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Joined 09-20-09, id: 2090468, Profile Updated: 05-24-13
Author has written 16 stories for Twilight, Xiaolin Showdown, Soul Eater, Ouran High School Host Club, Tokyo Mew Mew, Fairy Tail, Bleach, and Shugo Chara!.

My Story: My name is Samantha, but my friends shorten it to Sam and Sami when they are so inclined. I don't have a preference, I promise. The avatar is the lead singer from Blondie, in case you were wondering.

Hmmm, what else can I put into this embarrassingly short blurb? I'm 17 years old and a senior in high school. I sometimes have the tendency to swear, and sometimes I talk dirty, but I promise to limit myself around you if that offends you. My writing style has undergone a few setbacks and changes, and I'd say that said changes have been (mostly) for the better. I could use some quality constructive criticism to verify that thought, though.

I'm considering a career concerning physical/massage therapy and sports medicine, so any of you who feel like taking the time to talk to me about experience with such, please do. :D:D:D

Hmmm... I think that's about all that I wanted to say right now. Other than that you should feel sorry for me because at the moment I look like a candy cane and it's all because my cat is trying to kill me in my sleep. Yes, I have an evil demented cat for a makeshift daughter. (She gets it from her makeshift mother...)

Oh! Last thoughts: If anyone is interested in requesting a story and/or collaborating on something, let me know. I'm lacking in inspiration for the stuff I'm doing right now, and having multiple projects going seems to help my brain juices flow. (You know what I mean...) Feel free to PM me with any comments or questions, (or even just to say "Hey. whazzap?"). OK, so this isn't as short as I'd planned it, but that's it, I promise.

Oh wait! ...just kidding...


Dear Fanfiction Writers,

FF.net has decided to remove stories containing adult themes and situations (such as detailed sex and violence). I am against this for the sole reason of the ease it would take to create an MA section. a section for adult writers and readers. if such things had an appropriate section to go in we wouldn't be having this problem. Children should remain on sites and sections designed for children. Parents should monitor what children do on the internet. If a child reads something I worte and placed in a mature section that is not my responsibility.

I enjoy writing and love getting honest feedback. If you feel that FF.net is making the wrong and discriminating choice then help me out and pass this message to other writers as well as paste this in your profile.


For any of you who may be interested in knowing...

Loves: Dogs, Cats, Tigers (especially the white ones XD)

Books/Literature: I love anything that is written, down, I can understand, and doesn't bore me to tears. My faves of all time are the Bloody Jack Series, the Uglies Series, and Harry Potter. I just recently read Never Cry Wolf by Farley Mowat and 2001: Space Odyssey, and fell in love with both (although the movies made me laugh for all of the wrong reasons). I also love Erin Mccarthy, Nina Bangs, Susan Grant, L.A. Meyer, Sabrina Jeffries, and a few others that are swimming around in the murky waters termed affectionately as, my brain. I need to do some cleaning out. I swear I have so much junk floating around up there its a wonder I remember anything important whatsoever. This may be a side-effect of all the reading that I do well then, que sera sera...

Music: Almost anything, almost everything. I'm not really that into Jpop, but I'm not totally against it either; same goes for rap and 'ethnic' music. My favorites are probably 80s rock artists like Aerosmith and Def Leppard, but I absolutely adore Bon Jovi, Taking Back Sunday, Blink 182, and Keith Urban. My peeps and I are putting together parody videos for 'S&M', 'TGIF', 'Stronger', and 'I'm not myself tonight' on Youtube, so I'll post that link whenever we actually finish them.

Favorite thing in the world...: Reviews!!! (And cookiebrownies 'cause OHMIGOD they're delish.)

I love stories with just the original characters and I love stories with OCs in them as well. Mostly that's because I enjoy watching people create characters and then fit them into the lives of characters we all know and love. Of course, that all depends on how well they're written and described. No doubt, craziness will then ensue, yet another thing I love about having them in fanfiction. To be perfectly honest, more than half of my stories seem to have OC's in them.

As for the whole rating thing...I seem to write a lot of M rated stuff but please don't hold that against me! I'm trying to graduate from writing gratuitous sex and move into a more developmental style--meaning that I'm trying to stay away from kink, unnecessarily descriptive scenes, etc. etc. and go more into the actual relationship between my characters (sex not necessarily excluded) I'd love to hear any comments you (the reader) have on the subject via pm or review .

Favorite Fandoms Include: Fairy Tail, Bleach, Fruits Basket, (some!!) Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Ouran High School Host Club, Soul Eater...

The above was not listed by preference, and I do occassionally read for other fandoms (Rurouni Kenshin, Shugo Chara, Tokyo Mew Mew, Rideback, etc.). Side note: my services are now available for beta-ship. [{--Entirely made up term.]

By the way, as this is the 'favorites' section of my profile, Cana Alberona is, by far, my favorite female character of all time. Just saying. On that note, I have recently discovered an alarming fascination with crack pairings involving her, Laxas, Freed, Gray, etc., not to mention her startling (or maybe not quite as startling as you'd think) affinity for Macao, because really, he's kind of good looking for an old perv. At any rate, bless the crack and thank you Mashima-sensei for Fairy Tail!


Story Updates: (Why do I have so many ongoings?!)

An Afternoon Affair: Chill. I'm working on the next chapter as you read this.

ITTIS: While I know exactly where I want to go next with this one... I'm going through one of those stages where I don't know how to get it out on paper.

How To Cope: Right now, this one's set on 'complete' (as you've probably noticed), but with the abundance of reviews from people telling me that I should continue it, I'm having a look-see at what I can do as a continuation, instead of the epilogue I had planned. Expect a delay, people.

When I Speak, What Do You Hear?: No, I haven't forgotten this gem. Again, this is one of the stories that I got most of the way through and decided that I didn't like the way it was written, etc. etc. Plus I keep waning in my interest in Twilight. *shrugs* So, consider this DISCONTINUED with a twist. I am going to rewrite this, probably less Twilight oriented though, so be warned. Dunno when, but I'll add a chappy of apologies/exclamations and blah blah blah with the link. Thanks for anyone who's still looking for an ending, and anyone who's voiced their love of Erin & Embry.


I'm thinking about a few pairings that I want to see written, and written well, whether or not I actually write them.

GrayxXxCana (Fairy Tail)

KishxXxAmu (Shugo Chara/Tokyo Mew Mew)

IchigoxXxIkuto (SC/TMM)

NatsuxXxJuvia (Fairy Tail) [I need more of this crack!]

LaxusxXxCana (Fairy Tail)

Kyoya & Stein (Ouran High School Host Club/Soul Eater) [No, I don't mean together, together...]

Kyo & Kaoru/Hikaru (Fruits Basket/OHSHC)

Arisa (Uo) & Sesshomaru (FB/Inuyasha)

Hana & Miroku (FB/Inuyasha)

Momiji & Honey (FB/OHSHC) [And I mean a GOOD fic.]

Jakotsu/Kamatari Honjo (ThatCrossdressingguyfromtheJuppongatana)/ Nagihiko/ Aya (Inuyasha/Rurouni Keshin/Shugo Chara/Fruits Basket) [ ;) PARTY!!!]

Kyo/ Inuyasha & Yuki/Miroku (FB/Inuyasha)


PLAY THIS GAME:

This runs kinda like MASH but it's really good for helping you think up ideas for stories (especially silly one-shots)

Directions: Two people get one notebook each, and you write the following

FSCH (FantasySciencefictionCartoonHistoricalfiction)

List three primary characters

List three secondary characters

List three settings

List three random objects

List three animals and/or weapons

List three genres (romance, horror, mystery, political satire, adventure, etc.)

Then fill in the blanks. After, have one person look away while another starts drawing lines on their paper. When the first person says stop, the second counts and then goes through and eliminates whatever needs to be eliminated oin the list. You then get the other person's notebook back and yo have 5 minutes (minimum- time limit can be adjusted farther) to write a story using all of the items.


I can't figure out what else to write here so for now I'll just say finito, graci, and get back to my measly little stories...hehehe.

