RawrFangMonster
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Joined 09-20-09, id: 2090696, Profile Updated: 11-03-11
Author has written 28 stories for Maximum Ride, House, M.D., Ironman, Pirates of the Caribbean, and NCIS.

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My name is RawrFangMonster and I'm pretty much a fan of everything. Of course, you name something and I won't know a thing. Anyway, I'm Australian, female, and sixteen, now. Chocolate is my bitch.


FAVOURITE BOOKS:

Are by these authors: James Patterson - Max Ride, Terry Pratchett - Discworld, Janet Evanovich - Stephanie Plum, Matthew Reilly - All, and Morris Gleitzman - All. And Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. For Sherlock Holmes. I've recently been introduced, and I've fallen in love. Holmes is such a weirdo.

Annnd, of horses, of courses, Feel: Robbie Williams! Awesome book. I had momentarily forgotten it. (I'm so sorry, Robbie, I've had a lot on)


FAVOURITE SINGER/BAND:

Many, but I especially like Robbie Williams (My all-time favourite; I'll be an old woman who everyone thinks is backward 'cause I'll still be listening to Robbie), Shannon Noll, Coldplay and various others.


FAVOURITE MOVIES:

I love the Pirates of the Caribbean series. Captain Jack is the bomb. Paranormal Activity = coolest movie ever. And anything with Robert Downey Jr. is amazing. That man is hawt. Eh, there are heaps of other movies, but none come to mind.


FAVOURITE TELEVISION SHOWS:

House and the ORIGINAL Top Gear. House goes without saying, as I feel deep down (or perhaps quite shallowly - I'm just not as obvious about it) I am House. And for Top Gear, well, it's full of simply hilarious, unnecessary gags and amazing cars. It could only improve if it had all my favourite male superstars in the audience, and I could alternate being paying attention to Jeremy and drooling.

And I'm pretty much head over heels for NCIS. I lovelovelove Tony DiNozzo. Michael Weatherly...he is gorgeous, talented, funny, a bit of an idiot, but yeah, who's complaining? And he has an amazing voice. Well, when he talks normally he's amazing too, but Bitter and Blue and the demos are brilliance in disguise as song.


So, people, now that you have an idea of who I am, please enjoy and feel free to give contructive criticism, because I do use that. Well, depends. I try.

Cheers,

RawrFangMonster.


QUOTES:

"Unfortunately, I have caught a cold. Well, I say cold, but really, I have gangrene. On my lungs." - Jeremy Clarkson

"I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker." - Robert Downey Jr.

"An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight. I'm going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay." - Robbie Williams

"I like listening to good music - and I can't stop playing my album." - Robbie Williams

"It would be great to see somebody like Kid Rock kissing a man. But I'm sure that he wouldn't like the prospect of it put to him, and I won't even go there with Eminem." - Robbie Williams

"Rawr!" - Fang, MR2

"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing." - Tony Stark, IM1

"Mr. Stark displays textbook...narcissism? ...Agreed." - Tony Stark, IM2

"I don't wanna be a part of your super-secret boy band!" - Tony Stark, IM2

"Sorry, it's funny how annoying a little...prick can be." - Senator Stern, after he spikes Tony with his badge, IM2

"You look like two seals fighting over a grape." - Colonel Rhodes, after seeing Pepper and Tony kissing, IM2

(looking through Natalie's resume)
Tony Stark: Look, she speaks Yiddish, Arabian, Russian, Latin... Latin? Who speaks Latin?
Pepper Potts: No one speaks Latin. It's a dead language.
- IM2

Tony Stark: God you're good. You are mind blowingly close to this. How do you do it? You're a triple impostor, I've never seen anything like it. Is there anything real about you? Do you even speak Latin?
Natalie Rushman: Fallaces sunt rerum species.
Tony Stark: Which means? Wait, what did you just say?
-IM2

"I don't know if I'm a sword or a shield, but I do know that Hammer is a tool." - Tony Stark (I think it was in a book somewhere. It could've been in the movie though. I can't remember)

"No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not!" - Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes

"What's she after, anyway…What could she possibly need from you? An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames." - Watson, Sherlock Holmes

Irene Adler: I've never woken up in handcuffs before.
Sherlock Holmes: I have. Naked.
- Sherlock Holmes

Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He...roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: ...What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: (from behind them) Human hair. (pause) From my back.
- Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

"No! Not good! Stop! Not good!" - Jack Sparrow, when Elizabeth burns his rum - Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

Will Turner: Jack, Elizabeth is in danger!
Jack Sparrow: Have you considered keeping more watchful eye on her? Maybe just lock her up somewhere.
- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Jack Sparrow: But I promise you, you will not be disappointed.
Scarlett: (seeing a dinghy instead of the Pearl) Is that it? The Black Pearl. Not very big.
Jack Sparrow: Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent and fierce and huge-ish. And gone. Why is it gone?
- Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

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Fitting Pieces by Detour reviews
Preseries. Yeah, it's another fic dealing with how Gibbs met Tony in Baltimore. But come on. Don't you kinda love 'em? Some OCs, crazy action scenes, grumpy Gibbs and unreadable Tony. Eventually some Ducky, Abby, and, you know, an actual case.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,511 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
It Was A Bad Case by Frakking Toasters reviews
Some cases leave a mark. For Tony and Gibbs, things would never be the same.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/9 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Little Wonders by Bastetian reviews
After the events of Scarecrow, Shane Schofield is trying to pick up the pieces of his life when an unforseen event has unexpected consequences, thrusting him into unfamiliar territory and causing him to reconsider everything he thought he knew about himself. And where the bloody hell has Aloysius Knight disapeared to? Slash, Mpreg
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Matthew Reilly - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 140,481 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Jean G.
Birds of a Feather by Bastetian reviews
The reunion of Shane Schofield and Andrew Trent after the events of Ice Station. For the trope-bingo prompt 'reincarnation/immortality'
Matthew Reilly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2014
Tone by GIRL IN STORY reviews
Conversations with Special Agent Anthony Dinozzo. No pairing. Standard disclaimers apply.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 18,356 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Weekends With Doris by scousemuz1k reviews
Takes place after 'Singled Out'. Tony's struggling to keep the mask in place, but he has a friend to talk to.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,098 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Tony D. - Complete
A Matter of Time by smiles2go reviews
Tony dives in front of Gibbs and saves him from certain death. Now with Tony on life support - in the minutes between life and death - does he have a really weird dream or is it all too real? Not slash.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle by Victoria LeRoux reviews
Tony and Clint are traipsing through a jungle filled to the brim with mutant cats, mind-scrambling crystals, rope bridges, and man-eating, genetically altered piranhas. What could possibly go wrong? Rated for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,618 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
In season by StinkoGingko reviews
You can't change someone, but Ziva tries anyway. A delicate conversation doesn't go as she expects
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Charm City by StinkoGingko reviews
Agent Gibbs throws a line into Baltimore Harbor and hooks Detective DiNozzo. With gratuitous Fornell. Welcome to Bawlmer, hun.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,881 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Death of the Heartless by SemperSomnium reviews
The day Jack Sparrow died was the day that the Black Pearl sunk into the sea, ablaze in a fiery storm that painted the surface of the raging water red. Vague Jack/Black Pearl. Set after AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Teaspoon of Crazy, Half Ounce of Love by Kyla45 reviews
In which Harry learns that the ingredients for a relationship often involve a bit of psychosis. And it's the person who sees you through the crazy that you can count on, that adds that half-ounce of love. Threeshot. Perry/Harry, Fluff, H/C, Slash
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,280 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
Rise by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Most things didn't truly bother Crowley. Demons trying to dismember his angel wasn't one of those things. Complete.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/7/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Ressstitution by Moczo reviews
Written for the 2009 GO Exchange. In ancient times a demon wants Aziraphale dead, and Crowley saves his life only to regret it. Aziraphale isn't nearly as nice as he ought to be sometimes.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
How Did You Get Banned From a Whole Town, Jethro? by Noraque reviews
The team had no chance to celebrate Ziva's return. But it seems the town they're in just doesn't want them any more. Gibbs is in pain, Fornell is poking fun at him, and the team is God knows where. A funny crack fic as to how things may have played out!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - T.C. Fornell, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Universal Solvent by Gogol reviews
"Here's the thing about obliterating all flesh: it can take some time." Aziraphale and Crowley talk about some things and fail to talk about others while the Flood is still in the process of, well, flooding.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
