Author has written 3 stories for DuckTales, and Wrestling.
I was born and raised in the United States of America's Original Sin City--New Orleans, Louisiana (sorry, Las Vegas, Nevada, but New Orleans really is America's Original Sin City)--making me Deep South-born.
I can speak and read in English, in French, and in Spanish. I didn't learn to speak French before I was in eighth grade and I learned to speak Spanish while I was a student at the University of New Orleans.
Writing and editing always go hand in hand.
I am the proud buddy of a spoiled-rotten Chihuahua named Tiny.
I draw, I paint, I photograph, I write, I put on my own personal soundtrack beyond movies and TV, and I strum my guitar.
I have no problem writing fanfics with an 'M' rating at all. Isn't that the point of creative writing?
You can also find me and my works on:
http:///users/TheCajunPhoenix/works (extended and uncensored)
http:///profile.php?no=1296950876&view=story (extended, uncensored, and no holds barred writing)
Feel free to check out my works. All my M-rated works here will have extended versions on A03 and on AFF, so feel free to check them out there as well.
I am a "DuckTales" fan (classic cartoons, '80's cartoons, and early '90's cartoons rule!), a "The Simpsons" fan, a "Jem" fan, a "Lord of the Rings" fan, a "The Hobbit" fan, and a wrestling fan.
My "DuckTales": I was immediately hooked when Donald Duck enlisted into the US Navy and put his triplet nephews Huey (red), Dewey (blue), and Louie (green) in the care of his super-wealthy Uncle Scrooge McDuck. It took a lot of squabbling and the Junior Woodchuck training for Scrooge and the triplets to find any common ground. But the rivalry between Scrooge and the husky-voiced Flintheart Glomgold over which duckman was really the world's wealthiest duckman was what really got me hooked onto "DuckTales." Disney really dropped the ball when they didn't include Scrooge's other big rival John D. Rockerduck Jr. in "DuckTales." They wasted a potential triple threat money showdown between the world's three wealthiest duckmen!
Scrooge's younger sister Matilda McDuck (she's the blue-eyed blonde who's a real doll and a sweetheart, so do NOT put her in the same room with Flintheart or with Rockerduck under any circumstances unless there are at least seven bodyguards around to protect her!) and their baby sister Hortense McDuck Duck (she's the curly-haired redhead and she's also the only McDuck besides Scrooge who can take on Flintheart or take on Rockerduck in a one-on-one, straight-up, no-holds-barred, Katie-bar-the-door street fight and win!) are as much a part of Scrooge's heart as he is of theirs even when he puts up a nasty fight. I love how Hortense fell in love with and married the equally-quarrelsome Quackmore Duck in "The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck."
SharanMcQuack, Eyael, Em O'Gilt, TricksyBird, and LuckyDuck are my favorite 'DuckTales' fanfic writers
My Simpsons: Bart Simpson is my favorite "The Simpsons" character and Lisa Simpson is not far behind. "Bart's Girlfriend" is one of my favorite "Simpsons" episodes because it has Bart Simpson being outflanked and outpranked by The Reverend Timothy Lovejoy and Helen Cresswell Lovejoy's lovely daughter Jessica. They have the chemistry for a romance, but something always gets in the way.
My Jem: This is all about the many shades of femslash between Jem and The Holograms and The Misfits--and it is also all about the music.
My wrestling (WWE, Impact Wrestling, Ring of Honor, etc.): I LOVE the high-flying Hardys! (Jeff is my favorite Hardy! I can't wait until Matt wins I-C title gold and WWE/WHC title gold and becomes a WWE Triple Crown Winner (at least one WWE title/WHC title, at least one I-C title, and at least one as of press time Unified WWE Tag Team title) just like Jeff! Matt really needs his own DVD.)
D-Generation-X (Shawn Michaels and Triple H) is my other favorite tag team. However, I think both DX founders make better heels than babyfaces.
Best of blessings for Shawn Michaels (he earned his place in the WWE Hall of Fame) but he loses part of those blessings for screwing Daniel Bryan out of the WWE title at "Hell In A Cell 2013".
I will NEVER get tired of watching Triple H beat the living snot out of John Cena and Randy Keith Orton. But I wonder how he'd feel watching Kofi Kingston take care of RKO and Legacy while he's got his hands full. We all know how Trips also steals the spotlight from whoever is at the top. He really drained all the life from the late Chris Benoit's reign as World Heavyweight Champion in 2004 (RIP Benoit), and he makes RKO look lesser than whenever RKO holds the WWE/WHC belt! He did the same thing when Jeff Hardy EARNED his first WWE title at "Armageddon 2008"--he crashed Jeff's post-match celebration and all the Hardy Party was scared Jeff would get beat up right then and there!
All the same, Trips should NEVER be on the bottom for anybody in his fanfics, not even for his father-in-law, and especially not in any fanfics I write about him unless I choose to! HBK, maybe. I feel sorry for anybody who's not only the WWE Champion/World Heavyweight Champion when Trips gets his title shot but also for anybody who owns a pinfall win and/or a submission win over him!
RKO is definitely better suited as a heel, though he's awesome as a face. He works well as either a top or a bottom.
iViva la raza! (Long live the people!) is how WWE Hall of Famer Eddie Guerrero rolls in his favorite lowrider throughout Paradise's ramp and arena. (RIP Eddie)
I just love it when Edge is made to bottom in his fanfics! He's teamed up with Christian, Rey Mysterio, Chris Benoit (RIP Benoit), RKO, Chris Jericho, and WWE Hall of Famer "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan--he is the ultimate tag team specialist.
Chris Jericho is the first-ever Undisputed WWE Champion and a five-time World Heavyweight Champion, but he also has the biggest ego of all the 'SmackDown' Superstars. (Jericho's former tag team partner Edge's ego is equally big!) His 'Jeri-Show' tag-team partnership with Big Show is similar to the tag-team partnership between Owen Hart (RIP King of Harts) and Yokozuna (RIP) at least 13 years earlier. Jericho is almost always Trips's bitch because he often loses or gets screwed over whenever they meet in the ring! Jericho actually beat Trips for the WWE/WWF Championship on "Raw"'s April 17, 2000 episode, only for Trips to really act like a sore loser and force the referee to strike the victory from the record books! Just because it's not in the record books doesn't mean it never happened! Then Jericho ended up losing his I-C title to Trips on "SmackDown"'s April 5, 2001 episode. Jericho and Benoit are my favorite Attitude Era rivalry on a par with the rivalries Trips has had with The Rock (outside the ring, he bottoms for Trips), Mankind (also on the bottom), Stone Cold Steve Austin (Stone Cold is also a top, so he and Trips get to team up and make another Superstar bottom for them), even The Brothers of Destruction (both are usually tops, so they'll have to join forces in making somebody else bottom for them)!
Rey Mysterio is the ONLY true cruiserweight to earn the WWE Grand Slam Winner title--multiple-time Cruiserweight Champion, multiple-time WWE Tag Team Champion, two-time I-C Champion, two-time World Heavyweight Champion, one-time WWE Champion, and one-time US Champion. I don't know if I can write a sexy scene with Rey and another Superstar and do it justice since almost all of them are much bigger than Mysterio. My guess is Mysterio is a bottom.
Jeff Hardy works well on top, but for some reason he almost always ends up on the bottom again. I guess it's because he's so small and fast and cute that the other Superstars tend to treat him like a kid. I don't know if Jeff eats Skittles in real life or not, but it's a perfect way to underscore his young-at-heart way of thinking. I'd like to add him to my fanfics in the future or at least let his Extreme, Charismatic, and Enigmatic presence be felt in some way. I think Jeff is prettier as a babyface, though his heel turn as the TNA World Heavyweight Champion at "Bound For Glory 2010" also gives me more material to work with.
Matt Hardy is definitely a top for the most part except for his fanfics with Trips or The Undertaker. Then he ends up on the bottom. And he's awesome as a face and as a heel.
Jeff pairs well with most Superstars, be he top or bottom.
Jenter: Any pairings between Trips and Jeff Hardy is definitely a recipe for Extreme Hotness! Jeff is also one of Trips's favorite Superstars to have bottoming for him. That means Jeff is on the bottom.
Edge is so cute as either a top or a bottom (I'm definitely gonna miss The Rated-R Ultimate Opportunist but he's now and forever a WWE Hall of Famer).
I'm not for or against John Cena. But CM Punk definitely has that dangerous edge that keeps the fans hooked.
"SmackDown"'s Michelle McCool is a weak, pathetic excuse for a WWE Women's Champion (thank you, Mickie James, for ending her title reign at "Royal Rumble 2010" and damn you to Hell, Vickie Guerrero, for screwing her out of her title!), and that's pretty sad considering how she did a respectable job as the first-ever WWE Divas' Champion! Thank you, Natalya Neidhart, for ending Lay-Cool's sham as co-Women's Champions and as co-Divas' Champions! Does Michelle McCool deserve to be made to bottom in a fanfic again? In the immortal words of WWE Hall of Famer "Stone Cold" Steve Austin--OH, HELL YEAH!
"Raw"'s Melina Perez (she can be a top or a bottom or both) is sorely underutilized because most of the "Raw" Divas aren't as skilled in the ring as my favorite Diva Mickie James and former Divas Molly Holly (any Diva who learned her craft under Four Horsemen alumnus and Radicalz alumnus Dean Malenko is definitely a top, no argument with me on this one!), Lita (she can be top and/or bottom), Trish Stratus (usually she is a top, but I like seeing her bottom for Mickie James) [WWE Hall of Fame 2013, the late Mae Young (RIP Mae) [WWE Hall of Fame, the late The Fabulous Moolah (RIP Moolah) [WWE Hall of Fame, Victoria (TNA's Tara) (normally a top, though Michelle McCool has made her bottom for her in the ring), Jazz (definitely a top because of her STF submission hold finisher), Jacqueline Moore (the first female WWE Cruiserweight Champion and I think she's better as a top since she trained with men), Ivory (a top because she's a former Women's Champion and a "Tough Enough" trainer and a bottom because Chyna beat her for the Women's title), and Chyna (the first female WWE Intercontinental Champion but she's also a top with mostly other Divas).
"Raw"'s Maryse Ouellet-Mizanin is a former WWE Divas' Champion! Maryse is definitely gonna bottom for my Create-A-Diva whether she bottoms for my Diva in the ring or in the bedroom or both!
Layla El can't even defend a title on her own, hence the lengthy reigns that have her and Michelle as co-Women's Champions and again as co-Divas' Champions. Good for Layla for finally standing up for herself, though, because she did pretty awesome as a Divas' Champion in her own right.
Alicia Fox is almost as slippery and deceitful as a former Divas' Champion who deserves to be on the bottom!
John Morrison is simply awesome and so is his teaming up with R-Truth. I don't understand what Morrison's connection with the tricky Santino Marella is as far as the aggressive Sheamus goes (The Celtic Warrior is generally a top, but if he bottoms for anybody at all, he's bottoming for Trips).
A brother-vs-brother rivalry between Goldust and "Dashing" Cody Rhodes might be a great idea or it might turn out to be a train wreck.
Dolph Ziggler deserves to bottom for everybody and so does Vickie Guerrero. This is also because Dolph is coming into his own as a main eventer in the making. And who's going to turn down the chance to get payback on Vickie for all the chaos she was born to unleash?
Yes, yes, yes on re-unifying the WWE title and the World Heavyweight titles! Brock Lesnar caused the rift when he refused to defend his newly-won title against Triple H and now Triple H has to clean up Lesnar's mess and its aftermath. One Unified WWE World Heavyweight Champion to hold the title aloft over all the Superstars in WWE--and one more belt change might not be a bad idea after the re-unification. One Belt to hold aloft over all others is how the WWE World Heavyweight Champion should roll.
All hail the Cruiserweights Division, especially the rivalry between PAC/Neville and Rich Swann over the title and the entire division itself.
Daniel Bryan would have been even more awesome had the Cruiserweight Division been in place before 2016. Still, it's awesome that he won every title in WWE before his in-ring career ended and then restarted. Concussions and seizures can and sometimes actually do end careers faster than we would expect.
The Shield is simply awesome.
Seth Rollins/Tyler Black can be awesome as a top and as a bottom.
Finn Balor is awesome no matter if he is on "NXT", on "Raw", or on "SmackDown" While he can be a top, he is also hotter as a bottom.
I love playing the "SmackDown Vs Raw" video game series because I get to create what I think a true WWE Superstar/WWE Diva SHOULD embody! This video game series was where I created my favorite Divastar (a cross between a Diva and a Superstar) Maryl Goldan and the high-flying martial artist Remy Silver. Again, Jeff Hardy's Charismatic, Enigmatic influence can be seen in their in-ring gear and some of their moves, though Remy is the better high-flyer of the duo and Maryl is the ground-and-pound brawler who beats up her rivals before she makes them beg for mercy with her submission holds.
Maryl Goldan is strong and durable in spite of her no-lift moves, but she is not a true heavyweight. She has two finishers: a body blow and low blow to the groin or the thigh, taunt, leg sweep and sitout facebuster combination called The Goldan Guillotine and The Goldan Gallows, a submission move combining Ric Flair's Figure-Four Leglock and the late Chris Benoit's Crippler Crossface (it is now called simply The Crossface).
I combined Jeff Hardy's Extreme Charismatic Enigmatic artistry both inside and outside the ring and high-flying arsenal, Rob Vam Dam's, Yoshiro Tajiri's and Steve Blackman's martial arts skills and technical fighting abilities, and Crash Holly's (RIP Crash) all-time record as the WWE Hardcore Champion to create Remy Silver. He has three finishers: a modified running STO and spear combination called The Silver Nova, a lifting sitout facebuster called The Silver Arrow--it is similar to Maryl's Goldan Guillotine except his Silver Arrow has the knee strike to the gut rather than the low blow to the groin or the thigh, and The Apocalyptic Sunsplash, a mid-ring version of Jeff Hardy's Swanton Bomb.
I'll add more Create-A-Superstars and Create-A-Divas as I go.
For anybody who tries to impersonate me and/or worse, tries to claim they created Maryl Goldan and Remy Silver and my other Create-A-Superstars and Create-A-Divas, here is your Reality Check from me: You impersonators are not their creator and you never will be!
No Hardy Haters (people who don't like the Hardys), no Benoit Bashers (people who think the late Chris Benoit was a murderer when nobody has any proof one way or the other), no smarks from any brand, no woman-haters, no child abusers, no racists, no homophobes (people who despise GLBTIs--gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered, and intersexed people), no religious Fundamentalists, no animal abusers, no wannabe censors who hate the way I write, and no genocidal dictators will be welcome on my page! The same goes for people who abuse the disabled, the physically overweight, the morbidly obese, and the mentally ill--those hateful people abusers are not welcome either!
I have no patience with people who use The Bible, The Koran, The Torah, etc. to justify their horrible, hatred-filled acts! It is another reason why I despise all cyberbullies on all social networking sites!
One more thing to the Hardy Haters--I will NEVER give up on Jeff and Matt no matter what you hurl at them, their family, or the fans!
My "The Hobbit" and "The Lord of the Rings": I love the Special Extended Editions for "The Hobbit" and "The Lord of the Rings" because they add more material to play with and enhance the Theatrical Versions (thank you for bringing sexy back to Middle-Earth's iconic characters, Peter Jackson!).
Male, female, and even intersexed Dwarves and Half-Dwarf Hybrids also produce more raw testosterone than any other race in Middle-Earth.
Bilbo Baggins: The Baddest Hobbit Alive--and don't you forget it!--unless otherwise written, he's also Middle-Earth's ultimate bottom.
Thorin: The ultimate top to Bilbo's ultimate bottom and also the perfect bottom when Bilbo is on top, though Thorin is also smoking hot as either a top or as a bottom.
Dwalin: The ultimate top and the undisputed king of talking dirty, period!
Fili and Kili: The Company's sensual appeal--and they definitely get that from Thorin.
Bofur: Kicks ass both as a top and as a bottom.
Dori: Awesome as both a top and as a bottom, and he's also awesome when he looks after Nori and Ori
Nori: Kicks ass both as a top and as a bottom, though just to be on the safe side you might want to hide your valuables when you have Nori as a houseguest.
Ori: The Company's most adorable ultimate bottom to Dwalin's ultimate top.
Thranduil: Pretty awesome both as a top and as a bottom depending on who he is paired with.
Azog the Defiler: You just can't keep a Pale Orc down and he bottoms for nobody other than Sauron.
Bolg: Like Pale Orc, like Pale Orcling.
Frodo Baggins: Perfect as The Face of the Fellowship and also the Fellowship's ultimate bottom unless otherwise written.
Boromir: Awesome both as a top and as a bottom, he is also Thorin writ Human since they are both devoted to those who mean the most to them, they both find themselves pulled in by gold, and they both despise Orcs.
I welcome reviews and feedback for my writings. If you disagree with my choice of material, I can live with that. But I will NOT accept negative criticism, flames, personal attacks, and preaching!
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