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A Fairy Tail Ending by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
When Lucy and Natsu fall into a magical book of fairy tales, the only way to get out is to go through each tale and achieve its happy ending. Who said it would be easy? NatsuxLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,507 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
When Worlds Collide! by HottPinkNailsItsBarbiee reviews
Bella is a college student that strips at night. What happens when she sees Edward Cullen there? What happens when she has to give him a lap dance? What happens when her two different worlds meant to be seperated, collide? Full Summary Inside! Human/OOC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Dreaming at Dawn by Limited Wisdom reviews
Where was Leah's perfect ending? And why could she not imprint on some guy already. Leah's story is complete, I will be adding a few chapters at the end that are Phil's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 407,975 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Leah
Warped Reflections by Aurora-16 reviews
Abby and Dawn are twins. The catch? They absolutely hate eachother. Now, they are in Japan on their own, and at Ouran academy. How will hosts react to these new girls? Will they be able to help the girls realize how precious family is and find how they are the same? And will the girls be able to help a certain pair realise their own individualities? HikaXOC KaoXOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,019 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 6/26/2010 - [Hikaru H., OC] Kaoru H.
Worth the Wait by Wild Rhov reviews
From the day Loke promised to be Gray's partner in the S-Class trial, to Loke admitting he is Leo, to Tenrou Island and beyond. How long will Gray wait for Loke to notice his feelings? COMPLETE (This story ended at Chapter 10, all additional chapters are just gratuitous "extras")
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,105 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 12/2/2011 - [Gray F., Loke/Leo] - Complete
Now Hiring by have-a-cookie reviews
WANTED! Need a young maid that can cook and clean. Anything about sexual harassment in the job description? No? Well then, I'm so not getting paid enough. HikaruxOCxKaoru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,246 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
The Fruits Basket Chatroom Story by CharlieBrownLover21 reviews
What do you get when you put all of the Sohma's on the Internet together? One totally crazy chatroom that ends up in a freaking insane story!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 119,868 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 6/25/2009
Been There Done That by night flame miko reviews
Stiles is constantly trying to protect his father from the supernatural, even if that means keeping him in the dark. The thing is, John Stillinski has more than a few skeletons in his closet, and when something is threatening his son, well...he might just have to step in. One shot.
Crossover - Supernatural & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Dean W., Stiles - Complete
Identical Doesn't Exist by MoonDragonLove reviews
She became their first friend at age five. What caused them to decide to cut her out of their life seven years later? Now in high school, as different reasons bring her to the host club, will their friendship return or will hostilities increase?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,673 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Strangers by writesthings reviews
When Dean fucks Castiel, a lot of the time it isn't for pleasure.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Redeemer by sparrowlately reviews
Castiel comes around to the human way of thinking about time, and cannot discern an end. Tag to 8.02, "What's Up, Tiger Mommy?"
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Fleeting Relief by whispering willow reviews
On the night of Derek Hale's 21st birthday, he runs, like he always does. This time though, he runs straight into Dean Winchester, who isn't exactly having the best day of his life either. Derek / Dean one night stand...
Crossover - Supernatural & Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Dean W., Derek H. - Complete
At the Crossroads by NoxLamiarum reviews
Stiles is possessed by a demon and the pack scrambles to find a way to get rid of it before it's too late, and the Winchesters notice something odd happening in a town called Beacon Hills.
Crossover - Supernatural & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,103 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Dean W., Stiles - Complete
So an Archer and a Hunter Walk Into a Bar by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
It's the beginning of a bad joke or a friendship that could turn into something more. Clint and Dean's paths cross when they're unknowingly tracking down the same person, and they keep in contact and keep each other sane after the op. They joke and they fight and eventually they save the world together.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,178 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Dean W., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Fighting Fate by Adobo-chan reviews
COMPLETE. AU. The legend goes that a red string connects a person to their soul mate. So when Karin wakes up one day and can see her own, she finds a man named Hitsugaya Toushirou on the other end. Neither of them is too thrilled. HitsuKarin; some IchiRuki.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,926 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
An Exercise in Futility by aeotae reviews
Gray discovers that he's going to have to step up his game if he wants to get any Lucy action. Unfortunately, he's playing against a professional. Gray/Lucy, Loke/Lucy, Gray/Lucy/Loke ish
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Fearsome Dragons by Theriechenbachevent reviews
Well, it s finally happened. Lisanna and Natsu are together. Lucy is devastated, then, she finds solace in the last place she expected. Who knew Gajeel had it in him? LucyxGajeel Crack pairing..i think. R&R PLEASE!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Gajeel R., Lucy H. - Complete
Knight in Shining Armour by Somber Secrets reviews
Gajeel was no longer untrustworthy in Fairy Tail. I mean how could you not trust a man who was carrying a giggling bookworm around on his shoulders while she called him a horse? GaLe
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Sesshoumaru, sit! by BAFling reviews
A power is granted unexpectedly. Again. Whatever happens, it might be something even the great Demon lord cannot handle. A woman with a weapon is never something any man would want to deal with.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,928 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Accidents Happen by Desenchanter reviews
Biologically, the child was Inuyasha's. Emotionally his son belonged purely to Kagome. The main reason for that? Inuyasha didn't even know he was a father... and neither did Kagome. A story told in small pieces. COMPLETED.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,792 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Cover Girl by Nokito-chan reviews
Freed often wondered if anyone ever really saw past the beauty and the legend of the demon. But he also couldn't help but wonder when, exactly, Mirajane had given up.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,019 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Freed J., Mirajane S. - Complete
Too Strong to Love by Wild Rhov reviews
Cornelia Alberona was the only woman Gildarts loved enough to marry, but he left Cana's mother after the one time he let his love become too strong. The emotional, sensual, and tragic untold love story of Gildarts Clive!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Gildarts C., Cana A. - Complete
Beauty and the Pants by hostilecrayon reviews
Gray's stripping habit gets him into trouble, and Natsu finds himself with a pair of pants named Gray. Gray/Natsu, crack
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
Of Rainbows and Unicorns and All Things Shiny by Senbei x Cup Ramen reviews
And suddenly, Natsu feels like puking rainbows, blood and whatnot because these damn kindergarteners are killing him. NaLu COMPLETE
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,531 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Complete
Sorcerer Weekly Photoshoot by luffy fan reviews
Erza, Lucy, Gray and Natsu all pose for a photoshoot for Sorcerer Weekly. The photoshoot stirs up some feelings. Contains a zesty lemon in Chapter 4.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Of Alcohol and Catnip by Agents of Secret Stuff reviews
In which Lucy decides that she is the only one in Team Natsu with any amount of sanity left, and has solid — well, more like half-liquid-half-soild, but it's close enough — evidence to prove it. xporcelain's Secret Santa present from... AkumaNoKiseki!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Lucy H. - Complete
ordinary eternal machinery by AceralRayneRaith reviews
She thinks it's so stupid and degrading how people won't actually say it. She's crazy. She knows that, and they know it too. That's why they're all stuck in this room for group therapy day after day. Acceptance is the first step to solving the problem.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.
Let's Talk About Sext, Baby by keir reviews
HaruxKyou / Kyou decides to get a little frisky and wants to try something new with Haru. M for swearing & sexual/explicit situations. Please forgive the title. XD
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Girls get there own back by Mystery Girl 01 reviews
The boys insult the girls. Its time for Rose, Alice and Bella to take action but what have they got instore for the boys? Rated M for lemons and mature theams. OOC LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS and a few more LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,478 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
Music Speaks by MagicDreamer0630 reviews
There are three things to know about Mei: She can't sit still, she's always musical, and she will do anything to get Kyoya Ootori to smile. Kyo/OC, somewhat songfic. Full info inside. WARNING: LONG-now a two-shot!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,913 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Dear Lucy, by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
If you tell me how babies are made, I'll give your underwear back. Maybe.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Sister Suoh by MoonDragonLove reviews
Emiku Hanari has never met her father and her mother never spoke of him. As her mother's dying wish, Emiku now has to visit him. Not only does she meet her father, but she gets an idiot for a half-brother. Will she be able to adjust to her new life as a Suoh?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 72,091 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Boy meets girl by SoulLidify reviews
...And it's just a typical love story. Except not really, because nothing about them is typical.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Control by glorysmile reviews
"My name is Maka Albarn," she began with purpose. "My mother is a witch and my father is a weapon. I cannot control who I am, but I have a say on who I can be." AU. SoulxMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,724 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
The Tomboy type by chibimaker reviews
This is the story of Mirabella Marino, a new American student from New York. She and her sister end up meeting the host club. When Mirabella breaks a tea set worth over 700,000 yen, she is suddenly indebted to them. How will she pay it off? Follow along in this incredible tale of friendship, romance, and a bit of danger. Not the best at descriptions, sorry. Mori/OC.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 144,496 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Accidentally Funny by Kanna37 reviews
Sesshoumaru has joined up with the tachi - but Kagome really isn't prepared for the daiyoukai's twisted sense of humor. Who knew he even had one? Written randomly - no set updating schedule. 1st Best Romance Other FA 1st Quarter 2011.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,615 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Crazy by Orin Forever Crimson reviews
*One Shot* A day in the life of Haruhi Fujioka. Wouldn't you be worried if Kyouya didn't answer his phone?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Fun afternoon with my friends! by chat avec yeux bleu reviews
WARNING! SPOILER, SEXUAL CONTENT. The girl's went shopping and the boys begin a conversation that ends up weird. You have been warned read to your own risk!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Soul Eater - Complete
The Rules of Fair Play Do Not Apply by The Wall Had It Coming reviews
After the 1st hostage in TGG, Sherlock called Jim, figured out who he was, and now Jim comes to harass the consulting detective at 221B when they're both bored. Jim decideds that John is fairly interesting. Sherlock takes offense. Competition ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty
In Sickness And In Health by Magician April Aries reviews
"In sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part." Kyouya takes it all very seriously. Happy birthday, Hitachiin twins!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,501 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Kyouya: Caught Between a Wife & a Boyfriend by Strawberriesaresexy reviews
Kyouya is all set to marry Mizuki when his ex-lover shows up. Will Kyouya marry Mizuki or give up everything for Kaoru? KyouKao. Side pairings: TamaHaru, HikaOC. Includes drinking and some coarse language. Apologies for crappy title.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,365 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Shortcake Kisses by Sciurus reviews
Waking up Hunny can be a real challenge. Sugar just never remembers how challenging it can be! HunnyxOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
The Ouran Random Rambling Host Club by AnimeYaoiFangirl100 reviews
A roleplay that I did with my friend Ana! When Kyoya says something random it leads into something crazy! A one-shot that is rated T for the mentions of alcohol, sexual intercourse and language!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,312 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Beach Scene Escapades by Alli Elizabeth reviews
Dumb title, I know. This was a contest entry that I'm posting for the hell of it. Hikaruxoc Hikaruoc Lots of witty banter. Enjoy!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Hikaru H. - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by LittleMissAfflicted reviews
How many times does it take to get Lucy to believe him? Luckily for Natsu, it only takes him three. Three grueling, heart-breaking times. Natsu/Lucy. Lemon.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,646 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 172 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
The stars and the sun by IsabellaDangelo reviews
What would happen if a human from our universe ended up in the Twilight universe? What would she really think? Do? Feel? And what if our universe was the “fictional” one? New Moon continuing through BD, AU, Canon couples, Longest Twilight FF!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 104 - Words: 500,356 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Sunshine by onlyonechairleft reviews
Leah and Jacob realize something about his imprint, and things change quickly from there. Rated for language and minor lemons. Blackwater. Story completed with a sequel now in process.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,772 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
AHR: The Silent Type is the Shadow King's Kink by Princess Ramen-8018 reviews