So They'll Know by JadeBear77 reviews
Tony doesn't think he's getting out of this one.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
All the Fun by Quinndolynn reviews
Tony's the wounded hero this time around. T/Z
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Paradise Thwarted by Moczo reviews
Sequel to Manchester Lost. Humanity has declared war, and now Heaven and Hell's best and brightest must band together to – oh dear. Now with 25% more Horseperson and 75% more Archangel!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,146 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
What, No Balloons? by Laine3112 reviews
After a paperwork bungle mistakenly declares Tony dead, the resulting bureaucratic craziness has far-reaching ramifications. Can NCIS Personnel have Tony declared "alive" before Gibbs kills him? Tony/Gibbs Friendship - Inspired by S1 Marine Down
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Future Is Hard To Reach by VulcanCheesecake reviews
Perry/Harry. Prompt asked for Harry being seriously ill. Fairly self explanatory, really.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8221 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
A Very Foul Mouthed Recap: SHERLOCK HOLMES by The Recapper of Badassery reviews
A recap of Sherlock Holmes. Is it accurate? BARELY. Is it fun? I HOPE SO. Is it safe-for-work? NOT UNLESS YOU'RE A SAILOR. Will it kill about an hour of your time? PROBABLY. Do you have that kind of time to waste? YES.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,125 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010
Does This Seem Familiar To You? by Noraque reviews
Tony and McGee find themselves in a situation very much like a scene straight out of an Indiana Jones film.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,876 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
What happened to the burd? by Jonn Wood reviews
A vital question is answered. Set after Iron Man 2.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/29/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Watson Makes an Edit by SherlockianGirl reviews
A collection of one-shots concerning the untold misadventures and amusing situations Holmes and Watson get themselves into over the course of their friendship and investigations.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
A Bad Day by Jack of All Suits reviews
A day in the life of Sherlock Holmes isn't always roses and success. Even famous detectives have those days when things go from bad to worse to awful.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Focus by eternalhope08 reviews
"You turned off your music for me?" She asks, surprised. "I thought of it as a trade off," he says, shrugging. "No music, but yes Pepper. Fair enough." Tony/Pepper, one shots, but all semi-related. After a year away, Chapter 9 is up!
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,531 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 6/3/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
How Wilson Learned To Limp by Cardio Necrosis reviews
Ten atypical tales of debauchery, pasts returning, completely for realsies platonically straight bffs, and inconsistent timelines that are, like, totally confusing.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/15/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Perhaps If You Squint by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Never underestimate the power of imagination! Here's my Peanuts-inspired response to the Black Pearl Sail's prompt, 'Cloud.' General audience.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Tony Stark hearts lasers by medras reviews
Tony loves his lasers. Minor spoilers for Iron Man 2.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/7/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Uneven by Kloudy Reignfall reviews
The days go on, as days always do, and you try not to feel like every moment with him is a last goodbye to someone whose life is hanging by a thread. Implied unrequited Holmes/Watson, post-movie.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Get Some, God Says So by Jackilyn Hughes reviews
In which Aziraphale takes a hint from his Old Man.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Not that it matters by Kessy-Bo reviews
Tony has to deal with a Sherlock Holmes world. Poor Tony.. or is that Holmes?
Crossover - Ironman & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, S. Holmes
Flying Lessons by Music's Note reviews
What was Max really thinking while pushing Dylan off that roof? Minor MR6 spoilers.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Max, Dylan - Complete
Daydreamer by erkkster reviews
It was hard to concentrate while he berated me with a hamburger in one hand, and a bottle of KY jelly in the other. And before you ask why the hell he had that particular combination in hand, I'll get to that later. GEN.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Complete
Senseless by cheekymice reviews
God was just a kid with an ant farm and today he'd proved that fact to Special Agent Gibbs. Warning: Tragedy - C/D
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
The Memorial by tutncleo reviews
Crack Fic! Continuation of "Five Times Gibbs Killed Ziva" - slash warning!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Five Times Gibbs Killed ZivaAnd One Time He Didn' by tutncleo reviews
Crack!fic ahead. The name says it all. Gibbs/DiNozzo pairing.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,152 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Sparks by Handful of Silence reviews
They were men of lost character and if given the chance, together they could have set the world on fire. Pre Holmes/Watson or could be just a friendship fic.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
The Things I Do For You by Midnight Raptor reviews
A late night administrative emergency calls Cuddy away to the hospital, leaving House to deal with a certain two month old baby. Set after “Big Baby”. Huddy Two-shot with House/Rachel interaction. Updated with Chapter 2!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/24/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
That's What She Said by madame.alexandra reviews
How many every-day prhases in the English language have a sexual connotation? Simply ask one Leroy Jethro Gibbs who, amongst isinuations, double entendres, and general inapprorpiate-ness, can't seem to keep his foot out of his mouth today.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Heroes by Jackyblu reviews
House and Wilson check out a patient's home and find more than they bargained for.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Knee by CSI Clue reviews
It's a one-shot of the most painful kind.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Revenge by Kai Vienna reviews
After Iggy pranks Fang, Fang decides its the last straw. He's finally gonna get Iggy back, but what is he gonna do? Why does he ask Gazzy to help? T for immarutity. And other stuff...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Fang, Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
Sick Days by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Max gets sick. Fang takes care of her. So who's watching the kids? The blind pyro, of course! This can't possibly turn out well. Chaos, Fax, and now Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,144 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Sick Soup by madwriter223 reviews
Wilson is sick. House just wants to take care of him. Really. Hurt/Comfort, Humor, Drabble-ish
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Just tell me your name by AlkalineTeegan reviews
Casefic with ensemble cast. Tony confronts a suicidal girl on a rooftop, which sets off an intriguing chain of events. Warnings for generally dark themes, especially suicide, and some language. UPDATED! Final chapter and epilogue are up. Thanks!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,223 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Eight Minutes and Thirty Seven Seconds by seren-mercury reviews
How long does it take it take for the whole world to fall apart? Sometimes it takes a moment, an hour, a day. And sometimes it takes eight minutes and thirty-seven seconds.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Unbuttoned by Caos Accidentale reviews
Tony and Abby find themselves in a sticky situation...an NFA Hangman prize for Sanna.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
Bailout by CSI Clue reviews
Pepper makes a phone call.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
There Loomed An Ogre by Iantalia reviews
Gen. Post ep for Missing. "...none of them would ever know that it felt like he’d been thrown off a twelve storey building without a safety net." Tony attempts to come to terms with the day's events. CH21 & 22 now up. FINISHED!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Hiding by alanwolfmoon reviews
House is hiding something...what and why?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Moose by CSI Clue reviews
Tony receives a visitor.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Dr Strangesize or: by GirlX2 reviews
...How I learned to Stop Worrying and Write more Crack!fic." Wilson should really should have known better. Herbal remedies don't mix well with new-age shops and weight-loss products.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,474 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Prognosis by nathan-p reviews
Max is diagnosed with an incurable disorder. Fang must get her to take meds. Fang/Max, Jeb/ter Borcht as an aside. Vaguely RC-verse.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
With a Little Help from My Friends by DeeLeeTeedWriter reviews
Cuddy gets shot, what does House and Wilson do about it? OT3 with my lame attempt at comedy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
50 Accounts of Hisses and Halos by saxgirl42 reviews
50 short tales centering around everyone's favorite angel and demon, ranging from experimentation with jello shots to the real Armageddon. Rated T for some gore and language.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Manchester Lost by Moczo reviews
-an ensemble sequel to the novel- Our heroes have managed to make things worse, as the Apocalypse is starting up... again. Drama! Action! Humor! Adventure! Tea! Suspense! Snark! Romance!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,044 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The War of Terror by selanc reviews
Somehow, he thought, violence in the workplace shouldn't be this normal. Season 3. Total crack.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
House, Babysitter by SciFiQueen reviews
Dr. House is a lot of things, but voluntary babysitter?
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
First by Astalavisbay reviews
The first time they met was in a cell and House wasn't the one in it.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Mundane Mondays by SincerelyPinkPanties reviews
Wilson doesn't like Mondays. House strives to correct this. HouseWilson friendship.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Cuddy's Vacation by missaleatoire reviews
Cuddy is sick and takes an overdue vacation, ostensibly from House. House has other ideas.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,021 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Marooned by SirenoftheStorm reviews
A slightly different take on Jack's time marooned on the rumrunner's island after the mutiny and how it changed him.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
House Cats by MLS1984 reviews
House gets a big surprise on his birthday...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,986 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
The Director's Bad Choices by Channel D reviews
What if Leon Vance had made different assignments when he split up Gibbs' team after Judgment Day? The mind boggles. Humor, possibly crack!fic. One-shot. Spoilers for late season 5-early season 6.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Watch Out for Rocks by HouseKeeper13 reviews
Crackfic. House and the gang pass time between patients by reading a murder mystery written by House.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Of Sound Mind and Body by PhantomKat reviews
House's life is changed when he receives custody over the daughter of a deceased patient.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
The Simple Art Of Graverobbing by gekizetsu reviews
Supernatural/Kiss Kiss Bang Bang crossover. Things that would be guaranteed to really confuse Sam and Dean Winchester: Harry Lockhart and Gay Perry.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
House Nose by Jensen Jones reviews
Something about House is distracting his team from their diagnosis. What could it be?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
A Long Road by alanwolfmoon reviews
House's leg pain is getting worse and worse. He is eventually hospitalized because of it, and drastic measures need to be taken.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,855 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - G. House, E. Foreman - Complete
A Leg, A Father and Another Leg by shaemichelle reviews
Wilson calls House to pick him up from a bar after Amber dies. An accident is caused. A leg is cost. Hopefully, it won't cost the friendship as well. FORMERLY KNOWN AS Untitled.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,312 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
My Best Friend Is by Angeliz reviews
It's movie night again, against all better judgment. There is no way this can end well. House and Wilson friendship or whatever. And the humor is rather borderline crackish. Follow-up to fic Dead Poets, but can stand alone.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Twice the Man by G.E Waldo reviews
Wilson/House centric. Paranormal-ish. Episodic, sort of. Implied character death. Wilson suspects there is something very wrong with House.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,479 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/9/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
How Crowley Fell Out of Love with the Bentley by Moczo reviews
A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Dead Poets by Angeliz reviews
House's pick for movie night leaves Wilson feeling antsy. And, you know, slightly homicidal. House and Wilson friendship-ness, but then, I always keep my slash goggles on, so feel free to take it that way.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/1/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Glue by Verbal Kint10 reviews
House, Wilson, Foreman, and Chase get locked in the janitor's closet. What ensues are recounts of the four's most embarrassing and most influential moments.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,670 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
Stray by dzio reviews
Meow?" said the cat. House stared at him and tilted his head. "Buddy, I think you've got the wrong address." R&R
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,018 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - G. House - Complete
Momentary Lapse by Adriana DiVolpe reviews
Pairing: Cuddy/House/Wilson/Chase/Thirteen. Summary? You need one after reading that? Seriously, though. This is humour, not smut. Crackfic ahoy. Includes SLASH -House/Wilson- and FEMSLASH -Cuddy/Thirteen- .
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,182 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - L. Cuddy - Complete
Angels by Maiyri-Omega reviews
Future Fic. What happened to the flock after the world ended? What happened to the rest of the world? ONESHOT.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Nudge - Complete
Jokers Wild by travln1 reviews
House, Cuddy & Wilson attend a convention in Vegas. House and Wilson make a bet someone at the convention will get hitched. A fun little crackfic. No spoilers, this one is safe.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Naked Cometh AnkhMorpork Nights by Twist reviews
Gay Voldemort.
Crossover - Discworld & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,357 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - G. House - Complete
The Race to the Nut House by pebbles1234 reviews
A country is in dire need of some interesting canidates. A scientist has an idea. What would happen if Capt. Jack Sparrow, Sweeney Todd, Willy Wonka, Edward Scissorshands, and others were forced into a race? Chaos would inevitably ensue.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008
High Society by eruthiel reviews
Oneshot. Poor Moist... he's found himself invited to a dinner party. Poor Vimes... it's his dinner party. But maybe they have something in common after all? Surrounded by the Morporkian upper-class, they are about to find out for themselves.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Supposed To by elevenhurricanes reviews
MAX!" Fang shouted and I was out of the room like lightening. "Max is okay, Max is okay…" The words chanted with my feet as I chased after Fang. I reached the back road that led behind the school, as Fang fell to the pavement.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Snake Charmer by Spinner Dolphin reviews
This NEVER HAPPENED. Or, Crowley meets one of those snake guys from Animal Planet.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Let me teach you by Thoughtless4u reviews
