dirtymaggiemae
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Joined 09-20-09, id: 2090404, Profile Updated: 09-20-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Oh dirty Maggie Mae they have taken her away
And she never walk down Lime Street any more
Oh the judge he guilty found her
For robbing a homeward bounder
That dirty no good robbin' Maggie Mae
To the port of Liverpool
They returned me to
Two pounds ten a week, that was my pay

Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt
And for all the little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in.

Have you seen the bigger piggies
In their starched white shirts
You will find the bigger piggies
Stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts to play around in.
In their sties with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around
In their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a damn good whacking.

Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon.

Find me here

Amour pour le lutin by dirtymaggiemae reviews
New moon AU, it is Bella's birthday and Jasper is hungry. Canon. For the love of Jasper contest entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
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The Ballad of Jon and Judy reviews
An alternate ending to Eclipse, told through the mouths of pandas. Oh, and a squirrel. A collaboration with crackbabby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Amour pour le lutin reviews
New moon AU, it is Bella's birthday and Jasper is hungry. Canon. For the love of Jasper contest entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete