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 Author has written 5 stories for Twilight. Sadly, it seems the FanFiction community I was once was passionate about has been quite dull lately. Updates are few and far between and I'm sure we're all very sad about it. But, as it is, life moves on and so do we. FanFiction used to play a HUGE part in my life. I just fell in love with it and the women who wrote it and the bond that we all shared over this stuff. This silly stuff that we all wrote and read and fawned over. And the lemons. Oh the lemons. I am making an effort to wrap my stories up. I'd like to give my characters endings and not leave you all hanging, if you're even reading this. So, watch for updates, I promise they're coming. And check out the new story. Street Racing Edward just wouldn't leave me alone. I had to get it out. -Kirstie | |||||||
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How I Became Edward Cullen's Slut or A Love Story by col.mustard reviews
Bella is a nerdy high school junior with low self-esteem. A surprise encounter with Edward Cullen, resident bad boy, starts a sexual relationship between the two.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,700 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,462 - Reviews: 9231 - Favs: 6,914 - Follows: 3,781 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby by beegurl13 reviews
What happens when you give your heart to a boy, and he decides he doesn't want it? How many times can you watch him with other girls and still take him back? What if he called you his Baby? What if you loved him? O/S written for FAGE - All Human, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,429 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
the bitter, the sweet by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's 24. She's got a career she loves, close family & friends, and a little girl she loves more than anything. She doesn't need anything more, but sometimes she sure wants it, and when Edward shows up he'll either upset the balance or make everything sweeter. A WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 74,376 - Reviews: 8108 - Favs: 3,943 - Follows: 2,471 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Bella - Complete
Cadillac by ThisIsReallyHappening reviews
He once told me I stared at the sun too long. "You keep looking, Dimples, and you're gonna miss the one thing that rises and shines for you." He was right. (ExB. Rated M)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,783 - Reviews: 2582 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Consequence of Miracles by Travis Birkenstock reviews
Sometimes, the miracles we plead for come at a terrible price. AH, dark subject matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,647 - Reviews: 3483 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
These Hearts Adore by YellowGlue reviews
Innocence spins him harder than moonshine. Patience makes her glow from the inside. Summertime on the lake, and a fall she fears more than anyone ever should. Wild sweet pea and Jeremiah Weed. Morning rain and pink sunshine. One love. Two mouths. One love. One house. Palm to palm, this is how we always start. What started as an entry for Dirty Talkin Edward, grew and grew.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,163 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 247 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8486 - Favs: 5,359 - Follows: 4,420 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3818 - Favs: 4,077 - Follows: 3,310 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 7038 - Favs: 11,203 - Follows: 3,434 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Driving Thru by melonscraps reviews
Somewhat insecure Bella is miserable working at McDonalds, till one day Edward comes through the Drive Thru. What happens when she starts thinking of him as his visits increase? Funny, Romantic, Lemony Goodness! AH BxE Updates Weekly
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,242 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Edward, Bella
Monsters & Angels by silverelefanfic reviews
Edward has been best friends with Bella for years, little does he know that she’s been in love with him practically forever. Will a drunken night change everything? Rated M for language & lemons. AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,615 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Woman Scorned by Bella Baby24 reviews
Bella is betrayed by her husband. She writes a book based on the plan for revenge she wishes she could enact against her ex and his lover. How will Edward react when he sees Bella again and realizes that he's the inspiration behind the best-selling book?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,779 - Reviews: 5729 - Favs: 3,106 - Follows: 3,525 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5963 - Favs: 6,432 - Follows: 4,915 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4748 - Favs: 6,324 - Follows: 2,295 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give and Take by pattsylove reviews
Sweet and snarky Bella lives with her best friends Emmett, Jasper and Rosalie in a fun filled Chicago apartment. Edward and Alice move to town and heat rises, clothes come off and diminutive danglers are discussed. Fun, smut and laughs to be had.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 137,560 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Summer Nights by Jenny0719 reviews
Bella Swan moves to Chicago with her son and Jacob Black. She then meets Edward Cullen and falls in love. But someone doesn't want Bella and Edward to be together...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 234,648 - Reviews: 2955 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You with an Insurmountable Passion by Crittab reviews
Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,981 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 2,353 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Again by pattsylove reviews
Bella and Jasper, life long friends move to NYC looking to start a fresh chapter in their lives. Can tattoo artist Edward show Bella that she is meant to be loved and that her dark past is behind her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 251,867 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Still Doll by Aidou'sOskar reviews
I see her, my Still Doll, watching me as I fade into a world of irrationality...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella - Complete
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Another Heart Calls reviews
The tale of an affair gone horribly right. What happens when you're already married and you meet the person you were meant to be with? This choice will make or break Edward Cullen. Rated M for lemons and bad language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,038 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Life of Hopelessly Lovestruck Drug Addicts reviews
Edward and Bella are both wrapped around each other and their drug use. Will they be able to make it through the process of getting clean together or will it rip them apart. Rated M for lemons and heavy drug use.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Finish Line reviews
Street racing is a lot like love. You win some, you lose some, and you wreck some. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014
Tattoos and Sex Addictions reviews
Bella is a tattoo artist is Seattle, she has a addiction to all things sex. Edward just moved to Seattle with his sisters and is into the tattoo scene even though his body is bare. Rated M for language, lemons/sexual references, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,364 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
2 girls and 1 Emmett reviews
When Alice and Emmett's marriage is falling apart, she's desperate to bring back the sparks. One hot night with a mysterious Rosalie will definitely do the trick. One shot written for an anonymous prompt. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete