Author has written 4 stories for Fairy Tales, and Naruto.
Hi I'm Calandra
I've read fan fiction for years so I decided to have a go for myself.
About me: I spend most of my free time reading books (of almost any genre), playing computer games, handing out with my friends, and having hour long comedy pig-outs iplayering all my favourite BBC news satire and stand up comedy programs. I am terrible about making plans and not caring them out so if at some point in the future you are reading multi chapter series which I'm not updating fast enough please keep reminding me. I try hard not to be hypocritical so I would never dream of complaining about other people’s spelling because being dyslexic myself I don't find it easy, but word to the wise, coping stuff into Microsoft word is great for getting the spelling mistakes out.
My favourite books are Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, The Hunger games, The princess diaries, the mortal engines series, The Falco series, Curse of Chalion, lord Peter Whimsy detective novels, Pride and prejudice.
My favourite animes: Death Note is epic but I live for Naruto (If I miss the weekly episode I get withdrawal symptoms) recruiting people to these animies is my personal nonviolent (usually) crusade. I’ve also watched Fruits Basket and Lovely complex and really enjoyed them, but I’m currently looking for a new anime to watch (preferably relatively sort and completed) so if anyone reading this has a suggestion as to what I should watch next I’d appreciate getting messaged.
Couples I like:
Naruto/ Hinata (she loved him so much for so long she deserves success and she's the only one who could cope with our favourite knuckleheaded ninja 24/7)
Shikamaru/ Temari (with so much flirting its positively canon)
Neji/ Tenten (who else could put up with the wonderful but infuriating bastard)
Ino/ Chouji (I love the chubby (not fat!) guy he deserves a girlfriend)
Sakura/ Sasuke (he's a prick but he’s the one she wants and she’s waited so long she deserves happiness)
Holly/ Trouble (my favorite Artemis Fowl by far)
Holly/ Artemis (not as good as the above but since the Devinne Eoin Colfer seems to be favoring this combination how are mere mortals like us supposed to object)
Artemis/ Minerva (it frees Holly up for trouble and the children would be insanely clever)
Root/ Vinaya (It was meant to be! See evidence in the quote section)
With Harry potter I tend to favour canon couples but most aren’t really interesting enough for good stories but the exceptions are:
James/ Lily (I love storeys about them getting together)
Hermione/ Draco (I really don't know why I like this one I just do)
Fang/ Max (Dylan is an unwanted intruder)
Katniss/ Peeta (I like Peeta more than Gale)
Couples I don't like:
Root/ Holly (his was like a father to him so its just wrong in so many ways)
Max/ Dilan (intruder, grrrr)
Katniss/ Gale ( I don't approve of best friends complicating characters love lives (my best friend is a guy and I love him to pieces just not romantically))
Hinata/ kiba (the same best freind problem as before)
Ino/ shikamaru (he belongs with temari and I've got my heart set on her and Chouji)
Lily/ Sirius (he shouldn't steel his best friends girl)
My favourite quotes (please feel free to copy whatever you want and spread the wisdom):
Commander Root: "possibly Vinyaya. She's always had a thing for me, devilishly attractive as I am" (See their meant to be together)
"When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind". --Gandhi ( a wise truth the world should remember)
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde ( I try to live by this)
"Don't be so humble, you're not that great". - Golda Meir
"Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something."
“day dreams are the only way to make an ordinary life extraordinary”- Calandra (me!!!)
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent - Eleanor Roosevelt
STOP RACISM! NOW! DO IT! NOW! I SAID NOW!
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. (I see this as an order to procrastinate)
Say No to Prop 8!! (for those of you who don’t' know it's against gay marriage)
Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.
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