A lesson from House... Will House and Wilson be able to get home?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
House's Harmonizing by Lady Yueh reviews
During the holiday season: House is the victim of true evil. Wilson is amused. The ducklings are apprehensive.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/8/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Mr Sherlock Holmes meets Gregory House MD by pebbles1234 reviews
What would happen if the great detective met the great doctor? And what would happen if Watson became sick and Wilson went missing? Utter and complete chaos.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007
Arranging Favours by Ficus-Avenger reviews
It's yet another boring meeting at the palace for Sam Vimes, but something's different...for some reason, Vetinari keeps smiling at him...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Late Night Chat by SkyKissed reviews
What happens when Cuddy wakes up in the middle of the night wanting a chat? Trouble for House,that's what! A humorous little fic about what one of their random conversations might be like at three A.M.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
To be Wed as a Pirate's Wed by Mother Nature's Daughter reviews
Gov. Swann won't consent to Will and Liz marrying, but the couple stumble upon an old friend willing to do it anyway. But with Jack as the 'minister', how will this wedding turn out? Elizabeth shouts, Jack acts like Jack, and Will's in the water. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Pretty Eyed, Pirate Smile by Mooncheese reviews
In that moment, you were free. I have never desired anything more than I desire freedom.' In a moment of stillness, Jack thinks about Elizabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
All In A Day's Work by swatkat reviews
There are zombies in Cuddy's hospital. [Pure crack]
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2007 - L. Cuddy, R. Chase - Complete
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
Surreal by Fading Grace reviews
Vetinari conducts a social experiment by inviting Vimes to 'go drinking'. VV... friendship, I suppose. Aren't they fun? There's even banter. Oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
He Will Walk With The Immortal by Oldach's Dream reviews
If House really were dying, I think this might be how the world would remember him. Set sometime after Halfwit, but not directly connected to that episode. Slight Huddy. Strong HouseWilson friendship. OneShot.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Under Other Covers by OzGeek reviews
Tony and McGee go undercover in more ways than one. Not slash. Now complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Seven Deep Dark Secrets That House Could Have Had by Roga reviews
Seven secrets that might be revealed next episode, written in seven 100word drabbles. Spoilers for the PROMO of ep 3x15, not the episode itself. Some gen, some HW, a bit HCh, and a tiny HP crossover.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/21/2007 - J. Wilson, A. Cameron - Complete
Far From Normal by sideways anger reviews
It wasn’t something doctors normally did but he wasn’t a normal doctor. oneshot, set after the episode One Day, One Room
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/17/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Dog House by treacle-antlers reviews
House doesn't like dogs.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The One With The British Doctor by Roga reviews
A House MDFriends crossover. I could elaborate, but that just about says it all...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Admission by Roga reviews
Three fellows in a car accident. House isn't exactly Florence Nightingale.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Complete
Ten Nonlinear Moves by Sequitur reviews
Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Schoolboys in Da House by DIY Sheep reviews
Cuddy grabbed the offending miscreant by the ear. He made a noise that could only be described as an 'erp': More drama ensues...
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Button, A Feather, A Grain of Sand by Double Dog reviews
Wilson can't get rid of House, even when House is away at a conference.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Margin for Error by Betz88 reviews
The old corvette goes down over a bank. But where is House? Hurt? Dead? If the accident didn't get him, perhaps something else will! All the King's horses and all the King's men can't find him. Total angstfest.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,272 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
Not Another One by Sphynx reviews
Sick of self inserts? Jack is too. Parody fic wrote for my best friend's 18th birthday. Intended to be funny, not accurate
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Game Time by goldnote reviews
Can the team actually sit down and play a game of Monopoly with Dr. House? A one shot. Rated T just because it's House.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
Cotton Candy Baby by Ivory Novelist reviews
House. Wilson. Baby. From the nutter who brought you STUMBLE. HouseWilson friendship. Pointless fluff. Please Read and Review.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,976 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 7/7/2005
It had been an accident by rachbigbro reviews
Things never go as planned.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Complete
The Return of Hastur by H.J. Bender reviews
Sequel to "Revenge of the Housplants". Hastur wants Crowley dead, and the only way it's going to happen is if he kills the serpent himself. Slapstick hilarity ensues.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
Dislike by Eurothrashed reviews
Elizabeth doesn't like Jack. Really. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete
There She Goes by funeral flowers reviews
It didn’t go on for long, I’ll tell you that. I always had a say in the matter with her, she looked so pleading that it scared me." PG for hinted suggestions of abuse. Light suggesed RonMione. Songifc to 'There She Goes' by Robbie Williams.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Pirate Euphemism Game by Demus reviews
Sat in a boat in the middle of the sea, Norrington, Jack, Will, and the late, notsogreat Barbossa are bored and in need of entertainment. Jack suggests a certain game...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Complete
Twofish by a demon of my word reviews
some crap about fish, drinking, drinking, more drinking, and the space-time continuum
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/24/2002
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Conjunctivitis reviews
Tony's life consists of a series of repeats.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Forked reviews
Mishaps at the dinner table never end well...
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/3/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Sexual Connotations reviews
Sometimes Jarvis gets it a little bit too right.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Family reviews
You do what you have to for family.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Tony D., T. Kort - Complete
Scratches In The Soul reviews
With a mangled paint job, comes a mangled heart.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Security Failure reviews
Everyone's out to get Tony. Up to and including himself, sometimes.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Rich Man reviews
Sometimes Tony has to let it all out.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Karma reviews
Tony's been a naughty, naughty billionaire. And what comes around, goes around.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Sir reviews
He's at an airport. This man is badgering him. It's ridiculous. He won't even look at the papers.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Squirrels reviews
One must never forget the power of awesomeness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Fang - Complete
Save The World, Max reviews
Max had to save the world. She failed. Character death, mention of suicide.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Max - Complete
An Interview With Max reviews
Sequel to An Interview With Fang. Similar stuff. Max describes a day, is accused of incestry, and her motives for sucking on Fang's ear are explained. Oh yeah, the journalist...also ends up dead.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Stark Naked reviews
It's happened again.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, Jarvis - Complete
Hiccups reviews
Tony gets the hiccups. There is only one cure.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
The Toilet Man reviews
There was a toilet man. Rhodey and Tony hated toilet men.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, J. R. Rhodes/Rhodey - Complete
Big Secrets reviews
Tony has to tell Pepper something. Something big. No, he's not pregnant.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/19/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Clouds reviews
Pepper has gone pyscho-analysis on our boys, and they are supportive. To an extent.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/13/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, J. R. Rhodes/Rhodey - Complete
Seals reviews
It's rough, it's messy, and it's positively seal-like.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2010 - J. R. Rhodes/Rhodey, H. Hogan/Happy - Complete
Spiderbait reviews
A tactical retreat is out of the question. Tony has to squash the spider.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Published: 5/9/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Playing Monkey reviews
Jack has pissed off Lizzy, for some unfathomable reason, and she's locked him with Jack the Monkey. Uh-huh.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Shaving Woes reviews
It turns out, that despite being a drop dead gorgeous billionaire, Tony has the same problems as normal people.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Accidents reviews
Tony's day could not get worse. Until it did.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
The Tail Of Emma reviews
A parody fic with plenty of people-bashings, and a laughing House. The cause of a dog. A very talented dog, mind you. Read on to find out more. Old ducklings, a bit of one-sided HouseCam, and Chameron. Plus a smart Wilson. Go on. You know you want to.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Complete
Fang's Crappy Day reviews
Fang is having the worst day ever. Everything is going wrong. He resorts to talking to trees. Yeah, you read that right. Don't forget the 'Valley of Sharp Plants', either. Or Total. Damn that evil dog.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
An Interview With Fang reviews
Yes, it's another one of those interview fics. But I hope this one's funny. Fang's being uncooperative. And the flock aren't helping. Plus the journalist ends up...dead.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Fang - Complete
You Belong to Me reviews
Inspired by Taylor Swift's You Belong With Me, a oneshot about Max, um, being...slightly...possessive. Putting it nicely. And she's gonna rule the world. Didga know that?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fairytale: On the Run reviews
Betcha didn't know this about a certain flock member. He tells great stories. Lies too, but the other kind. Fax, OOCness -a little-, and a sweet, sweet Fang. Awww.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Excuses reviews
It's been a long day. All Max wants to do is sleep. But the flock won't do their chores. Mild, like /really/ mild Fax. As in, only best buds kind. Family fic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Max - Complete