Kyoya's working late again and gets a little help from a tall masculine Mori. What starts as numbers and data ends in pain and pleasure. Mori's gonna help Kyoya in more ways than one! MoriKyo yaoi! R&R it baby! :3
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Kyōya O., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Cloud Gazing by Aikawa Akihiko reviews
After the demise of Naraku, Inuyasha finds himself lost in a situation gone bad. He needs help and Miroku may be the only one willing to save him. Yaoi Inu/Mir
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,134 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - [Inuyasha, Miroku] - Complete
Bullets For My Love by Odon reviews
How do you respond to the affections of a fourteen year-old killing machine? For Hilshire/Triela shippers.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Hillshire, Triela - Complete
A Very Vegas Christmas by Magician April Aries reviews
In which: Tamaki has no pants, Hikaru wakes up not knowing who he married, Haruhi says some unprintable things, Hunny is cryptic and Kyouya, Kaoru and Mori are missing.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2010
Fairy Tail's 12 Days of Christmas by The Midnight In Your Eyes reviews
This is what you would get from Natsu for Christmas..xD please enjoy!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Natsu D. - Complete
Give Her Some Credit by kmwhyte reviews
Edward leaves Bella, like in New Moon, after they have sex. Bella gets pregnant and has Renesmee. Twenty Years Later, The Cullens start school at the same school as Renesmee. It's Complete! Sequel Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,992 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Red Eyes and the She Wolf by angel eyes1 uk reviews
FORBIDDEN LEMONS CONTEST WINNER - Vampires and wolves just shouldn't happen, but damn it he was slick. What can I say? I was a sucker for his accent and the way he spoke Italian. Leah neglects her pack duties to get it on with a vampire. Lemons/Angst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,689 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Leah, Demetri - Complete
Bleach Gender Bender: Renji and Ichigo by Are-san reviews
One of Urahara's experiments causes Renji and Ichigo to temporarily become female! How are they going to deal with this revelation? And why is Renji so goddamn sexy!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,495 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Of Fire and Violet Eyes by have-a-cookie reviews
It was a rare feature, violet eyes. Hikaru/OC/Kaoru Tamaki/Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,990 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Time for a trip, Houshi Sama by ilovemew12 reviews
What happens when Inuyasha and Miroku go on a trip alone? Well, after some some talking, Inuyasha can't take it anymore. Yaoi! Rated M for language, and...well...you'll see *smirks*
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Inuyasha, Miroku - Complete
Fairy Tale by ahmandie reviews
Ch 10, The Beast, in which Natsu becomes a hairdresser's nightmare and Lucy has tea with teaware. Will Natsu and Lucy escape from this deranged Fairy Tale, happily ever after...or not?
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Does It Really Taste Like Strawberries by Vampire Louis reviews
Death neatly skirts around his main problem while Black Star and Soul Eater find ways to confront the lesser ones. Like getting laid. It's just not cool to be a 17 year old god who's still a virgin. Serious fic turned cracked humor. DeathStar/StarDeath
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,587 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Death The Kid, Black Star - Complete
How Much Is That Doggy In The Kimono? by innocenceisdead reviews
Shigure is left alone in the house as the noisy teens of the household have all made plans for the night. However, a certain high school girl's plans get cancelled and she ends up keeping him company. Very kinky, rated 'M'.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Shigure S., Tohru H.
At the Riverside of Neverland by Kaori-chan2 reviews
NxL: Her years pass and Natsu is just an occasional visitor watching from afar.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 174 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Teach Me by PaigeySama reviews
Kaoru is a prince and Hikaru is a mere commoner. What happens when the prince is in danger and has to be sent to Japan for safety?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,457 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Fight by redex reviews
ByaKen. Immortals, blood, and humans. Hard smut & violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Picture Perfect by Kai19 reviews
After Tohru easily calms Black Haru down, Shigure decides that if Kyo and Yuki aren't going to ask Tohru out, maybe he should help her turn her affection to the Ox.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,870 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Tohru H. - Complete
Don't Try to Awaken Me With a Kiss by buduica reviews
The newest member of the Host Club, Sohma Yuki, has issues with the Host Club King. Sometimes Tamaki just won't learn. crossover with Fruits Basket.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Yuki S., Tamaki S. - Complete
To Make A Pumpkin Pie by Canned.Laughter reviews
Fruits Basket and Ouran crossover. Oneshot. Honda Tohru, commoner extraordinaire, will show Kaoru that it's possible to take that smashed pumpkin and turn it into something better. That carriages aren't the only things beautiful in life.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,287 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Tohru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Random Inspiration by Cutter reviews
This is a sortofsequel to my story Firsts, looking at a day in the life of Kyou and Uo a year or so later. It's been up on my website for quite a while now, but it just occurred to me that I hadn't ever posted it here.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Kyo S., Arisa U. - Complete
Suppress It by MsJadey reviews
A ridiculous story that was a vacation from anything and everything serious. Saitou and Sano have fun with big. . . words. . . and stuff. one-shot malexmale
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,179 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Saitou, Sanosuke - Complete
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Missing Clues reviews
Ichigo gets roped into working with Ishida for the class Halloween Party, and he hasn't decided whether that's a blessing or a curse. Really late Halloween ficlet; oneshot, slash, IchiIshi (Request/Prompt by GirlyCutie86)
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Waiting is the Worst reviews
When he disappears, she's at a loss. When he dies, he takes a part of her with him.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/25/2012 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
An Afternoon Affair reviews
Kyouya isn't the only one hiding a crush. Hosts fall in love. Hikaru plays Cupid. Ootori-san is a jerk. And more! KyouyaxxKaoru slash
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O.
Quirky reviews
Tamaki's always been an odd duck, and she's never really been one to talk about her feelings. Haruhi's slightly more emotionally attuned perspective. Theme is love, be it platonic or otherwise.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
A Little Insanity is Good for the Soul reviews
Dr. Franken Stein has always been a bit psychotic, but that's never stopped her before. Stein's perspective.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
I Think Therefore I'm Supernatural reviews
Hannah Haggerty has an accident that lands her in a hospital, only to meet Mr. Tall Dark and Mysterious, Felix. A tale of intrigue develops and it's up to Hannah to find out why everything is suddenly so strange. OC/Felix Rated M for chapter 9.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,836 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Felix
Underneath This Smile reviews
AU drabble? ...Maka, recently arrived from parts unknown, meets Soul, the problem child. Should she follow her heart which wants him, or her instincts telling her to run far and fast? MakaxxSoul
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Live and Let Die reviews
Loke and Hibiki, drowning their sorrows in alcohol. Maybe they can help put each other's lives back together. Of course, they'll need a bit of help from Lucy. M for explicit content. LokexxLucyxxHibiki
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
The Best Present reviews
My present to a friend: Lucy takes a bath and ends up in the Spirit World? Merry Christmas, Loke! Rated M for lemon and some mildly offensive language.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Lucy H., Loke/Leo - Complete
CatnipSugarHigh reviews
A stroll in the park was meant to be peaceful for Tsukyomi Ikuto, but life is never peaceful with the mews nearby. *winkwink* Rated for mentions of substance abuse if you squint real hard .
Crossover - Tokyo Mew Mew & Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Ichigo M., Ikuto T. - Complete
Dear Authors reviews
Kaoru's frustrations with plot. Rated for mention of explicit material, if you squint.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Kaoru H. - Complete
Seeing Double reviews
We all know the twin maids that the Hitachiin brothers love to hate. What happens when the four collide? **Lemon in later chapter**
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
A Wind Job reviews
One month after the kishin is defeated, life has almost returned to normal for the residents of Death City. Could something else- something good- be in store next? **lemon warning** Prequel to 'How to Cope'
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Soul Eater, Tsubaki N. - Complete
When I speak, what do you hear? reviews
DISCONTINUED, explanation on profile page. Embry Call was your average werewolf...always laughing and joking; always the hidden hero. What happens when one day he meets a girl with as many strange secrets as himself? Note: Do not read if you are allergic to lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,273 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Embry
An Adventure to Remember reviews
Emmet gets bored, but who will he meet in the forest of Forks...? one-shot
Crossover - Xiaolin Showdown & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Omi, Emmett - Complete
RoadTrip reviews
National Enquirer gets a tip- what are the wolves up to now?...hmmm One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Embry, Leah - Complete