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Circa 2011 - vs Updates in 2016.

You see this guy? He is my dream version of Peter Whitlock. If it were up to me, I would throw Edward away and make Peter the main character of the Twilight series.

I am twenty-five thirty, married, mother, student graduate student, and administrative assistant extraordinaire school case worker.

I love shopping, shoes, a good fight on reality competition shows and mocking people. I find myself to be pretty darn hilarious. I also am a pervert.

I also need a life beta. My grammar is horrendous.

You can follow me @kartastrophe. Just don't say I didn't warn you.

A Forest Fire by Bedelia reviews
Shock cascades through her body, sparked by his smile. His resemblance to the boy who left her in the forest so many years ago is remarkable, but there is one key difference. He is human. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,771 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete