
With time kids grow, evolve, and eventually leave childhood to turn into adults. In the life of two individuals, time determines everything. Some things, though, are inevitable. Teddy and Victoire might just realize that...in time
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,612 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
What It Takes To Win Bell by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
-COMPLETE- Oliver Wood just can’t believe that pretty, popular Katie Bell is dating an obnoxious git like Zacharias Smith, but he's determined to find out why.... Oh, and maybe win her heart along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
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The 30 Somethin' Year Old Man Without a License reviews
"Careful-careful-OH, GOD, DON'T HIT THAT CAT!" Ron goes to get his License. Chaos insues. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
What are you Living For? reviews
"I might be a 'lifeless shell' now, Angelina, but I'm not deaf. You won't sodding shut up." George/Angelina ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2010 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
All Men are Idiots to a Degree reviews
Apparently, it is hereditary for brilliant Granger women to fall for idiots. Rose asks Hermione why she married Ron, and in return, Hermione asks Rose which idiot she's fallen for. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Hermione G., Rose W.
What are you DOING, woman? reviews
Sometimes Percy thinks his wife is mental, what with her crazy mood swings, occasional acts of violence, and obsessive cleaning. It takes a talk with his father to realize that this "Pregnancy Thing" is worth it in the end. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Audrey W., Percy W. - Complete
Uncle Scorpius reviews
I held the toddler at arm's length and said, "What's your name, kid?" The baby merely squealed at me, drool running down his chin. "Charming." ONESHOT Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete